like, for instance... why did they call it "ms. pacman," and not "pacwoman"? what the hell is a "ms. man"?  ???

  Hmm, Ms. Pac Man?  Maybe it's an empowerment thing...

 

  I've mentioned it here before but "Free Gift!!!" always bugged me...

Pacperson ?

I've asked this before but new members means new answers.

Is it
"Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah, Someone's in the kithen I know" 
or

"some one's in the kitchen with Dinah, some one's in the kithen; I know"



In other words is the singer aware that Dinah isn't alone in the kitchen or does the singer actually know the person who is in the kitchen with Dinah... this has always bugged  me.

I've asked this before but new members means new answers.

Is it
"Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah, Someone's in the kithen I know" 
or

"some one's in the kitchen with Dinah, some one's in the kithen; I know"



In other words is the singer aware that Dinah isn't alone in the kitchen or does the singer actually know the person who is in the kitchen with Dinah... this has always bugged  me.



Too deep for me, I do not have my waders on! ;) ;D ;D ;D

In the Book of Genesis, it says that "Cain knew his wife." Who was his wife? From what was already written, there were only 3 people then.  ???




Cat

In the Book of Genesis, it says that "Cain knew his wife." Who was his wife? From what was already written, there were only 3 people then.  ???




Cat
Cain that be answered?

Cain that be answered?


  Only if you're Abel...

Cain that be answered?
I think I got sent to the office at Sunday School for asking a question similar to this!!!  I never got an answer so I Cain not answer this, nor am I Abel!!! ;D ;D ;D

In the Book of Genesis, it says that "Cain knew his wife." Who was his wife? From what was already written, there were only 3 people then.  ???




Cat


4 people Cat... Adam Eve Cain & Abel.... hmmm where did she come from....see more proof that life was actually here already and see Adam and Eve could've lived forever in Eden but that damn apple ruined everything so Adam and Eve were cast out into the world  with the rest of us sinners  ;D  and *boom* they make babies who marry other sinner babies.  ;D

4 people Cat... Adam Eve Cain & Abel.... hmmm where did she come from....see more proof that life was actually here already and see Adam and Eve could've lived forever in Eden but that damn apple ruined everything so Adam and Eve were cast out into the world  with the rest of us sinners  ;D  and *boom* they make babies who marry other sinner babies.   ;D



No, it was 3. Remember Cain killed Abel.



Cat

No, it was 3. Remember Cain killed Able.



Cat



I didn't remember if Abel was killed before Cain knew his wife or after.  ;D

I didn't remember if Abel was killed before Cain knew his wife or after.  ;D


  I have my Bible out and Cain knew his wife after he smoteth Abel.  Heh, I said smote...

  No explaination for Cain's wife.  After Cain murders his brother God sends him running to "...the land of Nod on the east of Eden."  Then simply states, "And there Cain knew his wife, and she conceived and bare Enoch..."

  I never caught that before.  There's only supposed to be four humans, including Abel, on the entire planet...

it was probably his sister or niece. eeew  8-P

Genesis 5:4
4 The days of Adam after he fathered Seth were 800 years; and he had other sons and daughters.

it was probably his sister or niece. eeew   8-P

Genesis 5:4
4 The days of Adam after he fathered Seth were 800 years; and he had other sons and daughters.




;D

so we're all related in some way huh?

Why don't they have douches for men?  ;D

Why don't they have douches for men?  ;D
Exactly how would you like that inserted Howard????

men are douches  :P

;D

it was probably his sister or niece. eeew   8-P

Genesis 5:4
4 The days of Adam after he fathered Seth were 800 years; and he had other sons and daughters.

I have always thought that when (in The Bible) these ages are mentions that is should be lunar Months not years, if so, Adam (mentioned here) would be 68.33 years old.

Exactly how would you like that inserted Howard????



up my butt,perhaps?  ;D

up my butt,perhaps?  ;D



they have those already howard...they're called enemas

they have those already howard...they're called enemas



Sorry,I almost forgot. ::)

;D

so we're all related in some way huh?
              http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020qOoyBJsLQAfZ.jzbkF/SIG=12p30uade/EXP=1226962190/**http%3A//img.epinions.com/images/opti/66/aa/544056-music-resized200.jpg

they have those already howard...they're called enemas
With friends like that, who needs enemas?

up my butt,perhaps?  ;D
then that would be an enema, answer solved!!!


;D ;D ;D

With friends like that, who needs enemas?


i don't need one.

at first it seemed like things were going off topic, but really, the subject of enemas rightfully belongs here in the Deep Questions thread 

at first it seemed like things were going off topic, but really, the subject of enemas rightfully belongs here in the Deep Questions thread  
Very deep!

How deep should we go?  ;) ;D

Rather than asking how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie-roll center, how about how many posts will take before Howard makes some kind of sexual reference?



Cat

Rather than asking how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie-roll center, how about how many posts will take before Howard makes some kind of sexual reference?



Cat


on average 4  ;D

Rather than asking how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie-roll center, how about how many posts will take before Howard makes some kind of sexual reference?



Cat


Huh huh, you said "licks".

How deep is your love?

How deep is your love?



...deeper than the ocean!  ::)

I keep reading this thread as "Depp Questions"....

Rather than asking how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie-roll center, how about how many posts will take before Howard makes some kind of sexual reference?



Cat


I'd say about 2.  ;D

One could argue (I'm not) that Cain, when he got to Nod, mated with a non-human hominid, but it was his seed (biblical for sperm) that carried the gene essential for becoming human.  And so...

If con is the opposite of pro, and progress means "moving forward", shouldn't congress mean "moving backward" ? :D

Why are men from Mars and women from Venus?

Why are men from Mars and women from Venus?
I never got round to reading the book.

Well?



Cat

I always thought women were from Uranus (your anus)? ;D

Well?



Cat


Yes, a well is quite deep.

Yes, a well is quite deep.


So...well being is actually a bad thing!

Why is it no problem to say you 'pricked your finger' .... but not so cool to say you  ...  'fingered your prick' ?

In the song Let It Snow, the first verse ends with the line:

"Since There's No Place To Go, Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow."


Then two verses later it states:

When we finally kiss goodnight, How I'll hate going out in the storm!

Well, isn't that going someplace?

Why do stars, fall down from the sky ... everytime, I walk by ?

Is it
"Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah, Someone's in the kithen I know" 
or
"some one's in the kitchen with Dinah, some one's in the kithen; I know"

In other words is the singer aware that Dinah isn't alone in the kitchen or does the singer actually know the person who is in the kitchen with Dinah... this has always bugged  me.


And either way, since the kitchen isn't an environment conducive to the performance of music, one must speculate as to what's being euphemized by the expression "strummin' on the old banjo". 

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 while hot dog buns only come in packs of 8?

Why do stars, fall down from the sky ... everytime, I walk by ?
Because the stars long to be close to you.

Because the stars long to be close to you.


We 'stars' .... have to stick together !

We 'stars' .... have to stick together !
Come on, come on, lets stick together

Why is Michael Jackson being sued again?

Why is Michael Jackson being sued again?


Philip's already posted a long winded explanation about that  ( in Life on Mars ? ) 

Philip's already posted a long winded explanation about that  ( in Life on Mars ? ) 


Ok,no need to explain him.

Why is Michael Jackson being sued again?

Philip's already posted a long winded explanation about that  ( in Life on Mars ? ) 
Here

^

Ah yes .... the '2000's' section !

Here


Thanks Phil.

I've asked this before but new members means new answers.

Is it
"Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah, Someone's in the kithen I know" 
or

"some one's in the kitchen with Dinah, some one's in the kithen; I know"



In other words is the singer aware that Dinah isn't alone in the kitchen or does the singer actually know the person who is in the kitchen with Dinah... this has always bugged  me.





It's Dinah's mum singing with two of her friends.  So really it's

Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
I know
I know

Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
Strumming the ole banjo
(now who the heck is it, because I know that Dinah can't play the banjo and anyway she's supposed to be getting us a pot of tea, lazy cow...)

It's Dinah's mum singing with two of her friends.  So really it's

Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
I know
I know

Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
Strumming the ole banjo
(now who the heck is it, because I know that Dinah can't play the banjo and anyway she's supposed to be getting us a pot of tea, lazy cow...)

I think you're right, Karen.  Of course she knows someone's in the kitchen with Dinah.  They are accompanying her horn playing on the banjo.

Lazy cow, he he! ;D

Where is Bobby?



Cat

;D Cat

And either way, since the kitchen isn't an environment conducive to the performance of music, one must speculate as to what's being euphemized by the expression "strummin' on the old banjo". 



;D


wow that is actually a new interpretation! NICE!

It's Dinah's mum singing with two of her friends.  So really it's

Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
I know
I know

Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
Strumming the ole banjo
(now who the heck is it, because I know that Dinah can't play the banjo and anyway she's supposed to be getting us a pot of tea, lazy cow...)


maybe I need to hear it again.

Where is Bobby?



Cat


That's not a deep question.  ::)

;D

That's not a deep question.  ::)

;D



and yet the question will never die.


if only Bobby had a dollar everytime someone asked about his whereabouts he'd be set with a year's worth of internet service I think.


at least 5 months

and yet the question will never die.


if only Bobby had a dollar everytime someone asked about his whereabouts he'd be set with a year's worth of internet service I think.


at least 5 months




He'd be a rich man.

He'd be a rich man.


and you'd be responsible for most of that wealth.... you should look into getting a commission or something  ;D

and you'd be responsible for most of that wealth.... you should look into getting a commission or something  ;D




But Where Snoz? ???

But Where Snoz? ???


Ask Bobby if he ever returns.  ;)

Ask Bobby if he ever returns.  ;)


I'll do a business with him.

And either way, since the kitchen isn't an environment conducive to the performance of music, one must speculate as to what's being euphemized by the expression "strummin' on the old banjo". 

Yes, especially after the "blow your horn" lyric.  :o :-X

Yes, especially after the "blow your horn" lyric.  :o :-X



but isn't it asking her to blow her horn?  I mean that's kind of impossible unless she's really flexible  ;D

Are friends 'electric' ?

Does anybody REALLY know what time it is ?


Do you know the way to San Jose ?

Da ya think I'm sexy ?


These are just SOME of the many deep and meaningful questions that I ponder on a day to day basis !  :-[  :(

but isn't it asking her to blow her horn?  I mean that's kind of impossible unless she's really flexible  ;D

Hey, you'd do it too, if you could!  ;D ;D

Are friends 'electric' ?

Does anybody REALLY know what time it is ?


Do you know the way to San Jose ?

Da ya think I'm sexy ?


These are just SOME of the many deep and meaningful questions that I ponder on a day to day basis !  :-[   :(


you need to download new songs  ;D

Hey, you'd do it too, if you could!   ;D ;D



yep....time to go do some more pilates  ;D

Are friends 'electric' ?

Because it is cold outside?

Because it is cold outside?


Because they're 'plugged in' ?

Because they're 'plugged in' ?
Is the paint peeling off of the wall?

Does anybody REALLY know what time it is ?


The time is NOW 720AM.

What?

Who?

Why?

Where?

Whom?

So what?



Cat

What's










Cat






Got to do with it ?     ???

















:P

How "deep" should we go?

How "deep" should we go?


Is THAT what the bishop said to the actress ?

Is THAT what the bishop said to the actress ?


I thought that's what Ron Jeremy said. ;D

I thought that's what Ron Jeremy said. ;D


He might have done bishoping as his spare time job.  Gave it up, then ....  'buried the bishop' ?

He might have done bishoping as his spare time job.  Gave it up, then ....  'buried the bishop' ?


he buried something else than his bishop.

he buried something else than his bishop.


The bishop IS his 'thingy' .... it's a  euphemism  .... to 'bury the 'bishop'    ;D

The bishop IS his 'thingy' .... it's a  euphemism  .... to 'bury the 'bishop'    ;D
Rhyming Slang...

Bishops Rock...

Treading carefully now...

What's










Cat






Got to do with it ?     ???

















:P



Are you saying that "Cat" (me)  is synonymous with "Love"?



Cat

Are you saying that "Cat" (me)  is synonymous with "Love"?





Cat



That sounds like a good explanation !    8)  ;D

The bishop IS his 'thingy' .... it's a  euphemism  .... to 'bury the 'bishop'    ;D


I thought his bishop was his tongue cause guess where he buried it? ;)

;D

what's a "vaninja"? i just saw the word on bloggess's sister site but i'm at work and i'm afraid to google it even with the safesearch on.

what's a "vaninja"? i just saw the word on bloggess's sister site but i'm at work and i'm afraid to google it even with the safesearch on.


First I thought you mistyped it!

Google first finds a site about deviant art but the word appears to refer to a person  :-\\

I wondered if it was something like a new name for a very radical feminist a contraction of  vagina ninja ? ???

well if Va---stands for Vajayjay (as Oprah calls it) and ninja is self explanatory I think I figured it out...  ;D

well if Va---stands for Vajayjay (as Oprah calls it) and ninja is self explanatory I think I figured it out...  ;D





A chinese vagina?  ;D^


I think I'll walk away now.... *walking away*  :-X

A chinese vagina?  ;D^


I think I'll walk away now.... *walking away*  :-X


wow Howard actually scolded himself... I gotta give you karma for that Howard. It made me chuckle.

wow Howard actually scolded himself... I gotta give you karma for that Howard. It made me chuckle.





I didn't even know what a vaninja was anyway. ;D

If you approached a house you never visited before in the winter, there are two entrances, one has a walkway shoveled & the other entrance has snow piled up in front of it-which one would you go to?

This is not trick question. The other day we had someone come to our front door-that we never use and the snow is piled up in front. You can see where the snow came up to that person's calf or so as they tracked through the snow. I just don't understand why they didn't go to the door where it is obviously shoveled for people to get in & out of.



Cat

If you approached a house you never visited before in the winter, there are two entrances, one has a walkway shoveled & the other entrance has snow piled up in front of it-which one would you go to?

This is not trick question. The other day we had someone come to our front door-that we never use and the snow is piled up in front. You can see where the snow came up to that person's calf or so as they tracked through the snow. I just don't understand why they didn't go to the door where it is obviously shoveled for people to get in & out of.



Cat


I would go to the one that has snow piled up but it would depend on how much accumalative snow that area would get.

If you approached a house you never visited before in the winter, there are two entrances, one has a walkway shoveled & the other entrance has snow piled up in front of it-which one would you go to?

This is not trick question. The other day we had someone come to our front door-that we never use and the snow is piled up in front. You can see where the snow came up to that person's calf or so as they tracked through the snow. I just don't understand why they didn't go to the door where it is obviously shoveled for people to get in & out of.



Cat


Well, I guess Howard answered your question.

Well, I guess Howard answered your question.



It would be very dangerous if the snow wasn't shoveled.

It would be very dangerous if the snow wasn't shoveled.



Then why did you say that you would pick the door that wasn't shoveled and the snow was piled up in front of it?



Cat

Then why did you say that you would pick the door that wasn't shoveled and the snow was piled up in front of it?



Cat



So I can shovel the snow myself.

So I can shovel the snow myself.


Hey Cat... maybe you should let Howard come visit... apparently he'll shovel the unused walk for you!  ;D

my house next?!  ;D

my house next?!   ;D



Yeah,How much are you two willing to pay me?  ;)

Sure Howard, come and shovel our walkway for us.


BTW, we just got a new snowblower so Carlos doesn't b!tch about cleaning off the snow now-in fact I think he likes the new toy.  ;) :D :D ;D ;D




Cat

Sure Howard, come and shovel our walkway for us.


BTW, we just got a new snowblower so Carlos doesn't b!tch about cleaning off the snow now-in fact I think he likes the new toy.  ;) :D :D ;D ;D




Cat



How about more than what Pathmark pays me? Let's say $9.00 an hour?  ???