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Subject: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Tia on 10/18/07 at 3:34 pm
1. "Oh, it's just you."
2. "Hey -- are you pregnant?"
3. "Are you a contractor or just a temp?"
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Reynolds1863 on 10/18/07 at 5:28 pm
I didn't think your kind still existed.
So who's the father?
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: thereshegoes on 10/18/07 at 6:38 pm
1 - So when you're going to get married? 8-P
2- I like you as a friend
3 - You're bald
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Step-chan on 10/18/07 at 9:12 pm
Why don't you do ____ instead of ____
(Sort of a fill in blank one)
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/18/07 at 9:14 pm
as a Doctor or a Dentist, while seeing a patient, you should never say "oops"
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Foo Bar on 10/18/07 at 9:57 pm
as a Doctor or a Dentist, while seeing a patient, you should never say "oops"
Ditto for pilots. You can sometimes get away with "OK, watch this", but "Oops" is right up there with "You know how to swim, right?", "What's a mountain goat doing in this cloud bank?", and "It's never done that before."
By the time you get to "Aaw (expletive deleted)", it's all over but the part where the FAA dude types up the transcript. Take a look at any ten transcripts that don't end in "unintelligible". Guarantee you that an "Aaw, (expletive)" are the last words on at least half of 'em.
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: whistledog on 10/18/07 at 10:43 pm
2. "Hey -- are you pregnant?"
I saw some show on TV where these two guys made a bet. One guy goes up to this woman and is like "My buddy and I have this bet going on. He says you're pregnant, but I don't buy that because you are too ugly to ever have had sex. I think you are just fat. Which one of us is correct?"
;D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 10/19/07 at 2:29 am
I saw some show on TV where these two guys made a bet. One guy goes up to this woman and is like "My buddy and I have this bet going on. He says you're pregnant, but I don't buy that because you are too ugly to ever have had sex. I think you are just fat. Which one of us is correct?"
;D
How many bruises did said 2 guys have afterwards?
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Howard on 10/19/07 at 6:57 am
"So,Did you bag her yet"? ::)
"Get A Job".
"Go To Hell And Back".
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/19/07 at 11:42 am
Back in my driving days, when I would give someone a ride, before I would pull out, I would turn to them and say, "You do have insurance, don't you?" :D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: KKay on 10/19/07 at 11:47 am
You are just like your mother.
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Tia on 10/19/07 at 12:21 pm
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4501723
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Howard on 10/19/07 at 12:59 pm
"Is That A Gun In Your pocket or are you just glad to see me"? ;D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 10/22/07 at 9:09 pm
Hawk's Top 10 Things Never To Tell Someone
10. "But everybody looks funny naked."
9. "And to think...I was trying to date your friend!"
8. "Oh, my God! You farted! I know it was you!"
7. "That toupee looks like you tore hair off your ass & stuck it on your head."
6. "Is that you, or is your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?!?"
5. "You're not as tight as my ex was."
4. "I only want to use you for your money, so don't expect me to do anything."
3. "Your bathroom smells like pig dung."
2. "I thought you were kidding when you said it was small!"
AND! Hawk's Top Thing Never To Tell Anyone-
1. "I still wet the bed. Can you change my rubber underpants?"
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: whistledog on 10/22/07 at 9:19 pm
How many bruises did said 2 guys have afterwards?
Not nearly enough ;D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Step-chan on 10/22/07 at 9:47 pm
Here's one that was said to me on Saturday(Which shouldn't have been said):
Try to get out more often.
^This was said to me by a customer, just because I didn't know about the new movie they were talking about.
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/22/07 at 9:50 pm
You are just like your mother.
uhh...yeah ... I've said that to someone when I was mad ::)
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Brigitte on 10/22/07 at 10:09 pm
You are just like your mother.
I have said that to my Mother! ;) Really! (she wasn't to happy)
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Howard on 10/23/07 at 6:28 am
"Put A Sock In It". ;D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Tia on 10/23/07 at 7:55 am
"i think you're doing very well with what you've been given."
"so that's really what you're going to do, then, is it?"
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Howard on 10/24/07 at 7:08 am
Shut Up
Go To Hell
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: karen on 10/24/07 at 8:04 am
When you come in from work don't say "so what did you do all day?" to your wife >:(
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/24/07 at 11:05 am
why don't we stop at a gas station and just ask for directions
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Tia on 10/24/07 at 11:07 am
why do you hate america?
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/24/07 at 1:30 pm
why do you hate america?
How about, "Either you are with us, or you are a terrorist". ::)
Cat
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/24/07 at 4:48 pm
when at work, you should never say No, when asked if you are busy
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Tia on 10/24/07 at 5:22 pm
when at work, you should never say No, when asked if you are busy
also, never say "i'm finding things to do." that's almost as bad. i just did that recently. :D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 10/24/07 at 5:47 pm
"It's not that I don't trust you...I just trust me more."
"Nobody's perfect. I'm nobody."
"That's nice, dear."
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/24/07 at 7:00 pm
also, never say "i'm finding things to do." that's almost as bad. i just did that recently. :D
yup, that sounds just as bad & you regretted saying it because they probably dumped more work on you ;D we learn these things the hard way, but hopefully we learn. I've told co-workers that ask me that, not to ask me that
and if they need help, just to ask if I can help instead of asking if I'm busy. (is it guilt ::)
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Tia on 10/24/07 at 7:27 pm
"you know, you should consider forgiving me. i've already forgiven myself."
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 10/24/07 at 7:31 pm
"Did you know my Uncle Elmo died in this bed?"
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Howard on 10/25/07 at 7:22 am
You look like death warmed over.
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: KKay on 10/25/07 at 7:26 am
Your mom is SO fat...
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Howard on 10/25/07 at 7:31 am
Your mom is SO fat...
How FAT is she? ;D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/25/07 at 12:07 pm
"Does this make me look fat?"
Cat
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Tia on 10/25/07 at 12:20 pm
"Does this make me look fat?"
Cat
when confronted with this question, the correct answer is not, “no more than usual.”
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: thereshegoes on 10/25/07 at 3:09 pm
when confronted with this question, the correct answer is not, “no more than usual.”
No! The answer is "no,you look beautiful...always" :P
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 10/25/07 at 4:16 pm
That's a double-edged question.
Kinda like when a man asks, "Does this toupee look fake?"
Or when a woman asks, "Does my butt look big in this?"
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Foo Bar on 10/25/07 at 9:47 pm
"Does this make me look fat?"
Playing to win: "Huh? I wasn't paying attention."
Playing to lose: "No, your fat ass makes you look fat."
Playing Russian Roulette: "Dunno. Take it off and ask me again."
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Howard on 10/26/07 at 4:11 pm
Do You have the time?
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Tia on 10/26/07 at 8:16 pm
Playing Russian Roulette: "Dunno. Take it off and ask me again."
this actually sounds pretty smooth. i'ma try this one next time. thanks!
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: snozberries on 10/26/07 at 9:04 pm
I saw some show on TV where these two guys made a bet. One guy goes up to this woman and is like "My buddy and I have this bet going on. He says you're pregnant, but I don't buy that because you are too ugly to ever have had sex. I think you are just fat. Which one of us is correct?"
;D
Wasn't that the episode of Mad About You with Ira and Paul on the bus?
How about "Is she prettier than me?"
You look like death warmed over.
or "You look like I feel"
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/26/07 at 11:36 pm
"Does this make me look fat?"
One time my girlfriend asked me, "Does this skirt make me look fat?"
I said, "No, you make the skirt look fat."
Anyway, after I got discharged from the Intensive Care Unit...
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/couto.gif
1. So, how much money do you make a year?
2. (guys) Was your ex's ~thing~ bigger than mine?
3. (gals) My ex's ~thing~ was just too big; I like you better.
4. Are you gonna get that kid some braces or what?
5. What is teabagging?*
6. Don't take this the wrong way....(a sure way to make sure somebody takes it the wrong way!)
7. Those ears, you must be self-conscious as hell about those ears!**
8. Hi Al, mind if I stop by? I think I left a box of condoms in your daughter's bedroom.
* I post this only because a woman at work asked me this very question.
** My barber said this to me when I was 13.
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Howard on 10/27/07 at 4:17 pm
Is It Still raining out there?
Why don't you go find out for yourself. >:( ::)
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: snozberries on 10/28/07 at 2:32 am
Is It Still raining out there?
Why don't you go find out for yourself. >:( ::)
As heard in Las Vegas last night.... "great costume! Hooker is a classic" "These are my street clothes!" ;D
Actually, a woman I work with came to work two weeks ago wearing bell bottom jeans, a brown sweater, and a long crocheted sweater vest thingy over that. she looked like she stepped out of the Charlie's Angels photo book. My boss looked at her and said Great Costume! Yeah- she wasn't wearing a costume... those where her street clothes :-[ :-X
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Howard on 10/28/07 at 7:04 am
Someone says "Do You have The Time"?
If you're not wearing a watch,you'd say "It's Skin O'clock". ;D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 10/28/07 at 7:58 am
Someone says "Do You have The Time"?
If you're not wearing a watch,you'd say "It's Skin O'clock". ;D
Or if you were polite, say "No, sorry, I'm not wearing a watch." ::)
I have a bunch of freckles on my arm so I used to say the time was half past a freckle. ;D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Tia on 10/28/07 at 8:10 am
"time for a touchdown."
and my favorite, just because it's openly hostile and resolutely unfunny:
"time for you to get a watch."
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 10/28/07 at 8:14 am
One thing to never say to a woman...
When are you due?
I had that happen once because I was wearing a waist-less dress, kind of an old potato-sack style of dress and because I was smoothing the dress over my tummy with my hand...the lady standing next to me thought I was expecting, as apparently that is a typical pregnancy move. :o ;D
I didn't get mad about it, but she was really embarrassed about saying it.
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: snozberries on 10/28/07 at 8:24 am
Nice socks....
I'm not wearing any socks EWWW
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 10/29/07 at 5:49 am
"Have you ever considered braces? Or do you hire out as a rake?"
"Anyone ever confuse you for a Picasso?"
"Is that your perfume, or did you fart?"
"You know, God ruined the perfect a**hole when He put teeth in your mouth."
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/29/07 at 11:20 am
"Anyone ever confuse you for a Picasso?"
I have to remember that one. :D ;D ;D
Or as they said in that old commercial, "Honey, you look better than a new pair of snow tires."
Cat
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 10/29/07 at 2:26 pm
You are just like your mother.
That was one I was going to say. I hate being compared to those sorts of people!
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Howard on 10/29/07 at 3:32 pm
"You remind me of my Mother". ;D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Foo Bar on 10/29/07 at 10:47 pm
One thing to never say to a woman...
When are you due?
I had that happen once because I was wearing a waist-less dress, kind of an old potato-sack style of dress and because I was smoothing the dress over my tummy with my hand...the lady standing next to me thought I was expecting, as apparently that is a typical pregnancy move. :o ;D
Maybe you can help. What the heck are those called? The guy who runs The Best Page In The Universe just wrote about those today, and he talks about them. I don't really have an opinion one way or the other for 'em, I'm just amazed by the coincidence that they came up on The Best Page In The Universe on the same day that you told us a story about 'em.
The one thing I got out of his article is that asking a woman wearing them "when are you due" is probably a lot better than saying "I realize you're not pregnant, ma'am. Those (-spoiler removed-) look great on you today!"
So anyways, what are those tops called, because I don't know dick about fashion either, but I sure as hell LOL'd at the end of that page when I read it this morning, and now you've got me wondering what they're supposed to be called. Stop me before I call 'em (-spoiler removed-)!
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: whistledog on 10/29/07 at 10:51 pm
"Does this make me look fat?"
Cat
And if a woman asks that to a man, the man should instantly say no. I've known guys to look at the woman before giving an answer, which is a very very bad thing to do LOL
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/29/07 at 11:10 pm
"You have a big nose."
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Howard on 10/30/07 at 7:02 am
"You have a big nose."
Your ass looks like pigs in a blanket. ;D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 10/30/07 at 7:17 am
Maybe you can help. What the heck are those called?
I think they are called Shift dresses, but you have to be shiftless to wear them. :D Interesting link, I was almost afraid to read it. ;D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/30/07 at 6:36 pm
Maybe you can help. What the heck are those called? The guy who runs The Best Page In The Universe just wrote about those today, and he talks about them. I don't really have an opinion one way or the other for 'em, I'm just amazed by the coincidence that they came up on The Best Page In The Universe on the same day that you told us a story about 'em.
The one thing I got out of his article is that asking a woman wearing them "when are you due" is probably a lot better than saying "I realize you're not pregnant, ma'am. Those (-spoiler removed-) look great on you today!"
So anyways, what are those tops called, because I don't know dick about fashion either, but I sure as hell LOL'd at the end of that page when I read it this morning, and now you've got me wondering what they're supposed to be called. Stop me before I call 'em (-spoiler removed-)!
AGHHH! Crocs! My photo teacher wore those to school once.
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: thereshegoes on 10/30/07 at 6:40 pm
This is not going to hurt at all.
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 10/30/07 at 6:42 pm
This is not going to hurt at all.
Along the same lines, "This hurts me more then it'll hurt you..." yeah, right!
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Green Lantern on 10/30/07 at 6:52 pm
Iron my shirt bitch ! >:(
You could end up talking in a VERY high voice ! :\'( OR wearing the iron ! - > http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/diepig.gif
Hmm. Personally, I think I'd take the latter option ! :D ;D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 10/30/07 at 7:42 pm
You could end up talking in a VERY high voice ! :\'( OR wearing the iron ! - > http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/diepig.gif
Hmm. Personally, I think I'd take the latter option ! :D ;D
Worked for Fee Waybill in the "Mondo Bondage" video.
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Howard on 10/31/07 at 3:41 pm
"Go To Hell And Back".
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 10/31/07 at 4:23 pm
"I think we should just be friends."
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Foo Bar on 10/31/07 at 11:26 pm
I think they are called Shift dresses, but you have to be shiftless to wear them. :D Interesting link, I was almost afraid to read it. ;D
Thanks for the answer. As for Maddox, the only person not afraid to read a Maddox blog post is Chuck Norris.
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Green Lantern on 10/31/07 at 11:45 pm
"Wanna know how to quickly lose 10 lbs of ugly fat ?" :) ???
Stick your head in the guillotine -> http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/behead.gif
:P :D ;D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/31/07 at 11:49 pm
"Wanna know how to quickly lose 10 lbs of ugly fat ?" :) ???
Stick your head in the guillotine -> http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/behead.gif
:P :D ;D
hahahaah..this struck me as funnier than it should have been!! ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/01/07 at 2:24 am
"You have a good voice, but I can't help you out. No one can help you out. You have to do it all yourself."
-Fee Waybill
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/01/07 at 2:40 am
"You have a good voice, but I can't help you out. No one can help you out. You have to do it all yourself."
-Fee Waybill
I dunno, maybe not completely negative, sort of saying you can't rely on or depend on or trust anyone but you
and then again he could have been blowing you, off the bastard >:(
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Howard on 11/01/07 at 7:05 am
"It's so easy even a little child can do it". ::)
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: snozberries on 11/01/07 at 2:04 pm
"Oh! You're black? You spoke so well on the phone."
someone actually said this to me after meeting me for the first time. We'd had several telephone conversations prior to the face-to-face appoinment
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/01/07 at 3:12 pm
"Oh! You're black? You spoke so well on the phone."
someone actually said this to me after meeting me for the first time. We'd had several telephone conversations prior to the face-to-face appoinment
You should have said, "Oh, you're an @$$hole? You spoke so well on the phone." ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: snozberries on 11/01/07 at 3:24 pm
You should have said, "Oh, you're an @$$hole? You spoke so well on the phone." ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
damn! That's good! I wish I knew you then :)
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/01/07 at 4:33 pm
"Oh! You're black? You spoke so well on the phone."
Similar to this, which a black friend of mine once heard:
"You are so lucky you're not as educated as most people."
(Even though he had a Bachelor's Degree in Business Mgmt.)
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: snozberries on 11/01/07 at 4:39 pm
Similar to this, which a black friend of mine once heard:
"You are so lucky you're not as educated as most people."
(Even though he had a Bachelor's Degree in Business Mgmt.)
OMG that's horrible... I often wonder if people hear what they are saying?
I had a co-worker tell me it was confederate flag day and then he asked if I was going to celebrate it?
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/01/07 at 4:45 pm
"Dude, you have talent and everything, but with your looks...well, you're not gonna get our guitarist laid, so we can't use you. Sorry, Fatso."
(This was a remark I received, after auditioning for a prominent cover band in my area)
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: snozberries on 11/01/07 at 4:53 pm
"Dude, you have talent and everything, but with your looks...well, you're not gonna get our guitarist laid, so we can't use you. Sorry, Fatso."
(This was a remark I received, after auditioning for a prominent cover band in my area)
that's horrible
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/01/07 at 4:56 pm
Tell me about it.
I replied with:
"Well, I appreciate your honesty. And God ruined the perfect @$$hole when He put teeth in your mouth."
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/01/07 at 5:01 pm
OMG that's horrible... I often wonder if people hear what they are saying?
I had a co-worker tell me it was confederate flag day and then he asked if I was going to celebrate it?
You should have said, "Today is also National Idiot's Day. Are you going to celebrate it?"
Cat
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Tia on 11/01/07 at 5:13 pm
You should have said, "Today is also National Idiot's Day. Are you going to celebrate it?"
Cat
when we were workshopping a teaching syllabus i'd put "happy pearl harbor day!" on as my dec. 7th syllabus entry. i had to have someone come up to me and say, uh, mike, i'm thinking this might not fly. i just didn't think. :-[
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/01/07 at 5:34 pm
when we were workshopping a teaching syllabus i'd put "happy pearl harbor day!" on as my dec. 7th syllabus entry. i had to have someone come up to me and say, uh, mike, i'm thinking this might not fly. i just didn't think. :-[
Around here we DO celebrate Pearl Harbor day because it is both my brother's and my step-son's birthday. :D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: snozberries on 11/01/07 at 7:12 pm
You should have said, "Today is also National Idiot's Day. Are you going to celebrate it?"
Cat
A friend of mine was studying to be a bartender and he was annoyed because everyone was always quizzing him on obscure drinks. The confederate flag co-worker asked my friend how to make a flaming blue a$$hole.... I told my friend he should have responded to that by saying "Paint you blue and set you on fire ;D " Surprised he didn't think of it he's usually quicker with this stuff than I am.
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Howard on 11/02/07 at 7:20 am
"Did you use the whole bottle of cologne"?
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: snozberries on 11/02/07 at 3:50 pm
Never make any statement beginning with "My ex used to..."
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Howard on 11/03/07 at 7:10 am
"Your butt looks like 2 pigs in a blanket". ;D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/03/07 at 11:40 am
"Are you okay?" (If they're obviously crying.)
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Green Lantern on 11/06/07 at 9:36 am
"Dude, you have talent and everything, but with your looks...well, you're not gonna get our guitarist laid, so we can't use you. Sorry, Fatso."
(This was a remark I received, after auditioning for a prominent cover band in my area)
that's horrible
Yeah! The bastards ! >:( >:( >:(
If I were you, I'd 'belly-flop' them into an apology, Wayne !
:P :D ;D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/06/07 at 11:49 am
Actually, I studied Sumo for 2 1/2 yrs., so I could very conceivably do just that.
However, I like to let my performance do the talking. ;)
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: snozberries on 11/06/07 at 4:23 pm
On Chuck last night....
Chuck: Wow with that new Hi-Def TV you can see all the wrinkles
John Casey: They can hear you
Chuck: Uh twinkle- you can see the twinkle in her eye.....eyes ;D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/06/07 at 7:16 pm
"Honey, how did you find a pair of Spandex tights in your size?"
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Howard on 11/07/07 at 8:05 am
Is that your butt or did 2 pigs just crawl under there? ;D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Green Lantern on 11/07/07 at 9:29 am
Doctor to patient: Uhm, please take a seat. Your medical diagnosis has just come back.
Patient: What does it say ? ???
Doctor: Do you want the good news or the bad news first ? :-[
Patient: Well, since I'm into positive thoughts etc ... hit me with the good news ! 8)
Doctor: You've got 6 months to live. :(
Patient: (shaken). What ! That's the GOOD news ? What's the bad news ? ? >:( ???
Doctor: "I should have told you 6 months ago !" :-[
:P :D ;D :D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/07/07 at 4:48 pm
Man: I just adore my children!
Indignant Woman: My pets are my children.
Man:....Well, at least my kids don't lick themselves in public.
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Midas on 11/07/07 at 5:03 pm
"Dude, you have talent and everything, but with your looks...well, you're not gonna get our guitarist laid, so we can't use you. Sorry, Fatso."
(This was a remark I received, after auditioning for a prominent cover band in my area)
Pretty sad that the guitarist can't get laid on his own.
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/07/07 at 5:46 pm
Your son/daughter is adopted, right?
Cat
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 11/07/07 at 8:45 pm
"I think we should just be friends."
Best reply to that:
"Then let's be friends who just happen to get together and **** each other's brains out every weekend!"
:P
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: KKay on 11/07/07 at 8:46 pm
Congratulations! when's the baby due?
I'm not pregnant... ???
(did someone already say that?)
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Howard on 11/08/07 at 8:13 am
Congratulations! when's the baby due?
I'm not pregnant... ???
(did someone already say that?)
You could never tell when someone's either fat or pregnant. Could anyone tell the difference? ;D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Green Lantern on 11/09/07 at 11:54 am
Keep your prissy nose out of our conversation. >:( We were getting along just fine until YOU decided you absolutely HAD to butt in .......... and enforce your sense of proprietary on proceedings ...... even though you are approx half the age of those who were getting along OK ...... well of course......... YOU know better ! ::)
So many other threads on this board ..... but .... you could not possibly amuse yourself in any of those others ? ??? ::)
Can't wait to see you back ! 8-P
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: flipside86 on 11/09/07 at 12:22 pm
hahaha all of these are so funny!!!
You could never tell when someone's either fat or pregnant. Could anyone tell the difference?
lol actually, my mom and I were shopping for shoes once, and the salesgirl looked like she was pregnant but she was also a little on the heavy side so I wasn't sure. The only way I knew she was pregnant was the fact that she kept tugging on the bottom of her shirt.
Speaking of which, I've got one.
Ooh, who do we have here? *pats woman's belly*
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Green Lantern on 11/09/07 at 12:23 pm
By the way ......... I never wrote / said any of the above ^^ ....... 'cause those are things you should never say to someone !
Yeah ! It was all entirely fictitious / hypothetical ! ::) ;) :D ;D
(I just pray nobody looks at my posts of the last 24 hours ! :P ;D ) .
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: flipside86 on 11/09/07 at 12:29 pm
lol I won't. ;D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/09/07 at 12:31 pm
By the way ......... I never wrote / said any of the above ^^ ....... 'cause those are things you should never say to someone !
Yeah ! It was all entirely fictitious / hypothetical ! ::) ;) :D ;D
(I just pray nobody looks at my posts of the last 24 hours ! :P ;D ) .
Yeah right. You NOT say any of these things? BTW, there is a bridge in Brooklyn I will sell ya-really cheap, too.
Cat
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Green Lantern on 11/09/07 at 12:48 pm
Yeah right. You NOT say any of these things? BTW, there is a bridge in Brooklyn I will sell ya-really cheap, too.
Cat
Are you suggesting I tend to be somewhat outspoken / speak my mind here ? ???
Moi !? ??? :-\\
:P ;D
BTW ........ I'll give you 50 cents for that bridge ..... and your check is in the post. Well .......... that's one of the 3 biggest lies in the world ! :P
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/09/07 at 1:03 pm
Are you suggesting I tend to be somewhat outspoken / speak my mind here ? ???
Moi !? ??? :-\\
:P ;D
BTW ........ I'll give you 50 cents for that bridge ..... and your check is in the post. Well .......... that's one of the 3 biggest lies in the world ! :P
And the other two are probably, "This isn't what it looks like" and "Trust me."
Cat
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Howard on 11/09/07 at 4:44 pm
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/09/07 at 5:42 pm
Anything Howard says.
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/09/07 at 8:04 pm
Anything Howard says.
that's messed up Dom ;D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/09/07 at 11:00 pm
that's messed up Dom ;D
but...funny as hell. ;D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/09/07 at 11:47 pm
dude, your daughter is hot!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/nono.gif
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: snozberries on 11/10/07 at 12:32 am
hahaha all of these are so funny!!!
lol actually, my mom and I were shopping for shoes once, and the salesgirl looked like she was pregnant but she was also a little on the heavy side so I wasn't sure. The only way I knew she was pregnant was the fact that she kept tugging on the bottom of her shirt.
Speaking of which, I've got one.
Ooh, who do we have here? *pats woman's belly*
My friends 3 year old son went up to a large man, pointed at his belly and said "BALL!" ;D
I thought it was hilarious...
A few years later (different friend)
My friends daughter, 4 or 5, looked at me while we were in a restaurant and said "Mommy she has a big tummy!" :-[
not nearly as funny
I also had a boss who suffered from severe halitosis I don't he practiced any sort of oral hygene. We were always offering him gum or mints and he always refused.... my friend had her 18month old in the store and he leaned over and said hi to her.... She didn't miss a beat, the kid waved her hand in front of her face and said "Oh Mommy Stinky!" OMG we all wanted to crawl into a hole but we also wanted to thank the kid because she said what we couldn't!
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/10/07 at 6:23 am
True story:
My daughter was 4, when this happened.
We had a friend of ours up, and we were in Chico's Wal-Mart, attempting to price some fabrics.
Our friend has a bit of an attack of the winds.
Teela sniffs, and says "It stinks!'
My wife tries to quiet her down, and Teela says, "But it sti-i-i-nks!"
Teela then shakes her head in one of those head-bobs that women do, and states loudly, "Someone's a little GASSY!"
Our friend, knowing it was her, tried to discreetly move to the next aisle.
Teela followed her, singing, "Butt-butt, choo-choo butt! Butt-butt, choo-choo butt!"
This kept up for about 10 minutes, which wouldn't have been so bad.
Except that there were 3 other people in the area, all witnessing this, and the occasional remark of "I think Lola (our friend) did it! It sti-i-i-nks!"
I laughed so hard, I almost wet myself.
At any rate, I fell out of the motorized cart I was using.
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Howard on 11/10/07 at 7:27 am
Anything Howard says.
What do I say? ???
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: snozberries on 11/10/07 at 9:36 pm
True story:
My daughter was 4, when this happened.
We had a friend of ours up, and we were in Chico's Wal-Mart, attempting to price some fabrics.
Our friend has a bit of an attack of the winds.
Teela sniffs, and says "It stinks!'
My wife tries to quiet her down, and Teela says, "But it sti-i-i-nks!"
Teela then shakes her head in one of those head-bobs that women do, and states loudly, "Someone's a little GASSY!"
Our friend, knowing it was her, tried to discreetly move to the next aisle.
Teela followed her, singing, "Butt-butt, choo-choo butt! Butt-butt, choo-choo butt!"
This kept up for about 10 minutes, which wouldn't have been so bad.
Except that there were 3 other people in the area, all witnessing this, and the occasional remark of "I think Lola (our friend) did it! It sti-i-i-nks!"
I laughed so hard, I almost wet myself.
At any rate, I fell out of the motorized cart I was using.
OMG I'm laughing so hard I nearly wet myself!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Green Lantern on 11/10/07 at 9:40 pm
OMG I'm laughing so hard I nearly wet myself!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
There will now be a short 'bathroom' break.
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: snozberries on 11/10/07 at 9:40 pm
almost didn't make it!
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/10/07 at 9:40 pm
True story:
My daughter was 4, when this happened.
We had a friend of ours up, and we were in Chico's Wal-Mart, attempting to price some fabrics.
Our friend has a bit of an attack of the winds.
Teela sniffs, and says "It stinks!'
My wife tries to quiet her down, and Teela says, "But it sti-i-i-nks!"
Teela then shakes her head in one of those head-bobs that women do, and states loudly, "Someone's a little GASSY!"
Our friend, knowing it was her, tried to discreetly move to the next aisle.
Teela followed her, singing, "Butt-butt, choo-choo butt! Butt-butt, choo-choo butt!"
This kept up for about 10 minutes, which wouldn't have been so bad.
Except that there were 3 other people in the area, all witnessing this, and the occasional remark of "I think Lola (our friend) did it! It sti-i-i-nks!"
I laughed so hard, I almost wet myself.
At any rate, I fell out of the motorized cart I was using.
hahaah...why didn't your friend just excuse herself to the restroom? ;D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/11/07 at 5:17 am
I promise I won't forget
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/11/07 at 5:43 am
hahaah...why didn't your friend just excuse herself to the restroom? ;D
Both sets of bathrooms were out of service, to be cleaned.
Lola now knows not to eat onions before visiting us.
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Howard on 11/11/07 at 5:10 pm
You look like you're having twins. ;D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/11/07 at 7:05 pm
Another true story:
About 11 yrs. ago, my step-grandmother passed away.
We're all at the funeral, crying and blubbering and the whole shpiel...she was a very beloved person.
About a month prior to this, my mother's dog had gotten run over.
My youngest nephew was 6-7 yrs. old at the time, and had helped bury the dog.
Well, we get graveside, where the casket is waiting to be lowered.
The preacher is droning on, everyone else is still crying.
My nephew looks around, and says to Mom: "Where's the shovels?"
(Apparently, he thought he was going to help bury Great-Grandma, like he did the dog.)
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Green Lantern on 11/11/07 at 7:59 pm
.. Stop lowering all those corpses into the ground. They end up HERE ... 'down under'. No wonder this place is full of flies ! >:( :P
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: karen on 11/11/07 at 10:43 pm
Your new wig looks great - you can't tell it is one.
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Howard on 11/12/07 at 5:17 pm
Did something just die in here?
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Green Lantern on 11/12/07 at 7:00 pm
Was that you that left that 'floater' in the bathroom ? ???
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/13/07 at 12:54 am
Did I tell you that Uncle Otis died in this Bed, baby?!?!?
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Tia on 11/25/07 at 9:24 pm
"it's not you, we card everybody."
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Howard on 11/26/07 at 8:39 am
It's not you,It's me.
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: karen on 11/26/07 at 8:50 am
Have you tried going to the outsize shop?
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/26/07 at 8:55 am
Are you really German, Mame?
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Howard on 11/26/07 at 9:01 am
Are You really that stupid? ;D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/27/07 at 5:47 pm
"What's that thing on your toenail?"
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Red Ant on 11/27/07 at 10:24 pm
"... , or else "
My personal favorite (from people other than my wife or family):
"You HAVE to ...".
No, I don't HAVE to do squat. I don't work for you. My likely reply is:
"Piss off. If it's an emergency, call 911."
If you have a request, and are nice about it, I'll more than likely help you.
"it's not you, we card everybody."
They actually do card everybody at the Chili's at the Tampa airport.
Ant
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: snozberries on 11/27/07 at 11:33 pm
"... , or else "
My personal favorite (from people other than my wife or family):
"You HAVE to ...".
No, I don't HAVE to do squat. I don't work for you. My likely reply is:
"Piss off. If it's an emergency, call 911."
If you have a request, and are nice about it, I'll more than likely help you.
They actually do card everybody at the Chili's at the Tampa airport.
Ant
Hey Ant when they have that kind of attitude we (911) don't wanna talk to em either....
I have never had the courage to say this to a caller but we banter it around the center a lot.... "Your lack of planning is not an emergency!
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Red Ant on 11/27/07 at 11:48 pm
Hey Ant when they have that kind of attitude we (911) don't wanna talk to em either....
I have never had the courage to say this to a caller but we banter it around the center a lot.... "Your lack of planning is not an emergency!
I can't blame you at all.
You ought to say what you put in quotes to a caller that is clearly not in need of emergency services. I'd love to hear what kind of calls you get as a 911 operator (maybe a new thread for that...).
The past two days I've had early morning calls from my boss re: a job we are on. The foreman/supervisor there is a spazz, and everything HAS to be done at his convenience. Nevermind the fact he set us behind for almost three weeks because the roof and framing wasn't done on time.
Now he is threatening to drywall over us if we aren't done by x time. Next time he says that I'm gonna tell him:
"I may not know how to hang sheetrock, but I damn sure know to take it down! Besides, I would already be done had you informed of the changes in the blueprints three weeks ago, and if your inbred electrical contractors and framing guys hadn't ripped apart a dozen of my boxes and wiring. Piss off."
That ^ is probably something I shouldn't say to him, but at this point I don't care. This building is so fubar that their "we're opening in spring" sign should say "we're opening in spring - of 2009".
RAnt ;)
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: snozberries on 11/27/07 at 11:57 pm
I can't blame you at all.
You ought to say what you put in quotes to a caller that is clearly not in need of emergency services. I'd love to hear what kind of calls you get as a 911 operator (maybe a new thread for that...).
The past two days I've had early morning calls from my boss re: a job we are on. The foreman/supervisor there is a spazz, and everything HAS to be done at his convenience. Nevermind the fact he set us behind for almost three weeks because the roof and framing wasn't done on time.
Now he is threatening to drywall over us if we aren't done by x time. Next time he says that I'm gonna tell him:
"I may not know how to hang sheetrock, but I damn sure know to take it down! Besides, I would already be done had you informed of the changes in the blueprints three weeks ago, and if your inbred electrical contractors and framing guys hadn't ripped apart a dozen of my boxes and wiring. Piss off."
That ^ is probably something I shouldn't say to him, but at this point I don't care. This building is so fubar that their "we're opening in spring" sign should say "we're opening in spring - of 2009".
RAnt ;)
;D let me know if you do say it!
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Red Ant on 11/28/07 at 12:07 am
;D let me know if you do say it!
When (if) I do, you'll be the second to know. ;)
I'd also like to have a word with the architects of this monstrosity. A good half of my low voltage boxes (phone, internet, cable) are either in the wrong spot or not on the plans. What IS there is often supposed to be mounted in a PRECISE spot. Only problem is I can't mount a box inside a 4" PVC roof drain line... well, I COULD, but I doubt the owners or guests would be happy when it rains.
RAnt
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: snozberries on 11/28/07 at 12:33 am
When (if) I do, you'll be the second to know. ;)
I'd also like to have a word with the architects of this monstrosity. A good half of my low voltage boxes (phone, internet, cable) are either in the wrong spot or not on the plans. What IS there is often supposed to be mounted in a PRECISE spot. Only problem is I can't mount a box inside a 4" PVC roof drain line... well, I COULD, but I doubt the owners or guests would be happy when it rains.
RAnt
as usual the builders are smarter than the designers
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: ladyhawk on 12/03/07 at 12:02 am
Here is one that I found out first hand as I said it to my first husband! "Go stick your dick in an exhaust pipe! Oh sorry you already did, that is why most of it is missing." What can I say I was doped up on Demarol.
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Howard on 12/03/07 at 8:06 am
Here is one that I found out first hand as I said it to my first husband! "Go stick your dick in an exhaust pipe! Oh sorry you already did, that is why most of it is missing." What can I say I was doped up on Demarol.
And what did he say? ;D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: ladyhawk on 12/03/07 at 1:41 pm
He just looked really hurt at the time without saying anything then, if memory serves me right.
But later he asked me if I remimbered saying it. I told him no I didn't. But I really did. I told him the demarol was playing with my mind at the time. Point was with what he had put me through, I had meant it. He was a very short in stature Canadian man. Although he stood 6'1". Even though I was a virgin when I married him, I still had some idea of what men should be.
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 2:26 pm
I can confidently say that she no longer suffers from the "Short Stack" problem.
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: ladyhawk on 12/03/07 at 2:33 pm
I can confidently say that she no longer suffers from the "Short Stack" problem.
Babe, I think qualifies as T.M.I.
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 2:35 pm
Not really. I'm just stating fact.
Besides, you opened the door! ;D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: ladyhawk on 12/03/07 at 2:47 pm
Hey you introduced me to this thread because you wanted me to tell this one. Was that so you could respond like that?! You said with my experience in this topic, I would have somethings to input.
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 2:49 pm
And I was right, wasn't I?
I think you have some good zingers on here!
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: ladyhawk on 12/03/07 at 2:58 pm
Seriously though, with the way I look; I have a lot of guys that try to pick up on me and I usually send them away crying, because I use some really abrasive things in response to their comments about me.
One such one. A guy asked me what my name was, I told him, "Nymphomaniac with an open throat, that is happily married and you do not have a chance in HELL with me." I said it in the sweetest most sexy voice that I have. I have been told on many occasions that I should have been a phone sex operator.
Another guy was struck in awe by my beauty and said as such, I told him, "Go rub a lamp you pervert!"
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 3:00 pm
Another thing you should never say to someone:
"Um, is that you, or is this mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?"
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: ladyhawk on 12/03/07 at 3:08 pm
Oh I am so sorry, I thought you were pregnant.
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: thereshegoes on 12/03/07 at 6:52 pm
Seriously though, with the way I look; I have a lot of guys that try to pick up on me and I usually send them away crying, because I use some really abrasive things in response to their comments about me.
One such one. A guy asked me what my name was, I told him, "Nymphomaniac with an open throat, that is happily married and you do not have a chance in HELL with me." I said it in the sweetest most sexy voice that I have. I have been told on many occasions that I should have been a phone sex operator.
Another guy was struck in awe by my beauty and said as such, I told him, "Go rub a lamp you pervert!"
Things you should never say about yourself :D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: ladyhawk on 12/03/07 at 6:54 pm
Hey it got my point across to the guy. Which was LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/07 at 7:32 pm
Similarly, one that I was asked:
"Hey, if I dance with your old lady, can I grab her ass, or would you beat the $%! outta me?"
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/04/07 at 12:23 am
Seriously though, with the way I look; I have a lot of guys that try to pick up on me and I usually send them away crying, because I use some really abrasive things in response to their comments about me.
One such one. A guy asked me what my name was, I told him, "Nymphomaniac with an open throat, that is happily married and you do not have a chance in HELL with me." I said it in the sweetest most sexy voice that I have. I have been told on many occasions that I should have been a phone sex operator.
Another guy was struck in awe by my beauty and said as such, I told him, "Go rub a lamp you pervert!"
*CoughHackWheezeCoughCONCEITEDcoughCoughCOUGHHAAACKKK*
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/04/07 at 12:24 am
Whew! I hate it when I get coughing jags like that.
Anyway, I don't think I've read this thread before, I should start thinking of things..!
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/04/07 at 12:41 am
Whew! I hate it when I get coughing jags like that.
Anyway, I don't think I've read this thread before, I should start thinking of things..!
What's your name?
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/04/07 at 12:41 am
Where is LadyBeard at a time like this?!!!
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/04/07 at 12:43 am
What's your name?
I will stab straight into those lustful eyes of yours..! Stop RAPING me, I am just not willing..!!
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/04/07 at 1:34 am
I will stab straight into those lustful eyes of yours..! Stop RAPING me, I am just not willing..!!
*Cries*
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/04/07 at 1:37 am
*Cries*
I know it's tough on you, but you just can't touch this.
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/04/07 at 4:18 am
To someone wearing a T-Shirt saying: "You Can't Touch This":
Who'd want to?
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Howard on 12/04/07 at 7:46 am
"Up Your Nose With a Rubber Hose".
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/04/07 at 10:45 am
One such one. A guy asked me what my name was, I told him, "Nymphomaniac with an open throat, that is happily married and you do not have a chance in HELL with me." I said it in the sweetest most sexy voice that I have. I have been told on many occasions that I should have been a phone sex operator.
Hahaha. I've had guys ask my name before, and I never took it as them hitting on me. I think it'd be really funny and awkward if you said that to him, and he was all "Well, that's nice... but.. .. you just dropped your wallet, and I wanted to see if the name on the license matched, before I handed it to just anyone..."
How 'bout THEM apples?! :D
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Tia on 12/04/07 at 12:09 pm
Hahaha. I've had guys ask my name before, and I never took it as them hitting on me. I think it'd be really funny and awkward if you said that to him, and he was all "Well, that's nice... but.. .. you just dropped your wallet, and I wanted to see if the name on the license matched, before I handed it to just anyone..."
How 'bout THEM apples?! :D
well if someone's name was actually "Nymphomaniac With an Open Throat Who Is Happily Married and" etc., then it would be appropriate. but awkward, and difficult to fit on most job application forms.
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/04/07 at 12:58 pm
Hello, what's your phone number?
Subject: Re: Things You should never say to someone
Written By: ladyhawk on 12/04/07 at 1:08 pm
Well that is a way that it could be looked at. But here is the story surrounding that instance: I was at a bar in the ladies room, I came out and a rather large (about 6'3") man was leaning up against the wall, at the beginning of the hallway leading from the bathroom. I was getting ready to walk around him when he stuck his arm out blocking my way. He asked me, "so little lady what is your name?" I said what I did. While he was dealing with the shock of what I had said, I slipped under his arm and made my way back to where I was sitting. He soon after that left. So in that instance, he was not just being nice. I can handle guys that are just being nice fine. But when guys are obviously trying to pick up on me, I hold nothing back and let them know just how silly they are for stepping into a brick wall. If they are obviously hitting on me, they are stepping full force into a brick wall. Only my close friends can get a way with making comments like that, because I know where they stand.