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Subject: For The Constant Traveler
Written By: Shacks Train on 05/15/08 at 2:34 am
Have you ever sat on a plane, next to an irritating seat-mate who keeps
talking to you and snooping at everything you read? Well, we have a way
for you to avoid this sort of bothersome traveler. The next time you
fly across a continent, any continent, just follow these simple
instructions and get ready to enjoy your well-deserved privacy.
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop, and open it.
3. Start up.
4. Make sure the guy annoying you can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Take a very deep breath...
7. Then, click on the link below!
http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf
Subject: Re: For The Constant Traveler
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/15/08 at 2:45 am
Not very suitable for todays flying standards, you would be thrown of the plane for it.
Subject: Re: For The Constant Traveler
Written By: ladybug316 on 05/15/08 at 3:59 pm
I have to say I'm pretty easy-going, but in today's climate something like that is not funny to me. Neither is your sig. picture. That woman's attire may resemble "a trash bag" and she may be treated like trash by the men of her society but she is a human being and I can't find any humor in that either.
Subject: Re: For The Constant Traveler
Written By: Shacks Train on 05/17/08 at 1:21 pm
"Neither is My Sig Pic"
Who the hell asked you!
Thats from a favorite movie of mine 1972 "Emperor of The North"
Main Charactors name was SHACK..got it now (thats Earnest Borgnine)
If everyone liked the same thing "what a DULL world we'd all live in
Oh well you voiced yer opinion So can I
If anything it has raised your awareness & you should voice that opinion where it counts!
I can't stop the 3rd world troubles nor would I try So I'll put you down in the "Didn't Laugh" column (if ever I could be bothered to make one)
Just Move on to something you like & stop being so condescending!
My post was a slap at jackson & not at women! Where to read in to that?
Subject: Re: For The Constant Traveler
Written By: Howard on 05/17/08 at 2:35 pm
What's the countdown for? ???
Subject: Re: For The Constant Traveler
Written By: whistledog on 05/17/08 at 9:23 pm
Totally inappropriate
Subject: Re: For The Constant Traveler
Written By: ladybug316 on 05/17/08 at 9:37 pm
"Neither is My Sig Pic"
Who the hell asked you!
Thats from a favorite movie of mine 1972 "Emperor of The North"
Main Charactors name was SHACK..got it now (thats Earnest Borgnine)
If everyone liked the same thing "what a DULL world we'd all live in
Oh well you voiced yer opinion So can I
If anything it has raised your awareness & you should voice that opinion where it counts!
I can't stop the 3rd world troubles nor would I try So I'll put you down in the "Didn't Laugh" column (if ever I could be bothered to make one)
Just Move on to something you like & stop being so condescending!
My post was a slap at jackson & not at women! Where to read in to that?
No wonder you think it's funny for people to be treated like animals...
I do not need to be asked for my opinion. All posts on this board are open to opinions; that's the whole point.
Furthermore, the picture I was referring to is of the lady in the burqua, not your avatar ::)
Lastly, here's condescending for you: learn how to spell!
Subject: Re: For The Constant Traveler
Written By: Red Ant on 05/17/08 at 10:02 pm
Have you ever sat on a plane, next to an irritating seat-mate who keeps
talking to you and snooping at everything you read? Well, we have a way
for you to avoid this sort of bothersome traveler. The next time you
fly across a continent, any continent, just follow these simple
instructions and get ready to enjoy your well-deserved privacy.
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop, and open it.
3. Start up.
4. Make sure the guy annoying you can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Take a very deep breath...
7. Then, click on the link below!
http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf
You won't feel much privacy when the FBI cavity searches you and confiscates your laptop after the emergency landing.
Ant
Subject: Re: For The Constant Traveler
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/18/08 at 2:11 am
You won't feel much privacy when the FBI cavity searches you and confiscates your laptop after the emergency landing.
Ant
...and you find yourself walking home.
Subject: Re: For The Constant Traveler
Written By: snozberries on 07/05/08 at 2:29 pm
Lastly, here's condescending for you: learn how to spell!
nicely played....
ladybug 4
PhilipEno 2
Red Ant 1
howard 1
whistledog 1
Shacks Train -10