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Subject: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: snozberries on 04/27/14 at 6:05 pm


Dryer Balls....not to be confused with drier balls  :D   


Who knew??? well... apparently... dag did.


appropriately enough...you can buy them in pairs

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51woBMaD70L._SY300_.jpg

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Jessica on 04/27/14 at 6:23 pm

I had some of those.  They sucked balls.  8)

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: warped on 04/27/14 at 6:24 pm

I hope the balls don't get drained in the washing machine...or go down the drain I mean.

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: snozberries on 04/27/14 at 6:39 pm


I had some of those.  They sucked balls.  8)



maybe you're more of a wool dryer balls girl... 


http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee159/lintpicker/Tutorials/wool-dryer-balls-hm.jpg

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: snozberries on 04/27/14 at 6:40 pm



or felt???

http://www.crunchybetty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dryerballs10.jpg

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: snozberries on 04/27/14 at 6:40 pm



or felt???

http://www.crunchybetty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dryerballs10.jpg



who felt dryer balls?    :D

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: 2kidsami on 04/27/14 at 6:41 pm

Or ...  (Not to take the fun out of balls, because who doesn't enjoy a good pair of balls every now and again!)

But did you know, that one (or perhaps many Tennessee women, can???  I hate to be biased) can hide a shooter in her cooter???? 

That takes talent! 

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: 2kidsami on 04/27/14 at 6:42 pm



who felt dryer balls?    :D
I felt them and they were scratchy!

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: warped on 04/27/14 at 6:42 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxeO-4lIpL8

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: snozberries on 04/27/14 at 6:43 pm


Or ...  (Not to take the fun out of balls, because who doesn't enjoy a good pair of balls every now and again!)

But did you know, that one (or perhaps many Tennessee women, can???  I hate to be biased) can hide a shooter in her cooter? ??? 

That takes talent!



that totally counts as something you didn't know existed until you read about it... probably on FB...that's where I saw it.  and EWWWWWWWW


Props on the shooter in the cooter phrase tho...

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: snozberries on 04/27/14 at 6:44 pm


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxeO-4lIpL8


I see your Schweddy Balls and raise you a Dusty Muffin


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IaRLyOZY1k

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: 2kidsami on 04/27/14 at 6:45 pm



that totally counts as something you didn't know existed until you read about it... probably on FB...that's where I saw it.  and EWWWWWWWW


Props on the shooter in the cooter phrase tho...
that actually came from another...  But I thought it was the most appropriate way to phrase it here!  Lol

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: warped on 04/27/14 at 6:46 pm

The lyrics are great too, very clever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQSk0CYPvwE

Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(We've got big balls)
(We've got big balls)

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: snozberries on 04/27/14 at 6:48 pm



*SMDH.... there's a song for everything isn't there?

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: 2kidsami on 04/27/14 at 6:51 pm

Ohhhh. And I was talking about sniffing underwear... 

Did you know there are flatulence filtering undies!!!  Shreddies!!!

Buy them here. http://myshreddies.com

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: 80sfan on 04/27/14 at 6:59 pm

I've played with those kinds of balls before.

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: snozberries on 04/27/14 at 7:04 pm


Ohhhh. And I was talking about sniffing underwear... 

Did you know there are flatulence filtering undies!!!  Shreddies!!!

Buy them here. http://myshreddies.com



no...no I did not... and...thanks... I will never ever be able to un-do that piece of information!

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: 2kidsami on 04/27/14 at 7:09 pm



no...no I did not... and...thanks... I will never ever be able to un-do that piece of information!
that is the perfect piece of information to share!!!!

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Jessica on 04/27/14 at 7:10 pm

Balls are just wonderful to play with.  Except the dryer balls.

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Dagwood on 04/27/14 at 7:12 pm


Dryer Balls....not to be confused with drier balls  :D   


Who knew??? well... apparently... dag did.


appropriately enough...you can buy them in pairs

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51woBMaD70L._SY300_.jpg


Of course you buy them in pairs...it's the only way balls come, isn't it?

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: 2kidsami on 04/27/14 at 7:14 pm


Balls are just wonderful to play with.  Except the dryer balls.
and sheesh balls...  No one likes to play with sheesh balls either!

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Dagwood on 04/27/14 at 7:17 pm


The lyrics are great too, very clever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQSk0CYPvwE

Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(We've got big balls)
(We've got big balls)

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)



Love this song!

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: snozberries on 04/27/14 at 7:19 pm


Of course you buy them in pairs...it's the only way balls come, isn't it?



not if you're Lance Armstrong  :o

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Dagwood on 04/27/14 at 7:20 pm



not if you're Lance Armstrong  :o


He started out with two though...

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: snozberries on 04/27/14 at 7:21 pm


I did not know this existed... It's a teeny elevator for skinny people that you can install in your house !!!


Stiltz: The Home Lift Systemhttp://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr05/7/15/enhanced-buzz-7472-1383856891-10.jpg

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: 80sfan on 04/27/14 at 7:22 pm

Is everyone having a ball?  :-X

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: snozberries on 04/27/14 at 7:24 pm


who needs a towel when you can have a Tornado Body Dryer


http://www.cookremodeling.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/TornadoBodyDryer.jpg

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: snozberries on 04/27/14 at 7:29 pm



yolk extractor.....


http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/zoom/f33a_pluck.jpg

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: loki 13 on 04/27/14 at 7:30 pm


I did not know this existed... It's a teeny elevator for skinny people that you can install in your house !!!


Stiltz: The Home Lift Systemhttp://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr05/7/15/enhanced-buzz-7472-1383856891-10.jpg


That would be cool if it had an emergency stop where you can stop it with just your head showing through the
floor. decorate it to look like a fireplace and have some fun with the kids with grandma's roasting head.

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: warped on 04/27/14 at 7:39 pm


Love this song!


I knew you loved big balls











The song! I mean....
;D

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: snozberries on 04/27/14 at 7:42 pm


That would be cool if it had an emergency stop where you can stop it wit just your head showing through the
floor. decorate to look like a fireplace and have some fun with the kids with grandma's roasting head.



I like the way you think!!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: 80sfan on 04/27/14 at 7:46 pm

Skinny people on elevators! So that would exclude me.  ::)

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: snozberries on 04/27/14 at 7:46 pm


Skinny people on elevators! So that would exclude me.  ::)


me too my friend...me too.... 

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Jessica on 04/27/14 at 7:47 pm


Skinny people on elevators! So that would exclude me.  ::)


Me too.  I'll just stuff my inlaws in there.

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: 80sfan on 04/27/14 at 7:48 pm

What if four of the inthe00s people stood in that elevator!!?  :)

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: snozberries on 04/27/14 at 7:59 pm


Me too.  I'll just stuff my inlaws in there.



oooohhhh... I wonder if you could line it with the flatulence filtering undies to hide the dead body smell!!!! 

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: snozberries on 04/27/14 at 7:59 pm


What if four of the inthe00s people stood in that elevator!!?  :)



I think we'd reach the bottom really fast but never make it back out the opening...

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: 2kidsami on 04/27/14 at 8:02 pm


who needs a towel when you can have a Tornado Body Dryer


http://www.cookremodeling.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/TornadoBodyDryer.jpg
ok!  Again for skinny people! 

I might just jiggle the plumbing loose if you start up the engines in that blower...  And there ain't anyone who wants to see that!

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Foo Bar on 04/27/14 at 10:37 pm


The lyrics are great too, very clever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQSk0CYPvwE

Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all


B_3TlrZLpQ0
  - Accept, (Dryer) Balls To The Wall, 1983

I can't really prove I didn't read this thread until about 5 minutes before this post, and maybe it was just the power of suggestion, but I swear on five pounds of Gold Bond that the TMI thread was the oldest thread in my queue and therefore the first thing I replied to tonight, and this thread, which has gotten 18 replies since I first logged in tonight, was the last thing in the reading queue.

You are all magnificent.  I applaud you all for making my night.  Synchronicity may not be a real demonstrable effect suitable for scientific analysys, but it in no way diminishes my enjoyment of the experience when it happens.  Also, balls.

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/28/14 at 12:23 am

http://whoaflow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/funny-product-names-3.jpg

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 04/28/14 at 7:11 am


Dryer Balls....not to be confused with drier balls  :D   


Who knew??? well... apparently... dag did.


appropriately enough...you can buy them in pairs

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51woBMaD70L._SY300_.jpg


I do it the easy way, the hair dryer. :D

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 04/28/14 at 7:12 am


I had some of those.  They sucked balls.  8)


;D

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 04/28/14 at 7:13 am



who felt dryer balls?    :D


I'm not gay, (not that there's anything wrong with that)

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 04/28/14 at 7:15 am


I see your Schweddy Balls and raise you a Dusty Muffin


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IaRLyOZY1k


OMG!  ;D

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 04/28/14 at 7:16 am


I've played with those kinds of balls before.


who's balls? :o

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 04/28/14 at 7:17 am


Balls are just wonderful to play with.  Except the dryer balls.


:o

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Dagwood on 04/28/14 at 7:27 am


I do it the easy way, the hair dryer. :D


You dry you clothes with a hair dryer?  Dryer balls are used in the place of bounce sheets. 

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 04/28/14 at 7:34 am


You dry you clothes with a hair dryer?  Dryer balls are used in the place of bounce sheets.


No I dry my clothes in the dryer.  ::)

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/28/14 at 8:31 am

Wait, what do those balls do? I don't care, I need them immediately.

After a long, hard day of playing with your balls, you can then cuddle up next to this guy. I'm pretty sure we all know that this exists by now, but I still can't get over the fact that it does. The pillow for the forever alone. I think that he looks the sexiest in the red.

http://www.overstock.com/Bedding-Bath/Dream-Man-Arm-Pillow/5894513/product.html

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 04/28/14 at 7:56 pm

I love my balls.

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: snozberries on 04/29/14 at 6:58 am


I love my balls.



We know.  :P


:D

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 04/29/14 at 7:20 am



We know.  :P


:D


everyone loves my Shweddy Balls!  :D

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: snozberries on 04/29/14 at 7:22 am


everyone loves my Shweddy Balls!  :D


Not everyone.  8-P

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 04/29/14 at 7:48 am


Not everyone.  8-P


;D

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/29/14 at 8:10 am


everyone loves my Shweddy Balls!  :D



http://triplecrownleadership.com/assets/False-image.jpg

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 04/29/14 at 4:29 pm

Is there such a thing as Washer Balls?

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: snozberries on 04/29/14 at 4:32 pm


Is there such a thing as Washer Balls?



no...but there are ball washers....    ;D


Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 04/29/14 at 4:45 pm



no...but there are ball washers....    ;D


can you have someone wash my balls? :D

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: snozberries on 04/29/14 at 4:55 pm


can you have someone wash my balls? :D



yeah....what's your mom doing right now?  :P

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/29/14 at 9:49 pm



yeah....what's your mom doing right now?  :P


This is all YOUR fault because you said BALLS first!

http://www.directsmiley.com/cat/15/15_9_29.gif

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Foo Bar on 04/29/14 at 10:15 pm


This is all YOUR fault because you said BALLS first!

http://www.directsmiley.com/cat/15/15_9_29.gif


http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll36/Bigsteve87/Gifs/CleaningBowlingBalls.gif

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 04/30/14 at 6:59 am



yeah....what's your mom doing right now?  :P


sleeping.

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 04/30/14 at 7:00 am


This is all YOUR fault because you said BALLS first!

http://www.directsmiley.com/cat/15/15_9_29.gif


Balls! :P

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: warped on 04/30/14 at 10:58 am


Balls! :P


http://f0.thejournal.ie/media/2011/03/baseball1-390x285.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsMX4LO-Z5s

Havin' a ball!

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: karen on 04/30/14 at 11:38 am


Is there such a thing as Washer Balls?


Yes, you should put a tennis ball in your washing machine if you are washing a down jacket.  It helps the loft of the fibres apparently

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: whistledog on 04/30/14 at 12:45 pm


But did you know, that one (or perhaps many Tennessee women, can???  I hate to be biased) can hide a shooter in her cooter???? 


How big of a cooter?

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b259/baroness01/toyblogs/Toyblog2/d11.jpg

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: snozberries on 04/30/14 at 6:57 pm


This is all YOUR fault because you said BALLS first!

http://www.directsmiley.com/cat/15/15_9_29.gif


Actually it's Dag's fault.  She mentioned dryer balls first.

This thread is clearly supposed to be about products you didn't know existed ... I'm take no responsibility for the 12yr old mentality of the board's members.


:P

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 04/30/14 at 8:03 pm


http://f0.thejournal.ie/media/2011/03/baseball1-390x285.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsMX4LO-Z5s

Havin' a ball!



I always have a ball.

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 04/30/14 at 8:04 pm


Yes, you should put a tennis ball in your washing machine if you are washing a down jacket.  It helps the loft of the fibres apparently


What about any other ball? ???

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 04/30/14 at 8:05 pm


How big of a cooter?

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b259/baroness01/toyblogs/Toyblog2/d11.jpg


Let me check!  :D

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 04/30/14 at 8:06 pm


Actually it's Dag's fault.  She mentioned dryer balls first.

This thread is clearly supposed to be about products you didn't know existed ... I'm take no responsibility for the 12yr old mentality of the board's members.


:P


It's partially your fault cause you're joining in our mentalities! :P

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Foo Bar on 04/30/14 at 8:08 pm


This thread is clearly supposed to be about products you didn't know existed ... I'm take no responsibility for the 12yr old mentality of the board's members.


OK, let's talk about another product, like the Slap Chop:

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090510014114/uncyclopedia/images/1/16/VinceWithSlapChop_Finger.gif

As Vince Offer put it, "You're gonna love my nuts!"

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 04/30/14 at 8:32 pm


OK, let's talk about another product, like the Slap Chop:

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090510014114/uncyclopedia/images/1/16/VinceWithSlapChop_Finger.gif

As Vince Offer put it, "You're gonna love my nuts!"


never tried his nuts! :D

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/01/14 at 8:10 am


OK, let's talk about another product, like the Slap Chop:

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090510014114/uncyclopedia/images/1/16/VinceWithSlapChop_Finger.gif

As Vince Offer put it, "You're gonna love my nuts!"



Didn't that guy get his tongue bitten off by a prostitute?

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: warped on 05/01/14 at 10:41 am


http://cdn2.damnfunnypictures.com/aa220fb6c419febd83d32c41a846b355.jpg

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 05/01/14 at 3:02 pm



Didn't that guy get his tongue bitten off by a prostitute?


He abused a prostitute years ago. In return, he got punched in the face.

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 05/01/14 at 3:03 pm


http://cdn2.damnfunnypictures.com/aa220fb6c419febd83d32c41a846b355.jpg


Does it come with a flusher? How do you get rid of the feces? ???

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: snozberries on 05/01/14 at 3:19 pm


http://cdn2.damnfunnypictures.com/aa220fb6c419febd83d32c41a846b355.jpg



Now that is something I never knew existed.

Lol

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: karen on 05/01/14 at 4:59 pm


Does it come with a flusher? How do you get rid of the feces? ???


read the last sentence of the What is it section again

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Foo Bar on 05/01/14 at 8:12 pm



Didn't that guy get his tongue bitten off by a prostitute?


Yep!

Vince Shlomi, aka Vince "Shamwow Guy" Offer, was arrested in Floriduh about 5 years ago - "According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue."

I guess she didn't love his nuts.

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/01/14 at 8:27 pm


Yep!

Vince Shlomi, aka Vince "Shamwow Guy" Offer, was arrested in Floriduh about 5 years ago - "According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue."

I guess she didn't love his nuts.



Of COURSE it happened in Florida (Sorry to those who may live in Florida, but in all honesty, your state needs to get its sh!t together, STAT).

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 05/01/14 at 8:58 pm


Yep!

Vince Shlomi, aka Vince "Shamwow Guy" Offer, was arrested in Floriduh about 5 years ago - "According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue."

I guess she didn't love his nuts.


Was that same infomercial guy who O.D.'d on blow?
???

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Foo Bar on 05/01/14 at 9:35 pm


Was that same infomercial guy who O.D.'d on blow?
???


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fa/Billy_Mays_Portrait_Cropped.jpg/250px-Billy_Mays_Portrait_Cropped.jpg

No, although they were both from Florida, you're thinking of BILLY MAYS, BEST KNOWN FOR LOUD NOISES AND OXICLEAN!

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 05/01/14 at 10:01 pm



No, although they were both from Florida, you're thinking of BILLY MAYS, BEST KNOWN FOR LOUD NOISES AND OXICLEAN!


Oh yeah, THAT guy!
::)

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs48/f/2009/191/4/f/Billy_Mays_Zombie_by_Strange_1.png

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/02/14 at 3:50 pm

Who wants these sheets?


https://s-media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/3b/b9/8b/3bb98b43334783b1715a3d3666a5723f.jpg



Cat

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 05/02/14 at 4:09 pm



Now that is something I never knew existed.

Lol


a poo bag? So you just can't bring this crap bag and leave it in a corner in a field of grass and just poop in it and leave your feces in the grass like a dog does? Maybe there's a way you can bury it.

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 05/02/14 at 4:11 pm


Who wants these sheets?


https://s-media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/3b/b9/8b/3bb98b43334783b1715a3d3666a5723f.jpg



Cat


a Twister bed sheet, looks cool.

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 05/02/14 at 4:12 pm

Does this Crap Box come with toilet paper? ???

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Katluver on 05/02/14 at 7:12 pm


Who wants these sheets?


https://s-media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/3b/b9/8b/3bb98b43334783b1715a3d3666a5723f.jpg



Cat


That's genius!  ;)

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Foo Bar on 05/04/14 at 12:19 am


Who wants these sheets?


Foo: (rolls dice)
Foo: "Right hand yellow!  Left hand blue!  Right leg red!  Left leg green!"
Foo: (pauses)
Foo: "I don't get it.  Is this some kind of multiplayer game?"

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/04/14 at 1:45 am


Is there such a thing as Washer Balls?


I vaguely recall Downy fabric softener having a washer ball, but I digress...

Have you heard of the pocket hose, which I had previously thought meant a certain part of the male anatomy, but I was wrong....

https://sp1.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608026743428614161&pid=15.1

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/04/14 at 1:54 am

Then there are Bread Gloves

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_A2J-AA6uyY8/S1cPrqYxaGI/AAAAAAAACzo/0kb22lh1xjg/s400/bread-gloves.jpg

which are NOT related to Hot Buns

https://sp2.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608024372611712386&pid=15.1

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: snozberries on 05/04/14 at 10:23 am


Then there are Bread Gloves

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_A2J-AA6uyY8/S1cPrqYxaGI/AAAAAAAACzo/0kb22lh1xjg/s400/bread-gloves.jpg







UMMMM........

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 05/04/14 at 4:15 pm


I vaguely recall Downy fabric softener having a washer ball, but I digress...

Have you heard of the pocket hose, which I had previously thought meant a certain part of the male anatomy, but I was wrong....

https://sp1.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608026743428614161&pid=15.1


I've heard of Pocket Hose.

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 05/04/14 at 4:16 pm


Then there are Bread Gloves

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_A2J-AA6uyY8/S1cPrqYxaGI/AAAAAAAACzo/0kb22lh1xjg/s400/bread-gloves.jpg

which are NOT related to Hot Buns

https://sp2.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608024372611712386&pid=15.1


are you supposed to eat the gloves? ???

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/04/14 at 4:48 pm


Then there are Bread Gloves

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_A2J-AA6uyY8/S1cPrqYxaGI/AAAAAAAACzo/0kb22lh1xjg/s400/bread-gloves.jpg

which are NOT related to Hot Buns

https://sp2.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608024372611712386&pid=15.1



BAHAHAHA. I am dying at this.

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 05/06/14 at 7:28 am

http://handyhomewarereviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/schticky2.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAQjF5RPgbg

;D

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Foo Bar on 05/06/14 at 9:58 pm

http://i.imgur.com/L1NuiTZ.gif

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 05/07/14 at 6:57 am


http://i.imgur.com/L1NuiTZ.gif


;D

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Foo Bar on 05/07/14 at 11:03 pm

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8138397952/hFDB93D5B/

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 05/08/14 at 12:59 am

http://catalog.wlimg.com/2/2098424/other-images/70808.jpg

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Foo Bar on 05/08/14 at 1:14 am

I see your:


http://catalog.wlimg.com/2/2098424/other-images/70808.jpg


And I raise you:

http://i.imgur.com/lnSm7Se.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/CDsn71q.gif

Source: http://www.fartmart.com/Turd-Twister-Gag-Gift-2182-0X.aspx

http://cdn.istoresinc.com/fartmart/skin/img/logo.gif

Also, there is a website called FartMart, dedicated to fart-related gifts.

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: warped on 05/08/14 at 6:53 am

http://static.neatoshop.com/images/product/44/244/Bacon-Strip-Bandages_1177-l.jpg?v=1177

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 05/08/14 at 7:30 am


https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8138397952/hFDB93D5B/


"you're gonna love my balls".  ;D

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 05/08/14 at 7:32 am


I see your:

And I raise you:

http://i.imgur.com/lnSm7Se.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/CDsn71q.gif

Source: http://www.fartmart.com/Turd-Twister-Gag-Gift-2182-0X.aspx

http://cdn.istoresinc.com/fartmart/skin/img/logo.gif

Also, there is a website called FartMart, dedicated to fart-related gifts.


;D

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 05/08/14 at 7:33 am


http://static.neatoshop.com/images/product/44/244/Bacon-Strip-Bandages_1177-l.jpg?v=1177


they look tasty.

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 05/08/14 at 7:35 am

http://waly1039.com/sites/default/files/tt.jpg

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/08/14 at 9:27 am


http://static.neatoshop.com/images/product/44/244/Bacon-Strip-Bandages_1177-l.jpg?v=1177



IT'S BACON!!!!!




Cat

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: karen on 05/08/14 at 11:21 am


I see your:

And I raise you:

http://i.imgur.com/lnSm7Se.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/CDsn71q.gif

Source: http://www.fartmart.com/Turd-Twister-Gag-Gift-2182-0X.aspx



My particular favourite line from this ad is

"Designer template disks for every occasion and every craft project"


Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: snozberries on 05/08/14 at 1:00 pm


I see your:

And I raise you:

http://i.imgur.com/lnSm7Se.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/CDsn71q.gif

Source: http://www.fartmart.com/Turd-Twister-Gag-Gift-2182-0X.aspx

http://cdn.istoresinc.com/fartmart/skin/img/logo.gif

Also, there is a website called FartMart, dedicated to fart-related gifts.



Eeeewwwwww

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 05/08/14 at 2:36 pm



IT'S BACON!!!!!




Cat


of course it is.  ;D

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 05/08/14 at 2:37 pm



Eeeewwwwww


So you actually stick this on your ass?  :o

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: snozberries on 05/08/14 at 4:31 pm


So you actually stick this on your ass?  :o


Well I wouldn't...

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Foo Bar on 05/09/14 at 1:33 am


So you actually stick this on your ass?  :o


https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8139435264/h928A29A8/

Well, I don't, but... er... look, just have a cookie, and don't ask where the chocolate chips come from!

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/09/14 at 2:52 am


https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8139435264/h928A29A8/

Well, I don't, but... er... look, just have a cookie, and don't ask where the chocolate chips come from!
Donkey flavoured cookies?

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 05/09/14 at 4:20 pm


Well I wouldn't...


I wouldn't either.

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 05/09/14 at 4:21 pm


https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8139435264/h928A29A8/

Well, I don't, but... er... look, just have a cookie, and don't ask where the chocolate chips come from!


I'll take an ass cookie. :D

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Foo Bar on 05/09/14 at 11:25 pm


I'll take an ass cookie. :D


http://i.imgur.com/d4IoTqS.jpg

Hang on a minute, I've gotta get a towel from the dispenser.

Brief: Promote the fact that Silk soft is 100% recycled and make some awareness on a low budget.

Idea: To communicate that Silk soft is truly 100% recycled we put stickers on standart toilet tissue dispensers on selected public toilets acount Copenhagen.

Advertising Agency: By Far, Denmark
Creative Director / Art Director: Benjamin Bidstrup
Copywriter: Michael Jacobsen
Photographer: Hans Nygaard
The Ambient Advert titled 100% Recycled was done in Denmark. It was released in the Apr 2009.

Not shooped.  This is an actual dispenser in Denmark.

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/10/14 at 1:16 am


http://i.imgur.com/d4IoTqS.jpg

Hang on a minute, I've gotta get a towel from the dispenser.

Brief: Promote the fact that Silk soft is 100% recycled and make some awareness on a low budget.

Idea: To communicate that Silk soft is truly 100% recycled we put stickers on standart toilet tissue dispensers on selected public toilets acount Copenhagen.

Advertising Agency: By Far, Denmark
Creative Director / Art Director: Benjamin Bidstrup
Copywriter: Michael Jacobsen
Photographer: Hans Nygaard
The Ambient Advert titled 100% Recycled was done in Denmark. It was released in the Apr 2009.

Not shooped.  This is an actual dispenser in Denmark.
Oh so wrong!

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Dagwood on 05/10/14 at 8:49 am

Ewww, no.

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/10/14 at 8:52 am


http://i.imgur.com/d4IoTqS.jpg

Hang on a minute, I've gotta get a towel from the dispenser.

Brief: Promote the fact that Silk soft is 100% recycled and make some awareness on a low budget.

Idea: To communicate that Silk soft is truly 100% recycled we put stickers on standart toilet tissue dispensers on selected public toilets acount Copenhagen.

Advertising Agency: By Far, Denmark
Creative Director / Art Director: Benjamin Bidstrup
Copywriter: Michael Jacobsen
Photographer: Hans Nygaard
The Ambient Advert titled 100% Recycled was done in Denmark. It was released in the Apr 2009.

Not shooped.  This is an actual dispenser in Denmark.
Now that is the butt of the trade industry!

Subject: Re: Dryer Balls....and other things you didn't know existed

Written By: Howard on 05/10/14 at 4:13 pm

http://www.marketingshift.com/images/mshift/usb-toaster.jpg

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