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Subject: Things to avoid in life

Written By: ChuckyG on 01/18/08 at 2:06 pm

just list a few things you think people as a rule should avoid

Cher
Bears
Delaware
Dirty underwear

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Midas on 01/18/08 at 2:16 pm

Those all rhyme! :D

I'll think of something later.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: wsmith4 on 01/18/08 at 2:16 pm

just list a few things you think people as a rule should avoid

Cher
Bears
Delaware
Dirty underwear

Does it have to rhyme?

By the way, I love Cher!

But I agree about Delaware... pretty useless except for the tax-free shopping

My list:

- Using the word "flush" as in "that table is flush against the wall"...God I hate that term
- Girls named Caroline - i've never known one that wasn't a royal B*tch!
- Sushi
- Haunted houses
- Boobies

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/18/08 at 2:25 pm

Does it have to rhyme?

By the way, I love Cher!

But I agree about Delaware... pretty useless except for the tax-free shopping

My list:

- Using the word "flush" as in "that table is flush against the wall"...God I hate that term
- Girls named Caroline - i've never known one that wasn't a royal B*tch!
- Sushi
- Haunted houses
- Boobies

Some of us can't avoid boobies-we are attached to them. (Or should that be they are attached to us?)

Cat

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: wsmith4 on 01/18/08 at 2:26 pm

Some of us can't avoid boobies-we are attached to them. (Or should that be they are attached to us?)

Cat

;D :D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 01/18/08 at 2:56 pm

negative people (that's one thing to avoid in life).

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: ChuckyG on 01/18/08 at 2:57 pm

Does it have to rhyme?

By the way, I love Cher!

But I agree about Delaware... pretty useless except for the tax-free shopping

My list:

- Using the word "flush" as in "that table is flush against the wall"...God I hate that term
- Girls named Caroline - i've never known one that wasn't a royal B*tch!
- Sushi
- Haunted houses
- Boobies

no it doesn't... I was just being silly

you avoid boobies? avoid growing them I guess...

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 01/18/08 at 2:58 pm

Boobies

I can't avoid these,(I need em for observation). ;)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Paul on 01/18/08 at 3:06 pm

Work... :P

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/18/08 at 3:32 pm

Death!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: ChuckyG on 01/18/08 at 3:39 pm

Taxes

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 01/18/08 at 3:41 pm

women. ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/18/08 at 3:56 pm

Taxes
I read this as Texas...

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/18/08 at 4:55 pm

My mother? :-\\

Cat

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Midas on 01/18/08 at 5:18 pm

I read this as Texas...

Avoid that too!

(j/k, my mom and some other cool peeps live there :) )

Lessee...

Beets 8-P
Uncovered manholes
Crystal meth
The Noid

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/djmidas96/noid2.gif

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Henk on 01/18/08 at 5:19 pm

I read this as Texas...

We all know what happened there... ::)

http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/2/17/785141/texas.jpg

...so, yeah...probably better avoided. ;)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 01/18/08 at 5:28 pm

- Boobies

I must disagree. :D ;D

you avoid boobies? avoid growing them I guess...
Well, when you put it that way...

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 01/18/08 at 6:25 pm

Wrinkles!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/18/08 at 6:44 pm

Witnesses.

Cat

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 01/18/08 at 6:50 pm

Rick Santorum

Carrot Top (That comedian scares the crap out of me)

work

compromising on your values and beliefs

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: coqueta83 on 01/18/08 at 7:58 pm

Peas
Crazy drivers

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Dominic L. on 01/18/08 at 10:59 pm

Trying to come up with clever answers to these types of threads.

... Like that one.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: whistledog on 01/18/08 at 11:20 pm

♦ Expired milk
♦ Rush (Canadian rock band)
♦ Soulja Boy, Jibbs, Jeezy and any other crappy rap/hip hop artist with a stupid name
♦ Food that costs big $$ for tiny portions (I could give a f*ck about presentation. Just mound up my plate)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/19/08 at 12:51 am

men without jobs
men with a sucky past/history

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 01/19/08 at 1:44 am

Beets
Turnips
Okra (unless it's heavily breaded and fried)
Liver
Paper Cuts
Utilities being shut off due to non-payment

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 01/19/08 at 3:18 am

Truck stop buffets. :o :o :o

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/19/08 at 6:00 am

Hawk recommends the following be avoided:

-Performing "Baby Got Back" more than twice/month, at a Karaoke session

-Wearing anything that shows buttock crevice in public

-Brussels Sprouts

-Democrats & Republicans in the White House (AGAIN!)

-Anything associated with a sponge, soft cheese, and a cat named "Taco"

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 01/19/08 at 6:02 am

Brittney Spears
Jessica Simpson
Lindsey Low-han

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/19/08 at 6:04 am

Brittney Spears
Jessica Simpson
Lindsey Low-han
I think that I am doing well, I have manage to avoid these so far.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 01/19/08 at 6:05 am

I think that I am doing well, I have manage to avoid these so far.

That's good.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Henk on 01/19/08 at 6:18 am

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 01/19/08 at 10:04 am

Doctors (unless I need them).

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Step-chan on 01/19/08 at 2:05 pm

Questions that are way too personal.

Going to worksafe sites that are prone to porn spam posts when at a public place.

Arguing with trolls.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Dagwood on 01/19/08 at 3:03 pm

Paris Hilton

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 01/19/08 at 3:34 pm

passing gas. :o ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/20/08 at 8:13 am

Traffic Jams

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 01/20/08 at 10:38 am

All jams.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/20/08 at 11:23 am

All jams.

I happen to like strawberry jam.

Cat

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/20/08 at 11:27 am

I happen to like strawberry jam.

Cat
So do I!

..but not fond of Marmalade.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 01/20/08 at 11:32 am

Toe jams, etc. ;)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/20/08 at 5:46 pm

Hawk also recommends avoiding the following:

-Discussing religion, politics or toast with your spouse

-Eating anything containing Texas chili

-Martin Lawrence

-Smelling anything that may have been around a sick cat

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/20/08 at 5:47 pm

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/20/08 at 6:26 pm

...any form of chili

Particularly if it looks like something Dave Lister would use in his "Shami Kebabs Diablo".

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Step-chan on 01/20/08 at 7:44 pm

I recommend avoiding these:

1. The songs "Hollaback Girl" and Wind It Up" by Gwen Stefani

2. Ann Coulter

3. Gurochan... the blood, gore and death section in particular

4. Scrappy Doo

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Jessica on 01/20/08 at 7:48 pm

I recommend avoiding these:

1. The songs "Hollaback Girl" and Wind It Up" by Gwen Stefani

2. Ann Coulter

3. Gurochan... the blood, gore and death section in particular

4. Scrappy Doo

Whenever I see any of her sh*tty books in the stores, I turn them around or cover them with other books. I can't stand looking at her anorexic wannabe skank Barbie self. :P

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: KKay on 01/20/08 at 10:04 pm

losers and bad advice.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: karen on 01/20/08 at 10:22 pm

hard objects
traffic cops
doing something stupid when there is a video camera running

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Red Ant on 01/20/08 at 11:07 pm

Things that smell horrible when crushed (stinkbugs, skunks, etc.)
Missing anniversaries
Candiru
Blowflies
Drugs
Ohio

Ant

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/20/08 at 11:11 pm

people who lie

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Red Ant on 01/20/08 at 11:12 pm

Erin's ire. ;)

Ant

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/21/08 at 2:27 am

James Blunt

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/21/08 at 5:08 am

http://sp1.mm-a5.yimg.com/image/3130468110

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/21/08 at 6:03 am

http://sp1.mm-a5.yimg.com/image/3130468110

I agree...I loathe Elmo.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 01/21/08 at 6:47 am

Joel Steinberg

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTbx5SlJRHkJoAlDyjzbkF/SIG=12ujsgtem/EXP=1201006034/**http%3A//cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/AP_Photo/2004/06/30/1088592670_2264.jpg

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/21/08 at 6:48 am

Rainy days

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 01/21/08 at 6:48 am

Rainy days

Sometimes you can't avoid it.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/22/08 at 3:13 am

Howard's libido, if you're bending over in the store. ;D ;D :D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 01/22/08 at 3:16 am

Ohio

Ant

Ahhh....Parts of Ohio aren't too bad. Other parts...well...I would have to agree that avoiding them probably would be the smartest thing. One thing is for sure, you don't want to speed even a little bit on an Ohio Highway, the Ohio Highway Patrol are quick and EVERYWHERE (it seems) and they don't really have very good sense of humor (at least while on the job anyways). :D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 01/22/08 at 7:14 am

Howard's libido, if you're bending over in the store. ;D ;D :D ;D ;D

even my girlfriend can't escape my wild libido. ;)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/22/08 at 11:27 am

Awwww, Patty...I'd visit you any time (you'd let me)!

More things to avoid:

-Chihuahuas

-Songs involving killing "just to have something to do"

-Racial/sexual/lifestyle disrespect

-Platform boots with heels over 6 inches

-"As You Like It Karaoke"

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Step-chan on 01/22/08 at 11:35 am

Whenever I see any of her sh*tty books in the stores, I turn them around or cover them with other books. I can't stand looking at her anorexic wannabe skank Barbie self. :P

I remember some magazine doing an article on her. :P

I'm not of any political party myself, although I'm not fond of republicans and she just increases that disdain I have even more.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Dominic L. on 01/22/08 at 8:28 pm

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/23/08 at 2:55 am

Hullama!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 01/23/08 at 6:23 am

Meat. to answer an earlier question, for years I wrote parodies on amiright, been on the message board for about a month.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 01/23/08 at 6:59 am

car crashes.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/23/08 at 11:31 am

Humus

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 01/23/08 at 2:29 pm

red x's

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/23/08 at 2:30 pm

Gout

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 01/23/08 at 2:39 pm

Ouch?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/23/08 at 2:40 pm

Humus

What's wrong with hummus?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/23/08 at 2:45 pm

What's wrong with hummus?
It has a nasty taste.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/23/08 at 2:47 pm

It has a nasty taste.

Only if the ingredients are not blended properly.
Sometimes, if not fully blended, the garbanzo beans can have a rougher texture.
Taht's where the olive oil comes in.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/23/08 at 4:23 pm

Only if the ingredients are not blended properly.
Sometimes, if not fully blended, the garbanzo beans can have a rougher texture.
Taht's where the olive oil comes in.
May be that is what I am missing in life.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: danootaandme on 01/23/08 at 5:10 pm

People who tell you "you can't"

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: DoRitos on 01/23/08 at 6:55 pm

Telling someone that you would like them to meet your aunt and your sister and there is only one person to be introduced.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 01/23/08 at 9:18 pm

???

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: snozberries on 01/23/08 at 9:34 pm

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee99/poolagirl/random/village-of-the-damned-kids.jpg

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 01/23/08 at 9:42 pm

yeah!!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 01/23/08 at 11:15 pm

Humus

I'll take your Humus, if you don't want it. ;D I love the stuff. I am a "dip" fanatic.

Things to avoid in life:

Magazine subscriptions (what do you do with them when you've read them? I can't bear to throw out "good money" but I rarely read them a second time, so they just pile up. :(

Diabetes. Trust me, it's a pain in the azz, well...maybe not the glutamus maximus, but at least it's a pain in the leg when you have to inject yourself or in the finger when you have to prick your finger to test your blood sugar.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/23/08 at 11:16 pm

Humus

I LOVE hummus!!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/24/08 at 3:39 am

Walking in the rain

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 01/24/08 at 6:44 am

people who enjoy hummus

insect bites
sunburn

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/24/08 at 8:20 am

insect bites
sunburn

These two can go together?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: gemini on 01/24/08 at 8:23 am

Skin cancer
Mean people
Brussel Sprouts 8-P

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/24/08 at 8:25 am

Brussel Sprouts 8-P
Only to be avoided at Christmas Time.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: gemini on 01/24/08 at 8:45 am

Only to be avoided at Christmas Time.

All the time! 8-P

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/24/08 at 8:48 am

All the time! 8-P
I never see (or eat) any other time.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 01/24/08 at 8:48 am

Walking in the rain

The COLD rain.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: KKay on 01/24/08 at 8:49 am

bossy, stubborn people.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 01/24/08 at 8:58 am

Controlling people.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: karen on 01/24/08 at 9:00 am

Magazine subscriptions (what do you do with them when you've read them? I can't bear to throw out "good money" but I rarely read them a second time, so they just pile up. :(

Cut out any recipes, knitting patterns, crosswords etc that you really want and then recycle the magazine.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/24/08 at 9:00 am

The COLD rain.
Any form of rain.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/24/08 at 11:03 am

Telling someone that you would like them to meet your aunt and your sister and there is only one person to be introduced.

I thought the joke went, "I like to introduce you to my wife and sister" and there is only 1 woman standing there. :o :o :o You might be a redneck. :D ;D ;D ;D

Cat

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: gemini on 01/24/08 at 1:12 pm

Snow Plows

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: wsmith4 on 01/24/08 at 2:07 pm

baked-on boogers

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/24/08 at 3:11 pm

Any piece of clothing that looks like Richard Simmons might have owned it.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 01/24/08 at 3:13 pm

Steven Cojocaru
Richard Simmons

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: wsmith4 on 01/24/08 at 3:47 pm

water & electricity, if mixed

snot-rockets

the millenium bug

yak poop

having hydrchloric acid poured into your eyeballs

picking wedgies in public, unless everyone else is doing it too

Pathmark

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: gemini on 01/24/08 at 4:02 pm

Steven Cojocaru
Richard Simmons

I don't know why, but I like Cojo.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 01/24/08 at 4:03 pm

water & electricity, if mixed

snot-rockets

the millenium bug

yak poop

having hydrchloric acid poured into your eyeballs

picking wedgies in public, unless everyone else is doing it too

Pathmark

Now why should you avoid Pathmark,they have low prices. ???

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 01/24/08 at 4:27 pm

Being broke a week before payday

cabin fever

housework? Well...at least I want to avoid it (most of the time) ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 01/25/08 at 2:12 pm

snobs
snubs

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: wsmith4 on 01/25/08 at 2:18 pm

Now why should you avoid Pathmark,they have low prices. ???

you are SOOOO CUTE!!!!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 01/25/08 at 2:20 pm

you are SOOOO CUTE!!!!

8-P I can sum it up in just 1 smilie! ;)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: wsmith4 on 01/25/08 at 2:21 pm

8-P I can sum it up in just 1 smilie! ;)

;D oh just accept the compliment ;)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 01/25/08 at 2:21 pm

;D oh just accept the compliment ;)

No,I'm snubbing you!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: wsmith4 on 01/25/08 at 2:25 pm

No,I'm snubbing you!

:\'(

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/25/08 at 4:07 pm

Snubbing Richard Simmons in Pathmark while picking your wedgie out around the housework that's giving you cabin fever. :D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/25/08 at 5:05 pm

Bill's new topic Don't you DARE reply to this thread!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 01/26/08 at 7:28 am

Snubbing Richard Simmons in Pathmark while picking your wedgie out around the housework that's giving you cabin fever. :D

You can never avoid Richard Simmons.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/26/08 at 1:44 pm

Anyone performing invisible buttsecks.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 01/26/08 at 3:12 pm

Anyone performing invisible buttsecks.

Imitates Howard for a second.

But how do you know? It's invisible.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 01/26/08 at 7:14 pm

Things to avoid in life:

Civil Wars (in any country)

Natural Disasters

and unnatural disasters

and Supernatural disasters? ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/27/08 at 5:04 am

The picture Bill posted in his "Don't DARE To Reply" thread.

(Let's just say "trumpet" has a whole new meaning)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 01/27/08 at 6:12 am

Imitates Howard for a second.

But how do you know? It's invisible.

What is a buttseck?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/27/08 at 6:27 am

What is a buttseck?
I do not wish to ask.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: snozberries on 01/27/08 at 10:37 am

canned beans & matches ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/27/08 at 10:49 am

canned beans & matches ;D
Separate or together?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: snozberries on 01/27/08 at 10:51 am

Separate or together?

separate okay, together not so much! ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/27/08 at 10:53 am

separate okay, together not so much! ;D
There is a thread in PPP on the subject on this matter.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: snozberries on 01/27/08 at 10:54 am

There is a thread in PPP on the subject on this matter.

I remember seeing that...

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 01/28/08 at 1:37 am

Side effects of medicines :(

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/28/08 at 2:05 am

The flu

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/28/08 at 5:02 am

The flu
Don't I know it!

I am better now.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 01/28/08 at 6:31 am

marriage
long term relationships
girlfriends

J/K ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/28/08 at 7:21 am

marriage
long term relationships
girlfriends

J/K ;D ;D
Marriage is no avoidance for me.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/28/08 at 8:05 am

anxiety
panic attacks

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: wsmith4 on 01/28/08 at 8:13 am

static-y radio stations
eating crumbs that you found in the couch
sticking paper clips under your fingernails
drawing perverted pictures all over your face with a permanent marker
putting sticks of dynamite in your ears and lighting the fuses

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/28/08 at 8:17 am

eating crumbs that you found in the couch

OMG...that would be like the WORST ever, for me. 8-P I have such a phobia about crumbs and stuff like that. EW EW EW...yucko. 8-P 8-P 8-P

Ew, another one that grosses me out:

when I was younger and rode the school bus...and it was a rainy/snowy day...and you would step on the bus, and the floors would be all wet...and there would be like papers and other garbage on the floor..and it would be all wet and it stuck to your shoes...OMG, just talking about it sends me into a frenzy!!! :o :o ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/28/08 at 8:28 am

eating crumbs that you found in the couch

Do you find any loose coins when you were there?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: wsmith4 on 01/28/08 at 8:33 am

OMG...that would be like the WORST ever, for me. 8-P I have such a phobia about crumbs and stuff like that. EW EW EW...yucko. 8-P 8-P 8-P

Ew, another one that grosses me out:

when I was younger and rode the school bus...and it was a rainy/snowy day...and you would step on the bus, and the floors would be all wet...and there would be like papers and other garbage on the floor..and it would be all wet and it stuck to your shoes...OMG, just talking about it sends me into a frenzy!!! :o :o ;D

;D I laughed out loud when I read this! I totally know what you mean, that is soooooo gross when mushy things are stuck to your shoes. And I hate it when you reach in a cushion and feel something down there, especially if it's cold, mushy, or wet...or ALIVE.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/28/08 at 8:37 am

;D I laughed out loud when I read this! I totally know what you mean, that is soooooo gross when mushy things are stuck to your shoes. And I hate it when you read in a cushion and feel something down there, especially if it's cold, mushy, or wet...or ALIVE.

hahaahah!! ;D :D OMG, I totally hate when stuff falls down in the couch cushions...EW. I am always afraid to lift it up and see what's under there. AND, it's like, no matter what I find under there...I automatically throw it away, without even thinking. So..hopefully nothing valueable gets lost under there...because it'll get tossed!! :D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: wsmith4 on 01/28/08 at 8:50 am

hahaahah!! ;D :D OMG, I totally hate when stuff falls down in the couch cushions...EW. I am always afraid to lift it up and see what's under there. AND, it's like, no matter what I find under there...I automatically throw it away, without even thinking. So..hopefully nothing valueable gets lost under there...because it'll get tossed!! :D

LOL you won't even save coins if you find them? :D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/28/08 at 9:01 am

LOL you won't even save coins if you find them? :D

It takes all I have to save them. If they are like pennies...no, I don't save them. If they are worth saving..I usually bribe someone else to stick their hand in there to fish them out! ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/28/08 at 4:30 pm

Do you find any loose coins when you were there?
...notes would be better?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 01/28/08 at 4:36 pm

snowstorms
earthquakes
hurricanes

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/28/08 at 10:26 pm

Licking Toe-Jam
Sniffing people's coulos
Voting for anyone wearing a "Stars & Stripes" tie (they look ridiculous)
Songs by Whitney Houston, Britney Spears or the Spice Girls
Women who keep baby squirrels in their bra (Yes- I know one of these)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/29/08 at 2:27 am

Boy Band Comebacks

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/29/08 at 2:28 am

Songs by Whitney Houston, Britney Spears or the Spice Girls

I already do.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/29/08 at 8:02 am

Boy Band Comebacks

>:( Hey Mister! You wouldn't happen to be talking about a certain New Kids On The Block reunion, now would you? ;D :D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 01/29/08 at 8:06 am

>:( Hey Mister! You wouldn't happen to be talking about a certain New Kids On The Block reunion, now would you? ;D :D

The Old Kids On The Block.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/29/08 at 8:07 am

The Old Kids On The Block.

watch it, mister!! >:(

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 01/29/08 at 8:08 am

watch it, mister!! >:(

What? ???

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/29/08 at 9:48 am

>:( Hey Mister! You wouldn't happen to be talking about a certain New Kids On The Block reunion, now would you? ;D :D
...but Take That are back for good.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/29/08 at 11:24 am

The Old Kids On The Block.

Agreed.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/29/08 at 12:37 pm

>:( Hey Mister! You wouldn't happen to be talking about a certain New Kids On The Block reunion, now would you? ;D :D
hmmm... could be ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/29/08 at 10:36 pm

hmmm... could be ;D

how rude!!! >:( :D ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/29/08 at 10:43 pm

how rude!!! >:( :D ;D
I know, I've told you guys that I'm really not as nice as I seem 8)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/29/08 at 10:46 pm

I know, I've told you guys that I'm really not as nice as I seem 8)

meh...I'm just teasing ya...MISTER. ;) ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/29/08 at 10:47 pm

meh...I'm just teasing ya...MISTER. ;) ;D
I know, the smileys helped

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 01/30/08 at 1:26 am

Power outtages. Just got my electricity back after a hour without it, nothing to do during it but lay down for a nap. :(

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 01/30/08 at 6:44 am

bees
wasps
yellowjackets

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: snozberries on 01/30/08 at 9:45 pm

Power outtages. Just got my electricity back after a hour without it, nothing to do during it but lay down for a nap. :(

I keep my portable DVD player, video ipod and PSP charged so that when the power goes out I still have stuff to do. :)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/30/08 at 11:44 pm

bees
wasps
yellowjackets
I try to kill them. in 2007 massacred about 100

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 01/31/08 at 12:56 am

I keep my portable DVD player, video ipod and PSP charged so that when the power goes out I still have stuff to do. :)

I really oughta get one (or all) of those..

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: snozberries on 01/31/08 at 1:07 am

I really oughta get one (or all) of those..

I reccommend the video ipod... it has the longest battery life...plus you can download all those degrassi episodes :)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 01/31/08 at 7:43 am

bitter people

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/31/08 at 4:52 pm

Newcastle Brown Ale

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: karen on 01/31/08 at 10:56 pm

wasps
yellowjackets

what is the difference between these two?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/01/08 at 2:35 am

bees
Bees are useful, they pollenate the plants.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/01/08 at 1:21 pm

All stress and no Newcastle Brown Ale make Hawk an irritable lad.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: karen on 02/01/08 at 2:00 pm

eating too many M and S percy pig sweets in one sitting.

feel sick now :-[

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/01/08 at 3:38 pm

eating too many M and S percy pig sweets in one sitting.

feel sick now :-[

What's a Pig Sweet? ???

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/01/08 at 11:51 pm

people who talk down to you and criticize you for merely having an opinion.

people who act like they are better/smarter than others ::)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/02/08 at 4:23 am

What's a Pig Sweet? ???
http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/m_and_s_Percey_pigs.jpg

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/02/08 at 4:24 am

eating too many M and S percy pig sweets in one sitting.

feel sick now :-[
Do the sweets taste of pork?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/02/08 at 6:02 am

http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/m_and_s_Percey_pigs.jpg

That looks delicious.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/02/08 at 6:03 am

my girlfriend and her sister who make better money than I do. :( >:(

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/02/08 at 7:19 am

That looks delicious.
I fancy some of those sweets now.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/02/08 at 9:48 am

Unhappiness...I get rid of it as soon as possible.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/02/08 at 3:04 pm

people who want to push you down from acheiving what you want to acheive.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/02/08 at 3:08 pm

people who want to push you down from acheiving what you want to acheive.

So true...I have to ditto it!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/02/08 at 3:56 pm

So true...I have to ditto it!

It's something you have to avoid sometimes.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 02/03/08 at 1:47 am

what is the difference between these two?

More then you ever really wanted to know about the differences between yellow jackets and wasps.

http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/focus/s_524838.html

http://pollinator.com/identify/whatsbuzzin.htm

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/03/08 at 5:46 am

Drunken rednecks on Karaoke night

"Hell, yeah! We like BOTH kindsa music here...Merle AND Haggard!"

"We want redneck s**t, gauddammit!"

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/03/08 at 6:16 am

Walruses.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/03/08 at 6:18 am

Walruses.
You beat me to it!

Karma!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/04/08 at 7:47 am

marriage.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/04/08 at 10:30 am

People who ae down on marriage/relationships.

*smack in the head with a trout*

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Rice_Cube on 02/04/08 at 10:30 am

...people in a perpetual "woe is me" complex.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/04/08 at 11:49 am

...being single.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/04/08 at 11:53 am

Getting up too early when I don't have to.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: snozberries on 02/04/08 at 11:56 am

...being single.

wrong... I say avoid marriage and children!!!!

also avoid doctors visits scheduled at the same time as children are throwing tantrums in the office.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/04/08 at 12:05 pm

wrong... I say avoid marriage and children!!!!

also avoid doctors visits scheduled at the same time as children are throwing tantrums in the office.

hehe

avoid ham in any form.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: thereshegoes on 02/04/08 at 12:10 pm

Hate.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: karen on 02/04/08 at 12:15 pm

Do the sweets taste of pork?

No, but the third ingredient listed was pork gelatin 8-P

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/04/08 at 12:21 pm

No, but the third ingredient listed was pork gelatin 8-P
That has put me off the sweets now.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/04/08 at 2:35 pm

avoid ham in any form.

You would be avoiding me, then, as my last name is Hamilton.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/04/08 at 2:48 pm

You would be avoiding me, then, as my last name is Hamilton.

Not at all, actually it was just a form of meat, not you! ;)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/05/08 at 3:17 am

Not at all, actually it was just a form of meat, not you! ;)

Well, if you look- technically, I'm the other white meat.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/05/08 at 7:07 am

Well, if you look- technically, I'm the other white meat.

How so?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/05/08 at 7:34 am

Well, if you look- technically, I'm the other white meat.

My meat is white,last time I checked. ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/05/08 at 7:37 am

Stale Bread

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/05/08 at 7:38 am

Stale Bread

with mold.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/05/08 at 11:42 am

Any comment that would open up Howard's sex-crazed brain. :D ;D :D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/05/08 at 12:45 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/05/08 at 1:39 pm

with mold.
The mould can be scrapped off!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/06/08 at 7:32 am

Any comment that would open up Howard's sex-crazed brain. :D ;D :D

Yeah that's a good idea. ::)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/06/08 at 11:14 am

Yambags

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/06/08 at 4:05 pm

Stale Water

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/06/08 at 8:33 pm

fickle people.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/07/08 at 2:29 am

Empty cups of tea

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/07/08 at 7:06 am

eating wrong foods.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/07/08 at 7:45 am

jerks that are backstabbers

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/07/08 at 7:54 am

jerks that are backstabbers

Them too >:(

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/07/08 at 10:29 pm

Farting loudly in a setting where it proves to be embarrassing

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/07/08 at 10:39 pm

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/08/08 at 2:12 am

;D

Obviously, someone who knows what I'm talking about!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/08/08 at 2:15 am

Farting loudly in a setting where it proves to be embarrassing
today at work a lady walks by some older dude, stops and starts waving her hand in front of her nose and asks him if he farted in front of everyone there. it was hilarious, yet embarrassing for the old gent, but too bad, it was funny ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/08/08 at 4:09 am

Melissa was telling me yesterday about someone in her Pilates class who ripped a biggun.

It wouldn't have been so bad, if the acoustics in the studio weren't so perfect, and a dead giveaway to where it came from!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/08/08 at 8:19 am

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/08/08 at 8:24 am

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/08/08 at 8:45 am

Obviously, someone who knows what I'm talking about!

But hasn't done it, just has embarrasing thoughts "What if...."

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/08/08 at 8:49 am

Farting loudly in a setting where it proves to be embarrassing
...even in the confinements of an elevator?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/08/08 at 1:05 pm

traffic jams.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/08/08 at 1:07 pm

traffic jams.
...especially when driving?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/08/08 at 1:38 pm

...especially when driving?

Yes at all times.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/08/08 at 2:43 pm

Seagulls

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 02/08/08 at 5:04 pm

Sore backs

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/08/08 at 5:35 pm

Bad singers

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/09/08 at 7:13 am

Seagulls

Sometimes I feed them,I'd admit it.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/09/08 at 7:22 am

Sometimes I feed them,I'd admit it.
What is their favourtie food?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/09/08 at 7:24 am

What is their favourtie food?

anything you throw down to them is good.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/09/08 at 7:26 am

anything you throw down to them is good.
So a varied diet?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/09/08 at 7:27 am

So a varied diet?

doesn't matter,just as long as it's good tasting.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/09/08 at 7:30 am

doesn't matter,just as long as it's good tasting.
I you are eating (and tasting) it, it must be good?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/09/08 at 7:31 am

I you are eating (and tasting) it, it must be good?

salt and sugared stuff.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/09/08 at 10:14 am

salt and sugared stuff.
Junk food?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Dagwood on 02/09/08 at 12:32 pm

Seagulls will eat anything. Rats with wings.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/09/08 at 12:33 pm

Seagulls will eat anything. Rats with wings.
Don't seagulls eat fish any more?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Dagwood on 02/09/08 at 12:34 pm

I'm sure they do if they are near water. No water around here and still tons of gulls.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/09/08 at 12:36 pm

I'm sure they do if they are near water. No water around here and still tons of gulls.
The same here in central London, we always say it must be stormy on the coast, so the seagulls come inland.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/10/08 at 5:30 am

Bandmates who are afraid of professional success.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/10/08 at 6:00 am

Denizens of a 'playful' message board who are argumentative and take themselves too seriously.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Tam on 02/10/08 at 12:07 pm

TTAIL... constantly beating a dead horse

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/10/08 at 1:27 pm

TTAIL... constantly beating a dead horse

Now, apart from a morbid curiosity- why would someone want to do that?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Tam on 02/10/08 at 1:29 pm

Now, apart from a morbid curiosity- why would someone want to do that?

HAHAHA! ;D

Because of the enjoyment??!!?? ???

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/10/08 at 1:32 pm

HAHAHA! ;D

Because of the enjoyment??!!?? ???

Does a dead horse fart, when you beat it?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Tam on 02/10/08 at 1:49 pm

Does a dead horse fart, when you beat it?

;D that would be something I would definitely avoid! ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/10/08 at 1:50 pm

;D that would be something I would definitely avoid! ;D

Indubitably!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/10/08 at 4:28 pm

Indubitably!

Hi...Hawk, the actor. Guess I'm shaman.

That's from another thread.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/10/08 at 6:58 pm

Hi...Hawk, the actor. Guess I'm shaman.

That's from another thread.

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Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/10/08 at 8:37 pm

Past Lives of the oos Members

2nd time I made this type of link, hope it turns out right.....you're on pg 3 or 4

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/11/08 at 2:26 am

Past Lives of the oos Members

2nd time I made this type of link, hope it turns out right.....you're on pg 3 or 4

Gotcha.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/11/08 at 6:40 am

cart collectors? ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/12/08 at 2:28 am

cart collectors? ;D
Personally or customers?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/12/08 at 6:46 am

Personally or customers?

some customers you can avoid.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/12/08 at 12:27 pm

some customers you can avoid.
Slipping around the back of the Fruit and Veg?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/12/08 at 2:27 pm

Hey Howard, you looking for another job,,,one which you like ? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/12/08 at 4:39 pm

Buttsecks

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/12/08 at 6:49 pm

Buttsecks

Hi Hawk! Whatever is Buttsecks?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/12/08 at 7:31 pm

Hi Hawk! Whatever is Buttsecks?

Well......think about the pronunciation, and you get the idea.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/12/08 at 7:37 pm

Well......think about the pronunciation, and you get the idea.

Hmm...got me on that one...I know what two words it sounds like, but can't visualize it.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/12/08 at 11:07 pm

Hmm...got me on that one...I know what two words it sounds like, but can't visualize it.

are you sure you want that visual? BUTT SECKS. ;) :D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/12/08 at 11:20 pm

Aha!!!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/13/08 at 1:45 am

are you sure you want that visual? BUTT SECKS. ;) :D

Unless you happen to be into that sort of thing, I'd suggest avoiding it.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/13/08 at 7:24 am

Unless you happen to be into that sort of thing, I'd suggest avoiding it.

I think that was a little too late..."Aha" was the sound of me getting it. ::)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/13/08 at 7:25 am

Slipping around the back of the Fruit and Veg?

But they will find you. ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/13/08 at 7:26 am

Hmm...got me on that one...I know what two words it sounds like, but can't visualize it.

Isn't it pronounced buttSEX?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/14/08 at 4:16 am

People who use the past, and debacles concerning "other people" as excuses to hate you.

If you're gonna hate someone, have a frippin' REASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/14/08 at 6:26 am

People who think they're better than you. >:(

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/14/08 at 2:17 pm

People who think they're better than you. >:(

You & me, Howard.......let's kill all the Haters! Let Cthulhu Sort 'Em Out!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/15/08 at 3:19 pm

You & me, Howard.......let's kill all the Haters! Let Cthulhu Sort 'Em Out!

or blow their house down. ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: snozberries on 02/15/08 at 6:02 pm

avoid thinking there's a hidden message in Quirk's new avitar....cool cat tho.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/15/08 at 6:39 pm

Not checking one's MySpace page for, like, years even!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: snozberries on 02/15/08 at 6:41 pm

Not checking one's MySpace page for, like, years even!

I'm guilty of this....brb

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/15/08 at 8:38 pm

Not checking one's MySpace page for, like, years even!

Or your own.^

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/15/08 at 10:49 pm

avoid thinking there's a hidden message in Quirk's new avitar....cool cat tho.

me? Never!!! muahahahaaa!!! ;)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 02/16/08 at 1:21 am

Kenny Rogers' plastic surgeon. ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/16/08 at 3:10 am

Kenny Rogers' plastic surgeon. ;D

Hell to the YES! ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/16/08 at 5:00 am

Kenny Rogers' plastic surgeon. ;D

Don't blame him...Joan Rivers recommended him.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/16/08 at 6:36 am

Dolly Parton's boob job. ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/16/08 at 8:05 am

The host of my e-mail account it has gone down again!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: danootaandme on 02/16/08 at 8:33 am

Going out in the cold without a hat

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: snozberries on 02/16/08 at 9:42 am

hugs from homeless people after you give them money *shudders*

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/16/08 at 10:17 am

Hi Snoz!! How you been?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/16/08 at 11:30 am

hugs from homeless people after you give them money *shudders*
Is this a Health and Safety issue?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: snozberries on 02/16/08 at 11:50 am

Is this a Health and Safety issue?

one word.... scabies! 8-P

oh yeah...also avoid the woman standing in line next to you who sneezes into her hand and then....touches you on the shoulder (same hand) and says don't worry I'm not contagious it;s allergies.... bitch I'd rather catch a cold than have your snot on my shirt!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/16/08 at 11:59 am

one word.... scabies! 8-P

oh yeah...also avoid the woman standing in line next to you who sneezes into her hand and then....touches you on the shoulder (same hand) and says don't worry I'm not contagious it;s allergies.... bitch I'd rather catch a cold than have your snot on my shirt!
It may be more thant a cold... ?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: snozberries on 02/16/08 at 1:27 pm

It may be more thant a cold... ?

it was allergies but still...I would have rather it been a cold or rather she'd just kept her hands to herself.....the point is avoid hands after they have been sneezed in ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/16/08 at 1:42 pm

it was allergies but still...I would have rather it been a cold or rather she'd just kept her hands to herself.....the point is avoid hands after they have been sneezed in ;D
If you have to take a few day off sick from work, you know who to blame?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/16/08 at 2:53 pm

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/16/08 at 3:21 pm

Vainglorious people.....like my mother......

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: loki 13 on 02/16/08 at 5:11 pm

it was allergies but still...I would have rather it been a cold or rather she'd just kept her hands to herself.....the point is avoid hands after they have been sneezed in ;D

I try to avoid sneezing people, God knows what infectious diseases they could have, I also try to avoid sneezing
in someones direction. Just a little anecdote:

While at work last week the foreman and I were looking over the blueprints for a job when I felt the urge to sneeze.
I turned away from him so I didn't sneeze in his direction just as another worker was approaching in the direction I was
now facing. It was too late to hold the sneeze back, so rather than sneeze at him I suppressed it and damn near blew
my ears off. ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: snozberries on 02/16/08 at 5:54 pm

I try to avoid sneezing people, God knows what infectious diseases they could have, I also try to avoid sneezing
in someones direction. Just a little anecdote:

While at work last week the foreman and I were looking over the blueprints for a job when I felt the urge to sneeze.
I turned away from him so I didn't sneeze in his direction just as another worker was approaching in the direction I was
now facing. It was too late to hold the sneeze back, so rather than sneeze at him I suppressed it and damn near blew
my ears off. ;D

;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/16/08 at 6:09 pm

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/16/08 at 8:53 pm

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/17/08 at 5:00 pm

hugs from homeless people after you give them money *shudders*

or if they reek of beer. :P

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/18/08 at 3:11 am

I recommend avoiding anyone who has eaten roasted garlic, onions or Onion chili.

*Butt-butt, choo-choo butt*

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 02/18/08 at 3:12 am

Try to avoid stapeling yourself in the head

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/18/08 at 3:13 am

Try to avoid stapeling yourself in the head

Ummmmm.......... ???

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 02/18/08 at 3:17 am

Ummmmm.......... ???

I just thought it was good advice for those that might not have figured that out yet. ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/18/08 at 3:28 am

I just thought it was good advice for those that might not have figured that out yet. ;D

Reminds me of Bill Engvall's skit, "When Did Shrapnel Become A Fashion Accessory?".

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 02/18/08 at 3:37 am

Nut snakes. :o

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/18/08 at 4:18 am

Try to avoid stapeling yourself in the head
I stapled my finger once.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/18/08 at 6:41 am

Nut snakes. :o

Huh? What's a nut snake? ???

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/18/08 at 8:35 am

Unenthiastic PM explanations >:( ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: KKay on 02/18/08 at 8:55 am

the cold

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Jessica on 02/18/08 at 10:07 am

Nut snakes. :o

I thought that said nut sacs. :o

I totally need a nap already.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/18/08 at 9:54 pm

Being ignored on a constant basis, until you have to make yourself known in a way that people claim you just do it for attention.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/18/08 at 9:59 pm

Being ignored on a constant basis, until you have to make yourself known in a way that people claim you just do it for attention.

Yes to that!!! In double doses.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 02/18/08 at 10:03 pm

I stapled my finger once.

Ouch. Yeah I kinda got my finger caught on a staple once trying to use my fingernail as a staple remover. Doh!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: mandamoo on 02/19/08 at 12:57 am

New songs on your Ipod when walking down the street...

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/19/08 at 3:22 am

New songs on your Ipod when walking down the street...
...and you start singing along?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/19/08 at 3:24 am

...and you start singing along?

Or dancing?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/19/08 at 3:25 am

Or dancing?
...waving the arms around in a dangerous manner?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/19/08 at 6:31 am

Simon Cowell.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/19/08 at 6:52 am

Simon Cowell.
Why?

I have seen him walking down a road near by, and he seemed very pleasant.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/19/08 at 2:08 pm

Why?

I have seen him walking down a road near by, and he seemed very pleasant.

No, sir- that was his twin, Oliver.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/19/08 at 6:12 pm

No, sir- that was his twin, Oliver.

I never knew he had a brother? ???

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Bobby on 02/19/08 at 6:16 pm

Buses . . . Especially while crossing the roads. :)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/19/08 at 6:16 pm

I never knew he had a brother? ???

Oliver's the one they send in, when Simon is too bitchy about his pimply butt.
On those shows, "Simon's" insults are only half-hearted.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/19/08 at 6:30 pm

Oliver's the one they send in, when Simon is too bitchy about his pimply butt.
On those shows, "Simon's" insults are only half-hearted.

How come I haven't seen him yet?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/20/08 at 4:31 am

No, sir- that was his twin, Oliver.
It was definitely him.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/20/08 at 7:15 am

broken hearts.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 02/20/08 at 12:06 pm

being needy

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Bobby on 02/20/08 at 12:10 pm

being needy

Absolutely right. In fact, I was emotionally driven for you to say that . . . ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/20/08 at 2:26 pm

Emotional, tearful movies first thing in the morning. :\'( :\'( :\'(

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: snozberries on 02/20/08 at 7:11 pm

Simon Cowell.

I actually met him.. he was quite pleasant... the Idol villain is an act...

I like it on idol when someone catches him off guard... he is genuinely amused by it...he smiled twice during the show last night.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/21/08 at 12:20 am

Carrot cake....

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/21/08 at 12:23 am

Smug, uppity people.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/21/08 at 12:24 am

Smug, uppity people.

I know a few of those.
Some online, some in my family.....

Some have more cash than King Midas...

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/21/08 at 12:27 am

Combative drunks still mad at you for something they think you did ten years ago.
(Had a run-in with one such individual in town the other night.)
:o

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/21/08 at 1:08 am

Combative drunks still mad at you for something they think you did ten years ago.
(Had a run-in with one such individual in town the other night.)
:o
get a taser and zap him ;)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Bobby on 02/21/08 at 10:08 am

Emotional, tearful movies first thing in the morning. :\'( :\'( :\'(

Or horror movies late at night. I watch them during the day so I don't get scared at night by those normal noises I don't normally worry about.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/21/08 at 1:36 pm

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/21/08 at 4:00 pm

Or horror movies late at night. I watch them during the day so I don't get scared at night by those normal noises I don't normally worry about.

Especially those crappy B-rated ones, that somehow get into your subconscious and seem far scarier than you remember them.

Example- "Return To Horror High". I saw that one at night, and it wasn't all that scary.
But when I went to sleep later that week, it was creepier than I remembered it being.
To this day, occasionally "Hatchet Face" will sneak in, and there I go again, after 15 years.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Bobby on 02/21/08 at 4:14 pm

Especially those crappy B-rated ones, that somehow get into your subconscious and seem far scarier than you remember them.

Example- "Return To Horror High". I saw that one at night, and it wasn't all that scary.
But when I went to sleep later that week, it was creepier than I remembered it being.
To this day, occasionally "Hatchet Face" will sneak in, and there I go again, after 15 years.

Very true. I haven't seen 'Return to Horror High' but I nearly pooed myself after watching the Japanese version of 'The Ring' - and my ex was sleeping in the same bed as me so if there was any weird girl floating about that come from my telly, she would've beaten her up, no doubt about it. ;D

The B Movie that freaked me out was called 'Scream Pretty Peggy'. I was very little at the time and it was probably the first time I was exposed to transvetitism.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/21/08 at 5:27 pm

your ex. ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/21/08 at 6:21 pm

your ex. ;D

Or YOUR ex..... :D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/22/08 at 7:03 am

Or YOUR ex..... :D

And what would happen If I saw her with another man? I'd say "Good Luck" to the other guy cause hes gonna need it because she put me through some stress and that's what he might be warned about.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Dagwood on 02/22/08 at 7:22 am

If you see her, just ignore her. If she is with another guy, he will figure it out soon enough. She is not your problem anymore, Howard.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/22/08 at 9:56 am

If you see her, just ignore her. If she is with another guy, he will figure it out soon enough. She is not your problem anymore, Howard.

What I'm afraid of is that she'll come crying back to me because maybe she was wrong in yelling on her part.I wonder how may girls do that in this sort of situation? ???

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 02/22/08 at 5:11 pm

What I'm afraid of is that she'll come crying back to me because maybe she was wrong in yelling on her part.I wonder how may girls do that in this sort of situation? ???

Like Dagwood said: ignore her.

You will find in life that there is so much more to enjoy.
Some girls do what you're describing; some don't.
I am not an expert but I do know that much.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/22/08 at 7:10 pm

Like Dagwood said: ignore her.

You will find in life that there is so much more to enjoy.
Some girls do what you're describing; some don't.
I am not an expert but I do know that much.

Exactly, Howard...what Hawk said.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/23/08 at 6:55 am

Like Dagwood said: ignore her.

You will find in life that there is so much more to enjoy.
Some girls do what you're describing; some don't.
I am not an expert but I do know that much.

and some women just want to be "gold-diggers",who are in it for the money,those are the women I should avoid in life. ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/23/08 at 9:40 am

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/23/08 at 12:52 pm

Gastronomic\Intestional Flu\Food Poisoning

Nasty, especially when you are set to go somewhere special.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/23/08 at 1:23 pm

Gastronomic\Intestional Flu\Food Poisoning

worse month I ever had!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Bobby on 02/23/08 at 2:00 pm

Erm . . . Anthrax.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/23/08 at 2:11 pm

Ant & Dec

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Bobby on 02/23/08 at 2:14 pm

Ant & Dec

I've spent quite a long time avoiding them. *shudder*

Psyche!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/23/08 at 2:37 pm

I've spent quite a long time avoiding them. *shudder*
That is why I am here now.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: snozberries on 02/23/08 at 3:19 pm

and some women just want to be "gold-diggers",who are in it for the money,those are the women I should avoid in life. ;D

mmm I think you have to make "gold" to attract gold diggers Howard. ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/23/08 at 3:48 pm

Cold tea.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: snozberries on 02/23/08 at 6:43 pm

Double Whammy. My last bout was just before a road trip I planned for half a year to celibrate the end of my year of service which was just ending.

Ha Ha I read this as celibate and I thought wow that's gonna be a long 6 months! ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/24/08 at 4:27 pm

What you have to remember, Howard, is that we're not all like that. Think with your mind first and then fall in love.

Btw, there are male goldiggers too, and thanks for not being one,Howard. The male gold d. is so shameless, it's embarrasing to watch.

Hey Pat,I'm just a normal guy who hasn't had a job in over a decade and is trying to work his way up the ladder and so far,I'm doing quite well. :)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/24/08 at 5:05 pm

Hey Pat,I'm just a normal guy who hasn't had a job in over a decade and is trying to work his way up the ladder and so far,I'm doing quite well. :)

I THINK I gave you a compliment.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/25/08 at 6:55 am

I THINK I gave you a compliment.

Thank You Pat. :)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/25/08 at 6:56 am

people who think they're too clean. ::)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Dominic L. on 02/26/08 at 9:01 pm

people who think they're too clean. ::)

XD "Oh, no! I'm too clean! HELP ME! DIRTY ME UP!"

Like that?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/26/08 at 10:17 pm

people who think they're too clean. ::)

Too clean? For what?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/27/08 at 7:11 am

Too clean? For what?

I'm talking about Robin's Parents.They were just too neat and clean.You had to take your shoes off when you got inside so they don't spot any dirt or anywhere in the house.Her Mother,if she saw dirt or dust,she'd freak out. ::)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/27/08 at 7:12 am

XD "Oh, no! I'm too clean! HELP ME! DIRTY ME UP!"

Like that?

No not that. ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Bobby on 02/27/08 at 7:14 am

Land mines

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/27/08 at 7:18 am

Land mines
..only on The Arcade game Bloody Pingu

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/27/08 at 7:19 am

Land mines

Why should you avoid them?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Bobby on 02/27/08 at 7:19 am

..only on The Arcade game Bloody Pingu

. . . Or if you were the ex Princess of Wales, lol.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/27/08 at 7:21 am

. . . Or if you were the ex Princess of Wales, lol.
...anyway, I have not come across any in London.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/27/08 at 7:21 am

..only on The Arcade game Bloody Pingu

hard to avoid them.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Bobby on 02/27/08 at 7:23 am

...anyway, I have not come across any in London.

We say this but they are always unearthing old landmines from the war, lol.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/27/08 at 7:23 am

snowstorms.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/27/08 at 8:19 am

snowstorms.
...and the cold that goes with them.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/27/08 at 9:23 am

...complete, mind-blowing boredom...yeach! 8-P 8-P 8-P

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/28/08 at 7:28 am

...and the cold that goes with them.

and the frigid temperatures.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Bobby on 02/28/08 at 7:55 am

Women. ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/28/08 at 7:56 am

Women. ;D

I can never avoid them.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Bobby on 02/28/08 at 8:16 am

I can never avoid them.

Er . . . put a blindfold on when you are working, lol.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/28/08 at 8:21 am

Women. ;D

Men with big beltbuckles.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Bobby on 02/28/08 at 8:34 am

Men with big beltbuckles.

Take their belts off. :o ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/28/08 at 9:33 am

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: KKay on 02/28/08 at 9:36 am

work

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/28/08 at 9:39 am

work
It seems the companies are avoiding me and my job applications.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/28/08 at 9:55 am

It seems the companies are avoiding me and my job applications.

Gets to feel that way after a while, huh?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/28/08 at 9:56 am

Gets to feel that way after a while, huh?
Completely, I feel like phoning them up and asking why!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/28/08 at 10:47 am

Completely, I feel like phoning them up and asking why!

Maybe you should? Can't see you doing that though.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/28/08 at 12:12 pm

Maybe you should? Can't see you doing that though.
It sounds being to pushy with them and they may refuse to deal with you.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/28/08 at 12:52 pm

It sounds being to pushy with them and they may refuse to deal with you.

hehe...like I said, I can't see you doing that...too out of character.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/28/08 at 12:59 pm

hehe...like I said, I can't see you doing that...too out of character.
Just send them junk mail instead...

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/28/08 at 1:03 pm

:)...yea!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Step-chan on 02/28/08 at 1:22 pm

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Bobby on 02/28/08 at 1:24 pm

Here's something one of my co-workers should have avoided:

Telling me that I could probably qualify for disability just because I don't know certain customers well enough.

I remember her telling me this when I didn't know the name of a co-worker(one that I didn't really talk to, how would I remember their name if I never bothered to talk to them much?):

You not aware of your surroundings. What does my surroundings have to do with co-worker names and customers?

So because you didn't know someone well enough, they thought you could qualify for disability? My head hurts . . . There are 700 people working in my building over all, I would have to be a member of MENSA to know everybody's names!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Step-chan on 02/28/08 at 1:34 pm

So because you didn't know someone well enough, they thought you could qualify for disability? My head hurts . . . There are 700 people working in my building over all, I would have to be a member of MENSA to know everybody's names!

I sometimes think she likes to upset me, she's also incredibly nosy... the wrong kinda of nosy(not the curious type, which isn't so bad to deal with).

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/28/08 at 1:41 pm

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Bobby on 02/28/08 at 1:43 pm

I sometimes think she likes to upset me, she's also incredibly nosy... the wrong kinda of nosy(not the curious type, which isn't so bad to deal with).

Get her sacked, lol.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Bobby on 02/28/08 at 1:44 pm

LOL ....you make me laugh...very funny...;D

Ha ha, it just comes out.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Step-chan on 02/28/08 at 3:52 pm

Get her sacked, lol.

Umm, what does that mean?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Dagwood on 02/28/08 at 4:19 pm

Umm, what does that mean?

Fired

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Bobby on 02/28/08 at 8:11 pm

Fired

That too, lol.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/28/08 at 8:23 pm

Avoid ungrateful little people.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Bobby on 02/28/08 at 8:25 pm

Avoid ungrateful little people.

Avoid ungrateful tall people too . . . ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Bobby on 02/28/08 at 8:33 pm

Avoid getting shot. Usually a good thing. :)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: snozberries on 02/28/08 at 8:39 pm

Avoid getting shot. Usually a good thing. :)

or stabbed...

or shocked...

or run over by a car....

;)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Bobby on 02/28/08 at 8:45 pm

or stabbed...

or shocked...

or run over by a car....

;)

I like how you think, snozberries. :)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/28/08 at 8:48 pm

Oh well..

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Bobby on 02/28/08 at 8:51 pm

Oh well..

What's up? Avoiding anything?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: snozberries on 02/28/08 at 9:00 pm

I like how you think, snozberries. :)

Thank you...me do like how you think too....

Oh well..

are you mad at me?

What's up? Avoiding anything?

I think belle is mad at me but I hope not...

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Bobby on 02/28/08 at 9:11 pm

Thank you...me do like how you think too....

Ha ha, we both don't like to get killed - can't beat self preservation.

I think belle is mad at me but I hope not...

I can't see why. I don't think so. :)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/29/08 at 1:59 am

or stabbed...

or shocked...

or run over by a car....

;)

Stay indoors?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/29/08 at 7:06 am

Er . . . put a blindfold on when you are working, lol.

can't...need to see the cars.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/29/08 at 7:08 am

What's up? Avoiding anything?

Just frivolous follow the crowd people....sooo predictable. ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 02/29/08 at 7:27 am

sex. ;)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/29/08 at 8:22 am

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Bobby on 02/29/08 at 4:39 pm

sex. ;)

You avoid sex, Howard? That's like a moth to a lightbulb. ;)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 02/29/08 at 6:15 pm

Avoid ungrateful tall people too . . . ;D

LOL

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Step-chan on 02/29/08 at 7:49 pm

Fired

Oh, okay.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 03/01/08 at 7:08 am

You avoid sex, Howard? That's like a moth to a lightbulb. ;)

No and I've never had it yet so hopefully finding the right girl again,Maybe I will.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: snozberries on 03/01/08 at 10:16 am

No and I've never had it yet so hopefully finding the right girl again,Maybe I will.

well now that explains everything ::) ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Step-chan on 03/01/08 at 1:30 pm

sex. ;)

Ring.... Ring....

Step-chan: Hello?

Devil: Hey, this is the Devil.

Step-chan: Um, okay. What is it?

Devil: Why has it gotten really cold down here?

Step-chan: Ain't my fault, I still have all my obsessions.

:D ;D :D ;D ;) ::) ;) ::)

Edit: Forgot the smilies.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 03/01/08 at 6:22 pm

well now that explains everything ::) ;D

Hey what do you want Snoz,I'm 34,It's not my fault she broke with me.I saved the condom just for her and wouldn't use it on any other girl but now I gonna have to. :(

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: snozberries on 03/01/08 at 6:56 pm

Hey what do you want Snoz,I'm 34,It's not my fault she broke with me.I saved the condom just for her and wouldn't use it on any other girl but now I gonna have to. :(

Well she's an idiot Howie...despite my ribbing you seem very sweet...move on to someone more deserving- only....get a new condom because your current one may have expired ;)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: gibbo on 03/01/08 at 8:24 pm

Hey what do you want Snoz,I'm 34,It's not my fault she broke with me.I saved the condom just for her and wouldn't use it on any other girl but now I gonna have to. :(

Anyway, there are many uses for condoms. You can fill them with water and throw them off the roof! There now, doesn't that make you feel a little better?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: snozberries on 03/01/08 at 8:31 pm

Anyway, there are many uses for condoms. You can fill them with water and throw them off the roof! There now, doesn't that make you feel a little better?

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh62/PebblesCave/Idea.gif

What if Howie filled the condom with water and dropped it on his ex. Then he's using the condom he saved for her on her ;D

or is that mean? nah its deviously funny!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: gibbo on 03/01/08 at 8:38 pm

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh62/PebblesCave/Idea.gif

What if Howie filled the condom with water and dropped it on his ex. Then he's using the condom he saved for her on her ;D

or is that mean? nah its deviously funny!

Good question; Is that mean? hmmmm....Is that mean?

Nah! Sounds just about right to me........

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 03/02/08 at 6:03 am

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 03/02/08 at 6:03 am

Well she's an idiot Howie...despite my ribbing you seem very sweet...move on to someone more deserving- only....get a new condom because your current one may have expired ;)

No,The female condom expires in 2009.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: snozberries on 03/09/08 at 9:39 pm

No,The female condom expires in 2009.

you're carrying a female condom? that's not very romantic Howard.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 03/10/08 at 6:00 am

you're carrying a female condom? that's not very romantic Howard.

Well,I'm waiting for the right girl to come along so I can use it but since Robin And I are no longer and I was hoping to use it on her in a year,well forget it now. :(

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/10/08 at 2:20 pm

Hey what do you want Snoz,I'm 34,It's not my fault she broke with me.I saved the condom just for her and wouldn't use it on any other girl but now I gonna have to. :(

you're carrying a female condom? that's not very romantic Howard.

Well,I'm waiting for the right girl to come along so I can use it but since Robin And I are no longer and I was hoping to use it on her in a year,well forget it now. :(

Howard is gonna explode, before too long.
And I don't know about you all out here, but I don't think we want to see that.....

I could just see it:
Howard starring in the remake of "The 40 Year-Old Virgin"....

*shudder*

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 03/10/08 at 2:48 pm

Howard is gonna explode, before too long.
And I don't know about you all out here, but I don't think we want to see that.....

I could just see it:
Howard starring in the remake of "The 40 Year-Old Virgin"....

*shudder*

I might replace Steve Carrell in the sequel to The 40 Year Old Virgin. ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Spirit of 76 on 03/15/08 at 3:23 pm

Well you're not the only one. I've got my remake of the movie coming out in 2016. ::)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/16/08 at 2:14 pm

Walking in the rain

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 03/16/08 at 4:22 pm

Walking in the rain

The last two days it would be more like running here.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Bobby on 03/16/08 at 4:33 pm

Well,I'm waiting for the right girl to come along so I can use it but since Robin And I are no longer and I was hoping to use it on her in a year,well forget it now. :(

Most men get flowers for women, Howard, but there you go . . . ;D

In a year? She doesn't believe in sex before marriage or sex before you become a claims consultant? ::) ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 03/16/08 at 4:36 pm

Afternoon Rob.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 03/16/08 at 4:42 pm

Most men get flowers for women, Howard, but there you go . . . ;D

In a year? She doesn't believe in sex before marriage or sex before you become a claims consultant? ::) ;D

I believe in sex but not after marriage.I don't believe in her tradition! Sorry! ::)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Bobby on 03/16/08 at 4:43 pm

Afternoon Rob.

Hiya Pat. You alright?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 03/16/08 at 4:44 pm

AIDS.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Bobby on 03/16/08 at 4:44 pm

I believe in sex but not after marriage.I don't believe in her tradition! Sorry! ::)

Sex is a weird one when it comes to conditions but the old adage 'accept it or leave it' springs to mind.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 03/16/08 at 4:46 pm

Sex is a weird one when it comes to conditions but the old adage 'accept it or leave it' springs to mind.

Well Bob,that's her,the hell with tradition,If I want to have sex that's my business,not hers. ::)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Bobby on 03/16/08 at 4:47 pm

Well Bob,that's her,the hell with tradition,If I want to have sex that's my business,not hers. ::)

Of course but if she doesn't want sex before marriage, you can't force it on her.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 03/16/08 at 4:48 pm

Of course but if she doesn't want sex before marriage, you can't force it on her.

I know but I have a high libido,I can't help if I'm sex hungry!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Bobby on 03/16/08 at 4:49 pm

I know but I have a high libido,I can't help if I'm sex hungry!

;D

Yes, but if you force a woman to have sex it's rape, even if she is in a relationship with you - libido or no libido won't help you in a court of law.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 03/16/08 at 5:10 pm

I believe in sex but not after marriage.I don't believe in her tradition! Sorry! ::)

Then what were you doing there anyway? Trying to convince her?:)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 03/16/08 at 5:11 pm

;D

Yes, but if you force a woman to have sex it's rape, even if she is in a relationship with you - libido or no libido won't help you in a court of law.

I was willing to wait,It's hard to wait when you're in a relationship. :(

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 03/16/08 at 5:12 pm

Then what were you doing there anyway? Trying to convince her?:)

dry humping and nothing else,It's safer than real sex. ;)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 03/16/08 at 5:45 pm

Quote from: Bobby on Today at 04:49:56 PM
Yes, but if you force a woman to have sex it's rape, even if she is in a relationship with you - libido or no libido won't help you in a court of law.

adagio on Today at 05:10:20 PM
Then what were you doing there anyway? Trying to convince her?

Rob...he's going to get himself in trouble yet!!!!

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 03/17/08 at 6:06 am

Quote from: Bobby on Today at 04:49:56 PM.

Rob...he's going to get himself in trouble yet!!!!

No,I'm not that type of person who'd do that.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 03/17/08 at 9:25 am

The way you are talking, Howard...woman-hating, and guided by your libido. Now, that would make a fine addition to the thread I just made. Ideas from people here to make a parody about yourselves. :) Who better to give me ideas than the people that have been here longer than myself? I wouldn't want to step on toes...it;s in the PPP section hopefully still on the first page.

Anybody here is welcome to give me an idea.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/17/08 at 12:58 pm

dry humping and nothing else,It's safer than real sex. ;)

That's like smoking without inhaling- you get the general idea....but who cares?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 03/17/08 at 1:22 pm

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh93/adagio_photos/secret.gif?t=1205777997(Wayne is funny, isn't he?)

;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/17/08 at 1:48 pm

I'm glad you think so.

Where's me whiskey in the jar, lassie?

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: adagio on 03/17/08 at 2:20 pm

Now...hold on. It's in me hand.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 03/17/08 at 4:42 pm

That's like smoking without inhaling- you get the general idea....but who cares?

I care,Wayne.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 03/18/16 at 8:32 pm

My town after the snow melts. (Snow hides trash fairly well)
Drinking two energy drinks on an empty stomach.
People who have to know everything that goes on in life. Then get mad when you don't tell them.
over filling a cup at a slushy machine.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 03/19/16 at 7:53 am

too many expectations
comparing yourself to others
toxic people
holding grudges
self importance
suppressing emotions
worrying
putting others down
blaming
rushing

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: 80sfan on 03/19/16 at 10:26 am

-Relying on other people too much
-People who make excuses for their bad actions
-Envious people (Envious in the toxic way)
-Being too hard on one's self
-Overly judgmental people
-Thinking too much
-Not being vigilante (trust me, I've paid for not being watchful/vigilant enough)

I'm not perfect myself, I'm just saying it's probably best to avoid these things, or at least decrease them.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: annimal on 03/19/16 at 10:51 am

Thinking too much is hard one for me. A lot of times I have to think hard to think. About the only thing that I don't have to think hard for if creative ideas for things such as pictures and parodies. So like I was saying yesterday, if anyone can say something to help keep me positive about doing my parody videos ( kidding and telling me how much I suck and it will never work works for me) that would be cool. I do seem to get lonely when nobody seems to say anything to me.
i know this place it's not about me and not everyone needs to say something to me all the time.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: 80sfan on 03/19/16 at 11:30 am

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: annimal on 03/19/16 at 12:36 pm

http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/annhammond.shtml

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: 80sfan on 03/19/16 at 1:22 pm

Love me Red Hood, please be true
All my dreams full filled

When I'm starvin, I'll have stew
Basket always fills

;D ;D

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: annimal on 03/19/16 at 1:31 pm

yup, that's when me wolf is going to do upps with his hands.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: Howard on 03/19/16 at 6:03 pm

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: karen on 03/20/16 at 8:06 am

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: 80sfan on 03/20/16 at 10:22 am

that's true.

8)

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: 80sfan on 03/20/16 at 10:26 am

Thinking too much is hard one for me. A lot of times I have to think hard to think. About the only thing that I don't have to think hard for if creative ideas for things such as pictures and parodies. So like I was saying yesterday, if anyone can say something to help keep me positive about doing my parody videos ( kidding and telling me how much I suck and it will never work works for me) that would be cool. I do seem to get lonely when nobody seems to say anything to me.
i know this place it's not about me and not everyone needs to say something to me all the time.

Everyone's situation is different. I have too much of an imagination. I have to repeat to myself not to overthink and make things up in my head.

Subject: Re: Things to avoid in life

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 03/22/16 at 8:02 pm

Neglecting your children would be my biggest issue.

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