8)

come on, folks... i know it's hard to narrow it down to one choice but you can only pick one...  >:(

are these lines form a song or something?
???

Errr..., sweet list you've compiled there  ???  I'll go with the candyshop trinkets.

Huh?





Cat

Barf bags.  :D

If that is all the choices you should have named it which of these do you want for Christmas. Not Anything.
I know what I want for Christmas, if I could have anything.

She's got the whole world in her hands, she's got the whole world in her hands.

I just want all the Real Estate in the world. That's all. Is that too much to ask?!

are these lines form a song or something?
???
I am not sure.

I just want all the Real Estate in the world. That's all. Is that too much to ask?!



You and Lucy.  ;)


Cat

Hey I am Sueing!!! She coped my line!!!!

Just being with my girlfriend!  :)

Oddly enough, I want a stuffed Gizmo (the Mogwai from Gremlins), for a present.

a full time job.

So Bill, how's the new job going?  Not very busy, is it?  ;D ;D

Cups and plates from Macy's.

My boss to pay me what I am worth! Not to mention a nice FAT bonus, which I really deserve!

"On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, barf bags..."

I choose Santa's Helper Monkey so I can raid his pockets for the keys to Santa's sleigh and his house. ;D

I choose Santa's Helper Monkey so I can raid his pockets for the keys to Santa's sleigh and his house. ;D
Since when did Santa have a Monkey Helper?

Maxim. ;)

MaximUM.

MaximUM.


There is no such magazine...? ??? ::)

There is no such magazine...? ??? ::)
I think Bill needs a large one?

it was a toughie....but I HAD to go with gold balls of electric...because, HOW COOL IS THAT? :o ;D :D

sweet! the old dadaist bill is back in all his tyre-screw glory.

let me review my choices once more before i vote.

weird that no one went with the crap bag. i voted for the monkey, which actually would make me think i'd like the crap bag as part of the deal but i could only pick one so...

The real poll her should be ..

Is Bill weird?

A | Yes
B | No
C | He's screwier than those screws in his tires

:D

that's TYRE!

no levity, please, this is serious! >:(

Wtf? No one has picked Walker, Texas Ranger yet? Does that mean I claim ownership of THE Chuck Norris? You know how much POWER I'd have? Do you know how many people would be roundhouse kicked in the FACE..?!


Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.



So, have fun with your crap bags, people.

http://www.antowan.com/joomla/images/funnies/chuck_norris.jpg

  ;D

Wtf? No one has picked Walker, Texas Ranger yet? Does that mean I claim ownership of THE Chuck Norris? You know how much POWER I'd have? Do you know how many people would be roundhouse kicked in the FACE..?!


Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.



So, have fun with your crap bags, people.




Did you actually make this up? Because if so....I totally worship the ground that you walk on!! ;D :D

Whoa, whoa, whoa.. Walker, Texas Stranger. Wtf is that? Just wait until Chuck Norris finds out, if he already doesn't know. What am I saying "If", he always knows.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer...too bad he has never cried.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Someone should start a Chuck Norris thread.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Someone should start a Chuck Norris thread.
i believe only chuck norris should be allowed to do that.

chuck norris must have the best publicist in history. he managed to take the vociferous praising of chuck norris into a viral, cultural meme.

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stares at it and dares it to grow.

When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth DOWN.

Chuck Norris impregnates women by looking at them and saying "Booya!"

David Blaine is trying to stay awake to break the world record because he is now on Chuck Norris' in-your-sleep hit list.

Wtf? No one has picked Walker, Texas Ranger yet? Does that mean I claim ownership of THE Chuck Norris? You know how much POWER I'd have? Do you know how many people would be roundhouse kicked in the FACE..?!


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.





Well, this is why I didn't pick Chuck Norris.



Cat

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

I don't want Chuck Norris for Christmas!

Since when did Santa have a Monkey Helper?


That's what Bill told me.  Next thing you'll be telling me there is no Santa.

http://www.antowan.com/joomla/images/funnies/chuck_norris.jpg

  ;D


I like that!!! :)

I like that!!! :)
that's good. chuck norris will let you live! :D

that's good. chuck norris will let you live! :D


Whew, that's a relief.

I'll take the milkglass made of honey,thank you Bill,you're the sweetest :-*

I'm glad to see some votes here, but there are some choices that I'm surprised no one has chosen! 

I'll take some odds and ends please, Santa.  My apartment is already full of them, but a few more won't hurt.  ;D

I don't want Chuck Norris for Christmas!


What about as an appearance?

What about as an appearance?
or an appurtenance?

I would like anything for Christmas.

or an appurtenance?


A What? ^ ???

A What? ^ ???
hell, i dunno. i know it's a word, and it sounds like "appearance."

Wtf? No one has picked Walker, Texas Ranger yet? Does that mean I claim ownership of THE Chuck Norris? You know how much POWER I'd have? Do you know how many people would be roundhouse kicked in the FACE..?!


Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.



So, have fun with your crap bags, people.

This is hilarious!  Karma to you  ;D

I picked 'santas little helper monkey' 


EDIT:

When  I first saw it I swear it said "santas little helper money" thats why I picked it ;D

Ill stay with my answer...........

A lot of money.