Basically just take a person who really reminds you of a character....actor, tv or cartoon... and say who they remind you of and give a reason.

I would give an a example, but I might just be going on first impressions...but here is one that I've known occassionally the longest...Jeff.

He reminds me of some saint.  Why?  He's always there, offering help and not minding if I get that help someplace else. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/angel3.gif

For some strange reason, Mama K (who is MIA  :\'( ) reminds me of my sister. Maybe it is because their birthdays are 1 day apart that they both have similar personality traits.



Cat

Erin has a pic on her myspace page that makes her look like the super nanny  ;D 

;D

Who doI remind you of?

Does this person I have to think of has to be a member here or any person?

I have to mention Erin too.  She looks like someone i went to high school with.  Only this girl (with the longest italian name in the world) didn't seem like a cool, normal girl- her family was loaded and she looked that way- gold on her neck and tons of clothes- but she ended up being a good friend.

what was that name... Simonetta somthing. ..

Who doI remind you of?


You my friend are a young Dan Fielding... Night Court!  ;D

Does this person I have to think of has to be a member here or any person?


I would think here...it's about messageboard members.

Howard reminds me of those guys in trenchcoats who go around flashing people ;D

Mike reminds of the Paul Newman characters, I hope he likes hard boiled eggs.

Howard reminds me of those guys in trenchcoats who go around flashing people ;D

LOL!!!

...Jeff.

He reminds me of some saint.  Why?  He's always there, offering help and not minding if I get that help someplace else. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/angel3.gif


Awww...thanks!! :) ;D


There are too many people around here who remind me of several nice people who I've known for years...it's kinda hard to single out any one person right now. :-\\ :)

Jeff!!  I wondered when you'd show up!!  ;)

Awww...thanks!! :) ;D


There are too many people around here who remind me of several nice people who I've known for years...it's kinda hard to single out any one person right now. :-\\ :)


In some ways, that's why it helps to be a newbie...don't know people that well.  :)

I would give an a example, but I might just be going on first impressions...but here is one that I've known occassionally the longest...Jeff.

He reminds me of some saint.  Why?  He's always there, offering help and not minding if I get that help someplace else. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/angel3.gif



Simon Templar?

http://www.worldwidedvdforums.com/kb_images/306__35.jpg


:D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

This one I started writing, but forgot to save.

This person's character is hard to define for me just yet, but I'll do the best with what I know.  It's hard to pinpoint the difference between the real Alan (which I don't know very well, admiitedly) and his online personna, but he reminds me of a mix between Don Quixote, a knight and Inspector Gadget, with a lot of one liners from your favorite comedian thrown in. And he helps this newbie with my pictures, which he probably knows by now that I'm fond of putting in messages.

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh93/adagio_photos/animatedsmily-1.gif?t=1201464442  I know...too small.

Simon Templar?

http://www.worldwidedvdforums.com/kb_images/306__35.jpg


:D ;D ;D ;D



Cat



LOL

This one I started writing, but forgot to save.

This person's character is hard to define for me just yet, but I'll do the best with what I know.  It's hard to pinpoint the difference between the real Alan (which I don't know very well, admiitedly) and his online personna, but he reminds me of a mix between Don Quixote, a knight and Inspector Gadget, with a lot of one liners from your favorite comedian thrown in. And he helps this newbie with my pictures, which he probably knows by now that I'm fond of putting in messages.

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh93/adagio_photos/animatedsmily-1.gif?t=1201464442  I know...too small.



???    A 'knight' ? Inspector Gadget ?  ??? ???











Will the REAL ' Mr. Mister'    ...........




















http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/3571/myknightcopyvo8.jpg














http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/1881/inspectorgadge2tqt1.jpg

















http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/1489/mistercopy2zp0.jpg




.... please stand up ?  ???  :P    ;D

You forgot Don Quixote and the comedian.  Don't have a picture?  Neither do I. But one thing I do have.......I hate to say it,

                  probably won't work on it tonight anyway,


                    A QUESTION!!

You my friend are a young Dan Fielding... Night Court!  ;D



Thanks.

Mike reminds of the Paul Newman characters, I hope he likes hard boiled eggs.
I love boiled eggs & I betcha I could eat 50 of them.  8) Cool Hand Luke is a good movie and now that you mention it, Philip kinda reminds me of George Kennedy

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S0203ha51HIT0BSz6jzbkF/SIG=12bkdchos/EXP=1201585505/**http%3A//www.gardenal.org/ressacamoral/Cool-Hand-Luke.jpg

I will cite 3, at this time:

Henk: Reminds me of Stakka Bo. Refreshing viewpoints, openly honest about what he believes in, and somewhat difficult to find in America, but once you do, you're hooked!

T.Q. (snoz): Reminds me of Rita Rudner. Has interesting & funny stories, makes me laugh with her honest observations, and shares a mutual dislike of Simon Cowell.

Philip: Reminds me of James Lipton. Cultured, observes far more than he'll let on, full of interesting insights, and always has tea beside him.

More at a later time.

Philip: Reminds me of James Lipton. Cultured, observes far more than he'll let on, full of interesting insights, and always has tea beside him.
Lipton's Tea, I like the company so much, I wish I could buy it.

Howard reminds me of those guys in trenchcoats who go around flashing people ;D


I do?

That's the funniest one so far...somehow I think you would flash the whole message board if you could.  ;D j/k

That's the funniest one so far...somehow I think you would flash the whole message board if you could.   ;D j/k

No need to give the lad ideas with that webcam!

He wouldn't!!  Would he??

I'll let you do the guessing...

Andre Agassi is easy as pie so no clue :P

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/3244/093426x422nk3.jpg


Jean Seberg,so easy too.

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/6140/09meb6.jpg


Erik Estrada,for the record Erik is hot!

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5061/estradaerikphotoerikestvu6.jpg


Julia Louis Dreyfus,glasses or no glasses it's our babygirl.

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/7539/00000089782006092015584jy5.jpg


Mazzy Star,i find this girl a cutie and she resembles one of our prettiest members imo

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2271/hope2pm1.jpg


Susan Sontag,again very beautiful and very very smart,just like one of the mods.

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/9985/sontag1ah2.jpg


Tom Green,this is his face when you capitalize what you shouldn't.

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4323/tomgreenkj9.jpg

That's the funniest one so far...somehow I think you would flash the whole message board if you could.   ;D j/k



But no one can see me.  ???

I'll let you do the guessing...

Andre Agassi is easy as pie so no clue :P  TIA ?

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/3244/093426x422nk3.jpg


Jean Seberg,so easy too.  BELLE DU JOUR ?
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/6140/09meb6.jpg


Erik Estrada,for the record Erik is hot!  'MARTY MCFLY ?'

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5061/estradaerikphotoerikestvu6.jpg


Julia Louis Dreyfus,glasses or no glasses it's our babygirl. ERIN ! (QUIRK)

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/7539/00000089782006092015584jy5.jpg


Mazzy Star,i find this girl a cutie and she resembles one of our prettiest members imo  ANNIE BANANIE (?)  where IS Annie ?  ???  :\'(  :-* :-*

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2271/hope2pm1.jpg


Susan Sontag,again very beautiful and very very smart,just like one of the mods.

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/9985/sontag1ah2.jpg


Tom Green,this is his face when you capitalize what you shouldn't.  AL-B

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4323/tomgreenkj9.jpg

You do ire me, mr. >:(

You do ire me, mr. >:(



???  ::)    ???  ???  :-\\    :-X

When I said that I couldn't pinpoint you because I didn't know you, it was true.  But I do have some questions (not about computers for a change). I'll PM you my thoughts...beat you to the punch of letting others know...:)

When I said that I couldn't pinpoint you because I didn't know you, it was true.  But I do have some questions (not about computers for a change). I'll PM you my thoughts...beat you to the punch of letting others know...:)




beat you to the punch of letting others know...:)

Should that read 'beat ME' (etc;) ...

i.e.... my guesses re the above pics  ???


They're only guesses ... I could have a few wrong. 'Al-B' ... that might be 'nally'    :-\\


The one I said might be Annie .... she also reminds me of a FORMER member ...........  :-X :-X :-X

let's me out...: )

^
I still don't know what you look like, in spite of a quick squiz at your web-link. It was a group pic I saw .... which one was you ... I don't know.

^
I still don't know what you look like, in spite of a quick squiz at your web-link. It was a group pic I saw .... which one was you ... I don't know.


::)  hehe    (most go on character, but I can see why that would confuse you)

But no one can see me.  ???


Don't you have a digital camera?

shhhh, karen!!  ;D

shhhh, karen!!   ;D


I'm sorry I couldn't help it!

I'm sorry I couldn't help it!


You'll just encourage him.  ;D

Well I agree with Alan except for.....






Mazzy Star,i find this girl a cutie and she resembles one of our prettiest members imo (thereshegoes)

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2271/hope2pm1.jpg


Susan Sontag,again very beautiful and very very smart,just like one of the mods.  (Cat)

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/9985/sontag1ah2.jpg


Tom Green,this is his face when you capitalize what you shouldn't.  (I don't this might just be Alan!  ;) )

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4323/tomgreenkj9.jpg

I will cite 3, at this time:


T.Q. (snoz): Reminds me of Rita Rudner. Has interesting & funny stories, makes me laugh with her honest observations, and shares a mutual dislike of Simon Cowell.


More at a later time.


Thanks Hawk.... I love Rita Rudner so I totally take it as a compliment..... except  :-\\  she hasn't changed her act in 20+ years...hopefully I don't repeat myself too much on these boards

Thanks Hawk.... I love Rita Rudner so I totally take it as a compliment..... except  :-\\  she hasn't changed her act in 20+ years...hopefully I don't repeat myself too much on these boards


Yeah ... I'm a bit 'ordinary' at getting the faces on pic sheets at trivias ..... so, could well be wrong  :-[

Yeah ... I'm a bit 'ordinary' at getting the faces on pic sheets at trivias ..... so, could well be wrong  :-[


well I could be wrong but I think you got the other's right...

Don't you have a digital camera?


No,It's not working right now.

I'll let you do the guessing...

Andre Agassi is easy as pie so no clue :P Tia

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/3244/093426x422nk3.jpg


Jean Seberg,so easy too. Belle du Jour

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/6140/09meb6.jpg


Erik Estrada,for the record Erik is hot! Badfinger-fan obviously!

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5061/estradaerikphotoerikestvu6.jpg


Julia Louis Dreyfus,glasses or no glasses it's our babygirl. Quirk

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/7539/00000089782006092015584jy5.jpg


Mazzy Star,i find this girl a cutie and she resembles one of our prettiest members imo Hot Stuff

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2271/hope2pm1.jpg


Susan Sontag,again very beautiful and very very smart,just like one of the mods. Cat

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/9985/sontag1ah2.jpg


Tom Green,this is his face when you capitalize what you shouldn't. nally

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4323/tomgreenkj9.jpg




Oh i thought it would be so obvious,but good guesses Alan and Q ;)

Oh i thought it would be so obvious,but good guesses Alan and Q ;)


Hmm. Badfinger-Fan looks like Erik Estrada ? .... and you reckon Erik looks 'hot'.  By deduction ....

Hey Mike, you lucky guy ! Now you've got TWO beautiful women in your life ! (Some guys have ALL the luck !  >:( :\'( ).


What's that ? 'Hot Stuff' looks like that ?  :o    :-*    http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/romeo.gif        :-*


< Starts looking into 'Hot Stuff's' profile, considers 'stalking' her in the posts here !      ;)


What's that last one .....  Going 'gaga' over something being capitalized that shouldn't  be ?  ???


Yeah, I can believe it !  ..............  ::)      :-X    ::) 

Hmm. Badfinger-Fan looks like Erik Estrada ? .... and you reckon Erik looks 'hot'.  By deduction ....

Hey Mike, you lucky guy ! Now you've got TWO beautiful women in your life ! (Some guys have ALL the luck !  >:( :\'( ).


What's that ? 'Hot Stuff' looks like that ?  :o    :-*    http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/romeo.gif        :-*


< Starts looking into 'Hot Stuff's' profile, considers 'stalking' her in the posts here !      ;)


What's that last one .....  Going 'gaga' over something being capitalized that shouldn't  be ?  ???


Yeah, I can believe it !  ..............  ::)      :-X    ::) 



Um...didn't you forget someone else on that list?  :\'(




Cat

Um...didn't you forget someone else on that list?  :\'(




Cat




No, I didn't actually forget .... but I KNOW you're married .... so maybe I thought .....  :-X    refrain from comment .... best ?



< Gives karma ... and .... for good measure ....

























:-* :-*






;D

No, I didn't actually forget .... but I KNOW you're married .... so maybe I thought .....  :-X    refrain from comment .... best ?



< Gives karma ... and .... for good measure ....

























:-* :-*






;D





Sure a likely excuse. Badfinger Fan is also married and you made a comment about him.




Cat

Sure a likely excuse. Badfinger Fan is also married and you made a comment about him.




Cat


Likely excuse ?

Yeah, I liked it too !

Well, with the best will in the world, I couldn't be interested in Mike ... since we share a ... . a .... well, I currently find myself lost for words ....

No, we don't share the same one .... we both HAVE one    (hello, should HAVE HAVE been capitalized  oops ... let me retype that .... should HAVE have been capitalized ?  (don't wanna upset anyone here .....)


Hmm .... the pic of the lady you were compared to .... I don't think it's the most flattering pic in the world ...... although I don't know what she looks like in other pics. The one or two pics I've seen of YOU .... you look much prettier than her !  :)


< Starts to wonder if he's  now 'off the hook' ?  ???  :-\\ 



Better throw in another one ..... for good measure !















:-*












:D ;D

Likely excuse ?

Yeah, I liked it too !

Well, with the best will in the world, I couldn't be interested in Mike ... since we share a ... . a .... well, I currently find myself lost for words ....

No, we don't share the same one .... we both HAVE one    (hello, should HAVE HAVE been capitalized  oops ... let me retype that .... should HAVE have been capitalized ?  (don't wanna upset anyone here .....)


Hmm .... the pic of the lady you were compared to .... I don't think it's the most flattering pic in the world ...... although I don't know what she looks like in other pics. The one or two pics I've seen of YOU .... you look much prettier than her !  :)


< Starts to wonder if he's  now 'off the hook' ?  ???  :-\\ 



Better throw in another one ..... for good measure !















:-*












:D ;D



Ok, you are off the hook THIS TIME!!!




Cat

Ok, you are off the hook THIS TIME!!!




Cat


PHEW ! 

PHEW ! 


Alan, I really do think that last one that goes bonkers over capitals is
YOU!

No,It's not working right now.


try to remember to take some pictures when it is working, ok?

Oh i thought it would be so obvious,but good guesses Alan and Q ;)
I had a feeling that was me Isabel. I can relate to Ponch & I like the comparison.

I had a feeling that was me Isabel. I can relate to Ponch & I like the comparison.


As one in your 'unfortunate'  ::)  situation would !  >:(







'Two's company ..... three's a crowd   EVEN MORE COMPANY !  :D  ;D    :D

Hnmph!!  >:( >:(

try to remember to take some pictures when it is working, ok?



Sure,will do.

Hnmph!!  >:( >:(


what's the  matter?

what's the  matter?


Guess I was either peeved or making a joke...can't remember. ???

3 More To Ponder:

Alan (Mr. Mister)- Reminds me of Jeff Dunham. Always ready with a quick joke, and has more identites than Sybil. A good chap to associate with, and part of the "Online Mafia".

Patty (bookmistress): Reminds me of Josie Gellar, in "Never Been Kissed". A beautiful person, inside & out, but plagued by overwhelming insecurity. Kind and caring, and with the occasional Rodney Dangerfield-like quip.

Adagio (real name unknown to me): Reminds me of Kasabian. A new influence in my life, I don't know much about them, but wouldn't mind making better acquaintances. Good sounds from what I've heard so far.

3 More To Ponder:

Alan (Mr. Mister)- Reminds me of Jeff Dunham. Always ready with a quick joke, and has more identites than Sybil. A good chap to associate with, and part of the "Online Mafia".

Patty (bookmistress): Reminds me of Josie Gellar, in "Never Been Kissed". A beautiful person, inside & out, but plagued by overwhelming insecurity. Kind and caring, and with the occasional Rodney Dangerfield-like quip.

Adagio (real name unknown to me): Reminds me of Kasabian. A new influence in my life, I don't know much about them, but wouldn't mind making better acquaintances. Good sounds from what I've heard so far.



Just been taking a very quick squiz at 'Mr. Dunham'. Gotta know who these would be pretenders to my spot here might be  >:(



Have to say .... I've never heard of him till your mention.  :-X 

Facially, not totally dissimilar, I suppose  :-\\

http://www.jeffdunham.com/images/m_theadshot2.jpg


Looks like he's a ventriloquist / comedian .... and is used to working with a bunch of dummies ?  ???


http://www.jeffdunham.com/images/topheader-products.jpg



Well, if he tries to muscle in on my action here .... he'll soon be finding himself (like his dummies) with an EXTRA hole on his dorsal side !  >:(


















:D ;D :D

Who do I remind you of?  ;D

Adagio (real name unknown to me): Reminds me of Kasabian. A new influence in my life, I don't know much about them, but wouldn't mind making better acquaintances. Good sounds from what I've heard so far.


Thanks!!...who's Kasabian?  My real name is Pat.

Thanks!!...who's Kasabian?  My real name is Pat.

Kasabian: Irish alternative rock group, that has actually brought me into the 21st Century, music-wise.
Hits include "Club Foot", "Empire", "Shoot the Runner" and "LSF (Lost Souls Forever)".
I have finally found a group or two I can stand, let alone enjoy, from the current age!

And I'm Wayne. *bows*

Kasabian: Irish alternative rock group, that has actually brought me into the 21st Century, music-wise.
Hits include "Club Foot", "Empire", "Shoot the Runner" and "LSF (Lost Souls Forever)".
I have finally found a group or two I can stand, let alone enjoy, from the current age!

And I'm Wayne. *bows*



Really?? I've got to listen to them.  Very nice to meet you, Wayne!!  (curtsies back)

Who do I remind you of?  ;D



You see Howard .... it's like this .....


Oh, how can I break it to the poor fella (?)  :-\\


Howard ..... you are UNIQUE !

There's nobody else like YOU in the whole wide  world .....  :-X


Further, let me add .......
































http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/9614/seenoevil3zd8.jpg
Damnit ! Sometimes the last 2 parts of THIS job ^ are ALMOST impossible !  :P  ;D :D

Ah thanks Wayne, you know... I really did connect with Drew Barrymore's character in that film, well in alot of films she plays similar characters and she is one of my fave actresses.  I also could empathise with Renee Zellweger in Bridget Jones (although I don't think I was necessarily that hot-to-trot  ;D)..but at least her attitude anyways.  I guess that is what makes chick flicks so popular, the characters are written in a general sense that alot of women can at least empathize with the female leads.

You see Howard .... it's like this .....


Oh, how can I break it to the poor fella (?)   :-\\




Well, as long as Howard is asking...who do I remind you of?

Well, as long as Howard is asking...who do I remind you of?





























































http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/9614/seenoevil3zd8.jpg

                          ??

                          ??


"Ssh !"  "Careful ! She ^ might hear you !" 






:P

"Ssh !"  "Careful ! She ^ might hear you !"   






:P


"Come. Mr. Riddleman, tally me bananas"

Like what does that mean...it was the same character that you used on Howard.

Ok...you know me slightly better now...what's your guess?

Here's some more for the philosophical brain-powwow:

Howard- Reminds me of myself, when I was a single man during my "RHPS" days- nice enough to talk to, and fun at parties, but got tripped up to easily but thinking about sex perpetually.

Philip Eno- Reminds me of an uncle I once had, by marriage. He didn't say very much, but when he did it was worth listening to.

Tam- Reminds me of a number of HS friends I had, who went into the Military after graduation- all great people, who were fervent about serving their country.

Ant (Jack)- Reminds me of a DJ I used to listen to/respect, growing up: Funny, sometimes insightful, and knows what he likes, as far as the music goes.

Quirk (Erin)- Reminds me of my friend Jeanna, from "Skyfire"- Cool as beans, wacky & stylish, and just as much fun to make mud pies with as she is dancing in the Village.

Adagio (Pat)- Now that I know her better, I must substitute my initial reminder with another: She reminds me more of this fellow I went to school with, Malbert- I didn't see him too often, but when I did, stimulating conversations were soon to follow. He was also a wicked chess player, and had a thing for parodies. He is someone I wish I could've hung out with, more often.

Ah...you were here and thanks for the comparison. Somewhat uncanny about the parodies, right? You can discover the rest.  :D

Here's some more for the philosophical brain-powwow:

Howard- Reminds me of myself, when I was a single man during my "RHPS" days- nice enough to talk to, and fun at parties, but got tripped up to easily but thinking about sex perpetually.

Philip Eno- Reminds me of an uncle I once had, by marriage. He didn't say very much, but when he did it was worth listening to.

Tam- Reminds me of a number of HS friends I had, who went into the Military after graduation- all great people, who were fervent about serving their country.

Ant (Jack)- Reminds me of a DJ I used to listen to/respect, growing up: Funny, sometimes insightful, and knows what he likes, as far as the music goes.

Quirk (Erin)- Reminds me of my friend Jeanna, from "Skyfire"- Cool as beans, wacky & stylish, and just as much fun to make mud pies with as she is dancing in the Village.

Adagio (Pat)- Now that I know her better, I must substitute my initial reminder with another: She reminds me more of this fellow I went to school with, Malbert- I didn't see him too often, but when I did, stimulating conversations were soon to follow. He was also a wicked chess player, and had a thing for parodies. He is someone I wish I could've hung out with, more often.



making mud pies AND dancing in the village..it doesn't get much better than that my friend. When shall we do this? LOL! ;D

making mud pies AND dancing in the village..it doesn't get much better than that my friend. When shall we do this? LOL! ;D

How soon can you make the California Convention?

We can dance, if we want to...we can leave your friends behind!

How soon can you make the California Convention?

We can dance, if we want to...we can leave your friends behind!


.....Cause your friends dont dance and if they dont dance
Well theyre are no friends of mine....
hey now..no one mentioned it was the Safety Dance!!! :D ;D

Sounds fun though! :D

Howard- Reminds me of myself, when I was a single man during my "RHPS" days- nice enough to talk to, and fun at parties, but got tripped up to easily but thinking about sex perpetually.

Ha,That's cool!  ;D

Of course. Alan doesn't half remind me of Inspector Gadget. Not a bad thing . . . We've just got to find a Dr Claw now (even though we barely know what he looks like), lol.

I haven't watched that in ages.  Is Claw the bad guy?  Must be with a name like that.

I haven't watched that in ages.  Is Claw the bad guy?  Must be with a name like that.


Yeah, Claw is the baddie. Old school Inspector Gadget was brilliant, then they 'created' Gadget Boy which was a load of pants.

Of course. Alan doesn't half remind me of Inspector Gadget. Not a bad thing . . . We've just got to find a Dr Claw now (even though we barely know what he looks like), lol.



Al's the name !  :)



















http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/7518/inspectorgadge2tpy0.jpg
Gadgets .... the game !


:P


;D

Al's the name !   :)


http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/7518/inspectorgadge2tpy0.jpg
Gadgets .... the game !


:P


;D


Well cool!

Go go gadget protractor!  8)

hehe!

Al's the name !   :)



















http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/7518/inspectorgadge2tpy0.jpg
Gadgets .... the game !


:P


;D


This message will self destruct in 10 seconds....  :D

This message will self destruct in 10 seconds....  :D



Fortunately ............ this QUOTE  ......... won't !




:P





:D

Of course. Alan doesn't half remind me of Inspector Gadget. Not a bad thing . . . We've just got to find a Dr Claw now (even though we barely know what he looks like), lol.


Maybe I can be Dr. Claw, cause he had a cat, right?  Not that I mean for any harm to come to our Mr. M, but ya know...the cat is the draw for me.  ;D

Maybe I can be Dr. Claw, cause he had a cat, right?  Not that I mean for any harm to come to our Mr. M, but ya know...the cat is the draw for me.  ;D


YOU .... as my nemesis ? How sad, how fiendish.  >:(  :(  But, fortunately  :)..... you look NOTHING like ........





















http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/6637/claw1copyvm5.jpg


:o      :-X

Ha,That's cool!  ;D


Yes, but! Do you dress in fishnet stockings and a feather boa, while singing "Hot Patootie"?

Maybe I can be Dr. Claw, cause he had a cat, right?  Not that I mean for any harm to come to our Mr. M, but ya know...the cat is the draw for me.   ;D


Heh heh,

"I'll get you next time . . . Alan!"

YOU .... as my nemesis ? How sad, how fiendish.  >:(   :(  But, fortunately   :)..... you look NOTHING like ........

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/6637/claw1copyvm5.jpg

:o      :-X


Ah yes, I remember seeing that. I refuse to believe Dr Claw looks like that. I viewed him as more calculating and menacing than that.

Al's the name !   :)



















http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/7518/inspectorgadge2tpy0.jpg
Gadgets .... the game !


:P


;D


Inspector Alan.

Inspector Alan.


I am but a humble 'gadget inspector'  :-[    ....... whereas YOU , Howard ...... are the 'BRA inspector' !    8) 8)  Wanna swap places ?  ???    ;D

I am but a humble 'gadget inspector'  :-[    ....... whereas YOU , Howard ...... are the 'BRA inspector' !    8) 8)   Wanna swap places ?   ???    ;D


Sorry 'bout that...I call them like I see them, besides, didn't you give Howard that name?

Sorry 'bout that...I call them like I see them, besides, didn't you give Howard that name?


Why, do you wish Howard to inspect yours?

In the SCA, I was once referred to as a "Bodice Adjuster's Apprentice".

Howard is STILL in search of that elusive 58 DD ... or whatever it was. When not at Pathmark, he's to be found scouring the streets of New York, pacing up and down, ready to inspect, ready to lend a 'helping hand'.  8)    That's our Howard. Bra inspector 'extraordinaire' !  :D  ;D

Fortunately ............ this QUOTE  ......... won't !




:P





:D


I threw mine at Chief Quimby. ;D

Why, do you wish Howard to inspect yours?

In the SCA, I was once referred to as a "Bodice Adjuster's Apprentice".


What does a bra inspector do. Bodice Adjuster's Apprentice sound interesting....same thing?

What does a bra inspector do. Bodice Adjuster's Apprentice sound interesting....same thing?


Bra Inspector- Makes sure the bra fits properly, and helps to enclosure proper closure.

Bodice Adjuster- Makes sure the bodice fits properly, and if it isn't, they help adjust it to fit more properly.

For the women, there is a "Kilt Inspector".

Bra Inspector- Makes sure the bra fits properly, and helps to enclosure proper closure.

Bodice Adjuster- Makes sure the bodice fits properly, and if it isn't, they help adjust it to fit more properly.

For the women, there is a "Kilt Inspector".
Is there a long queue for these job positions?

I am but a humble 'gadget inspector'  :-[    ....... whereas YOU , Howard ...... are the 'BRA inspector' !    8) 8)   Wanna swap places ?   ???    ;D


I'd rather be the panty inspector and see what's under there. ;) ;D

Howard is STILL in search of that elusive 58 DD ... or whatever it was. When not at Pathmark, he's to be found scouring the streets of New York, pacing up and down, ready to inspect, ready to lend a 'helping hand'.  8)    That's our Howard. Bra inspector 'extraordinaire' !  :D   ;D


Yesterday,I did happen to turn my head to see a sneak peek of some women's cleavage while pushing carts,Boy that was a nice moment,I wish I had my camera phone with me. ;D

^perv. ;)  Nah...some co-worker showed me her cleavage tonight at work...and I didn't mind it. :D ;D

^perv. ;)  Nah...some co-worker showed me her cleavage tonight at work...and I didn't mind it. :D ;D


And you didn't take a photo for me to see? For Shame! ;)

And you didn't take a photo for me to see? For Shame! ;)



Jeez Howard...I didn't have my camera with me! ;D

Jeez Howard...I didn't have my camera with me! ;D


Well I had mine in my locker.

Well I had mine in my locker.


Well..I don't carry valuable things to work...someone would steal it probably. Anyway, she was showing me her tan line (she's been tanning and stuff)...and I saw a TON of cleavage! haahaha!

Well..I don't carry valuable things to work...someone would steal it probably. Anyway, she was showing me her tan line (she's been tanning and stuff)...and I saw a TON of cleavage! haahaha!


And wasn't I there? ??? ;)

And wasn't I there? ??? ;)



last time I checked Howard, you didn't work with me. :D

Well..I don't carry valuable things to work...someone would steal it probably. Anyway, she was showing me her tan line (she's been tanning and stuff)...and I saw a TON of cleavage! haahaha!


Sounds like she would qualify for a "Bouncing Bodice".

Philip- seek you to be an Apprentice?

Sounds like she would qualify for a "Bouncing Bodice".

Philip- seek you to be an Apprentice?
An Apprentice at my age?

An Apprentice at my age?


That's the beauty of it- Apprenticing knows no age limit!

That's the beauty of it- Apprenticing knows no age limit!
Learning a new trade?

last time I checked Howard, you didn't work with me. :D



Can I get hired? ;D

Can I get hired? ;D
How much do you charge?

How much do you charge?


negotiate?

negotiate?
It is all down to the Terms and Conditions?

It is all down to the Terms and Conditions?


Are you Sure?

Howard- Kinda reminds me, in looks, like Steve Carrell, a.k.a. "The 40 Year Old Virgin".

Howard- Kinda reminds me, in looks, like Steve Carrell, a.k.a. "The 40 Year Old Virgin".


If I don't get any,I'll wind up being him in 6 freakin' years! >:(

If I don't get any,I'll wind up being him in 6 freakin' years! >:(


Another 46 years ... you could be the '80 year old virgin' ?

Another 46 years ... you could be the '80 year old virgin' ?


don't remind me! :\'(

don't remind me! :\'(


You'd better get cracking ... while it STILL works !

You'd better get cracking ... while it STILL works !



or my high libido!

don't remind me! :\'(
You are not 40 yet?

Howard reminds me of my friend Jim.  He's got lots of aspirations and dreams.  He is also always in his own way.  They even look a little alike.

You are not 40 yet?


In 6 years.

In 6 years.
Can we all wait?

Can we all wait?


If you can wait that long. ;D

Go ahead and get married, Howard.

Go ahead and get married, Howard.


Wait I have to find a girl or unless Robin wants to come back(like,that'll happen). ::) ;D

Wait I have to find a girl or unless Robin wants to come back(like,that'll happen). ::) ;D


What a defeatist attitude. Forget about HER !

Build your confidence (like I suggested .... bet you HAVEN'T ! ) .... and start propositioning chicks to have a coffee with you (for starters). You're working hard these days ..... you SHOULD feel good / love towards yourself !

Y'know, it occurs to me that we should get Howard his own Reality Show.
Something tells me it would be a BIG hit.

Wait I have to find a girl or unless Robin wants to come back(like,that'll happen). ::) ;D


Like, you hope it wouldn't happen...you would be miserablle....find ANOTHER girl, stop holding on to the past, if all goes well, you'll have a bride.

What a defeatist attitude. Forget about HER !

Build your confidence (like I suggested .... bet you HAVEN'T ! ) .... and start propositioning chicks to have a coffee with you (for starters). You're working hard these days ..... you SHOULD feel good / love towards yourself !


I should feel good,I see a lot of hot smoking women walking across my way while waiting for carts and I don't have the balls to talk to them,I'm afraid sex will come out of my mouth or I'll get slapped. :-[

Like, you hope it wouldn't happen...you would be miserablle....find ANOTHER girl, stop holding on to the past, if all goes well, you'll have a bride.


My goal is to have a long term relationship,get an apartment and eventually get married if the money is right (or job).

^ Those are good goals to have.  You are already one step ahead of alot of people (like me) who can't make goals or decisions to save their life.

Just work a little each day towards one goal.  Like for instance, start talking to girls, you don't have to immediately ask them out (but you can if you want), just talk about the weather if nothing else.  Do that for awhile and you will get used to talking to girls and realize you don't have to talk about sex, or lack there of to have a conversation.  You can do it.  You have conversations every day with us.

^ What she said.

^ Those are good goals to have.  You are already one step ahead of alot of people (like me) who can't make goals or decisions to save their life.

Just work a little each day towards one goal.  Like for instance, start talking to girls, you don't have to immediately ask them out (but you can if you want), just talk about the weather if nothing else.  Do that for awhile and you will get used to talking to girls and realize you don't have to talk about sex, or lack there of to have a conversation.  You can do it.  You have conversations every day with us.


Thanks,I'll give it a try,just don't want to say anything that'll offend them but I'll try not to.

Thanks,I'll give it a try,just don't want to say anything that'll offend them but I'll try not to.


Women are not alien beings from another planet, they are human just like the people here...in fact we may be slightly crazier.  :D  Karma for courage.

Women are not alien beings from another planet, they are human just like the people here...in fact we may be slightly crazier.  :D  Karma for courage.


Completely wrong ! Women ARE aliens .. from another planet !

























Men are from Mars ... women are from Venus !  :P




As for being slightly crazier ........ no argument there  (except maybe about the word 'slightly ? )





:P






:D

Completely wrong ! Women ARE aliens .. from another planet !

























Men are from Mars ... women are from Venus !  :P




As for being slightly crazier ........ no argument there  (except maybe about the word 'slightly ? )





:P






:D



I have been telling people that I am from Venus LONG before that book ever came out. In fact, that is what the "ofV" stands for in my name-Catwoman of Venus.




Cat

Women are not alien beings from another planet, they are human just like the people here...in fact we may be slightly crazier.   :D  Karma for courage.


Young women walk past my way every day cart collecting and they don't even smile,just dirty looks. :(

Young women walk past my way every day cart collecting and they don't even smile,just dirty looks. :(


They just don't know you.

Young women walk past my way every day cart collecting and they don't even smile,just dirty looks. :(


You need to realise those 'dirty looks' .... many times, may have zilch to do with YOU.  A lot of people wear a certain 'mask' in public .... they make look a certain way 90% of the time ....cos it's what 'works' for them .... to get what they want (avoid what they DON'T want)  in life (?).  Somehow, you've got to learn to crack their facade, .... get them to smile, laugh, lighten up ?  Perhaps you can work on a style ... some trick you might do to amuse them .... be a clown etc ? Or just call out something a bit throw away .... 'hey mam lovely day'  .... some bit of 'patter' you can come up with .... to break the ice ? 'Ice' is very pertinent ... in regard to this 'facade' .... you've gotta get them smiling somehow. Try a few things .... find out what works, what doesn't. Don't get disheartened by failures .... see them as learning experiences !

Maybe you can just try to project an aura of cheerfulness .... and look for opportunities to help them back to their car if they seem to be struggling a bit ? Don't feel the need to ask them out if they accept your offer ... maybe they'll be back a few days later, and you've already now gained a bit more familiarity with them ? (Slowly, slowly, 'catchy monkey' ! ).

Just some ideas there. Do the same as you've always been doing .... expect little to change !


:)

You need to realise those 'dirty looks' .... many times, may have zilch to do with YOU.  A lot of people wear a certain 'mask' in public .... they make look a certain way 90% of the time ....cos it's what 'works' for them .... to get what they want (avoid what they DON'T want)  in life (?).  Somehow, you've got to learn to crack their facade, .... get them to smile, laugh, lighten up ?  Perhaps you can work on a style ... some trick you might do to amuse them .... be a clown etc ? Or just call out something a bit throw away .... 'hey mam lovely day'  .... some bit of 'patter' you can come up with .... to break the ice ? 'Ice' is very pertinent ... in regard to this 'facade' .... you've gotta get them smiling somehow. Try a few things .... find out what works, what doesn't. Don't get disheartened by failures .... see them as learning experiences !

Maybe you can just try to project an aura of cheerfulness .... and look for opportunities to help them back to their car if they seem to be struggling a bit ? Don't feel the need to ask them out if they accept your offer ... maybe they'll be back a few days later, and you've already now gained a bit more familiarity with them ? (Slowly, slowly, 'catchy monkey' ! ).

Just some ideas there. Do the same as you've always been doing .... expect little to change !


:)



Extremely good advice, Alan.  I guess you are not all mr comic.  Just 99% of the time. ;D

Extremely good advice, Alan.  I guess you are not all mr comic.  Just 99% of the time. ;D


More to me, than meets the eye ? I'd like to think so.    :-\\  Yeah, I know I don't appeal to everyone here ... and perhaps TOO silly, too attention seeking too many spaces etc, etc; etc.




Well for those who like my silliness .... the good news .... I don't intend to change ... any time soon !  :P    :D    ;D

Well...that's good, I think!  ;D

Well...that's good, I think!  ;D


Although ... I am expecting to be gone from this site ... sometime in the next month or so .... for 2- 3 months (?). Possible occasional contributions ... not sure. Intending to visit mum, go overseas. This break will be good news ... for some.    :-X

One small note, Howard-

When you get that date, refrain from serenading her with the following song:

"You Promised The Moon (But I Preferred Uranus)".

They just don't know you.


the familiar girls and women there who I see give me smiles or say "Hello".

You need to realise those 'dirty looks' .... many times, may have zilch to do with YOU.  A lot of people wear a certain 'mask' in public .... they make look a certain way 90% of the time ....cos it's what 'works' for them .... to get what they want (avoid what they DON'T want)  in life (?).  Somehow, you've got to learn to crack their facade, .... get them to smile, laugh, lighten up ?  Perhaps you can work on a style ... some trick you might do to amuse them .... be a clown etc ? Or just call out something a bit throw away .... 'hey mam lovely day'  .... some bit of 'patter' you can come up with .... to break the ice ? 'Ice' is very pertinent ... in regard to this 'facade' .... you've gotta get them smiling somehow. Try a few things .... find out what works, what doesn't. Don't get disheartened by failures .... see them as learning experiences !

Maybe you can just try to project an aura of cheerfulness .... and look for opportunities to help them back to their car if they seem to be struggling a bit ? Don't feel the need to ask them out if they accept your offer ... maybe they'll be back a few days later, and you've already now gained a bit more familiarity with them ? (Slowly, slowly, 'catchy monkey' ! ).

Just some ideas there. Do the same as you've always been doing .... expect little to change !


:)



Thanks Alan,I work on it. :)

Howard, it appears that everyone has gived you good advice (even Uranus.. ;D). do you ever put any of them into practice?  We'd really like to hear some good news from you!!! :)

Howard, it appears that everyone has gived you good advice (even Uranus.. ;D). do you ever put any of them into practice?  We'd really like to hear some good news from you!!! :)


No,no good news yet.But as soon as something comes up,I'll let you know. ;)

No,no good news yet.But as soon as something comes up,I'll let you know. ;)


But have you used any of the advice?

But have you used any of the advice?


No sorry Adagio,I haven't.What I'd like to do is to talk to a nice woman customer at Pathmark but afraid to get slapped in the face. :(

No sorry Adagio,I haven't.What I'd like to do is to talk to a nice woman customer at Pathmark but afraid to get slapped in the face. :(


You would only get slapped if you said something offensive,  Like, would you like a f*ck? Or something else like that.

  Don't get married, Howard...

You would only get slapped if you said something offensive,  Like, would you like a f*ck? Or something else like that.


So close, and yet so far.  I'm going to take poetic license here:

He: So, what would you say to a little f*ck?
She: "Hello, little f*ck."

Ah, much better.

LOL

  Don't get married, Howard...


Probably GOOD advice, Howard.  Study THIS:









    Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence. (A life sentence!)

    Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over the strings are attached.

    Marriage is love. Love is blind. Marriage is an institution. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

    Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

    Marriage is a thing, which puts a ring on a woman's finger...and two under the man's eyes.

    We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.

    Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit.

    Marriage is not just having a wife but also worries inherited forever.

    Marriage requires a man to prepare 5 types of "RINGS":
    a) The Engagement Ring
    b) The Wedding Ring
    c) The SuffeRing
    d) The EnduRing
    e) The TortuRing

    I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then, it was too late.

    The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing - and then they marry him.

    Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

    Courtship - A man pursuing a woman until she catches him

    If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

    I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months -- I don't like to interrupt her.

    Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

    Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

    Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

    Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

    A man is not complete until he is married -- then he is finished.

    Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.

    A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

    An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

    I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

    If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.

    Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.

    Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...

    Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

    Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced.

    Don't marry a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.

    No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

    All marriages are happy - it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems.

    Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "OUT TO LUNCH - THINK IT OVER."

    DICTIONARY: The only place where divorce comes before marriage.

    Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the wife listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the husband listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

    I think, therefore I am single.

    Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.

    Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die…




Actually, Howard .. .the quote I was looking for ... doesn't seem to be there ... not sure if it was Groucho Marx (maybe WC Fields ? ) ...

'Marriage is an institution ...  and people that do it ..... BELONG in one ! '




:D    ;D

You would only get slapped if you said something offensive,  Like, would you like a f*ck? Or something else like that.


hot smoking women walk past me almost every day in the parking lot,I want to say something but not sure how they'll react to it,If I want to say "hello,How Are You",they'll keep walking thinking that I might be flirting with them which is not my intention.

   Don't get married, Howard...


fine,you're not attending my wedding. ;D

fine,you're not attending my wedding. ;D































http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/8282/weddingsn6.jpg
Simply gorgeous !    :)

hot smoking women walk past me almost every day in the parking lot,I want to say something but not sure how they'll react to it,If I want to say "hello,How Are You",they'll keep walking thinking that I might be flirting with them which is not my intention.


So what if they think you are flirting...some women like that. Give them a little wink! ;D

So what if they think you are flirting...some women like that. Give them a little wink! ;D


But try not to wink when you're wanking I mean wank when you're winking .... I mean ...  :-[    :-\\    :-X  it must be way past my bed time !

he he!

Howard-

Some people think that marriage is the LAST thing you want to do.
Either through experience or design....or just really bad advice from that Radio Talk Show, marriage doesn't "work" for them.

On the other hand, some of us feel that marriage is the ultimate goal, in the relationship game.
Much like a baseball/football/basketball/hockey/Cricket game, or any sport of which you can think- the object of it is to win.
The win is the culmination of the team's effort to be the best.

In relationships, it's kind of the same thing.
For some, the goal is the "obvious" one- slappin' the bam with a hot member of the opposite sex.
While this is indeed pleasurable, it's also the wrong reason for the relationship to exist.
Even the Kama Sutra states that sex is more enjoyable when the two are emotionally on the same level.
And even the Marquis de Sade stated that sex alone is no true basis for love.

But, before all that can occur- you generally start with the date.
And in order to hit that goal, it generally helps to talk to the person.

You hit it right on, Wayne, definitely see what's 'upstairs' and see if the talking vibes are the same.

You hit it right on, Wayne, definitely see what's 'upstairs' and see if the talking vibes are the same.



'Upper persuasion' ..... leads to 'lower invasion'  :-\\  ...... not that such thoughts would ever be remotely on HOWARD'S mind !    ::)  :-X

So what if they think you are flirting...some women like that. Give them a little wink! ;D


I can't,They'll put on an angry face or have their sunglasses on cause they won't see me.

You worry too much.

You worry too much.

What the lady with the butterfly, fairy & chameleon said.

You worry too much.


I know,I worry too much.I worry that they won't say hello to the nice guy sitting on the bench waiting on carts. :(

What the lady with the butterfly, fairy & chameleon said.


;)

or I would say Hi,How Are Ya and they would walk off with their pushing carts.Maybe they don't hear me or they don't want to pay attention and focus more going in the store than to stop and say hello to anyone,women are in their own little worlds sometimes. ::)

or I would say Hi,How Are Ya and they would walk off with their pushing carts.Maybe they don't hear me or they don't want to pay attention and focus more going in the store than to stop and say hello to anyone,women are in their own little worlds sometimes. ::)


Expect 'failures' .......... but also ... .. expect successes ... once in a while. Some WILL be on your wavelength. You know ...it really IS a 'numbers' game !  :)

or I would say Hi,How Are Ya and they would walk off with their pushing carts.Maybe they don't hear me or they don't want to pay attention and focus more going in the store than to stop and say hello to anyone,women are in their own little worlds sometimes. ::)


Especially when shopping, it requires concentration. Fact of life.

Especially when shopping, it requires concentration. Fact of life.


and how do you know?  ::)

THINK!  I do grocery shopping! 8)