YES!!!

That one is cool,but the toilet made me so hot! Bring it back,AL 8)

i actually had a nightmare about that monster last night. :o

i'm not kidding, it was chasing us over this steep cliff and it could run really fast and climb and stuff.

Guess which one I picked? ;D

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/pyzamattwhore.jpg

Guess which one I picked? ;D

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/pyzamattwhore.jpg


So...if that option wins (and I have a sneaking suspicion it will), then what should I put up for an avatar?  ???

Do both!!!

So...if that option wins (and I have a sneaking suspicion it will), then what should I put up for an avatar?  ???


Well, I don't really think you're an attention whore, I just needed an excuse to use that pic. My actual choice would be for the toilet. :D

And when I first saw the title of this thread, I was thinking you were having issues with your aim or something...

And when I first saw the title of this thread, I was thinking you were having issues with your aim or something...



I was thinking the same thing.  ;D ;D ;D



Cat

I was thinking the same thing.  ;D ;D ;D



Cat


Me too.  It must be a married woman's thing!

Me also, and I was going to say 'never my aim is always spot on!'

http://www.ogunquitmaine.net/jd631.jpg


Cat

I was just getting used to the toilet.  This new one kinda creeps me out.

Bring back tongue-toilet.  It's cool and the wimmins dig it. 8)

Bring it back when the Holiday Season has finished.

The 'new' avatar is strongly reminiscent of someone I work with!  ::)

The 'new' avatar is strongly reminiscent of someone I work with!  ::)
Talked to much?

Talked to much?


Is His Holiness The Pope catholic?

Is His Holiness The Pope catholic?
'nuff said!

Yes bring back licking toilet.

And when I first saw the title of this thread, I was thinking you were having issues with your aim or something...


Well, sometimes I do, but that's mainly when I wake up with morning wood.

I think women have no idea how difficult it is for us to hit the target when we have to lean forward at a 45 degree angle to compensate.

Well, sometimes I do, but that's mainly when I wake up with morning wood.

I think women have no idea how difficult it is for us to hit the target when we have to lean forward at a 45 degree angle to compensate.


Ah, but you have an easier time when you suddenly have the urge to pee in the middle of the woods. :D

Well, sometimes I do, but that's mainly when I wake up with morning wood.

I think women have no idea how difficult it is for us to hit the target when we have to lean forward at a 45 degree angle to compensate.


Lean forward.. that'd be nice. Sometimes it's neccesary to face about 270' away from the bowl and aim downwards in a diagnoal manner whilst holding a plate to deflect the secondary stream from hitting the bathroom mirror.. all whilst being half asleep.. and adjusting direction due to blood beginning to flow elsewhere.

..and they think they have it hard with childbirth. Try cleaning my bathroom once in a while! It's like the goddam Amsterdam Fetish scene in there some mornings.

..and they think they have it hard with childbirth. Try cleaning my bathroom once in a while! It's like the goddam Amsterdam Fetish scene in there some mornings.


Can I watch when you suddenly grow a vajayjay and squeeze out something watermelon sized? I guarantee you'll be on the floor crying like a little biznitch. And god help you if your taint rips. :D

Lean forward.. that'd be nice. Sometimes it's neccesary to face about 270' away from the bowl and aim downwards in a diagnoal manner whilst holding a plate to deflect the secondary stream from hitting the bathroom mirror.. all whilst being half asleep.. and adjusting direction due to blood beginning to flow elsewhere.

..and they think they have it hard with childbirth. Try cleaning my bathroom once in a while! It's like the goddam Amsterdam Fetish scene in there some mornings.


Now that's talent.


Can I watch when you suddenly grow a vajayjay and squeeze out something watermelon sized? I guarantee you'll be on the floor crying like a little biznitch. And god help you if your taint rips. :D


Davey with a vajayjay? There's a scary thought!  :o :o :o

Worst part is, even if he did have a vajayjay he'd still miss the toilet anyway.  ;D ;D ;D

Worst part is, even if he did have a vajayjay he'd still miss the toilet anyway.  ;D ;D ;D


;D

This thread is getting hilarious. :D

;D

This thread is getting hilarious. :D


I aim to please.  ;)

Unfortunately, sometimes I miss the vajayjay.  For some reason, women seem to get upset because of that.  :o :o :o

If you miss the toilet, you'd better get there on time, or get yerself some depends :D


I like the Toilet better than the teeth, though both are good :)

Can I watch when you suddenly grow a vajayjay and squeeze out something watermelon sized? I guarantee you'll be on the floor crying like a little biznitch. And god help you if your taint rips. :D


Try squeezing one out your ass.. something the size of a watermelon filled with Jabanero Pepper and some tic tacs that your gut apparently didn't digest. Now that's pain!  ;D


Now that's talent.


;D  You don't go from "Ten'hut Sgt Hulka" to "How's it going Clyde" when you're taking a leak?

Ah, but you have an easier time when you suddenly have the urge to pee in the middle of the woods. :D


And you girls have to squat,Hardy har!!  :P ;D

I aim to please.   ;)

Unfortunately, sometimes I miss the vajayjay.  For some reason, women seem to get upset because of that.  :o :o :o




Yes, being unexpectedly poked....er.....somewhere else does cause issues. :D


Try squeezing one out your ass.. something the size of a watermelon filled with Jabanero Pepper and some tic tacs that your gut apparently didn't digest. Now that's pain!  ;D


Ouch! I hope you had the Preparation H handy! And yes I have experienced that. My grandmother's fiery salsa has that effect. But it's so good on burritos....

Girls don't poop!

Girls don't poop!


Yeah ya do.  :D

Yeah ya do.  :D


Unfortunetly we've got proof of that a few days back,damn you MKD,damn you >:(

Yeah ya do.  :D


Hey, I left your bathroom smelling fresh....after sitting in there for twenty minutes to make sure it aired out. :D


Unfortunetly we've got proof of that a few days back,damn you MKD,damn you >:(


I still refuse to watch that. I'll watch the reactions, but not the video itself. :P

Hey, I left your bathroom smelling fresh....after sitting in there for twenty minutes to make sure it aired out. :D



Oh, I just meant that you tell me what you're doing and stuff sometimes.  ;D

I fear that Rice might miss the toilet, since he times himself or something and likes Jack In the Box.  :D

Yes, being unexpectedly poked....er.....somewhere else does cause issues. :D


Well, as they say in the United States Navy (according to George Carlin, anyway), there is no "wrong hole."

I think Al is so mighty he can do whatever he wants :D

Oh, I just meant that you tell me what you're doing and stuff sometimes.  ;D


Yeah, I have no shame. :D


Well, as they say in the United States Navy (according to George Carlin, anyway), there is no "wrong hole."


Well, I'd say the ear canal and the nostrils, but yanno....someone might be into that. :o

Well, as they say in the United States Navy (according to George Carlin, anyway), there is no "wrong hole."


Every hole's a goal dude.

I miss the toilet sometimes,wind up pissing on the floor. ;D

No i always hit it--or at kleast i hit the water INSIDE it every time.

Yeah ya do.  :D


Girls have bungholes just like us guys do. ;D

Girls have bungholes just like us guys do. ;D


:o

I learn something new everyday.

Girls have bungholes just like us guys do. ;D


I do not have a bunghole.


http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/barrel.gif

Well, I'd say the ear canal and the nostrils, but yanno....someone might be into that. :o


So...does that mean that there are 7 potential inputs?!?  :o :o :o

I guess that gives new meaning to the term "ear, nose, and throat specialist." 

So...does that mean that there are 7 potential inputs?!?  :o :o :o

I guess that gives new meaning to the term "ear, nose, and throat specialist."   


Okay, I googled "ear sex" and clicked on images. If you're not on the safe search, the first picture to pop up is.....ummmm......interesting. :o

Nothing comes up (no pun intended) for "nose sex" or "nostril sex".

This thread is hole-arious! :D ;D

Okay, I googled "ear sex" and clicked on images. If you're not on the safe search, the first picture to pop up is.....ummmm......interesting. :o

Nothing comes up (no pun intended) for "nose sex" or "nostril sex".
"nose fetish" gives you a fun thing if you search it on youtube. someone doing osmething odd to a plastic doll. :o

im the only one who voted for the new avatar? dag.

And when I first saw the title of this thread, I was thinking you were having issues with your aim or something...


Same here.  I was all ready to make a comment about using a Norton Bomb Sight, too.  ;D ;D

im the only one who voted for the new avatar? dag.


You don't get the power of the tongue :P

You don't get the power of the tongue :P
well, yeah, cuz i'm pure as the driven snow. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/angel2.gif

that avatar monster actually gave me a cool nightmare, though. i gotta give it props for that.

I do not have a bunghole.


http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/barrel.gif



So why do Beavis And Butthead say it?  ??? ::)

"nose fetish" gives you a fun thing if you search it on youtube. someone doing osmething odd to a plastic doll. :o


Okay, I'll have to check that out when the boy naps.

Well, I'd say the ear canal and the nostrils, but yanno....someone might be into that. :o


Ya know, I always have had this thing for Dionne Warwick.  ;D ;D

Okay, I googled "ear sex" and clicked on images. If you're not on the safe search, the first picture to pop up is.....ummmm......interesting. :o

Nothing comes up (no pun intended) for "nose sex" or "nostril sex".


What about "nasal sex?"

What about "nasal sex?"


Nupe. I did see a pic for the neti pot though, but that's not really nasal sex. ;D

Nupe. I did see a pic for the neti pot though, but that's not really nasal sex. ;D


What is a "neti pot?"

Or do I really want to know?  :o :o :o

What is a "neti pot?"

Or do I really want to know?  :o :o :o


It's a teapot whose spout you stick up your nose. Then you tilt your head to the side, breathe through your mouth, and let the saline solution from the neti pot run from one nostril out the other. Good for colds and sinus headaches, if you don't get ooged out by having liquid run through your nasal passages. :D

Okay, I googled "ear sex" and clicked on images. If you're not on the safe search, the first picture to pop up is.....ummmm......interesting. :o

Nothing comes up (no pun intended) for "nose sex" or "nostril sex".


Ear Sex google search is Fukken Uber!

So...do you think there's been enough time to vote on this? Should I bring the toilet back?

So...do you think there's been enough time to vote on this? Should I bring the toilet back?


I think it's unanimous.

Face it all, when we think of you, we think about an ass licking crap hole.

;D ;D

I think it's unanimous.

Face it all, when we think of you, we think about an ass licking crap hole.

;D ;D
(+1 karma to Davey)

That should be the quote of the day!  ;D ;D ;D


Actually I was sweating it a bit, the "Quit being such an attention whore" option was getting just a little too close for comfort.

And really, you all should be thankful that "attention whore" didn't win, because if it would have, then I was going to strip down to my underwear, do a headstand, take a picture of it and use it as my new avatar. Which...you really wouldn't want to see.

Anyway, I agree, I am an ass licking crap hole, and the people have spoken.

Viva la toilet!!!

(+1 karma to Davey)

That should be the quote of the day!  ;D ;D ;D


Actually I was sweating it a bit, the "Quit being such an attention whore" option was getting just a little too close for comfort.

And really, you all should be thankful that "attention whore" didn't win, because if it would have, then I was going to strip down to my underwear, do a headstand, take a picture of it and use it as my new avatar. Which...you really wouldn't want to see.

Anyway, I agree, I am an ass licking crap hole, and the people have spoken.

Viva la toilet!!!




The toilet is so much more you, i don't even know what the guy is supposed to be.

The toilet is so much more you, i don't even know what the guy is supposed to be.


I dunno, I just thought it was weird and I thought I might shake things up a bit.

But you're right. Why mess with a good thing?

I think you're missing the point.  You did not choose the toilet. The toilet chose you.

I think you're missing the point.  You did not choose the toilet. The toilet chose you.


"In Soviet Russia, toilet chooses you!"

Ya have to have a pretty small *you-know-what* to be able to perform ear-sex.  :o

Ya have to have a pretty small *you-know-what* to be able to perform ear-sex.  :o


Either that or she's gotta have really big ear canals.

Either that or she's gotta have really big ear canals.
"yeah, can you hear that, baby? sounds good, dont it?" :D

(+1 karma to Davey)

That should be the quote of the day!  ;D ;D ;D


Actually I was sweating it a bit, the "Quit being such an attention whore" option was getting just a little too close for comfort.

And really, you all should be thankful that "attention whore" didn't win, because if it would have, then I was going to strip down to my underwear, do a headstand, take a picture of it and use it as my new avatar. Which...you really wouldn't want to see.

Anyway, I agree, I am an ass licking crap hole, and the people have spoken.

Viva la toilet!!!




Damn if i knew that i would've voted differently >:(

ATTENTION EVERYONE WHO STILL CAN VOTE FOR THIS!!! PLEASE VOTE ON "QUIT BEING SUCH AN ATTENTION WHORE" OPTION!

We have to see if Al is ballsy enough to keep his word :P

Ya have to have a pretty small *you-know-what* to be able to perform ear-sex.  :o


You could say it,don't be afraid...PENIS!... ;D

While we are on a odd subject, google "colostomy sex" and you will get 770 hits.

Damn if i knew that i would've voted differently >:(

ATTENTION EVERYONE WHO STILL CAN VOTE FOR THIS!!! PLEASE VOTE ON "QUIT BEING SUCH AN ATTENTION WHORE" OPTION!

We have to see if Al is ballsy enough to keep his word :P


Nope, too late.

The people have spoken.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  :D

I want a recount.  Where is the paper trail?    ;D

I do not have a bunghole.


http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/barrel.gif
Huh?What do you take a dump out of---your mouth????on second thought,I'm not sure i want to know!! :o

I want a recount.  Where is the paper trail?    ;D


I got your "hanging chads" right here.  :D

Huh?What do you take a dump out of---your mouth????on second thought,I'm not sure i want to know!! :o


Yep, like everyone else, sh*t comes out of my mouth. ::)

Sometimes I miss the toilet,my aim is bad,I wind up pissing on the floor. ;D

Alison, I know this world is killing you
Alison, my aim is true

Girls have bungholes just like us guys do. ;D



Say this three times fast

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/bunghole-liquors.jpg

Sorry I don't lick bugholes,What is "bung" anyway? ;D

Sorry I don't lick bugholes,What is "bung" anyway? ;D


A "bung" is the device that you use to drain/pour liquid from a wine cask or beer barrel.  The bung is inserted in a hole that is drilled through the wall of the barrel.  This is known as the "bung hole".

A "bung" is the device that you use to drain/pour liquid from a wine cask or beer barrel.  The bung is inserted in a hole that is drilled through the wall of the barrel.  This is known as the "bung hole".


Yeah, you know that picture I posted? It shows a bung hole on a wine barrel.

Everyone ignored it though....why do you people ignore me?

/end postwhore whining :D

Yeah, you know that picture I posted? It shows a bung hole on a wine barrel.

Everyone ignored it though....why do you people ignore me?

/end postwhore whining :D


Rice told us to. He's tired of being overshadowed and it really upsets him.

Rice told us to. He's tired of being overshadowed and it really upsets him.


That explains why he was doing ballet right now in his thermal underwear and a "I have to go, I just sharted" tshirt.

Yeah, you know that picture I posted? It shows a bung hole on a wine barrel.

Everyone ignored it though....why do you people ignore me?

/end postwhore whining :D
someone hear something? i vaguely recall something about a barrel? ???

:P

Rice told us to. He's tired of being overshadowed and it really upsets him.


Yeah,He's a bunghole. ;D

My people... they are without bung holes...

My people... they are without bung holes...


But everyone has to have a bunghole. ;D

I miss my toilet,my only true love!  ;D

Last time I checked, mine was still there.  Maybe it'll elope with the sink.
:D

Oh, wait a minute...I see what you mean.

Only when I really drunk.
:P

It helps to read the poll questions.  Truth be told, I never cared for the toilet avatar.

I miss my toilet,my only true love!  ;D

I think Howard could improv on this one for weeks!
:-\\

Not this time...



It's not what you really think - See the smiley face in there?


That's the second time you've posted that pic.  Cut it out.
>:(

I think Howard could improv on this one for weeks!
:-\\


I'm not into water sports! ZING...!  ;D

Ok, it is 12 to 9 against. 

Not always. ;D

Not anymore - The Mrs. got me this for Christmas.  Also got some new floor cover for the bathroom.  Luckily we were able to buy both the urinal and floor covering already installed.  I won't have to mess with that.  :D

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:lXgi6x2vZwbMKM:http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/53294007.jpg%3Fv%3D1%26c%3DViewImages%26k%3D2%26d%3D780858ABC91EC2147927B125EA68A8FCA40A659CEC4C8CB6

Not anymore - The Mrs. got me this for Christmas.  Also got some new floor cover for the bathroom.  Luckily we were able to buy both the urinal and floor covering already installed.  I won't have to mess with that.  :D

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:lXgi6x2vZwbMKM:http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/53294007.jpg%3Fv%3D1%26c%3DViewImages%26k%3D2%26d%3D780858ABC91EC2147927B125EA68A8FCA40A659CEC4C8CB6


Is that a unisex urinal? ;D

Is that a unisex urinal? ;D


Use your imagination.  But I did see one in a friend's house in Japan.  The product of a male dominated society.  I don't think Fujimoto San's mother, wife or daughter used it much.

Not all the time. ;D

Not all the time. ;D


OK - I'm not even going to as what you might use.  ;D

;D













:-\\

OK - I'm not even going to as what you might use.   ;D


My penis,What else would I use?  ::) ::)  ;D

My penis,What else would I use?  ::) ::)  ;D


*smacks forehead*

*smacks forehead*


Um....

Should I go there?  :o

Um....

Should I go there?  :o


OMG. I just read my post in a totally different light. Thanks a lot! ;D

I was smacking my forehead because Howard mentioned his wang. Then again, if I smacked my forehead everytime Howard mentioned it, I'd have a substantially large bruise.

OMG. I just read my post in a totally different light. Thanks a lot! ;D

I was smacking my forehead because Howard mentioned his wang. Then again, if I smacked my forehead everytime Howard mentioned it, I'd have a substantially large bruise.



Sorry if I mention it too much.  :-[

OMG. I just read my post in a totally different light. Thanks a lot! ;D

I was smacking my forehead because Howard mentioned his wang. Then again, if I smacked my forehead everytime Howard mentioned it, I'd have a substantially large bruise.


And to think you could have had a http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/mmmgood.jpg

And to think you could have had a http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/mmmgood.jpg



I think I need one.

And to think you could have had a http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/mmmgood.jpg


Ugh, I hate V8. Give me Clamato.

the toilet misses me. ;D

It's the cigarettes you see in the urnals that bug me in public men's room.  Don't they know that when they throw their cigs in there it makes them really soggy and really hard to light.  :D

It's the cigarettes you see in the urnals that bug me in public men's room.  Don't they know that when they throw their cigs in there it makes them really soggy and really hard to light.  :D


Yeah, but they're fun to aim at.  ;)

Is that a unisex urinal? ;D
Wouldn't a unisex urinal just be an ordinary toilet?

Yeah, but they're fun to aim at.   ;)


So are flies on the rim.  I find them much more challenging.  ;D

Wouldn't a unisex urinal just be an ordinary toilet?



that means women can use it too.I don't know if women have ever peed standing up like us guys have. ;D

So are flies on the rim.  I find them much more challenging.  ;D


Yeah, especially when you can knock one in, pin it down, and make it spin 'round and 'round.

Come to think of it...that'd be a great idea for a polka song!  ;)


(Everybody now!)

KNOCK ONE IN,

PIN HIM DOWN!

MAKE HIM SPIN

'ROUND AND 'ROUND!!!

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/1592/Toilet_Game.html

;D

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/1592/Toilet_Game.html

;D


Ha, ha, that's awesome!  ;D

That reminds me of a joke:

A man walks up to a bar and says, "Bartender, I'll bet you $500 that if you set a shot glass way over at the other end of the bar, I can pee into it from this end and get every drop in the cup." "That's impossible! You're on!" says the bartender. So the man lays $500 on the bar and the bartender sets a shot glass down at the other end. The man then climbs onto the bar and stands up, whips it out, and then starts just spraying it all over the place. After the man was finished, the bartender starts wiping his face off and says, "Ha! That was too easy! You didn't even come close! Why on earth would you even make such a stupid bet like that?" 

The man replies, "Because I just bet some guy at that table over there $1000 that I could piss in your face and you'd still be laughing."

Damn I missed the toilet after the 2nd round. ;D ::)