I was just chatting with some folks (cause here in Iowa we are all folk around here) and I want some inventions to be made.  Whether it is just a longing or to make life easier... we all know that there are things we want, that just can't be found in store.

I would like to see a machine that I can put a pile of burger in, press it into a perfect patty, and grill it to perfection (yes flame broiled ) with no pink....  no ick no mess.  AND I DONT HAVE TO WATCH (I know - ideally this would be a man thing, but my man doesn't cook/grill... not wanting to get a new man)...

I would also like to see a spray to de ice the windshield of my car (yes all you do gooders - make it safe for the environment) I HATE SCRAPING WINDSHIELDs, and I just don't have time (and sometimes gas) to defrost it by letting the car run...  It also needs to have a good stream, as I cannot reach center of truck windshield without hazardly hanging off the running board)

My other longing is a costume for the "little" man in my life... I need a super man G-string that gives the little guy a cape when he is flying high!

Sarah and I were just talking about this yesterday.

I would like an automatic back scratcher.  It would have nails like hers, they are perfect, and would move around enough to get your whole back. 

Sarah and I were just talking about this yesterday.

I would like an automatic back scratcher.  It would have nails like hers, they are perfect, and would move around enough to get your whole back.
I good shoulder massager would be perfect to, one that just doesn't vibrate you to death...  but works in and kneads your shoulders and muscles. 

Sarah and I were just talking about this yesterday.

I would like an automatic back scratcher.  It would have nails like hers, they are perfect, and would move around enough to get your whole back.


You could cut off Sarah's hand.  After rigor has set in attach it to a stick.  Bam!

:D

You could cut off Sarah's hand.  After rigor has set in attach it to a stick.  Bam!

:D


Why didn't I think of that? ;D

You could cut off Sarah's hand.  After rigor has set in attach it to a stick.  Bam!

:D
How about a Zombie Back Scratcher?

http://www.bitrebels.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/back-scratcher-zombie-arm-1.jpeg

Sarah and I were just talking about this yesterday.

I would like an automatic back scratcher.  It would have nails like hers, they are perfect, and would move around enough to get your whole back.


Now that's a good invention.

during the cold winter months I was just thinking about this long time ago, earmuffs with an iPod so that way you can keep warm and jam to your favorite songs at the same time.

during the cold winter months I was just thinking about this long time ago, earmuffs with an iPod so that way you can keep warm and jam to your favorite songs at the same time.



They have that.  Google earmuffs headphones.  You can get wired headphones to plug into your iPod or Walkman  they also have Bluetooth wireless earmuffs for those with more up to date music players. (Ie smartphones or anything with Bluetooth capability)

I would also like to see a spray to de ice the windshield of my car (yes all you do gooders - make it safe for the environment) I HATE SCRAPING WINDSHIELDs, and I just don't have time (and sometimes gas) to defrost it by letting the car run...  It also needs to have a good stream, as I cannot reach center of truck windshield without hazardly hanging off the running board)




isn't this sort of thing environmentally friendly then?

http://www.protecdirect.co.uk/medias/sys_master/hd4/hc1/8797718970398.jpg

I'm going to be unoriginal by mentioning a time machine.

I'm going to be unoriginal by mentioning a time machine.


ditto...

They have that.  Google earmuffs headphones.  You can get wired headphones to plug into your iPod or Walkman  they also have Bluetooth wireless earmuffs for those with more up to date music players. (Ie smartphones or anything with Bluetooth capability)


how much do they go for? ???

I'm going to be unoriginal by mentioning a time machine.


somebody already invented one.

somebody already invented one.


Ummm?  What?

during the cold winter months I was just thinking about this long time ago, earmuffs with an iPod so that way you can keep warm and jam to your favorite songs at the same time.
my youngest has a pair of those!  Not a new invention! 

isn't this sort of thing environmentally friendly then?

http://www.protecdirect.co.uk/medias/sys_master/hd4/hc1/8797718970398.jpg
never ever seen that sold!  Been going and dumping on hot water!  But the truck sits so high, that I get soaked on every attempt! 

how much do they go for? ???



The prices vary...that's why I said google them.

I'm going to be unoriginal by mentioning a time machine.
All we need is a Flux Capacitor.

somebody already invented one.
Build your own time machine

never ever seen that sold!  Been going and dumping on hot water!  But the truck sits so high, that I get soaked on every attempt!


Walmart sells it

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Prestone-32oz-Windshield-De-Icer-Spray/16424028

I also found a recipe for home made sprays via the instructables website

how much do they go for? ???




The prices vary...that's why I said google them.


this will be quicker

this will be quicker



;D

this will be quicker
btw, that is clever!

this will be quicker



;D

Ummm?  What?


;D

The prices vary...that's why I said google them.


http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2013/09/05/technology/05bits-wearable/05bits-wearable-tmagArticle-v2.jpg

All we need is a Flux Capacitor.


Where do you buy one?

Build your own time machine


cool.

this will be quicker


thanks.

Walmart sells it

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Prestone-32oz-Windshield-De-Icer-Spray/16424028

I also found a recipe for home made sprays via the instructables website
the only de over Walmart sells that I have found are the little cans that you stick the straw into your keyholes to free them up if you have an ice storm (or wash your vehicle only to have it drop below freezing temps).  I have looked.  Really don't think I could reach much on the truck with that spray bottle, if it sprays like windex!  I hate how tall the truck is!  It is so inconvenient (unless driving through a field, don't have up worry about bottoming out)! 

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2013/09/05/technology/05bits-wearable/05bits-wearable-tmagArticle-v2.jpg
my daughters aren't that high tech!  They are more on this variety!

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=69280739

my daughters aren't that high tech!  They are more on this variety!

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=69280739


does it come with am fm tuner?

Where do you buy one?
First you have to go back to 1955 and pick one up there.

Something that'll block robo-calling on your own phone. Whatever this device is, it'll detect an incoming number, and figure out whether it's a robo-dialed call or not.

A dog toilet.

Something that'll block robo-calling on your own phone. Whatever this device is, it'll detect an incoming number, and figure out whether it's a robo-dialed call or not.



This exist. http://www.wikihow.com/Block-Unknown-Callers



Cat

A dog toilet.


You can get these

http://www.finnfur.co.uk/Clean-Green-Dog-Loo?gclid=CLrfu4O0ssQCFSQFwwodbJkAyQ

My choice is somewhat controversial, but you did ask so it's only fair to tell.

A descrambler which will unscramble pixillated pictures in media articles where identities are obscured. Why should the guilty be protected? Also, what cannot be done and said openly should not be done and said at all.