I mean it!  >:(

okay!

I mean it!  >:(
this thread comes off rather menacing. :-\\  every molecule is quivering

Okay I w--oh crap.

Okay I w--oh crap.
too late.. you're screwed

Okay I w--oh crap.


what did I tell you??? you're in for it now.  >:(

what did I tell you??? you're in for it now.  >:(


I can't help it.  I've been in a defiant mood lately.  Here I go again on my own!  :D

I can't help it.  I've been in a defiant mood lately.  Here I go again on my own!  :D


Going down the only road you've ever known?

Like a drifter, you were born to walk alone?

Going down the only road you've ever known?

Like a drifter, you were born to walk alone?




I've made up my mind.  I ain't wasting no more time.

There you go again.  ;)

...and here I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AGAIN!!!

...and here I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AGAIN!!!


Jack In The Box?    :D ;D

Jack In The Box?    :D ;D


Silence!  What happened in my pants stays in my pants :P  Or something.

Jack In The Box?    :D ;D


Here I go again, on my throne! Going down the only throne I've ever known!

Here I go again, on my throne! Going down the only throne I've ever known!



BAHAHAHAHA!!!  You are owed mad karamel for dat.  ;D ;D ;D

BAHAHAHAHA!!!  You are owed mad karamel for dat.   ;D ;D ;D


I would have done more, but I'm parody challenged. :P

what a bunch of rebels

I will reply to this thread with a joke ...

Q:  How do you stop a clown from smiling?
A:  Hit him in the face with an axe

:D

and just what are ya gonna do about it, Bill? ;D :D

  The paper clip was invented in 1899.

im posting in your thread. does this bug you? im not touching you  :P

All right

Jack In The Box?    :D ;D




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You rang ?  ???


Oh, sorry, I thought you said 'Al' in the box.  :-[

   The paper clip was invented in 1899.


8-P
  Haters...
>:(

:-* :-*

Lovers

Bill's gonna be maaaaaaad. ;D

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This thread is better :P :D

BUTTSECKS!

...................................................................How'd I do?

THAT'S IT! I WARNED YOU!!!  >:(

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I was ok until I saw that. :o  Remind me not to reply.  Your warning has been heeded.  Run away, run away.

I was ok until I saw that. :o  Remind me not to reply.  Your warning has been heeded.  Run away, run away.
the instant i saw that i lost my childlike innocence.  :\'( i am now jaded and broken.  :\'( :\'( and i'm still irritable and have a headache.

the instant i saw that i lost my childlike innocence.  :\'( i am now jaded and broken.  :\'( :\'( and i'm still irritable and have a headache.


We've done been traumatized.  I feel violated and kind of grossed out.

I feel left out cuz I missed this one! 

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MY EYES!!  Bill, warn a person! :o :o

THAT'S IT! I WARNED YOU!!!  >:(

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hahahaahahah...freakin' hilarious!!! ;D :D

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^ What's this guy's 'orientation', I wonder ?  ???  Is he trying to make his 'other half' jealous ?  :-\\  (Well 'who needs YOU' ! )  ???  ;D



Yes, it's bigger than most of those thingies you'll  find in your local 'sex shop' !  :D

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^ What's this guy's 'orientation', I wonder ?  ???  Is he trying to make his 'other half' jealous ?   :-\\  (Well 'who needs YOU' ! )  ???  ;D



Yes, it's bigger than most of those thingies you'll  find in your local 'sex shop' !  :D


all I know is that I wouldn't want my ear or face..at the other end of that thing!!! :D ;D

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all I know is that I wouldn't want my ear or face..at the other end of that thing!!! :D ;D


You''ll be VERY relieved then to know ... that at the last minute .... the members here decided NOT to put that on top of your birthday cake !  ???  :o







They knew just where it had been !  :-X  :P    :D

THAT'S IT! I WARNED YOU!!!  >:(

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Oh yeah?  Well go blow it out your ass :D

Y'know, Bill....

Electro-shock therapy only sounds scary.

I'll bring you a color brochure. It features Babar!

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You''ll be VERY relieved then to know ... that at the last minute .... the members here decided NOT to put that on top of your birthday cake !  ???   :o







They knew just where it had been !   :-X  :P    :D



ahhhahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :D ;D ;D ;D

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^ What's this guy's 'orientation', I wonder ?  ???  Is he trying to make his 'other half' jealous ?   :-\\  (Well 'who needs YOU' ! )  ???  ;D



Yes, it's bigger than most of those thingies you'll  find in your local 'sex shop' !  :D


But how much do they cost,these butthorns?

I'm Thinking....



THAT'S IT! I WARNED YOU!!!  >:(

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I'm Thinking....


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Wow!!!  Pyrotechnics. ;D

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The Results: The Texas Chili Cook-Off Winner

I replied so what are YOU gonna do about it? ??? >:(

I replied so what are YOU gonna do about it? ??? >:(


oh, you're allowed.  :-*

oh, you're allowed.  :-*


well, isn't that sweet? ;D

well, isn't that sweet? ;D


:D ;D

:D ;D


you are one of the funniest people I know, Bill. :)

you are one of the funniest people I know, Bill. :)


awww, thank you!! I never think of myself as being funny... I just say whatever random thing comes to my mind, usually, and I hope it ends up being off-the-wall enough to make somebody laugh, even if most people don't get my sense of humor  :)

awww, thank you!! I never think of myself as being funny... I just say whatever random thing comes to my mind, usually, and I hope it ends up being off-the-wall enough to make somebody laugh, even if most people don't get my sense of humor  :)



I totally get it! It's cool to meet other silly/crazy people that can relate to that type of humor!! ;D

oh, you're allowed.  :-*



Get the hell out of here. ::)

oh, you're allowed.  :-*





Get the hell out of here. ::)






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You find those 'Howard' looks 'Not too shabby', eh, Bill ?  ::)                    ^ (The OTHER 'man of Bill's dreams' ).








Well, SOME people are 'easy to please' ... I guess !  ???    :o    :P  ;D

Toilet Paper comes in 1-Ply, 2-Ply and 3-Ply.  If it came in reply, does that mean you'd get it back? ;D

Toilet Paper comes in 1-Ply, 2-Ply and 3-Ply.  If it came in reply, does that mean you'd get it back? ;D


It's a good idea to keep that toilet paper handy ... especially when you make sh!tty re-plys (?)  ???









Sometime's sh!t  might head back in your direction .....





















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^ That's ONE of my fans down ! Just two to go !

(Fortunately, that was my spare fan they hit ... and I had IT turned off !).  ;D











Hey ! You missed ! :P  :P  :P












Oh drat ... but you got ....  :o

















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..... MY  COFFEE !    :\'( :\'( :\'(

I guess the sheesh hit the fan. ;D

I guess the sheesh hit the fan. ;D


The s-h-e-e-s-h ? That only comes up if you type in .... type in ..... Ooh Howard ! You ARE  a naughty boy ! Shame on you !

The s-h-e-e-s-h ? That only comes up if you type in .... type in ..... Ooh Howard ! You ARE  a naughty boy ! Shame on you !



;D ;D ;D

The s-h-e-e-s-h ? That only comes up if you type in .... type in ..... Ooh Howard ! You ARE  a naughty boy ! Shame on you !


Why is sheesh like a curse word?

Why is sheesh like a curse word?


Now you've got me confused. Were you so bold to  type in s-h-e-e-s-h this time  :o  :o  (without the dashes) or did you type in (oh, never mind ! ).

Now you've got me confused. Were you so bold to  type in s-h-e-e-s-h this time  :o  :o   (without the dashes) or did you type in (oh, never mind ! ).


I typed in s-h-i-t.

I typed in s-h-i-t.


^ :D :D :D

I typed in s-h-i-t.


Wow it got through the censor!!!  Hey, let me try. S-h-i-t.

what there's a censor? sheesh

what there's a censor? sheesh


I guess there is a censor...

mmmm I wonder

sheesh
fudge
bitch
ass
(I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women)
crotch

I guess there is a censor...

mmmm I wonder

sheesh
fudge
bitch
ass
(I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women)
crotch




Oh lord that's too funny!!!



I took it off the post but for the record that word that's disrespectful of Maternal Figures does not have a filter.

I guess there is a censor...

mmmm I wonder

sheesh
fudge
bitch
ass
(I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women)
crotch




You didn't try ' (I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women)' ?    ???

Oh ... now I see  ! You did try  (I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women) !  :o



Hey ! Maybe I should be embarrassed ..... at being a 'loser' who has 'NO respect' for women ?  ???  :-[  :-[  :\'(


So .... 'Snoz' .... AS a woman ............ 'What' s YOUR excuse ?'    ??? ???  :P




By the way .... for those who are wondering what the attempted word was ..... I think the answer can be found somewhere out in the country  ..... or 'something' like that !  :P  :D

You didn't try ' (I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women)' ?    ???

Oh ... now I see  ! You did try  (I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women) !  :o



Hey ! Maybe I should be embarrassed ..... at being a 'loser' who has 'NO respect' for women ?  ???  :-[  :-[  :\'(


So .... 'Snoz' .... AS a woman ............ 'What' s YOUR excuse ?'    ??? ???  :P




By the way .... for those who are wondering what the attempted word was ..... I think the answer can be found somewhere out in the country  ..... or 'something' like that !  :P  :D



;D



there are some words that totally grasp how you feel about a person...while THAT word should never be used lightly....there is no other word in the english language that sums it up so completely.

Yes I have used it but only when I really, really meant it...


plus I talk like a sailor but know when and where its appropriate...you should hear me in the car.... I bet there is no filter for my alltime favorite phrase!

I'll spare you the details

I guess there is a censor...

mmmm I wonder

sheesh
fudge
bitch
ass
(I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women)
crotch



So how come they don't censor:

pussy
penis
vagina?  ??? Huh?

(I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women)
(I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women)
(I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women)
(I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women)
(I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women)

that word has never been so much fun! i wonder if there's a wikipedia entry on it.

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=RSYyuVHdaLQ

warning! the C-bomb is dropped like blockbusters out of a B-29.

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warning! the C-bomb is dropped like blockbusters out of a B-29.



Wow! ;D :o

So how come they don't censor:

pussy
penis
vagina?  ??? Huh?



They haven't censored PENIS, VAGINA, or PUSSY  it in YOUR post .... so .... maybe I can be daring  ???  ..... and post some PICS ? See if  I can get past the censors with THESE ! .....






















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PENIS !

:o
















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VAGINA !

:o :o






















AND 'ladies and gentemen' ..... I proudly present to you  .......

















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                              ^ SHAVEN PUSSY !

:D ;D :D

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VAGINA !

:o :o




if this makes me horny, that means i'm hard up, doesn't it? :-[

(I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women)
(I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women)
(I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women)
(I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women)
(I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women)

that word has never been so much fun! i wonder if there's a wikipedia entry on it.


Now I've worked out what word is being filtered I think that change was made after an ex-member called someone that and then tried to justify it.

Now I've worked out what word is being filtered I think that change was made after an ex-member called someone that and then tried to justify it.
ah well that takes some of the fun out of it. not a term to use in actual hate, that one. :( although i too had a delightful few minutes last night typing in various foul and inappropriate terms to pin down which word was being used here. you british types are so liberal with that word! it rather shocks us puritanical yanks, i tell ya. :o :P

ah well that takes some of the fun out of it. not a term to use in actual hate, that one. :( although i too had a delightful few minutes last night typing in various foul and inappropriate terms to pin down which word was being used here. you british types are so liberal with that word! it rather shocks us puritanical yanks, i tell ya. :o :P


It's not unusual for it to be used between friends!  As in "what d'you want to go and do that for, you stupid (I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women)?!"

My friends preferred 'bastard' as a term of endearment

It's not unusual for it to be used between friends!  As in "what d'you want to go and do that for, you stupid (I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women)?!"

My friends preferred 'bastard' as a term of endearment
having hung out with davey thrashmister in real life i can tell you that (I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women) is actually the only word he knows. and that's meant as a compliment! sometimes he says (I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women) slowly, sometimes he says (I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women) quickly, and it takes you a while to realize he's using morse code. but with the word (I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women).

having hung out with davey thrashmister in real life i can tell you that (I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women) is actually the only word he knows. and that's meant as a compliment! sometimes he says (I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women) slowly, sometimes he says (I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women) quickly, and it takes you a while to realize he's using morse code. but with the word (I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women).


I knew who had been teaching you this!  Although he was on best behaviour when I met him, I have had long msn chats with him!

It's not unusual for it to be used between friends!  As in "what d'you want to go and do that for, you stupid (I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women)?!"

My friends preferred 'bastard' as a term of endearment


with my friends we call each other bitch all the time...but (I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women) is rarely used...we reserve it for the truly deserving!

They haven't censored PENIS, VAGINA, or PUSSY  it in YOUR post .... so .... maybe I can be daring  ???  ..... and post some PICS ? See if  I can get past the censors with THESE ! .....






















http://www.boat-links.com/images/DilDozer/Flaccid-Moto-Penis.jpg
PENIS !

:o
















http://www.markhorrell.com/travel/argentina/fitzroy/images/vagina.jpg
VAGINA !

:o :o






















AND 'ladies and gentemen' ..... I proudly present to you  .......

















(wait for it .... ..... )
































http://www.davidnaylor.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/shaven-pussy.jpg
                              ^ SHAVEN PUSSY !

:D ;D :D





HAHA,that's good for laughs. ;D

That's all well and good, but as for me, I prefer the good ol'....................
























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BUTT TRUMPET

Am I gonna get in trouble if I repllied? ???