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Subject: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Silver Power on 11/24/09 at 4:38 pm

I have a rant.

Red Ant may not be who he claims to be!

Let's look at the facts:

How come rant sounds like someone new to the English language trying to say 'Red Ant' quickly. Is this a conspiracy?

My snooping has led me to discover that our beloved 'Red Ant' is neither red, nor is he an ant. Further investigation is required to find whether Tommy Turtle is actually a parody writing turtle with impeccable pacing and syllable matching. Slow and steady, indeed, Mr. Turtle.

Red Ant is a moderator. Moderators sometimes help calm hysterical members who, very often, rant, and blame moderators for everything, from technical problems on the site to not being able to cure cancer fast enough.

Outside of the White House, on the presidential lawn, there are many ant-hill. These ant-hills contain, none other than, yes, RED ANTS.

The folks in the White House have been blamed for many problems that slowly defile the USA. But could it be that it isn't the politicians? Read on.

'Red Ant' was alive during the USA's most tragic terrorist plot, the events of 9/11.

Coincidence? I think NOT!

Using the help of a master of the Afghan language, Cloris Leechman, I've deciphered that Al Qaeda roughly translates to "Red Ants quite enjoy terrorizing countries, and also enjoy the occasional ice cream."

My super-masterful detective research has helped me find that this 'Red Ant' character has indeed eaten ice cream multiple times in his lifetime.

Lactose intolerant? Or lactose intolerANT?

The average terrorist uses the bathroom multiple times per week. As does Red Ant.

Now Mr. Ant, where were you on the morning of September 11th, 2001? Were you in New York City? Of course you weren't. The mastermind doesn't need to be near the crime scene. He gets his evil cronies to do that.

Which brings me to my next point...

I have reason to believe that Red Ant has been in a body of water before. If you hear someone say "Oh my word, those dastardly Somali pirates are taking people hostage and killing them if they do not get ample compensation for said hostages lives", it sounds like an innocent enough exclamation, right? But read between the lines:

"Oh my woRd, thosE Dastardly Somali pirates are tAkiNg people hosTage and killing them if they do not get ample compensation for said hostages lives". But maybe Red Ant would like us to believe that this is another coincidence, eh?

So if these are all coincidences, how do you explain these?:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/rarepetclanleader/proof1.pnghttp://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/rarepetclanleader/proof2.png

There's no denying this now! Come clean, Mr. Ant!

lol i wuz bored lulz



Yes, this is my idea of getting to 1000 posts in a creative way. My sources are about as reliable as the Onion.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: DJ Blaze on 11/24/09 at 4:46 pm

This just in: I'm not a licensed DJ.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: Silver Power on 11/24/09 at 4:47 pm


This just in: I'm not a licensed DJ.


THE SCANDALS CONTINUE TO UNFOLD!!  :D

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: DJ Blaze on 11/24/09 at 4:49 pm

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger is not a licensed Super Sentai.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: Silver Power on 11/24/09 at 4:53 pm


Tokusou Sentai Blessranger is not a licensed Super Sentai.


He isn't a licensed anything.  ;D

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: DJ Blaze on 11/24/09 at 4:54 pm

A licensed parodist of course. Needs some help on pacing though.

Fiddlegirl is not a licensed violinist.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: Silver Power on 11/24/09 at 4:57 pm


A licensed parodist of course. Needs some help on pacing though.


No one would ever license a parodist who can't pace correctly!


Fiddlegirl is not a licensed violinist.


But she may be a licensed fiddler. Or perhaps even a hobby fiddler. Maybe she fiddles with gadgets and trinkets. The possibilities are endless.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: DJ Blaze on 11/24/09 at 4:59 pm


No one would ever license a parodist who can't pace correctly!


Weird Al makes pacing errors.

Below Average Dave is definitely above average.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: Silver Power on 11/24/09 at 5:02 pm


Weird Al makes pacing errors.

Below Average Dave is definitely above average.


You're killing me.  ;D

Weird al is a true parodist because he can play off his pacing errors.

Below Average Dave surely goes under that name as a kind of self-deprecating humor.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: Frank on 11/24/09 at 5:03 pm

I cannot possibly be frank with anyone

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: Silver Power on 11/24/09 at 5:12 pm


I cannot possibly be frank with anyone


http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/15/tongue9.gif zomg the deceit keeps coming!

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/24/09 at 5:20 pm

Methinks someone has been watching too much Glenn Beck.



Cat

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: DJ Blaze on 11/24/09 at 5:26 pm

CatwomanofV was never on the Batman show.
EmiLoca is unrelated to Emi from DDR, and has never worked for the Emi record label.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: Silver Power on 11/24/09 at 5:29 pm


Methinks someone has been watching too much Glenn Beck.



Cat


Or maybe I AM Glenn Beck.

No, I would never lie to the users of this fine website.

But this proof is in the pudding/photographs. Those photos are physical evidence, and how can anyone argue with those?

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: DJ Blaze on 11/24/09 at 5:32 pm

Torey might be Glenn Beck. A teenage, parody-writing, techno-pop musician version of Glenn Beck.

Malcolm Higgins recently said he loved Obama.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: Silver Power on 11/24/09 at 5:35 pm


Malcolm Higgins recently said he loved Obama.


I could never believe that. Did you know that Mr. Higgins is from Canada?

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: DJ Blaze on 11/24/09 at 5:38 pm

Seriously?!

Arwen is not an elven princess.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: Silver Power on 11/24/09 at 5:42 pm

Whoa. This is turning out to be somewhat of an AmIRight/Inthe00s conspiracy thread.

I heard that William Tong meant to make his name William Thong, but he typo'd and it caught on.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: DJ Blaze on 11/24/09 at 5:45 pm

WHOA.

SamuraiMaster is actually a ninja. And you know this is all for fun. No harm to AmIRighters intended.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: Silver Power on 11/24/09 at 5:57 pm


WHOA.

And you know this is all for fun. No harm to AmIRighters intended.


Says who?  ;D

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: DJ Blaze on 11/24/09 at 5:59 pm

Says ME! I would never personally hurt anyone.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: Silver Power on 11/24/09 at 6:03 pm


Says ME! I would never personally hurt anyone.


Not even a suspected terrorist/pirate? And he's not even one of those fun pirates like in the movies!

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: DJ Blaze on 11/24/09 at 6:04 pm


Not even a suspected terrorist/pirate? And he's not even one of those fun pirates like in the movies!


OK, probably then.

The Conqueror Of Parodies is only The Conqueror Of Parody Contests.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: Silver Power on 11/24/09 at 6:08 pm

More like the Conqueror of Twilight bashing.  :D I don't care for Twilight much either though, but I'll watch it if I have to.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: DJ Blaze on 11/24/09 at 6:09 pm

Torey has a girlfriend? Lucky.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: Silver Power on 11/24/09 at 6:27 pm


Torey has a girlfriend? Lucky.


I've been lucky with that since 7th grade. Usually girls go for pretty good looking guys who play instruments. I play piano, drums, guitar, bass, sing , and also produce my own music, so I got the whole 'dreamy-musician guy' thing on lock.  ;D

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: Silver Power on 11/24/09 at 9:24 pm


Seriously?!

Arwen is not an elven princess.


I never would have imagined her to be. Elves wouldn't be able to write parodies this time of year, they're far to busy making me stuff!

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 11/24/09 at 9:30 pm

I am neither a book, nor a mistress and I've only been a bookmistress for 15 years (not forever).  But bookmistress4fifteenyears wouldn't fit and is a bit of a mouthful to say...  :P  Sorry for misleading you all.  I felt now was the time to confess my secret identity (even to those that met me in Philadelphia).  :D

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: Silver Power on 11/24/09 at 9:34 pm


I am neither a book, nor a mistress and I've only been a bookmistress for 15 years (not forever).  But bookmistress4fifteenyears wouldn't fit and is a bit of a mouthful to say...  :P  Sorry for misleading you all.  I felt now was the time to confess my secret identity (even to those that met me in Philadelphia).  :D


...I feel so betrayed. It seems like everyone's been lying!  >:( :-[ :\'(

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: Step-chan on 11/24/09 at 9:41 pm

Step-chan might be a midget wrestler...

Okay that was just silly of me. :P ::) :D

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: wildcard on 11/24/09 at 9:57 pm

love this thread, and reminds me of something I started that I'd like to finish.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: Silver Power on 11/24/09 at 10:18 pm


Step-chan might be a midget wrestler...

Okay that was just silly of me. :P ::) :D


Every joke has a little bit of truth in it.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: Silver Power on 11/24/09 at 10:29 pm


love this thread, and reminds me of something I started that I'd like to finish.


Then Karamel me.  ;D

Karamel to you. Never give up your dreams.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: wildcard on 11/25/09 at 12:14 am

^ I already did before you replied.  I'd have to fudge you if you want more.  I had an idea before whatever happened and our power was off for the day.  Now I can finish it and probably submit it tonight.

 

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: mooster on 11/25/09 at 1:56 am

I'm a Rooster with a speech impediment  :-[

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 11/25/09 at 3:13 am


I'm a Rooster with a speech impediment  :-[


And all along I thought you were a hybrid of a chicken and a cow with a penchant for disco dancing!  :o

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: Howard on 11/25/09 at 6:30 am

Travis The Chimp comes back from the grave to destroy NYC. ;D

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: Dagwood on 11/25/09 at 7:41 am


I'm a Rooster with a speech impediment  :-[

;D Karma

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: ninny on 11/25/09 at 8:54 am

I may or may not be a ninny :D

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: Midas on 11/25/09 at 9:20 am

I really am the evil, anti 80s, leader of the underworld resistance movement that Red Ant called out in another thread!  It's all in protest of the demise of Retro Dance Party!  Bow down to me, minions!

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 11/25/09 at 9:23 am


Bow down to me, minions!


To what level does protocol dictate that I should bow to one?  ;)  I certanally wouldn't want the world press to have a hullabaloo because I might have bowed a bit too low...

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: Midas on 11/25/09 at 9:25 am


To what level does protocol dictate that I should bow to one?   ;)  I certanally wouldn't want the world press to have a hullabaloo because I might have bowed a bit too low...


Now that just sounds dirty.


:D

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: wildcard on 11/25/09 at 10:11 am

I'm not telling










http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/paulwinchell0.shtml

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: Silver Power on 11/25/09 at 10:26 am


I'm a Rooster with a speech impediment  :-[


But could you imagine how cute that would be? 'Bawk-a-Boodle-Boo!'

However, what seems kinda strange to me is that if you're a rooster, that means *gasp* YOU'RE REALLY A MAN!

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: Silver Power on 11/25/09 at 10:27 am

I can't take this scandal! Next thing you know, ChuckyG will be telling us that his real name is something like Lester.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Silver Power on 11/25/09 at 10:29 am

ChuckyG does kinda sound like a porn name tho.  ;D

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: Silver Power on 11/25/09 at 12:15 pm


I'm not telling










http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/paulwinchell0.shtml


Very subtle plug.  ;D

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: wildcard on 11/25/09 at 1:31 pm

Now all of you on your knees and give me 5's  I will have the person who 1ed me exicuted http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilies%20hats/dramaqueen-1.gif

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Silver Power on 11/25/09 at 1:36 pm

I haven't checked out the parody yet. I probably will tonight.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: DJ Blaze on 11/25/09 at 2:43 pm

I made up another one:

carly_carlz will never enable comments on her parodies.
It could be the truth! BTW, I am now Nestor Le Pingouin!

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Silver Power on 11/25/09 at 3:15 pm


I made up another one:

carly_carlz will never enable comments on her parodies.
It could be the truth! BTW, I am now Nestor Le Pingouin!



Carly_carlz parodies aren't very stellar though. He/she/probably she submits a lot in short periods of time, and usually that takes away from the quality of each parody.

BTW, I am now Tuxedo Sam!

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: DJ Blaze on 11/25/09 at 3:18 pm

Yeah, I think she might be Blessranger's girlfriend.

Rice Cube is not made of rice, nor is he a cube.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Silver Power on 11/25/09 at 3:21 pm


Yeah, I think she might be Blessranger's girlfriend.

Rice Cube is not made of rice, nor is he a cube.


I honestly would crap my self in amazement if TSB had a girlfriend... But this isn't a bashing thread so I'll quit.

I have actually heard the very opposite regarding Rice Cube. I heard that he is indeed made of rice, and also is in a regular hexahedron shape.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Midas on 11/25/09 at 3:24 pm


Rice Cube is not made of rice, nor is he a cube.


I knew it!

Sir Billzy is not a knight! 

I rule with my turkeycrown!

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Silver Power on 11/25/09 at 3:27 pm


I knew it!

Sir Billzy is not a knight! 

I rule with my turkeycrown!


Midas, when you touch things, do they turn into gold?

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: BrandyBlue on 11/25/09 at 3:32 pm

I'm a certifiable bitch. Does that count for anything?  :P

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Silver Power on 11/25/09 at 4:14 pm


I'm a certifiable bitch. Does that count for anything?  :P


Have you ever told anyone that you aren't a bitch?

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/25/09 at 4:18 pm

The last time I check I am a woman and I do have feline qualities to me so there for I am Catwoman. And I am from Venus so therefore, my name rings true-CatwomanofV.




Cat

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Silver Power on 11/25/09 at 4:22 pm


The last time I check I am a woman and I do have feline qualities to me so there for I am Catwoman. And I am from Venus so therefore, my name rings true-CatwomanofV.

Ok, you're clear.




Cat

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Midas on 11/25/09 at 4:53 pm


I'm a certifiable bitch. Does that count for anything?  :P


Karma! :D

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: DJ Blaze on 11/25/09 at 4:53 pm

So Cat really is on Batman....

Philip Eno may or may not be Filipino.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: Step-chan on 11/25/09 at 5:25 pm


Every joke has a little bit of truth in it.


The silly part mainly.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: DJ Blaze on 11/25/09 at 5:27 pm

Step-Chan has never played DDR before. Truth. Seeing as his name has "Step" in it, it sounds like he should've.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Silver Power on 11/25/09 at 5:32 pm


Step-Chan has never played DDR before. Truth. Seeing as his name has "Step" in it, it sounds like he should've.


But his real first name is Stephan.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: DJ Blaze on 11/25/09 at 5:38 pm

Yeah, I remember. Maybe he's tried StepMania...

nally may very well be Shakira in disguise.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Silver Power on 11/25/09 at 5:48 pm


Yeah, I remember. Maybe he's tried StepMania...

nally may very well be Shakira in disguise.


Trust me - Shakira could never disguise herself.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE!

Written By: Step-chan on 11/25/09 at 5:52 pm


Weird Al makes pacing errors.



As far as I know, Weird Al hasn't focused heavily on syllable count, but...  :)


You're killing me.  ;D

Weird al is a true parodist because he can play off his pacing errors.


Weird Al does go by how well the lyrics flow in his parodies. So pacing errors are really not relevant in his case, mainly because he doesn't submit his written works on Amiright.

Parody authors on Amiright can't get away with it quite as easily. Pacing is a blend of syllable count and overall lyrical flow, but there are times when you can add a syllable and still make it fit well, same with subtracting a syllable.

Syllable count alone, however, does not make a written parody great in pacing. Good lyrical flow alone won't work on a written parody either, as anyone who reads it could potentially be thrown off.

But if the parody is a submitted recording with good lyrical flow, even if it looks awkward on paper, will work well.

I know I have some submitted parodies that are better heard(shame I don't have a computer mic or something like that right now) than read.

;)

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Step-chan on 11/25/09 at 5:53 pm


But his real first name is Stephen.


I fixed it for ya. :)

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Step-chan on 11/25/09 at 5:57 pm


Step-Chan has never played DDR before. Truth. Seeing as his name has "Step" in it, it sounds like he should've.


True.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: DJ Blaze on 11/25/09 at 5:59 pm


As far as I know, Weird Al hasn't focused heavily on syllable count, but...  :)

Weird Al does go by how well the lyrics flow in his parodies. So pacing errors are really not relevant in his case, mainly because he doesn't submit his written works on Amiright.

Parody authors on Amiright can't get away with it quite as easily. Pacing is a blend of syllable count and overall lyrical flow, but there are times when you can add a syllable and still make it fit well, same with subtracting a syllable.

Syllable count alone, however, does not make a written parody great in pacing. Good lyrical flow alone won't work on a written parody either, as anyone who reads it could potentially be thrown off.

But if the parody is a submitted recording with good lyrical flow, even if it looks awkward on paper, will work well.

I know I have some submitted parodies that are better heard(shame I don't have a computer mic or something like that right now) than read.

;)


That's true, Stephen. And some words look like too many syllables when in actuality they are just right.

John Barry never went to a magic school, so he can't put a spell on you.


True.


What are you waiting for? Play some DDR sometime at an arcade.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Howard on 11/25/09 at 7:12 pm


ChuckyG does kinda sound like a porn name tho.  ;D


No it doesn't.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Silver Power on 11/25/09 at 8:14 pm


No it doesn't.


Hey, who asked ya?

But actually, you're right. It sounds more like Mafia name, or a name of a bookie.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: DJ Blaze on 11/25/09 at 9:34 pm

I always wondered about ChuckyG's name...

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Silver Power on 11/25/09 at 9:40 pm


I always wondered about ChuckyG's name...


For some extreme lolz at stupidity, go here, DJ.

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=39001.msg2262737#new

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Step-chan on 11/25/09 at 9:54 pm


That's true, Stephen. And some words look like too many syllables when in actuality they are just right.

John Barry never went to a magic school, so he can't put a spell on you.



I've voted on alittle of John Barry's parodies. How did John Barry come to mind?


What are you waiting for? Play some DDR sometime at an arcade.


I think there is an arcade downtown still, although I can't quite afford it. Last time I went with a friend it was 10 dollars for to play anything with a card, they wouldn't let me in without buying one and I didn't have alot time before I had to leave.(So I'm fond of the place)

Might be better to get the game and pad when funds become available when I become abit more curious and can afford it.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Red Ant on 11/25/09 at 11:26 pm


For some extreme lolz at stupidity, go here, DJ.

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=39001.msg2262737#new


Yo Torey, I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but Casino has the best conspiracy theory of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Foo Bar on 11/26/09 at 1:17 am

Hey, Foo!  Someone at the door!


So if these are all coincidences, how do you explain these?:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/rarepetclanleader/proof1.pnghttp://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/rarepetclanleader/proof2.png



Oh, that's easy.  His anteater didn't have lunch!  (Hey, this our new neighbor, Mr. Weirdly Gruesome.  Whatta sense of humor, he's a lotta laughs!)

- with apologies to the Screaming Blue Messiahs.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Midas on 11/26/09 at 1:22 am


Midas, when you touch things, do they turn into gold?


Yes and Midnight Star says so!  Next!

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Silver Power on 11/26/09 at 2:23 am


Yo Torey, I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but Casino has the best conspiracy theory of all time. OF ALL TIME!




lul wurd of all time?? ;D

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Howard on 11/26/09 at 5:32 am

I may not be who you think I am.

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Written By: Silver Power on 11/26/09 at 8:35 am


I may not be who you think I am.


So you aren't really a Pathmark Cart-man?

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: wildcard on 11/26/09 at 5:03 pm

Okay Howard, who do you think you are?

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Written By: Howard on 11/26/09 at 8:15 pm


Okay Howard, who do you think you are?


Mr Big Stuff.  ;)

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Howard on 11/26/09 at 8:16 pm


So you aren't really a Pathmark Cart-man?


You never know.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: wildcard on 11/26/09 at 8:31 pm


Mr Big Stuff.  ;)


Well I knew that

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Howard on 11/26/09 at 8:51 pm


Well I knew that


all the girls know. ;)

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Written By: Silver Power on 11/26/09 at 9:21 pm


all the girls know. ;)


I'm assuming that they're too star-struck to ask you out?  ???

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Written By: whistledog on 11/26/09 at 10:06 pm

I'm not a dog, I just play one online :D

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Written By: wildcard on 11/26/09 at 10:46 pm

^^ Would you want to be around someone who whines about work all the time?

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: whistledog on 11/26/09 at 11:41 pm


Mr Big Stuff.  ;)


Who do you think you are?

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Howard on 11/27/09 at 5:43 am


Who do you think you are?



I answered that question already.  ::)

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Howard on 11/27/09 at 5:43 am


I'm assuming that they're too star-struck to ask you out?  ???



They don't know what they're missing.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: whistledog on 11/27/09 at 11:01 am



I answered that question already.  ::)


But you questioned the answer as well.  Was it an answer to your question or a question to your answer?  ???

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Howard on 11/27/09 at 3:00 pm


But you questioned the answer as well.  Was it an answer to your question or a question to your answer?  ???



an answer to my question.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: whistledog on 11/29/09 at 7:23 pm



an answer to my question.


Are you questioning my question?

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Written By: Howard on 11/30/09 at 5:44 am


Are you questioning my question?



No,I'm answering your question.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Silver Power on 11/30/09 at 9:48 am

...back on the subject of Red Ant being a terrorist.  >:(

;D

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Step-chan on 12/01/09 at 7:09 pm

I'm a man - I'm a boy
I'm a man - Well I'm your mother
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand cat-girl fan
I'm a man - Am I bi
I'm a man - I'm a slave
I'm a man - I'm a little girl bunny-girl

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


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Written By: Silver Power on 12/01/09 at 7:11 pm


I'm a man - I'm a boy
I'm a man - Well I'm your mother
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand cat-girl fan
I'm a man - Am I bi
I'm a man - I'm a slave
I'm a man - I'm a little girl bunny-girl

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D





I... Don't... Get it.  :D

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Written By: Step-chan on 12/01/09 at 7:14 pm


I... Don't... Get it.  :D


It's from the song called "Sex(I'm a)"

I was using it as a play on the thread as members not being what they're seem, by making myself a schitzo-blend of things.(And marking out some of the original words to replace them)

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Written By: Midas on 12/01/09 at 10:31 pm


I'm a man - I'm a boy
I'm a man - Well I'm your mother
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand cat-girl fan
I'm a man - Am I bi
I'm a man - I'm a slave
I'm a man - I'm a little girl bunny-girl

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D






When we make love together?  :o

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Written By: Step-chan on 12/01/09 at 11:00 pm



When we make love together?   :o


You got the reference. ;D

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Written By: Frank on 12/02/09 at 12:12 am


I'm a man - I'm a boy
I'm a man - Well I'm your mother
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand cat-girl fan
I'm a man - Am I bi
I'm a man - I'm a slave
I'm a man - I'm a little girl bunny-girl

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D




I like Weird Al's polka to that song.

Subject: Re: RED ANT is NOT who he CLAIMS to be! PROOF INSIDE! / Rumors Thread

Written By: Step-chan on 12/02/09 at 12:31 am


I like Weird Al's polka to that song.


That's my primary source.

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