No really I got an email telling me so! See below.

Dear Dr. Collins,

If you are looking at the ways to spend less time on repetitive and tedious cloning and mutagenesis and more on important research, then GenScript can provide the answer: We offer quality custom gene synthesis at very competitive prices starting as low as $0.66 per base pair. Send us the sequence and receive your custom gene in just 12 business days.

Can you.. like... make it so my arm is a claw?

Is that all to do with gene's and stuff?

dude, i hate it when my clones start piling up like those little brooms in fantasia, thank god for this guy.

Send us the sequence of what?

Send us the sequence of what?
I wish I knew!

I find the word "mutagenesis" curious, do we know what it means?

I find the word "mutagenesis" curious, do we know what it means?
rice cube probably does. to me it just sounds like an anime movie or something.

I find the word "mutagenesis" curious, do we know what it means?


deliberately altering a DNA sequence to get a beneficial effect

deliberately altering a DNA sequence to get a beneficial effect
yeah, that's what i meant. :P

deliberately altering a DNA sequence to get a beneficial effect
I had a feeling it would something about the DNA, is it worth it Googling?

I had a feeling it would something about the DNA, is it worth it Googling?


that's how I checked my answer!  :D

Custom gene ?  Are they talking about genetics, or people named Gene? :D

OOh, I want it. I want it. Where can I buy it? Or do I have to keep checking to see if it pops up on eBay?



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Custom gene ?  Are they talking about genetics, or people named Gene? :D
Gene is a customer?

deliberately altering a DNA sequence to get a beneficial effect


Can you make my arm mutantagenerous so it turns in to a claw.. or a sword.. or a gun.. or.. like.. a blowtorch or something, something kickass!

Can you make my arm mutantagenerous so it turns in to a claw.. or a sword.. or a gun.. or.. like.. a blowtorch or something, something kickass!
Something like this?

http://www.movieconnect.co.uk/Images/actors/AmericanWerewolfInLondon.jpg

Can you like re-do my genes?  I'm not especially pleased with the placement of mine.  I've got too many ailments and I would like to be way more cuter then I already am.  ;D 

Was Captain Hook the first mutagenesis?

What custom gene? ???

I just love the idea of repetative and tedious cloning!

I just love the idea of repetative and tedious cloning!


Yeah,  Aren't you bored with cloning yet?  I know I am ::)

Should we all re-watch The Boys From Brazil so that we can understand this cloning more?

It would be fun to have 2 of us running around,One stays at home while the other works. ;D

It would be fun to have 2 of us running around,One stays at home while the other works. ;D


You need a Duplicator a la Calvin and Hobbes

You need a Duplicator a la Calvin and Hobbes





Does It work?  ;D

It would be fun to have 2 of us running around,One stays at home while the other works. ;D
I could do with one of those.

I could do with one of those.



Would it be hard to manage 2 Philips? ;D

Would it be hard to manage 2 Philips? ;D
It would be simple, one could stay online and the other sleeps or works, then we will swap over.

Maybe do a third Philip so he can go turn the cheddar (at last!)  ;D

Maybe do a third Philip so he can go turn the cheddar (at last!)   ;D
Now that would be a task for the twin.

It would be simple, one could stay online and the other sleeps or works, then we will swap over.


What if one of you got into an arguement,Would you be punching yourself? ??? ;D

What if one of you got into an arguement,Would you be punching yourself? ??? ;D
I would make that I would not be in that position in the first place.

I'd love to have 2 of me but that would be difficult on my girlfriend's part.  ;D

I could with another twin right now.

I could be with another twin right now.


So Would I,Where would my twin be? ;D

Can you splice my genes so I can grow a huge pair of bat wings on my back?

I want my twin to work a 40 hour week while I work a 20 hour week. ;D

This genetics has worn off for a week, has any noticed any change to their body structure?

This genetics has worn off for a week, has any noticed any change to their body structure?


No Phil,not a bit.

No Phil,not a bit.
...but do genetics wear off in the Half Life Effect?

...but do genetics wear off in the Half Life Effect?


I'm not sure.  ???

I'm not sure.  ???
The biological half-life of a substance is the time required for half of that substance to be removed from an organism by either a physical or a chemical process.

I would like to put a request in for a brain transplant please.  I cannot seem to concentrate on anything lately.  Maybe I just need my concentration module readjusted.  ;D

I would like to put a request in for a brain transplant please.  I cannot seem to concentrate on anything lately.  Maybe I just need my concentration module readjusted.  ;D
Would it have to be a regenerated brain, or would you settle for some one else's?

Would it have to be a regenerated brain, or would you settle for some one else's?



I wouldn't want someone else's brain.

I wouldn't want someone else's brain.
That is true, you might not know what it contains.

That is true, you might not know what it contains.


or if that person had brain damage or not.

or if that person had brain damage or not.
Similar to buying a second-hand computer, it may still contain something nasty.

Similar to buying a second-hand computer, it may still contain something nasty.


see,that's why you don't know.

see,that's why you don't know.
I think it is to be best left well alone.

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I do not want his.

They are still sending me some fascinating emails about genetic medical stuff..........

They are still sending me some fascinating emails about genetic medical stuff..........
Are any of them printable?