It's perfectly normal to be average. But what IS normal? And what IS average? Discuss! :D

Maybe I should just kick off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9Tc-mfHnSE

Sometimes I feel like a late 1993 average and normal, other times my normality feels more like an early 1997 normally average. Other times I feel like a slow witted gas pumping cake baking pool cleaning pizza making 18 wheeler drivin' fool.

Sometimes I think I don't really like Snow White.

http://veryhilarious.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/snow-white-funny.jpg

I rembember taking a crap in 97 and I think people just crapped better in the late 90s than in the earlier 90s like 92/93. I mean they just didn't understand yet how massively awesome their craps would become.

By tge same token taking a crap in the 10s is so much more real than crapping in the 00s because we are really thinking about each and every crap we take now. Hell I could talk about taking a dump forever but I miss the days of my 90s dumps. Especially the one I took on March 22 1997. Now that was da shyt!!!!

You know... on average, I think I like you. :D ;D

You know... on average, I think I like you. :D ;D


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you pretty okay too Danielson.....  :D

I rembember taking a crap in 97 and I think people just crapped better in the late 90s than in the earlier 90s like 92/93. I mean they just didn't understand yet how massively awesome their craps would become.

By tge same token taking a crap in the 10s is so much more real than crapping in the 00s because we are really thinking about each and every crap we take now. Hell I could talk about taking a dump forever but I miss the days of my 90s dumps. Especially the one I took on March 22 1997. Now that was da shyt!!!!


When I was 5 year old I took a great crap and because you aren't older than me the crap I took was extra special and it's in my memory forever, it was "the golden" crap. :P

And I agree with you about the crap in the 10s...sometimes they feel late 2006ish to me.
And I miss the 90s dumps too ( group hugs) !

Hi 5  from  CA to CA!!!!

Hi 5  from  CA to CA!!!!


http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj214/hydrus0/internet-high-five-place-hand-here-.jpg

(not responsible for damages if monitor or screen breaks during celebration) 

Do you feel an inferiority complex about the first year you crapped?

Do you feel an inferiority complex about the first year you crapped?


The first year I crapped I was on an ocean liner, on Dec 31st...I thought I crapped on Jan 1st the next year  (a totally different crap, of course)  but then the ship crossed the international time line and I was back on Dec 31st again, so what I thought was my first crap in the next year, which is TOATLLY DISTINCT from the previous year you understand, but my crap was last year because of the date line change.

I haven't been able to take a good crap since.  :-[

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj214/hydrus0/internet-high-five-place-hand-here-.jpg

(not responsible for damages if monitor or screen breaks during celebration)


done!  :D

Do you feel an inferiority complex about the first year you crapped?



My craps are definitely superior!

I rembember taking a crap in 97 and I think people just crapped better in the late 90s than in the earlier 90s like 92/93. I mean they just didn't understand yet how massively awesome their craps would become.

By tge same token taking a crap in the 10s is so much more real than crapping in the 00s because we are really thinking about each and every crap we take now. Hell I could talk about taking a dump forever but I miss the days of my 90s dumps. Especially the one I took on March 22 1997. Now that was da shyt!!!!


My craps were better in the 90's than now. ;D

When I was 5 year old I took a great crap and because you aren't older than me the crap I took was extra special and it's in my memory forever, it was "the golden" crap. :P

And I agree with you about the crap in the 10s...sometimes they feel late 2006ish to me.
And I miss the 90s dumps too ( group hugs) !


When I was 5 I took a crap  THIS BIG!!!!  :D

The first year I crapped I was on an ocean liner, on Dec 31st...I thought I crapped on Jan 1st the next year  (a totally different crap, of course)  but then the ship crossed the international time line and I was back on Dec 31st again, so what I thought was my first crap in the next year, which is TOATLLY DISTINCT from the previous year you understand, but my crap was last year because of the date line change.

I haven't been able to take a good crap since.  :-[


that's why warped you have to relax your bowels, if you're in a relaxed area like your house you'll be able to take better craps but if you're in an area where there is no privacy and it's loud you'll feel distracted.

My craps are definitely superior!


eat more vegetables and fruits.

You know, this thread is so full of CRAP!!!!!



Cat

You know, this thread is so full of CRAP!!!!!



Cat



that's what makes it a proper decadeology thread....all crap and no Hasslehoff.....this is a hasslehoff free thread...  :P 







aw crap.....here go hell come!

You know, this thread is so full of CRAP!!!!!



Cat


More crap!

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/pinkskid97/stupid%20crap/funny.jpg

I rembember taking a crap in 97 and I think people just crapped better in the late 90s than in the earlier 90s like 92/93. I mean they just didn't understand yet how massively awesome their craps would become.

By tge same token taking a crap in the 10s is so much more real than crapping in the 00s because we are really thinking about each and every crap we take now. Hell I could talk about taking a dump forever but I miss the days of my 90s dumps. Especially the one I took on March 22 1997. Now that was da shyt!!!!


Taking a crap in the 2010s is much different than the craps that were took in the 2000s and earlier.  When people drop a douce now, they can sit there and text on their phone.  Back in the day, people read newspapers, or like me, read comic books:  Oh Reggie Mantle, you are such an asshole.  Nothing says a good crap like Betty and Veronica fighting over Archie :D

Taking a crap in the 2010s is much different than the craps that were took in the 2000s and earlier.  When people drop a douce now, they can sit there and text on their phone.  Back in the day, people read newspapers, or like me, read comic books:  Oh Reggie Mantle, you are such an asshole.  Nothing says a good crap like Betty and Veronica fighting over Archie :D



Have you downloaded the Archie comics so you can still read the, while taking that dump? Yea.... There actually is an app for that

I was wondering...is it normal to be touchy about the subject of crap? It appears to me as though the average dumpster has no sense of humor whatsoever. :D

Maybe coz people in the world feel like the picture on the right.

http://crappypictures.com/images/2012/05/pottytraining.gif

Like the world has crapped on them too many times.

Ahhh, enough of this crap.

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/9885137/2/stock-photo-9885137-black-and-white-numbers-background.jpg

Find all possible combination of years you can compare to politically, musically, culturally, films, TV, socially.
Discuss. 

(warning...discussion must have crap in it, but no Hasselhoff)  :D

1987 and 1966...

Hey! Not fair! There's only one 6. :(

1987 and 1966...

Hey! Not fair! There's only one 6. :(


(Turn the photo upside down and you'll be OK. The "9"'s becomes "6"'s )  ;)

You know, this thread is so full of CRAP!!!!!



Cat


my ass is full of crap.  :D

Have you downloaded the Archie comics so you can still read the, while taking that dump? Yea.... There actually is an app for that


like an app crap?

Maybe coz people in the world feel like the picture on the right.

http://crappypictures.com/images/2012/05/pottytraining.gif

Like the world has crapped on them too many times.


that's piss not crap, piss is not brown.

(Turn the photo upside down and you'll be OK. The "9"'s becomes "6"'s )  ;)


Upside Down...? That is SO 1982!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeH2Um-yOrA

Ahhh, enough of this crap.

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/9885137/2/stock-photo-9885137-black-and-white-numbers-background.jpg

Find all possible combination of years you can compare to politically, musically, culturally, films, TV, socially.
Discuss. 

(warning...discussion must have crap in it, but no Hasselhoff)  :D



;D

like an app crap?


no...like a comic book app so you can still read Archie comics while crapping.....but there are many fart apps so there could be a crap app too!

Upside Down...? That is SO 1982!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeH2Um-yOrA


What The Hell?  ;D

What The Hell?  ;D


Believe it or not, but that was a Dutch #2 in 1982.

Believe it or not, but that was a Dutch #2 in 1982.


I made lots of #2's in 1982.  ;)

(yup, more crap)

I made lots of #2's in 1982.  ;)

(yup, more crap)


I nearly spilt my drink over that! ;D

When I was 5 I took a crap  THIS BIG!!!!  :D


You didn't take a crap.  You left a crap.

http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/283628430_FxJSk-L-2.jpg

(RIP, Mr. Carlin, and thank you, Penny Arcade.)

In the bookstore earlier today, I saw a book on wild animal poo, the identification of. 

http://www.amazon.com/What-Shat-That-Pocket-Identity/dp/1580088856/ref=la_B001JRZD14_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1348733561&sr=1-1


Also there is a link to the Kama Pootra (positions for humans to poo from) (no I'm not kidding)
http://www.amazon.com/dp/1402237146/ref=rdr_ext_sb_ti_sims_1

or if that's a little too personal for you... here is a book on beautiful bathrooms
http://www.amazon.com/Toilets-World-Morna-E-Gregory/dp/1858944996/ref=pd_sim_b_6

Believe it or not, but that was a Dutch #2 in 1982.


Why do most 80's videos have to have hot sweaty men and also women in spandex?

I made lots of #2's in 1982.  ;)

(yup, more crap)


There's an app for that.

You didn't take a crap.  You left a crap.

http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/283628430_FxJSk-L-2.jpg

(RIP, Mr. Carlin, and thank you, Penny Arcade.)


;D

http://www.workdistraction.com/wp3/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Snow-White-killer.jpg

Six dwarves just took a poo in their pants. 

http://www.workdistraction.com/wp3/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Snow-White-killer.jpg

Six dwarves just took a poo in their pants.


Who got shot?

http://www.workdistraction.com/wp3/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Snow-White-killer.jpg

Six dwarves just took a poo in their pants. 





Who got shot?



where have I seen this exact conversation before???? 

where have I seen this exact conversation before? ???



ahhhh....yes... now I remember...

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=36141.msg2904164#msg2904164

oops...! :o

ahhhh....yes... now I remember...

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=36141.msg2904164#msg2904164


If I post the photo in another different context in a few months, maybe he'll ask again.

If I post the photo in another different context in a few months, maybe he'll ask again.


its quite possible  :P

The Definitive Perfectly Normal Average haircut.

http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/13.jpg

oops...! :o



at least you're consistent

its quite possible  :P


maybe I won't since I've seen it already!  ::)

maybe I won't since I've seen it already!  ::)


you can understand why I won't hold my breath on that one...

Who got shot?


I think it was Sleepy.

So I've had a super bug the past few months, and my doc gave me the strongest antibiotic she could.  And now I'm crapping like a Zombie Apocolypse. 

So I've had a super bug the past few months, and my doc gave me the strongest antibiotic she could.  And now I'm crapping like a Zombie Apocolypse.




((((((((((((((((((((((((((((hugs))))))))))))))))))))) As long as you don't give it to me.


Cat

So I've had a super bug the past few months, and my doc gave me the strongest antibiotic she could.  And now I'm crapping like a Zombie Apocolypse.



ZOMBIE CRAPS ARE THE SCARIEST ONES OF THEM ALL!!!! 

sorry you actually feel like shyt! Hope the antibiotics work!

I think it was Sleepy.


It was Bashful, I believe.
Regardless, Snow White on meth has an itchy trigger finger, the other 6 didn't last long.

http://th00.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2012/092/f/8/snow_white_with_a_gun_by_martintoutcourt-d4uq97h.png

http://www.signs-derby.com/i//tn_No_BS.jpg



Cat

No bowling at cows (which have an NFL goal post on their head)

No bowling at cows (which have an NFL goal post on their head)


Field goals are ok though. 

So I've had a super bug the past few months, and my doc gave me the strongest antibiotic she could.  And now I'm crapping like a Zombie Apocolypse.


you could probably use some rest.

you could probably use some rest.


I sure could!

http://www.signs-derby.com/i//tn_No_BS.jpg



Cat


No Bull!

I am really appreciating all of the good to know info in this thread,and it really adds value to my day. Now, I ponder these questions-

Did the crap-taking for you in 1983 seem more like it was on the late 70s cusp, or was it a more mid 80s vibe? And do you feel inferior because of it, either way? I know that the craps I took around 83ish had that late 70s cusp feeling. And not only do I feel inferior, I feel deprived and robbed.

I wonder if Snow White would have shot Sleepy in 1990 with that type of gun, or if that type of gun is exclusive to present day?

And the bowling ball that was chucked at the NFL cow is dating it soooo much. It is ok for 2012, but for 2013, I am predicting they will be banned from throwing other types of balls, but not necessarily bowling balls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpapdB-bCFI



Cat