Whatever you want, just say it. I can take it!

Anything 2 me.



Cat

Anything 2 me.



Cat


;D

do you want the truth?

Bill, I thought about becoming a volunteer for the Huckabee Campaign.  Please don't hit me.http://www.compumess.nl/daf/smileys/sm1/schrik.gif It was probably one of those weird thoughts that have no meaning.

Bill,

If a peg leg falls in the forest, is anyone around at 6pm if a pair of pants goes on sale at Wal-Mart?

do you want the truth?


yes

yes
You can't handle the truth!! http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c235/badfingermike/jackN.jpg

Nitwit, blubber, oddment, tweak!

Dolly Parton has HUGE boobs!!!! ;D

Dolly Parton has HUGE boobs!!!! ;D
how HUGE are they?

how HUGE are they?



pretty big...I think. :D

http://www.marlerblog.com/bill.jpg

  Be careful Mr. Bill, I see Mr. Hand...

Oh, alright, I'll say something then.  ::)


Dont take THIS personally ......



























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:P 

Oh, alright, I'll say something then.  ::)


Dont take THIS personally ......



























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:P 


Bill, you gotta admit that was pretty funny ;D ;D

Dolly Parton has HUGE boobs!!!! ;D


She's having back problems with her big boobs these days.I think it's time to reduce them,Don't you think? ???

She's having back problems with her big boobs these days.I think it's time to reduce them,Don't you think? ???


No!!!

No!!!


Yeah but at her age,why carry around all that breast weight?

Yeah but at her age,why carry around all that breast weight?


I'm being purely selfish on this one. Love the big boobs (but if I was her..I'd reduce).

I'm being purely selfish on this one. Love the big boobs (but if I was her..I'd reduce).


And also she's losing weight too.

Oh, alright, I'll say something then.  ::)


Dont take THIS personally ......



























http://www.poster.net/kill-bill/kill-bill-yellow-leathers-5001152.jpg

:P 



:\'(

Dolly Parton has HUGE boobs!!!! ;D




hehehee you just HAD to go there!  :P

It's time for her to reduce those suckers... her back is giving out from it...she's just too old

hehehee you just HAD to go there!  :P

It's time for her to reduce those suckers... her back is giving out from it...she's just too old



Didn't she already have one boob reduction awhile ago?

Didn't she already have one boob reduction awhile ago?


If she did, it doesn't show  ;D

If she did, it doesn't show  ;D



nope, according to this source (http://www.exposay.com/dolly-parton-my-breasts-are-more-famous-than-me/v/17378/), she has only had them perked up. LOL...however she considered getting them reduced because of back pain.

nope, according to this source (http://www.exposay.com/dolly-parton-my-breasts-are-more-famous-than-me/v/17378/), she has only had them perked up. LOL...however she considered getting them reduced because of back pain.


What about Charo's breasts too?

Dolly Parton has HUGE boobs!!!! ;D



:o



























Dolly .... get rid of your bra ..... us guys .... we're just twiddling our thurmbs .... more than willing to rush to your 'support' !  8)  :P

Ok, how did this thread go from saying something to Bill to Dolly Parton's boobs? You guys have been hanging around Howard for WAY too long.



Cat

Ok, how did this thread go from saying something to Bill to Dolly Parton's boobs? You guys have been hanging around Howard for WAY too long.



Cat


ooopsies... :-[ That would have been my doing this time. :D ;D

Ok, how did this thread go from saying something to Bill to Dolly Parton's boobs? You guys have been hanging around Howard for WAY too long.



Cat



;D it's okay, I love Dolly!!

:o



























Dolly .... get rid of your bra ..... us guys .... we're just twiddling our thurmbs .... more than willing to rush to your 'support' !  8)   :P



There goes my knight in shining armor...holding up Dolly's boobs?  ;D  Her place is jusr /2 hour from here.

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There goes my knight in shining armor...holding up Dolly's boobs?  ;D  Her place is jusr /2 hour from here.

http://s254.photobucket.com/albums/hh93/adagio_photos/th_glam.jpg



'Your'  'knight' ..... he likes to share himself around  ......  ;D



That's me .... always looking to come to the aid of damsels in distress in THIS type of situation !  :)  8)







Well, maybe not EVERY 'damsel'  :-\\  (there's 'damsels' and there's ...... uhm 'damsels'  :-\\  :-X    8-P  :D ).

how HUGE are they?


Big enough to keep the average male busy all night :D

Ok, how did this thread go from saying something to Bill to Dolly Parton's boobs? You guys have been hanging around Howard for WAY too long.



Cat


Cat ...it always comes back to the boobs...

ooopsies... :-[ That would have been my doing this time. :D ;D


Now THAT's your fault.^  ;D

'Your'   'knight' ..... he likes to share himself around  ......  ;D



That's me .... always looking to come to the aid of damsels in distress in THIS type of situation !  :)  8)







Well, maybe not EVERY 'damsel'   :-\\  (there's 'damsels' and there's ...... uhm 'damsels'   :-\\  :-X    8-P  :D ).



uhm....that is just an expression I use...'my knight in shining armor'  because you used to help me.  >:( >:( >:( :( 8)  Now it's 'Don Quixote'

uhm....that is just an expression I use...'my knight in shining armor'  because you used to help me.  >:( >:( >:( :( 8)  Now it's 'Don Quixote'



USED to help you ....  ???














(If they ONLY knew .......)  :-\\ :-X
















'Talk about the 'proverbial ' 'patience of a saint' !  :P :-X















ALMOST any other guy on this planet would be bonkers by now. Since I began that way, I guess you must be 'driving me sane' !  :P

Cat ...it always comes back to the boobs...



Yes, it does. Which brings me back to my point-you guys have been hanging around Howard WAY too long.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

USED to help you ....  ???














(If they ONLY knew .......)  :-\\ :-X
















'Talk about the 'proverbial ' 'patience of a saint' !  :P :-X















ALMOST any other guy on this planet would be bonkers by now. Since I began that way, I guess you must be 'driving me sane' !  :P


It has been a while since you helped me, and the last time you indicated that I should learn it myself,  because that's how you learned.  YOU have no idea  how much on this computer I do learn by myself....I just never leaned to put in sig, until now by myself.  SO, I needed help...is that so bad?    :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( ;D ;D  something tells me that if I had the right attire on (s. and m. stuff), there would be NO  complaints from you.  ;) ;) ;D

Take the time to listen for the sound of one feather floating....  :D

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?


Oops, wrong thread.



Cat

I have nothing to say.

I have nothing to say.


y not?

y not?


I'm speechless.

I'm speechless.


you? speechless? never.  you always have something to say!

you? speechless? never.  you always have something to say!


I'm still down from the break-up. :(

I'm still down from the break-up. :(


That's understandable.  Do you feel any better?

I'm still down from the break-up. :(


A break up again?

I'm still down from the break-up. :(




A break up again?



They say that breakin' up ain't hard to do
If you're Howard, you know that it's true .....

A break up again?


This time no "temporary breakups",it's for real. :(

That's understandable.  Do you feel any better?


Ok,I just feel she'll be back in a couple of months bcause she'll smarten up.

This time no "temporary breakups",it's for real. :(


Well, it's no wonder I've yet to try relationships. I'm not ready for more complex stuff like that.

Well, it's no wonder I've yet to try relationships. I'm not ready for more complex stuff like that.


relationships are over rated anyway.....well 'cept maybe for Cat & Carlos...so she says  ;)

relationships are over rated anyway.....well 'cept maybe for Cat & Carlos...so she says  ;)






;D ;D ;D


To be honest, I don't know how I got so lucky.


Cat

;D ;D ;D


To be honest, I don't know how I got so lucky.


Cat



_____  time's a charm

_____  time's a charm






I can't count that high.  ;D ;D ;D



Cat

I can't count that high.  ;D ;D ;D



Cat



;D

relationships are over rated anyway.....well 'cept maybe for Cat & Carlos...so she says  ;)




Although I will want to be in one eventually, but the current situation here at home is most likely going to delay that by a few years.

Er . . . Hello, Bill. Where's Ted? :)

Although I will want to be in one eventually, but the current situation here at home is most likely going to delay that by a few years.


A good chance to 'get to know YOURSELF' better !  :o    ;D

A good chance to 'get to know YOURSELF' better !   :o    ;D


Now Alan, don't go fogging a dead horse!!

Mow Alan, don't go fogging a dead horse!!


In my case, very dead.  :( :-[  .... Where's the viagra ! ?  >:(  :P

In my case, very dead.  :( :-[  .... Where's the viagra ! ?  >:(  :P


Maybe if you and the Unicorn???  ...No, that probably wouldn't work....

A good chance to 'get to know YOURSELF' better !   :o    ;D


Well, with me not having my privacy right now... That would be a yes.

My current loss of privacy makes me pretty hesitant to even look into relationships right now or for awhile after I finally get it back... Which will probably happen when hell freezes over(the way it feels right now).

It's just not fair....

A good chance to 'get to know YOURSELF' better !  :o    ;D





Well, with me not having my privacy right now... That would be a yes.




Whoa !  :o



Now you've got me confused !  :-\\  You say that you don't have privacy right now, so it IS a good opportunity to 'get to know yourself better' ?  ???







Man, he IS weird !  :o






















Likes to do THAT !  :-X  ..... with an audience spectating !    :P  :D

Huuuuuuu  Trust you to say that.

Huuuuuuu  Trust you to say that.


I'd expect nothing less from Dr Al........ Obviously, a method of highly advanced pyschiatric treatment..

Obviously! Very intense!!

I'd expect nothing less from Dr Al........ Obviously, a method of highly advanced pyschiatric treatment..




Obviously! Very intense!!



Yeah ! That reminds me, as 'Dr. Al' .... I sometimes do a bit of marital problems counselling. This 'Red Indian' couple approached me about their sex life. After they'd told me about their sleeping arrangements, I finally offered .....' you're two in tents !'
















:P :D

Yeah ! That reminds me, as 'Dr. Al' .... I sometimes do a bit of marital problems counselling. This 'Red Indian' couple approached me about their sex life. After they'd told me about their sleeping arrangements, I finally offered .....' you're two in tents !'
















:P :D


Boom boom........

Boom boom........



....  boom, let's NOT go back to my room .....      (cos I DON'T swing that way !  >:( :P ;D ).

....  boom, let's NOT go back to my room .....      (cos I DON'T swing that way !  >:( :P ;D ).


.......and I thought you had a revolving door!!

.......and I thought you had a revolving door!!



Aspersions, Terry .... that' s  all I get !  >:(



Nothing but people 'casting aspersions' !!  >:( >:(






RIGHT 'gibbo'  !  CONFESS !!  >:( >:(























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How did you know !  ???    :-[











:D

Aspersions, Terry .... that' s  all I get !   >:(



Nothing but people 'casting aspersions' !!   


Give him (and us) a break.  You start these 'aspersions' yourself.  ;D

Whoa !  :o



Now you've got me confused !  :-\\  You say that you don't have privacy right now, so it IS a good opportunity to 'get to know yourself better' ?  ???







Man, he IS weird !  :o






















Likes to do THAT !   :-X  ..... with an audience spectating !     :P  :D





I think I did get you confused, because I wouldn't do that without privacy. I'm way too shy to (censored) in front of others. You see, I didn't mean that it's a good time for that while I have no privacy.

I guess you don't remember my mom moving in with me after she got evicted.(also talked about this at the adult boards)

I can't "get to know myself" anywhere I want, it(obviously) has to be in my bedroom at the moment. I can't (censored) in the living room rignt now.

In my case, very dead.  :( :-[  .... Where's the viagra ! ?  >:(  :P


What about Horny Goat Weed?

What about Horny Goat Weed?



MMMMMMMMM Goat weed..... 
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MMMMMMMMM Goat weed..... 
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/cureistie/homer_simpson_drool.jpg


I should try that.

I think I did get you confused, because I wouldn't do that without privacy. I'm way too shy to (censored) in front of others. You see, I didn't mean that it's a good time for that while I have no privacy.

I guess you don't remember my mom moving in with me after she got evicted.(also talked about this at the adult boards)

I can't "get to know myself" anywhere I want, it(obviously) has to be in my bedroom at the moment. I can't (censored) in the living room rignt now.



You can't 'get to know yourself' cos you're in the living room right now (no privacy) .... I think that's what I glean from the above ?


Well, let me tell you Stephen ......










>:( >:( >:(














There's no such word as 'CAN'T' !  >:(















http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CAMB/27598~Positive-Attitude-Posters.jpg
NO question ! ^ It's half empty !  :\'(






















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NO question ! ^ It's half full !  :) 8)















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Ah, yes, the power of 'positive thinking' !  ::)



;D

You can't 'get to know yourself' cos you're in the living room right now (no privacy) .... I think that's what I glean from the above ?


Well, let me tell you Stephen ......










>:( >:( >:(














There's no such word as 'CAN'T' !  >:(















http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CAMB/27598~Positive-Attitude-Posters.jpg
NO question ! ^ It's half empty !  :\'(






















http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CAMB/27598~Positive-Attitude-Posters.jpg
NO question ! ^ It's half full !  :) 8)















http://www.naute.com/images/positive.gif












Ah, yes, the power of 'positive thinking' !   ::)



;D


Well, it doesn't mean I haven't (censored)... it's just not as enjoyable with having to restrict it to the bedroom, the frontroom is bigger.

Hello,Goodbye!

http://www.naute.com/images/positive.gif






See, there is more to reality than your perception.

See, there is more to reality than your perception.




Snoz...you've been posting up a storm...me, now I'm afraid to say anything much anymore. :\'( , because of sensitive people.  :P

See, there is more to reality than your perception.




Just because you call a creature "pet" doesn't mean it shares your illusion.

Perhaps, inthe end, human vanity is the only real, bond between you...  :D

Just because you call a creature "pet" doesn't mean it shares your illusion.

Perhaps, inthe end, human vanity is the only real, bond between you...  :D


That's a deep observation there, Stephen ...  ^



Animals will bond to humans big time ..... but if we didn't feed these domesticated pets ... (guess they'd starve to death, amongst other things ..... ).

That's a deep observation there, Stephen ...  ^



Animals will bond to humans big time ..... but if we didn't feed these domesticated pets ... (guess they'd starve to death, amongst other things ..... ).


Which I didn't come up with myself, I got it out of a graphic novel. :D

womp bomb a luau a womp bam boom!

Snoz...you've been posting up a storm...me, now I'm afraid to say anything much anymore. :\'( , because of sensitive people.  :P




I cheated on Monday... It was a holiday so I felt like even tho I was at work I could justify the time I spent online because the officers were busy writing reports so not a lot of work for me to do.

No keep posting you crack me up...

Which I didn't come up with myself, I got it out of a graphic novel. :D


I got mine "There's more to reality than your perception" from a T shirt  ;D

I got mine "There's more to reality than your perception" from a T shirt  ;D





Cool.  ;D