You know you're getting old\mature when

You know you're getting old when....

you start every sentence with, "When I was your age...."

:D

You know you're getting old when....

you start every sentence with, "When I was your age...."

:D


Or "Back In My Days". ;D

YKYGO When: You have dust in your wind breakage.

YKYGM When: You no longer joke about it.

YKYAGOW  you see someone younger says they hope they "never get that old" and you can laugh at them for saying it.

You know you're getting old/mature when...

~You're in bed before midnight.  :o
~You get up before the sun does.  :o
~Sometimes good sleep is preferable to good sex.  :-\\
~High school kids call you "sir".  ::)
~You don't get carded for alcohol anymore.  :\'(
~Your credit score is good.  8)
~You do necessary things before fun things (sometimes).  ;)

You know you're getting old when talks with the guys go from motorcycles, cars, girls to medical problems, finances and job situations. I puke at the thought of 20 years from now talking about ED, retirement and golf.

I need a motorcycle again.

Ant

YKYGOW  You aren't sure if you've already showered in the last several hours (as happened to < yesterday !  :-[  :(



YKYGMW  Hairs start appearing where you DON'T want them ... and disappearing from places you DO want them !  >:(    :(

you like getting your ID checked.


you find you're too set in your ways to bend for any change.

You know you're getting old/mature when...

~You're in bed before midnight.  :o

Yes.

~You get up before the sun does.  :o

Not yet, surprisingly. You'd think we'd be up before the crack of ass, especially with a little kid, but he likes his sleep. :D

~Sometimes good sleep is preferable to good sex.   :-\\

I certainly didn't have Rice spend $1500 on a new mattress so we could have a ton of sex. ;D :-~High school kids call you "sir".  ::)

Or "ma'am". :P

~You don't get carded for alcohol anymore.  :\'(

I still do. :D

You start watching news programs and you used to watch Sesame Street,Mr.Rogers Neighborhood but now that you're older you watch family oriented tv.

...when the building around you change from those of your younger days.

YKYGOW- You think the phrase "Getting some action" means your prune juice is kicking in.

...when the building around you change from those of your younger days.


and even stores too.

and even stores too.
...and in one true sense, it makes me sad to see my favourite shop or shops closedown, or even worse pulled down and some monstrosity stands in it's place.

...and in one true sense, it makes me sad to see my favourite shop or shops closedown, or even worse pulled down and some monstrosity stands in it's place.


Or good old pubs disappear ... to be replaced by plastic, charmless, yuppie type venues.

Or good old pubs disappear ... to be replaced by plastic, charmless, yuppie type venues.
Gastro-pubs are not the best of places.

...and in one true sense, it makes me sad to see my favourite shop or shops closedown, or even worse pulled down and some monstrosity stands in it's place.


It's like those stores were part of your childhood. :(

It's like those stores were part of your childhood. :(
Yes indeed.

My old schools are still standing, but have now changes the levels of schooling held within.

you start reading newspaper to keep informed.

you start reading newspaper to keep informed.
...when you find it going to the newsagent to buy a newspaper a struggle.

...when you find it going to the newsagent to buy a newspaper a struggle.



that's why you have your newspaper delivered,saves trouble of going there.

that's why you have your newspaper delivered,saves trouble of going there.
...but it saves on money if you get it yourself.

YKYGOW....the only thing you ask is: "Y'know who died, yesterday?"

YKYGMW....what you ask is: "How are you feeling, my friend?"

YKYGOW....the only thing you ask is: "Y'know who died, yesterday?"

YKYGMW....what you ask is: "How are you feeling, my friend?"
...when you reply "Pardon" to any question asked.

...but it saves on money if you get it yourself.


Yes over here Daily News is 50 cents.

YKYAGOW you think of a great addition to this tread, then forget it....again  ::)

YKYAGOW you think of a great addition to this tread, then forget it....again  ::)


and let me just add ....


???      ???    :-\\    :-[    :(

you forget what day it is.

you forget what day it is.


No problem about THAT !  It's Friday the 2nd !  8)






















Of January, February, March ......    :-\\



of


1978, 1988, 2008 ..............    :-\\






:P

you forget what day it is.
Then it is the time of the day....

No problem about THAT !  It's Friday the 2nd !  8)






















Of January, February, March ......    :-\\



of


1978, 1988, 2008 ..............    :-\\






:P


No,It's Saturday The 3rd.

No,It's Saturday The 3rd.
Which month?

You go to bed before midnight on a Saturday night  :o

You go to bed before midnight on a Saturday night  :o
You go to bed before midnight on New Years Eve?

Which month?


May.

....you're always misplacing important things, like keys.

I'm PERSONALLY not getting old and mature, but I FEEL old in a basic sense because I can remember 20 years ago. That's about when the makeup of people starts noticably changing, and that freaks me since I tend to think of them at the age I first got used to. When I see roles in life and generations start to really shift, I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone, lol.

Even though I know I'm still a very young dude overall...it's so weird because when I was a kid I never thought I'd "feel older" until I was like 40 or 50.

you start reading newspaper to keep informed.


You read the obituaries to see if you are in there.  :-\\

You read the obituaries to see if you are in there.  :-\\


.... and you can't remember .... that you ARE !

You read the obituaries to see if you are in there.   :-\\
When the people of your youth die off one by one.

When you make a cup of tea earlier in the day .... then return, hours later ..... to find teabag inside, none consumed, cold .... you'd TOTALLY forgotten about it !

Doh !

When you make a cup of tea earlier in the day .... then return, hours later ..... to find teabag inside, none consumed, cold .... you'd TOTALLY forgotten about it !

Doh !
...like me!

You pour water into the electric kettle, set the elcetric kettle on the stand to boil, put the teabag in to the cup, come back to the computer, go back after five minutes (or more) and find that the electric kettle had not been switched on in the first place.

...like me!

You pour water into the electric kettle, set the elcetric kettle on the stand to boil, put the teabag in to the cup, come back to the computer, go back after five minutes (or more) and find that the electric kettle had not been switched on in the first place.




Alzheimeir's .... here we come !

...like me!

You pour water into the electric kettle, set the elcetric kettle on the stand to boil, put the teabag in to the cup, come back to the computer, go back after five minutes (or more) and find that the electric kettle had not been switched on in the first place.




Alzheimeir's .... here we come !

... and I can't even spell Alzheimer's anymore !    :\'(

Alzheimeir's .... here we come !
Thanks a bunch!

...grey hair appears over night.

You read the obituaries to see if you are in there.   :-\\


Why would I be in there when I'm here on Earth?

When you make a cup of tea earlier in the day .... then return, hours later ..... to find teabag inside, none consumed, cold .... you'd TOTALLY forgotten about it !

Doh !


I did just that last night!  >:( ;D

I did just that last night!  >:( ;D


Thanks. 'Misery loves company'.  I feel slightly less moronic.  8)  I'm getting long in the tooth.  :(  What's YOUR excuse ?    ???    :P    ;D

Thanks. 'Misery loves company'.  I feel slightly less moronic.  8)   I'm getting long in the tooth.  :(   What's YOUR excuse ?     ???    :P    ;D


;D ;D ;D

In this case I took a late night call from a friend, plus I was pretty sleepy....found my tea sitting on my kitchen counter this morning. A very unhappy cup of tea indeed!  ;D

;D ;D ;D

In this case I took a late night call from a friend, plus I was pretty sleepy....found my tea sitting on my kitchen counter this morning. A very unhappy cup of tea indeed!  ;D



Yeah . Well, in my case, I tossed it down the drain, without tasting. I don't mind cold tea. Don't mind STRONG tea. But when the bag's been sitting in it for hours .... the spoons gonna probably stand up in THAT cup !


What I didn't reveal ... is that I later made another cup, and then pretty much consumed one third .... before either falling asleep, drinking beer, or ... actually, can't recall. Just know that most of it TOO .... ended up cold ! Since the teabag hadn't been sitting in it .... I drank THIS one !    8)    ;D

Yeah . Well, in my case, I tossed it down the drain, without tasting. I don't mind cold tea. Don't mind STRONG tea. But when the bag's been sitting in it for hours .... the spoons gonna probably stand up in THAT cup !


What I didn't reveal ... is that I later made another cup, and then pretty much consumed one third .... before either falling asleep, drinking beer, or ... actually, can't recall. Just know that most of it TOO .... ended up cold ! Since the teabag hadn't been sitting in it .... I drank THIS one !     8)    ;D
I am making the habit of hanging around the kitchen when the kettle is boiling.

when you forget what you came upstairs to get.  ::)

when you forget what you came upstairs to get.  ::)


Hell-oo Howard ! Have you managed to remember yet ?

Hell-oo Howard ! Have you managed to remember yet ?


I forgot to take my Ginko Biloba.  ;D

I forgot to take my Ginko Biloba.  ;D


Write on the box ......... that you shall NOT forget .... to take your Ginko ........ (what was it called ?  ).

..."pardon!"

Write on the box ......... that you shall NOT forget .... to take your Ginko ........ (what was it called ?  ).


Biloba.

What used to take five minutes to do now takes longer.

things iritate you more then they used to...  :-[

...you turning up the volume to things better.

YKYGOW.....you can remember every line of old Children's shows, such as "The Banana Splits".

YKYGMW.....your children like the songs enough to sing them with you ad nauseum.

"Tra-la-la, la-la-la-la..."

What used to take five minutes to do now takes longer.


It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night

;D :D ;D

What used to take five minutes to do now takes longer.


cause maybe we need to take our time.

cause maybe we need to take our time.


Yep, Howard...it DOES take longer in the ol' bathroom, don't it?
I like to take a book, because I never know how long I'll be in there.
And sometimes, it makes things a bit more enjoyable......


Ummmm.................. :-[

I just realized what Howard meant.




:o













:o












.....Sorry. And/or, My bad.  :D

Yep, Howard...it DOES take longer in the ol' bathroom, don't it?
I like to take a book, because I never know how long I'll be in there.
And sometimes, it makes things a bit more enjoyable......


Ummmm.................. :-[

I just realized what Howard meant.




:o













:o












.....Sorry. And/or, My bad.   :D
A bookk is better than a crossword puzzle to take in with you, for the puzzle may be difficult and you are cheesed off with it so early.

A bookk is better than a crossword puzzle to take in with you, for the puzzle may be difficult and you are cheesed off with it so early.



or a porn mag. ;D

...you get older losing your hair, any year for now.

...you get older losing your hair, any year for now.



Will you still post here, will you still joke here, when you're 64 ?

Will you still post here, will you still joke here, when you're 64 ?
I'll give it a try.

YKYGO/M when..

Policemen look tiny in stature and far too bleedin' young to be a copper



;D

YKYGO/M when..

Policemen look tiny in stature and far too bleedin' young to be a copper



;D
You begin to think I could be the father (or mother) of that policeman

YKYGO/M when..

Policemen look tiny in stature and far too bleedin' young to be a copper



;D

















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"What's all THIS then ? "























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                  "It's a fair cop ? "

































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Would you mind opening your bag,  please ?

You know you're getting old when you can't.... crap I must be getting old... I can't think of a good line(either that or it could be that I'm just tired, been up since 6:20 A.M.).

You know you're getting old when you can't.... crap I must be getting old... I can't think of a good line(either that or it could be that I'm just tired, been up since 6:20 A.M.).
You know it when it finally hits you!

...you get older losing your hair, any year for now.


I still have my hair.

I still have my hair.
Hair still exists for me, but in a different lighter shade.

when you have 10 strands of hair and like to wrap it around the head in a kind of fashion

when you have 10 strands of hair and like to wrap it around the head in a kind of fashion
Like Rad C Nesbit?

Like Rad C Nesbit?


YES!!

;D

YES!!

;D
...and Bobby Charlton

Hair still exists for me, but in a different lighter shade.


mine is light brown hair.

mine is light brown hair.


"I dream of Howard, with the li-ight brown hair...ya-da-dah, dee....la-tyah-dah-da, dah-dum..."

"I dream of Howard, with the li-ight brown hair...ya-da-dah, dee....la-tyah-dah-da, dah-dum..."
Do others dream of Howard?

Do others dream of Howard?


I'm not Howard,I'm The Tom Cruise of Pathmark! ;)

I'm not Howard,I'm The Tom Cruise of Pathmark! ;)
...with your shades?

...with your shades?



Yes,with my shades. ;)

Yes,with my shades. ;)
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You know it when it finally hits you!


Yeah... :D ;)


You know you're getting old when you forget how to do something that use to be second nature to you.

Yeah... :D ;)


You know you're getting old when you forget how to do something that use to be second nature to you.
I hope it not already starting?

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That's how I know I'm getting old,When I start to resemble Tom Cruise. ;D

That's how I know I'm getting old,When I start to resemble Tom Cruise. ;D



I don't understand that you wish to be compared to that idiot.  ::)  However.

You probably don't recall THIS incident ?    ???




















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Yeah ! I'd want to 'forget' that too !    :-X

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I cannot look at this joke man without seeing him bouncing off a sofa and gushing to Oprah W  ::) ::)

imo he will never be in the same league as Clint Eastwood/Paul Newman/Steve McQueen et al..

I cannot look at this joke man without seeing him bouncing off a sofa and gushing to Oprah W  ::) ::)

imo he will never be in the same league as Clint Eastwood/Paul Newman/Mr.Mister/ Steve McQueen et al..



What a lovely thing to say, Jules !    :)

imo he will never be in the same league as Clint Eastwood/Paul Newman/Mr. Monster/Steve McQueen et al..



I don't know about that one Al...better look again. Looks like an insult to me.... :o

I don't know about that one Al...better look again. Looks like an insult to me.... :o


Nice one .... gibbo ! You're learning FAST !  :D

Nice one .... gibbo ! You're learning FAST !   :D


You're welcome Alan...

I don't understand that you wish to be compared to that idiot.   ::)   However.

You probably don't recall THIS incident ?    ???




















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Yeah ! I'd want to 'forget' that too !    :-X


Was I ranting and raving aoout my ex?  ;D

I don't know about that one Al...better look again. Looks like an insult to me.... :o


yes I feel nauseous everytime I see him 

yes I feel nauseous everytime I see him 


However ... seems you might've missed something in my quoting of you ?    :-X    ;D

However ... seems you might've missed something in my quoting of you ?    :-X    ;D


Nope I got it...but it's a free world and it's only my opinion, I do appreciate he has legions of fans who rave about him ..ahem  ::)




;D

Nope I got it...but it's a free world and it's only my opinion, I do appreciate he has legions of fans who rave about him ..ahem  ::)




;D



He DOES seem to have a .... uhm ... 'polarising' effect ?    :-X                :P      ;D

He DOES seem to have a .... uhm ... 'polarising' effect ?     :-X                :P      ;D



It's definitely a risky business siding with him nowadays........

It's definitely a risky business siding with him nowadays........





Although things seem to have settled down a bit, somewhat .... lately.    :)

YKYGOW you have pains in places you didn't know you had...

YKYGOW you have pains in places you didn't know you had...
...a kind of ache you have never felt before?

...a kind of ache you have never felt before?


something quite new.

I hope it not already starting?


I don't think it is.

something quite new.
It has started here.

It has started here.



I had an ache in my neck but it has gone away.

YKYGOW......a young woman (about 18 or 19) bumped into me (when there was more than plenty of space to miss me) as if I was invisible...because she was craning her neck ..looking around to spot any good looking young bucks.

YKYGOW......a young woman (about 18 or 19) bumped into me (when there was more than plenty of space to miss me) as if I was invisible...because she was craning her neck ..looking around to spot any good looking young bucks.



Maybe she ran into you on purpose. ;)

YKYGOW......a young woman (about 18 or 19) bumped into me (when there was more than plenty of space to miss me) as if I was invisible...because she was craning her neck ..looking around to spot any good looking young bucks.


Not on a mobile phone then?

when I was sitting down waiting on carts yesterday and so many smoking hot women come walking my way! :o

when I was sitting down waiting on carts yesterday and so many smoking hot women come walking my way! :o
The hot women were smoking?

The hot women were smoking?


No,just very attractive.

No,just very attractive.
...but smoking?

...but smoking?



No,they weren't smoking.

No,they weren't smoking.
Just hot?

Just hot?


The hottest girls in Pathmark. ;)

The hottest girls in Pathmark. ;)
Customers or staff?

Customers or staff?


The customers,definitely! ;)

The customers,definitely! ;)
...and how are the staff?

Maybe she ran into you on purpose. ;)



No she looked really surprised that she hit such a large target without seeing me..




Not on a mobile phone then?



No mobile phone involved....


I'm telling you ...I'm now invisible to younger women.... Let's hope it never happens to Howard. He might use his power badly... ;)

...and how are the staff?



not as sexy.

not as sexy.
There must be one?

There must be one?


the cashiers are sexy.

the cashiers are sexy.
...and they have the money.

...and they have the money.


They have more money than me. :(

You know you're getting old\mature when..  you keep forgetting to make appointments (e.g .. dental ... even though I SHOULD know the 'drill' .... ) ... and leaving various identification cards at home .... that you could've sworn were in your wallet  .... and constantly managing to fall asleep when you've started watching a tv program(s) that you WANTED to stay awake for !    >:(  :\'(  :-[

^^When you want to watch something on TV late....then you get too tired and say to yourself, "I'll just record it"....then FORGET to record it!   :-[  ;D

....those days when you're too tired/sleepy to do ANYTHING.  >:(   :(

^^When you want to watch something on TV late....then you get too tired and say to yourself, "I'll just record it"....then FORGET to record it!   :-[  ;D

....those days when you're too tired/sleepy to do ANYTHING.  >:(   :(
...when you have no idea on how to record.

...when you have no idea on how to record.


or where the remote is.

or where the remote is.
I always put the remote(s) in the same place each time after use, so I know exactly where the remote(s) are, but anyone else (in your own home) no chance.

I always put the remote(s) in the same place each time after use, so I know exactly where the remote(s) are, but anyone else (in your own home) no chance.


My parents don't sometimes.

My parents don't sometimes.
At times I have to search for the remotes

At times I have to search for the remotes


But do you find it later?

But do you find it later?
Eventually found.

Eventually found.


It takes my parents a while for them to find it.

It takes my parents a while for them to find it.
You could make a game of this "Hunt the Remote"?

YKYAGOW you decide to let the grey stay in your hair because you don't want 30(or 40) year olds hitting on you.

You could make a game of this "Hunt the Remote"?



and what does the winner get?

and what does the winner get?
The chance to watch the programme they like on tv.

sometimes foul language and nastiness in general in movies does not agree  with you

When you start sounding like your parents. :o

When you start sounding like your parents. :o
In truth, even I have noticed I have some of my father's traits at my age.

In truth, even I have noticed I have some of my father's traits at my age.



Me Too.

YKWYAGO when you give a suggestion to a mother with young children-and instead of giving you the evil eye for telling her how to raise her child they say thank you.

you start getting grey hair even at a young age. :o

you start getting grey hair even at a young age. :o
...it may be heriditary?

...it may be heriditary?


sure runs in MY family.

YKWYAGO when you give a suggestion to a mother with young children-and instead of giving you the evil eye for telling her how to raise her child they say thank you.


or thank you, ma'am (cringe)

or thank you, ma'am (cringe)


I kinda like the ma'am.  Sounds a lot better than f' you b***, and the corresponding words that ensue.

YKYGOW- You think the phrase "Getting some action" means your prune juice is kicking in.


LOL

YKYGOW- You think the phrase "Getting some action" means your prune juice is kicking in.


LOL  Yeah baby!!!!

Yeah . Well, in my case, I tossed it down the drain, without tasting. I don't mind cold tea. Don't mind STRONG tea. But when the bag's been sitting in it for hours .... the spoons gonna probably stand up in THAT cup !


What I didn't reveal ... is that I later made another cup, and then pretty much consumed one third .... before either falling asleep, drinking beer, or ... actually, can't recall. Just know that most of it TOO .... ended up cold ! Since the teabag hadn't been sitting in it .... I drank THIS one !     8)    ;D





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you forget where things are. ::)

you forget where things are. ::)
You forget where everything is.

...you are watching a movie and you have a vague feeling you have seen it before and your partner walks in and immediately recognises that you saw that same movie a couple of months before...... :o

You forget where everything is.



then you wind up losing your mind.

...you are watching a movie and you have a vague feeling you have seen it before and your partner walks in and immediately recognises that you saw that same movie a couple of months before...... :o


Agghh..I hope that doesn't happen to me.

you can't see your eyes before your face.

Agghh..I hope that doesn't happen to me.



Not so bad really....I can watch the same movie many times with pretty much the same enjoyment.. :)

Not so bad really....I can watch the same movie many times with pretty much the same enjoyment.. :)



Really helps though if you've got Als-heimers !

Not so bad really....I can watch the same movie many times with pretty much the same enjoyment.. :)



Really helps though if you've got Als-heimers !

Not so bad really....I can watch the same movie many times with pretty much the same enjoyment.. :)



Really helps though if you've got Als-heimers !

I was gonna post something in this thread .... but .... can't remember what it was ...      :-\\        :-[      :(

Not so bad really....I can watch the same movie many times with pretty much the same enjoyment.. :)


LOL

When the 15 year olds you work with look at the 1979 on your id card and then make this ---> :o face

Realizing those same 15 year olds were EIGHT on Sept 11th ::)

When the 15 year olds you work with look at the 1979 on your id card and then make this ---> :o face

Realizing those same 15 year olds were EIGHT on Sept 11th ::)



28 ?  ??? You're just a baby !  :-X

I was gonna post something in this thread .... but .... can't remember what it was ...      :-\\        :-[      :(


take your Ginko Biloba.

take your Ginko Biloba.









What a brilliant idea !
















Now, if I could only remember where I left it !    :-[  :(









:P

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This helps to improve memory loss.^



Only if you can remember to take it  ;D

YKYAGOW you hear of a favorite band going on tour and the first thing you think if "I wonder if they are all still alive?"

Only if you can remember to take it   ;D
If only you can remember where you put the bottle?

If only you can remember where you put the bottle?


medicine cabinet.

YKYAGOW Prom night was the night your boyfriends father let him borrow the car and keep it out until 1am

What a brilliant idea !
















Now, if I could only remember where I left it !    :-[   :(









:P


medicine cabinet.

medicine cabinet.

medicine cabinet.


Howard's getting old and repeating himself... ;D

Howard's getting old and repeating himself... ;D


I'm not THAT old.

Howard's getting old and repeating himself... ;D
He cannot find the medicine cabinet.

He cannot find the medicine cabinet.
It is no use asking me I do not know where it is too.

He cannot find the medicine cabinet.


mine is upstairs and downstairs.

mine is upstairs and downstairs.
You have two medicine cabinets?

You have two medicine cabinets?



one upstairs and one downstairs.

one upstairs and one downstairs.
We only have one, that saves a lot in time in confusion.

We only have one, that saves a lot in time in confusion.



Why not two?

Why not two?
Where can we put the other medicine cabinet?

Where can we put the other medicine cabinet?


Do you have any room for two?

Do you have any room for two?
We have only room for one.

We have only room for one.


So one it shall be.

So one it shall be.
Yes, and that way we know know where every is.

Yes, and that way we know know where every is.


Did you find the medicine cabinet?

Howard's getting old and repeating himself... ;D


So is gibbo!  ;D

So is gibbo!   ;D



Hey,I'm only 34,not 64. ::)

Hey,I'm only 34,not 64. ::)
So he will have to wait 30 years to sing "When I'm 64"

So he will have to wait 30 years to sing "When I'm 64"


I hope I don't forget the lyrics by then. ;D

Flecks of gray here to stay!
:o

Flecks of gray here to stay!
:o



Especially when it's on the side of my head. :o :o

Flecks of gray here to stay!
:o



Here you go, Max .....






















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On the house !      ::)    :P    :D    ;D

Here you go, Max .....






















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On the house !      ::)    :P     :D    ;D


I oughta get some myself.

I oughta get some myself.
You will need some one day.

You will need some one day.



But I'm getting some grey hairs on the side of my head.

But I'm getting some grey hairs on the side of my head.


Shave it all off.

Next thing ... you'll be complaining that you are BALD !    >:(













;D

But I'm getting some grey hairs on the side of my head.
Can you bear to pluck out the hair one by one?

Can you bear to pluck out the hair one by one?


Which 'head' was he talking about ?    ???








That could be PAINFUL !    :o





:D


;D

Which 'head' was he talking about ?     ???








That could be PAINFUL !    :o





:D


;D
True... which hair?

True... which hair?


It will be a short, and curly one ........ I suspect ?    :-X    :o

Which 'head' was he talking about ?     ???








That could be PAINFUL !    :o





:D


;D


Alan!  :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D I think only you would make that association.  ::)

Can you bear to pluck out the hair one by one?



No,I have sensitive skin.

No,I have sensitive skin.
I advise you not to then.

I advise you not to then.



That would be a good idea.

That would be a good idea.
You have your hair now, it is best to keep it while you can.

You have your hair now, it is best to keep it while you can.


I'm still young.

I'm still young.
A good head of hair runs in my paternal side of the family.

A good head of hair runs in my paternal side of the family.



baldness runs in mine.

baldness runs in mine.
It does not so at the moment.

It does not so at the moment.


Your family has full heads of hair?

Your family has full heads of hair?
My father and paternal grandfather had a good head of hair, even though is was white more than grey.

My father and paternal grandfather had a good head of hair, even though is was white more than grey.


Mine is light brown with a few grey shades.

Mine is light brown with a few grey shades.
...and your fathers?

...and your fathers?


My father has grey already but as for me I have some on the sides of my head.

1. You try to open yer car door with the house front door key  ::)

2. You try and change tv stations with yer mobile phone

oh Godddd it get's worse

1. You try to open yer car door with the house front door key   ::)

2. You try and change tv stations with yer mobile phone

oh Godddd it get's worse


Someone forgot to take their Ginko Biloba. ;D

Someone forgot to take their Ginko Biloba. ;D


;D :D ;D

When you answer the banana instead of the telephone. ;D

When you answer the banana instead of the telephone. ;D
Or try to scan a barcode with the phone receiver!  ::)


On a more thoughtful note. When out in the pub on saturday night there was a big group of students drinking and a couple of the girls were completely paralytic. One fell over and just lay there unable to get up and I started to worry about whether they would get home alright and if someone from the group would look out for them because in that state anything could happen.

When you answer the banana instead of the telephone. ;D


That phone would have to be very a-peeling  :D

That phone would have to be very a-peeling  :D


Only when someone's drunk would someone answer the banana. ;D