you may vote as often as you like. i might post imdb or netflix links if i have time.

You should definitely watch Freddy Got Fingered.  It is TERRIBLE :D

i also invite people to suggest other titles, i will add them to the poll if i can.

I said Other:  Hoodwinked!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443536/

I vote Brown Bunny 'cause i always wanted to secretly see it but never got the courage.

I voted Norbit,if you want to watch a stupid movie,this one's for you.

I'll go with Battlefield Earth.

signature banned as well

any other films anyone had seen cause it was stupid?

any other films anyone had seen cause it was stupid?
oh! did anyone ever see "lake placid"? alligator attack movie from 1999, thereabouts? that was a prime example of the craft, right there. totally ridiculous but a barrel of fun.

How about some really bad or godawful porn films anyone has ever watched?  ???

How about some really bad or godawful porn films anyone has ever watched?  ???
if it's really bad i usually just end up hitting fast forward looking for a good scene and then discover i've reached the end of the entire film.

in terms of funny-bad movies, a couple spring right to mind: "ultra-flesh," in which seka is this intergalactic sex goddess and jamie gillis is this mr. freeze type villain, and gillis has a plot to attain world domination by making all the males on earth impotent and then seka has to bang every guy on earth to make them virile again. it's got a benny hill style chase in it, heads of state debating on bumper cars, and too many midgets. it's actually a pretty powerful dadaist statement even minus the sex. i'm tempted to cut out all the naughty bits and post it on youtube someday.

also there's "let my puppets come," a dirty movie made up entirely of hand puppets. it's totally not sexy at ALL. but it's pretty funny though.

you know, i totally remember the boy in the plastic bubble from back when i was a kid, they used to rerun it all the time as an afternoon movie for the kiddies. i'd be totally stoked to see it again, surprisingly it's out on DVD as a double feature with something else that sounds fun in an ABC After-School Special kinda way.

oh! did anyone ever see "lake placid"? alligator attack movie from 1999, thereabouts? that was a prime example of the craft, right there. totally ridiculous but a barrel of fun.




I watched it! There is just something about Betty White cussing like a sailor that just tickles my funny bone! ;D

I watched it! There is just something about Betty White cussing like a sailor that just tickles my funny bone! ;D
you should vote for it! i dont think i'm allowed to change my vote.  :(

you should vote for it! i dont think i'm allowed to change my vote.  :(


You didn't set the poll up to allow us to change our vote if we want to. Do you want me to change the poll so we can do that?

You didn't set the poll up to allow us to change our vote if we want to. Do you want me to change the poll so we can do that?
didn't i? i meant to, oops. yes, please.  :)

didn't i? i meant to, oops. yes, please.  :)


Done and done.
All you have to do is click remove vote and you can vote again. ;)

DUDE!  Lake Placid is an AWESOME MOVIE!!!!!


its written by David E. Kelly (Boston Public, the PRactice, Picket Fences etc...)  and it has Betty White cursing! What's not to love....

plus the whole thing was never meant to be a serious film...the writing shows that! They don't take themselves seriously at all.... and all the sarcasm! For that alone I thought you oaf all people would give the film more credit than you have.....


now I fully admit I have a problem because I love Can't STop the Music and I wish you guys would put it on the list just so I have someone to watch it with!

oh! did anyone ever see "lake placid"? alligator attack movie from 1999, thereabouts? that was a prime example of the craft, right there. totally ridiculous but a barrel of fun.




An excellent movie.  Where else can you find a potty mouthed Betty White. ;D

An excellent movie.  Where else can you find a potty mouthed Betty White. ;D


You know... it's funny how all of us who have replied about this movie ... reply about Betty White and her cussing! ;D
Like that's the only part in the movie! 8)

You know... it's funny how all of us who have replied about this movie ... reply about Betty White and her cussing! ;D
Like that's the only part in the movie! 8)



no, no, no.... I also mentioned the witty sarcasm....take out the witty sarcasm and all you have is betty white cursing...take out betty white cursing and you still have a damn fine film!!!!

  Ooh, Midnight Meat Train!  What a plot..!


you know, i totally remember the boy in the plastic bubble from back when i was a kid, they used to rerun it all the time as an afternoon movie for the kiddies. i'd be totally stoked to see it again, surprisingly it's out on DVD as a double feature with something else that sounds fun in an ABC After-School Special kinda way.


  Wow, the plastic bubble...done forgot about that one.  As I recall we watched it in prime time.  He was allergic to everything or something...

 

Did anyone see "Bubble Boy",It was sort of like The Boy In The Plastic Bubble remake? ???

Did anyone "Bubble Boy"
silliest dance craze ever!

actually, i didn't know there was a remake. might be a good doGawful double feature. 8)

^

now how did i miss such a plainly fine film?  :D

so while everyone's voting i think we should all get lake placid, pick a time next weekend (fri the 13th weekend) and all sit down and watch it together and get on flashchat and rag on it.  8)

^

now how did i miss such a plainly fine film?  :D

so while everyone's voting i think we should all get lake placid, pick a time next weekend (fri the 13th weekend) and all sit down and watch it together and get on flashchat and rag on it.  8)


I will be defending it to my death.....and you my sarcastic friend really should give it more credit!

silliest dance craze ever!

actually, i didn't know there was a remake. might be a good doGawful double feature. 8)



Bubble Boy was a terrible film.

^

now how did i miss such a plainly fine film?  :D

so while everyone's voting i think we should all get lake placid, pick a time next weekend (fri the 13th weekend) and all sit down and watch it together and get on flashchat and rag on it.  8)


I'll have to try and find it on dvd up here.
It will most likely be in a 5$ bin somewhere.... we don't netflix because we have over 700 dvds... that's Nasty's obsession.

I will keep my eyes peeled for it!!!
(I can't believe we don't own it already! ;D )

Anybody sit through a film that was so bad it was so good?

Anybody sit through a film that was so bad it was so good?


Cant Stop the Music!

I love Good Burger! Of course, the only other one I've seen was the Boy in the Plastic Bubble, but that was so bad I had to stop it after a few minutes.

Cant Stop the Music!


Did you enjoy it?

Did you enjoy it?


I love it!

I got Lake Placid!!!

$7.99 at Borders!

Let me know when it's a go!! ;D 8)

I got Lake Placid!!!

$7.99 at Borders!

Let me know when it's a go!! ;D 8)


shoot lets all watch it now....oh wait- I'm still at work!  darn  :-\\

sweet! i moved lake placid up on my queue and i'm thinking we should find some time next weekend to watch it, although i bet i could watch it a weekend after tuesday or wednesday; i'm gonna return some flicks tomorrow morning and they usually turn it around really fast.

all the epic movie, disaster movie, meet the spartan type movies count as bad movies i just... don't wanna see.  ;D so i'ma veto that one.

here's anoterh possibility, although i think we've probably pretty much got all the votes we need: fair game! starring cindy crawford in her first, and i believe last, starring role.

http://www.netflix.com/Movie/Fair_Game/489413?trkid=226871

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/1fairgame-dvd.jpg

supposed to be bad enough it's funny. another such film is "alien from l.a.," starring kathy ireland, but i'm not sure it's even out on dvd.

all the epic movie, disaster movie, meet the spartan type movies count as bad movies i just... don't wanna see.  ;D so i'ma veto that one.

here's anoterh possibility, although i think we've probably pretty much got all the votes we need: fair game! starring cindy crawford in her first, and i believe last, starring role.

http://www.netflix.com/Movie/Fair_Game/489413?trkid=226871

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/1fairgame-dvd.jpg

supposed to be bad enough it's funny. another such film is "alien from l.a.," starring kathy ireland, but i'm not sure it's even out on dvd.



yeah I can't watch any of those epic superhero crappy movies again... once was torturous enough!

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Did anyone see Showgirls? ???

Did anyone see Showgirls? ???
i saw showgirls. i'll totally watch showgirls again. watching showgirls with howard would be a rare privilege. i mean that sincerely.

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/061020/14499__showgirls_l.jpg


one of the best parts of the film was Elizabeth Berkley licking the pole.  ;)


Man,that must be some tasty pole. ;D

Anything with Tom Green has to top any list.  How does he manage to hang on?

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/061020/14499__showgirls_l.jpg


one of the best parts of the film was Elizabeth Berkley licking the pole.  ;)


Man,that must be some tasty pole. ;D


  And good for her, too.  Lots of iron...

  Let's see here...no love for Hundra...ya'll suck... >:(

  And speaking of Hundra, it appears my favorite fantasy warrior babe is hitting the big screen again!  Yay!  I did catch Bridgette Nielsen's Red Sonja in '85, but not since.  Dang, ain't life good..?

  I trust we're all hoping it's not a quality production...

  http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-6/1193336/425redsonjamcgowenrose062708.jpg

 

if it's any consolation i just added "hundra" to my netflix queue at number, er, 8 or so. so i'll be seeing it pretty soon after watching lake placid and battlefield earth.

by the way... you didn't vote for hundra, apparently.  :P

if it's any consolation i just added "hundra" to my netflix queue at number, er, 8 or so. so i'll be seeing it pretty soon after watching lake placid and battlefield earth.

by the way... you didn't vote for hundra, apparently.  :P


  I considered it but had to recuse.  Conflict of interest and all that...  :D

How about that film with Pamela Anderson many years ago?

barb wire, wasn't it? not sure i ever saw it.

we should watch Zyzzyx Rd. when it's released on DVD....it only earned thirty dollars at the box office.  That's right only $30


from Variety

'Zyzzyx' earns lowest all-time box office

'Zyzzyx' earns lowest all-time box office
Domestic cume for 'Road' is $30
By DADE HAYES

In Hollywood's rebound year at the B.O., some films certainly fell a little short. But even the year's biggest bombs surpassed the curiously titled "Zyzzyx Road," whose domestic cume reached just $30. That's no typo. It's the lowest tally for any pic since modern record-keeping began in the 1980s.

The vigilante thriller starring Tom Sizemore, Katherine Heigl and Leo Grillo bore the ominous tagline "Dead Ahead." Like many on the dishonor roll of 60-plus titles cuming less than $1,000 over the past two decades, its stint in a single theater had more to do with contracts or four-wall rentals than mass audience desertion. Unheralded, it opened to $20 in February in Dallas, tacking on an additional 10-spot (repeat biz?) before slinking off to the video shelf.

Lest anyone assume the B.O. basement is reserved for unrated indie fare bound for pay-per-view, it's worth noting a PG-13 Warner Bros. release ranks as the fifth-lowest grosser. "Trojan War," a teen comedy starring Jennifer Love Hewitt and Will Friedel (with bonus turns by Lee Majors and Anthony Michael Hall), collected $309 in its entire 1997 run. The director? George Huang, best known for "Swimming With Sharks."

Just go to the theater soon!

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810030315/info;_ylt=Ar.CK8V0AyFnBjw_3zEGGiFfVXcA

HAHAHAHA.  Although she is pretty cute.

oo! how about "Dogville"?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0276919/

it's supposed to be really weird and offensive and shocking.

How about The Brady Bunch film years ago? ???

How about Max Payne? I slept thru that God Awful movie last night!

How about Max Payne? I slept thru that God Awful movie last night!


Srsly??

Nasty wants it soooooooooooo bad.
He thinks it is going to be awesome!!!

I personally could care less either way lol

Srsly??

Nasty wants it soooooooooooo bad.
He thinks it is going to be awesome!!!

I personally could care less either way lol


I was hoping for awesome... I was totally bored. There was little continuity and plot... I think the direct was just so focused with style he forgot that the movie has to be engaging too...

Did anyone see Showgirls? ???
dude, have you ever seen "orgazmo"? you should really see it. i think it will change your life.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124819/

basically it's the only thing by those "south park" assholes i can even marginally put up with. and it's actually quite brilliant.

I would add Barbarella to the list. it totally sucks, but it has some redeeming value in that it stars Jane Fonda when she was a total fox, and extremely hot. other than that, it's lame.

I would add Barbarella to the list. it totally sucks, but it has some redeeming value in that it stars Jane Fonda when she was a total fox, and extremely hot. other than that, it's lame.



It was that lame? ???

No mention of Plan Nine from Outer Space which is considered the worst movie of all time. It has Bela Lugosi in his last appearance.  It is so bad it has a cult following.

www.badmovies.org/movies/plannine/

No mention of Plan Nine from Outer Space which is considered the worst movie of all time. It has Bela Lugosi in his last appearance.  It is so bad it has a cult following.

www.badmovies.org/movies/plannine/



But you did like some parts of it?  ???

dude, have you ever seen "orgazmo"? you should really see it. i think it will change your life.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124819/

basically it's the only thing by those "south park" butts i can even marginally put up with. and it's actually quite brilliant.


I know it because Ween have a song in it; however, those "South Park" butts have produced an excellent musical called Cannibals! The Musical

I started watching A Dirty Shame by John Waters yesterday on youtube, but after ten minutes I couldn't see anymore. However, it's the only NC-17 movie I am aware of and it is so dirty it should be your list.

Just because.

Did anyone see Scary Movie?

Think we are going to watch Lake Placid today.....

Think we are going to watch Lake Placid today.....


I almost brought to work with me!  perhaps I will celebrate my extra day off and watch it tomorrow.  :)

Think we are going to watch Lake Placid today.....
cool lemme know when  8)

I almost brought to work with me!  perhaps I will celebrate my extra day off and watch it tomorrow.  :)


I was going to suggest that I could send it to you through email - Nasty ripped it so he could have it on his iPod - but I don't think you can download it on work computers can you?


cool lemme know when  8)


You will be the first to know. 8)

I was going to suggest that I could send it to you through email - Nasty ripped it so he could have it on his iPod - but I don't think you can download it on work computers can you?

You will be the first to know. 8)



unfortunately I can't.... hmmmmm

cool lemme know when  8)


Approx 3pm EST.
Let's get ready to rumble!!!! ;D 8)

Approx 3pm EST.
Let's get ready to rumble!!!! ;D 8)


I'll make some popcorn at 3 noon that way- can be there in spirit.

Approx 3pm EST.
Let's get ready to rumble!!!! ;D 8)
okie dokie it's starting

okie dokie it's starting



REMEMBER!  Embrace the sarcasm!

REMEMBER!  Embrace the sarcasm!
just saw the legless scuba diver. good times.

bridget fonda hyperventilating to relax. "I'M MEDITATING!!!!"

i'da choked me a bitch round about where she sez "the heart wants what the heart wants."

ah bill's second line: "probably a beaver, then." lol.

ope. she went to maine after all.

Sheriff Hank Keough: We're saved! The museum in New York just sent us some additional backup.
Kelly Scott: Kelly Scott.
Jack Wells: Jack Wells.
Kelly Scott: Hi.
Jack Wells: Eh, some museum sent ya', huh?
Kelly Scott: What, are we all museum bigots in Maine?
Sheriff Hank Keough: She's rude sarcastic. You two should get along.

;D

Sheriff Hank Keough: We're saved! The museum in New York just sent us some additional backup.
Kelly Scott: Kelly Scott.
Jack Wells: Jack Wells.
Kelly Scott: Hi.
Jack Wells: Eh, some museum sent ya', huh?
Kelly Scott: What, are we all museum bigots in Maine?
Sheriff Hank Keough: She's rude sarcastic. You two should get along.

;D
haha, i just heard that one. i was gonna come over here to post the museum bigots line. oine of the movie's best!

i wonder if the batty old lady really DID euthanize her husband with a skillet and bury him in the bulkhead. it's a point of contention among lake placid scholars.

DON'T THROW HEADS AT ME!  >:(

DON'T THROW HEADS AT ME!  >:(

that's my favorite....


you know the female deputy in that film played Natty Gann in The Journey of....

that's my favorite....


you know the female deputy in that film played Natty Gann in The Journey of....
this is the policewoman with the beautiful boobs? she got to be the rich hairy guy's love interest, kinda a bum rap for her.

this is the policewoman with the beautiful boobs? she got to be the rich hairy guy's love interest, kinda a bum rap for her.


that's the one....little "natty" grows up!

How many people saw Naked Gun? ???

that's the one....little "natty" grows up!
yeah, when she offered that dude sex in exchange for not letting himself get killed by a crocodile, i have to admit i would have picked the hot policewoman sex and continued survival. but that's probably why i'm not a world renowned crocodile researcher.

yeah, when she offered that dude sex in exchange for not letting himself get killed by a crocodile, i have to admit i would have picked the hot policewoman sex and continued survival. but that's probably why i'm not a world renowned crocodile researcher.



any film that deals with sex must be a good movie. ;D

just saw the legless scuba diver. good times.




Good times?? I 'bout threw up when I saw that!!!

Sheriff Hank Keough: We're saved! The museum in New York just sent us some additional backup.
Kelly Scott: Kelly Scott.
Jack Wells: Jack Wells.
Kelly Scott: Hi.
Jack Wells: Eh, some museum sent ya', huh?
Kelly Scott: What, are we all museum bigots in Maine?
Sheriff Hank Keough: She's rude sarcastic. You two should get along.

;D


Love it but her acting at this point in her career - sucked! ;D

i wonder if the batty old lady really DID euthanize her husband with a skillet and bury him in the bulkhead. it's a point of contention among lake placid scholars.


Betty White! Phenomenal role for her! She had me in stitches throughout.

"If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to SUCK IT!" ;D ;D ;D


Awesome movie - I feared it was going to really suck, but it turns out that I enjoyed it.
Mind you, there were a few scenes where my heart was jumping out of my throat and Nasty could just sit next to me and laugh!!

There is a Lake Placid 2 isn't there?

Love it but her acting at this point in her career - sucked! ;D


but she was playing researcher so she was trying to be, you know, aloof....  ;D 

Betty White! Phenomenal role for her! She had me in stitches throughout.

"If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to SUCK IT!" ;D ;D ;D


Awesome movie - I feared it was going to really suck, but it turns out that I enjoyed it.
Mind you, there were a few scenes where my heart was jumping out of my throat and Nasty could just sit next to me and laugh!!

There is a Lake Placid 2 isn't there?


I haven't seen a Lake Placid 2 but if its out there I totally want to see it!


see I told you it was a good movie... people forget David Kelly made it to poke fun at the genre not to be a real "horror" story about a giant crocodile!  all the stuff you're laughing at is exactly what he wanted you to do.... its genius I tell ya!

but she was playing researcher so she was trying to be, you know, aloof....  ;D 


Perhaps it is just me and the fact that I have never really liked her acting, nor figured out why men have found her to be utterly gorgeous....


BTW - Officer Hank is also Mad-Eye Moody in the Harry Potter movies! ;)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0974583/ Lake Placid 2 - apparently it was a made for tv movie? Had to be with John Schneider as the sheriff! ;D

Perhaps it is just me and the fact that I have never really liked her acting, nor figured out why men have found her to be utterly gorgeous....


BTW - Officer Hank is also Mad-Eye Moody in the Harry Potter movies! ;)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0974583/ Lake Placid 2 - apparently it was a made for tv movie? Had to be with John Schneider as the sheriff! ;D




THAT'S RIGHT!!!! 

Betty White! Phenomenal role for her! She had me in stitches throughout.

"If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to SUCK IT!" ;D ;D ;D

There is a Lake Placid 2 isn't there?


My favorite line in the movie. ;D


Yes, there is a Lake Placid 2.  I have seen it on Sci Fi, I don't know if it was made for tv or not.  It has John Schneider as the sheriff and Chloris Leachman as the crochety old lady.  I can't remember if she is the sister or sister in law to the Betty White character.

My favorite line in the movie. ;D


Yes, there is a Lake Placid 2.  I have seen it on Sci Fi, I don't know if it was made for tv or not.  It has John Schneider as the sheriff and Chloris Leachman as the crochety old lady.  I can't remember if she is the sister or sister in law to the Betty White character.


if it was made for tv there's no way she could compare to Betty White.  ;D 

hmmm did they have an MTM fetish?  or something?

It was hilarious as well when she (Betty) called the guy F*Meat and C*sucker!
Ms. Betty!!! You slay me!!!! ;D ;D

It was hilarious as well when she (Betty) called the guy F*Meat and C*sucker!
Ms. Betty!!! You slay me!!!! ;D ;D
i liked when bridget fonda was on the phone with whoever and called him a "sh*tf**k." bridg is a funny funny lady.

anyway... battlefield earth next?  8)

Sounds like a plan. I think we might have it and if not I can go find it.... 8)

Woohoo!!!

Starz played Battlefield Earth early this morning so Nasty dvr'd it for me!!!
I am good to go. 8)

man, talk about meant to be! that's a great coincidence.

well, i'm pretty much sitting on go as well. maybe sometime tomorrow? it's supposed to snow.

man, talk about meant to be! that's a great coincidence.

well, i'm pretty much sitting on go as well. maybe sometime tomorrow? it's supposed to snow.


Tomorrow sounds awesome to me! Pick a time... any time! ;D
I think we are going to the movies this afternoon anyway - Paul Blart. I will let you know how it is? If interested.

Blart........ ::)

Sleeping in but I will definitely be around before noon to figure out a time. 8)

Blart........ ::)

Sleeping in but I will definitely be around before noon to figure out a time. 8)
oh you mean mall cop? i should have warned you

i'll be here. battlefield earth... for SPARTA!

oh you mean mall cop? i should have warned you

i'll be here. battlefield earth... for SPARTA!


Nasty LOVED it!
I guess I just don't enjoy toilet humor as much as he does. ;)

See ya tmr! 8)

well im all set

ok - Nasty is watching a movie right now on the set I need to watch it on - I am going to aim for 1pm since his movie should be over by about 10 to.

If you wanna go ahead - I can always catch up ;)

ok - Nasty is watching a movie right now on the set I need to watch it on - I am going to aim for 1pm since his movie should be over by about 10 to.

If you wanna go ahead - I can always catch up ;)
1 works for me

1 works for me


Excellent.

So what do you wanna do? Stop it every so often and come back and say something? I have wireless keyboard but the monitor is completely out of view - doesn't help me much! lol

Actually - I'ma get the laptop ;)

You guys are actually subjecting yourselves to Battlefield Earth?  :D :D

I feel sorry for you :\'(

firin her up now 8)

Man is an endangered species!

You guys are actually subjecting yourselves to Battlefield Earth?  :D :D

I feel sorry for you :\'(
im doing it for tom!

actually battlefield earth has long been one of my favorite horrible movies.

apparently....

Interesting opening - will we get back story or no?

have you ever seen one? a demon? a monster? a beast? BLAAAAUGGGGH!

only on four minutes and it's already ridiculous.  :D

apparently....

Interesting opening - will we get back story or no?
let's see, there's humans, who are good, and there are the aliens with rasta haircuts and they're bad. i think the rest is pretty much fluff.

im doing it for tom!

actually battlefield earth has long been one of my favorite horrible movies.


It is a multiple Razzie winner, it has to be bad :D :D

everyone's so dirty... and yet so sexy!

miniature golf course leftovers perhaps? lol

oh nose! horses gone wild!

yes you're at the same place i am. minigolf.  ;D

very good dialog.

ug! ug! see gods? grunt! snort! spit! nonbeliever!

naw, i say eat first, then see gods. you dont want to see gods on an empty stomach.

if you keep gods from dating mortal women, they're just gonna want mortal women that much more. dag.

haha! he walked into the glass because he's never seen glass before. that's actually sorta clever.

a pony!

he falls through five plate glass windows, how much you wanna bet he's fine.

nice green food looks like jaw breaker lol

omg the effects are pathetic! lol

groovy special effects. i mean it's no star trek ii or anything but good stuff.

nice green food looks like jaw breaker lol

omg the effects are pathetic! lol
it's funny the really complicated stuff they do pretty well but the laser beams look awful. they perfected laser beam special effects about 1975, wth?

exactly!!!

The space ship reminds me of Bobafets! lol

when it comes to taking bong hits these guys aren't messsin' around!

Hahaha

well it did remind me of it... but not anymore.

Great, subtitles......

Enter John Travolta and Forest Whitaker 8)

YES! WE HAVE JOHN TRAVOLTA!

this movie can now commence being truly ridiculous.  :D

this is awesome, we must be right in sync  8)

dude, third arm? wha?

"we'll I'll be damned!" Hahahahahahaha

man animal? why not just say "manimal"?

"we'll I'll be damned!" Hahahahahahaha
yeah, i loved that. certainly good-natured of them to find the humor in that.  ;D

ugliest crap holes in the entire universe lol

you can tell they're aliens because their numbers look slightly different from ours.

earth sucks! craphole!

HAHAHAHA! exterminate the lot of them!

these guys should do stand up!

Travolta's character seems very metro sexual.....

actually, all of them do lol

oOo temporary assignment no more!

antoher stay for Travolta

50 CYCLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(

so more earth for JT then.

one cycle for each of that really fat guy's chins  :o

ah he got busy with some bigwig's daughter. hence the earth duty.

Planet Psychlo

this movie is horrible  ;D ;D

aw cmon yall earth's not so bad. there's minigolf.

it needs to be emphasized that scientologists apparently think planet psychlo is 100% real.

"i was not groomed from birth to have a cushy job"

DUDE YOU WEREN'T GROOMED AT ALL!!!!!!

dude if you're literally hugging your booze it's nappytime.

what a baby.... walk away with his drinks on his fresh TAB hahaha

Hey - the main Man Animal is from The Lost Boys isn't he?

cool fight! right in the oatmeal!

That's food? That looks like Baby Shyt

im sorry that's plainly guacamole. :D

That's food? That looks like Baby Shyt
did you see the part where they use the gun to ooze it into the trough? that was grody dude.  :P

is it a spine thing or what?

did you see the part where they use the gun to ooze it into the trough? that was grody dude.  :P


At first I thought they were emptying the latrines... lol

That's right! we don't spy! i do!

there is no "I" in "We"

oo youre a little ahead i just saw the spine thing

oo she's hot. she's got kinda a mr. savvik thing going on.

separate you from your head!

can't be too far ahead

a head gasket?

doh! dumping the rocks in the dumpster, and trudging around in leg irons. looks like a typical monday.

I can see where this is going.....

Travolt's is gonna end up working with the Man Animals - they will become friends  ::)

I can see where this is going.....

Travolt's is gonna end up working with the Man Animals - they will become friends  ::)
i dont actually remember but yeah JT's morale is not high at all. he's ready to turn, big time.

5 wives.....

now recording.....
making it look like Whitaker's idea and mutiny...

"it's the perfect crime sir!"

unless, of course, you're filming me again, like you did about five seconds ago.

and the kid is still going without proper air... better lungs thatn most humans I see ::)

man? or howler monkey? you be the judge.

and the kid is still going without proper air... better lungs thatn most humans I see ::)
i think he started getting air after he fell through the tube? i wasn't sure about that one. but yeah he went a while.

yummy! their favorite food is rat! delicious rat!

ha! he's on to your smelly camera buttons!

OW CRAP LOUSY CEILING!!! ;D ;D

and then he walks into the low ceiling! best moment so far in a film that has many. i love this damn movie. if they were trying to make a comedy how the hell would they make it any funnier? i ask you.

Yeah, I am a little bit ahead now aren't I?

Yeah, I am a little bit ahead now aren't I?
i think we're about the same, i keep posting, getting the "1 new message" thing and then seeing youre posting about the exact same thing.  :D

now theyre caught again? i'm so busy making snarky comments i keep forgetting to watch the movie  ;D

ah the trainer with low self-esteem  :P

"i'm sorry i'm not psychlo please forgive me for living"

MATRIX RIPOFF!  >:(

A God Machine.....

A God Machine.....
a knowledge machine! if you'll forgive my arrogance.

now he's teaching everyone geometry. you're never gonna use that in real life, you know.

now he is freakin Einstein!! Of course! The aliens have the power to make everyone Einstein!

now he is freakin Einstein!! Of course! The aliens have the power to make everyone Einstein!
and they make sure and teach their enemies all their language and mathematics and secrets and whatnot.  ::)

Now I have to pause for a minute.... dog wants out and it is an opportunity for me to have a smoke... ;)

Keep viewing, I will be back 8)

Now I have to pause for a minute.... dog wants out and it is an opportunity for me to have a smoke... ;)

Keep viewing, I will be back 8)
nope i gotta pause so we stay in sync

lemme know when youre back maybe i'll do a couple plays on madden 09 in the meantime

when you get back tell me what scene you paused on

back

I paused where the horse was running in, and now the chick is talking to the leader guy....

where are you Mike?? lol

back

I paused where the horse was running in, and now the chick is talking to the leader guy....
pretty much there

DO YOU WANT LUNCH!?

JT constantly trying to feed people rats

never store loaded weapons!!! lol

Denver library.... interesting

freeedom!

Declaration of Independence.....

poor cows....

Man, he is a freakin genius now isn't he?

yes we can! yes we can! lol

yes we can! yes we can! lol
these guys are better at escaping and getting captured again than any movie heroes i've ever seen

dude they blew up that guy's head and we didn't get to see it?  lame!  >:(

they like removing heads from bodies don't they? lol

yes back in sync again

it's s the uncanny ability of decapitation to bring us all together

Not quite synced but almost...

"Greener, you're a thinker"...

off comes the hair??....

"she gets drunk with economical speed"  ;D

yeah, I am definitely behind you....

wow Nice Tongue

oh oh!

let me know when you get to the guy with fifty chins begging JT for his life and JT saying "unfortunately the corporation requires me to vaporize you"

wow Nice Tongue
ah yes i remember the tongue you're not but a minute or so behind

I am at whewre JT says "Well if you dont want to do it that way, you can always do it by...."

I am at whewre JT says "Well if you dont want to do it that way, you can always do it by...."
yup i think we're back

framing up the fifty-chin guy and then training rat-brain how to fly combat aircraft so he can defeat the psychlos because they are plainly idiots.  ;D

teaching how to fly.....

awesome pixel simulator lol

omg fakey when ratbrain is flying

i know totally atari 2600 :D

more boba fett spaceship action

radiation?

I don't get it

radiation?

I don't get it
maybe it has to do with that they're supposed to be mining

no because they're supposed to be mining gold, i dont get the radiation either what was radioactive?

ha fort knox loophole!

Fort Knox

And friends......
This is one of the most bizarre movies I have ever seen....

Yeah - I suppose we might learn about the radiation later?


DC Baby!!!!

lol i love it it IS weird. this was back before scientology became public enemy number one and was just goofy and eccentric.

i keep expecting chaka to show up.

http://s157.photobucket.com/albums/t67/ramlou1968/?action-view&current=chaka.jpg

voila....

radiation in Pshyclo's breathing aparatus... not good

and then they find all the military hardware and automatically know how to use it

and now are in Ft. Hood, Texas!!

Amazing@!!!!

and now are in Ft. Hood, Texas!!

Amazing@!!!!
yeah they are MOBILE!  :D

after we're done watching this i'm gonna scoot on down to texas and learn how to fly jet aircraft. should be done by five.  8)

oops dont touch the red button

war

ning!

all that training and ratbrain still says "nucular" instead of "nuclear"

appendix A conveniently on the overhead ::)

after we're done watching this i'm gonna scoot on down to texas and learn how to fly jet aircraft. should be done by five.  8)


And in the 6 years we lived there I never saw anything like what they showed us!!! ;D ;D

Now in Kentucky!! Fantastic! These Man Animals are amazing for real!

youre a little behind wait until they pretend they mined gold out of the ground and found it in bars  ;D and he buys it!

theyre playing keepaway

trade - and now JT loads gold in a sarcophagus! really?

trade - and now JT loads gold in a sarcophagus! really?
yes with the frozen pignose guy

another head off the shoulders - poor bartender

oh nose! you didn't give it to the bartender!

another head off the shoulders - poor bartender
yeah i was watching 300 the other night, it would be interesting to compare that film and this one both in terms of decapitations and in terms of gratuitous use of slow motion  ;D

300 is a slightly better film however. i would give battlefield earth the edge on originality though

Gah, JT's character is such a pansy ass!

Don't bother me! I'm busy!!! ::)

I could use another word to describe him.... but I don't think it would be wise LOL

FOR PSYCHLO!

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070315/cover/open_l.jpg

that's what you get for excessive endzone celebration

but cavemen can fly!!! ;D ;D ;D

and now the movie's crowning achievement of absurdity: suddenly everyone knows how to fly state-of-the-art jet fighters.  ::)

but cavemen can fly!!! ;D ;D ;D
exactly, that's the one moment i remember from seeing the movie originally when it came out and going, okay, give me a fudgeing break.  ;D

they got porkins!

Now it's Battlefield SKY!

that was a weird clip break - from battle to quiet.... weird....

oh nose! all the man animals are going to be exterminated!

DUDE JUST BLOW THE DOME ALREADY

bye bye dome


Piece of cake

fakey lookin!

hey they used a little slo-mo for a change

Ice supposedly makes good looking glass and shatters much easier and more effectively!

Bahahaha! That was horrible!

so the ratbrain plan was to blow up a dome on their own heads so that they would win?

nice! he blew his own arm off! dumbass.

wait. what are they blowing up now?

a simple groan at the loss of an arm???

a simple groan at the loss of an arm???
yes he took it quite well

the movie appears to be over but netflix sez there's ten minutes left :(

dude brush your teeth!

rat brains forgot about Whitaker lol

rat brains forgot about Whitaker lol
doh! whitaker totally turned! and after all JT did for him.

oh come on you got your gold! admit it, it's pretty funny.

and the film ends. it was even better than i remember.  8)

wow
the end
thank goodness
that was almost unbearable....

the special effects to blow the planet up took almost all of the budget I bet.

good times

till next time this is dogawful movies, signing out  8)

I will admit - it was ok.
The script was horrible, the acting was there....

I don't think JT realized how he was going to look like a pussy until it was filmed and edited...

Will I watch it again? Definitely not.

And I am overly thankful that I didn't waste my 3 dollars on amazon to buy this dog awful movie.
(I can though see how some would find it a cult classic, cult being the operative word.) ;)

I will admit - it was ok.
The script was horrible, the acting was there....

I don't think JT realized how he was going to look like a pussy until it was filmed and edited...

Will I watch it again? Definitely not.

And I am overly thankful that I didn't waste my 3 dollars on amazon to buy this dog awful movie.
(I can though see how some would find it a cult classic, cult being the operative word.) ;)
;D

that was my third time watching it, i think. i saw it when it came out, i rented it once and i saw it again just now. terrible movie but endlessly unintentionally hilarious and totally one of a kind. that said it could have been about a half hour shorter.

;D

that was my third time watching it, i think. i saw it when it came out, i rented it once and i saw it again just now. terrible movie but endlessly unintentionally hilarious and totally one of a kind. that said it could have been about a half hour shorter.


Agreed.
Thanks Mike. It was an enjoyable afternoon.

Let me know what the next one will be. 8)

The Son just came up with another AWFUL movie we can watch if interested...

Going Overboard

with Adam Sandler

The Son just came up with another AWFUL movie we can watch if interested...

Going Overboard

with Adam Sandler


I thought that was with Goldie Hawn? ???

I thought that was with Goldie Hawn? ???


The one with Goldie Hawn is just called Overboard

The one with Goldie Hawn is just called Overboard



I remember seeing Overboard,It was ok but pretty funny.

The Son just came up with another AWFUL movie we can watch if interested...

Going Overboard

with Adam Sandler
added!

for the next one i'm leaning toward freddie got fingered. boy in the plastic bubble is technically next in the vote count i think but it's so old! i'd be all for doing plastic bubble instead, though, if i discovered everyone was dying to see it.

what say yall? Freddie got fingered or plastic bubble?

hey i have a last-minute suggestion: leprechaun, starring a pre-famous jennifer aniston!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/411ZQCSYVJL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

i haven't actually seen it but suddenly i'm curious. i'm sure it's dreadful but we get to watch ms. aniston in a film i'm sure she wishes would vanish from the face of the earth. plus it's topical and timely!

Sounds good! ^

Nasty has seen it before, but I haven't. We don't have it in our collection so of course we are going to have to find it. :D

Sounds good! ^

Nasty has seen it before, but I haven't. We don't have it in our collection so of course we are going to have to find it. :D
yeah, me too, oddly leprechaun has successfully fallen under my radar all these years.  ;D

somehow i get the feeling i can probably pick up a used one on ebay for like, 0.01 dollars.

yeah, me too, oddly leprechaun has successfully fallen under my radar all these years.  ;D

somehow i get the feeling i can probably pick up a used one on ebay for like, 0.01 dollars.


Hilarious!!! ;D ;D

I actually think we saw it a Fye - but it was vhs. I could crack out the vcr and hope it still plays! ;D

Hilarious!!! ;D ;D

I actually think we saw it a Fye - but it was vhs. I could crack out the vcr and hope it still plays! ;D
there's two on ebay on VHS for one dollar apiece.

hey i have a last-minute suggestion: leprechaun, starring a pre-famous jennifer aniston!

i haven't actually seen it but suddenly i'm curious. i'm sure it's dreadful but we get to watch ms. aniston in a film i'm sure she wishes would vanish from the face of the earth. plus it's topical and timely!


I said it in the avatar thread but it bears repeating....hilariously bad film...we must watch this one!

hey i have a last-minute suggestion: leprechaun, starring a pre-famous jennifer aniston!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/411ZQCSYVJL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

i haven't actually seen it but suddenly i'm curious. i'm sure it's dreadful but we get to watch ms. aniston in a film i'm sure she wishes would vanish from the face of the earth. plus it's topical and timely!


There was also a sequel Leprachaun 2.

There was also a sequel Leprachaun 2.


as well as  Leprechaun 3 and 4  and that classic.... Leprechaun in the Hood!  ;D

There was also a sequel Leprachaun 2.
but it lacks a humiliated jennifer aniston, therefore i will not watch it, nor will i watch the other 4 leprechaun movies. (that's right, i hear there are a total of six -- a sextology, if you will.)

the only other leprechaun movie i'm curious about is...

http://www.monkeysvsrobots.com/mvsrpm/images/moviestv/leprechaunspace1.jpg

that's right. "leprechaun 4: in space." somehow they couldn't get ms. aniston to be in this one.

as well as  Leprechaun 3 and 4  and that classic.... Leprechaun in the Hood!  ;D



and I bet they weren't that good.

and I bet they weren't that good.


nope not really but kind of funny

and I bet they weren't that good.
it helps to be drunk, i imagine. it probably helps even more to be asleep.

one small step for Man...

one giant leap of terror.

damn. i feel that. i really do.