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Subject: Procol Harum's Simple Sister
Written By: markhall on 06/12/03 at 01:47 a.m.
I have been unable to find lyrics for this song anywhere on the net, and I'll never understand what he's saying by just listening to it. Here's what it sounds like to me-
Simple sister, got whooping cough.
We'll have to burn her toes off. ???
Any corrections?
Thanks.
Subject: Re: Procol Harum's Simple Sister
Written By: LyricBoy on 06/12/03 at 05:31 p.m.
You asked... LyricBoy delivers... ;D
Simple Sister
Got Whooping Cough
Have to burn her toys
Take her treats
Eat her sweets
Scare off all the boys
Simple Sister
Got Whooping Cough
Have to put her out
Wear her clothes
Steal her bows
Tell her that she's stout
Simple Sister
Got Whooping Cough
Lock her in a cell
Throw the key
Into the sea
Hope she never gets well