I don't know who wrote this, and I'd love to see it posted at amiright as it mad me laugh my a$$ off:

Bomb Iraq

Sung to the tune: "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands"

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.

If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin',
Bomb Iraq.

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing,
Some things we prefer not knowing.
(Though our ignorance is showing),
Bomb Iraq.

So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!  :D

Dude that is so funny! I could imagine that being sung by thr little cartoon George Bush on 2DTV here in england it would b soooooooo funny.

That's a pretty neat song.
I heard one on our local station in Pittsburgh PA that goes to the tune of "Barbara Ann" by the Beach boys, STarts out like: Bomb Bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iraq,  ::)

Somebody sent that to us. We (of course) sent it off to other people we know who would appriecate it.



Cat

Regarding the Barbara Ann tune, they did the same thing back in the late 70s/early 80s during the Iran hostage situation (Bomb-bomb-bomb-bomb-bomb Iran...)

dude if i could ever write parodies like that , i would be satisfied