I was watching an old re-run of Curb Your Enthusiam the other day.  In this episode, Jeff though he was dying so he asked Larry David to go to his house and remove/destroy his secret stash of porn.  He did not want his wife to find it and his sparkling reputation to be tarnished upon his death.

Anyone have any skeletons in their closets?

I was watching an old re-run of Curb Your Enthusiam the other day.  In this episode, Jeff though he was dying so he asked Larry David to go to his house and remove/destroy his secret stash of porn.  He did not want his wife to find it and his sparkling reputation to be tarnished upon his death.

Anyone have any skeletons in their closets?



you really think I'm gonna tell you?  ;D

Er, no, no, none at all ;D

Er, no, no, none at all ;D


and you don't lie either right?  ;) 

NEVAH!

I don't I have any.

We cleared all those out in the big Spring clean.  :P

I do.  But they don't talk.

HEY!!!  Don't open that.  Wait . . . don't . . .

Out pours a mess of Bobby Vinton albums, corona bottles and Martha Stewart magazines.

:-[ maybe I should have locked that.

http://www.concurringopinions.com/archives/images/skeleton-in-closet.jpg

"I'll never tell...I'll never tell..." ;D

I was watching an old re-run of Curb Your Enthusiam the other day.  In this episode, Jeff though he was dying so he asked Larry David to go to his house and remove/destroy his secret stash of porn.  He did not want his wife to find it and his sparkling reputation to be tarnished upon his death.

Anyone have any skeletons in their closets?



Do you???

When my daughter was @ 4 she claimed to see my mothers ghost in the closet,we didn't believe her at first but my son was sharing the room and said there was something but he wasn't sure what.......Oh wait that's not the type of skeletons you were talking about ;D

when i was really young i was obsessed with a dead girl. does that count?

only clothes,no skeletons.

I could tell you but then I would have to add you to the other skeletons.



Cat

I don't I have any.



Me neither !  8)  Well  :-\\  .....




















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                                                      :-X ::)

when i was really young i was obsessed with a dead girl. does that count?


What would Kim Richards think?

I have several in the ol' closet!

If anyone is interested, I will even air them out for you!

I have several in the ol' closet!

If anyone is interested, I will even air them out for you!

Ok go for it.

I have live ones in mine.

I have live ones in mine.

I thought Sir Billzy already came out :)

Ok go for it.
Is this the same closet as discussed elsewhere?

some Skeletons are best kept in the closet, trust me. ya don't wanna know  http://farm1.static.flickr.com/100/306334448_db4aeb2091.jpg?v=0

I have live ones in mine.


Is THAT where Jeff Dunham got Achmed??

for the record all my skeletons are buried in the back yard... I need the closet for storage  ;D

for the record all my skeletons are buried in the back yard... I need the closet for storage  ;D





Howard WAS inside there ... before he confessed his feelings for Bill ?

Ok go for it.

-I was an Official Member of the "RHPS" Fan Club, for 2 years.
-When I was very little, I used to enjoy Barry Manilow's TV specials. (Wouldn't catch me DEAD doing it now)
-I wore a month when Rodney Dangerfield died
-I used to eat food, while anything Richard Simmons was showing on TV

When I was 17, I applied for an "official" Unicorn Hunting License that I saw advertised from Lake Superior State University in a Glamour Magazine.

They sent me this license AND a catalog about going to their school  ;D

http://www.lssu.edu/banished/pdf/license.pdf

I thought Sir Billzy already came out :)



He's still in there.

When I was 17, I applied for an "official" Unicorn Hunting License that I saw advertised from Lake Superior State University in a Glamour Magazine.

They sent me this license AND a catalog about going to their school   ;D

http://www.lssu.edu/banished/pdf/license.pdf

So Patty, how goes the hunt?  ;D  Karma to you.

So Patty, how goes the hunt?  ;D  Karma to you.



Did you say 'hunt' ?  ???    :o





Speaking of hunt .... has anyone seen Mike ? He's gone missing. Again !  Has anyone seen Mike Hunt ?      ???    :-X

So Patty, how goes the hunt?  ;D  Karma to you.


Haven't seen one in a long time.  I think they are on the endangered species list.  :\'(

Did you say 'hunt' ?   ???    :o





Speaking of hunt .... has anyone seen Mike ? He's gone missing. Again !  Has anyone seen Mike Hunt ?      ???     :-X






Have you seen it?

Have you seen it?



:-X

:-X


And now- for something completely different: A picture of a moose in a suggestive pose.

And now- for something completely different: A picture of a moose in a suggestive pose.
http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2003/01/10/jt1a10_mousse_e.jpg

http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2003/01/10/jt1a10_mousse_e.jpg


Uh-oh, Philip-

Do you realize what will happen when the women see......THIS?

*looking anxiously for protective shelter*

Uh-oh, Philip-

Do you realize what will happen when the women see......THIS?

*looking anxiously for protective shelter*
...oh moose, not mousse!

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/coconutsmuggler/mr-moose.jpg

BTW, chocolate moose...

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e151/Skimouse19/chocolatemoose.jpg

Uh-oh, Philip-

Do you realize what will happen when the women see......THIS?

*looking anxiously for protective shelter*


They'll get hungry.

http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2003/01/10/jt1a10_mousse_e.jpg
Let the hunger commence!

Uh-oh, Philip-

Do you realize what will happen when the women see......THIS?

*looking anxiously for protective shelter*

Actually I hate mousse.  Come to think of it, I don't much care for moose either.

Actually I hate mousse.  Come to think of it, I don't much care for moose either.








Hopefully, moose-ter won't hear that !  ::)

Actually I hate mousse.  Come to think of it, I don't much care for moose either.



Actually, moose is very yummy.



Cat

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/coconutsmuggler/mr-moose.jpg


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Theres a moose on the loose!

Anything like "Moose Tracks", which is a popular flavor of Denali's Ice Cream?

Anything like "Moose Tracks", which is a popular flavor of Denali's Ice Cream?


That's delicious.

Anything like "Moose Tracks", which is a popular flavor of Denali's Ice Cream?
"Wibbit Twacks!"

"Wibbit Twacks!"


Is that what Elmer Fudd calls "Crunchy Frog"?

"Wibbit Twacks!"


Wabbit Twacks!

Wabbit Twacks!

Right between the "Cockroach Cluster" and "Anthrax Ripple", made by Whizzo Ice Creams!

(A not subsidiary of The Whizzo Chocolate Factory)

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http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/8946/body1fj9.gifhttp://img221.imageshack.us/img221/8946/body1fj9.gifhttp://img221.imageshack.us/img221/8946/body1fj9.gif   WTF !  Who opened the friggin closet door ?    >:(  
I wondered where that noise was coming from.

I wondered where that noise was coming from.


Shake ... ratttle, and roll ?

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http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/mageswish/skeletoncloset.gif

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/8946/body1fj9.gifhttp://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1747/cheekybabyrt8.gifhttp://img221.imageshack.us/img221/8946/body1fj9.gifhttp://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1747/cheekybabyrt8.gifhttp://img221.imageshack.us/img221/8946/body1fj9.gifhttp://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1747/cheekybabyrt8.gif   WTF !  Who opened the friggin closet door ?  AGAIN !    >:(  




What is that rattle!

What is that rattle!


The rattling of bones.

The rattling of bones.
Can there be a scrapping sound to?

Can there be a scrapping sound to?


I don't know what that sounds like? ???

Do skeletons break wind?

I don't know what that sounds like? ???
Bones scrapping together?

Do skeletons break wind?



When you're a skeleton you can't pass gas.

Do skeletons break wind?
They can certainly rattle.

They can certainly rattle.


I've heard that before.

Shake, Rattle & Roll

Shake, Rattle & Roll
Get out of the closet, and rattle those creaky bones...

OK- I have been known to cry at certain "childhood" and "chick" flicks.

no skeletons here.

no skeletons here.


That's not what I heard!

That's not what I heard!


What did you hear?

That's not what I heard!
You can hear skeletons?

You can hear skeletons?


In the dark of night.

In the dark of night.
when you should be asleep?

when you should be asleep?


then they come out and haunt you. :o

then they come out and haunt you. :o
How do you know when you are asleep?

How do you know when you are asleep?


Well, the snoring is usually a good sign.

Well, the snoring is usually a good sign.
Do skeletons snore?

Do skeletons snore?

If the can float muffins, then they can snore.
Ask Howard.

Do skeletons snore?


No skeletons cannot snore because they have no breathing.

No skeletons cannot snore because they have no breathing.


How do you know this?
Have you fallen asleep in any graveyards, or something?

No skeletons cannot snore because they have no breathing.



How do you know this?
Have you fallen asleep in any graveyards, or something?
Are you acquainted with a skeleton?

Do you the whole story behind "Mr. Bones", Howard?

Do you the whole story behind "Mr. Bones", Howard?
Is it anything to with "Dem Bones"?

How do you know this?
Have you fallen asleep in any graveyards, or something?


No,I just know for a fact or unless you know something different?  ???

Do you the whole story behind "Mr. Bones", Howard?


No I'm not aquainted with that.

I wonder how long it takes for a corpse to become a skeleton in a closet?  :-\\

I wonder how long it takes for a corpse to become a skeleton in a closet?  :-\\


probably years.

No I'm not aquainted with that.
Dem Bones"

"Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh mercy how they scare!

With the toe bone connected
to the foot bone,
and the foot bone connected
to the ankle bone,
and the ankle bone connected
to the leg bone.
Oh mercy how they scare!

Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh mercy how they scare!

With the leg bone connected
to the knee bone,
and the knee bone connected
to the thigh bone,
and the thigh bone connected
to the hip bone.
Oh mercy how they scare!

Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh mercy how they scare!

With the hip bone connected
to the back bone,
and the back bone connected
to the neck bone,
and the neck bone connected
to the head bone,
Oh mercy how they scare!

Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh mercy how they scare!

With the finger bone connected
to the hand bone,
and the hand bone connected
to the arm bone,
and the arm bone connected
to the shoulder bone,
Oh mercy how they scare!

Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh mercy how they scare!

With the shoulder bone connected
to the back bone,
and the back bone connected
to the neck bone,
and the neck bone connected
to the head bone.
Oh mercy how they scare!

Original Version:
E-ze-kiel cried, "Dem dry bones!"
E-ze-kiel cried, "Dem dry bones!"
E-ze-kiel cried, "Dem dry bones!"
Oh hear the word of the Lord.

(tune ascends up in half steps, as in midi)

The foot bone con-nected to the (pause) leg-bone,
The leg bone connected to the (') knee bone,
The knee bone connected to the (') thigh bone,
The thigh bone connected to the (') back bone,
The back bone connected to the (') neck bone
The neck bone connected to the (') head bone
Oh hear the word of the Lord!

Dem bones, dem bones gon-na walk a-roun'
Dem bones, dem bones gon-na walk a-roun'
Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk aroun'
Oh hear the word of the Lord

(tune descends in half steps and we retrace the body)

The head-bone connected to the neck-bone,
the neck-bone connected to the back-bone
The backbone connected to the thigh-bone
the thighbone connected to the kee-bone
the kneebone connected to the leg bone
the leg bone connected to the foot bone
Oh hear the word of the Lord"

Dem Bones"

"Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh mercy how they scare!

With the toe bone connected
to the foot bone,
and the foot bone connected
to the ankle bone,
and the ankle bone connected
to the leg bone.
Oh mercy how they scare!

Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh mercy how they scare!

With the leg bone connected
to the knee bone,
and the knee bone connected
to the thigh bone,
and the thigh bone connected
to the hip bone.
Oh mercy how they scare!

Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh mercy how they scare!

With the hip bone connected
to the back bone,
and the back bone connected
to the neck bone,
and the neck bone connected
to the head bone,
Oh mercy how they scare!

Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh mercy how they scare!

With the finger bone connected
to the hand bone,
and the hand bone connected
to the arm bone,
and the arm bone connected
to the shoulder bone,
Oh mercy how they scare!

Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh mercy how they scare!

With the shoulder bone connected
to the back bone,
and the back bone connected
to the neck bone,
and the neck bone connected
to the head bone.
Oh mercy how they scare!

Original Version:
E-ze-kiel cried, "Dem dry bones!"
E-ze-kiel cried, "Dem dry bones!"
E-ze-kiel cried, "Dem dry bones!"
Oh hear the word of the Lord.

(tune ascends up in half steps, as in midi)

The foot bone con-nected to the (pause) leg-bone,
The leg bone connected to the (') knee bone,
The knee bone connected to the (') thigh bone,
The thigh bone connected to the (') back bone,
The back bone connected to the (') neck bone
The neck bone connected to the (') head bone
Oh hear the word of the Lord!

Dem bones, dem bones gon-na walk a-roun'
Dem bones, dem bones gon-na walk a-roun'
Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk aroun'
Oh hear the word of the Lord

(tune descends in half steps and we retrace the body)

The head-bone connected to the neck-bone,
the neck-bone connected to the back-bone
The backbone connected to the thigh-bone
the thighbone connected to the kee-bone
the kneebone connected to the leg bone
the leg bone connected to the foot bone
Oh hear the word of the Lord"


Isn't that an old American Negro spiritual?

I wonder how long it takes for a corpse to become a skeleton in a closet?  :-\\


Mozart might know. Was an expert composer. Later, an expert de-composer !

Isn't that an old American Negro spiritual?
Yes.

Mozart might know. Was an expert composer. Later, an expert de-composer !


Mozart was buried in an unmarked grave.  Don't tell me some ghoul dug him up and stuck him in their closet.  *throws hands up* we may have to search every closet in Vienna.

HEY!!!  Don't open that.  Wait . . . don't . . .

Out pours a mess of Bobby Vinton albums, corona bottles and Martha Stewart magazines.

:-[ maybe I should have locked that.
Polish power! ;D ;)

Polish power! ;D ;)


I don't know the all the words to My Melody Of Love.  I am so ashamed. :-[

Mozart was buried in an unmarked grave.  Don't tell me some ghoul dug him up and stuck him in their closet.  *throws hands up* we may have to search every closet in Vienna.
It is assumed in the Classical Music World that Mozart's height was under six foot, but it is for certain now that he is under six foot.

It is assumed in the Classical Music World that Mozart's height was under six foot, but it is for certain now that he is under six foot.


At his present age he's dust.

At his present age he's dust.
Yes, but his music lives on.

Do skeletons decompose?

Yes, but his music lives on.


There will never be another Mozart.  His music was innovative even when he was alive.  It was a nice gift he gave to humanity. :)

There will never be another Mozart.  His music was innovative even when he was alive.  It was a nice gift he gave to humanity. :)


I wonder how old his skeleton is?

Do skeletons decompose?


In certain environmental condition and types of soil yes.  However in some areas of the world natural mummification happens.

In certain environmental condition and types of soil yes.  However in some areas of the world natural mummification happens.


Have you seen it?

I wonder how old his skeleton is?


217 years old.  He died in 1791.

Have you seen it?


I haven't actually seen one.  I have a friend who lives in Peru and she saw some that were from the Andes Mountains in a museum.

217 years old.  He died in 1791.


Let's dig him up and scare a few people.

Let's dig him up and scare a few people.


OK, if you can find him.  I'll be look out so you don't get caught grave robbing.

OK, if you can find him.  I'll be look out so you don't get caught grave robbing.



Where is he located?

Where is he located?


Somewhere in Vienna Austria, they never really bothered to map out where they dumped him.

Somewhere in Vienna Austria, they never really bothered to map out where they dumped him.


Never Mind.

Never Mind.


Oh come on Howard, you're just being lazy.  Vienna is a lovely city for site seeing.  Not like it would be a total waste.

Oh come on Howard, you're just being lazy.  Vienna is a lovely city for site seeing.  Not like it would be a total waste.


I might get into trouble.

I might get into trouble.


Neh, in Vienna if you're not torching something or inciting a riot they don't really notice you.

There will never be another Mozart.  His music was innovative even when he was alive.  It was a nice gift he gave to humanity. :)
He was a child prodigy, composing at the age of five.

OK, if you can find him.  I'll be look out so you don't get caught grave robbing.

Somewhere in Vienna Austria, they never really bothered to map out where they dumped him.
Buried in a paupers grave.

Buried in a paupers grave.


He was not very good with money.  Child prodigy but yet he really had no concept of responsibility.

They do have an empty grave in his remembrance.  I believe it has a statue of an angel posed as if it's looking for him.

He was not very good with money.  Child prodigy but yet he really had no concept of responsibility.

They do have an empty grave in his remembrance.  I believe it has a statue of an angel posed as if it's looking for him.
He died young, alleged poisoned.

The Location Of Mozart's Grave

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/30/97204005_c0a78373d8_m.jpg

He died young, alleged poisoned.

The Location Of Mozart's Grave

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/30/97204005_c0a78373d8_m.jpg


It was pretty normal back then to move a grave to make room for new arrivals.

I wonder if the man who rescued Mozart skull wrote down where the remains were and where they went to.  Obviously he wanted to preserve something of Mozart.

It was pretty normal back then to move a grave to make room for new arrivals.

I wonder if the man who rescued Mozart skull wrote down where the remains were and where they went to.  Obviously he wanted to preserve something of Mozart.


I would say- ask Soliere.
He claimed responsibility for it, and that's what made him snap.

I would say- ask Soliere.
He claimed responsibility for it, and that's what made him snap.


Was it guilt or the ghost of Mozart that drove him to madness?

Was it guilt or the ghost of Mozart that drove him to madness?


That has never been fully explained, although I understand he made a final confession, before dying in the Insanitarium, in Salzburg.

There will never be another Mozart.  His music was innovative even when he was alive.  It was a nice gift he gave to humanity. :)







Let's dig him up and scare a few people.
























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What's THIS ^ ... AND ..... has Howard tried to smudge up the report ?  ::)  But wait ! .......


























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http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8021/poster3qv0.jpg




















Yes ! He's in trouble NOW !    :P









:D

*shaking head, and replacing "Phantom Of the Opera" mask on my face*

How'd my face get in the papers? ??? :o

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/1967/newspaperphpxg7.jpg
What's THIS ^ ... AND ..... has Howard tried to smudge up the report ?  ::)  But wait ! .......


























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http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8021/poster3qv0.jpg




















Yes ! He's in trouble NOW !    :P









:D


All I did was got a soda.  I wasn't gone more than 15 minutes.  Officer he wasn't really digging up that grave.  I told him not to forget the marigold seeds.  You don't buy it, eh?  Which way to the American Embassy?http://smilies.sofrayt.com/^/m/diffident.gif

That's a false story.

That's a false story.
It must be true for it is in the papers.

It must be true for it is in the papers.


If Philip believes it ....... that's good enough for me !  I too, find it credible. 

If Philip believes it ....... that's good enough for me !  I too, find it credible. 
For the newspapers always print the truth.

For the newspapers always print the truth.



That $20,000 reward ... do you think we should consider blowing the whistle ?

That $20,000 reward ... do you think we should consider blowing the whistle ?
I think the whistle has already been blown.

That $20,000 reward ... do you think we should consider blowing the whistle ?


Why are you getting the reward?

It must be true for it is in the papers.


Not only that there were witnesses and cameras monitoring the grounds.  I didn't know Howard could outrun police and the media.

I don't know the all the words to My Melody Of Love.  I am so ashamed. :-[
moya doga yatchi koham...I have Polish ancestry and I 'm not fluent in it either! :D

Not only that there were witnesses and cameras monitoring the grounds.  I didn't know Howard could outrun police and the media.


I didn't know either.

Not only that there were witnesses and cameras monitoring the grounds.  I didn't know Howard could outrun police and the media.
To be featured on Crimewatch or America's Most Wanted ?

To be featured on Crimewatch or America's Most Wanted ?


on television?

on television?
On those police asking for info programmes

http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2003/01/10/jt1a10_mousse_e.jpg


*drool*  Looks good...

HEY!!!  Don't open that.  Wait . . . don't . . .

Out pours a mess of Bobby Vinton albums, corona bottles and Martha Stewart magazines.

:-[ maybe I should have locked that.


I LOVE Bobby Vinton!  Although I'm not sure why I haven't bought any of his cds yet.  :-\\

I LOVE Bobby Vinton!  Although I'm not sure why I haven't bought any of his cds yet.  :-\\



Never mind any of  that. What have you got to say for yourself ?    >:(





Yes, officer ! I do believe ... she was wearing ............
























http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7052/bluevelvetsb2.jpg

"Blue Velvet !"    ???    ::)    :o

















:D  ;D

You are too funny.

I shant confess to wearing blue velvet but I do have maroon velvet in my wardrobe.  (and my knife skills leave alot to be desired.)  ;) :D

I've just decided, I don't fancy myself in short, curly hair.  Thanks for the makeover though.  ;D

You are too funny.

I shant confess to wearing blue velvet but I do have maroon velvet in my wardrobe.  (and my knife skills leave alot to be desired.)  ;) :D

I've just decided, I don't fancy myself in short, curly hair.  Thanks for the makeover though.  ;D



No problema ! :D





However ... the skeletons DO seem to be piling up  in this thread .... especially with your latest victim !    :D

However ... the skeletons DO seem to be piling up  in this thread .... especially with your latest victim !    :D



yeah...a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. 

He probably deserved it.  ;D

I have many skeletons to come out....


And as for Howard-
Y'know those H.P. Lovecraft stories I sometimes mention?
Well, I know for a fact that Howard is a 2nd Degree Memebr of the Silver Twilight Society.

They are known for some of this stuff. ;)

On those police asking for info programmes


I don't know.

Never mind any of  that. What have you got to say for yourself ?    >:(





Yes, officer ! I do believe ... she was wearing ............
























http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7052/bluevelvetsb2.jpg

"Blue Velvet !"    ???    ::)    :o

















:D   ;D
Bluer than velvet were her eyes

To be featured on Crimewatch or America's Most Wanted ?


Howard still lives at home.  Let's hope his parents don't see it.

Howard still lives at home.  Let's hope his parents don't see it.


They have the TV on now.

They have the TV on now.
Hopefully not watching Police programmes?

Hopefully not watching Police programmes?


No different shows.

No different shows.
Something with no crime in?

Something with no crime in?


How about "Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood"?

How about "Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood"?


or Mr.Roger's Neighborhood?

How about "Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood"?
Mrs. Robinson?

How about "Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood"?


Mr. Robinson's neighborhood?  The Eddie Murphy sketch from Saturday Night Live from the '80s?

How about "Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood"?
"Mrs. Robinson, if you don't mind my saying so, this conversation is getting a little strange."

Is Mr.Robinson a skeleton?

Is Mr.Robinson a skeleton?
Why?

"Robinson! Are you the guy who sold my kid a head of lettuce with a dress on it?!?!?"

"Robinson! Are you the guy who sold my kid a head of lettuce with a dress on it?!?!?"


Yes I did,Why you ask?

Does Mrs. Robinson have skeletons in her closet?

Does Mrs. Robinson have skeletons in her closet?


I'm sure she does.

I'm sure she does.
More than we know?

More than we know?


She has more skeletons?

She has more skeletons?


It's lyrics to a song, Howard.  By Simon & Garfunkel.  Mrs. Robinson.

It's lyrics to a song, Howard.  By Simon & Garfunkel.  Mrs. Robinson.


So here's to you, Mrs. Robinson.
That femur loves you more than we should know.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

^ I love your sense of humor Foo.  You are too funny.  ;D

^ I love your sense of humor Foo.  You are too funny.  ;D


/takes a bow

I just knock 'em down.  It takes the combined efforts of the entire Internet to set 'em up.

"Don't take life too seriously.  You'll never get out of it alive."
  - Bugs Bunny

The most profound wisdom I've ever heard came from the mouth of a cartoon rabbit.  I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry, but as long as I've got the choice, I'll laugh.  I mean, come on.  A cartoon rabbit.  How can one not laugh?

/takes a bow

I just knock 'em down.  It takes the combined efforts of the entire Internet to set 'em up.

"Don't take life too seriously.  You'll never get out of it alive."
  - Bugs Bunny

The most profound wisdom I've ever heard came from the mouth of a cartoon rabbit.  I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry, but as long as I've got the choice, I'll laugh.  I mean, come on.  A cartoon rabbit.  How can one not laugh?


  Here here..!  Learned about life from Bugs Bunny, Mister Rogers, Kermit the Frog, MAD Magazine, Willy Wonka, dad's stash and Dubble Bubble wrappers... :P

Step-chan: Hi!

A bone falls out of his mouth

Step-chan: So many skeletons!

Picks up the bone

It's lyrics to a song, Howard.  By Simon & Garfunkel.  Mrs. Robinson.


I know that.

Speaking of bones- you know what happened when the Congo cannibal came home late?

His wife gave him the cold shoulder.

Speaking of bones- you know what happened when the Congo cannibal came home late?

His wife gave him the cold shoulder.


Simon and Garfunkel spawned this thread,
"Speaking of bones," HawkTheSlayer done said,
"When the Congo cannibal came home late,
Got his wife's cold shoulder on his plate,"
Can't eat Mrs. Robinson tastefully,
So I'll do a one-verse Weird Al parody,
At the party at the leper colony...
(Party at the leper colony...)

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c175/skatkat98/icons/1c7fad0d.gif

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c175/skatkat98/icons/1c7fad0d.gif




She has enough skeletons in her closet.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c175/skatkat98/icons/1c7fad0d.gif

...or have less skeletons?

What causes skeletons in the closet?

What causes skeletons in the closet?


Lack of better places to bury the body?

What causes skeletons in the closet?
There is no room under the floorboards.

Lack of better places to bury the body?



Then the police will find out...  :o

Then the police will find out...  :o


Could be worse, you could have a live Japanese homeless woman living in your closet for a year, and not notice until food starts disappearing...

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/05/30/japan.closet.ap/index.html?section=cnn_latest

Could be worse, you could have a live Japanese homeless woman living in your closet for a year, and not notice until food starts disappearing...

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/05/30/japan.closet.ap/index.html?section=cnn_latest


Could I revive her? ???

Could be worse, you could have a live Japanese homeless woman living in your closet for a year, and not notice until food starts disappearing...

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/05/30/japan.closet.ap/index.html?section=cnn_latest
That may explain it!

That may explain it!



She must've ate the food.

That may explain it!


Maybe the other homeless people living in closets didn't get to sneak out to eat food out of the fridge in time?  Hence why they became skeletons in the closet?  I always KNEW there was someone in my closet when I was a kid.  Nobody believed me though.  :( ;D

I have skeletons in my closet that I have only shared with a few people. They can stay in the closet for all I care. :D

Maybe the other homeless people living in closets didn't get to sneak out to eat food out of the fridge in time?  Hence why they became skeletons in the closet?  I always KNEW there was someone in my closet when I was a kid.  Nobody believed me though.   :( ;D

Still there today?

I have skeletons in my closet that I have only shared with a few people. They can stay in the closet for all I care. :D



But they'll rot and decompose. 8-P

I have skeletons in my closet that I have only shared with a few people. They can stay in the closet for all I care. :D
So your skeletons go to other people's closets too?

So your skeletons go to other people's closets too?



Now that's creepy.

Now that's creepy.
They move around at night.

They move around at night.



yeah,I'm sure they do.

yeah,I'm sure they do.
...do they still move around the night in a quite manner?

...do they still move around the night in a quite manner?


very slowly.

I have skeletons in my closet that I have only shared with a few people. They can stay in the closet for all I care. :D


As long as they are packed away neatly........ ;)

As long as they are packed away neatly........ ;)



It's hard to pack a skeleton.

It's hard to pack a skeleton.
Have you had experience of packing skeleton?

Have you had experience of packing skeleton?


No,never had experience.

No,never had experience.
I hope it stays that way.

I hope it stays that way.


Yeah,me too.

Have you had experience of packing skeleton?


No...I take mine with me wherever I go.... :D

No...I take mine with me wherever I go.... :D


Where do you bury the skeleton?

http://momgadget.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/skeleton-bones.jpg

Where do you bury the skeleton?

http://momgadget.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/skeleton-bones.jpg
In a cemetery

In a cemetery


or in your own backyard.

Please don't let them go to the cousin adult board...

Please don't let them go to the cousin adult board...
Why?

Please don't let them go to the cousin adult board...


Do you mean the skeletons? ???

Well, skeletons of sorts. ^


Why?


Well....

Because of some stuff I admitted.

What happens if the skeleton decomposed?

What happens if the skeleton decomposed?
The bones can remain for a longer time than the rest of the body when decomposing.

The bones can remain for a longer time than the rest of the body when decomposing.


But the bones can become frail.

But the bones can become frail.


Dem frail, dem frail, dem frail bones.........

Dem frail, dem frail, dem frail bones.........
"Oh, hear the word of the Lord."

"Oh, hear the word of the Lord."


What did the Lord say?

What did the Lord say?
Ezekiel cried, "Dem frail bones!"

What did the Lord say?



....and The Lord sayeth..........HOWARD!    SHUT UP!!!!!

....and The Lord sayeth..........HOWARD!    SHUT UP!!!!!


hey watch your mouth. ;D

hey watch your mouth. ;D



....it wasn't me....'twas The Lord........

....it wasn't me....'twas The Lord........


Are you the lord?

Are you the lord?


Yes....I'm Lord and Master of all that I control.........which is pretty much nothing!!!

Yes....I'm Lord and Master of all that I control.........which is pretty much nothing!!!


The Lord of Nothing? ;D

Yes....I'm Lord and Master of all that I control.........which is pretty much nothing!!!
"Dance, then, wherever you may be, I am the Lord of the Dance"

"Dance, then, wherever you may be, I am the Lord of the Dance"



...and I'll lead you all wherever you may be. I am the Lord of the dance said He. (Michael Flatley?)

...and I'll lead you all wherever you may be. I am the Lord of the dance said He. (Michael Flatley?)
Michael Flatley, the only person I know that has dance in a river.

Michael Flatley, the only person I know that has dance in a river.


Maybe he dances until he wets himself!  :o

How about a skeleton dance? ;D

How about a skeleton dance? ;D
How does a skeleton dance?

How about a skeleton dance? ;D

How does a skeleton dance?
...with nobody?

...with nobody?


Boom boom.... ;D

How does a skeleton dance?
http://i319.photobucket.com/albums/mm469/actualreallity/SkeletonDance02.gif

http://i319.photobucket.com/albums/mm469/actualreallity/SkeletonDance02.gif


Dancing to Bony Marone sung by Boney M......?

http://i340.photobucket.com/albums/o348/kchel18/thGrV5FQAGlBFg.gif

Dancing to Bony Marone sung by Boney M......?

http://i340.photobucket.com/albums/o348/kchel18/thGrV5FQAGlBFg.gif
...or "Dem Bones"?

...with nobody?


skeletons dance with somebody.

http://i319.photobucket.com/albums/mm469/actualreallity/SkeletonDance02.gif
Danse Macarbe springs to mind here.

They're dancing in a graveyard.

They're dancing in a graveyard.


Yes, but they dance very well for being dead.

Yes, but they dance very well for being dead.


They dance better then I do, and I'm still alive (sort of).  :-\\ ;D

http://www.sherlock-holmes.co.uk/images/dancingskeletons.gif  I *might* be able to do this (if I had a top hat and lost alot of weight (and flesh and stuff)  ;) ;D

Yes, but they dance very well for being dead.


Could they do the 'Thriller" dance?  ;D

Yes, but they dance very well for being dead.
They could had been dancers before being skeletons.

They could had been dancers before being skeletons.


But they can't perform live..... :D

But they can't perform live..... :D


They're the Grateful Dead. ;D

But they can't perform live..... :D
Are you picking bones at my reply?

Are you picking bones at my reply?


He definitely has a bone to pick with you.

He definitely has a bone to pick with you.
There are 206 to chose from?

What happens if it wasn't in the closet?

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/shhhh.jpg

What happens if it wasn't in the closet?
It could be scary!

It could be scary!


or skeletons lay in your bed?  :o

or skeletons lay in your bed?  :o
Freaky!

Freaky!


I'd worry about the smell and decomposure. 8-P

I'd worry about the smell and decomposure. 8-P
Place a peg on your nose?

Place a peg on your nose?


That doesn't help,I can still see the decomposing body. :o :P

That doesn't help,I can still see the decomposing body. :o :P
Close your eyes?

Close your eyes?


That would be a good idea. ;D

I'd worry about the smell and decomposure. 8-P


technically, if you had a skeleton in your bed then the decomposing process would be complete, therefore....no odor!  O0

technically, if you had a skeleton in your bed then the decomposing process would be complete, therefore....no odor!  O0
True!

technically, if you had a skeleton in your bed then the decomposing process would be complete, therefore....no odor!  O0


Then I can throw it out?

technically, if you had a skeleton in your bed then the decomposing process would be complete, therefore....no odor!  O0


So then...the only smell and decomposure in the bed must be Howard himself?  :D

Air freshener wil be needed.

So then...the only smell and decomposure in the bed must be Howard himself?   :D


The only scent you'll be smelling is the scent of a woman. ;)

So then...the only smell and decomposure in the bed must be Howard himself?   :D



Or maybe he just needs to change the sheets  ;D 

Or maybe he just needs to change the sheets  ;D 


the sent of a bodily function?  ;D

the sent of a bodily function?  ;D
There are no bodily functions with a skeleton.

There are no bodily functions with a skeleton.


skeletons can't pass gas or can they?  ???  ;D

skeletons can't pass gas or can they?  ???  ;D


Skeletal remains with no flesh generally don't smell unless they've been encased.  Dry climates are probably best for non-odorous skeletons.

& what do you call a skeleton in a closet?