Hey I have to admit this story touched my heart.

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/paris_hilton_682_402926a.jpg

look there's a news article too...http://jezebel.com/gossip/dirt-bag/paris-hilton-oompa-loompa-savior-332345.php  Paris saved an Oompa Loompa... see people can reform after a jail sentence.


Its the little things in life that make me happy  ;D

Hey I have to admit this story touched my heart.

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/paris_hilton_682_402926a.jpg

look there's a news article too...http://jezebel.com/gossip/dirt-bag/paris-hilton-oompa-loompa-savior-332345.php  Paris saved an Oompa Loompa... see people can reform after a jail sentence.


Its the little things in life that make me happy  ;D


omg, that's freakin' beautiful  8)  hey, I heard she got a boob job  ???

omg, that's freakin' beautiful  8)  hey, I heard she got a boob job  ???


Maybe she traded with that Spice girl, the beckham one, who had to have hers taken out.

that's cool! i bet she was sitting there massaging the oompa loompa's chest and pondering whether she needed to do mouth to mouth and saying "we need some help over here!!!" and the oompa loompa was thinking, that's okay. i'll just stay hurt, thanks. :P

She looks like an Oompa Loompa.

omg, that's freakin' beautiful  8)  hey, I heard she got a boob job  ???



I heard she had trouble getting the boob job because she couldn't find it advertised in the want ads. And when she went to meet with the doc, she gave him her resume.  :D ;D ;D



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look there's a news article too...http://jezebel.com/gossip/dirt-bag/paris-hilton-oompa-loompa-savior-332345.php  Paris saved an Oompa Loompa... see people can reform after a jail sentence.


Paris Hilton screaming for help...That should be a first. ::)

Helping out the "Little People", what a humanitarian... ::)

i like paris! she chose a good family to be born into.

kim forever.  :P

Hey I have to admit this story touched my heart.

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/paris_hilton_682_402926a.jpg


the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it.

Paris ain't all that. she can only handle 3

Hmmmm Paris Hilton.....Wangdoodle.....there's a naughty joke in there somewhere  ;D

Hmmmm Paris Hilton.....Wangdoodle.....there's a naughty joke in there somewhere  ;D
;D  indeed there is. unless she's a hornswoggler  ???

LEAVE PARIS HILTON ALONE!!!!!!!!!

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/8c8b3290-2b08-4dc6-8e3e-2cc645fdfe05/070920_crocker.jpg?size=ds

the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it.

Paris ain't all that. she can only handle 3


I bet she's done an Oompa Loompa before. ;D

LEAVE PARIS HILTON ALONE!!!!!!!!!

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/8c8b3290-2b08-4dc6-8e3e-2cc645fdfe05/070920_crocker.jpg?size=ds
I wanna see a video of Britney & Paris kickin the crap outta this punk!  what a crybaby, would you ask Kim to b*tch slap his monkey ass.


I bet she's done an Oompa Loompa before. ;D
according to the pic above in the first post, she's done 3 but she still can't compare to a wangdoodle or a snozwanger.

I wanna see a video of Britney & Paris kickin the crap outta this punk!  what a crybaby, would you ask Kim to b*tch slap his monkey ass.
according to the pic above in the first post, she's done 3 but she still can't compare to a wangdoodle or a snozwanger.


Were all of them in porno films?

Maybe she traded with that Spice girl, the beckham one, who had to have hers taken out.


Any time you see Posh Spice, she has her boobies pushed up so tight they look like they're gonna explode any second.  :o

Actually I do not think that Paris' figure is conducive to getting a boob job.  She's rather thin and getting a set of Dollys would make her look lopsided.  :-\\

But if she MUST see Dr.  90210, then let her get some butt cheek implants.  She could use a set of them.  ;)

I wanna see a video of Britney & Paris kickin the crap outta this punk! 


Two girls, one... punk? :)

Have the oompa loompas seen 1 night in Paris?

Over this period of time my opinion of Paris Hilton has not changed.

She's still the same old person. ::)

Over this period of time my opinion of Paris Hilton has not changed.
mine has. I think I'm falling for her  :D

mine has. I think I'm falling for her  :D
In what way?

mine has. I think I'm falling for her  :D


Then date her. ::)

In what way?
It's just a strange attraction, at first I was repulsed by her, & then saw her on Sat Night Live a couple of times and thought she was cute & funny.


Then date her. ::)
I heard the accomodations at the Paris Hilton are very luxurious

Hey I have to admit this story touched my heart.

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/paris_hilton_682_402926a.jpg

look there's a news article too...http://jezebel.com/gossip/dirt-bag/paris-hilton-oompa-loompa-savior-332345.php  Paris saved an Oompa Loompa... see people can reform after a jail sentence.






you sure she didn't just say "i want an oompah loompah now!" and got it?

you sure she didn't just say "i want an oompah loompah now!" and got it?



yeah maybe she's the one who's a bad egg  ;)

you sure she didn't just say "i want an oompah loompah now!" and got it?
looks like she wanted three.  :P

i did in fact like this story, though. and paris is related to kim richards! i know i brought that up before but it bears repeating.

looks like she wanted three.  :P

i did in fact like this story, though. and paris is related to kim richards! i know i brought that up before but it bears repeating.
of course you brought it up before & are repeating yourself that KR & PR are related, but that's because you're a caring nurturer & we understand your addiction to Kim & we expect you to bring it up again & that's ok because you're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!

Maybe that's why The Oompah Loopah's faces are bright red. ;)

of course you brought it up before & are repeating yourself that KR & PR are related, but that's because you're a caring nurturer & we understand your addiction to Kim & we expect you to bring it up again & that's ok because you're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!

uh oh, it looks like someone's humoring me until the police arrive. :o

uh oh, it looks like someone's humoring me until the police arrive. :o
no, the police have not been called but we're keeping a close eye on you

no, the police have not been called but we're keeping a close eye on you
well it makes me feel safer knowing the system works. :P

well it makes me feel safer knowing the system works. :P
I'd never rat out a pal, unless the reward was large enough  ;)

I'd never rat out a pal, unless the reward was large enough  ;)
im willing to offer a 12 pack of heineken to anyone with information leading to my own apprehension.

im willing to offer a 12 pack of heineken to anyone with information leading to my own apprehension.


What'd you do this time?  ::)

What'd you do this time?  ::)
in a locked-down society, i dared to love. :(

in a locked-down society, i dared to love. :(




Paris Hilton?

Paris Hilton?
close.

in a locked-down society, i dared to love. :(


Was your love reciprocated or were you shunned?

Was your love reciprocated or were you shunned?
you tell me, sweetie. :-*

you tell me, sweetie. :-*
here's the dealio. I've got reason to believe Kim Richards has been stalking you.  be careful

no, the police have not been called but we're keeping a close eye on you



I can get them going if I need too...I know have their number!


im willing to offer a 12 pack of heineken to anyone with information leading to my own apprehension.



Make that a 12 pack of Mountain Dew and I'll make the call right now!  ;D

I can get them going if I need too...I know have their number!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=F226lI-lo5M

i personally believe... that... celebrity worship is... such as... in iraq... and...

I can get them going if I need too...I know have their number!


Make that a 12 pack of Mountain Dew and I'll make the call right now!  ;D
I know your number. let me think about it

im willing to offer a 12 pack of heineken to anyone with information leading to my own apprehension.
Do you have the right to remain silent?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=F226lI-lo5M

i personally believe... that... celebrity worship is... such as... in iraq... and...


HAHA,Funny. ;D

http://youtube.com/watch?v=F226lI-lo5M

i personally believe... that... celebrity worship is... such as... in iraq... and...


I LOVE IT....but that's the Iraq (and such as) to you  ;D

has opinions changed yet?

has opinions changed yet?
Not for me!

Me Too.

It has now been four months since the last reply in this thread and over the said period of time my opinioin of Paris Hilton has not chnaged.

It has now been four months since the last reply in this thread and over the said period of time my opinioin of Paris Hilton has not chnaged.


Mine Too,still the same.