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This is a topic from the Playful Penguin Place forum on inthe00s.
Subject: "In the '00s Members: The Merchandise Lines"
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/26/08 at 5:18 pm
What would happen if different online members started their own brand-name products?
-What would they be?
-What would you call them?
-How would you use them?
-What price range would they go for?
I would like to see different members nominated for things, here.
I will start with a perennial favorite:
Philip Eno's Distinguished Online Teas
"Designed to satisfy two addictions at once: the computer, and the caffeine!"
Only $9.95 gets you 3 sample flavors to start with:
-Distinguished British Bytes: For those afternoon trysts online!
-Eno's Earl Grey: Philip's Personal Pick!
-Abbey Road Concerto: For the Online Classical Music Lover!
Warning: This line of tea may become highly addictive. Please drink responsibly.
In case of addiction, contact Tea Drinkers Anonymous.
If you order within the next 30 minutes, you will also receive:
-Bowler's Green Delight: A green tea for those intense cricket matches!
20% of all proceeds from this tea goes to a cricket team of Philip Eno's choice.
Subject: Re: "In the '00s Members: The Merchandise Lines"
Written By: ninny on 03/26/08 at 5:29 pm
^ great idea
The Mr. Mister Photo copier
The Mister Mixer Master
Anytime you need to put someone's face or body parts on anything,just purchase the Mister Mixer Master
Starting at $2,000 up to $ 10,000
Subject: Re: "In the '00s Members: The Merchandise Lines"
Written By: KKay on 03/27/08 at 8:01 am
haaaaa....good idea.
Whistledog Logo Design
No business, TV show or Tube of Toothpaste is too small!
Price dependent on how cool the logo looks when complete.
Subject: Re: "In the '00s Members: The Merchandise Lines"
Written By: statsqueen on 03/27/08 at 3:15 pm
haaaaa....good idea.
Whistledog Logo Design
No business, TV show or Tube of Toothpaste is too small!
Price dependent on how cool the logo looks when complete.
Brilliant!
Subject: Re: "In the '00s Members: The Merchandise Lines"
Written By: whistledog on 03/27/08 at 7:39 pm
haaaaa....good idea.
Whistledog Logo Design
No business, TV show or Tube of Toothpaste is too small!
Price dependent on how cool the logo looks when complete.
LOL that's awesome 8)
Subject: Re: "In the '00s Members: The Merchandise Lines"
Written By: whistledog on 03/27/08 at 8:04 pm
Becuase someone would have done this ...
Howard's Johnsons
A whole line of sex toys created by our very own Howard. They come in all shapes and sizes
"For those lonesome nights, or romantic nights, trust Howard's Johnsons and make it a night you won't forget"
:D ;D
Subject: Re: "In the '00s Members: The Merchandise Lines"
Written By: KKay on 03/27/08 at 8:40 pm
Becuase someone would have done this ...
Howard's Johnsons
A whole line of sex toys created by our very own Howard. They come in all shapes and sizes
"For those lonesome nights, or romantic nights, trust Howard's Johnsons and make it a night you won't forget"
:D ;D
BAAAAA..............HAHAHAHAAA
Genius.
Subject: Re: "In the '00s Members: The Merchandise Lines"
Written By: Howard on 03/28/08 at 6:16 am
Becuase someone would have done this ...
Howard's Johnsons
A whole line of sex toys created by our very own Howard. They come in all shapes and sizes
"For those lonesome nights, or romantic nights, trust Howard's Johnsons and make it a night you won't forget"
:D ;D
HAHA,Good One,I love it.
Howard Johnson's coming to a store near you,make sure you come in and say "Hello". ;D
Subject: Re: "In the '00s Members: The Merchandise Lines"
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/28/08 at 12:16 pm
Becuase someone would have done this ...
Howard's Johnsons
A whole line of sex toys created by our very own Howard. They come in all shapes and sizes
"For those lonesome nights, or romantic nights, trust Howard's Johnsons and make it a night you won't forget"
:D ;D
Here's a catch slogan:
"Howard's Johnsons- Having a 'stiff one' will NEVER be the same again!"
Subject: Re: "In the '00s Members: The Merchandise Lines"
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/28/08 at 12:20 pm
What would happen if different online members started their own brand-name products?
-What would they be?
-What would you call them?
-How would you use them?
-What price range would they go for?
I would like to see different members nominated for things, here.
I will start with a perennial favorite:
Philip Eno's Distinguished Online Teas
"Designed to satisfy two addictions at once: the computer, and the caffeine!"
Only $9.95 gets you 3 sample flavors to start with:
-Distinguished British Bytes: For those afternoon trysts online!
-Eno's Earl Grey: Philip's Personal Pick!
-Abbey Road Concerto: For the Online Classical Music Lover!
Warning: This line of tea may become highly addictive. Please drink responsibly.
In case of addiction, contact Tea Drinkers Anonymous.
If you order within the next 30 minutes, you will also receive:
-Bowler's Green Delight: A green tea for those intense cricket matches!
20% of all proceeds from this tea goes to a cricket team of Philip Eno's choice.
I'll drink to that.
Subject: Re: "In the '00s Members: The Merchandise Lines"
Written By: Howard on 03/28/08 at 3:16 pm
Here's a catch slogan:
"Howard's Johnsons- Having a 'stiff one' will NEVER be the same again!"
or "Come In and be stiffy"? ;D
Subject: Re: "In the '00s Members: The Merchandise Lines"
Written By: whistledog on 03/28/08 at 6:41 pm
Here's a catch slogan:
"Howard's Johnsons- Having a 'stiff one' will NEVER be the same again!"
LOL
or how about ...
"If you want the right stiff, you'll need the right stuff. For all your pleasurable needs, stick with Howard's Johnsons. They'll stick with you, guaranteed!"
Subject: Re: "In the '00s Members: The Merchandise Lines"
Written By: Howard on 03/29/08 at 6:51 am
LOL
or how about ...
"If you want the right stiff, you'll need the right stuff. For all your pleasurable needs, stick with Howard's Johnsons. They'll stick with you, guaranteed!"
I would sell all my porn tapes for cheap. ;D