I always say "Pingas" instead of "p*nis".

shizzle my nizzle fo drizzle. ;D

shizzle my nizzle fo drizzle. ;D


Better delete that, Snoop Dogg'll sue ya.  ;D

Better delete that, Snoop Dogg'll sue ya.  ;D



fo' shizzle?

fo' shizzle?


Fo' shizzle, indeed, Howard.

Ah Shiznet! ;D

Ah Shiznet! ;D


or as Mork says.... SHAZBOT!

or as Mork says.... SHAZBOT!



That doesn't sound like a curse.

That doesn't sound like a curse.


it did when Robin Williams said it.

it did when Robin Williams said it.



Maybe they never knew what the F word was at that time.

Maybe they never knew what the F word was at that time.


Robin Williams does a lot of voices but he's still just one person.... and you couldn't say the F word on network TV in the 70s....you still can't.

Robin Williams does a lot of voices but he's still just one person.... and you couldn't say the F word on network TV in the 70s....you still can't.



They always tried to cover it up with something else.

They always tried to cover it up with something else.


have you never seen Mork and Mindy Howard?

have you never seen Mork and Mindy Howard?


Yes I have.

What the fidge? or Mother Hubbard! Dirty Old Buzzard!

What the fudge.

No Chiz! I heard that from iCarly a whole lot! Sam, Carly's best friend, most likely says that.

Good Gravy.  ;D

Pushy!

Good Golly.

Happy Donkey. Another way of saying g@y j@ck@$$.

fudge on a cracker stick.

Okay, you all seriously need to shut the front door.

;D

Come!

What is Sam Hill is going on? (Steve Urkel says that on Family Matters).

Come!



That's not creative.  ???

::)

That's not creative.  ???

::)


Think of a curse word that sounds like come.

I found cum in a  list of bad words . 

good night

Think of a curse word that sounds like come.


I found cum in a list of bad words . 

I always wondered why they considered it an offensive word. Must have some unnice connotations or something.

But doesn't it have a latin meaning though, as in "magna cum laude" or something like that?

I always wondered why they considered it an offensive word. Must have some unnice connotations or something.

But doesn't it have a latin meaning though, as in "magna cum laude" or something like that?


do you seriously mean to tell us you don't know what cum is?

I looked it up in my dictionary.

do you seriously mean to tell us you don't know what cum is?




I was going to ask the same thing  :o  I learned that one in third grade

Cum can mean different things:

Cum is a slang term for semen
The verb form cum is a slang term for the act of ejaculation, or for having an orgasm
Cum or "Kum" is a Russian word that means "godfather of one's child" or "father of one's godchild".
Cum is a Latin word meaning "with" and is often used in academic Latin honors, such a cum laude meaning "with distinction". The modern Spanish con is a corruption of the Latin original

Ah...so it's of Russian origin. Got it. I never knew the origin of the term before. Thanks, Howard.

Ah...so it's of Russian origin. Got it. I never knew the origin of the term before. Thanks, Howard.


You're Welcome.

Cum can mean different things:

Cum is a slang term for semen
The verb form cum is a slang term for the act of ejaculation, or for having an orgasm
Cum or "Kum" is a Russian word that means "godfather of one's child" or "father of one's godchild".
Cum is a Latin word meaning "with" and is often used in academic Latin honors, such a cum laude meaning "with distinction". The modern Spanish con is a corruption of the Latin original


the Chief of His Domain demonstrates how why he was renamed.... geez Howard this is the topic you know all about huh? Bet you have a 'masters' degree by now  ;D

the Chief of His Domain demonstrates how why he was renamed.... geez Howard this is the topic you know all about huh? Bet you have a 'masters' degree by now  ;D


;D I should've graduated and got a degree in Sex Education.

blimey kangaroo

fudge on a crackerstick.

I did some really creative cursing while driving around Hollywood with Snozberries.  At one point the people next to us ran a red light and almost hit the people in front of them, and I believe my exact words were "WHOA JESUS GOD F*CK!"  I thought that was very creative.

Gosh, I didn't know that "cum" would spark such a huge chain of posts!

now you do

Gosh, I didn't know that "cum" would spark such a huge chain of posts!


cum sparks lots of things.  ;)

Gosh, I didn't know that "cum" would spark such a huge chain of posts!



whaddya expect from this group of pervs?  :D

whaddya expect from this group of pervs?  :D


Hey can I help it If I'm a perv? ;D

Hey can I help it If I'm a perv? ;D


well obviously you can't  :P

Hey can I help it If I'm a perv? ;D


I can because I'm not really a perv.

well obviously you can't  :P


I know I can't.

Creative words for p*nis:
Pingas
Piness
Pendes
Piendish

Gotterdammerung!

fudge on a crackerstick. ;D

"Fum Duckhead"

"Fum Duckhead"



Shmuckaluck. :P

Ratznfat

the other day on my Facebook status I wrote "son of a mother humping biscuit"  ;D  instead of the obvious


and like most I occassionally use "frack" "freak" "fudge" "frick"


and today, for some reason, I said "Holy Crack Whore Batman!" 


so um....any other creative types out there?





I wrote an entire parody on the subject.  Click the link below for a view of "When He Got Tourettes". a parody of the OS "Bennie And The Jets" by Elton John. 

Unfortunately I got caught up in my own parody in the comments and said some things that were better left unsaid and I was wrong.  I have a much better relationship with the other writers now and have learned from the experience.


http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/eltonjohn298.shtml

mother luckin snot nosed

mother fudger

Tonight I was Sofa King tired.  :D

In Japan the worse thing one can be called is "baca" or "bacayero" - it means stupid and that is the worse thing you can do to a Japanese is to insult their intelligence.  I know all of the Japanese swear words and I use them at times of frustration. 

In Spanish the F-Bomb is "chingar" which is the infinitive form of the verb.  "Chingadera" is also a popular way to use it when calling someone F-ed up.  In Tex-Mex "No tate (ta-tay)chingando" means to stop F-ing around or with me.  A-hole in Spanish or at least South Texas is "culero".  There is a bar in San Antonio that makes the news every now and then for assualts and homicides.  I fell out when I saw the local news once reporting on a homicide at this drinking establishment when I saw the name of the bar.  It is called "Cool Arrows". 

In Italian the F word is "fungul".  Sometimes I say "Ba fungul più in  cul' testa duro". - Translates to F you shove where the sun don't shine, hard head.  In German the word is "fick". 

Creative names could be "Richard Liqueur" "Connie Lingus and her sister Annie".

Then there is "son on a bench and bannister".  How about "fugly" or "eadshidandye"?

What one is called when applying cement when laying bricks is a "mortar forker".
In wine making the corks for the bottles must be hydrated before use.  The person who does this job is called a "cork soaker". 
12 gauge ammo to take down a deer is called buck shot but if you wish to take down a male bovine you would use "bull shot".

In Russian one of the worst phrases that I know is "Ya bit toy yub tuck".  Russians are known to throw down when this is said in anger. I think a close translation is "F your mother and you to death".

Too much "beaching" can cause carcinoma.

Then from the movie "Johnny Dangerously" we get this Roman Moroni quote:

"You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes...like yourselves."
"You fargin sneaky bastage!"

Fother Mucker

I wouldn't say calling someone a "baka" would insult someone Japanese too harshly - seeing as how it's thrown around liberally in anime and manga and nobody reacts particularly harshly. There are much worse things to call people so ...  :/

I wouldn't say calling someone a "baka" would insult someone Japanese too harshly - seeing as how it's thrown around liberally in anime and manga and nobody reacts particularly harshly. There are much worse things to call people so ...  :/



It was considered the most insulting thing you could say when I lived there.  I remember a Japanese friend being upset when his four year old daughter got angry and used it once.  He was embarrassed and told me that they are using it when they should not be on TV and that is where she got it.  So times change.  It's been a while since I lived there. Sorry.  And yes I know all the other bad things you can say in Japanese.  I had over three years to learn the language.

Son of a Mother

Son of a Mother


Son Of A Mother Uncle

Haven't read the whole thread, but there are some good ones here!

I say, "Rassle Frackin'" a lot, And "Son of a Beach."  (i.e. "He's a rassle frackin' son of a beach!")

I wouldn't say calling someone a "baka" would insult someone Japanese too harshly - seeing as how it's thrown around liberally in anime and manga and nobody reacts particularly harshly. There are much worse things to call people so ...  :/


I hear it in stuff like Zatch Bell and Mahou Sentai Magiranger, so.... well, PlayStation Network censors the word on text chats if I heard right.

fudgin motherfudger.

Judas Priest    (not too creative, been around a long time)