The story they are giving is that Matthew Broderick has been cheating on her constantly and now is involved with a 25 year old female.  Personally I think this is a lot of crap.  It is well passed time that he admitted his love for Nathan Lane, they would make an excellent couple in Matt would only loosen up.

The story they are giving is that Matthew Broderick has been cheating on her constantly and now is involved with a 25 year old female.  Personally I think this is a lot of crap.  It is well passed time that he admitted his love for Nathan Lane, they would make an excellent couple in Matt would only loosen up.


so I'm not alone in my suspicions.

poor Jessica,She could've had me.  ;)

poor Jessica,She could've had me.  ;)


So many jokes... must mock CARTMAN! 

Is this ok? ???

;D^

So...

http://vidvid.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/01.jpg

http://www.iphonesavior.com/images/2008/08/16/horse_face_sarah_jessica_pa.jpg

that's why the long face, eh, Sarah?

^ROFLMAO

Thank You!

I tried Sex and the City and couldn't have been more bored.  Then the love fest for Sarah Jessica(never trust anyone who feels it necessary to use both names) was beyond me. 

So...

http://vidvid.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/01.jpg

http://www.iphonesavior.com/images/2008/08/16/horse_face_sarah_jessica_pa.jpg

that's why the long face, eh, Sarah?





Wow,good comparison.  ;D

The story they are giving is that Matthew Broderick has been cheating on her constantly and now is involved with a 25 year old female.  Personally I think this is a lot of crap.  It is well passed time that he admitted his love for Nathan Lane, they would make an excellent couple in Matt would only loosen up.


That's dirty.  :o :o :o

That's dirty.  :o :o :o



oh *snap*    ;D

That's dirty.  :o :o :o


that's karma worthy!

So...

http://vidvid.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/01.jpg

http://www.iphonesavior.com/images/2008/08/16/horse_face_sarah_jessica_pa.jpg

that's why the long face, eh, Sarah?




Well said, of course, of course...

Well said, of course, of course...


And no one can talk to a horse, of course,
That is, of course, unless the horse, is the faa*recordscrrr..

http://initapp.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/mr_horse_as_a_gi.png

...rrrratch*...No Sir, I don't like it!

She needs a younger man like me.  ;)

She needs a younger man like me.  ;)


http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/3173/untitledmb6.jpg

OK, it's no longer a horse thread.

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/3173/untitledmb6.jpg

OK, it's no longer a horse thread.


Yeah, that's getting saved to my "stupid crap" file. ;D

BTW, my "stupid crap" file is a GOOD file.  Trust me. :D

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/3173/untitledmb6.jpg

OK, it's no longer a horse thread.


Why is Fran Drescher on the poster?

^ROFLMAO

Thank You!

I tried Sex and the City and couldn't have been more bored.  Then the love fest for Sarah Jessica(never trust anyone who feels it necessary to use both names) was beyond me. 
personally i find the woman actively difficult to look at. and as you know i'd do angela lansbury so it's not like i'm fussy.

personally i find the woman actively difficult to look at. and as you know i'd do angela lansbury so it's not like i'm fussy.


;D

I would have Sex with her IN THE CITY rather than watch the film. ;D ;)

I think if Sarah Jessica has her hair straightened, not frizzy or curly, and her make up is done well, well then she's quite attractive, at least to me  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif  http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020vKpm1J_nQB0BajzbkF/SIG=127ships9/EXP=1232009290/**http%3A//www.girl.com.au/img/sarah_jessica_parker.jpg

I think if Sarah Jessica has her hair straightened, not frizzy or curly, and her make up is done well, well then she's quite attractive, at least to me  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif   http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020vKpm1J_nQB0BajzbkF/SIG=127ships9/EXP=1232009290/**http%3A//www.girl.com.au/img/sarah_jessica_parker.jpg



Have you thought about asking her out on a date?  ;)

I think if Sarah Jessica has her hair straightened, not frizzy or curly, and her make up is done well, well then she's quite attractive, at least to me  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif  http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020vKpm1J_nQB0BajzbkF/SIG=127ships9/EXP=1232009290/**http%3A//www.girl.com.au/img/sarah_jessica_parker.jpg
yeah, but imagine the next morning.

or imagine the moment when you discover she actually has a twig and berries.  :o

Have you thought about asking her out on a date?  ;)
heck yeah i did, sent her hundreds of emails and provocative pics of myself but she never replies. she must really be to busy with her career.


yeah, but imagine the next morning.

or imagine the moment when you discover she actually has a twig and berries.  :o
if there was a next morning, who'd care.  ;D
we just could never have children but if we could, would they be ponies  ::)

yeah, but imagine the next morning.

or imagine the moment when you discover she actually has a twig and berries.  :o


Unless that chick who has a penis in that film with that guy who had sex and wound up finding out she had a wee wee,Now what was that movie?  ???

Unless that chick who has a penis in that film with that guy who had sex and wound up finding out she had a wee wee,Now what was that movie?   ???
that happened to Mark Wahlberg in the movie RockStar  ;D    imagine his surprise when the girl got out of bed and took a pee standing up  :o

Unless that chick who has a penis in that film with that guy who had sex and wound up finding out she had a wee wee,Now what was that movie?   ???


Also happened in The Crying Game right?

Unless that chick who has a penis in that film with that guy who had sex and wound up finding out she had a wee wee,Now what was that movie?   ???
oh yeah, Howard, don't call it a wee wee. that's what your mom calls it  ;D   

Also happened in The Crying Game right?


right,The Crying Game,Thanks Tam. :)

and Jaye Davidson was her name.

oh yeah, Howard, don't call it a wee wee. that's what your mom calls it  ;D   



What does she call it now?  ::) ;D

and Jaye Davidson was her name.


Actually it was his name. ;D

poor Sarah...leave her alone! I think she seems like a really cool person.

poor Sarah...leave her alone! I think she seems like a really cool person.



Ok,I'll leave her alone but I'll leave her alone unless I get Sex In the City. ;) ;D

What does she call it now?  ::) ;D


Hopefully she doesn't call it anything... you are too old to have your mom talking about your wee wee Howard  8-P

poor Sarah...leave her alone! I think she seems like a really cool person.
ha! small world!

or big internet, one of the two.

http://digg.com/movies/Leave_Sarah_Jessica_Parker_ALONE

ha! small world!

or big internet, one of the two.

http://digg.com/movies/Leave_Sarah_Jessica_Parker_ALONE


mahahaah :D

where is she taking a walk to?  ???

A long walk off a short pier, hopefully

in my defense, i do tend to make fun of SJP for her looks but she kinda gets marketed as this big name beauty. i admire lots of other women who aren't technically fashion models, like rachel maddow and ellen degeneres, but no one's trying to convince me they're beautiful. sarah jessica parker seems to be sold that way.

in my defense, i do tend to make fun of SJP for her looks but she kinda gets marketed as this big name beauty. i admire lots of other women who aren't technically fashion models, like rachel maddow and ellen degeneres, but no one's trying to convince me they're beautiful. sarah jessica parker seems to be sold that way.


It might be just me but I don't think she is marketed as beautiful. I think she is marketed more as a natural aging beauty. AFAIK she hasn't had any work done - other than her mole possibly being removed, but even then I don't know if the tabloids are right about that. :-\\

And personally, there is just something about her that I feel is pretty. I just can't put my finger on it. ;)

There's something about her eyes I don't like  :-\\

There's something about her eyes I don't like  :-\\



Too much makeup?

Too much makeup?


Nope, she looks slightly bozz-eyed to me

Nope, she looks slightly bozz-eyed to me


sort of like cross-eyed?  ???

sort of like cross-eyed?  ???
karen is all-time champion of the cool UKism.  8) i've never even heard of bozz-eyed before.

It means when one eye points a different direction to the other.

It means when one eye points a different direction to the other.
ah wall-eyed, we say.

ah wall-eyed, we say.


I always think of that as been an extreme; where one eye looks a totally different direction. SJP's right eye appears slightly off centre when she's looking straight forwards, to me at least.

I always think of that as been an extreme; where one eye looks a totally different direction. SJP's right eye appears slightly off centre when she's looking straight forwards, to me at least.
for that i think we say "lazy eye."

jeez this stuff sure is taxonomized!

karen is all-time champion of the cool UKism.  8) i've never even heard of bozz-eyed before.



Me neither.

I always thought Sarah Jessica Parker was attractive, and she does seem rather down-to-earth. This kinda sucks, though- in the world of Hollywood, their marriage lasted a friggin' long time.

I always thought Sarah Jessica Parker was attractive, and she does seem rather down-to-earth. This kinda sucks, though- in the world of Hollywood, their marriage lasted a friggin' long time.


'cept they live in NYC  ;)



welcome back

;D ;D ;D

thanks, just saw SJP commerical and all I could see was a horse face.

i'm so ashamed

'cept they live in NYC   ;)



welcome back



Well, what I meant to say was celebrity marriages. Mah bad!

I remember her when she was on Square Pegs.

Well, what I meant to say was celebrity marriages. Mah bad!


;D

Sarah Jessica Takes a Walk.....

To My House. ;D ;)

Sarah Jessica Takes a Walk.....

To My House. ;D ;)



but Tom.... what about Katie and Surie?

but Tom.... what about Katie and Surie?



The hell with them,she's mine!  ;D ;)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2019/2218075444_7bd1a2af6a.jpg


Ok,I'll leave her alone but I'll leave her alone unless I get Sex In the City. ;) ;D


Oh, you meant that newer show about three hookers and their mom...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2019/2218075444_7bd1a2af6a.jpg

Oh, you meant that newer show about three hookers and their mom...


No I wouldn't go out with Bea Arthur,maybe if she was hotter 50 years ago,then I'd consider. ;D