What would you like to see invented ?  ???  I'd love to see one of these  8)    .....





























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Of course, getting a woman might have to be the next step  :-[  .... but with one of these, at least I'd have the motivation ?  ???  :P  :D

What would you like to see invented ?  ???   I'd love to see one of these  8)    .....





























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Of course, getting a woman might have to be the next step  :-[  .... but with one of these, at least I'd have the motivation ?  ???  :P  :D
Can it be adapted to control the television as well?

I like the operating instructions, #3 Hope for the best.

Can it be adapted to control the television as well?


Seeing the cricket is as important as controlling the woman ?  Well, I suppose it IS a close run thing ?

I like the operating instructions, #3 Hope for the best.


At least no batteries are required.  They can be saved for more valuable things ?  ???  :o  :P

i'd like to see something invented that will flip your flapjacks for you.

How close are we to having Personal Jet Packs?

How about a "Politician Filter"- which filters out the B.S. and translates their jargon in to Layman's Terms?

How close are we to having Personal Jet Packs?



Short extracts:


Wiki:

The main faults of this type of rocket pack are:

    * Short duration of flight (to 30 seconds).
    * The reasonably high expense of the peroxide propellant.
    * The danger of flying below minimum parachute altitude, and hence without any safety equipment.
    * The sheer difficulty of manually flying such a device.



Current technology

According to the USA Government, real jetpacks have little practical value due to the limitations of current technology. The United States military, which conducted most jet pack research, has declared that helicopters are far more practical. Many others have worked on devising a functional jet pack, but with limited success.

As depicted in Episode 32 of MythBusters, according to an urban legend, a jetpack or rocketpack may be affordably built from plans purchased off the Internet. The jetpack produced by the MythBusters, where two ducted fans were powered by a Rotax 583 ultralight engine, was not powerful enough to lift a person off the ground, and was expensive to build.





Even if an operational rocket pack could be built, as is the case with the Rocketpack recently constructed by the USA's only "private rocketeer" Gerard Martowlis; flying a pack is both extraordinarily difficult and extremely dangerous. Like all previous Rocket Belt pilots his recent tests of the belt are performed with the use of a Safety Tether System to prevent injury due to loss of control. It takes many, many hours of practice to learn to fly the pack and this training carries a high cost in propellant. Even when trained, the low flight time of any peroxide-based pack means that the entire flight is below the minimum parachute altitude so any loss of control or failure of the pack is highly likely to be fatal.




Fuller info at:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jet_pack

How about a "Politician Filter"- which filters out the B.S. and translates their jargon in to Layman's Terms?


Doesn't that belong in your current 'Baker's Dozen' of total impossibilities ? 

Can it be adapted to control the television as well?

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p184/petal_bucket/remote.gif
this is what happens...http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u304/dahliab_2007/remote.jpg

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p184/petal_bucket/remote.gif
this is what happens...http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u304/dahliab_2007/remote.jpg


You're violent, Janine!

a time machine

an invisibility suit

something like an Ipod that is just for movies, that hooks up to your TV...it has crazy amounts of memory to store thousands and thousands of movies...therefore elimating the need for DVD's... and it would be ideal if you could either download the movies or transfer them from VHS or DVD to the machine.

What would you like to see invented ?  ???   I'd love to see one of these  8)    .....





























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Of course, getting a woman might have to be the next step  :-[  .... but with one of these, at least I'd have the motivation ?  ???  :P  :D


That'd be great for any girlfriend. ;D

a remote control that controls everything in the house.

That'd be great for any girlfriend. ;D


I'd do any of that for you, without a remote.

I'd do any of that for you, without a remote.


I'd push the pause button. ::)

I'd push the pause button. ::)


i understand... you would need a break now and then...

You're violent, Janine!

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i understand... you would need a break now and then...


No I wouldn't.

No I wouldn't.
wow. you must have a lot of stamina! :o

wow. you must have a lot of stamina! :o


Only When I work at Pathmark. ;D

Only When I work at Pathmark. ;D


you sure know how to work it

you sure know how to work it


yeah,work them carts. ;D

I want a large spike/lever type device on the front of my car that will skewer any annoying vehicle in front of me and then flick/catapult it over the back of my vehicle (of course, carefully landing it so as not to inconvenience any others).



...and the Control-a woman device could still work with the TV as you could make her change the channels for you ... (of course, these are not necesarily the true thoughts of this writer).

There, that should save me....

...and the Control-a woman device could still work with the TV as you could make her change the channels for you ... (of course, these are not necesarily the true thoughts of this writer).

...as advertised?

You're violent, Janine!


Yeah....I should have gone with my first instinct...You're SCARY!! ;D

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this is what happens...http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u304/dahliab_2007/remote.jpg




GREAT cartoons / excellent  response ninny !  http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/unworthy.gif ;D  The women should be proud of you.  8)

That'd be great for any girlfriend. ;D






I'd do any of that for you, without a remote.




THOSE rumours ....  ::)    .... they just WON'T go away, will they ?



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Some people  <  :-[  :-\\    won't LET them ?  :P  ;D

GREAT cartoons / excellent  response ninny !  http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/unworthy.gif ;D   The women should be proud of you.  8)

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this is what happens...http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u304/dahliab_2007/remote.jpg


Wow Ninny.... the really nasty.  ;D

I can't from personal experience but .........just how remote is it up there?  ;)

THOSE rumours ....  ::)    .... they just WON'T go away, will they ?



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Some people   <  :-[  :-\\    won't LET them ?   :P  ;D


HEY,HEY,HEY,could you please cut it out. ::)

Wow Ninny.... the really nasty.  ;D

I can't from personal experience but .........just how remote is it up there?   ;)

Hmm,well that would depend on the guy some are like
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HEY,HEY,HEY,could you please cut it out. ::)


It's in the tree Howard. If you get the right type of saw ..... YOU might be able to 'cut' it out ?

HEY,HEY,HEY,could you please cut it out. ::)

Yeah, he prefers "yambag" jokes.

Yeah, he prefers "yambag" jokes.


No I don't.

The Robot Chicken.

*high five* Ninny!!!

Boys are silly :P

*high five* Ninny!!!

Boys are silly :P

:)

If I told you what I would like to see invented, then you would go and invent it, make millions and then I'd be SOL lol


"You had your chance"

http://www.lazydork.com/movies/envy.jpg

Hawk...guess you didn't see.  How is your daughter?

*high five* Ninny!!!

Boys are silly :P


Thank you on behalf of all silly boys (young and not so...)  :)

Thank you on behalf of all silly boys (young and not so...)  :)




As for me .... I'm not 'silly' ......          I'm just 'plain STUPID' !  :P      :D ;D :D

As for me .... I'm not 'silly' ......           I'm just 'plain STUPID' !   :P       :D ;D :D


Nothing plain about you ...stupid!

Nothing plain about you ...stupid!


Harumph !  >:(



Gives me karma, then thinks he can get away with ANYTHING !  >:(  Like calling me 'Stupid' !  >:(














How right he is !  :-[














  :D

Yea, he's just 'stupid'  without the plain.  ::)

If I told you what I would like to see invented, then you would go and invent it, make millions and then I'd be SOL lol


"You had your chance"

http://www.lazydork.com/movies/envy.jpg


That product won't work. ::)

That product won't work. ::)
You speak from experience?

You speak from experience?


All you do is a spray it on poop and it disappears.

All you do is a spray it on poop and it disappears.
what happens when you spray it on president bush?

All you do is a spray it on poop and it disappears.
Where does it rise to?

Thank you on behalf of all silly boys (young and not so...)  :)


Silly boys make the best lovers.
Silly girls make the wackiest dates.

And moose are.......well, moose.

Silly boys make the best lovers.
Silly girls make the wackiest dates.

And moose are.......well, moose.


;D Nice conclusion! ;D  moose?

Silly boys make the best lovers.
Silly girls make the wackiest dates.

And moose are.......well, moose.


Loved the non link to moose....... ;D

Yea, he's just 'stupid'  without the plain.   ::)


Geez Alan....How do you feel?  .....now that youv'e been deemed ...LESS than plain......... :o

Geez Alan....How do you feel?  .....now that youv'e been deemed ...LESS than plain......... :o


How do I feel ? How do I feel ?  ???









http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/1509.jpg
"I feel like a Tooheys, I feel like a Tooheys, I feel like a Tooheys, or two  three !"

Loved the non link to moose....... ;D


Would you explain that moose? Can't ask Wayne.

How do I feel ? How do I feel ?   ???









http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/1509.jpg
"I feel like a Tooheys, I feel like a Tooheys, I feel like a Tooheys, or two  three !"


THAT actually made me laugh ot loud. So...random! ;D

Would you explain that moose? Can't ask Wayne.


I believe the moose has nothing to do with anything..that's what made it funny! ;)

oh.  thanks  :)

THAT actually made me laugh ot loud. So...random! ;D


Yay!  ;D  :)  8)





Oh .... back to the topic ! I might have to threaten to lock this topic .... because it's going off topic. People are having WAY too much fun here .... and THAT'S starting to 'piss me off' ! I'm starting to feel very petty !  >:(







So, everybody you have BEEN warned ! No more going off topic !  >:(





Now, what WAS the topic  ???









Re: Things you'd love to see invented ?


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YOU ^ 'VE  Been VERY Bad !  >:(

< Being a 'good boy' now !  :)  8)


Yeah ..... I'd like to see an unsubscribe option to threads.... so I could avoid certain topic starters / notifications to threads I've previously posted in ...  >:(






Since I love to post amongst like minded 'silly' people !  :P  ;D

Okay..I can be on topic too.

I'd like teletransporters to be invented so I could get to certain places faster (just like in Star Trek).

Okay..I can be on topic too.

I'd like teletransporters to be invented so I could get to certain places faster (just like in Star Trek).





That would be REALLY cool !  8) It'd be great to step in one of those things, and be back in the UK in an instant, rather than the 24 hours (approx.) that I can 'look forward to '  ::)  8-P  .... when I go to visit my dear old mum and brother later this year ....






Something else that'd be cool (well, at least for the guys ?) ..... X-Ray glasses for the beach ..... so my imagination didn't have to work so hard !  ;D

That would be REALLY cool !  8) It'd be great to step in one of those things, and be back in the UK in an instant, rather than the 24 hours (approx.) that I can 'look forward to '  ::)  8-P  .... when I go to visit my dear old mum and brother later this year ....






Something else that'd be cool (well, at least for the guys ?) ..... X-Ray glasses for the beach ..... so my imagination didn't have to work so hard !   ;D


Yeah..I've always wanted a pair of them since I was 13 or 14. Invisibility would be good too (of course, it would only be used responsibily).. ::)

Yeah..I've always wanted a pair of them since I was 13 or 14. Invisibility would be good too (of course, it would only be used responsibily).. ::)



Do I appear to be offline, or online 'gibbo' ?  ???


Well .... actually .....  :-X


Yes .... I'm using my 'invisibility'  responsibly !  :P  ;D

what happens when you spray it on president bush?


or spray it on Gov.Spitzer.  ;D

That would be REALLY cool !  8) It'd be great to step in one of those things, and be back in the UK in an instant, rather than the 24 hours (approx.) that I can 'look forward to '  ::)  8-P  .... when I go to visit my dear old mum and brother later this year ....






Something else that'd be cool (well, at least for the guys ?) ..... X-Ray glasses for the beach ..... so my imagination didn't have to work so hard !   ;D



Bur, imagining is half the fun, I think?

Know that remote?  I don't do photoshop at all, so you women will have to imagine it.

A button for pick up clothes, clean your mess, shut up, turn off sports games (unless the woman likes them too), bring flowers, cook romantic dinners with candles and all, and a button to make the guy go to sleep if we're not in the mood......but, if we are in the mood...full fledged, romantic evenings ending in ...you get the picture.

Any one care to make it?  If not, we're good at imagining.  ::)

1- Holodecks!

The abilty to create your own "real" world where you're every wish fantasy came true, and you could even recreate history or your favorite story, now there's an entertainment system!

2- My second choise would be a transporter system indeed

Hehe.....Johnny Depp on my sofa, doing whatEVER he wanted.

Yeah..I've always wanted a pair of them since I was 13 or 14. Invisibility would be good too (of course, it would only be used responsibily).. ::)


Well, he wasn't about when I developed the miraculous powers of invisiblity  :(  .... which I have since 'lost'  ;)



As for .....




Bur, imagining is half the fun, I think?

Know that remote?  I don't do photoshop at all, so you women will have to imagine it.

A button for pick up clothes, clean your mess, shut up, turn off sports games (unless the woman likes them too), bring flowers, cook romantic dinners with candles and all, and a button to make the guy go to sleep if we're not in the mood......but, if we are in the mood...full fledged, romantic evenings ending in ...you get the picture.

Any one care to make it?  If not, we're good at imagining.  ::)






Harumph !  >:(  Women with a remote to control US ? !  Stand by for the new movie, 'Battle of the remotes'.  ::)






Hey ! My remote's more powerful than yours ! No it isn't ! Yes it is ! No it isn't ! Yes it is ! ................  :D

ZAP!!!!! http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/xyxgun.gif

                                               http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/icon_rendeer.gif


                          http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/xyxgun.gifZAP!!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/hal.gif

       http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/hal.gif

ZAP!!!!! http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/xyxgun.gif

                                              http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/icon_rendeer.gif


                          http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/xyxgun.gifZAP!!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/hal.gif

      http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/hal.gif


;D

It worked this time...karma for you.

Alan, where do you find those two smilies whispering to each other?

It worked this time...karma for you.


'for you' ? You talking to me ? You talking to me ? Aah, a check of THE 'log' reveals she must've !  8) And of course, 'right back at ya !  ;)  ;D



Alan, where do you find those two smilies whispering to each other?



As for those 'whispering smilies' can't recall the particular ones you have in mind  :-\\





















http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/secret.gif "Don't tell her ALL your secrets !"






Oh, alright, before you get all upset with me ... PM on the way ....  ;D

http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/secret.gif(see?  it worked.)

http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/secret.gif(see?  it worked.)


It IS  a great one, though !  8)  I hope they don't expect royalties from me, all these smilies.  :\'(  They'll soon have me bankrupt ! Even if it's only 1 cent per 100 uses !  :-X :P ;D


http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/secret.gif (At least he was economical with them in this post .... we'll let him have it for free, THIS time ! )

what happens when you spray it on president bush?


He would poop his pants?

He would poop his pants?


Well it all makes sense really...The product was Poop Rise. It was sprayed on Bush and he rose to the top!  The product does work!!! :o

It IS  a great one, though !  8)  I hope they don't expect royalties from me, all these smilies.  :\'(  They'll soon have me bankrupt ! Even if it's only 1 cent per 100 uses !  :-X :P ;D


http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/secret.gif (At least he was economical with them in this post .... we'll let him have it for free, THIS time ! )


But what would we do without them? http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/dontknow.gif


It would disintrigrate into this. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/15/violent1.gif

Perhaps some should use them more often. ;D

But what would we do without them ;)

ha-my boyfriend does NOT need one of these!!!

ha-my boyfriend does NOT need one of these!!!


No...only husbands need them........ ;)

I could use one of those "instant holes" to hide in, sometimes.

He would poop his pants?


Maybe he'll choke. ;D

I could use one of those "instant holes" to hide in, sometimes.


Damn fine idea...you carry it with you and just whip it out (the hole that is) and throw it down on the ground and jump into the instant hole.. 8)

I could use one of those "instant holes" to hide in, sometimes.
You don't need one in Blackburn Lancashire, for there are 4,000 holes there.

I could use one of those "instant holes" to hide in, sometimes.

You don't need one in Blackburn Lancashire, for there are 4,000 holes there.
...unless you are the 4,001th person?

You don't need one in Blackburn Lancashire, for there are 4,000 holes there.


Aren't they filled with beetles?

Damn fine idea...you carry it with you and just whip it out (the hole that is) and throw it down on the ground and jump into the instant hole.. 8)


What instant hole?  What happened to my man-remote idea. :)

Aren't they filled with beetles?
...but still know one knows how many it takes to fill the Albert Hall.

What instant hole?  What happened to my man-remote idea. :)


I'm a fairly remote man ............ ;)

I'm a fairly remote man ............ ;)


not interested in the remote?  scroll up more.

not interested in the remote?  scroll up more.


I saw your dumb idea about a man-remote and I'm here to tell you that we (and I think I speak for all members) are not interested in such an idea. We ALL agree that the woman remote is definitely the way to go. After all ..... we have the woman to pick up cloths and other menial stuff..... :P

If THAT doesn't get me into trouble here then NOTHING will!!!! ;D

I saw your dumb idea about a man-remote and I'm here to tell you that we (and I think I speak for all members) are not interested in such an idea. We ALL agree that the woman remote is definitely the way to go. After all ..... we have the woman to pick up cloths and other menial stuff..... :P

If THAT doesn't get me into trouble here then NOTHING will!!!! ;D
The batteries would run out much quicker.

I saw your dumb idea about a man-remote and I'm here to tell you that we (and I think I speak for all members) are not interested in such an idea. We ALL agree that the woman remote is definitely the way to go. After all ..... we have the woman to pick up cloths and other menial stuff..... :P

If THAT doesn't get me into trouble here then NOTHING will!!!! ;D



You are in  humongous, really big trouble...must be a remote for spanking, gagging, stuff like that. ;D

The batteries would run out much quicker.


Then time to plug in and recharge.....

You are in  humongous, really big trouble...must be a remote for spanking, gagging, stuff like that. ;D


Yes...also called the woman-remote..... ;D

Then time to plug in and recharge.....


Sounds suspicious?

Yes...also called the woman-remote..... 
Posted on: Today at 06:47:04 AMPosted by: gibbo 

Then time to plug in and recharge.....
...when not in use.

Sounds suspicious?


Yes, it was intended to be suspicious.  Fun ...but still suspicious!!! ;)

Yes, it was intended to be suspicious.  Fun ...but still suspicious!!! ;)
Did it say suspicious on the pack?

Did it say suspicious on the pack?


I find suspicious items are rarely marked as such on the packaging....." Suspicious item for sale" doesn't sound too enticing!!

I find suspicious items are rarely marked as such on the packaging....." Suspicious item for sale" doesn't sound too enticing!!
Found on the top or bottom shelf?

Found on the top or bottom shelf?


I'd say hidden away out the back or under the counter..........

I'd say hidden away out the back or under the counter..........
...and you have to ask for them, in a hushed tone of voice.

I saw your dumb idea about a man-remote and I'm here to tell you that we (and I think I speak for all members) are not interested in such an idea. We ALL agree that the woman remote is definitely the way to go. After all ..... we have the woman to pick up cloths and other menial stuff..... :P

If THAT doesn't get me into trouble here then NOTHING will!!!! ;D




Yeah, good old 'god' ... he made pretty good use of that rib he pinched off our ancestor, right ? Shame he didn't give us that damned remote control though, eh ?




The good old days, when women knew their place ... the kitchen and the bedroom !  :P    :D ;D :D

Yeah, good old 'god' ... he made pretty good use of that rib he pinched off our ancestor, right ? Shame he didn't give us that damned remote control though, eh ?




The good old days, when women knew their place ... the kitchen and the bedroom !   :P    :D ;D :D


Hey ..THEY need access to ALL parts of the house....to clean!

Hey ..THEY need access to ALL parts of the house....to clean!


Clean seems to be the operative word. I do believe you and I will need to show the women folk here ... a 'clean pair of heels'  in order to not be skinned alive. I don't think they come online for a few hours yet, gibbo. We still have a chance ?  ???








:D

Clean seems to be the operative word. I do believe you and I will need to show the women folk here ... a 'clean pair of heels'  in order to not be skinned alive. I don't think they come online for a few hours yet, gibbo. We still have a chance ?   ???








:D


OOOps ....too late

Heeey ....I saw Ninny posting in here and now there's nothing. Wonder what happened???

OOOps ....too late



We need to invent an instant compliment machine ... an instant bouquet of flowers machine, an instant box of chocolates machine ..... those 3 together might buy us a LITTLE bit of time ?

We need to invent an instant compliment machine ... an instant bouquet of flowers machine, an instant box of chocolates machine ..... those 3 together might buy us a LITTLE bit of time ?


In addition, an instant electric shock zapper machine connected to Mr Mister and Yours Truly. They won't be happy unless there's pain with that gain........ :\'(

Yeah, good old 'god' ... he made pretty good use of that rib he pinched off our ancestor, right ? Shame he didn't give us that damned remote control though, eh ?




The good old days, when women knew their place ... the kitchen and the bedroom !   :P    :D ;D :D

Back to these good old days
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or these
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http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z83/maniako4ever/Cooking.jpg
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http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o284/mistytigergirl/Faces%20And%20Smileys/Cleaning.gif
or how about this
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http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m245/MD4leon/Images/vacuuming.gif
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc34/jonsjax/realmencleanhouse.jpg
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o319/rovette/mothersdayweekend033.jpg

I need something to sort out my growing 'liquid grain storage facility' aka as 'beer gut' !  :-[  Is the invention called 'liposuction' ?  :D

I need something to sort out my growing 'liquid grain storage facility' aka as 'beer gut' !  :-[   Is the invention called 'liposuction' ?   :D



No it's called abstinence......... ;D ;D ;D

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http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o319/rovette/mothersdayweekend033.jpg


^

http://www.amoktime.com/images/neca/lis2.jpg
"The pain, the pain !"  :\'(










http://hometown.aol.com/deslily/jh3.jpg

You 'ninny' !! ^  >:(    :P  ;D

^

http://www.amoktime.com/images/neca/lis2.jpg
"The pain, the pain !"  :\'(










http://hometown.aol.com/deslily/jh3.jpg

You 'ninny' !! ^   >:(    :P   ;D

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc186/McKenzie_Ross/Graphics%20Shop/Ninny.png
Which ninny is better ;D
http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa187/manos77035/LostinSpace2.jpg

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc186/McKenzie_Ross/Graphics%20Shop/Ninny.png
Which ninny is better ;D
http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa187/manos77035/LostinSpace2.jpg


The one on this board !  :)

Hey, I just managed to invent that 'compliment machine' !  ;D


Well, I MIGHT be able to sleep peacefully tonight .... although will probably have nightmares about  hordes of angry women folk jumping out of the computer to string me up !  :\'(



Goodnight ninny .... beddy byes for 'Mister' .  :)

The one on this board !  :)

Hey, I just managed to invent that 'compliment machine' !  ;D


Well, I MIGHT be able to sleep peacefully tonight .... although will probably have nightmares about  hordes of angry women folk jumping out of the computer to string me up !  :\'(



Goodnight ninny .... beddy byes for 'Mister' .   :)

:) http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff217/goudklomp_2007/goodnight.gif
another woman to think about
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc267/lisa_402/GOODNIGHT.gif

Yes, it was intended to be suspicious.  Fun ...but still suspicious!!! ;)


aha!  ;D

Yeah, good old 'god' ... he made pretty good use of that rib he pinched off our ancestor, right ? Shame he didn't give us that damned remote control though, eh ?




The good old days, when women knew their place ... the kitchen and the bedroom !   :P    :D ;D :D



>:( ;D

Yes...also called the woman-remote..... ;D


That'd be great. ;D

The good old days, when women knew their place ... the kitchen and the bedroom !    >:( ;D
   



Alan,
In the good old days, there was no kitchen or bedroom, just Eden.  And who messed that up all the while trying to blame the woman?  The man of course...I suppose he was supposed to have some position of authority, 'which' he messed up royally!!  ::)

Back to these good old days
http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd13/bstnnmyballs/gatty9.jpg
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t224/nette_tehya/OldPicbig.jpg
or these
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m205/leahcowley/cookingandcleaning.jpg
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z83/maniako4ever/Cooking.jpg
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http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd251/jenei1989/CLEANING.gif
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o284/mistytigergirl/Faces%20And%20Smileys/Cleaning.gif
or how about this
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj209/jbarham445/cleaning.jpg
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m245/MD4leon/Images/vacuuming.gif
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc34/jonsjax/realmencleanhouse.jpg
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o319/rovette/mothersdayweekend033.jpg




good one, ninny! ;D

how about things that we love,  that "were" invented.  Today I'd personally like to pay homage and tribute to this man
Rudi Gernreich http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020qnot1H23cAqnGjzbkF/SIG=11rftnpkl/EXP=1205793831/**http%3A//www.1966batfan.com/rudigern1.jpg

Thanks Rudi for giving so us so little, and yet so much.  I give you Karma
































Fashion designer Rudi Gernreich was credited with introducing the modern thong back in 1974 which grew in popularity in South America, especially in Brazil

how about things that we love,  that "were" invented.  Today I'd personally like to pay homage and tribute to this man
Rudi Gernreich http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020qnot1H23cAqnGjzbkF/SIG=11rftnpkl/EXP=1205793831/**http%3A//www.1966batfan.com/rudigern1.jpg

Thanks Rudi for giving so us so little, and yet so much.  I give you Karma
































Fashion designer Rudi Gernreich was credited with introducing the modern thong back in 1974 which grew in popularity in South America, especially in Brazil


Rudi's a member here ?  ??? :o

Rudi's a member here ?  ??? :o
I wish.   it will have to be a symbolic gesture of Karma giving. no offense Al, but the Karma I just gave you was for him.  ;)

I wish.  it will have to be a symbolic gesture of Karma giving. no offense Al, but the Karma I just gave you was for him.  ;)


:\'(


Still, thanks in any case Mike. It all adds up, should I ever wish to cash it in at the 'Karma shop' !  :P  ;D

:\'(


Still, thanks in any case Mike. It all adds up, should I ever wish to cash it in at the 'Karma shop' !   :P  ;D
you're most welcome Al and it is being stored in your Karma bank and you have authority to use it as you see fit  8)

good one, ninny! ;D

thank you :)

you're most welcome Al and it is being stored in your Karma bank and you have authority to use it as you see fit  8)



I might get a new pacifier  for my dancing baby ?  Might even suck on it myself from time to time !

I might get a new pacifier  for my dancing baby ?  Might even suck on it myself from time to time !
just use that bottle of beer as a pacifier

just use that bottle of beer as a pacifier


Sucking on suds ? Yes, that's a much better idea ! Thanks !  ;D



An Error Has Occurred!
Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 24 hours.

:\'(

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Little Mr.Mister's ;D

A robot woman. ;D

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Little Mr.Mister's ;D
Gripe Water does the same trick.

Gripe Water does the same trick.

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g208/seckelsmarket/gripewater.jpg

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g208/seckelsmarket/gripewater.jpg
...organic or not, it does make the baby happier.

I wanted to add one more to Philip's karma to even it out, but

'Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 24 hours.'

Sorry, Philip

I wanted to add one more to Philip's karma to even it out, but

'Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 24 hours.'

Sorry, Philip
Thanks, I can patiently wait.

:)

:\'(


Still, thanks in any case Mike. It all adds up, should I ever wish to cash it in at the 'Karma shop' !   :P  ;D


"There's a guy worls down the Karma shop swears he's Al-vis" :D

"There's a guy worls down the Karma shop swears he's Al-vis" :D


Karma shop attendant ? Well, it is a wonderful thing.

















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The Wonder of Karma ?

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Will this work on adults?  ???

Will this work on adults?  ???
What does it say in the instructions on the bottle?

What does it say in the instructions on the bottle?


It says only for babies.

It says only for babies.


Could be grown up babies.  :)

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g208/seckelsmarket/gripewater.jpg




Will this work on adults?  ???





Could be grown up babies.  :)
















http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/448/bigbabycopytz1.jpg
Works for me !  :P

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/448/bigbabycopytz1.jpg
Works for me !   :P



eww!

Could be grown up babies.   :)


There are no such people.

how about an automatic nose-picker so i don't have to touch my nasty boogies?

how about an automatic nose-picker so i don't have to touch my nasty boogies?



Geez Bill ......that's what the tongue is for!!!  :o

how about an automatic nose-picker so i don't have to touch my nasty boogies?


Geez Bill ......that's what the tongue is for!!!  :o



'Pick it, lick it, roll it, flick it'.

'Pick it, lick it, roll it, flick it'.


There's always that other level of 'offness' to descend to..... ;D

There's always that other level of 'offness' to descend to..... ;D



Which <  can ususally be relied on to try to ascend  8)    descend  :-[  to  !    :\'(      :P  ;D

Which <  can ususally be relied on to try to ascend  8)    descend   :-[   to  !     :\'(      :P   ;D



On that note...reliability's good.....nite  ;)

On that note...reliability's good.....nite  ;)


Adios gibbo.

night, gibbo

how about an automatic nose-picker so i don't have to touch my nasty boogies?


That's why you have your fingers to do that. ;D

how about an automatic nose-picker so i don't have to touch my nasty boogies?
A sort of safe cocktail stick design?

I'm really, really wanting one of these.  8)

http://www.ubergizmo.com/photos/2007/6/jetpack.jpg

Or at least some form of anti-gravity device.

I'm really, really wanting one of these.  8)

http://www.ubergizmo.com/photos/2007/6/jetpack.jpg

Or at least some form of anti-gravity device.
Is that a flying saucer the other two men are standing on?

Is that a flying saucer the other two men are standing on?


I don't know, but I'd take one of those too.

I'm really, really wanting one of these.  8)

http://www.ubergizmo.com/photos/2007/6/jetpack.jpg

Or at least some form of anti-gravity device.


Instead of using a car,you'd fly to work.  ;D

Heart healthy cigarettes with anti-oxidants 

Heart healthy cigarettes with anti-oxidants 
Ones that you eat?

Ones that you eat?



I wouldn't eat one.