MAN STABBED WITH FORK

http://blog.masslive.com/breakingnews/2007/09/man_stabbed_with_fork.html

I just think headlines like that are always funny!  I dunno, today was anything but a slow news day.

so where did she fork him? I bet it was a head shot and she was trying to fork his brains out.

Most people kill 'em and cook 'em before they try to eat 'em.  ;D

what the fork was she thinking?


yeah, i find headlines funny too.

Obi-Wan: "Use the Fork, Luke."

That's forked up.

forking A!!!

I just have this weird imagine running thru my head of The Muppets Swedish Chef humming the theme song to his show and instead of singing  Bork Bork Bork, he sings Fork Fork Fork.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwI61FrK_w

Darth Vader: "A tremor in the Fork. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master."

I just have this weird imagine running thru my head of The Muppets Swedish Chef humming the theme song to his show and instead of singing  Bork Bork Bork, he sings Fork Fork Fork.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwI61FrK_w
Is that Danny Kaye?

Is that Danny Kaye?


Nope it's the Swedish Chef's uncle.  ;D

Yes, it was Danny Kaye.  You are good at identifying people!

Nope it's the Swedish Chef's uncle.   ;D

Yes, it was Danny Kaye.  You are good at identifying people!



It was the voice that grabbed my curiousity.

I'll bet the fork was dirty after that!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwZaqZaRe78

I just have this weird imagine running thru my head of The Muppets Swedish Chef humming the theme song to his show and instead of singing  Bork Bork Bork, he sings Fork Fork Fork.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwI61FrK_w


very Funny,Thanks. ;D

this picture was on Google titled:
Broken Fork From Lunch

http://hometown.aol.com/Journals%20Editor/images/blogimages/021006fork450.jpg

SPRINGFIELD - Police arrested a 28-year-old Springfield woman who stabbed her boyfriend with a fork and tried to hit him with a vehicle yesterday afternoon.

Man ... sounds like she wanted a 'piece of him' alright!  ???

Fortunately for him, it seems she didn't stab his 'wiener' !  :o






























http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2007/facelift/lecter0103.jpg
'Wiener' with fava beans, and Chianti ! What more could I want !

:D

Tee-hee-hee!

I didn't think this thread would be a hit.  I thought it would go over like a lead balloon.

Yep, Springfield's a tough city.  They don't go much for that New Agey couple's counseling jazz.  It's not who's right or wrong, it's who's left standing!

:o

Hang a left at the fork in the road.

http://www.mikepaulblog.com/blog/media/Ethics%20Real%20Fork%20in%20Road_02.jpg

beware of man who speak with forked tongue  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/la.gif

http://www.backpackinglight.com/backpackinglight/images/large/spork-sul-L.jpg

Spork.

Hang a left at the fork in the road.

http://www.mikepaulblog.com/blog/media/Ethics%20Real%20Fork%20in%20Road_02.jpg


I like it !  :D

Hang a left at the fork in the road.

http://www.mikepaulblog.com/blog/media/Ethics%20Real%20Fork%20in%20Road_02.jpg



There really is a fork in the road (ok, so it is on the side of the road) in Dutchess County, NY. Unfortunately, this is the only pic I could find of it.


http://www.igougo.com/photogallery/thumbnail.aspx?JournalPhotoID=19849




Cat

I knew some youngster that "Forked" a teachers house.  instead of tee-pee'ng the house & trees with toilet paper, they bought about 200 plastic forks and stuck them all in the grass of his front yard.  cool prank

so what's better, forking or spooning?

so what's better, forking or spooning?


Spooning can be done with participants clothed as a non-sexual form of physical intimacy, it can be an act of naked cuddling before or after sex, or it can be used as a sex position: see Spoons sex position.

Spooning can also be done in groups, a Group Spoon, this can take place in such areas as a large bed or on the floor.

I like spooning.^  ;D

so what's better, forking or spooning?
;D +Karma

so what's better, forking or spooning?


Forking all the way. Spooning is for lazy folks!

Forking all the way. Spooning is for lazy folks!
;D now that's the right attitude!


;D +Karma
thanks  8)

...I believe that forks are not permitted in jails & prisons, only spoons

Forking all the way. Spooning is for lazy folks!



aka: dry humping.

...I believe that forks are not permitted in jails & prisons, only spoons


Which will be a relief to some inmates. Prior to that .. they were saying .. 'Fork it !'  >:( ... 'trust YOU  to go in the prong way !  :P  :D  ;D

If a fork and spoon is a spork,What is a knife and fork,A knork?  ;D