These are real and silly or made up things you should never do. Feel free to add some Never do's.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth

Never assume, because when you assume you make an ass out of u and me

Never take your eyes off your opponent, even when you bow

Never fart in an empty elevator.

Never let go of vigilance. This kind of goes with your idea of never taking your eyes off your opponent, when bowing, etc, etc.

Never take your eyes off your opponent, even when you bow





Look eye...always look eye Danielsan.  ;D

Never bend over when wearing tight pants. You don't want to split them in public.

To add to that... Never wear your superhero or Disney princess underwear with your tight pants. You wouldn't want them to be revealed if something did happen to rip.

😂

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Sorry.

Never go out when the sun is out, especially on an extra warm day, without putting on sfp.

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Sorry.


Never say never say never. Paha! Got you beat!  :D

Never let go of vigilance. This kind of goes with your idea of never taking your eyes off your opponent, when bowing, etc, etc.
vigilance, exactly!  mine was a quote by Bruce Lee from Enter The Dragon



Look eye...always look eye Danielsan.  ;D
took me awhile but once I realized you were quoting Mr. Miyagi I cracked up  ;D


Never bend over when wearing tight pants. You don't want to split them in public.

To add to that... Never wear your superhero or Disney princess underwear with your tight pants. You wouldn't want them to be revealed if something did happen to rip.
😂
if that happned, be glad you wore underpants  ;)


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Sorry.
not sure I've heard this. I heard him on the radio singing that his mom likes everyone but she don't like you  :o that's not this song is it?


Never go out when the sun is out, especially on an extra warm day, without putting on sfp.
I use #50 sun screen during the summer

gross but I have another fart one... when you are 60, Never completely trust a fart!

gross but I have another fart one... when you are 60, Never completely trust a fart!
Some can be quite musical?

Never go out when the sun is out, especially on an extra warm day, without putting on sfp.


What's SFP? ???

http://blog.cherrytin.com/wp-content/uploads/Gift-Horse.jpg

gross but I have another fart one... when you are 60, Never completely trust a fart!



Why is that?

Why is that?
You will find our at 60!

http://blog.cherrytin.com/wp-content/uploads/Gift-Horse.jpg


I wouldn't do that.  :o

What's SFP? ???



she meant SPF

You will find our at 60!


In another 20 more years.

I wouldn't do that.  :o


He might eat your face.

Take your anger out on someone.  :P

He might eat your face.


Ouch.  :o

Never eat yellow snow

Never drink and drive

Never eat yellow snow


I'm sure our parents already taught us that.

never cheat on your spouse.

Never eat yellow snow
Never make snow angels in yellow snow.

never go into the cold pool  :o

Never sit on a rocky chair.

never go out with wet hair.

Never eat directly before going into a pool

never go out with wet hair.


I showered and went out the door in -20C/-5F weather to walk to the bus stop. My hair froze stiff solid! ;D


not sure I've heard this. I heard him on the radio singing that his mom likes everyone but she don't like you  :o that's not this song is it?


It's the name of his biographical movie, and also the song that came out with it. (warning: terrible)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z5-P9v3F8w

never go out in the pouring rain without an umbrella.

I showered and went out the door in -20C/-5F weather to walk to the bus stop. My hair froze stiff solid! ;D


You should've learned.

Never pick your nose in the car...you never know who might pull up.

Never step into a public swimming pool when there are a group of toddlers in it, and the water has a tint that's yellow, brown, or green.

Never consume dairy when you are suffering from a headache or a bad cold...the symptoms will only worsen.

Never consume dairy when you are suffering from a headache or a bad cold...the symptoms will only worsen.

And you could get a brain freeze

Never step into an empty stinky elevator---the next stepping on might think it's you!

Never step into an empty stinky elevator---the next stepping on might think it's you!
When possible use the stairs.

Never pick your nose in the car...you never know who might pull up.



wait till you get out the car.

wait till you get out the car.
But people can still see you?

When possible use the stairs.


or escalators.

But people can still see you?


do it discreetly.

or escalators.
Only when available?

do it discreetly.
...or do not do it at all!

skin a live raccoon

...or do not do it at all!


exactly.

Never eat yellow snow

never eat yellow snow.
A double warning?

Never touch food with fungus in it, like bread.  :P

A double warning?


or you might get sick.

Never touch food with fungus in it, like bread.  :P


or eat it too.

answer solicitors on the phone.

or eat it too.


8-P

answer solicitors on the phone.
I'll give a good talking too!

Kiss a dirty frog.

Buy a black car.

Never smile at a crocodile

walk under a ladder.

Open the door in the night hours without it being someone you know. Heck, never do it in the day either. Too many crazies out there!

Open the door in the night hours without it being someone you know. Heck, never do it in the day either. Too many crazies out there!


and always double lock the door as soon as you come in.

never have intercourse without a condom.

Never walk more than a mile in stilettos.  If they break, you're walking lop-sided.

Lol, you're all too much!

Never drink orange juice when you have a sore throat, it makes it worse.

Never smile at a crocodile


why not?

Never smile at a crocodile

why not?
For the crocodile is imagining how well you'd fit within his skin

Lol, you're all too much!

Never drink orange juice when you have a sore throat, it makes it worse.


I drink water.

I drink water.
Warm water.

never put tin foil in the microwave.

Warm water.


cold water for me.

cold water for me.
Cold water freezes the throat, best to be warm, hot, but not boiling hot.

Cold water freezes the throat, best to be warm, hot, but not boiling hot.


How about lukewarm?

never take a nap after you've eaten a big meal.

never take a nap after you've eaten a big meal.

How come?

How about lukewarm?


I'll ask Skywalker

Never Eat Soggy Worms....

Joke! Actually should have posted this yesterday lol

North East South West

never take a nap after you've eaten a big meal.



How come?


I have done this before..is it a bad thing to do?

How come?


you'd want the foods to digest.

I have done this before..is it a bad thing to do?


probably cause of digestion.

Never go on Youtube and watch ghost videos...not because they are scary, but for other reasons.

Never go on Youtube and watch ghost videos...not because they are scary, but for other reasons.



and also voices from the grave, most of them are mostly fake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3-hNMqmKK0

A very underrated song from a very underrated Black Sabbath album.

Never go shopping at Costco or grocery store when hungry...you will buy way more stuff than planned or needed!

Never assume there's limitless amounts of time. Life is unpredictable!

yu  up

Life's simply unpredictable

yu  up

Life's simply unpredictable


I'm not trying to put one of my brothers down, but he seriously needs to at least try to move out. Maybe he's staying back because of my mental illness.
I'm grateful, but let's just say he's over 30 now.

Never assume there's limitless amounts of time. Life is unpredictable!


that's true.

Never assume there's limitless amounts of time. Life is unpredictable!
Life is like a box of chocolates...

Life is like a box of chocolates...


you never know what you're going to get.

Never take an apple from a stranger, she might be the evil queen

Never watch the local news at night, then it's harder to fall asleep.

Never watch the local news at night, then it's harder to fall asleep.


you could wind up with bad dreams.

Never open the door if the person behind it is a black eyed kid...

Never go over board when applying sauce to your subs.

It was leaking everywhere!

Never use a paper plate for heavy foods like spaghetti

Never use a paper plate for heavy foods like spaghetti
Especially at a stand up buffet.

Especially at a stand up buffet.

And have it land all over the floor

Life is like a box of chocolates...


I don't understand that quote. I've heard it many times before, but.....

it means eat up

it means eat up


And I will eat the whole box! The WHOLEE box!!

you could wind up with bad dreams.


I don't get bad dreams from the news. But I do get bad dreams!

I don't understand that quote. I've heard it many times before, but.....
The full quote from the award winning film "Forrest Gump" is:

"My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

The second part of the quote his normally missed out.

Meaning of quote: When you come to pick a chocolate out of box of chocolates, you (sometimes) do not know the on coming taste of what flavour the chocolate will be, such as with life, you do not know what is ahead of you in the on coming future.   

it means eat up
O0

I don't get bad dreams from the news. But I do get bad dreams!
True, you do not need any form of news for bad dreams.

The full quote from the award winning film "Forrest Gump" is:

"My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

The second part of the quote his normally missed out.

Meaning of quote: When you come to pick a chocolate out of box of chocolates, you (sometimes) do not know the on coming taste of what flavour the chocolate will be, such as with life, you do not know what is ahead of you in the on coming future. 


I see.

I don't understand that quote. I've heard it many times before, but.....



you never know what you are going to get....



(IE... you don't know what the center surprise is until you bite into it.... unless you get one of those fancy ones with the photo aid telling what chocolate it what)...

ie... .you don't know how your life is going to turn out or what you are going to experience until you jump into it... you can sit and stare at a box of chocolates but you don't get the reward or disappointment until you bit into it and you don't get anything good or bad out of life sitting around doing nothing....

Life is like a box of chocolates...



I don't understand that quote. I've heard it many times before, but.....



The full quote from the award winning film "Forrest Gump" is:

"My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

The second part of the quote his normally missed out.

Meaning of quote: When you come to pick a chocolate out of box of chocolates, you (sometimes) do not know the on coming taste of what flavour the chocolate will be, such as with life, you do not know what is ahead of you in the on coming future.   




you never know what you are going to get....



(IE... you don't know what the center surprise is until you bite into it.... unless you get one of those fancy ones with the photo aid telling what chocolate it what)...

ie... .you don't know how your life is going to turn out or what you are going to experience until you jump into it... you can sit and stare at a box of chocolates but you don't get the reward or disappointment until you bit into it and you don't get anything good or bad out of life sitting around doing nothing....







never post without reading ahead first  :D

never post without reading ahead first  :D
O0

Never go over board when applying sauce to your subs.

It was leaking everywhere!


I can add as much sauce as I want.  :P

I can add as much sauce as I want.  :P

But it will get soggy

Soggy's better,  and good too
Wetting more then part

But it will get soggy
A roll still needs it's crunch!

If I leave all the rolls crunch,  it will it will break my heart

If I leave all the rolls crunch,  it will it will break my heart
...and your teeth?

Teeth are tinder, Yes it's true, Glad they're all in there still

Teeth are tinder, Yes it's true, Glad they're all in there still
Teeth are tender,
Yes it's true,
If all goes wrong,
You have to chew!

  love me tinder  4 syl

you suck 8-P

  love me tinder  4 syl

you suck 8-P
Now you mention it...

Teeth are tender
Yes it's true
Something will go wrong
For my darling
I must chew
Munching all day long.

you never know what you are going to get....



(IE... you don't know what the center surprise is until you bite into it.... unless you get one of those fancy ones with the photo aid telling what chocolate it what)...

ie... .you don't know how your life is going to turn out or what you are going to experience until you jump into it... you can sit and stare at a box of chocolates but you don't get the reward or disappointment until you bit into it and you don't get anything good or bad out of life sitting around doing nothing....


Just jump out the plane!!  8)

Invisible ghosts will catch you!
Just playing. That's an extreme example. Yeah, you have to just take a chance sometimes!  :)

But it will get soggy


but it will go in my belly afterwards.

A roll still needs it's crunch!


they can always bake it for you.

Now you mention it...

Teeth are tender
Yes it's true
Something will go wrong
For my darling
I must chew
Munching all day long.


that's better

that's better
Many thanks.