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Subject: Yo Momma!
Written By: exodus08 on 09/06/17 at 6:59 pm
Let's do a Yo Momma! Battle thread.
"Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing"
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: exodus08 on 09/06/17 at 7:06 pm
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: 2001 on 09/06/17 at 7:07 pm
Yo mamma so fat I had to roll over multiple times to get off.
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: exodus08 on 09/06/17 at 7:09 pm
Yo mamma so fat I had to roll over multiple times to get off.
"Yo momma so stupid she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent."
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: 80sfan on 09/06/17 at 7:15 pm
Yo Momma so tall she swat an airplane! :(
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: 2001 on 09/06/17 at 7:15 pm
"Yo momma so stupid she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent."
Yo mamma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh but the pavement cracked up.
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: exodus08 on 09/06/17 at 7:23 pm
Yo Momma so tall she swat an airplane! :(
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: exodus08 on 09/06/17 at 7:24 pm
Yo mamma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh but the pavement cracked up.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: 2001 on 09/06/17 at 7:31 pm
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mamma so ugly her portraits hang themselves.
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: 80sfan on 09/06/17 at 7:32 pm
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo mamma so fat that that when she wanted to make an oversea shipment, they thought she was the ship. :-X
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: exodus08 on 09/06/17 at 7:37 pm
Yo mamma so ugly her portraits hang themselves.
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: exodus08 on 09/06/17 at 7:38 pm
Yo mamma so fat that that when she wanted to make an oversea shipment, they thought she was the ship. :-X
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: mxcrashxm on 09/06/17 at 7:54 pm
Yo momma is so fat, everyone thought she was a glob of ice cream!
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: exodus08 on 09/06/17 at 7:58 pm
Yo momma is so fat, everyone thought she was a glob of ice cream!
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: mxcrashxm on 09/06/17 at 9:03 pm
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Nice one!
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: HazelBlue99 on 09/06/17 at 10:31 pm
Yo momma is so ugly that every mirror cracks whenever she looks into one.
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: annimal on 09/06/17 at 10:48 pm
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: 80sfan on 09/06/17 at 10:50 pm
Yo momma is so ugly that every mirror cracks whenever she looks into one.
Yo momma so tall that Godzilla had to climb up her. ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: annimal on 09/06/17 at 11:00 pm
my mama so she can drive you nuts without a car
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: d90 on 09/09/17 at 6:52 pm
Yo mama so is fat whenever she sits down she makes 8ft holes in the ground
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: annimal on 09/09/17 at 7:23 pm
^yeah, well Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: d90 on 09/09/17 at 7:51 pm
Yo mama so old that all her childhood memories are in black and white.
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: d90 on 09/09/17 at 7:53 pm
Yo mama so high she can't get down
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: 2001 on 09/09/17 at 8:21 pm
Yo Mama so fat I can't even catch her with a Master Ball!
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: d90 on 09/09/17 at 8:26 pm
Yo mama so ugly she glitched up my pokemon game and erased my saved game
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: 2001 on 09/09/17 at 8:37 pm
Yo mama so ugly she glitched up my pokemon game and erased my saved game
Yo Mama so fat a rare candy has no effect.
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: happyflower20 on 09/14/17 at 2:44 pm
YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT TAHT WHEN SHE PUT ON A YELOW SHIRT PEOEPLE THOGHT SHE WAS A SCHOOL BUS
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: mxcrashxm on 09/14/17 at 9:07 pm
YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT TAHT WHEN SHE PUT ON A YELOW SHIRT PEOEPLE THOGHT SHE WAS A SCHOOL BUS
^yeah, well Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: annimal on 09/14/17 at 10:02 pm
^ and yo mama also so fat, she was baptized at Sea World. admit it
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: Howard on 09/15/17 at 7:32 am
YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT TAHT WHEN SHE PUT ON A YELOW SHIRT PEOEPLE THOGHT SHE WAS A SCHOOL BUS
;D
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: d90 on 09/16/17 at 11:47 pm
Yo Mama so fat a rare candy has no effect.
Yo mama so fat she blocked a Snorlax
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: Longaotian00 on 09/16/17 at 11:51 pm
Yo momma so fat when she hops on the scales it says To be Continued....
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: d90 on 09/16/17 at 11:59 pm
Yo mama so dumb she thought that the computer mouse was a real mouse
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: annimal on 09/17/17 at 12:02 pm
yeah? Yo momma so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: 2001 on 09/17/17 at 12:33 pm
Yo mamma so fat even Kirby can't swallow her.
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: d90 on 09/17/17 at 1:49 pm
yeah? Yo momma so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
;D ;D ;D good one. Yo mama is so old, if she were a computer she would need punch cards to operate.
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: mxcrashxm on 09/17/17 at 1:54 pm
Yo momma is so ugly that even the ugliest person wouldn't want to be with her.
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: 2001 on 09/17/17 at 2:09 pm
Yo momma is so ugly that even the ugliest person wouldn't want to be with her.
Yo Mama so fat she has watches on both her hands for the timezone difference.
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: annimal on 09/17/17 at 3:15 pm
that make up one was the best one I saw. I'm going to need to find or make up some more good ones
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: Howard on 09/17/17 at 3:52 pm
Yo mamma so fat even Kirby can't swallow her.
;D
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: mxcrashxm on 10/20/17 at 12:04 am
Yo mama is so stupid that she uses many homonyms in her sentences, and doesn't care about the differences ;D.
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: d90 on 10/20/17 at 2:08 pm
Yo mama is so high she blocks airplanes
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: annimal on 06/23/18 at 11:24 am
yo mamma,um, I gotta get up and use the bathroom
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: d90 on 06/24/18 at 5:53 pm
Yo Mama is so fat that every time she jumps an earthquake occurs
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: Howard on 06/25/18 at 5:29 am
Yo Mama is so fat that every time she jumps an earthquake occurs
;D
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: KatanaChick on 06/25/18 at 8:35 pm
Yo mama so fat her splash attack does damage.
Subject: Re: Yo Momma!
Written By: d90 on 06/25/18 at 9:56 pm
Yo Mama is so fat that when I try to deposit her in the PC a blue screen occurs