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Subject: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: STG on 04/03/03 at 08:54 p.m.
Sayings from S.T.G.
"I may never get to the top again, but I will be forever known"
"A legend is better than a current fad. I'll go with the legend"
"Take a song, pick a topic, laugh and then you make fun of it"
"Hussein has nuclear weapons to destroy, we have humour to revive the saddened soul."
"A vote is one thing, but a kind comment is another"
"Humour soothes the soul"
Subject: Re: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/04/03 at 09:26 a.m.
Sayings from philbo:
1. You can go a long way with humour. Just as long as you duck before the bottle hits you.
2. A good laugh is better than a good ****. OK, maybe not.
3. Three is enough.
Subject: Re: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: Billy_Florio on 04/04/03 at 03:18 p.m.
sayings from Billy Florio
1)If you ever get pissed off, just remember...it's better than being Pissed on
2)I may not have singing abilities, but it sure is fun to see people in pain when I prove it
3)Dont hit a man with glasses...hit him with a rock instead
4)A wise man once said, "too many chefs spoil the broth", well I say, why on earth are you putting chefs in a broth?
5)If you say that you dont want to take a stand, arent you taking a stand?
6)People who like Engleberg Humperdink should be shot
7)Why didnt the Birdman of Alcatraz just fly away?
8)In Marvel comics, isnt a fight against Thor a little one sided, I mean..He's a God...
9)why is Law and Order on 15 different channels?
10)We know its the end of the word, when Howie Mandel keeps on getting TV show contracts
11)Now I know why the Mets we dubed "The Amazing Mets!"..its because it was amazing that such a crappy team was actully winning games!
12)If Tracy Llords married Marvin Gaye, would she be Tracy Gaye-llords?
13)If Janis Joplin sang the blues, then why was she so happy all the time..it was probably the drugs...
14)When the mountains coem tumbling down, and the rivers overflow, and times stops, and its the end of the world...I hope Im not sitting on the toilet...
Thank you thank you..Ill be at Chaplin's Saturday night
btw 4, 6, 8,9, 11, 13 and 14 are all part of my stand up act, so no stealing! oh and # 3 I stole from somewhere..I forget where though
Subject: Re: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: Billy_Florio on 04/04/03 at 03:42 p.m.
oh here another favorite I forgot...I havent used this one in a long time:
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultry?
Subject: Re: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: Emergency_Cube on 04/04/03 at 03:44 p.m.
My only two original sayings are:
"You lie like a throw rug!"
and
"It would behoove you to buy a compass."
:D
Subject: Re: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: Mike_Florio on 04/04/03 at 03:50 p.m.
Saying from Michael Florio:
"The more stupid someone thinks you are, the more suprised theyll be when you kill them..."
(actually quoted by someone I know)
"If you take a chinese person and spin them around really fast, do they become disoriented?"
"If Superman can stop bulllets with his chest, why does he duck when someone throws a gun at thim?"
"If cats always land on their feet, and buttered bread lands buttered end down, if you tie buttered bread to the top of a cat, which way is it gunna land?"
"Why is batman considered a superhero even though he has no super powers what so ever?"
"Do bald men use soap or shampoo on their head?"
"How come suck and blow both mean the same thing when talking about how bad something is?"
"Why do companies give out free gifts, since when has a gift not been free?"
"Why do people say 'you cant have your cake and eat it too,' why else would you want cake?"
"Why are there football teams on baseball caps?"
"Why do people wear jearseys of sports stars, who do they think theyre fooling?"
"Why are the smallest candy bars known as 'fun size,' wouldnt it be more fun to have a bigger bar?"
"If evolution happoned, why are there still so many monkees?"
"If youre Mr Crunch, and you join the navy, will you become Captain Curnch?"
"If Acme stuff doesnt work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying it?"
thats it...hope you enjoyed...
Subject: Re: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: Emergency_Cube on 04/04/03 at 03:53 p.m.
Quoting:
"If you take a chinese person and spin them around really fast, do they become disoriented?"End Quote
Oooh, you're going to hell ;D
Quoting:
"Why is batman considered a superhero even though he has no super powers what so ever?"End Quote
Because he's Batman, yo! :D
Quoting:
"If Acme stuff doesnt work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying it?"
End Quote
He must not be using it right. Let's hope he kept the warranty cards ;)
Subject: Re: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: lebeiw15 on 04/04/03 at 04:55 p.m.
Quoting:
"Why are the smallest candy bars known as 'fun size,' wouldnt it be more fun to have a bigger bar?"
End Quote
I have always wondered this!
Subject: Re: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: Will on 04/04/03 at 05:36 p.m.
1. When the load gets tough, the tough get loaded. :P
2. An ignoramus would not recognize the word "ignoramus." ???
3. The word "lisp" was obviously invented by someone who didn't have one. :-*
;D
Subject: Re: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: lebeiw15 on 04/04/03 at 05:46 p.m.
For ALL parody artists:
"If at first you don't succeed, try again"
:) ;) ;D
Subject: Re: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: John_Jenkins on 04/04/03 at 07:17 p.m.
1. It doesn’t matter whether you think you are going to be a success or a failure… you are right.
2. An expert is a guy who can tell you 1,000 ways to make love… but doesn’t know any girls.
3. If a parody is in perfectly good taste… it probably isn’t very funny.
Subject: Re: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: STG on 04/05/03 at 05:53 a.m.
"I don't care if I or anyone else gets to be a parody artist icon; just don't change your name to a symbol."
FROM
"&" the Artist Formerly Known as S.T.G.
j/k
Peace from S.T.G.
Subject: Re: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: Junior on 04/05/03 at 07:47 a.m.
"Today always sucks."
"The day Avril is 'punk' is the day J. Lo's *** becomes an offical country."
Actually this one's from my friend: "It's hard to do the Macarena in a chair."
Subject: Re: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: My_name_is_Kenny on 04/05/03 at 12:36 a.m.
"I am essential."
--A quote from me, taken out of context and used by my friends to make fun of me
Katie: "I know you wanna buy one of these cards from me and send it to yourself."
Kenny: "No! I hate surprises."
"I must kill my roommate before he kills me."
--Kenny, October 4, 2002
"Rob Zombie sounds like the Cookie Monster."
--Kenny, April 4, 2003
"You people take this board way too freaking seriously."
--Kenny's inner monologue every time he visits this site
"I have a girlfriend now. That's pretty weird."
--Kenny, March 29, 2003
"Hey, you dropped something."
--Kenny, helpfully pointing out that you accidentally dropped a stack of books on your toe
"You laugh at us because we're all the same. We laugh at you because you think you're any different."
--Kenny's philosophy of life
Subject: Re: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: Billy_Florio on 04/05/03 at 02:07 p.m.
Quoting:
"Rob Zombie sounds like the Cookie Monster."
--Kenny, April 4, 2003
End Quote
Hey....youre right!
Subject: Re: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: Mike_Florio on 04/05/03 at 02:54 p.m.
true sayings by me....
"That tie is kickin'!"
-Michael Florio to a random person in a store who I didnt know
"Benvolio!"
the new name for my friend Ben after he read Romeo and Juliet
"I only did half of it, does that make me an evil right person?"
-to an english teacher who would call everyone an evil wrong person if they didnt do something
same teacher: I wont be here tomarow, Im getting a root canal, trust me Id much rather be here
Me: And Id much rather be getting a root canal!
"THERES ANOTHER PAGE?"
accidently and loudly said by me during a bio regents
"its better to be an as,s hole than a whole as,s!"
-after my friend called me an as,shole
Italian teacher: Fa CAldo
Me: Watch your language!
"I always wanted to be a procrastinater, never got around to it..."
-former picture caption
"When I die, I wanna go like my grandfather, peacefully in my sleep, not yelling and screaming like everyone else in the car"
-current signiture
"Wheres your God now?"
-me after my first victorious wrestling match and after my confirmation
"Doing the JV matches after the varsity is just like playing all seven games of the world series when the winner was determined in 4!"
-me before a wrestling match
"Thats not me!"
-pointing to a random person in a picture
fellow wrestler-Thats disgusting!
Me-pay you 10 bucks to drink it
-talking about how the toilet in another school's bathroom was a bucket with a bag in it
"Down with PETA!"
-sign that was in my locker
"As you can see, my oponints are nothing more than shear morons who have no clue what theyre talking about!"
-opening statements in a debate
"A blonde in accelerated?"
-first thing I said to my friend Amy "Chuq" in 7th grade when I found out she was in most of my classes
"Youre a scum,bag!"
-not actually said by me, but by one of my friends to a science teacher after he gave us 4 pre-labs for hw
Subject: Re: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: AmishJD1 on 04/05/03 at 11:53 p.m.
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF MY SAYINGS!
-If one of your testicles doesn't work...then sell it on ebay
-Doing naked yoga where your old neighbors can see you...is a good way to get the police called on you
-All I want is a peace in the middle east...and a bl0wj0b
-I wish there was a breakdancing camp for white people
-There's a 70% chance that the person reading this is a fat fu<k
-Killing people helps me deal with my anger
-I hate women...but I love v@gina
-The first person who gives Martha Stewart a titty twister I would give them 20 dollars
-Oprah's A$$ is a tourist attraction
-Big Bird took a crap on my car
-I bet R. Kelly makes his cellmate dress like a 15 year old girl
-I know this guy who is color blind...and he loves rainbows
-Is roadkill an endangered speices?
-I put a bookmark in my bible that says "Satan loves me like a father"
-What I tell people I'm gonna do after I graduate from high school: "Smoke doobies and touch boobies"
-Can your day get any worse when you come home and see your pet turtle pissing on the carpet
-Don't bother me when I'm staring at naked pictures in my head
AmishJD
Subject: Re: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: John_Harvey on 04/06/03 at 07:50 p.m.
My sayings:
1) A single potato can only get you so far in life.
2) In the time it has taken you to read this your computer has become obsolete.
3) A cardboard box will keep your kids happy for hours... if your TV's out.
4) In an alternate universe, Eddie Murphy rules the world.
5) When apes get mad, do they go "human"?
6) If someone says to you "today is opposite day", do they mean it?
Subject: Re: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: My_name_is_Kenny on 04/07/03 at 00:18 a.m.
If you want a saying about actual parodies, I have this one here:
"AVOID THE FORCED RHYME AT ALL COSTS."
Subject: Re: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: Mike_Florio on 04/07/03 at 08:11 p.m.
Here is my ultimate definatite parody quote:
"Theyre good!"
Subject: Re: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/08/03 at 05:11 a.m.
Quoting:
Here is my ultimate definatite parody quote:
End Quote
...here's mine:
"No! Not another f****g Sk*er Boi parody!"
Subject: Re: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: Album_Cornix on 04/09/03 at 08:05 p.m.
"Anything worth doing is worth over doing" - Steven Tyler
"You should keep your nose to the grind stone, it makes your boogers sharper" - Steven Tyler
"When we started out, we didn't ask for much. We just wanted to be the biggest rock band in the whole damn world" - Steven Tyler
"There are three types of people in the world, those who can count, and those who can't"
"And on the seventh day, God said "Bugger this, I'm having a tinnie and a day off" And Lo, God was an Aussie"
"Just remember, for every voice in your head telling you 'no', it's gonna be twice as cool when you say 'yes'"
"I used to be six degrees from Kevin Bacon, then they invented Canadian Bacon"
Sylvester Stallone did a porn movie - and we still believe in God?
If Adam Sandler or Jim Carrey are the funniest people alive then I'm Barbara Streisand
I am the first receipient of a double sex change.
Radiohead: Geek music for geeks.
Go ahead, Insult me - I know Michael Jackson's voodoo preistess.
Subject: Re: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: Billy_Florio on 04/09/03 at 09:47 p.m.
Quoting:
"There are three types of people in the world, those who can count, and those who can't"
End Quote
There are 10 kinds of people in this world...ones that can read binary and ones that can't
somehow I think that Phils gonna be the only one that gets this ;)
Subject: Re: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: Rice Cube on 04/09/03 at 09:59 p.m.
Quoting:
There are 10 kinds of people in this world...ones that can read binary and ones that can't
somehow I think that Phils gonna be the only one that gets this ;)
End Quote
101001000010101111010011101010010110111
;D
Subject: Re: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: Bryan_O on 04/09/03 at 10:09 p.m.
"Someone enjoyed the stupid stick a LITTLE too much..."
"*stream line of swear words*" ;)
"Damnit! i wish i was spider-man!!!"
"It's a dirty job, but some poor pathetic exscuse of a moron has to do it. Oh, you mean a comedian, not Saddam."
"No one messes with the Ecto."
Subject: Re: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/11/03 at 03:51 a.m.
Quoting:
There are 10 kinds of people in this world...ones that can read binary and ones that can't
End Quote
ones that can read binary and zeros that can't?
On a base sort of subject... this is one my father worked out: in The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the ultimate answer is 42... the question turns out to be "What do you get if you multiply six by nine". Dad, being even more numerate than I am, comes back with "that means the Universe runs in base 13, like a pack of cards... 6x9=four suits and two jokers. I've often wondered if DNA had spotted this when he came up with the question...
Quoting:
somehow I think that Phils gonna be the only one that gets this ;)
End Quote
...maybe not the only one
Subject: Re: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: Mike_Florio on 04/11/03 at 10:55 p.m.
There are two kinds of people in the world, ones with faces and the aliens from the x-files who had their faces burned off!
Subject: Re: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: Meriadoc on 04/17/03 at 11:41 p.m.
Someday I am going to have to expand my musical horizons and download "Sk8er Boi" ::)
Subject: Re: Sayings of the parody artist......pt 1
Written By: Peregrin on 04/18/03 at 03:22 a.m.
Quoting:
Someday I am going to have to expand my musical horizons and download "Sk8er Boi" ::)
End Quote
Nuh-uh ! >:(
;)