I found it after I posted here  ;D

thanks I feel so special.

kinda like


http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m61/radpenn/Bambi/flower.jpg




:)







But you are !  :-*




:D

What's with all the letters?  What are you doing with them? ;D


He's probably going to sing the Alphabet song :D

He's probably going to sing the Alphabet song :D


Of course though, if I were to create one dedicated to the first letter of the alphabet .......





I suspect I'd have to insert something like .......
































http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/6249/whistledoglatestjpg2copcc4.jpg
          'Eh' ?





:P ;D :D

"Well, another keyboard member got up and said ....  .... 'What about me !      Where's MY damned thread ! "  The "B" said that.





http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w291/vanahivan/obi-wan_kenobi.jpg

"Patience child, he will get there...."




*hand moves thru the air*

Alan, K is not the letter you were looking for...

Seek inside and you will find a member who also craves recognition



http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a339/Robby0515/Horshack.jpg





yes Horshshack I am sure you know.... but it is Alan I'm addressing...


could it http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj96/awesomeokapi/BEE.jpg

a certain member who goes by the name of





http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c303/rdl3/belle.jpg

;D

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w291/vanahivan/obi-wan_kenobi.jpg

"Patience child, he will get there...."




*hand moves thru the air*

Alan, K is not the letter you were looking for...

Seek inside and you will find a member who also craves recognition



http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a339/Robby0515/Horshack.jpg





yes Horshshack I am sure you know.... but it is Alan I'm addressing...


could it http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj96/awesomeokapi/BEE.jpg

a certain member who goes by the name of





http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c303/rdl3/belle.jpg









I have absolutely NO idea who or what you are talking about.....  ::)


You see, I am the novelist responsible for 'The three mouse get ears'. I answer to the name of Alexander Dumb-ass !  :P  ;D




Yes, absolutely NO idea who or what ....  ;)





But ....  :-\\ ... wondering if some sad sack will get on my case if I start another such thread ....  :-X    :-\\





Somebody's bound to accuse me somewhere of attention seeking ... either publicly, or through the grapevine ....




Yeah, I guess I really SHOULD act my age ?  :-X  :\'(











Another resolution .... for NEXT year !  :P  :D

I have absolutely NO idea who or what you are talking about.....  ::)


You see, I am the novelist responsible for 'The three mouse get ears'. I answer to the name of Alexander Dumb-ass !  :P  ;D




Yes, absolutely NO idea who or what ....   ;)





But ....  :-\\ ... wondering if some sad sack will get on my case if I start another such thread ....  :-X    :-\\





Somebody's bound to accuse me somewhere of attention seeking ... either publicly, or through the grapevine ....




Yeah, I guess I really SHOULD act my age ?   :-X  :\'(











Another resolution .... for NEXT year !  :P  :D



You betcha I will!!!

No...don't think you would.  I've got an A for Adagio too

Dearest Alan...how come what I always get from you is just a  :P?

Dearest Alan...how come what I always get from you is just a  :P?



its better than  8-P


;D

its better than  8-P


;D





Might as well be.  >:( >:( 8-P

Might as well be.  >:( >:( 8-P




awwww  here ya go  :-*

Might as well be.  >:( >:( 8-P


Oh dear... what DO we have here ....  ::)




















Look out for a new and exciting thread  :-\\    .... coming to a screen near YOU !  :P  ;D

I just wanted to let you know that if there were a thread started on my behalf, I can think of at least 3 Online members who would protest, and run to Chucky calling me a whiny candy-ass.

So, please.....unless I leave again, no threads about me, thanks.

Oh dear... what DO we have here ....  ::)




















Look out for a new and exciting thread   :-\\    .... coming to a screen near YOU !  :P  ;D



RETRIBUTION!  and you are only making the thread because I asked for it.... >:( 8-P

Is this a thread about "T", or about "Tea"?

Just in case Philip asks.

Alan...PM for you!

Is this a thread about "T", or about "Tea"?

Just in case Philip asks.


In the words of Seinfeld.....

"It's about nothing!!!"

;D

In the words of Seinfeld.....

"It's about nothing!!!"

;D


Much like the Presidential Election this year?

I just wanted to let you know that if there were a thread started on my behalf, I can think of at least 3 Online members who would protest, and run to Chucky calling me a whiny candy-ass.

So, please.....unless I leave again, no threads about me, thanks.



Ok Wayne .... I will do my best to resist  ;D  (and just when I was about to start one dedicated to the great slayer !  :\'( ).



Is this a thread about "T", or about "Tea"?

Just in case Philip asks.



Hmm. I guess it could evolve to be about anything 'T' related ..... although initially ..... I had it mind as a homonym type dedication to things computer keyboard related ? (See P's and Q's thread ... which began life first !).  :)

Well, I guess no A or B :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'(

Alan...PM for you!

^
Read !  :o  :-X



RETRIBUTION!  and you are only making the thread because I asked for it.... >:( 8-P



Damned if you do ... damned if you don't now, poor Al !  :-
Well, I guess no A or B :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'(


Aha! ^  Maybe 'pretty please' ?  :P  :D

^
Read !   :o  :-X





Damned if you do ... damned if you don't now, poor Al !  :-[   :(





Aha! ^  Maybe 'pretty please' ?   :P  :D


Read what?

Ok Wayne .... I will do my best to resist  ;D  (and just when I was about to start one dedicated to the great slayer !  :\'( ).




This one http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee148/theguitarhero1/TV%20Shows/Buffy%20The%20Vampire%20Slayer/136082-buffy_400.jpg I presume?

Well it HAD to happen. I was NEVER gonna hear the last of it .... so ... apologies to those who might not like seeing another one of these. Actually, on second thoughts ....  :P .... tough !  :D



















http://www.txroadrunners.com/images/pics/gemtrailsofsouthtx/hidalgo/HidalgoGiantKillerBee1.jpg

Bee ^

















B B  or not B B


http://cocaine.org/shakespeare/william-shakespeare.jpg
That is the question !  :P













http://www.sheas.org/images/Events/0708/spelling_bee/spelling_bee.jpg

Spell 'B'













http://www.visualeditors.com/apple/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/spellingbee.jpg
Eh ? I mean 'A' ... I mean 'B' ??














http://www.paulabecker.com/blog/images/if_alpha_72.jpg
Spelling Bees !

















http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/1769/thcandle012di4.gif

B .... initial letter of Bee-you-tea-full Belle !  :-*


:D

BRAVO!


hey that's a B too...

Now the 'Escape' (Esc) keys wants a piece of the action ! These keyboard keys just won't stop complaining since Tia began the 'Exclamation' thread. P's and  Q's started complaining to me .... then 'T'  .... 'K' ...'B' (after some subtle hints  ::) from 'Belle' ...)  and now the frigging 'Esc' key  isn't happy !  >:(  :\'(






















Anything for a quiet life ?  :-\\ :\'(


















http://www.virginia.edu/insideuva/2004/18/images/great_escape.jpg
The great Esc -ape !  :)  8)













Esc-ort Magazine: Here's the front cover .....



:o















































Sorry ... chickened out on that one ! (You'll just have to be more patient ... if you were hoping to see me banned !  :P  ;D).

























http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1240/1402405083_2d2bef00ec_o.jpg
^

I like THESE .....  ::)  8)














I am NOT into yoga .... >:( >:(






















http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/417CS0PS1PL._AA240_.jpg
:D













Although I do suspect 'Bill' is into Penis Colada !  ;D
























http://www.crystalinks.com/lastjudgmentmich.jpg
^ Esc(hatological)  painting !

Eschatology (from the Greeks meaning "last" + -logy) is a part of theology (End Times) and philosophy concerned with the final events in the history of the world or the ultimate destiny of human kind, commonly phrased as the end of the world.




















NOT to be confused with scatology !  The study of ... of ... :o









Sorry, my fellow 'penguins' ... but ... when you gotta go .....    :-http://www.baronbob.com/pooping-penguinpoopingpoope.jpg
Mr. Mister penguin ^


You gotta go !  :P  ;D
















http://www.brainwashed.com/coil/images/others/scatology_review_sounds.jpg








Reminds me ... I proudly present my latest portrait ....


















http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/assclown-3347.jpg
'Mr. Mister' ^

































http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/a/a3/Humanturd.jpg/180px-Humanturd.jpg
Tom Cruise-missile is into me ^










http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/0/0f/ChurchofScat.png












http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/a/a3/Humanturd.jpg/180px-Humanturd.jpg
Oh .... was that Scientology. Well ... what IS the difference !  ???  :P  ;D















Yes  (puffs chest) people who are into 'scat' take great care to study /treasure....  ALL my threads/ posts!  :-http://www.newciv.org/pic/nl/artpic/10/1436/eskimo.jpg
Esc-ee-mo ! ^


:D

I'm too busy at the moment...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/2/2738941_1b2e32f7d8_m.jpg

I'll post here...

...Esc-Al-later.

I'm too busy at the moment...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/2/2738941_1b2e32f7d8_m.jpg

I'll post here...

...Esc-Al-later.




















http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/71/29429578yg1.gif
No esc-ape esc-al-later ?  ::)

I feel woozy from that picture.

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh93/adagio_photos/smilies/face-1.gif?t=1203599743


a rasBerry ;)

I feel woozy from that picture.
So do I!

Esc-http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2085/2059316394_dced4a7017_m.jpghttp://farm2.static.flickr.com/1116/1394746229_62d3b9a8b3_m.jpghttp://farm1.static.flickr.com/53/184753669_88d9f24f13_m.jpghttp://farm2.static.flickr.com/1399/884458595_bbc8c1faec_m.jpg

Esc-apade.

I feel woozy from that picture.




So do I!














http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/71/29429578yg1.gif

Better ?  ???  ::)  :P

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/assclown-3347.jpg

What (afraid to ask  ;D) does that have to do with "esc"?


ewww!  puleeze!

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/71/29429578yg1.gif

Better ?  ???  ::)  :P
Much better.

I want to see some TT's. ;D

T = http://farm1.static.flickr.com/81/281437572_92b8166b16_m.jpg

That cup looks vaguely familiar.    :D

T = http://farm1.static.flickr.com/81/281437572_92b8166b16_m.jpg

That cup looks vaguely familiar.    :D
It is the famous Willow Pattern.

I want to see some TT's. ;D


The things I do for you Howard.  ::)




You know, I'll probably get banned for this one  :\'(  ..... SO .... remember what a great guy I was .... AND you owe me buster !  >:(






Ok .... here you go ....  :o
















































http://www.moogoo.com.au/images/businessend.jpg
:P  :D

T = http://farm1.static.flickr.com/81/281437572_92b8166b16_m.jpg
My thoughts exactly! Where would this world be without tea??

The things I do for you Howard.  ::)




You know, I'll probably get banned for this one  :\'(  ..... SO .... remember what a great guy I was .... AND you owe me buster !  >:(






Ok .... here you go ....  :o
















































http://www.moogoo.com.au/images/businessend.jpg
:P  :D
Do cows like 'uddersfield?

The things I do for you Howard.  ::)




You know, I'll probably get banned for this one  :\'(  ..... SO .... remember what a great guy I was .... AND you owe me buster !  >:(






Ok .... here you go ....  :o
















































http://www.moogoo.com.au/images/businessend.jpg
:P  :D


:D

Alan...not on this thread, but you seem to be slowing down...late at night overr there.  ???

This thread is just plain weird.  ;D

This thread is just plain weird.  ;D


Just like its author !


Don't forget to check 'P's and Q's', 'T'; 'D'; 'K'  ... and 'Esc'            These keys want YOUR patronage ! :D

Jamie. how dare you... ;D  It's my favorite letter.  And the author IS weird!

B-cause?

you question it, Philip?  You probably didn't see it (or me.  I've had trouble with e-mail notifications lately), but what is that link to the World Time

Just like its author !


Don't forget to check 'P's and Q's', 'T'; 'D'; 'K'  ... and 'Esc'            These keys want YOUR patronage ! :D


Allan....karma :)

It's a bit like Sesame Street this but without that lanky yellow bird, lol.

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_h.C75HwcgAqSGjzbkF/SIG=11ul2qjqk/EXP=1203723518/**http%3A//www.waynebesen.com/Big%2520Bird.jpg


Sesame Street was brought to you today by the letter "B". ;D

Those are teats,not tits. ;D ::)

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_h.C75HwcgAqSGjzbkF/SIG=11ul2qjqk/EXP=1203723518/**http%3A//www.waynebesen.com/Big%2520Bird.jpg


Sesame Street was brought to you today by the letter "B". ;D


Now, 'B' nice Howard, b nice !  :P  ;D

Those are teats,not tits. ;D ::)

And just HOW did a picture of my Sister-In-Law get out here?!?!?

Says the wolf to the sheep!  :D

Says the wolf to the sheep!  :D




Says the wolf to the sheep ..... 'ewe ... I  CAN pull the wool over YOUR eyes' !  :D

Ummmmm!!!  ::)

MeaT! ?

MeaT! ?


^
Somebody who wants to play !  :) 8)



Playful FUN  people are ALWAYS welcome. Little people with nothing to do but stir, stir stir ...  8-P



Now ... oh yes, where was I ...




One bad apple



Oh ... this is the 'T' thread ...  ::)  ... yeah I kinda decided to call the police on myself yesterday (practice some restraint)  ... thinking SOMEBODY was bound to get upset, somewhere. Some pathetic little people. Well .. I'm not Donnie ... and so what ... if I didn't call my threads by some other name that disguised that they were vehicles for my humor ... that SOME people here seem to enjoy !  8) Yeah ... they should 'put up, or shut up'  !  People laughing in my threads ? How DARE they do that ... how DARE they enjoy themselves in Playful Penguin Place. Let's see if we can take the wind out of the sails of this guy. Our little egos are suffering from this guys apparent popularity with some quarters. Throw some mud ...call him attention seeking. Hey ... where's OUR attention !  :\'( 8-P




'T- wo sad/ bad apples don't spoil the whole bunch'  ... I think that was by the Osmonds ?  :-\\


Yes ....



MOST of the apples are VERY pleasant  ....indeed !  :) 8)


MOST of them ARE able to 'live and let live' .....

So, who's the sad apple?

You're not supposed to be online.  ;)  Well...one secret out of the bag.

So, who's the sad apple?


There's at least a couple of them ... been on this board longer than me. Don't like upstart new kids on the block.

Fortunately .... I do have SOME support from other long standing members .....

Here either and your not even as new as me...there are times when I just want to throw up my hands and run far from this place...esp. when people hurt me.

Do you have to move many boards tonight?

I have to take a break in 5 minutes and will be back on later.

Here either and your not even as new as me...there are times when I just want to throw up my hands and run far from this place...esp. when people hurt me.


I wish my skin was less thin than it is. I know I SHOULD just ignore these pathetic individuals .... who just want to take other people's joy away. I made you laugh ... I'm sure I've made a bunch of you laugh ... many in fact.... and the feedback has been really positive / heart-warming.  Some people ... yeah that I'm too sexy(Positive thought thread)  ... probably got their goat ?

5 keyboard related threads yesterday .... they couldn't handle it. Seems some could though. I thought getting participation here was part of this sites function ... not just serious/ intelligent threads (not that I'm not capable of making serious, articulate comment ... as I have done on occasions ...... ).

Maybe the mods should just restrict us to making 3 threads a day ... or something ... that might be a compromise ?


I'm sure I could generate fun / make more laughs with other letters of the keyboard ..... but I will restrain myself ... for the foreseeable future .........

Bolchicktttttt!

Bolchicktttttt!


::)

I don't hail from T urkmenistan ... if that IS the Russian for BullshEESH  ::)

Alan...were  you talking to me a while back?  I thought you were anyway.  Yea, you've made me seriously laugh, but you tend to forget that I have the same thin-skinned reaction to some remarks that hurt. But, mostly you make me laugh.

Alan...were  you talking to me a while back?  I thought you were anyway.  Yea, you've made me seriously laugh, but you tend to forget that I have the same thin-skinned reaction to some remarks that hurt. But, mostly you make me laugh.


Thanks ! We can be the 'Good Bonnie and Clyde' ... as opposed to the scum version !  :P ;D

;D  Good enough,Clyde.  If I tell you that what you are saying hurts would you back off?  Not a long way or forever.  ;)  you know what I mean. ;D ;D ;D ;D

;D  Good enough,Clyde.  If I tell you that what you are saying hurts would you back off?  Not a long way or forever.  ;)  you know what I mean. ;D ;D ;D ;D



Who knows what YOU mean ? I doubt your own mother ....  :P



Hurt you ? When ? How? Who ? What ?  ???

Don't worry about it.

That soliloquey way back there...were you talking to yourself?

Alan,,,you do have a PM.

10 more minutes and I turn it off for the night.  Hey Alan-Clyde, you wanna answer those questions?

ok...I'M tired of talking to myself.  :-X

Hello ... I' ve only just returned ...

Stared at my thread in amazement .... to see it's been renamed 'Alphabet and keyboards' ? ... and the 5 separated threads combined into this one !



 :)

I DO believe myself to be in GOOD company !  :P


Anyhow ... my threads are in essence .. still here ....   :P 















Yeah ! I CAN live with this combined thread !  :P   ;D  8)

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.  :)

And just HOW did a picture of my Sister-In-Law get out here?!?!?


I never knew your sister in law was Big Bird? ;D

Here, have a grumblecake:

http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/4/4e/PBTC_Grumblecake.jpg/220px-PBTC_Grumblecake.jpg

'Grumblecake' was typed using my left hand more than my right hand.  Relevant to topic! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr5er4ueWBQ


Big Bird sings the Alphabet song.^ ;D

Boy Is he retarded! ::)

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.  :)
ever actually type the word "qwerty"? it feels really weird.

by the way -- rock on, tam. you've handled a prespammersitely annoying situation quite well. props.

people! it's a messageboard! quit taking it so seriously! there's enough opportunities to make enemies in real life, jeez, it's not like i need to sit here in washington d.c. and make enemies in montana or new zealand or wherever. dag.

What's a qwerty? ??? ;D

What's a qwerty? ??? ;D


Worth 25 cents in the South  :D

Worth 25 cents in the South   :D


Is that how they say quarter? ;D

What's a qwerty? ??? ;D
you're soaking in it!  :P it's the name for the way the keys are arranged on a standard keyboard. you'll see the first letters on the top left are Q-W-E-R-T-Y. didn't your hand feel funny when you typed your question? qwerty?

neat, huh?

you're soaking in it!  :P it's the name for the way the keys are arranged on a standard keyboard. you'll see the first letters on the top left are Q-W-E-R-T-Y. didn't your hand feel funny when you typed your question? qwerty?

neat, huh?


No,My hand didn't feel funny at all.

No,My hand didn't feel funny at all.
qwerty.

qwertyqwertyqwertyqwerty.

you must be a hunt-and-pecker then.

qwerty.

qwertyqwertyqwertyqwerty.

you must be a hunt-and-pecker then.


say "qwerty" 5 times fast. ;D

No,My hand didn't feel funny at all.


Your other hand, Howard.  :D ;D

Your other hand, Howard.  :D ;D
i saw on a debate the other night that obama is left handed. i'm not sure i can vote for him.

Your other hand, Howard.   :D ;D


Oh,that other hand. :o ::)

Oh,that other hand. :o ::)


Lost in translation, but I don't want to know.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w197/oilgun/QWERTY.jpg

I like it because it starts with Q

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w197/oilgun/QWERTY.jpg

I like it because it starts with Q




And It ends with "Y".