What would you like to see invented ?  ???  I'd love to see one of these  8)    .....





























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Of course, getting a woman might have to be the next step  :-[  .... but with one of these, at least I'd have the motivation ?  ???  :P  :D

What would you like to see invented ?  ???   I'd love to see one of these  8)    .....





























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Of course, getting a woman might have to be the next step  :-[  .... but with one of these, at least I'd have the motivation ?  ???  :P  :D
Can it be adapted to control the television as well?

I like the operating instructions, #3 Hope for the best.

Can it be adapted to control the television as well?


Seeing the cricket is as important as controlling the woman ?  Well, I suppose it IS a close run thing ?

I like the operating instructions, #3 Hope for the best.


At least no batteries are required.  They can be saved for more valuable things ?  ???  :o  :P

i'd like to see something invented that will flip your flapjacks for you.

How close are we to having Personal Jet Packs?

How about a "Politician Filter"- which filters out the B.S. and translates their jargon in to Layman's Terms?

How close are we to having Personal Jet Packs?



Short extracts:


Wiki:

The main faults of this type of rocket pack are:

    * Short duration of flight (to 30 seconds).
    * The reasonably high expense of the peroxide propellant.
    * The danger of flying below minimum parachute altitude, and hence without any safety equipment.
    * The sheer difficulty of manually flying such a device.



Current technology

According to the USA Government, real jetpacks have little practical value due to the limitations of current technology. The United States military, which conducted most jet pack research, has declared that helicopters are far more practical. Many others have worked on devising a functional jet pack, but with limited success.

As depicted in Episode 32 of MythBusters, according to an urban legend, a jetpack or rocketpack may be affordably built from plans purchased off the Internet. The jetpack produced by the MythBusters, where two ducted fans were powered by a Rotax 583 ultralight engine, was not powerful enough to lift a person off the ground, and was expensive to build.





Even if an operational rocket pack could be built, as is the case with the Rocketpack recently constructed by the USA's only "private rocketeer" Gerard Martowlis; flying a pack is both extraordinarily difficult and extremely dangerous. Like all previous Rocket Belt pilots his recent tests of the belt are performed with the use of a Safety Tether System to prevent injury due to loss of control. It takes many, many hours of practice to learn to fly the pack and this training carries a high cost in propellant. Even when trained, the low flight time of any peroxide-based pack means that the entire flight is below the minimum parachute altitude so any loss of control or failure of the pack is highly likely to be fatal.




Fuller info at:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jet_pack

How about a "Politician Filter"- which filters out the B.S. and translates their jargon in to Layman's Terms?


Doesn't that belong in your current 'Baker's Dozen' of total impossibilities ? 

Can it be adapted to control the television as well?

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p184/petal_bucket/remote.gif
this is what happens...http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u304/dahliab_2007/remote.jpg

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p184/petal_bucket/remote.gif
this is what happens...http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u304/dahliab_2007/remote.jpg


You're violent, Janine!

a time machine

an invisibility suit

something like an Ipod that is just for movies, that hooks up to your TV...it has crazy amounts of memory to store thousands and thousands of movies...therefore elimating the need for DVD's... and it would be ideal if you could either download the movies or transfer them from VHS or DVD to the machine.

What would you like to see invented ?  ???   I'd love to see one of these  8)    .....





























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Of course, getting a woman might have to be the next step  :-[  .... but with one of these, at least I'd have the motivation ?  ???  :P  :D


That'd be great for any girlfriend. ;D

a remote control that controls everything in the house.

That'd be great for any girlfriend. ;D


I'd do any of that for you, without a remote.

I'd do any of that for you, without a remote.


I'd push the pause button. ::)

I'd push the pause button. ::)


i understand... you would need a break now and then...

You're violent, Janine!

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i understand... you would need a break now and then...


No I wouldn't.

No I wouldn't.
wow. you must have a lot of stamina! :o

wow. you must have a lot of stamina! :o


Only When I work at Pathmark. ;D

Only When I work at Pathmark. ;D


you sure know how to work it

you sure know how to work it


yeah,work them carts. ;D

I want a large spike/lever type device on the front of my car that will skewer any annoying vehicle in front of me and then flick/catapult it over the back of my vehicle (of course, carefully landing it so as not to inconvenience any others).



...and the Control-a woman device could still work with the TV as you could make her change the channels for you ... (of course, these are not necesarily the true thoughts of this writer).

There, that should save me....

...and the Control-a woman device could still work with the TV as you could make her change the channels for you ... (of course, these are not necesarily the true thoughts of this writer).

...as advertised?

You're violent, Janine!


Yeah....I should have gone with my first instinct...You're SCARY!! ;D

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this is what happens...http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u304/dahliab_2007/remote.jpg




GREAT cartoons / excellent  response ninny !  http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/unworthy.gif ;D  The women should be proud of you.  8)

That'd be great for any girlfriend. ;D






I'd do any of that for you, without a remote.




THOSE rumours ....  ::)    .... they just WON'T go away, will they ?



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Some people  <  :-[  :-\\    won't LET them ?  :P  ;D

GREAT cartoons / excellent  response ninny !  http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/unworthy.gif ;D   The women should be proud of you.  8)

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this is what happens...http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u304/dahliab_2007/remote.jpg


Wow Ninny.... the really nasty.  ;D

I can't from personal experience but .........just how remote is it up there?  ;)

THOSE rumours ....  ::)    .... they just WON'T go away, will they ?



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Some people   <  :-[  :-\\    won't LET them ?   :P  ;D


HEY,HEY,HEY,could you please cut it out. ::)

Wow Ninny.... the really nasty.  ;D

I can't from personal experience but .........just how remote is it up there?   ;)

Hmm,well that would depend on the guy some are like
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HEY,HEY,HEY,could you please cut it out. ::)


It's in the tree Howard. If you get the right type of saw ..... YOU might be able to 'cut' it out ?

HEY,HEY,HEY,could you please cut it out. ::)

Yeah, he prefers "yambag" jokes.

Yeah, he prefers "yambag" jokes.


No I don't.

The Robot Chicken.

*high five* Ninny!!!

Boys are silly :P

*high five* Ninny!!!

Boys are silly :P

:)

If I told you what I would like to see invented, then you would go and invent it, make millions and then I'd be SOL lol


"You had your chance"

http://www.lazydork.com/movies/envy.jpg

Hawk...guess you didn't see.  How is your daughter?

*high five* Ninny!!!

Boys are silly :P


Thank you on behalf of all silly boys (young and not so...)  :)

Thank you on behalf of all silly boys (young and not so...)  :)




As for me .... I'm not 'silly' ......          I'm just 'plain STUPID' !  :P      :D ;D :D

As for me .... I'm not 'silly' ......           I'm just 'plain STUPID' !   :P       :D ;D :D


Nothing plain about you ...stupid!

Nothing plain about you ...stupid!


Harumph !  >:(



Gives me karma, then thinks he can get away with ANYTHING !  >:(  Like calling me 'Stupid' !  >:(














How right he is !  :-[














  :D

Yea, he's just 'stupid'  without the plain.  ::)

If I told you what I would like to see invented, then you would go and invent it, make millions and then I'd be SOL lol


"You had your chance"

http://www.lazydork.com/movies/envy.jpg


That product won't work. ::)

That product won't work. ::)
You speak from experience?

You speak from experience?


All you do is a spray it on poop and it disappears.

All you do is a spray it on poop and it disappears.
what happens when you spray it on president bush?

All you do is a spray it on poop and it disappears.
Where does it rise to?

Thank you on behalf of all silly boys (young and not so...)  :)


Silly boys make the best lovers.
Silly girls make the wackiest dates.

And moose are.......well, moose.

Silly boys make the best lovers.
Silly girls make the wackiest dates.

And moose are.......well, moose.


;D Nice conclusion! ;D  moose?

Silly boys make the best lovers.
Silly girls make the wackiest dates.

And moose are.......well, moose.


Loved the non link to moose....... ;D

Yea, he's just 'stupid'  without the plain.   ::)


Geez Alan....How do you feel?  .....now that youv'e been deemed ...LESS than plain......... :o

Geez Alan....How do you feel?  .....now that youv'e been deemed ...LESS than plain......... :o


How do I feel ? How do I feel ?  ???









http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/1509.jpg
"I feel like a Tooheys, I feel like a Tooheys, I feel like a Tooheys, or two  three !"

Loved the non link to moose....... ;D


Would you explain that moose? Can't ask Wayne.

How do I feel ? How do I feel ?   ???









http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/1509.jpg
"I feel like a Tooheys, I feel like a Tooheys, I feel like a Tooheys, or two  three !"


THAT actually made me laugh ot loud. So...random! ;D

Would you explain that moose? Can't ask Wayne.


I believe the moose has nothing to do with anything..that's what made it funny! ;)

oh.  thanks  :)

THAT actually made me laugh ot loud. So...random! ;D


Yay!  ;D  :)  8)





Oh .... back to the topic ! I might have to threaten to lock this topic .... because it's going off topic. People are having WAY too much fun here .... and THAT'S starting to 'piss me off' ! I'm starting to feel very petty !  >:(







So, everybody you have BEEN warned ! No more going off topic !  >:(





Now, what WAS the topic  ???









Re: Things you'd love to see invented ?


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YOU ^ 'VE  Been VERY Bad !  >:(

< Being a 'good boy' now !  :)  8)


Yeah ..... I'd like to see an unsubscribe option to threads.... so I could avoid certain topic starters / notifications to threads I've previously posted in ...  >:(






Since I love to post amongst like minded 'silly' people !  :P  ;D

Okay..I can be on topic too.

I'd like teletransporters to be invented so I could get to certain places faster (just like in Star Trek).

Okay..I can be on topic too.

I'd like teletransporters to be invented so I could get to certain places faster (just like in Star Trek).





That would be REALLY cool !  8) It'd be great to step in one of those things, and be back in the UK in an instant, rather than the 24 hours (approx.) that I can 'look forward to '  ::)  8-P  .... when I go to visit my dear old mum and brother later this year ....






Something else that'd be cool (well, at least for the guys ?) ..... X-Ray glasses for the beach ..... so my imagination didn't have to work so hard !  ;D

That would be REALLY cool !  8) It'd be great to step in one of those things, and be back in the UK in an instant, rather than the 24 hours (approx.) that I can 'look forward to '  ::)  8-P  .... when I go to visit my dear old mum and brother later this year ....






Something else that'd be cool (well, at least for the guys ?) ..... X-Ray glasses for the beach ..... so my imagination didn't have to work so hard !   ;D


Yeah..I've always wanted a pair of them since I was 13 or 14. Invisibility would be good too (of course, it would only be used responsibily).. ::)

Yeah..I've always wanted a pair of them since I was 13 or 14. Invisibility would be good too (of course, it would only be used responsibily).. ::)



Do I appear to be offline, or online 'gibbo' ?  ???


Well .... actually .....  :-X


Yes .... I'm using my 'invisibility'  responsibly !  :P  ;D

what happens when you spray it on president bush?


or spray it on Gov.Spitzer.  ;D

That would be REALLY cool !  8) It'd be great to step in one of those things, and be back in the UK in an instant, rather than the 24 hours (approx.) that I can 'look forward to '  ::)  8-P  .... when I go to visit my dear old mum and brother later this year ....






Something else that'd be cool (well, at least for the guys ?) ..... X-Ray glasses for the beach ..... so my imagination didn't have to work so hard !   ;D



Bur, imagining is half the fun, I think?

Know that remote?  I don't do photoshop at all, so you women will have to imagine it.

A button for pick up clothes, clean your mess, shut up, turn off sports games (unless the woman likes them too), bring flowers, cook romantic dinners with candles and all, and a button to make the guy go to sleep if we're not in the mood......but, if we are in the mood...full fledged, romantic evenings ending in ...you get the picture.

Any one care to make it?  If not, we're good at imagining.  ::)

1- Holodecks!

The abilty to create your own "real" world where you're every wish fantasy came true, and you could even recreate history or your favorite story, now there's an entertainment system!

2- My second choise would be a transporter system indeed

Hehe.....Johnny Depp on my sofa, doing whatEVER he wanted.

Yeah..I've always wanted a pair of them since I was 13 or 14. Invisibility would be good too (of course, it would only be used responsibily).. ::)


Well, he wasn't about when I developed the miraculous powers of invisiblity  :(  .... which I have since 'lost'  ;)



As for .....




Bur, imagining is half the fun, I think?

Know that remote?  I don't do photoshop at all, so you women will have to imagine it.

A button for pick up clothes, clean your mess, shut up, turn off sports games (unless the woman likes them too), bring flowers, cook romantic dinners with candles and all, and a button to make the guy go to sleep if we're not in the mood......but, if we are in the mood...full fledged, romantic evenings ending in ...you get the picture.

Any one care to make it?  If not, we're good at imagining.  ::)






Harumph !  >:(  Women with a remote to control US ? !  Stand by for the new movie, 'Battle of the remotes'.  ::)






Hey ! My remote's more powerful than yours ! No it isn't ! Yes it is ! No it isn't ! Yes it is ! ................  :D

ZAP!!!!! http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/xyxgun.gif

                                               http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/icon_rendeer.gif


                          http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/xyxgun.gifZAP!!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/hal.gif

       http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/hal.gif

ZAP!!!!! http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/xyxgun.gif

                                              http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/icon_rendeer.gif


                          http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/xyxgun.gifZAP!!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/hal.gif

      http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/hal.gif


;D

It worked this time...karma for you.

Alan, where do you find those two smilies whispering to each other?

It worked this time...karma for you.


'for you' ? You talking to me ? You talking to me ? Aah, a check of THE 'log' reveals she must've !  8) And of course, 'right back at ya !  ;)  ;D



Alan, where do you find those two smilies whispering to each other?



As for those 'whispering smilies' can't recall the particular ones you have in mind  :-\\





















http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/secret.gif "Don't tell her ALL your secrets !"






Oh, alright, before you get all upset with me ... PM on the way ....  ;D

http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/secret.gif(see?  it worked.)

http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/secret.gif(see?  it worked.)


It IS  a great one, though !  8)  I hope they don't expect royalties from me, all these smilies.  :\'(  They'll soon have me bankrupt ! Even if it's only 1 cent per 100 uses !  :-X :P ;D


http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/secret.gif (At least he was economical with them in this post .... we'll let him have it for free, THIS time ! )

what happens when you spray it on president bush?


He would poop his pants?

He would poop his pants?


Well it all makes sense really...The product was Poop Rise. It was sprayed on Bush and he rose to the top!  The product does work!!! :o

It IS  a great one, though !  8)  I hope they don't expect royalties from me, all these smilies.  :\'(  They'll soon have me bankrupt ! Even if it's only 1 cent per 100 uses !  :-X :P ;D


http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/secret.gif (At least he was economical with them in this post .... we'll let him have it for free, THIS time ! )


But what would we do without them? http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/dontknow.gif


It would disintrigrate into this. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/15/violent1.gif

Perhaps some should use them more often. ;D

But what would we do without them ;)

ha-my boyfriend does NOT need one of these!!!

ha-my boyfriend does NOT need one of these!!!


No...only husbands need them........ ;)

I could use one of those "instant holes" to hide in, sometimes.

He would poop his pants?


Maybe he'll choke. ;D

I could use one of those "instant holes" to hide in, sometimes.


Damn fine idea...you carry it with you and just whip it out (the hole that is) and throw it down on the ground and jump into the instant hole.. 8)

I could use one of those "instant holes" to hide in, sometimes.
You don't need one in Blackburn Lancashire, for there are 4,000 holes there.

I could use one of those "instant holes" to hide in, sometimes.

You don't need one in Blackburn Lancashire, for there are 4,000 holes there.
...unless you are the 4,001th person?

You don't need one in Blackburn Lancashire, for there are 4,000 holes there.


Aren't they filled with beetles?

Damn fine idea...you carry it with you and just whip it out (the hole that is) and throw it down on the ground and jump into the instant hole.. 8)


What instant hole?  What happened to my man-remote idea. :)

Aren't they filled with beetles?
...but still know one knows how many it takes to fill the Albert Hall.

What instant hole?  What happened to my man-remote idea. :)


I'm a fairly remote man ............ ;)

I'm a fairly remote man ............ ;)


not interested in the remote?  scroll up more.

not interested in the remote?  scroll up more.


I saw your dumb idea about a man-remote and I'm here to tell you that we (and I think I speak for all members) are not interested in such an idea. We ALL agree that the woman remote is definitely the way to go. After all ..... we have the woman to pick up cloths and other menial stuff..... :P

If THAT doesn't get me into trouble here then NOTHING will!!!! ;D

I saw your dumb idea about a man-remote and I'm here to tell you that we (and I think I speak for all members) are not interested in such an idea. We ALL agree that the woman remote is definitely the way to go. After all ..... we have the woman to pick up cloths and other menial stuff..... :P

If THAT doesn't get me into trouble here then NOTHING will!!!! ;D
The batteries would run out much quicker.

I saw your dumb idea about a man-remote and I'm here to tell you that we (and I think I speak for all members) are not interested in such an idea. We ALL agree that the woman remote is definitely the way to go. After all ..... we have the woman to pick up cloths and other menial stuff..... :P

If THAT doesn't get me into trouble here then NOTHING will!!!! ;D



You are in  humongous, really big trouble...must be a remote for spanking, gagging, stuff like that. ;D

The batteries would run out much quicker.


Then time to plug in and recharge.....

You are in  humongous, really big trouble...must be a remote for spanking, gagging, stuff like that. ;D


Yes...also called the woman-remote..... ;D

Then time to plug in and recharge.....


Sounds suspicious?

Yes...also called the woman-remote..... 
Posted on: Today at 06:47:04 AMPosted by: gibbo 

Then time to plug in and recharge.....
...when not in use.

Sounds suspicious?


Yes, it was intended to be suspicious.  Fun ...but still suspicious!!! ;)

Yes, it was intended to be suspicious.  Fun ...but still suspicious!!! ;)
Did it say suspicious on the pack?

Did it say suspicious on the pack?


I find suspicious items are rarely marked as such on the packaging....." Suspicious item for sale" doesn't sound too enticing!!

I find suspicious items are rarely marked as such on the packaging....." Suspicious item for sale" doesn't sound too enticing!!
Found on the top or bottom shelf?

Found on the top or bottom shelf?


I'd say hidden away out the back or under the counter..........

I'd say hidden away out the back or under the counter..........
...and you have to ask for them, in a hushed tone of voice.

I saw your dumb idea about a man-remote and I'm here to tell you that we (and I think I speak for all members) are not interested in such an idea. We ALL agree that the woman remote is definitely the way to go. After all ..... we have the woman to pick up cloths and other menial stuff..... :P

If THAT doesn't get me into trouble here then NOTHING will!!!! ;D




Yeah, good old 'god' ... he made pretty good use of that rib he pinched off our ancestor, right ? Shame he didn't give us that damned remote control though, eh ?




The good old days, when women knew their place ... the kitchen and the bedroom !  :P    :D ;D :D

Yeah, good old 'god' ... he made pretty good use of that rib he pinched off our ancestor, right ? Shame he didn't give us that damned remote control though, eh ?




The good old days, when women knew their place ... the kitchen and the bedroom !   :P    :D ;D :D


Hey ..THEY need access to ALL parts of the house....to clean!

Hey ..THEY need access to ALL parts of the house....to clean!


Clean seems to be the operative word. I do believe you and I will need to show the women folk here ... a 'clean pair of heels'  in order to not be skinned alive. I don't think they come online for a few hours yet, gibbo. We still have a chance ?  ???








:D

Clean seems to be the operative word. I do believe you and I will need to show the women folk here ... a 'clean pair of heels'  in order to not be skinned alive. I don't think they come online for a few hours yet, gibbo. We still have a chance ?   ???








:D


OOOps ....too late

Heeey ....I saw Ninny posting in here and now there's nothing. Wonder what happened???

OOOps ....too late



We need to invent an instant compliment machine ... an instant bouquet of flowers machine, an instant box of chocolates machine ..... those 3 together might buy us a LITTLE bit of time ?

We need to invent an instant compliment machine ... an instant bouquet of flowers machine, an instant box of chocolates machine ..... those 3 together might buy us a LITTLE bit of time ?


In addition, an instant electric shock zapper machine connected to Mr Mister and Yours Truly. They won't be happy unless there's pain with that gain........ :\'(

Yeah, good old 'god' ... he made pretty good use of that rib he pinched off our ancestor, right ? Shame he didn't give us that damned remote control though, eh ?




The good old days, when women knew their place ... the kitchen and the bedroom !   :P    :D ;D :D

Back to these good old days
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or these
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http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z83/maniako4ever/Cooking.jpg
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or how about this
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http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m245/MD4leon/Images/vacuuming.gif
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I need something to sort out my growing 'liquid grain storage facility' aka as 'beer gut' !  :-[  Is the invention called 'liposuction' ?  :D

I need something to sort out my growing 'liquid grain storage facility' aka as 'beer gut' !  :-[   Is the invention called 'liposuction' ?   :D



No it's called abstinence......... ;D ;D ;D

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^

http://www.amoktime.com/images/neca/lis2.jpg
"The pain, the pain !"  :\'(










http://hometown.aol.com/deslily/jh3.jpg

You 'ninny' !! ^  >:(    :P  ;D

^

http://www.amoktime.com/images/neca/lis2.jpg
"The pain, the pain !"  :\'(










http://hometown.aol.com/deslily/jh3.jpg

You 'ninny' !! ^   >:(    :P   ;D

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc186/McKenzie_Ross/Graphics%20Shop/Ninny.png
Which ninny is better ;D
http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa187/manos77035/LostinSpace2.jpg

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc186/McKenzie_Ross/Graphics%20Shop/Ninny.png
Which ninny is better ;D
http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa187/manos77035/LostinSpace2.jpg


The one on this board !  :)

Hey, I just managed to invent that 'compliment machine' !  ;D


Well, I MIGHT be able to sleep peacefully tonight .... although will probably have nightmares about  hordes of angry women folk jumping out of the computer to string me up !  :\'(



Goodnight ninny .... beddy byes for 'Mister' .  :)

The one on this board !  :)

Hey, I just managed to invent that 'compliment machine' !  ;D


Well, I MIGHT be able to sleep peacefully tonight .... although will probably have nightmares about  hordes of angry women folk jumping out of the computer to string me up !  :\'(



Goodnight ninny .... beddy byes for 'Mister' .   :)

:) http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff217/goudklomp_2007/goodnight.gif
another woman to think about
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc267/lisa_402/GOODNIGHT.gif

Yes, it was intended to be suspicious.  Fun ...but still suspicious!!! ;)


aha!  ;D

Yeah, good old 'god' ... he made pretty good use of that rib he pinched off our ancestor, right ? Shame he didn't give us that damned remote control though, eh ?




The good old days, when women knew their place ... the kitchen and the bedroom !   :P    :D ;D :D



>:( ;D

Yes...also called the woman-remote..... ;D


That'd be great. ;D

The good old days, when women knew their place ... the kitchen and the bedroom !    >:( ;D
   



Alan,
In the good old days, there was no kitchen or bedroom, just Eden.  And who messed that up all the while trying to blame the woman?  The man of course...I suppose he was supposed to have some position of authority, 'which' he messed up royally!!  ::)

Back to these good old days
http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd13/bstnnmyballs/gatty9.jpg
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t224/nette_theya/OldPicbig.jpg
or these
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m205/leahcowley/cookingandcleaning.jpg
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z83/maniako4ever/Cooking.jpg
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http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o284/mistytigergirl/Faces%20And%20Smileys/Cleaning.gif
or how about this
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj209/jbarham445/cleaning.jpg
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m245/MD4leon/Images/vacuuming.gif
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc34/jonsjax/realmencleanhouse.jpg
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o319/rovette/mothersdayweekend033.jpg




good one, ninny! ;D

how about things that we love,  that "were" invented.  Today I'd personally like to pay homage and tribute to this man
Rudi Gernreich http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020qnot1H23cAqnGjzbkF/SIG=11rftnpkl/EXP=1205793831/**http%3A//www.1966batfan.com/rudigern1.jpg

Thanks Rudi for giving so us so little, and yet so much.  I give you Karma
































Fashion designer Rudi Gernreich was credited with introducing the modern thong back in 1974 which grew in popularity in South America, especially in Brazil

how about things that we love,  that "were" invented.  Today I'd personally like to pay homage and tribute to this man
Rudi Gernreich http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020qnot1H23cAqnGjzbkF/SIG=11rftnpkl/EXP=1205793831/**http%3A//www.1966batfan.com/rudigern1.jpg

Thanks Rudi for giving so us so little, and yet so much.  I give you Karma
































Fashion designer Rudi Gernreich was credited with introducing the modern thong back in 1974 which grew in popularity in South America, especially in Brazil


Rudi's a member here ?  ??? :o

Rudi's a member here ?  ??? :o
I wish.   it will have to be a symbolic gesture of Karma giving. no offense Al, but the Karma I just gave you was for him.  ;)

I wish.  it will have to be a symbolic gesture of Karma giving. no offense Al, but the Karma I just gave you was for him.  ;)


:\'(


Still, thanks in any case Mike. It all adds up, should I ever wish to cash it in at the 'Karma shop' !  :P  ;D

:\'(


Still, thanks in any case Mike. It all adds up, should I ever wish to cash it in at the 'Karma shop' !   :P  ;D
you're most welcome Al and it is being stored in your Karma bank and you have authority to use it as you see fit  8)

good one, ninny! ;D

thank you :)

you're most welcome Al and it is being stored in your Karma bank and you have authority to use it as you see fit  8)



I might get a new pacifier  for my dancing baby ?  Might even suck on it myself from time to time !

I might get a new pacifier  for my dancing baby ?  Might even suck on it myself from time to time !
just use that bottle of beer as a pacifier

just use that bottle of beer as a pacifier


Sucking on suds ? Yes, that's a much better idea ! Thanks !  ;D



An Error Has Occurred!
Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 24 hours.

:\'(

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Little Mr.Mister's ;D

A robot woman. ;D

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Little Mr.Mister's ;D
Gripe Water does the same trick.

Gripe Water does the same trick.

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g208/seckelsmarket/gripewater.jpg

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g208/seckelsmarket/gripewater.jpg
...organic or not, it does make the baby happier.

I wanted to add one more to Philip's karma to even it out, but

'Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 24 hours.'

Sorry, Philip

I wanted to add one more to Philip's karma to even it out, but

'Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 24 hours.'

Sorry, Philip
Thanks, I can patiently wait.

:)

:\'(


Still, thanks in any case Mike. It all adds up, should I ever wish to cash it in at the 'Karma shop' !   :P  ;D


"There's a guy worls down the Karma shop swears he's Al-vis" :D

"There's a guy worls down the Karma shop swears he's Al-vis" :D


Karma shop attendant ? Well, it is a wonderful thing.

















http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/403/elvscopybc8.jpg
The Wonder of Karma ?

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g208/seckelsmarket/gripewater.jpg


Will this work on adults?  ???

Will this work on adults?  ???
What does it say in the instructions on the bottle?

What does it say in the instructions on the bottle?


It says only for babies.

It says only for babies.


Could be grown up babies.  :)

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g208/seckelsmarket/gripewater.jpg




Will this work on adults?  ???





Could be grown up babies.  :)
















http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/448/bigbabycopytz1.jpg
Works for me !  :P

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/448/bigbabycopytz1.jpg
Works for me !   :P



eww!

Could be grown up babies.   :)


There are no such people.

how about an automatic nose-picker so i don't have to touch my nasty boogies?

how about an automatic nose-picker so i don't have to touch my nasty boogies?



Geez Bill ......that's what the tongue is for!!!  :o

how about an automatic nose-picker so i don't have to touch my nasty boogies?


Geez Bill ......that's what the tongue is for!!!  :o



'Pick it, lick it, roll it, flick it'.

'Pick it, lick it, roll it, flick it'.


There's always that other level of 'offness' to descend to..... ;D

There's always that other level of 'offness' to descend to..... ;D



Which <  can ususally be relied on to try to ascend  8)    descend  :-[  to  !    :\'(      :P  ;D

Which <  can ususally be relied on to try to ascend  8)    descend   :-[   to  !     :\'(      :P   ;D



On that note...reliability's good.....nite  ;)

On that note...reliability's good.....nite  ;)


Adios gibbo.

night, gibbo

how about an automatic nose-picker so i don't have to touch my nasty boogies?


That's why you have your fingers to do that. ;D

how about an automatic nose-picker so i don't have to touch my nasty boogies?
A sort of safe cocktail stick design?

I'm really, really wanting one of these.  8)

http://www.ubergizmo.com/photos/2007/6/jetpack.jpg

Or at least some form of anti-gravity device.

I'm really, really wanting one of these.  8)

http://www.ubergizmo.com/photos/2007/6/jetpack.jpg

Or at least some form of anti-gravity device.
Is that a flying saucer the other two men are standing on?

Is that a flying saucer the other two men are standing on?


I don't know, but I'd take one of those too.

I'm really, really wanting one of these.  8)

http://www.ubergizmo.com/photos/2007/6/jetpack.jpg

Or at least some form of anti-gravity device.


Instead of using a car,you'd fly to work.  ;D

Heart healthy cigarettes with anti-oxidants 

Heart healthy cigarettes with anti-oxidants 
Ones that you eat?

Ones that you eat?



I wouldn't eat one.

Ones that you eat?
no, you smoke em'  :) 

I wouldn't eat one.
you don't eat them. you smoke them and they're good for you

no, you smoke em'  :)  you don't eat them. you smoke them and they're good for you
Will there still be the tar?

Will there still be the tar?


and how much would they cost?

and how much would they cost?
Guaranteed it will be expensive in the UK.

Guaranteed it will be expensive in the UK.


and most likely in The United States.

and most likely in The United States.
I will not try it.

I will not try it.


cause you don't smoke? ???

cause you don't smoke? ???


I suppose it might be good thing for smokers to do while trying to quit nicotine smoking..... ???  It could work ...the action of smoking the 'good' cigarettes may be better than chewing gum etc.  Although they could just wear a patch and get the anti-oxidants from a host of other sources.

I suppose it might be good thing for smokers to do while trying to quit nicotine smoking..... ???  It could work ...the action of smoking the 'good' cigarettes may be better than chewing gum etc.  Although they could just wear a patch and get the anti-oxidants from a host of other sources.


That's a good idea.

That's a good idea.
How about patches?

right now a mute button for my daughter  >:(

right now a mute button for my daughter  >:(









http://www.shoppresh.com/product_images/binky_mute-button_pink.jpg

http://www.shoppresh.com/product_images/binky_mute-button_pink.jpg


She's a bit old for one of them  ;D

How about patches?


:)  I thought you meant the song. ;D

:)  I thought you meant the song. ;D


That's a song I care for a lot. Made it to #2 in the UK ... back in 1970 .... for Clarence Carter. Written by a member of Chairmen of the Board, who had hits in their own right. I actually shook hands with them (1972)  from the dance floor, whilst they were still on stage (was right up close to it).

That's a song I care for a lot. Made it to #2 in the UK ... back in 1970 .... for Clarence Carter. Written by a member of Chairmen of the Board, who had hits in their own right. I actually shook hands with them (1972)  from the dance floor, whilst they were still on stage (was right up close to it).


Never heard it before...but I liked it. Found a animated clip of it on youtube..  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1swk0fcIIsk

Never heard it before...but I liked it. Found a animated clip of it on youtube..  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1swk0fcIIsk


Thanks for that gibbo. I'll check it out, to see if it's any different to one I THINK I've downloaded already ...



Apart from being a great song (incidentally, it won the Grammy for  that year for 'Best Rhythm and Blues Songwriter's award) ....  The words meant quite a bit too.  My father had departed (by his own hand) just 2 years earlier ... and .. like the song relates  'daddy passed away'  ... 'I was the oldest of the family' (younger brother, myself and mother) .... 'at the age of thirteen I thought I was carrying the weight of the whole world on my shoulders' (also lyrics) ... well I was 13 when all that occurred. So ........

Thanks for that gibbo. I'll check it out, to see if it's any different to one I THINK I've downloaded already ...



Apart from being a great song (incidentally, it won the Grammy for  that year for 'Best Rhythm and Blues Songwriter's award) ....  The words meant quite a bit too.  My father had departed (by his own hand) just 2 years earlier ... and .. like the song relates  'daddy passed away'  ... 'I was the oldest of the family' (younger brother, myself and mother) .... 'at the age of thirteen I thought I was carrying the weight of the whole world on my shoulders' (also lyrics) ... well I was 13 when all that occurred. So ........


I was wondering why it held such significance to you.......sounds like it was tough back then....

I was wondering why it held such significance to you.......sounds like it was tough back then....


The 'event' had actually occurred in early 1968 (2 years before the song ... but I WAS 13 then). I was EXTREMELY depressed for around 18 months ? Songs like the Walker Brother's 'The Sun ain't gonna shine any more' .... summed up my general mood of the time.

I was wondering why it held such significance to you.......sounds like it was tough back then....


That sounds really tough.  The song I was talking about was Patches by Dickey Lee, on the same page as Peter's link.

That sounds really tough.  The song I was talking about was Patches by Dickey Lee, on the same page as Peter's link.


Never heard of him. Wonder if it's a different song, with the same title ?

Never heard of him. Wonder if it's a different song, with the same title ?


different song same title having checked the lyrics to both

It could be, Alan.  I just PMed you, but it went to a different name...Did you change names?  It's rather important.

It could be, Alan.  I just PMed you, but it went to a different name...Did you change names?  It's rather important.


Just read it Belle, thanks. But ... no name change. You've probably sent it to someone else too, by mistake !  ;D

Maybe you should check your outbox ... if you HAD clicked save a copy .... to see who it went to ?

Just read it Belle, thanks. But ... no name change. You've probably sent it to someone else too, by mistake !   ;D

Maybe you should check your outbox ... if you HAD clicked save a copy .... to see who it went to ?


When I sent it to you, it said no such name existed. Also,. no other name was on there except mr.mister.

But, I sent another one and no glitch,Alan

That's a song I care for a lot. Made it to #2 in the UK ... back in 1970 .... for Clarence Carter. Written by a member of Chairmen of the Board, who had hits in their own right. I actually shook hands with them (1972)  from the dance floor, whilst they were still on stage (was right up close to it).
Great song

How about patches?


I like the concept.

I like the concept.
...saves on eating too?

...saves on eating too?


Yes pretty much.

Yes pretty much.
A much healthier way.

the two inch extension cord.

the two inch extension cord.
Perfect!

A remote control that controls the whole house.

A remote control that controls the whole house.
I think it already exists.

A remote control that controls the whole house.
I remember seeing something on Tomorrow's World

Remember Suberboy had some robots that doubled for him when he had to be in two places at once? Well...I'd like a double/clone...to send to work each day, mow the lawn etc etc etc........

Remember Suberboy had some robots that doubled for him when he had to be in two places at once? Well...I'd like a double/clone...to send to work each day, mow the lawn etc etc etc........


gibbo ...... I used to LOVE reading those 'Superboy' comics ........... ESPECIALLY the one's featuring his robots.

Superman/ superboy ........ always was /will be my favorite ever 'super hero'.

The way they drew them in the silver age though. Hate the way they draw them now / haven't read any NEW  stories in the last 30 years or more ? (maybe if they were drawn the same way ? ........ We need 'skins' for our heroes !')

Remember Suberboy had some robots that doubled for him when he had to be in two places at once? Well...I'd like a double/clone...to send to work each day, mow the lawn etc etc etc........


You need this

Remember Suberboy had some robots that doubled for him when he had to be in two places at once? Well...I'd like a double/clone...to send to work each day, mow the lawn etc etc etc........
Superboy or Superman can always go back in time to do the cleaning

Superboy or Superman can always go back in time to do the cleaning


I used to jump off maybe 6 steps of our staircase, with a tea-towel wrapped around my neck, at home. Mum would vouch for that, if she were with me.






'Super-Al' lives !  :D

gibbo ...... I used to LOVE reading those 'Superboy' comics ........... ESPECIALLY the one's featuring his robots.

Superman/ superboy ........ always was /will be my favorite ever 'super hero'.

The way they drew them in the silver age though. Hate the way they draw them now / haven't read any NEW  stories in the last 30 years or more ? (maybe if they were drawn the same way ? ........ We need 'skins' for our heroes !')


Yeah..I know what you mean. I still have some of those Suberboy/Superman Bumper Album type comics here with stories about the Justice League and even olde ones with Lightning Lad and Cosmic Boy etc. Absolutely loved 'em. It all changed in the late early 80's though. I started collecting The Phantom comics again in 1999.

You need this




No not really...just daydreaming....

I used to jump off maybe 6 steps of our staircase, with a tea-towel wrapped around my neck, at home. Mum would vouch for that, if she were with me.






'Super-Al' lives !  :D


Ha ha...yes, the same sort of thing with me. I had a towel tied around my neck with Mum's pink rubber kitchen gloves ...very superhero like...

Yeah..I know what you mean. I still have some of those Suberboy/Superman Bumper Album type comics here with stories about the Justice League and even olde ones with Lightning Lad and Cosmic Boy etc. Absolutely loved 'em. It all changed in the late early 80's though. I started collecting The Phantom comics again in 1999.


I used to sit in the BACK of the class, whilst attending school ...... NEW comic under the table ...... reading IT .........during the 'oh so boring lessons' ........ which I couldn't relate to !'

Legion of Super Heroes, Action/Adventure comics ..... you name it.

Unfortunately, I somehow lost / got rid of my MASSIVE collection (stupidly) long ago .......... well, not helped by moving abroad !

Btw gibbo ........ seen that impressive online comic reading room ? Quite limited, but still many hours of  pleasure to be had. Superman under the green sun ....... now that IS  a 'classic' !

I used to jump off maybe 6 steps of our staircase, with a tea-towel wrapped around my neck, at home. Mum would vouch for that, if she were with me.






'Super-Al' lives !  :D


Super-Al probably wouldn't live if he tried the same stunt today...... ;D

Super-Al probably wouldn't live if he tried the same stunt today...... ;D


Instead of 'JUMPING off' ......... he'd probably fall flat on his face ?    :-\\  :-[    :\'(

Instead of 'JUMPING off' ......... he'd probably fall flat on his face ?    :-\\   :-[    :\'(
The tea towel was a fake!

The tea towel was a fake!


Tea towels........... do not on 'mere mortals' ........super powers,          confer !    :\'(

Tea towels........... do not on 'mere mortals' ........super powers,           confer !    :\'(
Tripping over Superdog on the way?

http://www.costumedogs.com/images/03-03-2006.jpg

Tripping over Superdog on the way?

http://www.costumedogs.com/images/03-03-2006.jpg


It took awhile for that pic to appear...I thought you meant Supergirl.  ;D

It took awhile for that pic to appear...I thought you meant Supergirl.  ;D


Aah, 'Supergirl' ! Linda Lee Danvers ..... (is that right?) ....... a beautiful blue eyed blonde with a nice pair of  pears ?


If Superman was the 'man of steel' (no viagra needed there ! ) ........ just imagine what Supegirl could do !



What a way to go !

Aah, 'Supergirl' ! Linda Lee Danvers ..... (is that right?) ....... a beautiful blue eyed blonde with a nice pair of   pears ?


If Superman was the 'man of steel' (no viagra needed there ! ) ........ just imagine what Supegirl could do !



What a way to go !


Glad to hear I was not the only one to think Linda Lee was drawn with a full chested figure.  ::)  Lois, Lana were drawn hot too....

Glad to hear I was not the only one to think Linda Lee was drawn with a full chested figure.  ::)  Lois, Lana were drawn hot too....


Yeah, I've read HUNDREDS ... if not thousands of those comics .... the various spin offs ... Lois Lane, Superman's girlfriend ... Jimmy Olsen ....... damn .... we had a whole menagerie, before we knew it ! Beppo, the Super Monkey  ???


Comet, the 'Super Horse' ....    ::)


About the only character me really hate .... which mean love (?) ..... am Bizarro ! Bizarro  him strange dude ! Somehow, Mister and it/ him? have strange connection ?    ::)

....I was enjoying your all's reminces.  ::)

Superboy or Superman can always go back in time to do the cleaning


or how about Superwoman?

or how about Superwoman?
Going up on a one generation.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f6/Supergran.jpg/200px-Supergran.jpg

Going up on a one generation.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f6/Supergran.jpg/200px-Supergran.jpg


Too old to be called superwoman.

Too old to be called superwoman.


She's SuperGran

She's SuperGran
"Stand back Superman, Iceman, Spiderman.  Batman and Robin too
Don’t wanna cause a fracas, but BA Baracas, have I got a match for you.
She makes them look like a bunch of fairies.
She’s got more bottle than United Dairies.
Hang about - Look out! For Supergran."

"Stand back Superman, Iceman, Spiderman.  Batman and Robin too
Don’t wanna cause a fracas, but BA Baracas, have I got a match for you.
She makes them look like a bunch of fairies.
She’s got more bottle than United Dairies.
Hang about - Look out! For Supergran."



Was that from memory?

Was that from memory?
I remember there was a song by Billy Connelly, but the World's Best Encylopedia helped me with the lyrics.

A deodarant for the man's privates,sort of like an underarm anti perspirant. ;D

A deodarant for the man's privates,sort of like an underarm anti perspirant. ;D
A separate one for each part?

Instead of 'JUMPING off' ......... he'd probably fall flat on his face ?    :-\\   :-[    :\'(


Is this the thread to buy things for karma?

Instead of 'JUMPING off' ......... he'd probably fall flat on his face ?    :-\\   :-[    :\'(
"You got dust on yo face
You big disgrace
Kickin your can all over the place"

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020s9x_1HAgUBOgWjzbkF/SIG=12c360f75/EXP=1207900349/**http%3A//gadgets.3yen.com/wp-content/images/x-ray-spex.jpg

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020s9x_1HAgUBOgWjzbkF/SIG=12c360f75/EXP=1207900349/**http%3A//gadgets.3yen.com/wp-content/images/x-ray-spex.jpg
We all want those!

A separate one for each part?


Um... I guess?  ???

Um... I guess?  ???
Purchased separately?

Purchased separately?


No,together.

No,together.
Buy one get one free?

Buy one get one free?


Buy one,get two free. ;D

Buy one,get two free. ;D
Buy one and chose which product you want free?

Buy one and chose which product you want free?


choosing sounds nice.

choosing sounds nice.
The most expensive item is the purchased one.

talking television.

talking television.
My television already talks, it is all full of meaningless garble

I'd like to see a REAL smite button invented....where you can push a button and the person receives a shock no matter where they be......

Sheesh...I may as well kill myself now!!! :o

I'd like to see a REAL smite button invented....where you can push a button and the person receives a shock no matter where they be......

Sheesh...I may as well kill myself now!!! :o


What a thing to wish for!  :o

http://adweek.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/easy.jpg

http://adweek.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/easy.jpg


Hmmmm an Easy button Howard?  ....that is situated on certain women perhaps?? ;)

Hmmmm an Easy button Howard?  ....that is situated on certain women perhaps?? ;)



Would you like to know where?

^Hands off that one!! ;)

^Hands off that one!! ;)


That was EASY!

http://adweek.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/easy.jpg
How easy is it to push?

How easy is it to push?


Just push the button,It's easy.