or i will lock this thread.

http://www.masterpiecepumpkins.com/Graphics/DrEvil%20_orig.JPG

Well, sorry about the thread having to be locked....

None of us on here have that much(and wouldn't give it to ya anyway).  :D ::) ;D

or else what?

Well, sorry about the thread having to be locked....

None of us on here have that much(and wouldn't give it to ya anyway).  :D ::) ;D
I can check for some Monopoly money.

;D  please, one million dollars is not even that much. 

The hour is up now!

someone was supposed to say, "we can't possibly come up with that kind of money so quickly! you've got to give us more time!" while, behind the scenes, keanu reeves and patrick swayze secretly try to determine my true identity and apprehend me without loss of innocent threads.

We can't possibly come up with that kind of money so quickly! you've got to give us more time!

Please.

We can't possibly come up with that kind of money so quickly! you've got to give us more time!

Please.
so be it! you have another half hour but no more! and the rules have changed, mr. eno. the ransom is now... one HALF million dollars.

so be it! you have another half hour but no more! and the rules have changed, mr. eno. the ransom is now... one HALF million dollars.
Is that ½ million dollars or 1½ million dollars?

Is that ½ million dollars or 1½ million dollars?
just for asking that question, mr. eno, the ransom is now two hundred and fifty THOUSAND dollars.

i'm evil! EVIL!

The ransom keeps getting cheaper and cheaper...

Quick...somebody ask him again!

I just saw a penny on the floor for which I wish to contribute to the ransom fund...

you will regret doubting my feverish devotion to my cause, ms. "bookmistress," if that really is your name. because the ransom has now become... ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/baddevil.gif

you know, kim richards was once in a movie where she and her brother were kidnapped by darren mcgavin and don knotts and the kids were so annoying the kidnappers kept lowering the ransom to try and get rid of them.

Tia, you're the only person I know that can go from Dr. Evil to Kim Richards in one thread. :D

Tia, you're the only person I know that can go from Dr. Evil to Kim Richards in one thread. :D
what can i say? it's a gift. :P

Well, I don't have that much money, so you'll have to deal with some loose pennies and lint that I had in my pocket.

We can swipe it from what's left over of Mitt Romney's campaign fund.  It's not like he needs it.  The poor defense less, traumatized thread.http://img90.exs.cx/img90/2365/k1ocray.gif

at first this thread hated and feared me, but as time has gone on it's come to accept and even depend on me and regard me as a kind of savior.

at first this thread hated and feared me, but as time has gone on it's come to accept and even depend on me and regard me as a kind of savior.


Kind of like Patty Hearst when she was kidnapped.  Remember she was part of the bank robbery.  I have an ideal . . .http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/plotting.gif

Kind of like Patty Hearst when she was kidnapped.  Remember she was part of the bank robbery.  I have an ideal . . .http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/plotting.gif


You're gonna kidnap this thread and force it to rob banks for you?

You're gonna kidnap this thread and force it to rob banks for you?


I'm not going to kidnap it.  I was just thinking that the thread could become of some use.  Sorry, I'm not ever good at diabolical schemes. :-[

one

...






MILLION....












dollars!

http://www.hollywoodstandups.com/images/mini_me.jpg

don't fool around with me, i'm in league with al qaeda. >:(

don't fool around with me, i'm in league with al qaeda. >:(


TERRORIST!

How long ago did the hour finish up?

wow.  i didn't realise you had so much power.  I have 9 bucks in my pocket.  it's a start.


How long ago did the hour finish up?

listen....if he can control this thread...I bet he can control time!!!!

Here's a way to earn some money
http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll59/roeljettabrosa/hdr_mrb_earn_177x100.gif




http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h211/boogey_man8/PAYPAL.jpg

Here's a way to earn some money
http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll59/roeljettabrosa/hdr_mrb_earn_177x100.gif




http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h211/boogey_man8/PAYPAL.jpg
That looks like the bank I use.

I want my million dollars. >:(

I want my million dollars. >:(
Are you prepared to be held for ransom?

Let go of that thread!
http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/933/50515325.JPG

Are you prepared to be held for ransom?


No,I'm not,Why?  ???

Has the 1 million dollars been reached yet?

Has the 1 million dollars been reached yet?


I want my 1 million dollars! >:(

Correction .. YOU have 1 hour to deliver ME 1 million dollars or else ...















































... Kim Richards bites the dust.  MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/7269/kimrichardsow9.png










































;D ;D

Correction .. YOU have 1 hour to deliver ME 1 million dollars or else ...















































... Kim Richards bites the dust.  MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/7269/kimrichardsow9.png










































;D ;D
...in used dollar notes?

I'd like a million dollars in Monopoly money please? ;D

I'd like a million dollars in Monopoly money please? ;D
Why Monopoly?

Why Monopoly?


Fake money.  ;D

Fake money.  ;D
It is not worth the paper it is printed on!

It is not worth the paper it is printed on!


You're right,It Isn't.

are you demanding this payment as a lump sum, or would you be wiling to accept monthly annuities  ???

are you demanding this payment as a lump sum, or would you be wiling to accept monthly annuities  ???
...or $1 per day?

...or $1 per day?
that's a good offer. I bet he'll take it

that's a good offer. I bet he'll take it
If start at birth, it would be paid off when around 2740 years old

If start at birth, it would be paid off when around 2740 years old
I'd like to live that long

I'd like to live that long
Think of all the memories...

...or $1 per day?

If start at birth, it would be paid off when around 2740 years old

I'd like to live that long

Think of all the memories...


...and your postcount?

Think of all the memories...


I'm getting dizzy



...and your postcount?
I may have a chance to catch up to your postcount

I'm getting dizzy

I may have a chance to catch up to your postcount
I would had probably retired by then.

are you demanding this payment as a lump sum, or would you be wiling to accept monthly annuities  ???


Lump Sum,please.

Lump Sum,please.
How big a lump?

How big a lump?


the whole 1 million dollars.

the whole 1 million dollars.
Can that figure be easily transported?

you can just transfer it to my swiss bank account. 8)

Well here's a start

The Msn/Yahoo Lottery Incorporation
PO Box 1010,Liverpool
L70 1NL,United Kingdom.
Ref: XYL /26510460037/05
Batch: 24/00319/IPD
Winningnumber:YM/09788/60

This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of Eight hundred
And Sixty thousand, Great Britain Pound Sterlings(860,000.00) for the
month April 2008 Lottery promotion which is organized by YAHOO/MSN
LOTTERY INC & WINDOWS LIVE.
YAHOO/MSN & MICROSOFT WINDOWS, collects all the email addresses of the
people that are active online, among the millions that subscribed to
Yahoo and Hotmai l we only select t en people every Month as our
winners through electronic balloting System without the winner
applying,we congratulate you for being one of the people selected.
Yahoo/Msn Lottery Prize must be claimed no later than 10 days from date
of Draw Notification after the Draw date in which Prize has won. Any
prize not claimed within this period will be forfeited.

Now all we have to do is wait for the money ;D ;D

Well here's a start

The Msn/Yahoo Lottery Incorporation
PO Box 1010,Liverpool
L70 1NL,United Kingdom.
Ref: XYL /26510460037/05
Batch: 24/00319/IPD
Winningnumber:YM/09788/60

This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of Eight hundred
And Sixty thousand, Great Britain Pound Sterlings(860,000.00) for the
month April 2008 Lottery promotion which is organized by YAHOO/MSN
LOTTERY INC & WINDOWS LIVE.
YAHOO/MSN & MICROSOFT WINDOWS, collects all the email addresses of the
people that are active online, among the millions that subscribed to
Yahoo and Hotmai l we only select t en people every Month as our
winners through electronic balloting System without the winner
applying,we congratulate you for being one of the people selected.
Yahoo/Msn Lottery Prize must be claimed no later than 10 days from date
of Draw Notification after the Draw date in which Prize has won. Any
prize not claimed within this period will be forfeited.

Now all we have to do is wait for the money ;D ;D


When is the Draw Notification Date?

When is the Draw Notification Date?

Not sure,we got the E-mail April 21st.

Not sure,we got the E-mail April 21st.
Two days ago, therefore that must be the Notification Date.

Two days ago, therefore that must be the Notification Date.

Time is running out.

Time is running out.
...only another 8 days to go.

Can that figure be easily transported?


By plane.

will he take change? I've got a big bucket of pennies and dimes and nickles and quarters.

will he take change? I've got a big bucket of pennies and dimes and nickles and quarters.
...but how big is the bucket?

...but how big is the bucket?


I don't want to know.

I don't want to know.
Just the right size to hold $1m?

Just the right size to hold $1m?


it's a big bucket alright,how is he going to carry all that? ???

it's a big bucket alright,how is he going to carry all that? ???
...on a back of a truck?

...on a back of a truck?


nice idea,it might work.

nice idea,it might work.
Now find the truck and bucket?

Now find the truck and bucket?


Would it have to be a big truck?

Would it have to be a big truck?
...and a big bucket.

...and a big bucket.


About How big?

About How big?
Very big!

i vill not accept small change!!!!!!! zis is not okay!!!!!

you vill deposit ze money into my zviss bank account vizzin ze hour or else i vill LOCK ZIS THREAD.  >:(

i vill not accept small change!!!!!!! zis is not okay!!!!!

you vill deposit ze money into my zviss bank account vizzin ze hour or else i vill LOCK ZIS THREAD.  >:(


How much money?

How much money?
Is there a discount on the amount?

Is there a discount on the amount?


20%.

20%.
Ask for more?

Ask for more?


How's 50% sound?

A fair deal?

A fair deal?


Perfect.

Perfect.
How will apply the action?

How will apply the action?


In what way?

In what way?
The payment of the 50% discount?

The payment of the 50% discount?


Yes,the payment.

Yes,the payment.
In loose change or notes?

In loose change or notes?


loose change will do.

loose change will do.
That will be an awful load of coins.

That will be an awful load of coins.


Could you count all the coins?

Could you count all the coins?
It may take somewhile.

This thread delivers!

This thread delivers!
....eventually ?

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020lZ3BpIsFABC4KjzbkF/SIG=12is26lp1/EXP=1209806297/**http%3A//www.gregchristian-catering.com/linens/monopolymoney.jpg

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020lZ3BpIsFABC4KjzbkF/SIG=12is26lp1/EXP=1209806297/**http%3A//www.gregchristian-catering.com/linens/monopolymoney.jpg
It is only worth the paper it is printed on.

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020lZ3BpIsFABC4KjzbkF/SIG=12is26lp1/EXP=1209806297/**http%3A//www.gregchristian-catering.com/linens/monopolymoney.jpg


That's a lot of money.

That's a lot of money.
shame we cannot spend it.

shame we cannot spend it.


Don't you wish?

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020lZ3BpIsFABC4KjzbkF/SIG=12is26lp1/EXP=1209806297/**http%3A//www.gregchristian-catering.com/linens/monopolymoney.jpg
MORE! you must send me MORE MONEY! or else i will LOCK THIS THREAD. >:(

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn139/roxxybrown/a.jpg

that's better. but i have changed my demands! now it must be ONE MILLION EUROS. cuz of the exchange rate and all.

OR I WILL LOCK THIS THREAD. >:(

In this life one thing counts, in the bank large amounts.

ah! it rhymes. :D

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa8/erosadillo/money.jpg

Why should we break our backs, stupidly paying tax?

http://www.amazon.com/gp/music/wma-pop-up/B000000OI4001012/ref=mu_sam_wma_001_012

a song about money. try staying in your seat when you listen to this, it just isn't possible not to shake your moneymaker.

ah! it rhymes. :D
Oliver! - You've Got to Pick a Pocket Or Two

why don't you become a Texas Hold Em pro and just win millions instead of extorting it from the poor & ragged people here  :(
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020s7WhtIDIQB3t.jzbkF/SIG=137j0lns0/EXP=1209838523/**http%3A//images.sportsbybrooks.com/e/8/e84902d83ed7392f870c11ec39812628_jamiegold.jpg

If I were a rich man

If I were a rich man
Fiddler On The Roof is such a good movie.

Fiddler On The Roof is such a good movie.
Tradition!

Tradition!
I love his conversations with God  ;D

I love his conversations with God  ;D
""Dear God, you made many, many poor people.
I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be poor."

""Dear God, you made many, many poor people.
I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be poor."

I think I've had that same conversation

I think I've had that same conversation
One million would do me fine and it would be the same for you?

One million would do me fine and it would be the same for you?
indeed, it'd be more than enough, and plenty to share as well

indeed, it'd be more than enough, and plenty to share as well
...but £1m is more in value than $1m

...but £1m is more in value than $1m
I'll take half of either  :)

I'll take half of either  :)
Problems solved ?

Oliver! - You've Got to Pick a Pocket Or Two


I adore this movie!  I bought it on DVD about 5 years ago and will watch it once or twice a year.  Even when I stumble across it on the telly, I will at least watch a couple minutes.

I adore this movie!  I bought it on DVD about 5 years ago and will watch it once or twice a year.  Even when I stumble across it on the telly, I will at least watch a couple minutes.
It is the same for us, and when we watched it is kareoke time.

Money don't get everything it's true.
What it don't get I can't use.
So gimme money THAT'S WHAT I WANT

You never give me your money
Your only give me your paper
And in the middle of negotiations you break down

http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn103/smoothfrench/money.jpg

http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn103/smoothfrench/money.jpg


lot of money there.

lot of money there.
You can start counting it now.

You can start counting it now.


I have to leave for work in just a few hours.

I have to leave for work in just a few hours.
Take some with to count during yor coffee break?

Take some with to count during yor coffee break?


Would it be safe?

Would it be safe?
How safe is your wallet?

I did it!  I got you the money and I"m making the transfer now.  Have a ball and rememmber the little people.
Love you, man.






http://www.theatreone.org/images/just%20kidding.jpg

I did it!  I got you the money and I"m making the transfer now.  Have a ball and rememmber the little people.
Love you, man.






http://www.theatreone.org/images/just%20kidding.jpg








Heads straight to the Happy Hour Bar and no one is there.

How safe is your wallet?


my wallet is safe enough.

Does someone have an extra 1 million dollars so I can buy an ipod? My parents won't buy one for me.  ::)

Look we won another million

Congratulation"you have won $1,000,000,00.One Million US dollars winning No:24/2/6/37/15/45 with a ticket number: B9665 75604546 199 in the just concluded draw held to promote South African 2010 World Cup

my wallet is safe enough.
In your pocket?

Does someone have an extra 1 million dollars so I can buy an ipod? My parents won't buy one for me.   ::)
Are iPods that much in price?

Look we won another million

Congratulation"you have won $1,000,000,00.One Million US dollars winning No:24/2/6/37/15/45 with a ticket number: B9665 75604546 199 in the just concluded draw held to promote South African 2010 World Cup
Has any of us actually entered that lottery?

Has any of us actually entered that lottery?

No,they claim it's from Yahoo #'s :-\\

In your pocket?


I don't have enough room to fit 1 million dollars in my pocket.

I don't have enough room to fit 1 million dollars in my pocket.
Do you take a cheque?

ha, if all those 7.4 million dollar whatever inheritances i've gotten in my email were genuine, i'd be a multibillionaire.

ha, if all those 7.4 million dollar whatever inheritances i've gotten in my email were genuine, i'd be a multibillionaire.

You and me both, I think I either win or inherit money once a month ;D

You and me both, I think I either win or inherit money once a month ;D
Should we all start a queue?

Do you take a cheque?


Would my bank accept it?

Would my bank accept it?
There maybe questions asked?

There maybe questions asked?


Where'd I get my money from?

Does someone have an extra 1 million dollars so I can buy an ipod? My parents won't buy one for me.  ::)



Hmmmm-sounds familiar.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Where'd I get my money from?
That would be the main question.

That would be the main question.


someone mailed it to me?

someone mailed it to me?
It will have to be a big package.

It will have to be a big package.


a very BIG package.

a very BIG package.
...and it to be sent in the mail, it will have to be insured.

I think it has been more than an hour now?

I think it has been more than an hour now?


Why one hour,why not two?

Why one hour,why not two?
One hour was asked at the start of this topic.

One hour was asked at the start of this topic.
...precisely 59 minutes ago...  :P

...precisely 59 minutes ago...  :P



How many minutes now?

How many minutes now?
Good question?

are we being charged a late fee for every day we fail to make payment  ???

are we being charged a late fee for every day we fail to make payment  ???
PayPal does charge.

are we being charged a late fee for every day we fail to make payment  ???


How much is late fees?

PayPal does charge.
what kind of a Pal is that?  >:(


How much is late fees?
probably a percentage of 1 million dollars  :D

what kind of a Pal is that?  >:(
probably a percentage of 1 million dollars  :D




Hell No,I'm not paying!

what kind of a Pal is that?  >:(
No friend of mine!

No friend of mine!


Me neither.

Me neither.
A friend that takes your money is no friend of mine!

A friend that takes your money is no friend of mine!


and never pays you back.

and never pays you back.
Struck off for life!

can I still have my 1 million dollars?

can I still have my 1 million dollars?


  Not if you get married...

can I still have my 1 million dollars?
I think we can all do with  1 million dollars?

can we negotiate here?  maybe come to some sort of compromise. how about $96,745 dollars. if you take that to Mexico, you can convert it into over a million in pesos  ::)

   Not if you get married...


It's too late to ask my ex.

can we negotiate here?  maybe come to some sort of compromise. how about $96,745 dollars. if you take that to Mexico, you can convert it into over a million in pesos  ::)


Can you get a better deal elsewhere?

how many minutes now?

how many minutes now?
A lot more?

A lot more?



I can't wait.

I can't wait.
Has the waiting finished yet?

Has the waiting finished yet?



more waiting. :(

more waiting. :(
How long is it now?

How long is it now?


an hour and a half.

an hour and a half.
Is that way too long?

What if you don't have a paypal account?

let's pay with pennies ? that'd be 100 million pennies. that' would piss him off royally  ::)

let's pay with pennies ? that'd be 100 million pennies. that' would piss him off royally  ::)


I wouldn't mind pennies.

What if you don't have a paypal account?
Get one?

Get one?


I think you'd have to sign up with Amazon.com

You have all been warned! I am now going to

LOCK THIS THREAD

you have been warned!!!!!!!!

http://z.about.com/d/chemistry/1/0/y/h/madscientist.jpg

You have all been warned! I am now going to

LOCK THIS THREAD

you have been warned!!!!!!!!

http://z.about.com/d/chemistry/1/0/y/h/madscientist.jpg


Please don't do it,Tia!!!

What if we talk about how hot and sexy you are?

I want my 1 million dollars,please!

YOU NOW HAVE 59 MINUTES AND 59 SECONDS!

You should just lock the thread and unlock it intermittently throughout the day.

"...okay, I'm unlocking the thread now!  Anyone?  Bueller?"

:D

You're probably wanting to buy 6,000 iPods and taunt that one kid who wanted us to give him money so he could buy one.

You should just lock the thread and unlock it intermittently throughout the day.nah, if i did that, people might not take my threats seriously.

nah, if i did that, people might not take my threats seriously.


Or, a possible reason for you not receiving your money is that there's no information in the 1st posts about your PayPal account info.  :D

why would you deliver the money to your paypal account? ???

why would you deliver the money to your paypal account? ???


So you can have money.  DUH!  :D ;D

I put a cheque in the post but the PO sent it back "address unknown".


It was Tia
c/o Witch Mountain


wasn't it?

So you can have money.  DUH!   :D ;D


But why Paypal,what does that have to do with anything? ???

One million dollars?

How about 250 million dollars!!!

http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/90600/90616.jpg

Of course, you may want to check the exchange rate first before you make a beeline over to the Porsche dealership.  :o :o :o

well, for that kinda money i might be able to pick up one of these.

http://www.nextday-delivery.co.uk/acatalog/traditional_wooden_toys_z051.jpg

Why not deliver it to my bank account?

But why Paypal,what does that have to do with anything? ???


Um, Paypal allows you to receive money, maybe?  What does Howard have to do with the price of tea in China?  Vely rittre I plesume!  :D



Why not deliver it to my bank account?


Set up a Paypal account and maybe Tia will consider giving you a dollar.

well, for that kinda money i might be able to pick up one of these.

http://www.nextday-delivery.co.uk/acatalog/traditional_wooden_toys_z051.jpg


For that kind of money you'd be lucky if you could buy one of the wheels.