Hey Ant when they have that kind of attitude we (911) don't wanna talk to em either....

I have never had the courage to say this to a caller but we banter it around the center a lot....  "Your lack of planning is not  an emergency!


I can't blame you at all.

You ought to say what you put in quotes to a caller that is clearly not in need of emergency services. I'd love to hear what kind of calls you get as a 911 operator (maybe a new thread for that...).

The past two days I've had early morning calls from my boss re: a job we are on. The foreman/supervisor there is a spazz, and everything HAS to be done at his convenience. Nevermind the fact he set us behind for almost three weeks because the roof and framing wasn't done on time.

Now he is threatening to drywall over us if we aren't done by x time. Next time he says that I'm gonna tell him:

"I may not know how to hang sheetrock, but I damn sure know to take it down! Besides, I would already be done had you informed of the changes in the blueprints three weeks ago, and if your inbred electrical contractors and framing guys hadn't ripped apart a dozen of my boxes and wiring. Piss off."

That ^ is probably something I shouldn't say to him, but at this point I don't care. This building is so fubar that their "we're opening in spring" sign should say "we're opening in spring - of 2009".

RAnt  ;)

I can't blame you at all.

You ought to say what you put in quotes to a caller that is clearly not in need of emergency services. I'd love to hear what kind of calls you get as a 911 operator (maybe a new thread for that...).

The past two days I've had early morning calls from my boss re: a job we are on. The foreman/supervisor there is a spazz, and everything HAS to be done at his convenience. Nevermind the fact he set us behind for almost three weeks because the roof and framing wasn't done on time.

Now he is threatening to drywall over us if we aren't done by x time. Next time he says that I'm gonna tell him:

"I may not know how to hang sheetrock, but I damn sure know to take it down! Besides, I would already be done had you informed of the changes in the blueprints three weeks ago, and if your inbred electrical contractors and framing guys hadn't ripped apart a dozen of my boxes and wiring. Piss off."

That ^ is probably something I shouldn't say to him, but at this point I don't care. This building is so fubar that their "we're opening in spring" sign should say "we're opening in spring - of 2009".

RAnt  ;)


;D  let me know if you do say it!

;D  let me know if you do say it!


When (if) I do, you'll be the second to know.  ;)

I'd also like to have a word with the architects of this monstrosity. A good half of my low voltage boxes (phone, internet, cable) are either in the wrong spot or not on the plans. What IS there is often supposed to be mounted in a PRECISE spot. Only problem is I can't mount a box inside a 4" PVC roof drain line... well, I COULD, but I doubt the owners or guests would be happy when it rains.

RAnt

When (if) I do, you'll be the second to know.  ;)

I'd also like to have a word with the architects of this monstrosity. A good half of my low voltage boxes (phone, internet, cable) are either in the wrong spot or not on the plans. What IS there is often supposed to be mounted in a PRECISE spot. Only problem is I can't mount a box inside a 4" PVC roof drain line... well, I COULD, but I doubt the owners or guests would be happy when it rains.

RAnt


as usual the builders are smarter than the designers

Here is one that I found out first hand as I said it to my first husband! "Go stick your dick in an exhaust pipe! Oh sorry you already did, that is why most of it is missing." What can I say I was doped up on Demarol.

Here is one that I found out first hand as I said it to my first husband! "Go stick your dick in an exhaust pipe! Oh sorry you already did, that is why most of it is missing." What can I say I was doped up on Demarol.


And what did he say?  ;D

He just looked really hurt at the time without saying anything then, if memory serves me right.
But later he asked me if I remimbered saying it. I told him no I didn't. But I really did. I told him the demarol was playing with my mind at the time. Point was with what he had put me through, I had meant it. He was a very short in stature Canadian man. Although he stood 6'1". Even though I was a virgin when I married him, I still had some idea of what men should be.

I can confidently say that she no longer suffers from the "Short Stack" problem.

I can confidently say that she no longer suffers from the "Short Stack" problem.


Babe, I think qualifies as T.M.I.

Not really. I'm just stating fact.

Besides, you opened the door! ;D

Hey you introduced me to this thread because you wanted me to tell this one. Was that so you could respond like that?! You said with my experience in this topic, I would have somethings to input.

And I was right, wasn't I?

I think you have some good zingers on here!

Seriously though, with the way I look; I have a lot of guys that try to pick up on me and I usually send them away crying, because I use some really abrasive things in response to their comments about me.

One such one. A guy asked me what my name was, I told him, "Nymphomaniac with an open throat, that is happily married and you do not have a chance in HELL with me." I said it in the sweetest most sexy voice that I have. I have been told on many occasions that I should have been a phone sex operator.

Another guy was struck in awe by my beauty and said as such, I told him, "Go rub a lamp you pervert!"

Another thing you should never say to someone:

"Um, is that you, or is this mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?"

Oh I am so sorry, I thought you were pregnant.

Seriously though, with the way I look; I have a lot of guys that try to pick up on me and I usually send them away crying, because I use some really abrasive things in response to their comments about me.

One such one. A guy asked me what my name was, I told him, "Nymphomaniac with an open throat, that is happily married and you do not have a chance in HELL with me." I said it in the sweetest most sexy voice that I have. I have been told on many occasions that I should have been a phone sex operator.

Another guy was struck in awe by my beauty and said as such, I told him, "Go rub a lamp you pervert!"


Things you should never say about yourself :D

Hey it got my point across to the guy. Which was LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

Similarly, one that I was asked:

"Hey, if I dance with your old lady, can I grab her ass, or would you beat the $%! outta me?"

Seriously though, with the way I look; I have a lot of guys that try to pick up on me and I usually send them away crying, because I use some really abrasive things in response to their comments about me.

One such one. A guy asked me what my name was, I told him, "Nymphomaniac with an open throat, that is happily married and you do not have a chance in HELL with me." I said it in the sweetest most sexy voice that I have. I have been told on many occasions that I should have been a phone sex operator.

Another guy was struck in awe by my beauty and said as such, I told him, "Go rub a lamp you pervert!"




*CoughHackWheezeCoughCONCEITEDcoughCoughCOUGHHAAACKKK*

Whew! I hate it when I get coughing jags like that.

Anyway, I don't think I've read this thread before, I should start thinking of things..!

Whew! I hate it when I get coughing jags like that.

Anyway, I don't think I've read this thread before, I should start thinking of things..!


What's your name?

Where is LadyBeard at a time like this?!!!

What's your name?



I will stab straight into those lustful eyes of yours..! Stop RAPING me, I am just not willing..!!

I will stab straight into those lustful eyes of yours..! Stop RAPING me, I am just not willing..!!


*Cries*

*Cries*



I know it's tough on you, but you just can't touch this.

To someone wearing a T-Shirt saying: "You Can't Touch This":

Who'd want to?

"Up Your Nose With a Rubber Hose".

One such one. A guy asked me what my name was, I told him, "Nymphomaniac with an open throat, that is happily married and you do not have a chance in HELL with me." I said it in the sweetest most sexy voice that I have. I have been told on many occasions that I should have been a phone sex operator.




Hahaha. I've had guys ask my name before, and I never took it as them hitting on me. I think it'd be really funny and awkward if you said that to him, and he was all "Well, that's nice... but.. .. you just dropped your wallet, and I wanted to see if the name on the license matched, before I handed it to just anyone..."


How 'bout THEM apples?!  :D

Hahaha. I've had guys ask my name before, and I never took it as them hitting on me. I think it'd be really funny and awkward if you said that to him, and he was all "Well, that's nice... but.. .. you just dropped your wallet, and I wanted to see if the name on the license matched, before I handed it to just anyone..."


How 'bout THEM apples?!  :D

well if someone's name was actually "Nymphomaniac With an Open Throat Who Is Happily Married and" etc., then it would be appropriate. but awkward, and difficult to fit on most job application forms.

Hello, what's your phone number?

Well that is a way that it could be looked at. But here is the story surrounding that instance: I was at a bar in the ladies room, I came out and a rather large (about 6'3") man was leaning up against the wall, at the beginning of the hallway leading from the bathroom. I was getting ready to walk around him when he stuck his arm out blocking my way. He asked me, "so little lady what is your name?" I said what I did. While he was dealing with the shock of what I had said, I slipped under his arm and made my way back to where I was sitting. He soon after that left. So in that instance, he was not just being nice. I can handle guys that are just being nice fine. But when guys are obviously trying to pick up on me, I hold nothing back and let them know just how silly they are for stepping into a brick wall. If they are obviously hitting on me, they are stepping full force into a brick wall. Only my close friends can get a way with making comments like that, because I know where they stand.

Y'know....electroshock therapy only sounds scary...

Y'know....electroshock therapy only sounds scary...
...do you want to try some?

So, in the family album, you only keep the negatives, right?

"My Place or Yours"?

You know what would look REALLY good on you?
.....................Me.

You know what would look REALLY good on you?
.....................Me.



Good One.  ;D

How about:

You know what I like best in someone?

.............Me.

You know you are so beautiful/handsome when I am drunk.

Clip found on YouTube, apparently:

"May I fart in your mouth?"

8-P 8-P 8-P 8-P 8-P http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/14/puke.gif

You have such a pretty face, if only you'd lose weight.  Um...thanks, I think.  :-[

What's that on your face?.........Oh, sorry. That's your nose.

"Were you born stupid or did you have to work on it?"

(not because it's mean, it's because anyone who is the potential target of this question will not know the answer)

and...

"Sweaters make me itch."

One of the few statements that both men and women will interpret equally: lame!


You know what would look REALLY good on you?
.....................Me.


Didn't Bryan Adams try that as a song and fail miserably?

Ant

"My butt itches."

This statement will draw more looks of "Stupid-is-tattooed-on-your-forehead" faster than pimples on a Freshman.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Is that smell coming from YOU?

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Is that a new cologne you're wearing ?  ???  :-\\ 














Or did you just 'drop your guts' ? ???  :-\\  8-P  :P

my husband liked to use this line.....You got any Irish in you,no would you like some,or you can just fill what ever ethnic background you are, they used the same concept in Goldmember.

my husband liked to use this line.....You got any Irish in you,no would you like some,or you can just fill what ever ethnic background you are, they used the same concept in Goldmember.


When I met my ex-girlfriend's grandfather's friend (Yeah, long line of people there...), I told him my name and he asked, "Oh! Are you Italian?"
I replied, "No..."
And then he said, "But I'm sure you wish you were, huh!?"

In case you couldn't tell, he was Italian.

When I met my ex-girlfriend's grandfather's friend (Yeah, long line of people there...), I told him my name and he asked, "Oh! Are you Italian?"
I replied, "No..."
And then he said, "But I'm sure you wish you were, huh!?"

In case you couldn't tell, he was Italian.


Probably ... your ex-girlfriend's becoming your ex ...  was precipitated when you replied something you should never say to an Italian ... (even if it's true ?).



You're Italian ?    ???






















Are you in the Mafia ?   ???




:D

Are you in the Mafia ?   ???




:D


:P I'm not that stupid. I was coo'. Everybody liked me, 'cept her in the end I guess.

You're Italian ?    ???


Are you in the Mafia ?   ???


:D

Actually, my great-grandfather Anthony was.
Born in Naples, and died in a Naples prison.......and was involved in the Italian Mafia.

What the hell is wrong with you?


I say that to people.

Is this ALL you bought me?

And that effects me HOW? (my coined phraze. I love it but people really don't)

I can say what I want, but you can't.

"didn't those pants use to fit you?"

You'd be the perfect poster child for birth control!

You're an idiot.

Did you mother have any children that lived?

Was it you or your brother that died in the war?

It's not that I don't trust you, I just trust myself more.

Sure, I trust you....just because I have you monitored 24/7 doesn't mean anything!

Your mom did a sh*tty job of raising you right.

"where did your mother and i go wrong?"

Were you dropped on your head as a baby?




Cat

Did you walk into a baseball bat, or have you just not put your makeup on yet ?  :D

To a guy: You know, your son/daughter looks just like the mailman (or anybody else).



Cat

Let me guess....you have a job where your name's on your shirt, right?

You are, without a doubt, the biggest jackass I have ever encountered.

My son/daughter could have done better.  He/She had a great girl/guy a couple years ago!  Why did he pick you?

The best part of you dripped down your mama's leg.

Ant

That was a load your mom should have swallowed.

That was a load your mom should have swallowed.


Now wouldn't you like to say something like that to these creeps (to put it mildly ... very mildly) ... who go into shopping centres ... and randomly blow away total strangers ..... before ... blowing themselves away ? If only those scum could get the order right !  >:( >:( >:(

Have you just died or my watch has stopped

How 'bout some butter, for those rolls?

How 'bout some butter, for those rolls?


or you got some fries to go with that shake

Did I see you recently in those Bigfoot pictures?

Is that you, or your mother in that video?

I know you are but what Am I?

I know you are but what Am I?


Yes. Very subtle (?). ...  ??? :-\\


Said recipient will go into 'meltdown' mode trying to figure out what Howard actually meant !



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"I KNOW YOU ARE ........... "











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"............ BUT WHAT AM I ?"

  ??? ???  :-\\

that's something Pee Wee Herman said.

"I think I am missing person"

Are You from this Earth?

...

"You're not funny."

I think you are the missing link.



Cat

"your kid is a fat pig"?

You ARE the weakest link, Goodbye.  :P

"If you ever come anywhere around me, or talk about me in any way, I'll split you open."

"Do you play requests?"

Play Freebird man!  ;)

"You know, I've heard guitar is the easiest instrument to learn how to play."

I didn't know they made them that dumb

is that your actual face?

So the surgery was a success?

why are you still here

Years after having my kids this happened to me.....So when's the baby due

You wanna take this outside?

"Honey, it's me, bakc from the dead"

Play Freebird man!  ;)

Gaud, how many times I've heard THAT one!
(The podunks won't even tip, when ya give it to them!)

How about:

"You've done this before, haven't you?"

Is that your face or did you just put on a mask? ;D

Male, to his female hair-dresser, using hair-dryer on his  hair. "Are your other 'blow-jobs' this good ? !

Let's play "Sailor"- I'll be Captain, you can be the First Mate!

Let's play "Sailor"- I'll be Captain, you can be the First Mate!
Can this be said at a job interview?

Is it mine? 

Can this be said at a job interview?


Would YOU say that at a job interview, Philip?

Are we done yet

"Excuse me ma'am, but your beard is coming in a little thick.  Perhaps you should get a razor and shave it off.  And while your're at it, you should shave your back hair as well" 


OK, so it's not likely that anyone would actually say that, but if someone ever did, it would be totally inappropriate :D

What do you mean, "wrong hole"?

Let's play "Sailor"- I'll be Captain, you can be the First Mate!


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;D ;D ;D



Cat

"Whose name was you calling out in your sleep last night?"

"you disgust ME"!

"Excuse me ma'am, but your beard is coming in a little thick.  Perhaps you should get a razor and shave it off.  And while your're at it, you should shave your back hair as well" 


OK, so it's not likely that anyone would actually say that, but if someone ever did, it would be totally inappropriate :D


That's what i was thinking,i don't get this thread anymore... I thought it was about real things people say to others with no intention to be "inappropriate" but that are taken that way.

Anyway go on...some were funny :P

Wait, was I supposed to laugh?

Wait, was I supposed to laugh?


"Some get it..others don't"

That was a joke, right?

YOU started a joke .... that started the whole world  ???  :-\\    .... oh if you'd only seen .... maybe THEN  you'd've kept ->  :-X        :P          :D

The baby looks so much like your husband.....I could almost believe it's his.

(I have actually heard this one used on someone!)

That was a joke, right?


"Do i look like a clown?"

Wait...don't answer that! :P

Another one I've astually heard someone say:

"Yeah, I know where vampires come from....France!"

I'm fond of you but I will never love you.  ???

Re: Things You should never say to someone




"Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't Rock and roll"  >:(    .... (Hey! Don't mess wit' me ! I'm a tough guy !  :P  ;D ).

"I love your teeth... say, what shade of yellow is that?"

Things women should never say:

"Do I look fat in this?" - a loaded question that has no correct answer. Even refusing to answer is incorrect!

"Guess my age" - if your subject guesses high, you'll hate him. If he guesses way too low, you'll think he's an idiot. If he guess correctly (or within a year or two... on the low side), then you'll feel "old". Again, a no-win situation.

Men, note too that answering the above with  "Old enough to consent" and "Old enough to be my mother" are far worse answers than any numerical ones.  :D

Ant

"Do you think I'm attractive?"

... Really, not even as a pick-up line... Don't ask anybody that.

"Do you think I'm attractive?"

... Really, not even as a pick-up line... Don't ask anybody that.



::)

Hmm. Come to think of it .....

Do YOU (reader) .. ... find 'Meat!' attractive ?  ??? 


:-\\


Well ?  ???


Just wanna say ..... anyone who DOESN'T like meat ... is alright by me !

























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                  ANYONE !

















;) ;D

Something once actually said to me:

"Do you really believe you're that much better than everybody?"

"Do you remember me? Class of 74. You do?  It's good to see you, it's been so long ago. You were so young back then".        oops  :-http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/05/hanged.gif

"Holy cow! Wayne! How many pounds has it been?"

-Asked of me, @ my 10 Yr. Class Reunion

"Holy cow! Wayne! How many pounds has it been?"

-Asked of me, @ my 10 Yr. Class Reunion
that's eff'd up  ???  did you go get drinks and spit in his?

that's eff'd up  ???   did you go get drinks and spit in his?

No, there was no alcohol there (it was in a park).
Besides, if Melissa had caught me spitting in a woman's drink....who knows what she would've said!

No, there was no alcohol there (it was in a park).
Besides, if Melissa had caught me spitting in a woman's drink....who knows what she would've said!
so it was a chick?  she probably has a big ugly mole on her ass  ;D so I'm sure you just considered the source and and didn't let it sweat you. 

so it was a chick?  she probably has a big ugly mole on her ass  ;D so I'm sure you just considered the source and and didn't let it sweat you. 

I didn't get close enough to her ass to find out...didn't want to!
She later apologized to me, and actually started acting as if she wanted to get with me!

Two major problems:
1. I am happily married.
2. Even if I weren't, she had pock marks on her arms, and acted as if ants were crawling in her bra every 5 seconds.

I didn't get close enough to her ass to find out...didn't want to!
She later apologized to me, and actually started acting as if she wanted to get with me!

Two major problems:
1. I am happily married.
2. Even if I weren't, she had pock marks on her arms, and acted as if ants were crawling in her bra every 5 seconds.
;D  sometimes problems aren't so bad

;D  sometimes problems aren't so bad

Damn skippy-bob!

Something once actually said to me:

"Do you really believe you're that much better than everybody?"


That's terrible.

"You look fat". ::)

Hello ma'am you have beautiful grandchildren.... well this wouldnt be bad except Im only 38...and they're not my grandchildren.

"When did you last have a bath?"

you look tired

Congratulations on the baby!  Oh wait...

shouldn't you change before we go?


oh...you're wearing that...

Your son looks alot like you...

It wouldn't have been so bad had the following not been true:

A.)  He was my brother
B.) He is only 4 years younger then me
C.) I was only about 25 at the time, so he was 21.
D.) We don't really look anything alike

"Oh, c'mon...with all that candy and popcorn, do you REALLY need a Diet Coke?"

"Oh, c'mon...with all that candy and popcorn, do you REALLY need a Diet Coke?"


I say that all the time to my friends,and ..they still like me,go figure :D

I say that all the time to my friends,and ..they still like me,go figure :D


Have you ever heard this one:

"I love your accent....are you from Texas?"

Have you ever heard this one:

"I love your accent....are you from Texas?"


No,'cause to me american accent is ALL texan.

No,'cause to me american accent is ALL texan.

Actually, there are great divergences with American accents.
It depends on the area you hie from.

If you are from Georgia or other Southern states, there is a definite "y'all" thrown into most anything you say, and you tend to drawl.

Louisiana, on the other hand, gives you a tendency to throw a slight French tinge to what you say.

Those from New England tend to sound a bit like John F. Kennedy.

West Coast people (especially Californians living in Beach Towns) can either sound like surf people, or if you're in the Valley, you tend to repeat "like", "um" and "y'know" every 30 seconds.

To most of the States, anyone from either Virginia (like me), or the Ozark Mountains tends to be incomprehensible.

There are more, but these I know for sure.

Actually, there are great divergences with American accents.
It depends on the area you hie from.

If you are from Georgia or other Southern states, there is a definite "y'all" thrown into most anything you say, and you tend to drawl.

Louisiana, on the other hand, gives you a tendency to throw a slight French tinge to what you say.

Those from New England tend to sound a bit like John F. Kennedy.

West Coast people (especially Californians living in Beach Towns) can either sound like surf people, or if you're in the Valley, you tend to repeat "like", "um" and "y'know" every 30 seconds.

To most of the States, anyone from either Virginia (like me), or the Ozark Mountains tends to be incomprehensible.

There are more, but these I know for sure.


I know...they ALL sound awful :P

I know...they ALL sound awful :P


I do hope you're just funning with me.....

I happen to like accents of all sorts.

I know...they ALL sound awful :P
I’ll fess up to finding some accents irritating. I prefer mid-south accents to deep south. (and I’m from the deep south!) new York accents are cool, but new England accents are annoying. I like german accents, but not dutch so much. I like London accents more than rural british accents, by and large. Iraqi accents I like. Pakistani accents tend to kinda annoy me. There’s not really a rhyme or reason to it and I don’t think it has anything to do with what I think about the country or region.

I do hope you're just funning with me.....

I happen to like accents of all sorts.


And back to "Things You should never say to someone",nice!



I’ll fess up to finding some accents irritating. I prefer mid-south accents to deep south. (and I’m from the deep south!) new York accents are cool, but new England accents are annoying. I like german accents, but not dutch so much. I like London accents more than rural british accents, by and large. Iraqi accents I like. Pakistani accents tend to kinda annoy me. There’s not really a rhyme or reason to it and I don’t think it has anything to do with what I think about the country or region.


Tia's tastes explained...
NYC= the most american and the least american city of the US
Germany= Oh lovely Bianca
New England = probably other girl..and she was a bitch
Dutch= never been to Amsterdam,if you did :-X
London= Ladette number 3,and she was sweeeeeeeeet!
Iraqi=you either with US or against us,you commie!
Pakistani=your call is on hold >:(

you know me all too well. :D

you know me all too well. :D


;)

E o sotaque brasileiro,gato?

;)

E o sotaque brasileiro,gato?
that's that "here be dragons" talk!  ??? it confuses me and makes me think i need to go liberate some small, resource-rich nation.

I just remembered this the other day...

To an angry Native American activist in a college town:

"Paddle your own canoe!"

I did so once by accident.  We had a woman of Abnaki heritage doing a Native American issues and music program.  She was really pushy and demanding.  So she's mad because I won't help her with production, so I told her "Maybe you should learn to paddle your own canoe!"

Oops.
:-[

"Oh, c'mon...with all that candy and popcorn, do you REALLY need a Diet Coke?"


some people actually prefer the taste of Diet Coke....not me  8-P but it took me awhile to realize that.... when I worked at the theater I used to laugh at those people all the time because they were usually not thin.....now I'm fat...karma's a bitch!

some people actually prefer the taste of Diet Coke....not me  8-P but it took me awhile to realize that.... when I worked at the theater I used to laugh at those people all the time because they were usually not thin.....now I'm fat...karma's a bitch!


I am thin as a rail and I love Diet Coke. I won't drink regular. There's just something about it. I like the flavour better.

Actually, there are great divergences with American accents.
It depends on the area you hie from.

If you are from Georgia or other Southern states, there is a definite "y'all" thrown into most anything you say, and you tend to drawl.

Louisiana, on the other hand, gives you a tendency to throw a slight French tinge to what you say.

Those from New England tend to sound a bit like John F. Kennedy.

West Coast people (especially Californians living in Beach Towns) can either sound like surf people, or if you're in the Valley, you tend to repeat "like", "um" and "y'know" every 30 seconds.

To most of the States, anyone from either Virginia (like me), or the Ozark Mountains tends to be incomprehensible.

There are more, but these I know for sure.


>:-}D I'm in the valley and don't use any of those.

Though I type "yanno" a lot. But that's not as a speech disfluency, it's more of a... "You know..."... thing...

I am thin as a rail and I love Diet Coke. I won't drink regular. There's just something about it. I like the flavour better.


Yeah, I like the Coke Zero more than regular Coke. But I love TaB even more. :D

Of course, I'm fat, but whatevah... ;D

Yeah, I like the Coke Zero more than regular Coke. But I love TaB even more. :D

Of course, I'm fat, but whatevah... ;D


Karma for making me smile.... I've seen a pic or two of you. I didn't think you were fat so you're probably my friggin' goal weight too. Like the bitches (I mean women  ;) ) I bitch about on Celeb Fit Club.

Are those your breasts or did you grow two balloons? ;D

Karma for making me smile.... I've seen a pic or two of you. I didn't think you were fat so you're probably my friggin' goal weight too. Like the bitches (I mean women  ;) ) I bitch about on Celeb Fit Club.


Thanks! :D

I used to watch that Celeb Fit Club. That one drill sergeant dude was pretty hot.

Have you ever heard this one:

"I love your accent....are you from Texas?"


Well, I had similar said to me twice recently.

One person guessed at Scotland, someone else guessed I was either from Australia or New Zealand.  ::)

"how old do you think i am?" ::)

also, if someone tells you their age, don't answer em with that "holy crap" whistle.

>:-}D I'm in the valley and don't use any of those.

Though I type "yanno" a lot. But that's not as a speech disfluency, it's more of a... "You know..."... thing...


Okay Hawk that is enough, you know you are married to a valley girl. Well northern valley any how and you know how much those valley accents drive me nuts and make me want to go on a beating spree!

Yeah Meat, I don't sound like that either. I actually have had people think I was from New England or something, they just could not place my (what they call it) accent.
It really throws people off when I say the term y'all, I learned that from my mom who was born in Missouri.

Well, I had similar said to me twice recently.

One person guessed at Scotland, someone else guessed I was either from Australia or New Zealand.  ::)


:O THAT WAS YOU!?