Dear Santa;

I know I am writing to you very early, however I feel that perhaps this way my wishes might be granted. All I want for Christmas is my husband home. ;)

Now I realize that this is not within your power, so instead Santa, I will ask for something that might be a little more accessible for you. ;D

All I want for Christmas is:
Books:
Pride & Prejudice - Jane Austen
Sense & Sensibility - Jane Austen
Emma - Jane Austen
Persuasion - Jane Austen
Mansfield Park - Jane Austen
Northanger Abbey - Jane Austen
Sa ndition - Jane Austen
(I guess you can see a pattern huh?)  :D
Swimming with the Fishes - MaryJanice Davidson
Swimming without a Net - MaryJanice Davidson
Fish out of Water - MaryJanice Davidson
Derik's Bane - MaryJanice Davidson
Dead and Loving It - MaryJanice Davidson
Dead over Heels - MaryJanice Davidson


Yep, I have an addiction to books and reading Santa! I would go to the library but then that means I have to give the books back! I don't like to do that! So please Santa, since I can't have what I really want for Christmas, can I please have a book ... or 10? ;D ;D ;D

Merry early Christmas!
Tam 8)




Now y'all go ahead and add your Christmas wish list in the form of a letter to Santa! ;)

Dear Santa.

I would like My Wife's Arthritis/Lupus to be cured. I want her to wake up without pain in the morning and that  she'll be able to utilise her God-given gifts and talents in Arts/Crafts which she used to do prior to having Arthritis/Lupus.

I don't want any material things, gifts or possessions. Only health, happiness, peace of mind.

Dear Santa.

I would like My Wife's Arthritis/Lupus to be cured. I want her to wake up without pain in the morning and that  she'll be able to utilise her God-given gifts and talents in Arts/Crafts which she used to do prior to having Arthritis/Lupus.

I don't want any material things, gifts or possessions. Only health, happiness, peace of mind.




Nice wish Frank!  However... if you want your wife to wake up without pain in the morning ... then get out of bed first before she wakes up!  ;)

Dear Santa,Please send me some more old school retro pron,I've been a good boy and I need something that makes me happy. ;D

Thank You (your friend Howard)

Great wishes everyone, I hope they all come true for you.


Dear Santa,
I wish for a job, or if you cannot provide one for me, please get one for my husband.

Dear Santa,

I was wondering if you could possibly slip a new iPod and round trip plane tickets in you bag.  The iPod can be the color of your choice, because I trust your taste in things.  One more thing I'd like all of my friends to be happy and healthy.

Thanking you in advance,

Reynolds1863 :)

Dear Santa,
I only want one thing this year-Peace on Earth.



Cat

Dear Santa,

Please bring me the Seasons 1 and 2 set of 'Valerie'.  I know it's not even on DVD, and probably won't be anytime soon, but I know you can make it happen big guy.  There is nothing you can't do.

Thank you,

Whistle J. Dog :)

Dear Santa,

Could you bring back all the stores that went bankrupt in the 70's and 80's such as:

Korvettes
Two Guys
Gimbels
Playworld
Alexanders

Thanks.  :)

hey santa. why dontcha just gimme all the money back that "I" spent on presents that you didn't bring you fat bastard  ::)

Dear Santa,


I wish for peace and happiness for everyone. 


:)

hey santa. why dontcha just gimme all the money back that "I" spent on presents that you didn't bring you fat bastard   ::)


Hey pal...I'M the resident cynic here!  >:( ;D

Dear Santa,

I really do not need you to give me a gift, and I know there are many more who need your gifts more so than I.  But if you could, will you please help my husband pick out a gift (you are soo much better at it than him) - a compost bin, over the door shoe organizer, and a deep fat fryer are not the gifts of choice by me...

Please oh please help my husband, I have been very good girl.

Thanks,
Cynthia

Dear Santa,

I really do not need you to give me a gift, and I know there are many more who need your gifts more so than I.  But if you could, will you please help my husband pick out a gift (you are soo much better at it than him) - a compost bin, over the door shoe organizer, and a deep fat fryer are not the gifts of choice by me...

Please oh please help my husband, I have been very good girl.

Thanks,
Cynthia


Hey...I thought you were not supposed to lie to Santa!  There is ample evidence all over these boards that you are NOT a very good girl!!!  ;D

Hey pal...I'M the resident cynic here!  >:( ;D
didn't mean to encroach on your turf but there's plenty of room for all  :D

Hey...I thought you were not supposed to lie to Santa!  There is ample evidence all over these boards that you are NOT a very good girl!!!  ;D

gibbo, you are so popular amongst the women here. Now I know why you walk 10Kms a day, to get away from the ones with hatchets  ;)

hey santa. why dontcha just gimme all the money back that "I" spent on presents that you didn't bring you fat bastard   ::)



He's going to sick his elves on you.

gibbo, you are so popular amongst the women here. Now I know why you walk 10Kms a day, to get away from the ones with hatchets  ;)


True...I have never quite learned exactly when to shut up!  ;D

True...I have never quite learned exactly when to shut up!  ;D



So should Santa send you a hatchet?

So should Santa send you a hatchet?

better than Santa sending people to him with hatchets  :D

Dear Santa,could you send me a real doll from realdoll.com and make sure it's clothed like in this picture,I need my urge of satisfaction at the moment. ;D

Thanks.  :)

Howard...

^reign it back in a bit my friend! ;)

Howard...

^reign it back in a bit my friend! ;)


...yes, some reigns...and whips may well be included!  ;)

Dear Santa,

I would really love it if I could lose the rest of this weight...and then when I do...I wish for a fabulous new wardrobe...in a smaller size! I also wish to have Johnny Galecki wrapped in a big red bow! hahaah.


Your gal pal,

Erin :)

Dear Santa. some socks & underwear would be cool, and what the heck, how about a nice Christmas sweater and a new coffee maker would be nice. I'll think of some other stuff later. thanks big guy  ;)   



He's going to sick his elves on you.
and one more thing...no Porn for Howard!  bring him Wrestlemania 25 instead  8)

Howard...

^reign it back in a bit my friend! ;)



Sorry Tam I was oversexed at the moment. :(

Dear Santa. some socks & underwear would be cool, and what the heck, how about a nice Christmas sweater and a new coffee maker would be nice. I'll think of some other stuff later. thanks big guy   ;)   
and one more thing...no Porn for Howard!  bring him Wrestlemania 25 instead  8)


http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww24/botik4u/wmposter.jpg


O0 Yeah,That's what I'm talking about.

at the moment. :(


at the moment = all the time :D

Seems Santa made an appearance before Christmas! lol
I ordered some of my books today only because Borders has a buy 4 get 5th free promo going right now online!  ;D ;D ;D

at the moment = all the time :D



Yeah,that's true.

Dear Santa,

Could you bring back all the stores that went bankrupt in the 70's and 80's such as:

Korvettes
Two Guys
Gimbels
Playworld
Alexanders

Thanks.  :)


And......
W. T. Grant
Masters
Klein's
Pantry Pride
Bohack

And......
W. T. Grant
Masters
Klein's
Pantry Pride
Bohack



Were those stores in your area?

Dear Santa,

Please make sure my aunt gets proper treatment so she doesn't die.

Money would also be nice.

Love,
Jess

Dear Santa,

Please have a girl come to my house in a string bikini or else!

Thank You,Howard.

Dear Santa,

  Please leave coal in the stockings in the stockings of people who are trying to make stores sell Christmas stuff so early. 

Dear Santa,

Please have a girl come to my house in a string bikini or else!

Thank You,Howard.

What if she 83 years old?

What if she 83 years old?



No,I'd rather it be a younger girl. ;)

Were those stores in your area?


Yes. Main Street, Flushing.

No,I'd rather it be a younger girl. ;)

How young? ( he says while asking this question, hoping it doesn't open up a can of worms) :o

How young? ( he says while asking this question, hoping it doesn't open up a can of worms) :o


About 30-35.

^That was totally uncalled for, Howard! 

Anyway, Christmas has come early and I have found a new job  :)  Now, if my husband could find one, sooner rather than later, that would be awesome!

Ah Yes,Frushing.

::)

^That was totally uncalled for, Howard! 

Anyway, Christmas has come early and I have found a new job  :)  Now, if my husband could find one, sooner rather than later, that would be awesome!



I apologize Ladybug and Womble,I didn't mean to say that,my bad.  :(

Dear Santa,

I'd like to win the lottery.

Thanks, Howard.

Dear Santa,

I'd like to win the lottery.

Thanks, Howard.

...might help if you bought a ticket as well.

...might help if you bought a ticket as well.


I'll ask Santa if he can send me a thousand Lotto tickets.

I'll ask Santa if he can send me a thousand Lotto tickets.

Why stop at 1 thousand? Why not all of them!

Why stop at 1 thousand? Why not all of them!


I need the other money for something else.

I need the other money for something else.

But you aren't spending any money if Santa gives you 10000 tickets, are you?

But you aren't spending any money if Santa gives you 10000 tickets, are you?


How about scratch off tickets?

hey santa. why dontcha just gimme all the money back that "I" spent on presents that you didn't bring you fat bastard   ::)


;D

But you aren't spending any money if Santa gives you 10000 tickets, are you?


have you learned yet that some battles are just unwinable... ;D

To all who have illness in there lives I hope santa hears and listens.


Dear Santa,

Seriously dude I need like $8000. But I'd settle for $2500 (and can you like shoot it to me in Oct?) Cuz I'm really, really gonna be strapped next month.  :-\\

Dear Santa,I need a recycling bin for circulars for Pathmark,Thank You.

Dear Santa,

I would love a cure for cancer and for my mom to quit smoking.  If you could get right on those, I would sure appreciate it!

Dear Santa,I would like a sand ashtray for Pathmark to dispose people's cigarettes properly.

Dear  Santa, please dissapear.
Jesus is the real reason for Christmas.

 

Dear  Santa, please dissapear.
Jesus is the real reason for Christmas.

 


Don't listen to him Santa,please send him a bag of coal.  ;D :P

Dear  Santa, please dissapear.
Jesus is the real reason for Christmas.

 



Dear Santa,
We all know that the REAL reason for Christmas is a celebration of the Winter Solstice.  ;)



Cat

Dear Santa,please send me a bikini model.


hey thanks Santa. ;)
http://www.vallartasource.com/images/bikini_model.php.jpg

Howard

I didn't think you celebrated Christmas

Howard

I didn't think you celebrated Christmas

Howard celebrates anything where he can get women

Howard celebrates anything where he can get women



like:

Valentine's Day
Christmas
New Year's Eve

;D

Howard

I didn't think you celebrated Christmas


I don't,I just wanted Santa to send me a bikini model and have her knock on my door in her bikini.  ;)

I don't,I just wanted Santa to send me a bikini model and have her knock on my door in her bikini.  ;)


She will be very cold then in December in Queen's

Dear  Santa, please dissapear.
Jesus is the real reason for Christmas.




Dear Santa,
We all know that the REAL reason for Christmas is a celebration of the Winter Solstice.  ;)

Cat


Karma to the two of you.


Dear Santa,

Personally I think you're just some big fat imposter, trying to steal our ancient tradition. I hope you get run over by your reindeer. And then some. :P

Yours truly,

International Elves Liberation Front

She will be very cold then in December in Queen's



I have a nice warm blanket to keep her warm between the sheets (if you know what I mean)  ;)

Karma to the two of you.


Dear Santa,

Personally I think you're just some big fat imposter, trying to steal our ancient tradition. I hope you get run over by your reindeer. And then some. :P

Yours truly,

International Elves Liberation Front



;D ;D ;D



Cat

Karma to the two of you.


Dear Santa,

Personally I think you're just some big fat imposter, trying to steal our ancient tradition. I hope you get run over by your reindeer. And then some. :P

Yours truly,

International Elves Liberation Front


;D ;D  Love it.  But personally, I'm willing to ask for help wherever I can get it. Asking/telling/begging my mom to quit hasn't gotten me anywhere (neither has removing all cigarettes from the house I found out)....just hoping for divine intervention in whatever form it wants to take!

Dear Santa;

It seems you may have heard my plea because it appears that as of right now, Big Nasty just might be home for Christmas on his R&R!!! Of course, I am not holding my breath, but it would be absolutely perfect! 8)

Dear Santa;

It seems you may have heard my plea because it appears that as of right now, Big Nasty just might be home for Christmas on his R&R!!! Of course, I am not holding my breath, but it would be absolutely perfect! 8)



YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Here's hoping it works out!

Dear Santa;

It seems you may have heard my plea because it appears that as of right now, Big Nasty just might be home for Christmas on his R&R!!! Of course, I am not holding my breath, but it would be absolutely perfect! 8)



Yay!!!! I'm keeping my fingers & toes crossed for you.



Cat

Dear Santa;

It seems you may have heard my plea because it appears that as of right now, Big Nasty just might be home for Christmas on his R&R!!! Of course, I am not holding my breath, but it would be absolutely perfect! 8)


Holding your breath until Christmas...Not recommended. ;)

I hope you get what you wish for. :)

Dear Santa;

It seems you may have heard my plea because it appears that as of right now, Big Nasty just might be home for Christmas on his R&R!!! Of course, I am not holding my breath, but it would be absolutely perfect! 8)

Great news. Let's hope this one happens!

Dear Santa;

It seems you may have heard my plea because it appears that as of right now, Big Nasty just might be home for Christmas on his R&R!!! Of course, I am not holding my breath, but it would be absolutely perfect! 8)


Hope you get your wish.  :)

Dear Santa;

It seems you may have heard my plea because it appears that as of right now, Big Nasty just might be home for Christmas on his R&R!!! Of course, I am not holding my breath, but it would be absolutely perfect! 8)


I wasn't aware Santa's sack was suitable for human parcel.  In that case I should change my list. :D  Anyway, let's hope Big Nasty does make it back for Christmas.  :)

Dear Santa,Please give me a full time job.

Thanks, Howard.

Dear Santa.
I always see many of you drunk at Christmas time. It's a miracle you can actually walk and remember who is supposed to receive what gift. No wonder you never drink the milk I leave out for you. I didn't put any alcohol in it.

Dear Santa.
I always see many of you drunk at Christmas time. It's a miracle you can actually walk and remember who is supposed to receive what gift. No wonder you never drink the milk I leave out for you. I didn't put any alcohol in it.


So you want Santa to drink milk? what about the oreos?

Dear Santa;

It seems you may have heard my plea because it appears that as of right now, Big Nasty just might be home for Christmas on his R&R!!! Of course, I am not holding my breath, but it would be absolutely perfect! 8)


that would be great! I'll keep my fingers crossed.

Dear Santa;

It seems you may have heard my plea because it appears that as of right now, Big Nasty just might be home for Christmas on his R&R!!! Of course, I am not holding my breath, but it would be absolutely perfect! 8)


That really would be wonderful!  I hope it comes true!  8)

Dear Santa,I need a hot girl send it to me now or I'm coming after ya with my hatchet! ;D

Dear Santa,I need a hot girl send it to me now or I'm coming after ya with my hatchet! ;D


I don't think Santa condones violent threats such as yours.

Hey...I thought you were not supposed to lie to Santa!  There is ample evidence all over these boards that you are NOT a very good girl!!!  ;D
My HUSBAND SAYS I AM!!!

gibbo, you are so popular amongst the women here. Now I know why you walk 10Kms a day, to get away from the ones with hatchets  ;)
O0  ;D

Sorry Tam I was oversexed at the moment. :(
??? ??? ??? over?  :-\\  :-X

Seems Santa made an appearance before Christmas! lol
I ordered some of my books today only because Borders has a buy 4 get 5th free promo going right now online!  ;D ;D ;D
I read this as buy 4th get 5th porno :o

I don't think Santa condones violent threats such as yours.


Well Santa can kiss my nice jewish ass!  :P

;D

I read this as buy 4th get 5th porno :o


right up my alley.  ;)

Well Santa can kiss my nice jewish ass!  :P

;D


now that is kinky!!! Anyone else picturing Sir Billzy in a santa Suit? I know I am.  ;D

now that is kinky!!! Anyone else picturing Sir Billzy in a santa Suit? I know I am.  ;D


Why you bringing him up again?  ::)

Why you bringing him up again?  ::)


can't help it... you wanted santa to kiss your ass naturally I thought of Bill

can't help it... you wanted santa to kiss your ass naturally I thought of Bill


Well Bill is not Santa Claus.  ::)

Well Bill is not Santa Claus.  ::)


I bet he has a costume somewhere in his closet....or he could buy one!

I bet he has a costume somewhere in his closet....or he could buy one!


He shouldn't bother.

Well Santa can kiss my nice jewish ass!  :P

;D


I doubt he would as it's not very nice.




But Sir Billzy probably would! :D

Dear Santa,I need a new profession,I think cart attending has become a joke now.

Thanks,Howard.

Dear Santa,I need a new profession,I think cart attending has become a joke now.

Thanks,Howard.

You need to look for yourself tho. Have you been looking for a new job?

You need to look for yourself tho. Have you been looking for a new job?


No I haven't,I prefer that Santa help me.

No I haven't,I prefer that Santa help me.


;D

;D


Hey this is The Dear Santa thread,Isn't it?

Hey this is The Dear Santa thread,Isn't it?


Correct! :D

Correct! :D



Well I want Santa to get me a new job,I haven't gotten all day.  >:(

;D

Well I want Santa to get me a new job,I haven't gotten all day.  >:(

;D


Santa can't apply for you, son!

Santa can't apply for you, son!

You need to look for yourself tho. Have you been looking for a new job?

Exactly! You have to apply yourself. Just like you have to go out there and find a girl.

Howard I found the santa just for you....he cant get you a job but he can get you women....

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii208/1rockgroupie/santa_pimp.jpg


unfortunately I think he charges by the hour.

Santa can't apply for you, son!



But he can help me fill out a job application. ;D

I found this online today!!!

OMG I so want Darth Vader and the Cullen Crest from Twilight!!! ;D :D

https://www.tymemachines.com/#/products/

I found this online today!!!

OMG I so want Darth Vader and the Cullen Crest from Twilight!!! ;D :D

https://www.tymemachines.com/#/products/


BOBA FETT!!!!

Dear Santa,

Send me a catalog of Victoria's Secret. ;)

Thanks,Howard.

Dear Santa,

Send me a catalog of Victoria's Secret. ;)

Thanks,Howard.


why don't you just go online and sign up for one I'm pretty sure they are free.

Dear Santa,

Send me a catalog of Victoria's Secret. ;)

Thanks,Howard.



I'm sure they make bras in your size.



Cat

Dear Santa: Please buy Tiger Wood's wife more golf clubs.  ;)

why don't you just go online and sign up for one I'm pretty sure they are free.


No,they cost money.

I'm sure they make bras in your size.



Cat


Shut your piehole!  :P

Shut your piehole!  :P



EXCUSE YOU??!!!!  >:( >:( >:(


You have the distinction of being the first person I gave I fudge to!



Cat

No,they cost money.


Ummm... no they don't Howard.
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/html/custsrvc/request/

EXCUSE YOU??!!!!  >:( >:( >:(


You have the distinction of being the first person I gave I fudge to!



Cat


Sorry Cat!  :( :-[

Ummm... no they don't Howard.
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/html/custsrvc/request/


not the catalogue I thought you meant to buy a model?  ;D

not the catalogue I thought you meant to buy a model?  ;D


*bangs head against the desk*



Dear Santa,

Send me a catalog of Victoria's Secret. ;)

Thanks,Howard.


why don't you just go online and sign up for one I'm pretty sure they are free.

No,they cost money.



Howard, I sometimes wonder if you even know what you want! :D

*bangs head against the desk*



Howard, I sometimes wonder if you even know what you want! :D



I want a woman!

Dear Santa: No new reality TV show with Tiger Woods and his exploits with others. Thanks.

Dear Santa,Please bring back Saturday Morning Cartoons.

Thanks,Howard

I want a woman!


A real one or a doll? :D

A real one or a doll? :D


a real one though a doll will do for the time being.

There is always this:


http://www.nzstag.co.nz/data/media/images/Stag%20Shop/Inflatable%20Sheep.jpg



Cat

Dear Santa,Please bring back Saturday Morning Cartoons.

Thanks,Howard

You can buy the DVDs

I found this online today!!!

OMG I so want Darth Vader and the Cullen Crest from Twilight!!! ;D :D

https://www.tymemachines.com/#/products/




I want to boba fett one or the yoda lol very good pick tam very good!

There is always this:


http://www.nzstag.co.nz/data/media/images/Stag%20Shop/Inflatable%20Sheep.jpg



Cat



And why Inflatable Sheep?  ::) Will it go "Baa"? ::)

dear santa,

Please let my divorce finalize quickly, please help me with finances regarding nursing school, a new wardrobe would be awesome...and some positive outcome from going to the gym all the time would be groovy, too.

that's about it for now.

Erin :)

a real one though a doll will do for the time being.


I will not link to the website that comes to mind when someone says that although he'd like something real, a doll will do.  Especially after I started this night by talking about telepresence, haptic feedback, and robotics. 

Don't Date Robots.

There is always this:


http://www.nzstag.co.nz/data/media/images/Stag%20Shop/Inflatable%20Sheep.jpg



Cat


I.O.U.K.  ;D

Let's try this one more time.....for posterity.  ::)


Dear Santa,

Send me a catalog of Victoria's Secret. ;)

Thanks,Howard.





why don't you just go online and sign up for one I'm pretty sure they are free.




No,they cost money.





Ummm... no they don't Howard.
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/html/custsrvc/request/

Let's try this one more time.....for posterity.  ::)







Q, I meant buying a Victoria's Secret model.

Q, I meant buying a Victoria's Secret model.


Did you think you could buy the models in the Victoria's Secret catalogue?  The prices are only for the clothes you know

I.O.U.K.  ;D



I'm glad SOMEONE gets it.  ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Q, I meant buying a Victoria's Secret model.


No you didn't Howard, because if you did you would have said : Dear Santa, Send me a MODEL from Victoria's Secret

not:


Dear Santa,

Send me a CATALOG of Victoria's Secret. ;)

Thanks,Howard.

Q, I meant buying a Victoria's Secret model.


hmmm I think that's illegal... you want to get Santa arrested?

No you didn't Howard, because if you did you would have said : Dear Santa, Send me a MODEL from Victoria's Secret

not:



Exactly!

I'm glad SOMEONE gets it.  ;D ;D ;D



Cat


Are you kidding? That was hilarious!!!

No you didn't Howard, because if you did you would have said : Dear Santa, Send me a MODEL from Victoria's Secret

not:




Sorry I'm losing it,sometimes I forget what I write. ;D

hmmm I think that's illegal... you want to get Santa arrested?


http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/images/cmasrockstar.jpg

like this Santa getting arrested? ;D

Did you think you could buy the models in the Victoria's Secret catalogue?  The prices are only for the clothes you know


Hey,It was just a thought.  ;)

Sorry I'm losing it,sometimes I forget what I write. ;D


Sometimes?!?!?   ???

Hey,It was just a thought.  ;)


At this rate Howard will never get what he wants.  NEVER!  NEVER!!!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hoghde2FwwU/SuiFgBsFimI/AAAAAAAAAmQ/Hf1VYGRQxCU/s320/DonMusic.jpg

Dear Santa, please fix Tiger Woods' swing, he's too much of a swinger. ;)

Sometimes?!?!?   ???



Yeah,sometimes!

At this rate Howard will never get what he wants.  NEVER!  NEVER!!!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hoghde2FwwU/SuiFgBsFimI/AAAAAAAAAmQ/Hf1VYGRQxCU/s320/DonMusic.jpg


eventually I'll get what I want.

eventually I'll get what I want.


Santa won't be able to help you.  :P

Santa won't be able to help you.  :P


Then I'll just help myself,the heck with Santa Claus.

Dear Santa,

Please bring me an external hard drive so that I can put all my stuff on it and speed up the computer. And also, I want some Kamen Rider figures, and some PS3 games.

Dear Santa,I want some new PS2 games.

Dear Santa,I want some new PS2 games.


Preferably with scantily-clad womens. :P

Preferably with scantily-clad womens. :P


I think that can be found in one version (or another) Sims game.

Dear Santa,

Please bring me 3 more strands of light's so I can finish wrapping the lights on my tree....

I have been very good, even my husband says so!


Love,
Sami


P.S.
I need them before Christmas!  Your a lifesaver, I will leave pork rinds and beer on the mantle for you!

Dear Santa,

Please bring me 3 more strands of light's so I can finish wrapping the lights on my tree....

I have been very good, even my husband says so!


Love,
Sami


P.S.
I need them before Christmas!  Your a lifesaver, I will leave pork rinds and beer on the mantle for you!


good thing she didn't promise you hog wings santa.... she never follows thru on that promise  ::)

good thing she didn't promise you hog wings santa.... she never follows thru on that promise  ::)
I do not want to send you spoilt pork :P  Dear Santa, please send Q some industrial strength toilet paper....

I do not want to send you spoilt pork :P  Dear Santa, please send Q some industrial strength toilet paper....



:P 

:P 
my point exactly....  I keep looking if there is some mail order food distributor who "mails" them

my point exactly....   I keep looking if there is some mail order food distributor who "mails" them


you could freeze it then over night it to me... I'll help pay for shipping!  ;D

Preferably with scantily-clad womens. :P


No,not really,That's why you have the Vice City game for.

I want some snow.

I want some snow.


only Mother Nature can predict it,not Santa Claus.

Dear Santa,I want Rachel Uchitel.

Thanks,Howard

For someone who doesn't celebrate Christmas you've asked santa for an awful lot of things, Howard

For someone who doesn't celebrate Christmas you've asked santa for an awful lot of things, Howard


thank you. I've been trying to figure out a tactful way to say this very thing.  ;D

Perhaps we need a Dear Harry Hanukkah (or whoever that was SNL, or was it In Living Color???)

Perhaps we need a Dear Harry Hanukkah (or whoever that was SNL, or was it In Living Color???)


it was Friends. Ross dressed like an aardvark  ;D

it was Friends. Ross dressed like an aardvark  ;D
Oh yah - I new you would correct me...  ;D ;D ;D

What was the SNL (or ILC) skit, that involved a mock Santa Skit ???

Oh yah - I new you would correct me...   ;D ;D ;D

What was the SNL (or ILC) skit, that involved a mock Santa Skit ???


right now the snl christmas skit I'm thinking of is Frankenstein, Tarzan and tonto singing Christmas carols!!  ;D

For someone who doesn't celebrate Christmas you've asked santa for an awful lot of things, Howard



I'm in a "receiving" mood. ;)