wow, I guess cake and ice cream and presents must seem really boring to you Andria  ???  It's a good thing you mustered up some common sense and got out of there and fled the mayhem. It sure seems like your friend's are knock knock knockin' on heaven's door. hopefully there are no children around. With all this Jerry Springer show stuff you've been posting about your friends & family, guns and darts and drugs and booze and propane and cactus and knives and fights and home trashing and all, well, it would be easy to be judgemental here and I'll try not to be, however I don't see any common sense from being in the middle of all this. It is rather insane, don'tcha think?


Actually, there were several teenagers at both parties, and there were numerous relatives of mine and children of friends who were under 18 present or close by when most of the events that had no connection to the parties that I went to in the last couple of days. At the parties, the teens were apparently there to cadge booze off of people there (I did not give anyone under the age of 21 any alcohol, but my friend Justin and his brother did, among several others), and at least one was hoping to catch one of the women, not including Yours Truly, strip naked. You mentioned insanity. I must say that my cousin Archie spent 8 years in the Arkansas State Hospital after stealing a handgun, one pound of marijuana, some Zippo lighters, assorted ladies' undergarments and assorted pornographic magazines from a neighbor's house and was found not guilty by reason of insanity, and he is now heavily medicated and living in a locked group home with very little contact with the outside world. I have tried to get me and my family, as well as some of my friends onto "Jerry Springer" four times, but I got no reply each time. Everyone in my family except for me has spent at least one night in jail or prison, most of them, once again not including me, have worked on sheriff's-office-run road crews, and even I have been interrogated by a policeman from time to time. I agree that it is rather insane, but I have a great time, that is, unless darts penetrate my skin, or if something really crazy happens, like somebody dying, passing out or falling from a high elevation or into a fire. As for the best time that I have had with this motley bunch, I must say that it was when we skipped my high-school graduation ceremony, piled into and onto a 1974 International Loadstar heavy-duty flatbed truck that was "borrowed" from my friend Chelsi's father's workplace, where it was used to haul scrap metal, and we drove around in the middle of nowhere for hours. The truck was returned to Chelsi's dad's place of work with not a single drop of diesel left in both its tanks, and I confess that I drove this huge beast through several rural communities as if it were a sports car, nearly flipping it over at least twice, and yes, I had been drinking, 1 bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill wine and one "grenade" bottle of Mickey's Malt Liquor, to be exact. However, I did not steal the truck, my now-ex-friend Melinda Savage did. She is now serving 22 months in federal prison for possessing a hand grenade, and she also got 90 days of probation, had to pay restitution and had  her driver's license suspended for 1 year for stealing the truck.

I am due to go into Central London today and yes I will take the camera.

Every now and then you read something that makes you glad you are you living your life and not someone else..................

I met with my job coach this morning. We were able to find some possible job leads, and I sent out a few copies of my resume!!! So now I am waiting to hear back from a possible employer. If I don't hear anything in the next few days, I won't despair; I'm sure something will eventually come along for me.



Good Luck with everything Jeff,What job would it be that you are willing to go for?  ???

My daughter is carrying the American flag today in the school wide assembly for veteran's day.  Kind of odd, no?  Especially given it is organised by the Girl Scouts and there are three other flags she could have carried.

Every now and then you read something that makes you glad you are you living your life and not someone else..................


I was actually thinking of taking up fiction writing.  Plenty of inspiration floating around.....

Forgot to add that the Circuit Court of Cook County has ruled against me in a lawsuit.  Might be able to get it reversed because I was NOT summoned to this hearing, so I had no knowledge that it was going on.  I mean, they've summoned me before, but the hearing was supposed to be on the 15th of October, and this was settled on the 29th of October.  I couldn't go though because I had no babysitter and no money to get downtown.  Another thing that is suspicious is that the judgment letter itself came from the collection agency, not the courts.  Does anyone know if that is normal?

Besides that, if that f*cking collection agency thinks I'm going to pay them $3700 on a $1500 computer that I bought six years ago, they've got another think coming.

Actually, there were several teenagers at both parties, and there were numerous relatives of mine and children of friends who were under 18 present or close by when most of the events that had no connection to the parties that I went to in the last couple of days. At the parties, the teens were apparently there to cadge booze off of people there (I did not give anyone under the age of 21 any alcohol, but my friend Justin and his brother did, among several others), and at least one was hoping to catch one of the women, not including Yours Truly, strip naked. You mentioned insanity. I must say that my cousin Archie spent 8 years in the Arkansas State Hospital after stealing a handgun, one pound of marijuana, some Zippo lighters, assorted ladies' undergarments and assorted pornographic magazines from a neighbor's house and was found not guilty by reason of insanity, and he is now heavily medicated and living in a locked group home with very little contact with the outside world. I have tried to get me and my family, as well as some of my friends onto "Jerry Springer" four times, but I got no reply each time. Everyone in my family except for me has spent at least one night in jail or prison, most of them, once again not including me, have worked on sheriff's-office-run road crews, and even I have been interrogated by a policeman from time to time. I agree that it is rather insane, but I have a great time, that is, unless darts penetrate my skin, or if something really crazy happens, like somebody dying, passing out or falling from a high elevation or into a fire. As for the best time that I have had with this motley bunch, I must say that it was when we skipped my high-school graduation ceremony, piled into and onto a 1974 International Loadstar heavy-duty flatbed truck that was "borrowed" from my friend Chelsi's father's workplace, where it was used to haul scrap metal, and we drove around in the middle of nowhere for hours. The truck was returned to Chelsi's dad's place of work with not a single drop of diesel left in both its tanks, and I confess that I drove this huge beast through several rural communities as if it were a sports car, nearly flipping it over at least twice, and yes, I had been drinking, 1 bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill wine and one "grenade" bottle of Mickey's Malt Liquor, to be exact. However, I did not steal the truck, my now-ex-friend Melinda Savage did. She is now serving 22 months in federal prison for possessing a hand grenade, and she also got 90 days of probation, had to pay restitution and had  her driver's license suspended for 1 year for stealing the truck.


Sorry, I have a hard time believing one word that you type.

Every now and then you read something that makes you glad you are you living your life and not someone else..................



Hmmm, I wonder what or who you are referring to.  ;)




Cat

Sorry, I have a hard time believing one word that you type.


I don't think you're alone in this thought. ;D

I don't think you're alone in this thought. ;D

Unless she's related to David Lynch...

Unless she's related to David Lynch...


Don't give her ideas.

Don't give her ideas.


Oh, you won't be giving me any ideas.  ;)

Oh, you won't be giving me any ideas.  ;)


As noted, you have plenty of your own!

I was actually thinking of taking up fiction writing.  Plenty of inspiration floating around.....

Forgot to add that the Circuit Court of Cook County has ruled against me in a lawsuit.  Might be able to get it reversed because I was NOT summoned to this hearing, so I had no knowledge that it was going on.  I mean, they've summoned me before, but the hearing was supposed to be on the 15th of October, and this was settled on the 29th of October.  I couldn't go though because I had no babysitter and no money to get downtown.  Another thing that is suspicious is that the judgment letter itself came from the collection agency, not the courts.  Does anyone know if that is normal?

Besides that, if that f*cking collection agency thinks I'm going to pay them $3700 on a $1500 computer that I bought six years ago, they've got another think coming.



you forgot to mention that tidbit you told me about the boy not really being yours.... wasn't he taken from a shopping cart as an infant by a friend.  You said you only took him in after she was arrested for some other charge.  And then there was that bit about her being knifed while on the inside. Didn't she die because the medical staff thought she faked the bleeding or something?  Yeah so now you call the boy your own and avoid buying milk just in case they start putting missing kids back on the side of milk cartons.

you forgot to mention that tidbit you told me about the boy not really being yours.... wasn't he taken from a shopping cart as an infant by a friend.  You said you only took him in after she was arrested for some other charge.  And then there was that bit about her being knifed while on the inside. Didn't she die because the medical staff thought she faked the bleeding or something?  Yeah so now you call the boy your own and avoid buying milk just in case they start putting missing kids back on the side of milk cartons.



You ROCK!

you forgot to mention that tidbit you told me about the boy not really being yours.... wasn't he taken from a shopping cart as an infant by a friend.  You said you only took him in after she was arrested for some other charge.  And then there was that bit about her being knifed while on the inside. Didn't she die because the medical staff thought she faked the bleeding or something?  Yeah so now you call the boy your own and avoid buying milk just in case they start putting missing kids back on the side of milk cartons.




I just damn near spit out hot chocolate on my keyboard. ;D

You ROCK!



What do you know... I have a bit of experience with fiction writing myself!  ;D




I just damn near spit out hot chocolate on my keyboard. ;D




sorry if you need me to buy you a new keyboard I will!  ;)

What do you know... I have a bit of experience with fiction writing myself!  ;D





sorry if you need me to buy you a new keyboard I will!  ;)






We should start a fiction writing thread.

And nope, I managed to keep it in my mouth, but choked.

Okay, that sounded wrong.... :o

My daughter is carrying the American flag today in the school wide assembly for veteran's day.  Kind of odd, no?  Especially given it is organised by the Girl Scouts and there are three other flags she could have carried.



maybe they consider her a distant American relative... you know related to the original ancestors of the 'founding fathers' or something...


or maybe 'your kind'  ;)  has finally been forgiven for that whole American Revolution misunderstanding  ;D

Sorry, I have a hard time believing one word that you type.

I don't think you're alone in this thought. ;D

I'm not sure why you don't believe her the same exact thing happened to me "a 1974 International Loadstar heavy-duty flatbed truck that was "borrowed" from my friend Chelsi's father's workplace," except it was my friend Joanne and we drove it like a sports car then we ran into buildings and demolished them and I am now serving 15- life sentence :)

We should start a fiction writing thread.

And nope, I managed to keep it in my mouth, but choked.

Okay, that sounded wrong.... :o



Well it's a standing offer just in case your reactions aren't as quick next time.   ;)

I'm not sure why you don't believe her the same exact thing happened to me "a 1974 International Loadstar heavy-duty flatbed truck that was "borrowed" from my friend Chelsi's father's workplace," except it was my friend Joanne and we drove it like a sports car then we ran into buildings and demolished them and I am now serving 15- life sentence :)


They give you access in the clink?  Awesome! ;D



Well it's a standing offer just in case your reactions aren't as quick next time.   ;)


Gotcha. ;)

I'm not sure why you don't believe her the same exact thing happened to me "a 1974 International Loadstar heavy-duty flatbed truck that was "borrowed" from my friend Chelsi's father's workplace," except it was my friend Joanne and we drove it like a sports car then we ran into buildings and demolished them and I am now serving 15- life sentence :)



wow! when did they start allowing internet service in the cells? Or have you stolen that too?

They give you access in the clink?  Awesome! ;D

Gotcha. ;)


wow! when did they start allowing internet service in the cells? Or have you stolen that too?



Heck yeah,I even have access to my husband,a vehicle and loads of other stuff i get for doing "favors' for the guards. ;)

Heck yeah,I even have access to my husband,a vehicle and loads of other stuff i get for doing "favors' for the guards. ;)




creative you must be to survive on the inside.... ;D

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u278/Parabar/Yoda.jpg

Well..

I once shot a man in Hoboken, just to watch him die.

Then I got in my '78 Challenger and sped away, leading the cops on a 3 state chase before plunging in to the Atlantic and swimming to Iceland where I hid out with a band of Inuits that liked to shave my back daily.

Whilst there I found a '72 El Camino, the engine had a knock but I didn't care, I was in it for the Lulz. I slept in the back of that for weeks whilst I performed the necessary modifications, before too long my work was done. I had a fully operational El Camino Power Boat. I roamed the Atlantic for weeks, bumping in to Chinese pirate ships (way off course I guess) partying with them before slaughtering their crews and stealing their plundered goods.

I eventually washed up in Florida, from there I sailed the power boat through the everglades before getting hammered one night and waking up in a Waste Disposal Facility in St. Petersburg.

I'd go on but... I'm a tragic bore.

creative you must be to survive on the inside.... ;D

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http://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo316/lemonsucker2/mr_spock.jpg.Very logical of you.

Well..

I once shot a man in Hoboken, just to watch him die.

Then I got in my '78 Challenger and sped away, leading the cops on a 3 state chase before plunging in to the Atlantic and swimming to Iceland where I hid out with a band of Inuits that liked to shave my back daily.

Whilst there I found a '72 El Camino, the engine had a knock but I didn't care, I was in it for the Lulz. I slept in the back of that for weeks whilst I performed the necessary modifications, before two long my work was done. I had a fully operation El Camino Power Boat. I roamed the Atlantic for weeks, bumping in to Chinese pirate ships (way off course I guess) partying with them before slaughtering their crews and stealing their plundered goods.

I eventually washed up in Florida, from there I sailed the power boat through the everglades before getting hammered one night and waking up in a Waste Disposal Facility in St. Petersburg.

I'd go on but... I'm a tragic bore.





That's funny you should say that...

I once worked for Chinese pirates and one time we took in this motley looking guy who had a strange looking boat...kind of like a car but kind of like a pickup...but it floated.  Anyway we partied for a while but then he went nuts and started killing everyone on board. Fortunately I was smart enough to jump overboard but I never hit the water I just hung on to the hull until the ship finally hit land and then I ran.... I ran so far away....

Well..

I once shot a man in Hoboken, just to watch him die.

Then I got in my '78 Challenger and sped away, leading the cops on a 3 state chase before plunging in to the Atlantic and swimming to Iceland where I hid out with a band of Inuits that liked to shave my back daily.

Whilst there I found a '72 El Camino, the engine had a knock but I didn't care, I was in it for the Lulz. I slept in the back of that for weeks whilst I performed the necessary modifications, before two long my work was done. I had a fully operation El Camino Power Boat. I roamed the Atlantic for weeks, bumping in to Chinese pirate ships (way off course I guess) partying with them before slaughtering their crews and stealing their plundered goods.

I eventually washed up in Florida, from there I sailed the power boat through the everglades before getting hammered one night and waking up in a Waste Disposal Facility in St. Petersburg.

I'd go on but... I'm a tragic bore.

Sounds like a quaint little life
I have a shocking confession I once was on a milk carton
http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc252/stillions/JHMilkCarton.jpg
yes this is true I am Jimmy Hoffa,I'm not floating with the fishies or wearing a cement bathing suit. No I had a sex change operation. I hope you can all accept me as big old ninny.

That's funny you should say that...

I once worked for Chinese pirates and one time we took in this motley looking guy who had a strange looking boat...kind of like a car but kind of like a pickup...but it floated.  Anyway we partied for a while but then he went nuts and started killing everyone on board. Fortunately I was smart enough to jump overboard but I never hit the water I just hung on to the hull until the ship finally hit land and then I ran.... I ran so far away....


Once you stoped running did you start your own shrimping company and ate chocolates  by the bus stop.

Hey, does anyone want to buy a bridge? I'll sell it real cheap. Here is a picture of it.


http://www.photohome.com/pictures/new-york-pictures/new-york-city/brooklyn-bridge-1a.jpg




Cat

Jess..... RUN!  I'll hold 'em off as long as I can!

Hey, does anyone want to buy a bridge? I'll sell it real cheap. Here is a picture of it.


http://www.photohome.com/pictures/new-york-pictures/new-york-city/brooklyn-bridge-1a.jpg




Cat




I'd buy that for a dollar!

here's some news. i just got this email in my inbox. (i work at the georgetown office.)

The offices in the Georgetown area of Washington, DC are currently closed due to xxxxxx. Please do not come into the office at this time. Further information will be provided when the office is re-opened.


and then a minute later i got

Please disregard this message. Everything is fine in this office and please don't worry.

This was a test message inadvertently sent.

there's about to be a zombie outbreak at the office, isn't there?  :o :\'(

Jess..... RUN!  I'll hold 'em off as long as I can!




Ack!

*grabs boy and runs*

I'd buy that for a dollar!






Only a dollar? Surely such a magnificent bridge is worth a bit more than that.



Cat

Only a dollar? Surely such a magnificent bridge is worth a bit more than that.



Cat



alright a buck fitty but no more... there's an economic crisis afoot ya know.

I'm not sure why you don't believe her the same exact thing happened to me "a 1974 International Loadstar heavy-duty flatbed truck that was "borrowed" from my friend Chelsi's father's workplace," except it was my friend Joanne and we drove it like a sports car then we ran into buildings and demolished them and I am now serving 15- life sentence :)


Ninny, I know this for a fact. Although an International Loadstar is a very large and very heavy vehicle, it will NOT demolish buildings. For that you need a crane with a wrecking ball, if you want to do it with a vehicle, although I recommend explosives for demolishing buildings. Just make sure that the building is abandoned or otherwise empty, that you have permission to destroy it, and that nobody is inside.  ;) BTW, you would not be allowed to have a computer when you are in prison, and if you did, you would not have internet access of any kind.  ::)

Hey ninny remember when you and Joanne went joyriding in that loader thingy and I followed with that crane and wrecking ball? sorry you got popped and are currently serving my time.... Keep up the good work with the guards tho...cuz we need you here plus I don't want to have to visit you in prison so keep giving that special treatment to continue getting you're special treatment or whatever.

a lot of people don't know this but i have a fully functioning pair of gills. i haven't had to use them in a while though, i bet i suck at water-breathing these days.

a lot of people don't know this but i have a fully functioning pair of gills. i haven't had to use them in a while though, i bet i suck at water-breathing these days.


so are you a carp or a bass?

alright a buck fitty but no more... there's an economic crisis afoot ya know.



Come on now. I'm talking about an antique. I can't sell it for anything under $100.




Cat

Come on now. I'm talking about an antique. I can't sell it for anything under $100.




Cat


99.99 and that is my final offer. I assume you'll take a check drawn on a Nigerian Bank Account. My future husband the prince assures me it's good.  ;)

99.99 and that is my final offer. I assume you'll take a check drawn on a Nigerian Bank Account. My future husband the prince assures me it's good.  ;)






Excuse me, but Nigeria is a republic. I once read a true "News of the Weird"-type story about "Prince Rasulu" of Nigeria going to Colombia, being wined and dined by the prime minister and then leaving before the Colombian government realized that Nigeria is a republic rather than a monarchy or principality. However, your comment still made me laugh.  ;)

so are you a carp or a bass?
you called me a carp earlier! this is some weird english thing, isn't it?

actually, i'm aquaman. i can communicate with the fish through sonar. like i say, though, i haven't done it in a while.

it's an anagram!

Excuse me, but Nigeria is a republic. I once read a true "News of the Weird"-type story about "Prince Rasulu" of Nigeria going to Colombia, being wined and dined by the prime minister and then leaving before the Colombian government realized that Nigeria is a republic rather than a monarchy or principality. However, your comment still made me laugh.  ;)



wow I keep learning so much from you. I guess I should just consult you from now on rather than taking the word from my fiance. I mean we've only been conversing through email for a few months and I've only know you for a few days...but you know. You're so believable I think I will dump him for lying to me... because,hey, if you say it then it must be true.   ::)

a lot of people don't know this but i have a fully functioning pair of gills. i haven't had to use them in a while though, i bet i suck at water-breathing these days.


I knew that!

Ninny, I know this for a fact. Although an International Loadstar is a very large and very heavy vehicle, it will NOT demolish buildings. For that you need a crane with a wrecking ball, if you want to do it with a vehicle, although I recommend explosives for demolishing buildings. Just make sure that the building is abandoned or otherwise empty, that you have permission to destroy it, and that nobody is inside.  ;) BTW, you would not be allowed to have a computer when you are in prison, and if you did, you would not have internet access of any kind.  ::)

Thanks Andria,you are right,what was I thinking it wasn't a Loadstar it was a Harvester
http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc50/btaintor/Indiana2008-Grandpa403.jpg
and I mowed the town down

Apparently you did not read that I do "favors" for the guards,so this is how I get access to the internet.

it's an anagram!
ah, yes, you must be a card-carrying member of the California Rifle and Pistol Association, or CRPA.  8)

ah, yes, you must be a card-carrying member of the California Rifle and Pistol Association, or CRPA.  8)


Yeah that 'n'all

but I thought you were in connect a cut  ;)

Thanks Andria,you are right,what was I thinking it wasn't a Loadstar it was a Harvester
http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc50/btaintor/Indiana2008-Grandpa403.jpg
and I mowed the town down

Apparently you did not read that I do "favors" for the guards,so this is how I get access to the internet.



Ninny, that is a John Deere, not an International, but close enough. FYI, a Loadstar is a heavy-duty truck of the type once known as a "deuce-and-a-half" due to its 2.5-ton load capacity. It uses the same cab and windshield as the 1957-68 International light-duty pickup, but everything else is different. Loadstars were often used for cement-truck, dump truck, cattle truck, school bus and flatbed purposes. When I was a little kid going to school in Arkansas, my school bus was an International with Loadstar-style front sheetmetal. I am seriously considering the purchase of an armored car that is based on a 1978 Loadstar chassis, hood and front fenders because I have always wanted an armored car.  :)

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Ninny, that is a John Deere, not an International, but close enough. FYI, a Loadstar is a heavy-duty truck of the type once known as a "deuce-and-a-half" due to its 2.5-ton load capacity. It uses the same cab and windshield as the 1957-68 International light-duty pickup, but everything else is different. Loadstars were often used for cement-truck, dump truck, cattle truck, school bus and flatbed purposes. When I was a little kid going to school in Arkansas, my school bus was an International with Loadstar-style front sheetmetal. I am seriously considering the purchase of an armored car that is based on a 1978 Loadstar chassis, hood and front fenders because I have always wanted an armored car.  :)



WTFC!



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Ninny, that is a John Deere, not an International, but close enough. FYI, a Loadstar is a heavy-duty truck of the type once known as a "deuce-and-a-half" due to its 2.5-ton load capacity. It uses the same cab and windshield as the 1957-68 International light-duty pickup, but everything else is different. Loadstars were often used for cement-truck, dump truck, cattle truck, school bus and flatbed purposes. When I was a little kid going to school in Arkansas, my school bus was an International with Loadstar-style front sheetmetal. I am seriously considering the purchase of an armored car that is based on a 1978 Loadstar chassis, hood and front fenders because I have always wanted an armored car.  :)

Sorry I have so many vehicles I get them confused
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WTFC!



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well, i think SOMEbody around here doesn't own an armored car and is maybe a little jealous...  :P

i actually own an M-60 Main Battle Tank, myself, they were practically giving them away after the M-1 Abrams came out.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cb/M60a3_armyrecognition_usa_023.jpg/300px-M60a3_armyrecognition_usa_023.jpg
Above: Tia's Sunday Drive

price of gas being what it is, though, i hardly ever use it anymore. plus i used to get a lot of complaints from the neighbors that i was veering too close to the playground. it's really hard to see a swingset from the top of that thing.

well, i think SOMEbody around here doesn't own an armored car and is maybe a little jealous...  :P



busted. . .

99.99 and that is my final offer. I assume you'll take a check drawn on a Nigerian Bank Account. My future husband the prince assures me it's good.  ;)







Only if you invite me to the wedding then it is a deal.


Oh, BTW, shipping on that will be $100,000,000,000,000,000.  :D :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Only if you invite me to the wedding then it is a deal.


Oh, BTW, shipping on that will be $100,000,000,000,000,000.  :D :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat



;D


well now I can't marry him because apparently he's been lying to me...but when my inheritance check from good old Uncle Henry (whoever he was) comes in you have a deal....good thing that PI found me online huh otherwise I would've never known he died....send it COD please!

My daughter brought a letter home from school about year end t-shirts (this is their last year in this school).  She has to order one soon.  The sizes are Adult Small, Adult Medium, Adult Large and Adult Extra-large.  Am I the only one who thinks these are odd sizes to offer a class of ten and eleven year-olds?

;D


well now I can't marry him because apparently he's been lying to me...but when my inheritance check from good old Uncle Henry (whoever he was) comes in you have a deal....good thing that PI found me online huh otherwise I would've never known he died....send it COD please!





Is that COD along with the carp & the bass?  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

My daughter brought a letter home from school about year end t-shirts (this is their last year in this school).  She has to order one soon.  The sizes are Adult Small, Adult Medium, Adult Large and Adult Extra-large.  Am I the only one who thinks these are odd sizes to offer a class of ten and eleven year-olds?



they want them to be able to wear them to their high school reunion picnic...lest they forget where their educational foundation was laid.  ;D

My daughter brought a letter home from school about year end t-shirts (this is their last year in this school).  She has to order one soon.  The sizes are Adult Small, Adult Medium, Adult Large and Adult Extra-large.  Am I the only one who thinks these are odd sizes to offer a class of ten and eleven year-olds?


Urrbody wears oversized clothes in the U to the S.  Get down!  OW!

Is that COD along with the carp & the bass?  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat



oh no.... phish puns again..... I'm running  away just for the hallibut

My daughter brought a letter home from school about year end t-shirts (this is their last year in this school).  She has to order one soon.  The sizes are Adult Small, Adult Medium, Adult Large and Adult Extra-large.  Am I the only one who thinks these are odd sizes to offer a class of ten and eleven year-olds?
a likely story.  you expect me to believe this? ::)

j/k. it sounds like some kinda weird "baggy" thing like the kids are all into these days. they;'re outlawing baggy clothes in schools here, looks like over there it's required.

it sounds like some kinda weird "baggy" thing like the kids are all into these days. they;'re outlawing baggy clothes in schools here, looks like over there it's required.


I'm all for baggy - it hides the lumps and bumps.  But some of these could be a dress on my daughter!

I'm all for baggy - it hides the lumps and bumps.  But some of these could be a dress on my daughter!


good idea

oh no.... phish puns again..... I'm running  away just for the hallibut


Q: what does sarah palin think of all these puns?
A: I dunno, maybe alaska.

i'll go and smite myself now to save you the time.

Q: what does sarah palin think of all these puns?
A: I dunno, maybe alaska.

i'll go and smite myself now to save you the time.


That was so bad that I'm going to smite you anyways. ;D

^^ :D

I'm all for baggy - it hides the lumps and bumps.  But some of these could be a dress on my daughter!

thats what I was thinking ;D. Maybe its cheap material and will shrink alot.

so are you a carp or a bass?



I'm more of a Starfish.  ;)

^ Speaking of Howard, he should post in the LTE again :D

^ Speaking of Howard, he should post in the LTE again :D



When did I post there?  ???

well, i think SOMEbody around here doesn't own an armored car and is maybe a little jealous...  :P

i actually own an M-60 Main Battle Tank, myself, they were practically giving them away after the M-1 Abrams came out.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cb/M60a3_armyrecognition_usa_023.jpg/300px-M60a3_armyrecognition_usa_023.jpg
Above: Tia's Sunday Drive

price of gas being what it is, though, i hardly ever use it anymore. plus i used to get a lot of complaints from the neighbors that i was veering too close to the playground. it's really hard to see a swingset from the top of that thing.

Is this another of your rides?
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk293/melwaldrop/Armored-School-Bus-12924.jpg
It's nice of you to give the neighborhood kids a ride http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff23/wannaplay2006/THUMBSUPGOODJOB.gif



I'm on my way  Snoz

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn247/shellshock98/100_1438.jpg

When did I post there?  ???


I dunno.  Do you wanna start again?

When did I post there?  ???


Well this is one of your better posts


http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/condomdress.jpg


Who wants to wear a condom dress? ;D

Well this is one of your better posts




Wow,that was actually 3 years ago,time flies. :o

Yeah, you should post again :D  It'll be fun :D

Yeah, you should post again :D  It'll be fun :D


No Thanks I wouldn't want to get into trouble.

No Thanks I wouldn't want to get into trouble.


What trouble?  ???

What trouble?  ???



for posting silly dirty images.

for posting silly dirty images.



You post silly dirty images? Surly you jest.



Cat

You post silly dirty images? Surly you jest.



Cat


Ok,I admit it,I'm the culprit! ;D

for posting silly dirty images.


Well it doesn't stop you posting them elsewhere  :-\\

I'm not sure why you don't believe her the same exact thing happened to me "a 1974 International Loadstar heavy-duty flatbed truck that was "borrowed" from my friend Chelsi's father's workplace," except it was my friend Joanne and we drove it like a sports car then we ran into buildings and demolished them and I am now serving 15- life sentence :)


Aww, C'mon ;D

Well I'm about to keel over here....I've given my last hour to  in the 00's...I've got 15 minutes to live.

I just read my daughter's homework for tonight.  She had to read some pages in her book and find four, well I thought it said smilies at first, turns out it was similes but the teacher had mistyped it  ;D

I just read my daughter's homework for tonight.  She had to read some pages in her book and find four, well I thought it said smilies at first, turns out it was similes but the teacher had mistyped it  ;D


That is like a :D and totally 8) as a :o

If you haven't heard, call back and check on the application.  Some HR people like it when you do, it shows you are truly interested in the job.


Best of luck to you, as always! I hope it will be a job you will enjoy!  ;)

Thank you; I certainly hope so.



Good Luck with everything Jeff,What job would it be that you are willing to go for?  ???

The best way I can answer that: hopefully something that can utilize my computer skills, either with programming or databases.

a lot of people don't know this but i have a fully functioning pair of gills. i haven't had to use them in a while though, i bet i suck at water-breathing these days.


So you're the human/grey hybrid.

So you're the human/grey hybrid.
yes, yes, i am, and as a consequence i often get kinda parched when i'm riding around town in my M-60 Main Battle Tank. That's why i was happy to pick up one of these...

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_v3RAipafyi4/R04Htx_jkpI/AAAAAAAAIS0/PxG11TNXUQM/JLM-Navy-Amphibious+Assault+Vehicle_01.jpg

a state-of-the-art amphibious assault vehicle. gives me a chance to stretch out in the big blue sea when i need a break for "the ole' gills."

Thank you; I certainly hope so.
The best way I can answer that: hopefully something that can utilize my computer skills, either with programming or databases.


and don't forget good pay.  ;)

Thank you; I certainly hope so.
The best way I can answer that: hopefully something that can utilize my computer skills, either with programming or databases.



I hope you get a job that you enjoy going to every day....and hope it happens soon for you.

wow I keep learning so much from you. I guess I should just consult you from now on rather than taking the word from my fiance. I mean we've only been conversing through email for a few months and I've only know you for a few days...but you know. You're so believable I think I will dump him for lying to me... because,hey, if you say it then it must be true.   ::)




Well played.  Nice reference to the email that makes the rounds every few months.  (Lately mine have been regarding the Australian lottery.)

Well played.  Nice reference to the email that makes the rounds every few months.  (Lately mine have been regarding the Australian lottery.)


Did you win?  I'm still waiting for my bearer bonds from the Sultan of Brunei.

WTFC!



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Just in time!  Except I vote to use someone else's head as opposed to risk cracking my own skull.   ;) ;D ::)

and don't forget good pay.  ;)

yes, that too. But I think I'll be happy with whatever pay I get. Some pay is better than none at all.



I hope you get a job that you enjoy going to every day....and hope it happens soon for you.

The sooner the better! :)

Really REALLY f*cking pissed right now.  It's so nice to see that racism and bigotry are alive and well in a person that I considered my friend.

Should have known though, considering the person....

Just in time!  Except I vote to use someone else's head as opposed to risk cracking my own skull.   ;) ;D ::)



good point!  Gotta thank another member though she sent it to me awhile back when I was frustrated but that doesn't even compare to this.

Really REALLY f*cking pissed right now.  It's so nice to see that racism and bigotry are alive and well in a person that I considered my friend.

Should have known though, considering the person....



sorry Jess that's so frustrating...especially when it comes out of nowhere.. I assume it came out of nowhere because although you say you "Should have known considering the person" you also call the person a friend so you must not have expected anything of that level from them... 

sorry Jess that's so frustrating...especially when it comes out of nowhere.. I assume it came out of nowhere because although you say you "Should have known considering the person" you also call the person a friend so you must not have expected anything of that level from them... 



Oh, he's made offhanded remarks in the past (always about Mexicans), but did the old "it was just a joke!" routine.  Considering the past that I had with him and how long I've known him, I let it slide and only chastised him once in a while.  Now I feel guilty and stupid for not telling him to f*ck off a long time ago.

He crossed the line this time though, and I'm not sure I want to talk to him or even acknowledge his existence anymore.

Oh, he's made offhanded remarks in the past (always about Mexicans), but did the old "it was just a joke!" routine.  Considering the past that I had with him and how long I've known him, I let it slide and only chastised him once in a while.  Now I feel guilty and stupid for not telling him to f*ck off a long time ago.

He crossed the line this time though, and I'm not sure I want to talk to him or even acknowledge his existence anymore.



I know what you mean.  Surely you can find someone nearby to take your aggression out on....  oh wait you already did and it was F**king awesome!  ;D

Oh, he's made offhanded remarks in the past (always about Mexicans), but did the old "it was just a joke!" routine.  Considering the past that I had with him and how long I've known him, I let it slide and only chastised him once in a while.  Now I feel guilty and stupid for not telling him to f*ck off a long time ago.

He crossed the line this time though, and I'm not sure I want to talk to him or even acknowledge his existence anymore.
in the past few years, I have discovered hints of racism in the least likely of people. mainly by jokes and it seems so 60's ish   
as a friend I would never make offhanded remarks about Mexicans unless I knew the person wouldn't be too offended.  ::)    but seriously, is your friend pretty much blind to what he says as being a problem or hurtful and mean because if so, you could say something and maybe, just maybe they would be more aware and try to change, but if they don't even realize it, it's time to find another friend  8)

in the past few years, I have discovered hints of racism in the least likely of people. mainly by jokes and it seems so 60's ish   
as a friend I would never make offhanded remarks about Mexicans unless I knew the person wouldn't be too offended.   ::)     but seriously, is your friend pretty much blind to what he says as being a problem or hurtful and mean because if so, you could say something and maybe, just maybe they would be more aware and try to change, but if they don't even realize it, it's time to find another friend  8)



one of the guys who used to work for my dept used to stop a lot of black people and he'd come back all excited and tell me his stories... and I Was like---  has he seen me?  ;D

one of the guys who used to work for my dept used to stop a lot of black people and he'd come back all excited and tell me his stories... and I Was like---  has he seen me?   ;D




;D  maybe he thinks you're something else... like Blade     

;D  maybe he thinks you're something else... like Blade     



;D


oddly enough a lot of people mistake me for hispanic... I don't get it but whatever. 

;D


oddly enough a lot of people mistake me for hispanic... I don't get it but whatever. 




I usually get mistaken for being Caucasian.  I am partially, but I do have the Mexican blood in me.  It isn't until people hear my last name that they're like, "BWA?" and look really puzzled. ;D

Now my sister, she got all the Mexican genes.  She's really dark skinned with black hair and has a totally Mexican sounding name.  It does cause some confusion, especially when people try to speak Spanish to her (neither of us are fluent). :D