I want a simple life.
I want a dog and a beach and peace.
It's not so much to ask.
So tell me what you want, what you really really want.


here is a bonus video for you for posting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jQ-QDzyhpo

In no particular order...

Money...

of ocurse! :)

I want an iPod, and damnit, I'm finally going to get one lol

1. My private life back.
2. To find those jerks who broke into my apartment last year, tie them to a tree and force feed them ex-lax and leave them.
3. A pizza with my favorite toppings.
4. Some mint chocolate chip ice cream.
5. Come to think of it, some coffee ice cream would be vvery good too.

1) A scimitar.
2) Dead bodies everywhere.

A big glass of wine.

money to pay off debts, fix up the house, be financially secure
to keep losing weight (so far so good)
to be able to trust people more
health insurance
a car of my own


that's good for now.

To live a long, wonderful life.
Always have a few good friends.
A little more money would be nice.
To be comfortable and happy.

1) A scimitar.
2) Dead bodies everywhere.


LMAO, you get an applaud for that one.  ;D

My life back
My baby with me
My family and friends happiness

the freedom to NOT do anything if i please

^I want that also.

I want anything that I don't already have. 

An Iphone and a new fully loaded Gaming Desktop would be a good start. 

privacy....yet tons of freinds.

I want SEX but no,I can't get it till I get Full Time,stupid bitch! >:(    ;D

I want SEX but no,I can't get it till I get Full Time,stupid bitch! >:(    ;D
aw! that's so sweet! have you told her how you feel?

I want SEX but no,I can't get it till I get Full Time,stupid bitch! >:(    ;D


The woman sounds bossy

I want SEX but no,I can't get it till I get Full Time,stupid bitch! >:(    ;D


With all due respect here, that's gotta be one of the most disrespectful, selfish things you can say, especially about a woman. Your girlfriend is a human being, her life doesn't revolve around you getting laid dude. It's comments like this which give men a bad name in general.

With all due respect here, that's gotta be one of the most disrespectful, selfish things you can say, especially about a woman. Your girlfriend is a human being, her life doesn't revolve around you getting laid dude. It's comments like this which give men a bad name in general.
weeellll... generally i'd be inclined to agree with you but this particular situation is a little bit complex. :-X

for instance, are you getting that she's using his employment status as a prerequisite for sexual favors? and pro-rating her sexual favors to dovetail with his specific degree of employment? this isn't your everyday conduct, in fact one could say that's the sort of thing that could give all WOMEN a bad name.

weeellll... generally i'd be inclined to agree with you but this particular situation is a little bit complex. :-X

for instance, are you getting that she's using his employment status as a prerequisite for sexual favors? and pro-rating her sexual favors to dovetail with his specific degree of employment? this isn't your everyday conduct, in fact one could say that's the sort of thing that could give all WOMEN a bad name.
:o I thought he was hinting at the fact that he couldn't afford to buy sex until he had a full time job :D ;D

I want to find a Golden Ticket

aw! that's so sweet! have you told her how you feel?


Full Time = Her FULL package. ::)

With all due respect here, that's gotta be one of the most disrespectful, selfish things you can say, especially about a woman. Your girlfriend is a human being, her life doesn't revolve around you getting laid dude. It's comments like this which give men a bad name in general.


But I'm saying why should I wait for full time for us to have sex,what's that got to do with anything?  ???

weeellll... generally i'd be inclined to agree with you but this particular situation is a little bit complex. :-X

for instance, are you getting that she's using his employment status as a prerequisite for sexual favors? and pro-rating her sexual favors to dovetail with his specific degree of employment? this isn't your everyday conduct, in fact one could say that's the sort of thing that could give all WOMEN a bad name.


sex with her is like motivation for me. ::)

:o I thought he was hinting at the fact that he couldn't afford to buy sex until he had a full time job :D ;D


Robin lives by Jewish tradition and in her world,people should work a 40 hour week but what I was saying to her was that people have limitations and she doesn't want to hear that,she wants people to be absolutely perfect without any flaws and I disagree with her.

Robin lives by Jewish tradition and in her world,people should work a 40 hour week but what I was saying to her was that people have limitations and she doesn't want to hear that,she wants people to be absolutely perfect without any flaws and I disagree with her.
you need to date a wild sex-crazed woman, howard. there's no shame being a horndog but you should find another horndog! a horndogette, if you will.

you need to date a wild sex-crazed woman, howard. there's no shame being a horndog but you should find another horndog! a horndogette, if you will.


I don't know if I could find another horndog like me. :-\\

I don't know if I could find another horndog like me. :-\\
it may take some doing. :P but the internet is helpful for casting a wider net. i notice i pretty much have to go worldwide...

it may take some doing. :P but the internet is helpful for casting a wider net. i notice i pretty much have to go worldwide...


nobody out there is as wild and sex crazed like I am.

nobody out there is as wild and sex crazed like I am.
yeah, but you can do better than someone who harnesses sexual favors to degree of employment. that is like, 100% libido free!

yeah, but you can do better than someone who harnesses sexual favors to degree of employment. that is like, 100% libido free!


But who? prostitutes? I can't afford those.I'd rather wait instead even if It'll take me a few years to get there.I'm hoping I use this female condom I had saved for her and it expires in 2009 and probably by then,things will look up.

But who? prostitutes? I can't afford those.I'd rather wait instead even if It'll take me a few years to get there.I'm hoping I use this female condom I had saved for her and it expires in 2009 and probably by then,things will look up.
i’ve had rubbers expire unused before. talk about adding insult to injury! :D

i’ve had rubbers expire unused before. talk about adding insult to injury! :D


But this female condom I have saved is for her and her only,I will not use it on any other girl except her.

she wants people to be absolutely perfect without any flaws


Has Robin met my Uncle Adolf?

I want more people to put bids on our items on eBay.




Cat

1. Money
2. Money
3. Money

besides a zigazig ah,, I want to win our softball Championship tonight and to play really good.

But I'm saying why should I wait for full time for us to have sex,what's that got to do with anything?  ???



Howard, I think that even if you worked a 100 hours a week...Robin still wouldn't have sex with you. I just think Robin would rather not have sex....in general. I think she is making up excuses by saying that it is because you don't have a full-time job, etc. If you are THAT interested in sex...then maybe you should think about finding another girlfriend.

besides a zigazig ah,, I want to win our softball Championship tonight and to play really good.


thank you for mentioning the zigazig ah.

everybody wants that.

weeellll... generally i'd be inclined to agree with you but this particular situation is a little bit complex. :-X

for instance, are you getting that she's using his employment status as a prerequisite for sexual favors? and pro-rating her sexual favors to dovetail with his specific degree of employment? this isn't your everyday conduct, in fact one could say that's the sort of thing that could give all WOMEN a bad name.

You've probably got a point there too. I guess neither one is right.

I'm not trying to hijack this thread or anything, but as far as Howard's comment - dude I get the impression you're just saying that to emphasize a point (i.e. the frustration in you working and her still not agreeing to have sex with you) and you don't really think she is a b-word. Still though, I just don't think it's ever appropriate to say that about a woman, no matter what the context. Hypothetically speaking, even if she really IS ONE, that's still disrespectful. Maybe I'm too much of a whiny feministic male, but that's just my opinion.

Personally, I think you should want a relationship for the person themselves. Because you value their company and want to share a friendship/closeness/romance with them, and do nice things together. Yeah I can see how sex could be a component of that, but it shouldn't be the sole reason for wanting to be with someone. If they're okay with it, that's fine, but don't force it on them.

Just speaking for myself, I never was attracted to/a fan of someone like Paula Abdul, or Six from Blossom merely because of their looks. They are cute yeah, but that's just an extra thing to me...they seem like they'd be nice/fun people. Well that's how I feel about anyone I know personally as well. Everyone is a unique individual with feelings that can't be replaced, so to want something "replaceable" with them that you can get from anyone (or, erm....even by yourself) just screams selfish to me.

reading this site is fascinating sometimes.
it's like we all live in the same dorm or something.

as someone standing on the outside looking in, i have to say the B-word in this context is a welcome breath of fresh air. talk with ole howe about his girl for a few months, marty, and five'll get you ten you'll be hopping on the B-word bandwagon. robin's a piece of work, yo. :P

Talking about her is the one consistent thing on these boards.  That and the ever present Kim.

Yeah, but if I started feeling that way about someone who treated me like that, I'd just break up with them. ;)

Talking about her is the one consistent thing on these boards.  That and the ever present Kim.
yes, but key difference: kim is like those shots at the end of movies where the camera catches the sun and lens flares splash over a vast, verdant landscape, splashing sunlight over the earth like nature granting love and mercy over all of creation. and robin is... something other than that.

Talking about her is the one consistent thing on these boards.  That and the ever present Kim.


tell me about it...when I think inthe00s....for some reason, Robin pops up as the icon in my mind! ;D

yes, but key difference: kim is like those shots at the end of movies where the camera catches the sun and lens flares splash over a vast, verdant landscape, splashing sunlight over the earth like nature granting love and mercy over all of creation. and robin is... something other than that.


this is why you are beloved.

Yeah, but if I started feeling that way about someone who treated me like that, I'd just break up with them. ;)
tia is touching her nose meaningfully.

"Personally, I think you should want a relationship for the person themselves. Because you value their company and want to share a friendship/closeness/romance with them, and do nice things together. Yeah I can see how sex could be a component of that, but it shouldn't be the sole reason for wanting to be with someone. If they're okay with it, that's fine, but don't force it on them.

Just speaking for myself, I never was attracted to/a fan of someone like Paula Abdul, or Six from Blossom merely because of their looks. They are cute yeah, but that's just an extra thing to me...they seem like they'd be nice/fun people. Well that's how I feel about anyone I know personally as well. Everyone is a unique individual with feelings that can't be replaced, so to want something "replaceable" with them that you can get from anyone (or, erm....even by yourself) just screams selfish to me."

i actually 100% agree with all of this. testify!

I want a Taylor Pork Roll from New Jersey

I want a Taylor Pork Roll from New Jersey


oh yeah. i'm hungry and that stuff is great!

Howard, I think that even if you worked a 100 hours a week...Robin still wouldn't have sex with you. I just think Robin would rather not have sex....in general. I think she is making up excuses by saying that it is because you don't have a full-time job, etc. If you are THAT interested in sex...then maybe you should think about finding another girlfriend.


Maybe I should do the same to her.But maybe she does want to have sex,Could be that she's a little apprehensive about disease and stuff.

tia is touching her nose meaningfully.

"Personally, I think you should want a relationship for the person themselves. Because you value their company and want to share a friendship/closeness/romance with them, and do nice things together. Yeah I can see how sex could be a component of that, but it shouldn't be the sole reason for wanting to be with someone. If they're okay with it, that's fine, but don't force it on them.

Just speaking for myself, I never was attracted to/a fan of someone like Paula Abdul, or Six from Blossom merely because of their looks. They are cute yeah, but that's just an extra thing to me...they seem like they'd be nice/fun people. Well that's how I feel about anyone I know personally as well. Everyone is a unique individual with feelings that can't be replaced, so to want something "replaceable" with them that you can get from anyone (or, erm....even by yourself) just screams selfish to me."

i actually 100% agree with all of this. testify!



Maybe I have been thinking too much of myself,I should be thinking about the relationship and not about sex cause It'll make me crazy.I'm sorry if I called her names,just frustrated that's all. :(

1. Money
2. Money
3. Money


...must be funny, in the rich man's world!

(Sorry, couldn't resist!)

tia is touching her nose meaningfully.

"Personally, I think you should want a relationship for the person themselves. Because you value their company and want to share a friendship/closeness/romance with them, and do nice things together. Yeah I can see how sex could be a component of that, but it shouldn't be the sole reason for wanting to be with someone. If they're okay with it, that's fine, but don't force it on them.

Just speaking for myself, I never was attracted to/a fan of someone like Paula Abdul, or Six from Blossom merely because of their looks. They are cute yeah, but that's just an extra thing to me...they seem like they'd be nice/fun people. Well that's how I feel about anyone I know personally as well. Everyone is a unique individual with feelings that can't be replaced, so to want something "replaceable" with them that you can get from anyone (or, erm....even by yourself) just screams selfish to me."

i actually 100% agree with all of this. testify!


It's things like this that make me wish I'd hung on to you darling.

I want to win the Lottery.

...must be funny, in the rich man's world!

(Sorry, couldn't resist!)


I know, unfortunately, I'm poor.

Love.

i also wish i was with my baby.
i wish i wasnt in debt.
i wish my music recording software would work.
i wish bush's supporters would just stfu.

I wish I could just lose my damn virginity already. ;D

i also wish i was with my baby.



who's tha-

oh. Kim.

I want a new drug.

I want the grocery shopping done.  By someone else.

I want the grocery shopping done.  By someone else.




But you don't want to?

I really want to pay those sons of b*tches back that beat my team Monday night. we play them again on my Friday night league.

who's tha-

oh. Kim.


I was hopeful too, he's a keeper.

I want money to grow on trees.

I was hopeful too, he's a keeper.


You betcha.

I want it to be much warmer than what is today.

I want to release 33 years of sexual frustration! >:( :(

honesty and loyalty

I want to release 33 years of sexual frustration! >:( :(


...

Just get a tissue Howard and go up to the attic...

I want to release 33 years of sexual frustration! >:( :(


But you are 33 years old?  So that means you were sexually frustrated as a child ? ;D

I want a new drug.
a few of the plain old ones would be fine too. i aint picky.

I want to feel better and energetic (in general)
I want a clean house
I want peace and harmony throughout the world (and/or universe)
I want no more natural disasters nor global warming nor genocide nor famine nor poverty nor illiteracy nor any other of life's offenses.

and I want a makeover.  ;D

I want no more natural disasters nor global warming nor genocide nor famine nor poverty nor illiteracy nor any other of life's offenses.


I want you to stop ruining all my fun!

Taking away all my hobbies..  :\'(

I want you to stop ruining all my fun!

Taking away all my hobbies..  :\'(


You're too funny.  ;D


Thought of some other things I want

I want to be able to walk in high heels gracefully, nay, not just walk...but have a classic movie tango in my heels and not look completely out of breath.  lol

I want to be about 200 lbs lighter and be va-va-va-voom.  lol  (Good luck on that one, eh?  ;D )

...

Just get a tissue Howard and go up to the attic...



I don't need a tissue,I want to release it on my girlfriend. ;D

But you are 33 years old?  So that means you were sexually frustrated as a child ? ;D


Growing up in my late teens.

I want sleep now!

I want to be the same size I was when I was in my mid twenties.  :\'(

I want to be happy.

I Want a million dollars.

I want someone to tell my boss I quit.

I want someone to tell my boss I quit.
i'll do it! :P do you mind if i totally burn your bridge, though?

what i want is to know how does that Chinese fortune cookie know what's going on in my life? ??? I guess that goes the same for the Magic 8 Ball

i'll do it! :P do you mind if i totally burn your bridge, though?


OOoohhh, can we do some amateur theatre? With blood and exposed genitals?

OOoohhh, can we do some amateur theatre? With blood and exposed genitals?
so that stuff isn't mundane to you yet Andy?

I really really want some Chinese food right now.  :P

I want peace on Earth.

I want peace on Earth.
but does earth want peace on you?????

I want to meet a nun

but does earth want peace on you?????



Why would earth want peace on Me?  ???

someone to come and help me fix this house up.

Why would earth want peace on Me?  ???
why would earth want you on peace?

I WANT CANDY

someone to come and help me fix this house up.


You know...If I was living anywhere near you...and as long as there's no power tools required...I'd gladly lend you a hand.

You know...If I was living anywhere near you...and as long as there's no power tools required...I'd gladly lend you a hand.



thanks Henk!! :)

I want Maalox,My stomach's been flip-flopping. :P

why would earth want you on peace?



I don't understand the question? ???

I want to meet a nun


Come to Chicago. I live next door to the Catholic Theological Union.

I want a bottle of La Fée X•S Française Absinthe. Sadly, I do not have the $150 to buy and ship it. :P

I want to meet a nun


Why?  Do you need your knuckles rapped with a ruler?  Have you been a bad Badfinger-fan?  ;)

I met a nun once, I was handing out water to runners in our local 5k marathon, and as this one lady took one she said "Bless you my child".  On the back of her shirt she had "The Running Nun".  That was 20-some years ago, and I feel blessed.  ;D

I want to eat.

I want to meet a nun


I think my Mom still knows a few.  I went to Catholic school. 

Enough money to pay off my student loans and other bills every month---with enough left over to have fun and travel

My daughter to get into a good college

Move to Phoenix and teach at a community college

Visit Scotland, Ireland, various Caribbean islands, Hawaii and other destinations that come to mind

Find a good, loving, man who is interested in someone other than a tall, thin woman

iPod and Wii system for my daughter

And of course better health for my parents and happiness for family and friends

I want to eat.


I Want a Cookie!  (video, MPEG-1, 38 MB, hilarious)

I think my Mom still knows a few.  I went to Catholic school. 
that's what I'm talkin' bout' 
cute nuns are hot


...So I got what I wanted tonight  ;)














ok, ok, minds outta the gutter!  I got my dear daughter home from college for the weekend,  and we won our game tonight 20-17

I want to be alone this week.

At the moment, tea.

I want my meatloaf to finish baking.  It's till pinkish in the middle.  I want it brown.  It's taking forever!!!

I want my meatloaf to finish baking.  It's till pinkish in the middle.  I want it brown.  It's taking forever!!!
Opening the oven door does not help, it lets the heat out.

I want to see someone special later. ;)

I want to ask for a position inside Pathmark.

I want to ask for a position inside Pathmark.
In time for the winter?

In time for the winter?



Yeah I don't think I want to cart collect in the snow anymore.

Yeah I don't think I want to cart collect in the snow anymore.
The snow shovelling can be left for the others.

The snow shovelling can be left for the others.



actually the maintainence guy.

meatloaf (the food, not the singer)

A New heart that is not damaged.

A vacation to Hawaii (or Santa Barbara would be good too  ;D )

A pair of jeans that fit properly!

I want my winamp to work!  >:(

-To lose 30 lbs that I gained in the past year.
-To have my house neat and clean (yeah, I know, this is my own fault).
-To be neater and more organized.
-Not to feel depressed like I have been feeling for the past week or so.
-A cigarette.




Cat

I want a woman who doesn't have a daughter or son,doesn't smoke and who's not much of a party girl.

actually the maintainence guy.
Do you want his job?

Do you want his job?


I hope one day but If I get his job I'll be running around like a mad animal when everyone needs you at specific times like cleaning bathrooms,spillage,mopping & sweeping.

I hope one day but If I get his job I'll be running around like a mad animal when everyone needs you at specific times like cleaning bathrooms,spillage,mopping & sweeping.
That is one job I cannot do.

That is one job I cannot do.


Pathmark needs you to be on your toes all times.

Pathmark needs you to be on your toes all times.
To be totally aware what is happening all around?

To be totally aware what is happening all around?


That's why most of the workers are on some sort of caffiene high.

That's why most of the workers are on some sort of caffiene high.
..or caffiene withdrawal symptons?

..or caffiene withdrawal symptons?



They run around like they're on caffiene,It's really crazy over there.

They run around like they're on caffiene,It's really crazy over there.
Hyperactive?

Hyperactive?


Yeah running around doing a lot of multi-tasking.

Yeah running around doing a lot of multi-tasking.
Fooling and joking around too?

Fooling and joking around too?


Sometimes they do too much of that,the young ones doing the registers. ::)

Sometimes they do too much of that,the young ones doing the registers. ::)
Are you good with maths for cash register work?

I want.... an unending knowledge of whatever it is I am meant to be reading right now....

.....I have a Microbiology lecture later wooooo!!!

I want.... an unending knowledge of whatever it is I am meant to be reading right now....

.....I have a Microbiology lecture later wooooo!!!
Enjoy!

Are you good with maths for cash register work?



No I'm afraid I'm not,I remember I was laid off from Au Bon Pain in October 2006 because I couldn't multi-task that means also using the cash registers too. ::)

No I'm afraid I'm not,I remember I was laid off from Au Bon Pain in October 2006 because I couldn't multi-task that means also using the cash registers too. ::)
Have you thought about Evening Classes?

Have you thought about Evening Classes?


No I don't have the time right now.

No I don't have the time right now.
Other committments in the evening?

Other committments in the evening?


I come home and I'm dead tired.

To be 18 yrs old again, but back then (1973) not now. I'd invest in Microsoft, and Apple. Buy a Harley and go across country. Seeking my bliss...
But since I can"t some cheesecake would do the trick. ;D ;D ;D

To be 18 yrs old again, but back then (1973) not now. I'd invest in Microsoft, and Apple. Buy a Harley and go across country. Seeking my bliss...
But since I can"t some cheesecake would do the trick. ;D ;D ;D


I wish I was 18 again too and that was 16 years ago.

I wish I was 18 again too and that was 16 years ago.


Not so very long ago.. But does it feel like 16 yrs ago? Or does it seem like only a few years back?
In my mind I am eternally 18, but my body betrays me.Bum ticker!!!!

Not so very long ago.. But does it feel like 16 yrs ago? Or does it seem like only a few years back?
In my mind I am eternally 18, but my body betrays me.Bum ticker!!!!


Yes It feels like 16 years ago.