If I'm in trouble I'd call 911.

What would you possibly want with a pussy? ;D


Give it a good lickin' ?  >:(      ;)    8)    ;D

If In trouble I call The NYPD.

as always, invaluable input

If In trouble,I'd call Sir Billzy. ;D

If In trouble,I'd call Sir Billzy. ;D
He is only a phone call away.

He is only a phone call away.



I'll call him some other time.

I'll call him some other time.
...but not now?

...but not now?



It's too late.

It's too late.
Is it always too late?

If In trouble,I'd call Sir Billzy. ;D






I'll call him some other time.






It's too late.



Yes,  it certainly looks that way, How-hard. Seems he has a new man in his life. Well, he gave you dozens of chances. Now you can go sobbing over what 'might have been' .      8)       









  :P      ;)          :D

Yes,  it certainly looks that way, How-hard. Seems he has a new man in his life. Well, he gave you dozens of chances. Now you can go sobbing over what 'might have been' .      8)       









  :P       ;)           :D


See what happens when you procrastinate.

See what happens when you procrastinate.
Has there been any procrasination here?

I'm over it!

I'm over it!



How "over it" are you? ???

How "over it" are you? ???


Not over it enough to say no if you asked me out.

Not over it enough to say no if you asked me out.


Where would you like to go?  ::)

you pick... somewhere romantic, where we can cuddle.

you pick... somewhere romantic, where we can cuddle.



I can't think of anything at the moment.

I can't think of anything at the moment.


You better come up with something, I'm losing interest again.

you pick... somewhere romantic, where we can cuddle.







I can't think of anything at the moment.








You better come up with something, I'm losing interest again.















???    ::)









:-\\





Somewhere between 2 parked cars, where you work How- Hard ..... maybe where someone's abandoned a shopping cart ?    ??? ???












8)

I can't think of anything at the moment.
Central Park?

Central Park?


Somewhere in Queens,NY.

Somewhere in Queens,NY.


LOL!!!!

you pick... somewhere romantic, where we can cuddle.


Forget it Bill... Howard's idea of romantic is Popeye's Chicken.  ;D

Forget it Bill... Howard's idea of romantic is Popeye's Chicken.  ;D




Subway is good as well.

;D  see!

Forget it Bill... Howard's idea of romantic is Popeye's Chicken.  ;D











Subway is good as well.






;D  see!




Give the man credit, snoz. At least he didn't say McDonalds .... the man has SOME taste ... or at least ... 'taste buds' !









:D

Give the man credit, snoz. At least he didn't say McDonalds .... the man has SOME taste ... or at least ... 'taste buds' !









:D



McDonalds is "crap food". :P ;D

McDonalds is "crap food". :P ;D
There is nothing to McDonald's food now, and it is incredibly expensive now.

There is nothing to McDonald's food now, and it is incredibly expensive now.


You can always eat from the Dollar Value Menu.

You can always eat from the Dollar Value Menu.
...but the Dollar Value Menu is not available over here.

...but the Dollar Value Menu is not available over here.



Then what's available over in the UK?

Then what's available over in the UK?
We had variious items at 99p, but now the cost has gone up to £1.19, which is disgraceful.

We had variious items at 99p, but now the cost has gone up to £1.19, which is disgraceful.



That's pretty expensive.

That's pretty expensive.
I would happily pay for something for 99p but £1.19 (20p more) seems to much for the same item.

I would happily pay for something for 99p but £1.19 (20p more) seems to much for the same item.


Why do they raise prices?  ???

Why do they raise prices?  ???
Produce costs?

I'll call my parents If I'm in trouble.

I'll call my parents If I'm in trouble.




I'll call Bill Murray and co if I'm in trouble.  You know,















GHOSTBUSTERS !  8)






:P




;D

Thank God I won't need Ghostbusters. ;D

I'll call Bill Murray and co if I'm in trouble.  You know,















GHOSTBUSTERS !   8)






:P




;D





Thank God I won't need Ghostbusters. ;D


In your case ... it's slightly different. You wouldn't call Bill Murray and co



You'd just stop at Bill Murray and co  .... to get you out of a sticky situation. Which would backfire, as I'm sure he'd LOVE to get you .... INTO  a 'sticky situation' !    ::)


















:P




:D

In your case ... it's slightly different. You wouldn't call Bill Murray and co



You'd just stop at Bill Murray and co  .... to get you out of a sticky situation. Which would backfire, as I'm sure he'd LOVE to get you .... INTO  a 'sticky situation' !     ::)


















:P




:D


Who Bill or Bill Murray?

Who Bill or Bill Murray?


I thought there was only ONE Bill in your life ?  Even when they refer to Bill Clinton, or the 'check' (Bill) ......... you only see 'Billzy' ........ right ?

I thought there was only ONE Bill in your life ?  Even when they refer to Bill Clinton, or the 'check' (Bill) ......... you only see 'Billzy' ........ right ?


I thought he was in your life? ;)

I thought he was in your life? ;)


He only has eyes for you ! I am OLD meat ........ you are kosher !    8)    :P    ;D

He only has eyes for you ! I am OLD meat ........ you are kosher !    8)    :P    ;D



Hey don't say that about yourself,your meat was just left out too long. ;D ;)

Hey don't say that about yourself,your meat was just left out too long. ;D ;)



Yes ... well, that's when I was chasing a pig. I didn't catch it. You have to agree a case of a pork hunt, pork hunt, pork hunt ! Yes I'm a pork hunt .... was involved in  a pork hunt !

Yes ... well, that's when I was chasing a pig. I didn't catch it. You have to agree a case of a pork hunt, pork hunt, pork hunt ! Yes I'm a pork hunt .... was involved in  a pork hunt !


Imagine saying that 5 times fast.

Imagine saying that 5 times fast.


Yes ... I pity the poor ........ they might get themselves banned !    :-X 

Fortunately, only YOU and I know the secret code / translation ... of what this all means .... cos we have the Einstein factor !    8)    :P  ;D

Yes ... I pity the poor ........ they might get themselves banned !    :-X 

Fortunately, only YOU and I know the secret code / translation ... of what this all means .... cos we have the Einstein factor !    8)     :P   ;D



and I know what it means.  ;)

Who Bill or Bill Murray?
Sir Bill?

Sir Bill?



He's not home right now. ;D

He's not home right now. ;D
Can you leave a message on the answer machine?

Can you leave a message on the answer machine?


I'd rather hear a live person.

I'd rather hear a live person.
Speaking to an answering machine is off putting, especially when an answer is required instantly.

Speaking to an answering machine is off putting, especially when an answer is required instantly.


That's why speaking to a live person is much better than listening to a machine.

Speaking to an answering machine is off putting, especially when an answer is required instantly.























If the person who was setting up the machine was SMART ......... they'd have Pink Floyd's 'Welcome ....... to the machine' ....... as their voice greeting ?     ??? 

That's why speaking to a live person is much better than listening to a machine.
You can interact with the person at the other end.

If the person who was setting up the machine was SMART ......... they'd have Pink Floyd's 'Welcome ....... to the machine' ....... as their voice greeting ?      ???  
It can be arranged.

You can interact with the person at the other end.


unless it's a computer.

unless it's a computer.
If it is a computer, different words throws it off!

If it is a computer, different words throws it off!


Like 'Filipino' .....

If it is a computer, different words throws it off!


I mean more like computer animated voice.

I mean more like computer animated voice.
Exactly, saying the words the computer animated voice will not understand.

Exactly, saying the words the computer animated voice will not understand.



So it's better to speak someone live.

So it's better to speak someone live.
Then if you get through to a call centre in a different country, words can be difficult again.

Then if you get through to a call centre in a different country, words can be difficult again.



some words are in a different language.

some words are in a different language.
If I get a call from a centre in India and the caller is male, I just start talking about cricket and India being cricket mad, the conversation can take a while and nothing will be gained from that phone call.

If I get a call from a centre in India and the caller is male, I just start talking about cricket and India being cricket mad, the conversation can take a while and nothing will be gained from that phone call.


Unless they are charging YOU for that call ?    ???    :-X      ::)

Unless they are charging YOU for that call ?    ???    :-X      ::)
If they were charging me, I would not answer the phone in the first place.

If they were charging me, I would not answer the phone in the first place.


or you could put to voicemail.

or you could put to voicemail.
The answer machine is always on.

The answer machine is always on.


Some people hang up cause they don't like a answering machine.

Some people hang up cause they don't like a answering machine.

Some do and those who do, will not get a call back for we do not know who has called.

Some do and those who do, will not get a call back for we do not know who has called.


Just last night I called my friend,left a message on his machine and called me back within a few minutes.

Just last night I called my friend,left a message on his machine and called me back within a few minutes.
Sometimes people just do not speak.

Sometimes people just do not speak.



Cause it takes them a while to answer the phone.

Cause it takes them a while to answer the phone.
If they speak and announce themselves, leave a message, then you know who it is calling.

If they speak and announce themselves, leave a message, then you know who it is calling.




or sometimes their messages are way too fast.

or sometimes their messages are way too fast.
...and you have to re-hear the message when taking notes.

...and you have to re-hear the message when taking notes.


or turn up the volume.

or turn up the volume.
Too loud becoems distorted.

Too loud becoems distorted.



That's why it's always good to turn down the volume to actually hear them.

That's why it's always good to turn down the volume to actually hear them.
It will be distorted at whatever the level of volume.

It will be distorted at whatever the level of volume.


maybe they speak too close to the phone.

maybe they speak too close to the phone.
The caller should then be trained to speak into the phone proper.

The caller should then be trained to speak into the phone proper.


the mouth should be inches away from the mouthpiece.

the mouth should be inches away from the mouthpiece.
How many inches?

How many inches?


a few inches but too far away cause that person  may not be able to hear you.

a few inches but too far away cause that person  may not be able to hear you.
And too close will be distorted.

And too close will be distorted.


or probably mumbled.

or probably mumbled.
Mumbling in not good with having a job interview.

Mumbling in not good with having a job interview.


Always speak clearly and consise.

Always speak clearly and consise.
...it is always the person at the other end!

...it is always the person at the other end!


not true sometimes,It could be that other person who's not speaking clear enough.

not true sometimes,It could be that other person who's not speaking clear enough.
That person my have a sore throat.

That person my have a sore throat.


I hear a lot of people coughing on the other end just to try to clear his/her throat to talk to someone.

Deny everything...... ;)

I hear a lot of people coughing on the other end just to try to clear his/her throat to talk to someone.
That should be done before the phone call is made.

That should be done before the phone call is made.


I guess some people don't know when a cough is coming or a sneeze.

I guess some people don't know when a cough is coming or a sneeze.
...but it is known when the phone is going to be made.

...but it is known when the phone is going to be made.


It's better to wipe the phone after you sneeze or cough.

What?  No choice for "other"?  I would:  Do the hokey pokey and turn myself around.

I was thinking that too after reading the options!!

If in trouble I call my Parents.

If in trouble I call my Parents.

yep, that's what I would be inclined to do too. Anyone I can turn to for assistance/advice.

If in trouble I call my Parents.


Come to think of it, I do that.  My Mom is my sounding board.

Come to think of it, I do that.  My Mom is my sounding board.



Me Too,I can talk to my Mom for anything.

Me Too,I can talk to my Mom for anything.

I often talk to my mom when I'm feeling down. One time in October 2003, when I was feeling very disappointed about something that happened in one of my classes, I called my mom on my cell phone and had a 25-minute conversation with her before I finally started to feel better.

I often talk to my mom when I'm feeling down. One time in October 2003, when I was feeling very disappointed about something that happened in one of my classes, I called my mom on my cell phone and had a 25-minute conversation with her before I finally started to feel better.




That's how I feel sometimes,My Mom always listens to me. :)

That's how I feel sometimes,My Mom always listens to me. :)


That's good to know. It's always nice to have someone who'll listen to you and understand how you feel when you're down.

That's good to know. It's always nice to have someone who'll listen to you and understand how you feel when you're down.



What do you and your mom talk about?

What do you and your mom talk about?

Whatever is on my mind.

Whatever is on my mind.



Mine too but as for my Father he's arguemental. ::)

Mine too but as for my Father he's arguemental. ::)

My dad listens to what I have to say too. He's there for me when times are tough, just like my mom. :)

My dad listens to what I have to say too. He's there for me when times are tough, just like my mom. :)


I guess we both have different parents.

I guess we both have different parents.

Of course we do. Everyone's family has different general personalities.

My dad listens to what I have to say too. He's there for me when times are tough, just like my mom. :)


My Dad is really good with financial advice and sympathy when I'm ticked off at stupidity.

My Dad is really good with financial advice and sympathy when I'm ticked off at stupidity.



My Father loves to help me financially and with the paychecks that I come home with.

My Father loves to help me financially and with the paychecks that I come home with.


My Dad does my taxes for a mere fee of a bag of Hershey Kisses.  He says he has to charge something. ;D

My Dad does my taxes for a mere fee of a bag of Hershey Kisses.  He says he has to charge something. ;D



My Father also has a list of all the amounts that I come with and adds it to his list from Microsoft Word.

My Father also has a list of all the amounts that I come with and adds it to his list from Microsoft Word.


My Dad has also been known to do my insurance stuff .  Dad's are great to have around when they're in the right mood. :)

My Dad has also been known to do my insurance stuff .  Dad's are great to have around when they're in the right mood. :)



he loves when I come home with a $200 dollar paycheck.

he loves when I come home with a $200 dollar paycheck.


And if you don't, are you in trouble?  Then what do you do?

And if you don't, are you in trouble?  Then what do you do?


I do nothing,It's just that Pathmark,some days aren't as busy as others.

he loves when I come home with a $200 dollar paycheck.
Any sign of promotion yet?

Any sign of promotion yet?


I asked the general store manager Mr.Ruggerio about an inside promotion maybe like working together with either the 2 maintainence guys doing some light maintainence something like cleaning the break room or the bathroom cause I told him that I have a small history of maintainence on my resume,I've been outside doing carts for almost 3 years and I'm tired. :P

I asked the general store manager Mr.Ruggerio about an inside promotion maybe like working together with either the 2 maintainence guys doing some light maintainence something like cleaning the break room or the bathroom cause I told him that I have a small history of maintainence on my resume,I've been outside doing carts for almost 3 years and I'm tired. :P
Go for shelf stacking, no maintainance

Go for shelf stacking, no maintainance


maybe a little bit of both,just something to bring me inside I think I earned my keep.

maybe a little bit of both,just something to bring me inside I think I earned my keep.
Especially now that winter is soon here.

Especially now that winter is soon here.


Yeah,in just about 6 weeks.

Yeah,in just about 6 weeks.
Around December 20th or 21st?

Around December 20th or 21st?


December 21st.