Frankly, I am appalled this thread was not posted by someone else before.

As it turns out, I have not showered in over twenty four hours...and I have done a good amount of walking around my neighborhood.  At the moment, I smell like a combination of sweat and the cologne I put on yesterday afternoon.

A combination of the things I spilled down myself today. Mayo, Mustard, Dr. Pepper and I bet there's some cheese somewhere.

Cheese. I made a melted cheese sandwich, and it got all over my hands. I don't plan on washing it off, I really like the smell of cheese.

Both of you mentioned cheese...and not too long after the cheese debate with Andrew.

Still can't believe that bastard likes American.  You hear that, Andrew?  Your taste in cheese is abominable.

Both of you mentioned cheese...and not too long after the cheese debate with Andrew.

Still can't believe that bastard likes American.  You hear that, Andrew?  Your taste in cheese is abominable.


Agreed.


Let's rape him.

Agreed.


Let's rape him.


Yeah, and after that, let's do something to him that he won't like.

Like creamsicle body spray.

that stench from the smell of a dentists drill grinding on teeth  :o  J/K,  I did smell that today as I was getting some crown work done by my dentist & it's such a unique smell, bordering on putrescence

Lotion.

I begin smelling like flowery stuff.  Then I get sweaty and it's just wet flowery stuff.  then it turns to stink.
then I get dirty on me and I smell like dirt and decaying vegetation.  pretty!

Both of you mentioned cheese...and not too long after the cheese debate with Andrew.

Still can't believe that bastard likes American.  You hear that, Andrew?  Your taste in cheese is abominable.


American? Gads. Give me provolone.

I smell like dog probably. I had to wrestle our dog earlier so I could brush his teeth. It was....interesting, to say the least.

Sweat and smoke

Arby's and deoderant. SPORT deoderant.

one time a friend at work said I smelled good and she wanted to know what I was wearing. I lied and said it was Gucci cologne because I didn't want to admit it was deodorant

one time a friend at work said I smelled good and she wanted to know what I was wearing. I lied and said it was Gucci cologne because I didn't want to admit it was deodorant


How soon until she found out it wasn't Gucci?  ???

How soon until she found out it wasn't Gucci?  ???
;D  she never did find out & I bet she would have been embarrassed  :-[

I'm going to be smelling like an old sweatsock later tonight after coming home from work.

tobacco and roses.

sweat soaked skanky pajamas, but wait a few minutes and I will be light and breezy Estee White Linen

Strawberry Daiquiri stuff I bought at Bath and Body works and creamed spinach.

Soap and shampoo...I just bathed.

Teen Spirit.

(Nirvana reference, of course....)  ::)

Calgon Hawaiian Ginger body spray and Degree deodorant.

I just took a shower, so I smell like Lubriderm fragrance free lotion, Secret deodorant and Coconut, Lime, Verbena Body spray.  (and Pantene shampoo/conditioner, and Dial Mountain Fresh soap. )

shit,I was perspiring today!  :P

I just took a shower, so once again, I smell like Adidas cologne, but now no sweat.  I also smell a bit like Old Spice.

smelling a little gamey at the moment, but after my shower I'll smell like Irish Spring

I just took a shower, so I smell like Lubriderm fragrance free lotion, Secret deodorant and Coconut, Lime, Verbena Body spray.  (and Pantene shampoo/conditioner, and Dial Mountain Fresh soap. )



Did you get that coconut lime verbena from Bath and Body Works? My mother in law bought me some for Christmas last year, and it smells soooooooooooooo good. :)

Right now I smell like sweat and old food. I need to shower soon. :P

I just ate a Bean Burrito from Taco Bell, so i don't think I need to identify what I smell like as you all can probably smell it from wherever you are :D

I smell clean & fresh. It's not just any bar soap. It's the bar soap that smells strong & clean_ like a guy_a fresh, clean guy. You will like it & your girl will like it too.

^ Irish Spring soap , designed for men, but women like it too.  :)

Flowers.  8)

Did you get that coconut lime verbena from Bath and Body Works? My mother in law bought me some for Christmas last year, and it smells soooooooooooooo good. :)

Right now I smell like sweat and old food. I need to shower soon. :P

I smell clean & fresh. It's not just any bar soap. It's the bar soap that smells strong & clean_ like a guy_a fresh, clean guy. You will like it & your girl will like it too.

^ Irish Spring soap , designed for men, but women like it too.  :)


Yep, Jess. that's the one! It reminds me of being on vacation or something.. smells so good.

You're right , Irish Spring.. Strong enough for a woman, but made for a man!! Love that smell!

You're right , Irish Spring.. Strong enough for a woman, but made for a man!! Love that smell!
  strong enough for a woman  :o    ;D 
I smell so friggin fresh it's sick

Cologne.

Estee Lauder White Linen, 

Pour Monsieur Cologne.

Sweat, due to a very humid day in Indianapolis.

Teen Spirit.

(Nirvana reference, of course....)  ::)



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Bullsnatch!

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Bullsnatch!


LOL

Kurt actually got the title for the song from a friend, who said he "smelled like teen spirit". Kurt was dating Tobi Vail at the time, who wore that deodorant(basically saying she left her scent on him).

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Bullsnatch!


I am actually embarrassed, as a Nirvana fan, that I did not pick up on that.  I had forgotten the song title came from a deodorant brand.

I am actually embarrassed, as a Nirvana fan, that I did not pick up on that.  I had forgotten the song title came from a deodorant brand.


Yes, although Kurt who got it from Tobi's friend didn't realize it until later(the type of deodorant Tobi used), he took it as a different meaning.

Yes, although Kurt who got it from Tobi's friend didn't realize it until later(the type of deodorant Tobi used), he took it as a different meaning.


As I recall, someone had scrawled on his bedroom wall, "KURT SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT!"

I haven't showered since yesterday, plus I've walked somewhere between six and ten miles this afternoon, so I pretty much just smell like sweat.

^ Yes, that's correct.

Right now I don't know what I smell like.

Lagerfeld.

^ Yes, that's correct.

Right now I don't know what I smell like.


I thought it was on the locker room wall?

I smell like Inis Perfume.

Speaking of smelling...why is it that SO many people let themselves smell so bad? I mean...at work, we get some customers that come in, that smell like they literally have not taken a shower/bath for at least a month. Tonight we had this woman come in...all I have to say is that I felt bad for the person behind her...I mean, she smelled SO bad that I could barely stand to even be around her.  Is that really necessary? I mean, you don't have to be rich to buy soap and to wash your clothes, etc. It's just uncalled for, IMO. :(

http://www.cheapsmells.com/images/popup/4184.jpg
Yardly English Rose cologne and Ladies Choice Melon Cucumber deodorant/anti-perspirant (It's the best smelling deodorant I've ever tried.)  ;D

I smell clean & fresh. It's not just any bar soap. It's the bar soap that smells strong & clean_ like a guy_a fresh, clean guy. You will like it & your girl will like it too.

^ Irish Spring soap , designed for men, but women like it too.  :)


OMG I really DO love Irish Spring!  That and Safeguard

Speaking of smelling...why is it that SO many people let themselves smell so bad? I mean...at work, we get some customers that come in, that smell like they literally have not taken a shower/bath for at least a month. Tonight we had this woman come in...all I have to say is that I felt bad for the person behind her...I mean, she smelled SO bad that I could barely stand to even be around her.  Is that really necessary? I mean, you don't have to be rich to buy soap and to wash your clothes, etc. It's just uncalled for, IMO. :(


Oh lord, I used to get customers like that. I wanted to tell them, "Dude, you're in Target, buy some effin' body spray or soap or something!"

I smell like Dove body wash. I just showered.

Oh lord, I used to get customers like that. I wanted to tell them, "Dude, you're in Target, buy some effin' body spray or soap or something!"

I smell like Dove body wash. I just showered.


I know..it was so horrible! :(

soap and dirt.

Oh lord, I used to get customers like that. I wanted to tell them, "Dude, you're in Target, buy some effin' body spray or soap or something!"

I smell like Dove body wash. I just showered.


Some people medically have bad BO that's pretty much unstoppable, even when they're clean and are wearing cologne or perfume.

Some people medically have bad BO that's pretty much unstoppable, even when they're clean and are wearing cologne or perfume.


yes, but what's their excuse for smelling like a dirty arse? ???

Reminds me of what the barman in our local from work said. Now that the smoking ban is in place in the U.K one of my collegues said to him 'I bet you love working here now it's not smoky anymore'. He replied 'Not really I can smell the students now and they STINK!'  ;D

I have just got out of the shower so I smell of Gardenia body lotion.

I just got out of the shower about a half hour ago and now I'm sweating again with beads of perspiration running down my face.

yes, but what's their excuse for smelling like a dirty arse? ???



Laziness,I guess.

Speaking of smelling...why is it that SO many people let themselves smell so bad? I mean...at work, we get some customers that come in, that smell like they literally have not taken a shower/bath for at least a month. Tonight we had this woman come in...all I have to say is that I felt bad for the person behind her...I mean, she smelled SO bad that I could barely stand to even be around her.  Is that really necessary? I mean, you don't have to be rich to buy soap and to wash your clothes, etc. It's just uncalled for, IMO. :(


When I worked at the bank we had some really old, poor customers.  There was this one guy that was so bad that I would hold my breath when I waited on him.  I think after a while they can't smell themselves, so they don't know how offensive it is to others.

yes, but what's their excuse for smelling like a dirty arse? ???


What I just said!

Or maybe they soiled themselves and sometimes that's hard to take care of in public.

When I worked at the bank we had some really old, poor customers.  There was this one guy that was so bad that I would hold my breath when I waited on him.  I think after a while they can't smell themselves, so they don't know how offensive it is to others.





My grandpa sometimes can't get to the bathroom on time, so he wears adult diapers. He often smells like pee, but I don't think he realizes it.

I don't care if it's older people. I know sometimes they don't know or they aren't able to take care of themselves (which is sad and annoying that no one helps them, but that's a different story). I've seen younger people who literally smell like CRAP because they don't care enough to actually hose themselves down. It has nothing to do with someone who has chronic BO. You can usually pick out the people that are plagued by that. They at least make an effort to disguise it.

It also irritates the hell out of me when people walk through the stores with small children, completely oblivious to the fact that the kid smells like s**t because they have full diapers.

I don't care if it's older people. I know sometimes they don't know or they aren't able to take care of themselves (which is sad and annoying that no one helps them, but that's a different story). I've seen younger people who literally smell like CRAP because they don't care enough to actually hose themselves down. It has nothing to do with someone who has chronic BO. You can usually pick out the people that are plagued by that. They at least make an effort to disguise it.

It also irritates the hell out of me when people walk through the stores with small children, completely oblivious to the fact that the kid smells like s**t because they have full diapers.


Buaha, or they just don't care enough to bother changing them. :P

Buaha, or they just don't care enough to bother changing them. :P


And these are the people that shouldn't be breeding. :P

I don't care if it's older people. I know sometimes they don't know or they aren't able to take care of themselves (which is sad and annoying that no one helps them, but that's a different story). I've seen younger people who literally smell like CRAP because they don't care enough to actually hose themselves down. It has nothing to do with someone who has chronic BO. You can usually pick out the people that are plagued by that. They at least make an effort to disguise it.

It also irritates the hell out of me when people walk through the stores with small children, completely oblivious to the fact that the kid smells like s**t because they have full diapers.


see, that's what I mean...I totally agree. Old people, handicapped people...I mean, there are exceptions to the rules, however, I have seen so many people come in there...they just smell...like they never wipe their butt after going to the bathroom.  Also, I have seen overweight people, who let themselves stink really bad. Now, I am an overweight person...but I make sure that I smell good all the time...it's not that hard. ::)

I thought it was on the locker room wall?


This happened after Kurt was out of high school.

I smell like humidity today.

Dove body wash... :)

Speaking of smelling...why is it that SO many people let themselves smell so bad? I mean...at work, we get some customers that come in, that smell like they literally have not taken a shower/bath for at least a month. Tonight we had this woman come in...all I have to say is that I felt bad for the person behind her...I mean, she smelled SO bad that I could barely stand to even be around her.  Is that really necessary? I mean, you don't have to be rich to buy soap and to wash your clothes, etc. It's just uncalled for, IMO. :(


I work in an area full of the preppy stuck up types. Now I shower every morning(not all anime otaku/fans let themselves fester for long periods of time without bathing), but some customers have actually complained about me smelling.

This has been reported to me a couple of times, the first time I had eaten food with alot of garlic in it the night before(the customers complained that I stunk to the MOD that morning). He told me to go get some body spray on the shelf and use it(That would have made the garlic odor worse IMO, plus I don't like to wear anything like colonge or body spray).

I told him that it had to be my breath mainly(since garlic takes awhile to fade, especially the amount I had eaten), so he went and bought me a bottle of mouth wash. I used it repeatedly that morning. I told one of the cashiers about it, she felt that he was being mean(especially since there are customers that come in smelling not so fresh).

The second time happened at least a few months later, the co-manager went and talked to me late in the morning about what some customers had said about me. One of the things was bad body odor. Now, at the time this happened, I was wearing a men's sport stick type of deodorant(because it was the only thing I could find at the moment, I usually wear Ban). I think it was the sports deodorant that I was wearing(this type of deodorant doesn't work well when you really start to sweat, usually it stinks worse). At least the person who talked to me was nicer about it the first one.

The next time a manager tells me a customer said I smelled bad, I'm going ask them if I can report any customers with bad BO.

Cologne...But I'm still sweating.

I work in an area full of the preppy stuck up types. Now I shower every morning(not all anime otaku/fans let themselves fester for long periods of time without bathing), but some customers have actually complained about me smelling.

This has been reported to me a couple of times, the first time I had eaten food with alot of garlic in it the night before(the customers complained that I stunk to the MOD that morning). He told me to go get some body spray on the shelf and use it(That would have made the garlic odor worse IMO, plus I don't like to wear anything like colonge or body spray).

I told him that it had to be my breath mainly(since garlic takes awhile to fade, especially the amount I had eaten), so he went and bought me a bottle of mouth wash. I used it repeatedly that morning. I told one of the cashiers about it, she felt that he was being mean(especially since there are customers that come in smelling not so fresh).

The second time happened at least a few months later, the co-manager went and talked to me late in the morning about what some customers had said about me. One of the things was bad body odor. Now, at the time this happened, I was wearing a men's sport stick type of deodorant(because it was the only thing I could find at the moment, I usually wear Ban). I think it was the sports deodorant that I was wearing(this type of deodorant doesn't work well when you really start to sweat, usually it stinks worse). At least the person who talked to me was nicer about it the first one.

The next time a manager tells me a customer said I smelled bad, I'm going ask them if I can report any customers with bad BO.


But at least you had an excuse...you were working..hence the reason for sweating. But the people I am talking about are the ones that stroll through the store (no reason to break a sweat)...and still smell like a garbage dump.

Jovan Heat.

Cherry Blossom lotion and body spray from Bath&Body.

But at least you had an excuse...you were working..hence the reason for sweating. But the people I am talking about are the ones that stroll through the store (no reason to break a sweat)...and still smell like a garbage dump.


Yes... I know what you mean about that, it just made me think about the complaints directed at me.

It irks me abit that customers can complain, but employees can't.

Cologne.

cheese

Cherry Blossom lotion and body spray from Bath&Body.



mmm...yummy, girl! ;)

Spark By Clairborne.

Mr. Clean and furniture polish, since I just finished some cleaning.

Curve perfume

Estee, all day, every day    :)

in my 70s groove with Sweet Honesty.

I probably smell like Dove soap and potato chips.

I smell wet from adjusting the sprinkler in a hard to water corner of my backyard and geting slightly soaked

BO and money.

... BOney.

BO and money.

... BOney.


So you smell like you have a job?

I smell like fresh air, sunscreen with a hint of lake water.  :D

coffee.  and wet dog

yes, but what's their excuse for smelling like a dirty arse? ???


Having one.......

Having one.......
zing! ;D good one, mayng...

Smell like Scrubbing Bubbles bathroom cleaner, windex window cleaner, and Mr. Clean orange scent.  (and probably dust and a bit sweaty too)  Been working my tail off cleaning house this weekend.  Still have a lot to do, but need to sit down for a rest. 

UnBound.

cocoa butter.

yum


but wait a few hours and i'll be pretty scary.

Inis perfume and Sunsilk Hydra TLC shampoo (I love the way this smells!!).

clean....like lavender soap...oh, and also like my Revlon Fire & Ice perfume.

Just before I smelt like BO then I took a shower and sprayed on some Lagerfeld.

pork, BBQ'd pork

White castle, that special smell.

White castle, that special smell.


I still want to try those buffalo chicken bites they're advertising.

I smell like Dove body wash and possibly sweat. I hate this weather right now. :P

Johnson’s Baby Oil, Lavender Scent.  I put a bunch in my bath this morning at 4 a.m. when I couldn't get back to sleep.
I probably smell a little gamey, I haven't showered since then. 

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White castle, that special smell.



I love that smell of White Castle. ;D

right now I smell like fruit cocktail, as I spilled some on myself. :D

Secret deodorant and Suave hairspray.

The same as what I smelt like on August 7th. (Yes I reread the whole thread, no I didn't just remember it off the top of my head)

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Yardly English Rose cologne and Ladies Choice Melon Cucumber deodorant/anti-perspirant (It's the best smelling deodorant I've ever tried.)

Calgon Hawaiian Ginger body spray and Degree deodorant.

cologne.

Wet Dog.

Guess who went swimming this morning!

I smell like myself....nothing in particular right now, as I haven't put on perfume yet.

I smell like myself....nothing in particular right now, as I haven't put on perfume yet.


Don't!



I've never understood perfume.

Most women have a great smell to them naturally, I mean.. your body makes smells and releases hormones (which do actually register with the olfactory system) so why mask that with something that smells like chemicals. Blech, never understood perfume.

Don't!



I've never understood perfume.

Most women have a great smell to them naturally, I mean.. your body makes smells and releases hormones (which do actually register with the olfactory system) so why mask that with something that smells like chemicals. Blech, never understood perfume.



Well now, I never realized that an au natural smell could be so......um, attracting. ;D  I don't mind natural smells...as long as they don't smell dirty or gross. :D

Don't!



I've never understood perfume.

Most women have a great smell to them naturally, I mean.. your body makes smells and releases hormones (which do actually register with the olfactory system) so why mask that with something that smells like chemicals. Blech, never understood perfume.


Perfume is gross. Strong, bad smell.
Toxic! Closes my throat a bit.

Perfume is gross. Strong, bad smell.
Toxic! Closes my throat a bit.


Right, exactly!



Well now, I never realized that an au natural smell could be so......um, attracting. ;D  I don't mind natural smells...as long as they don't smell dirty or gross. :D


It's true, way better than perfume.

loads of cologne.

I smell like myself....nothing in particular right now, as I haven't put on perfume yet.



I like a woman's natural scent. ;)

loads of cologne.


Whore's bath?

I'm told the higher priced ones do.  What purpose?  Beats me.



I think we're talking about different sorts of whore's baths here.

oh oh, looks like there's a chaucer-sponsored booty call on this thread. :o

Oh you mean like smelling like a french whore? :-\\

Oh you mean like smelling like a french whore? :-\\


Probably.

Whore's bath.. no wash, just tons of perfume.

I'll occasionally take a rent-boys bath.. slightly different, I'll just stink.

Probably.

Whore's bath.. no wash, just tons of perfume.

I'll occasionally take a rent-boys bath.. slightly different, I'll just stink.


Okay, were on the same page.  It's the same thing.

Chives and napalm

Secret deodorant (I'd tell you what it smells like but it's a secret.) and Heaven Scent Musk.

I smell like dirt, from the infield at my softball game. I got a little bit dirty and haven't showered yet

fresh and clean with a spritz of cologne.

the usual....fire & ice.

the usual....fire & ice.



How does that smell?

How does that smell?


it smells good.

Pumpkin Spice body spray from Bath & Body.  I smell like a pie.  ;D

the usual....fire & ice.

;D

I smell like copier toner and little kids. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/comeandgetsome.gif

Aloe lotion and Degree deodorant.

;D

I smell like copier toner and little kids. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/comeandgetsome.gif


What do little kids smell like?

Fresh and clean after a shower.

Perry Ellis America a new cologne I just slapped on.

Honeysuckle    :)

Honeysuckle    :)


I love that scent!  It's been in bloom here currently so I've been enjoying driving past it and sniffing.  (Gotta do something if you are stuck at doing 25 miles per hour.  ;D )

mmm....fabric softner. So lovely. :)

Irish Spring

Sweat and Nyquil...I guzzled the stuff

Downy from being mummified in my blanket all day

cologne.

The shower has still yet to occur.

fresh and clean.

All I can smell is pollen, cut grass etc.

Bath and Body works White Tea and Ginger body spray.  :)

Bath and Body works White Tea and Ginger body spray.  :)
You smell devine!

You smell devine!
Bless you.  :)

I don't smell like anything right now.

I don't smell like anything right now.
Not even soap?

Bath and Body Works Sparkling Peach. 

Not even soap?



persperation. :P

The room here smell of tea.

I smell like cologne.

Sheer Freesia body spray.

sweet smelling cologne.

Soap

a mix of cologne and a new shirt.

cherry blossom body spray. Yum.

Tacos & Gasoline

Tacos & Gasoline


hubba hubba. ;D

new shirt and cologne.

Fresh and clean

not so sure.

not so sure.


human? ???

human? ???



How do I smell human?

How do I smell human?


because you are one, right?

because you are one, right?



Yes that is true.

Yes that is true.



wow...how did I know that? :o

Like cologne,just showered from a busy day at work.

Food being heated up in the kitchen

smelling a little cleaner like yesterday's rainstorm when I smelt like a wet dog. :P

smelling a little cleaner like yesterday's rainstorm when I smelt like a wet dog. :P
It is raining here now.

It is raining here now.


Are you wet?

Are you wet?
No

cologne,just showered. :)

Just soap.

cologne and hair spray.