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Subject: shameful confessions
Written By: Tia on 06/22/07 at 11:28 am
sometimes i say "lol" and i'm not actually laughing out loud.
sometimes i wear mismatched socks in public.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Apricot on 06/22/07 at 1:23 pm
sometimes i say "lol" and i'm not actually laughing out loud.
sometimes i wear mismatched socks in public.
I hope you die.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Rice_Cube on 06/22/07 at 2:08 pm
I wear my sunglasses at night.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/22/07 at 2:59 pm
Sometimes I throw things away that aren't even that dirty.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Step-chan on 06/22/07 at 3:13 pm
I like the song "Breakaway" by Kelly Clarkson.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 06/22/07 at 3:15 pm
I hope you die.
I hope you live.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 06/22/07 at 3:16 pm
I like porn. ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/22/07 at 3:16 pm
I seriously like the taste of chalk
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Step-chan on 06/22/07 at 3:17 pm
I like porn. ;D
Something I'm not ashamed of.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/22/07 at 3:17 pm
I can watch Full Metal Jacket over and over again.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/22/07 at 3:17 pm
I like porn. ;D
Porn is only natural.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 06/22/07 at 3:17 pm
I seriously like the taste of chalk
with any toppings?
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 06/22/07 at 3:18 pm
Something I'm not ashamed of.
Not me. ;)
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/22/07 at 3:25 pm
with any toppings?
nope...no toppings at all. :D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 06/22/07 at 3:26 pm
nope...no toppings at all. :D
Why do you eat chalk? :P
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Marty McFly on 06/22/07 at 3:35 pm
Maybe not "shameful", but the chalk thing reminded me of one thing I've never stopped being entertained by doing. Which is, popping those packing peanuts in UPS boxes. That, and those plastic "bubble sheets". ;)
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/22/07 at 3:37 pm
Maybe not "shameful", but the chalk thing reminded me of one thing I've never stopped being entertained by doing. Which is, popping those packing peanuts in UPS boxes. That, and those plastic "bubble sheets". ;)
ohh...bubble sheets ROCK!! ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Marty McFly on 06/22/07 at 3:41 pm
ohh...bubble sheets ROCK!! ;D
Yeah, I love those, except for the fact that you don't get to re-pop them.
Do you remember that c. Season 4 Simpsons episode where Marge is a real estate agent trying to sell a house to the Flanders, when Homer (with Snake hanging onto the car) and Chief Wiggum crash through the building and land on some of those? Then Wiggum is like "Hey quit hogging!" ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 06/22/07 at 4:01 pm
ohh...bubble sheets ROCK!! ;D
It sounds like someone is shooting somebody. ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: lorac61469 on 06/22/07 at 4:06 pm
Sometimes I wish my father-in-law would move out. :-[ :-[
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 06/22/07 at 4:07 pm
I'm a virgin. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/icon_cheers.gif
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: spaceace on 06/22/07 at 5:35 pm
Sometime I laugh like Ernie from Sesame Street :-[
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Henk on 06/22/07 at 5:52 pm
I'm a virgin. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/icon_cheers.gif
I'm a Scorpio.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Apricot on 06/22/07 at 10:08 pm
I can watch Full Metal Jacket over and over again.
YOU? Wouldn't have guessed.
My confession..
I actually enjoy My Chemical Romance.
There, I said it.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: whistledog on 06/22/07 at 10:34 pm
I don't remember how to do subtraction on paper, as I shamefully found out today
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Red Ant on 06/23/07 at 12:05 am
I'm a Scorpio.
LOL, for real! Karma to you, sir.
I don't remember how to do subtraction on paper, as I shamefully found out today
I had to subtract 11/16" from 5.25 inches today while cutting a piece of MDF (medium density fiberboard). Took me a minute to realize that 5.25 inches is 5 and 4/16", and that I had to convert an inch to 16/16" so I could do it. 4 and 20/16" - 11/16" = 4 and 9/16". Of course, the freaking cheap table saw we have isn't so perfectly aligned, so I would up cutting at 4 and 7/16" to get the board I needed.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Red Ant on 06/23/07 at 12:06 am
Oh, a shameful confession: I enjoy cleaning the lint from my dryer screen.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: whistledog on 06/23/07 at 12:38 am
I had to subtract 11/16" from 5.25 inches today while cutting a piece of MDF (medium density fiberboard). Took me a minute to realize that 5.25 inches is 5 and 4/16", and that I had to convert an inch to 16/16" so I could do it. 4 and 20/16" - 11/16" = 4 and 9/16". Of course, the freaking cheap table saw we have isn't so perfectly aligned, so I would up cutting at 4 and 7/16" to get the board I needed.
Did you use a calculator ?
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Red Ant on 06/23/07 at 1:30 am
Did you use a calculator ?
No, I didn't. I did it on the same piece of paper I wrote down the measurements for the cuts I needed to make. It only took longer since 11/16" was > 1/4".
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Henk on 06/23/07 at 2:17 am
LOL, for real! Karma to you, sir.
..and I didn't even add the :-
I had to subtract 11/16" from 5.25 inches today while cutting a piece of MDF (medium density fiberboard). Took me a minute to realize that 5.25 inches is 5 and 4/16", and that I had to convert an inch to 16/16" so I could do it. 4 and 20/16" - 11/16" = 4 and 9/16". Of course, the freaking cheap table saw we have isn't so perfectly aligned, so I would up cutting at 4 and 7/16" to get the board I needed.
What's there to be ashamed of? I know it would've taken me a whole lot longer than just one minute LOL ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Gis on 06/23/07 at 3:43 am
I was going to ask one or two questions and then offer some advice to a couple of younger members on these board but then I thought I can't be arsed, they're young, these things happen, that's life cos it's a bitch etc. :-[
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 06/23/07 at 6:38 am
I'm a Scorpio.
I'm a Pisces. ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: La Roche on 06/23/07 at 7:18 am
I can't do division.
I can never remember if Albania is north or south eastern Europe. (AND I'VE BEEN THERE!!)
I get Susan Sarandon and.. that woman.. errr... that other lady mixed up and call them the wrong names.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/23/07 at 10:35 am
I can't do simple arithmetic in my head (I NEED a calculator). I can do abstract thinking, and math concepts but simple arithmetic alludes me. ???
Cat
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Bobo on 06/23/07 at 1:46 pm
Shameful? How's this for outranking you all? I'm listening to Tchaikovsky. Well not the guy himself obviously because they didn't have CD players around in his day... never mind. As for me, I've done the mismatched sock thing since I was five years old and I've never once been ashamed about it.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/23/07 at 2:18 pm
Shameful? How's this for outranking you all? I'm listening to Tchaikovsky. Well not the guy himself obviously because they didn't have CD players around in his day... never mind. As for me, I've done the mismatched sock thing since I was five years old and I've never once been ashamed about it.
I don't think it is shameful to listen to Tchaikovsky. Personally, I like Mozart better than Tchaikovsky but that is a matter of opinion.
Cat
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/23/07 at 2:19 pm
I don't think it is shameful to listen to Tchaikovsky. Personally, I like Mozart better than Tchaikovsky but that is a matter of opinion.
Cat
Beethoven is my classical listening, I even studied to his music.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Tia on 06/23/07 at 2:39 pm
Beethoven is my classical listening, I even studied to his music.
bach's my man. although beethoven will do in a pinch.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/23/07 at 2:42 pm
bach's my man. although beethoven will do in a pinch.
Ah, Bach. He is right behind Mozart in my book.
Cat
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: statsqueen on 06/23/07 at 3:37 pm
I don't think it is shameful to listen to Tchaikovsky. Personally, I like Mozart better than Tchaikovsky but that is a matter of opinion.
Cat
I agree on both counts. Mozart is my favorite, but I enjoy Tchaikovsky as well.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: La Roche on 06/23/07 at 4:53 pm
bach's my man. although beethoven will do in a pinch.
This Bach's and it Rocks...la la la.. la de dee.
You can make them rhyme.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: whistledog on 06/23/07 at 5:52 pm
I'm a Pisces. ;D
"I Fall to Pisces"
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 06/23/07 at 9:05 pm
"I Fall to Pisces"
So you're a fish too?
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/23/07 at 9:07 pm
Oh, a shameful confession: I enjoy cleaning the lint from my dryer screen.
oh....karma to you! I love doing this too!!! :) :D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Marty McFly on 06/24/07 at 10:25 pm
-I actually own a Britney Spears poster and have it on my wall (it was a promotional giveaway at 7-11 for her 2001/'02 Oops I Did It Again tour). ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/24/07 at 10:28 pm
^ :o...for shame! :D ;) ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Marty McFly on 06/24/07 at 10:32 pm
^ :o...for shame! :D ;) ;D
Oh yeah, it's not that shameful (I wouldn't be admitting it if I really thought it was, lol) - plus, it's a cute picture of her and it's from the pre-KFed days.
I do like a couple of her songs, though. I guess that fits the bill a little more. ;)
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/24/07 at 10:41 pm
Oh yeah, it's not that shameful (I wouldn't be admitting it if I really thought it was, lol) - plus, it's a cute picture of her and it's from the pre-KFed days.
I do like a couple of her songs, though. I guess that fits the bill a little more. ;)
hahaah...when I first met Chris, I was cleaning his room for him...and what did I discover...but a Britney Spears poster...I threw it away! Now, to this day, I won't let him live it down..I tease him all the time about it. :D ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Marty McFly on 06/24/07 at 10:55 pm
^LOL, I guess that's another common thing between me and him. ;D Did he readily admit it, or was he embarrased about it even then (she had such huge popularity from the turn from 1998 into '99 through, like 2002 that anyone could kinda get away with liking her).
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Apricot on 06/24/07 at 11:05 pm
I don't think it is shameful to listen to Tchaikovsky. Personally, I like Mozart better than Tchaikovsky but that is a matter of opinion.
Tchaikovsky's "March Slav" is one of the best songs ever, I think. Although Mozart's usually better.
I think we're forgetting the TRUE best classical composer, though.. Berlioz.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: jackas on 06/25/07 at 2:06 pm
I hope you die.
;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: jackas on 06/25/07 at 2:21 pm
I don't know how to handwrite anymore.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: spaceace on 06/25/07 at 2:36 pm
I don't know how to handwrite anymore.
Print, cursive or both? I have trouble with cursive. :-[
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/25/07 at 3:43 pm
Print, cursive or both? I have trouble with cursive. :-[
I only use cursive when signing my name. Otherwise is is illegible (and even my printing sometimes is illegible, too). :-\\ Sign of a true genius-messy handwriting. :D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 06/25/07 at 3:48 pm
I bring a calculator sometimes when I'm out at a restaurant with my girlfriend.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: La Roche on 06/25/07 at 8:56 pm
I bring a calculator sometimes when I'm out at a restaurant with my girlfriend.
... and you wonder why she dumped you?!
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Red Ant on 06/25/07 at 10:27 pm
That sounds exactly like my handwriting. Apart from my name, I don't even think I remember how to write the rest of the alphabet in cursive.
I only use cursive when signing my name. Otherwise is is illegible (and even my printing sometimes is illegible, too). :-\\ Sign of a true genius-messy handwriting. :D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Step-chan on 06/25/07 at 10:37 pm
I bring a calculator sometimes when I'm out at a restaurant with my girlfriend.
I am a calculator.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/25/07 at 11:23 pm
^LOL, I guess that's another common thing between me and him. ;D Did he readily admit it, or was he embarrased about it even then (she had such huge popularity from the turn from 1998 into '99 through, like 2002 that anyone could kinda get away with liking her).
he was embarrased...he was like, "hey..shut up" ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/26/07 at 1:37 am
I bring a calculator sometimes when I'm out at a restaurant with my girlfriend.
For maths, I am doing my best to work out mathemaitc probelms by working out in my head or finally on paper.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: karen on 06/26/07 at 3:54 am
I bring a calculator sometimes when I'm out at a restaurant with my girlfriend.
Is this for working out the tip?
How much do you leave, 10% of the bill? 15%?
Say the bill was $38.50 then just shift the decimal point across to the left 10% is $3.85
15% is 10% plus 5%. so first calculate 10% as above then halve that amount and add the two totals
10% $3.85
5% $1.93
15% $5.78
I'd usually then round this up to the next whole pound
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/26/07 at 5:31 am
Is this for working out the tip?
How much do you leave, 10% of the bill? 15%?
Say the bill was $38.50 then just shift the decimal point across to the left 10% is $3.85
15% is 10% plus 5%. so first calculate 10% as above then halve that amount and add the two totals
10% $3.85
5% $1.93
15% $5.78
I'd usually then round this up to the next whole pound
It used to be the same formula for V.A.T. till it when up to 17.5%.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 06/26/07 at 6:32 am
... and you wonder why she dumped you?!
Hey fuknut,Her And I are still together but only part time.Depending on my work schedule,I'm able to see her after work if I end early at 2 or 230pm.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 06/26/07 at 6:35 am
Is this for working out the tip?
How much do you leave, 10% of the bill? 15%?
Say the bill was $38.50 then just shift the decimal point across to the left 10% is $3.85
15% is 10% plus 5%. so first calculate 10% as above then halve that amount and add the two totals
10% $3.85
5% $1.93
15% $5.78
I'd usually then round this up to the next whole pound
Yes On Sunday Her And I went for lunch and the total was 21.90 with a 1.70 tax/tip so Did I do the right thing by putting out a 5 dollar tip along with the total or was that a little bit too generous? ???
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: karen on 06/26/07 at 7:09 am
It used to be the same formula for V.A.T. till it when up to 17.5%.
So you just halve it again. i.e. 10% + 5% + 2.5%
Yes On Sunday Her And I went for lunch and the total was 21.90 with a 1.70 tax/tip so Did I do the right thing by putting out a 5 dollar tip along with the total or was that a little bit too generous? ???
Was the $1.70 tax or tip?
$5 sounds a bit generous to me unless the service was spectacular.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/26/07 at 7:11 am
So you just halve it again. i.e. 10% + 5% + 2.5%
...but slightly more complicated.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: SemperYoda on 06/26/07 at 7:44 am
... and you wonder why she dumped you?!
;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Green Lantern on 06/26/07 at 9:06 am
Yes On Sunday Her And I went for lunch and the total was 21.90 with a 1.70 tax/tip so Did I do the right thing by putting out a 5 dollar tip along with the total or was that a little bit too generous? ???
Howard ... here's my tip.
Next time the waiter expects a tip, tell him "there's a horse running in the 2.30pm race ... his name is 'Dusty Carpet' .... I reckon he can't be beat! " :D
P.S. Hopefully, you will get out of the restaurant alive .... :P :D ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: La Roche on 06/26/07 at 9:15 am
So you just halve it again. i.e. 10% + 5% + 2.5%
Was the $1.70 tax or tip?
$5 sounds a bit generous to me unless the service was spectacular.
No Karen, another thing you'll have to learn when you move here.. people actually tip.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: La Roche on 06/26/07 at 9:15 am
Hey fuknut,Her And I are still together but only part time.Depending on my work schedule,I'm able to see her after work if I end early at 2 or 230pm.
Careful what you saw Howard, my lawsuit against your defamation of the Asian people is still working it's way through the courts.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Marty McFly on 06/26/07 at 9:17 am
The "average" tip is 15%, which is pretty easy to figure out from the total. Just think what 1/10th of it is, and add half of that. So, if the bill is $20, that would be 3 bucks.
he was embarrased...he was like, "hey..shut up" ;D
;D
If it's any consolation to him, you can tell him he's not the only one. Plus, I just got teased the other night when I was playing a mix CD in my buddy's car. Actually, most people I know like '80s/early '90s music, so I usually get applauded for that (unless it's some really cheesy soundtrack song or something). Anyway, when it got to "Sometimes", this guy was like "Dude I can't believe you have this. I'm trying to forget this ever existed." :D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: SemperYoda on 06/26/07 at 9:27 am
No Karen, another thing you'll have to learn when you move here.. people actually tip.
Ya, alot of places, their wages are directly affected by the fact that they will make tips. So, if they dont make as much on tips, they wont have that much money.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/26/07 at 9:53 am
Is this for working out the tip?
How much do you leave, 10% of the bill? 15%?
Say the bill was $38.50 then just shift the decimal point across to the left 10% is $3.85
15% is 10% plus 5%. so first calculate 10% as above then halve that amount and add the two totals
10% $3.85
5% $1.93
15% $5.78
I'd usually then round this up to the next whole pound
I always have a hard time figuring out the tip so my solution is to turn to Carlos and ask, "How much should I leave?" :D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: karen on 06/26/07 at 10:23 am
No Karen, another thing you'll have to learn when you move here.. people actually tip.
I didn't say don't leave a tip did I? I just said that on $21 $5 was a bit generous. Given that the consensus seems to be on 15% I'd leave between $3 and $4 depending on the level of service. If the service was truly awful I'd probably just round it up to the next 'whole' amount.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/26/07 at 10:27 am
^ I usually leave a tip at the amount of 10% of the price concerned and provided that the service was up to standard.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 06/26/07 at 1:37 pm
So you just halve it again. i.e. 10% + 5% + 2.5%
Was the $1.70 tax or tip?
$5 sounds a bit generous to me unless the service was spectacular.
Karen,$1.70 was the tax so I added and it came out to $3.40 so I put out an extra dollar if you want to call it that.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 06/26/07 at 1:39 pm
Careful what you saw Howard, my lawsuit against your defamation of the Asian people is still working it's way through the courts.
;D that lawsuit's still going on? ::)
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: La Roche on 06/26/07 at 4:27 pm
;D that lawsuit's still going on? ::)
Your hateful rhetoric towards the Asian people shan't be forgotten. It upsets me greatly.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: La Roche on 06/26/07 at 4:29 pm
I didn't say don't leave a tip did I? I just said that on $21 $5 was a bit generous. Given that the consensus seems to be on 15% I'd leave between $3 and $4 depending on the level of service. If the service was truly awful I'd probably just round it up to the next 'whole' amount.
15% may be the accepted figure, but generally it's going to be a little higher than that.
Put it this way, if I get say.. a $30 bill, I'm gonna leave 7-8 bucks.
You have to remember, here in the U.S waiters and waitresses generally get paid less than almost any other job, that being said, if they're any good at their jobs they'll earn a lot more, seeing as on even a not so busy night you can be clearing 2-3 tables in an hour.. average of say $30 a meal, you're looking at something like $20 in tips.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Barefoot_Blues on 06/26/07 at 6:22 pm
I laugh when I'm nervous. :-\\ ;D :-\\
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: loki 13 on 06/26/07 at 7:24 pm
Put it this way, if I get say.. a $30 bill, I'm gonna leave 7-8 bucks.
I would round that up to a $10 tip. I tend to overtip, I worked as a bartender for a time and it would bug me to see someone
sit in the bar all day and leave a $2 tip. I swore I would never be that person so I figure my tip at 20% and add up to the next
$5 increment or $5 dollars for each person sitting at the table, which ever is larger is the tip.
I also tend to tip people no one else does; The kid who bags groceries, the gas station attendant, the guy who repairs
my tires, basically anyone who does a service, I tip.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: La Roche on 06/26/07 at 10:10 pm
I would round that up to a $10 tip. I tend to overtip, I worked as a bartender for a time and it would bug me to see someone
sit in the bar all day and leave a $2 tip. I swore I would never be that person so I figure my tip at 20% and add up to the next
$5 increment or $5 dollars for each person sitting at the table, which ever is larger is the tip.
I also tend to tip people no one else does; The kid who bags groceries, the gas station attendant, the guy who repairs
my tires, basically anyone who does a service, I tip.
I'm generally the same way, at resteraunts I'll usually drop somewhere around 20%, I tip my barber, I tip bartenders, I also tip if my grocerys are taken to the care, whenever I've had to get someone to walk the dogs, I've tipped, like you say, if it's a service, a tip is good. Not gas station attendants or tire guys though, a) I pump my own gas, b) I pay enough for the goddam tires and labor! ;D
I did however tip the mechanic I took my car to recently, but that's 'cus he's a buddy and he fitted a new starter for next to nothing.. and it wasn't a monetary tip, I bought a 24 pack after work. ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 06/27/07 at 7:04 am
Your hateful rhetoric towards the Asian people shan't be forgotten. It upsets me greatly.
I'm sorry you feel that way.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: La Roche on 06/27/07 at 10:20 am
I'm sorry you feel that way.
That's really not good enough. We demand reparations!
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: jackas on 06/27/07 at 6:46 pm
Print, cursive or both? I have trouble with cursive. :-[
Cursive. :)
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: jackas on 06/27/07 at 6:48 pm
... and you wonder why she dumped you?!
It wasn't because of the calculator....it was because he brought her to Sizzler. :D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 06/27/07 at 8:24 pm
It wasn't because of the calculator....it was because he brought her to Sizzler. :D
No,It was Villa Marguerita.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: KKay on 06/27/07 at 8:48 pm
I can't do math.
I like to brush my teeth in the shower.
I'm a shameless flirt.
i take money from my husband everyday for coffee and dont' tell him.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 06/28/07 at 4:08 am
I'm a shameless flirt.
i take money from my husband everyday for coffee and dont' tell him.
shameless flirts are best when slightly drunk :D & as for the coffee money? good for you, he probably knows but doesn't care
... uhh, I'm gonna need some truth serum before I go divulging my shameless confessions ???
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 06/28/07 at 6:10 am
That's really not good enough. We demand reparations!
NO! :P
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: rock and rye on 06/28/07 at 6:45 am
I ate the last slice of pizza
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Apricot on 06/28/07 at 9:24 am
i take money from my husband everyday for coffee and dont' tell him.
Up until I had my job, I would pilfer a buck a day from my parents (usually the house change jar or sometimes random bills left lying around) and buy a soda with it whilst walking the dog.
I did that damn near every day? Why? Because my family vehemently drinks diet EVERYTHING... I totally showed them.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Apricot on 06/28/07 at 9:25 am
I ate the last slice of pizza
You get the Hell out of here right now before I kill you.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: rock and rye on 06/28/07 at 10:02 am
You get the Hell out of here right now before I kill you.
c'mon that pizza was askin' for it, it was actin yummy
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Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Apricot on 06/28/07 at 10:14 am
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This.. this is hilarious. ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: La Roche on 06/28/07 at 11:59 am
Seeing as we're talking about theft.. I probably stole $300 worth of printer paper from my High School. I'd just walk in to the supply closet and carry a pack out whenever I needed some. Man I printed a lot of album covers.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/28/07 at 12:08 pm
I ate the last slice of pizza
So it was YOU who did it.
Cat
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Apricot on 06/28/07 at 1:50 pm
Seeing as we're talking about theft.. I probably stole $300 worth of printer paper from my High School. I'd just walk in to the supply closet and carry a pack out whenever I needed some. Man I printed a lot of album covers.
I used to take a bunch of school paper, but not nearly that amount.
Our school was gonna throw away a bunch of keyboards one time.. so I took them.. and I now use them to beat people.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/28/07 at 2:16 pm
I ate the last slice of pizza
I have the shameful confession of liking cold pizza in the morning for breakfast.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 06/28/07 at 2:20 pm
I ate the last slice of pizza
I was hungry. :(
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 06/28/07 at 2:21 pm
I used to have a compulsion to steal. :(
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: La Roche on 06/28/07 at 4:21 pm
I used to take a bunch of school paper, but not nearly that amount.
Our school was gonna throw away a bunch of keyboards one time.. so I took them.. and I now use them to beat people.
Hahaha, that's great.
We basically just used to steal for the principal of theft. Go ahead and make big fires out of things, throws rocks at them.. during the winter, drop them through ice.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: rock and rye on 06/28/07 at 4:26 pm
So it was YOU who did it.
Cat
yeah, it was me. i'm a pathetic excuse for a human being, i know...
I have the shameful confession of liking cold pizza in the morning for breakfast.
oh i love that! mmmm...haha its a guy thing.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Green Lantern on 06/28/07 at 4:43 pm
Well, I confess that I get a kick out of reading all your shameful confessions. Being so darned prefect purrfect I mean perfect, I have absolutely nothing to confess, so I am able to gloat at you mere mortals. :P
What? You want me to be serious? :o
Ok ... I confess that in the way- way distant past, I might have had the odd piece of software, music etc; residing on my computer that 'fell off the back of a truck' .... :-[ :-[ :-[
but ... I have since 'seen the light' ........ and it's all all gone! But in any case ... I also confess that I'm not really ashamed of that ... I'm proud! 8)
Plus being 'born again' by confessing, I can now go back to gloating! Yay!
:D ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: KKay on 06/28/07 at 6:13 pm
^ you still have to have tons and tons of space between your message and your "punchline".
???
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Green Lantern on 06/28/07 at 6:59 pm
^ you still have to have tons and tons of space between your message and your "punchline".
???
tons and tons of space between your message and your "punchline".
??? ??? ??? .... if you're wanting to beat me up for having approx. 3 inches of white space in THAT post ^^ (oh deary me ... ::) ). I suspect you'd have been better off making that statement in a more relevant post ...
^^ That's 'tons and tons of space' ?? Well, I've told you a thousand times before, 'don't exaggerate!' :P :D
I suppose you always have the option of reporting me to the moderators and seeing if they want to get heavy with me for consuming all that valuable 'real estate' on this site .. ::) ... I suppose some people frown on people having an individual style .... being an individual ...?
I often have the spacing to try to introduce some surprise element/ an element of timing, whatever. Perhaps I overdo it a bit, you know somethings coming, and obviously you like Queen Victoria, appear to be 'not amused'....
I guess it must be so onerous to use the page down buttons/ just scroll right through my posts, or ignore them altogether ...
So sorry to consistently upset you in this regard ::) ... but as a bit of a 'non-conformist' (within reason) ... I suspect unfortunately I am likely to persist ...
"Call the police !!"
:D ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: whistledog on 06/28/07 at 7:16 pm
tons and tons of space between your message and your "punchline".
??? ??? ??? .... if you're wanting to beat me up for having approx. 3 inches of white space in THAT post ^^ (oh deary me ... ::) ). I suspect you'd have been better off making that statement in a more relevant post ...
^^ That's 'tons and tons of space' ?? Well, I've told you a thousand times before, 'don't exaggerate!' :P :D
I suppose you always have the option of reporting me to the moderators and seeing if they want to get heavy with me for consuming all that valuable 'real estate' on this site .. ::) ... I suppose some people frown on people having an individual style .... being an individual ...?
I often have the spacing to try to introduce some surprise element/ an element of timing, whatever. Perhaps I overdo it a bit, you know somethings coming, and obviously you like Queen Victoria, appear to be 'not amused'....
I guess it must be so onerous to use the page down buttons/ just scroll right through my posts, or ignore them altogether ...
So sorry to consistently upset you in this regard ::) ... but as a bit of a 'non-conformist' (within reason) ... I suspect unfortunately I am likely to persist ...
"Call the police !!"
:D ;D
quit wasting space :D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Green Lantern on 06/28/07 at 7:22 pm
quit wasting space :D
??? >:( >:( This guy 'whistledog' just wasted a whole heap of space! >:( >:(
Hey 'whistledog' ! I'm reporting you to a moderator
Yourself!
Whistledog!
:D ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: KKay on 06/30/07 at 2:34 pm
quit wasting space :D
;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/30/07 at 2:57 pm
quit wasting space :D
Wasting space, he was using it!
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 06/30/07 at 6:39 pm
Wasting space, he was using it!
And a whole lot of it too. ::)
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: spaceace on 06/30/07 at 8:11 pm
And a whole lot of it too. ::)
It's his space, let him use it. :)
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Green Lantern on 06/30/07 at 8:28 pm
It's his space, let him use it. :)
The master has spoken ^ .... I am but a humble amateur compared to .............
^
Space
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Ace! :D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: spaceace on 06/30/07 at 8:33 pm
The master has spoken ^ .... I am but a humble amateur compared to .............
^
Space
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Ace! :D
I shamefully confess that's a bit much for me. :o
Karma for the shock-value. ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Green Lantern on 06/30/07 at 8:47 pm
I shamefully confess that's a bit much for me. :o
Karma for the shock-value. ;D
Too much space for space-ace? .... I ... I must be overdoing it! :-Karma for the shock-value.
I shocked you? :-[ I didn't mean to do that ... :\'(
My apologies.
Seems the least I can do is return you
some Karma .... to make you feel calmer!
:D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: spaceace on 06/30/07 at 9:01 pm
I guess it was that huge card that throw me for a loop. No problem. 8)
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Green Lantern on 06/30/07 at 9:08 pm
I guess it was that huge card that throw me for a loop. No problem. 8)
Oh. Was that all?
^
Space
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Ace
(Now we're cooking! :D )
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/30/07 at 9:59 pm
^hahaha..I like how you think! ;)
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Green Lantern on 06/30/07 at 11:38 pm
^hahaha..I like how you think! ;)
My god ... what is this ^ ... Flattery? A compliment ... :o .... 'I think I'm about to have a 'cardiac arrest' !
Oh shucks ... no I won't let it go to my head. The lady was just being totally honest. How could she not have ..
A QUIRKy sense of humour! :D
'Good on you Quirk' ... looks like we have something in common.
:) ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: spaceace on 07/01/07 at 8:47 am
Oh. Was that all?
^
Space
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Ace
(Now we're cooking! :D )
That is kinda cute. :) Thank you so much for considering my mental wellbeing. :)
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/01/07 at 5:00 pm
^It gives us all some breathing space.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Green Lantern on 07/01/07 at 5:38 pm
Posted by: Philip Eno
Insert Quote
^It gives us all some breathing space.
Well, I suppose it's possible to have too much of a good thing .....
"Danger, danger, Will Robinson" - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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"I seem to be 'Lost in Space" - - - - - - - - - -
That's right! He should be going 'that-away' -> ;D )
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/02/07 at 2:37 am
Everyone needs a space to think.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 07/02/07 at 6:47 am
Everyone needs a space to think.
We All Do,Phil.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/06/07 at 3:02 am
...here's my midnight confession. I like to wear clothes out. I mean I wear them until they rip or tear and then I still wear them. my favorite shirt is a black long sleeve concert tee I got at a concert featuring the rock band Boston. It's my all time favorite shirt and it has about 2-3 rips or holes in it but i wont throw it away. I just don't care to buy new clothes unless I absolutely need something new for an occasion.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/06/07 at 4:29 am
...here's my midnight confession. I like to wear clothes out. I mean I wear them until they rip or tear and then I still wear them. my favorite shirt is a black long sleeve concert tee I got at a concert featuring the rock band Boston. It's my all time favorite shirt and it has about 2-3 rips or holes in it but i wont throw it away. I just don't care to buy new clothes unless I absolutely need something new for an occasion.
I wear clothes when I go out too!
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Apricot on 07/06/07 at 9:24 am
I wear clothes when I go out too!
Eh, I used to, but now I figure.. I'm gonna get naked later.. and I'm not naked now.. and then I just cut out the middle man.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 07/06/07 at 3:41 pm
I wear clothes when I go out too!
Same as me Phil.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 07/07/07 at 4:40 am
My confession isn't as shameful as it is weird, but shameful nonetheless.
Sometimes when I'm all alone at somebody's house, I like to clean it and pretend it's mine. After I'm finished cleaning, I'll have a cigarette and something to drink and marvel at "my place." LOL I know it's weird, and I do it to my mom's apartment and my friend Deder's house all the time.
Weird?
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/07/07 at 4:56 am
My confession isn't as shameful as it is weird, but shameful nonetheless.
Sometimes when I'm all alone at somebody's house, I like to clean it and pretend it's mine. After I'm finished cleaning, I'll have a cigarette and something to drink and marvel at "my place." LOL I know it's weird, and I do it to my mom's apartment and my friend Deder's house all the time.
Weird?
Does you mother discreetly clean your home as well?
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 07/07/07 at 6:48 am
I used to collect bottles and cans.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/07/07 at 8:44 am
I used to collect bottles and cans.
For recycling?
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 07/07/07 at 4:03 pm
Does you mother discreetly clean your home as well?
lol What do you mean? Like, does she clean my home? I don't have one.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: lorac61469 on 07/07/07 at 4:34 pm
My confession isn't as shameful as it is weird, but shameful nonetheless.
Sometimes when I'm all alone at somebody's house, I like to clean it and pretend it's mine. After I'm finished cleaning, I'll have a cigarette and something to drink and marvel at "my place." LOL I know it's weird, and I do it to my mom's apartment and my friend Deder's house all the time.
Weird?
I think this confession must be studied in depth. Can you arrive at my home by 8 A.M. so that I may observe this. I will provide all cleaning products. You just need to show up and clean, clean, clean. ;D :D ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: gemini on 07/07/07 at 4:53 pm
The "average" tip is 15%
Then I guess my confession is I always thought it was 20%. :-[
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/07/07 at 4:55 pm
Then I guess my confession is I always thought it was 20%. :-[
I deal with only a 10% tip.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/07/07 at 4:57 pm
My confession isn't as shameful as it is weird, but shameful nonetheless.
Sometimes when I'm all alone at somebody's house, I like to clean it and pretend it's mine. After I'm finished cleaning, I'll have a cigarette and something to drink and marvel at "my place." LOL I know it's weird, and I do it to my mom's apartment and my friend Deder's house all the time.
Weird?
So, when are you coming to my house? We will make sure that we are gone and leave you some cigs & something to drink. ;)
Cat
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: gemini on 07/07/07 at 4:58 pm
I deal with only a 10% tip.
I guess I've made alot of waitresses and waiters pretty happy! ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 07/07/07 at 5:23 pm
So, when are you coming to my house? We will make sure that we are gone and leave you some cigs & something to drink. ;)
Cat
I think this confession must be studied in depth. Can you arrive at my home by 8 A.M. so that I may observe this. I will provide all cleaning products. You just need to show up and clean, clean, clean. ;D :D ;D
Hahaha! I'd be glad to.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 07/07/07 at 5:34 pm
I would round that up to a $10 tip. I tend to overtip, I worked as a bartender for a time and it would bug me to see someone
sit in the bar all day and leave a $2 tip. I swore I would never be that person so I figure my tip at 20% and add up to the next
$5 increment or $5 dollars for each person sitting at the table, which ever is larger is the tip.
I also tend to tip people no one else does; The kid who bags groceries, the gas station attendant, the guy who repairs
my tires, basically anyone who does a service, I tip.
That is very kind of you. I do the same. It always surprised me though when I would get a tip working at the library for showing somebody how to use the xerox or actually making the copies for them. I just considered it part of my job. I would always try to refuse the tip since I wasn't "supposed" to accept tips, and it never really amounted to anything earth-shattering, a dollar every now and then or the change from a dollar leftover from the xerox they just used. I always appreciated the tip though and always said thank you.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: lorac61469 on 07/07/07 at 7:04 pm
I also tend to tip people no one else does; The kid who bags groceries, the gas station attendant, the guy who repairs
my tires, basically anyone who does a service, I tip.
My dad is the same way, tips everyone. The paper boy, the flower delivery guy, the lady who does his laundry, plus many more.
My shameful confession is that I can drink over a 6 pack of Diet Coke in one day.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 07/07/07 at 7:45 pm
For recycling?
Yes till I later didn't want to collect them anymore because it was a bad habit.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/09/07 at 3:53 am
one of my shameful confessions is that early in the year 2001, I kept track of the countdown of days until the movie Lord Of The Rings "Fellowship Of The Ring" was released in December & took Julie on opening day.she was 12 then & would still go to a movie alone with her dad, but not anymore :(
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: spaceace on 07/09/07 at 10:45 am
one of my shameful confessions is that early in the year 2001, I kept track of the countdown of days until the movie Lord Of The Rings "Fellowship Of The Ring" was released in December & took Julie on opening day.she was 12 then & would still go to a movie alone with her dad, but not anymore :(
Wait till she's about 35 then she'll want to watch movies with you again. I now enjoy seeing movies with my Dad. :)
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Green Lantern on 07/09/07 at 11:05 am
Wait till she's about 35 then she'll want to watch movies with you again. I now enjoy seeing movies with my Dad. :)
Good in theory ^ :)
Except in practice, Badfinger is likely to need an ear-trumpet by then to hear it ...
and a telescope to watch it!
:P ;D
P.S. I doubt Arnie will be seeming too hot either though, as he 'struts' his stuff in 'Terminator 10'
("I'll be jack ... no make that mac .... or was it back? Yes that's it! "I'll be back" (though I doubt YOU will ! ) :D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: statsqueen on 07/09/07 at 11:10 am
I guess I've made alot of waitresses and waiters pretty happy! ;D
My dad always told me to leave 20%, so I guess I'm in the same boat as you!
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: spaceace on 07/09/07 at 11:11 am
Good in theory ^ :)
Except in practice, Badfinger is likely to need an ear-trumpet by then to hear it ...
and a telescope to watch it!
:P ;D
P.S. I doubt Arnie will be seeming too hot either though, as he 'struts' his stuff in 'Terminator 10'
("I'll be jack ... no make that mac .... or was it back? Yes that's it! "I'll be back" (though I doubt YOU will ! ) :D
My Dad's got hearing aides. Needless to say I John Wayne rolls over in his grave every time we watch a movie.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/09/07 at 2:41 pm
Wait till she's about 35 then she'll want to watch movies with you again. I now enjoy seeing movies with my Dad. :)
you mean I gotta wait 15 more years for her to come back to me :(
Good in theory ^ :)
Except in practice, Badfinger is likely to need an ear-trumpet by then to hear it ...
and a telescope to watch it!
:P ;D
P.S. I doubt Arnie will be seeming too hot either though, as he 'struts' his stuff in 'Terminator 10'
("I'll be jack ... no make that mac .... or was it back? Yes that's it! "I'll be back" (though I doubt YOU will ! ) :D
exactly, I'll be an old cronie, and she'll be watching movies with me as she's spoon feeding me oatmeal
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/09/07 at 2:46 pm
My shameful confession is that I have Harry Potter fever. (Just pre-ordered the last book today ;D ;D )
Cat
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/09/07 at 4:08 pm
Hello, my name's Hawk, and I have a shameful confession string:
-I am a karaoke junkie.
-I need at least 3 hugs a day. (Used to be 2, but with inflation, y'know...)
-I know the soundtrack to "Rocky Horror" and "Shock Treatment" by heart.
-I secretly wish I was as sex-crazed as Howard.
More later.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 07/09/07 at 4:16 pm
Hello, my name's Hawk, and I have a shameful confession string:
-I am a karaoke junkie.
-I need at least 3 hugs a day. (Used to be 2, but with inflation, y'know...)
-I know the soundtrack to "Rocky Horror" and "Shock Treatment" by heart.
-I secretly wish I was as sex-crazed as Howard.
More later.
You wish you had the testosterone level like I do. ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Tia on 07/09/07 at 4:22 pm
You wish you had the testosterone level like I do. ;D
having a little build up, are we? :P
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 07/09/07 at 4:22 pm
having a little build up, are we? :P
I have sex on the brain,What does HE have? ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/09/07 at 4:30 pm
I have sex on the brain,What does HE have? ;D
I have the brain for sex.
Although usually, I can't think of anything without relating music to it.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 07/09/07 at 4:31 pm
I have the brain for sex.
Although usually, I can't think of anything without relating music to it.
What kind of music is that?
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/09/07 at 5:41 pm
What kind of music is that?
Usually either good '80s rock, or some jazz by Wynton Marsalis or Thelonious Monk.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 07/09/07 at 5:42 pm
Usually either good '80s rock, or some jazz by Wynton Marsalis or Thelonious Monk.
I like Barry White music to make out with.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/09/07 at 5:58 pm
I like Barry White music to make out with.
Practice what you preach, baby!
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: La Roche on 07/09/07 at 5:58 pm
I like Barry White music to make out with.
.. that could be where you're going wrong.
Howard, women like hardcore gangsta rap when they're making out, didn't anybody tell you?
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/09/07 at 7:00 pm
.. that could be where you're going wrong.
Howard, women like hardcore gangsta rap when they're making out, didn't anybody tell you?
Oh, I'm sure many women like hearing about being banged with Maglites and being called "hos", and hearing "suck my (CENSORED), bee-yatch!"
*stifling a giggle, a la Dr. Giggles*
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Step-chan on 07/09/07 at 7:07 pm
.. that could be where you're going wrong.
Howard, women like hardcore gangsta rap when they're making out, didn't anybody tell you?
LOL
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 07/09/07 at 7:18 pm
Sometimes I laugh at jokes that are really dumb/or that go over my head.
I also often swear at people while they're on mute still talking, lol. ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: La Roche on 07/09/07 at 11:44 pm
Oh, I'm sure many women like hearing about being banged with Maglites and being called "hos", and hearing "suck my (CENSORED), bee-yatch!"
*stifling a giggle, a la Dr. Giggles*
It gets them in the mood.. subliminal suggestion.
"She was only thirteen the ho, but that sick bitch sucked dick like a specialized pro!"
It gets the idea in to their heads and then a little seductive magic from Howard (a mallet perhaps?) and hey presto.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/10/07 at 1:30 am
It gets them in the mood.. subliminal suggestion.
"She was only thirteen the ho, but that sick bitch sucked dick like a specialized pro!"
It gets the idea in to their heads and then a little seductive magic from Howard (a mallet perhaps?) and hey presto.
Isn't that a line from "KKK Bitch", by Ice-T?
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 07/10/07 at 6:52 am
.. that could be where you're going wrong.
Howard, women like hardcore gangsta rap when they're making out, didn't anybody tell you?
Yeah,unless your girl is Missy Elliott or Lil' Kim. ::)
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: KKay on 07/10/07 at 6:55 am
as i get older i learn less and forget what i've learned.
when i'm at work i don't care about my appearance but when it's free time, i'm always checking to be sure i look ok.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: La Roche on 07/10/07 at 11:01 am
Isn't that a line from "KKK Bitch", by Ice-T?
I can honestly say I have no idea, I must have heard it somewhere, it was just in my mind when I wanted to say something.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/10/07 at 12:56 pm
I don't follow the advice I give to others.
I like Gilmore Girls, which I am not ashamed of... But people tease me for it, so I guess it fits here. Also in that category are: Spongebob Squarepants, Friends, and... well, I like a lot of chick flicks! Buahahaha.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 07/10/07 at 4:14 pm
I used to eat out of the garbage,find food and eat it. :(
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 07/10/07 at 5:15 pm
Sometimes I cry way too much... and then not cry for months... lol
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: La Roche on 07/11/07 at 12:21 pm
I used to eat out of the garbage,find food and eat it. :(
Nothing wrong with that, way I figure it, if it's in a box, it's clean.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 07/11/07 at 4:49 pm
Nothing wrong with that, way I figure it, if it's in a box, it's clean.
Or for me,if it was on top of the garbage,I'd grab it and eat it.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/11/07 at 9:52 pm
Or for me,if it was on top of the garbage,I'd grab it and eat it.
Howard. when you do that, you're probably taking the food from a baby raccoons mouth
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/11/07 at 10:16 pm
Howard. when you do that, you're probably taking the food from a baby raccoons mouth
;D for shame!
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/11/07 at 10:19 pm
;D for shame!
I agree. ;D he needs to stick with the subway sandwiches and not eat leftover, decomposing food off the garbage
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/11/07 at 10:20 pm
I agree. ;D he needs to stick with the subway sandwiches and not eat leftover, decomposing food off the garbage
ah gawd...could you just imagine picking food from a dumpster and eating it....that's like a nightmare for me. :o
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/11/07 at 10:24 pm
ah gawd...could you just imagine picking food from a dumpster and eating it....that's like a nightmare for me. :o
he musta been really hungry to do that
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/11/07 at 10:25 pm
he musta been really hungry to do that
I suppose so. :-\\
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Green Lantern on 07/11/07 at 10:32 pm
I used to eat out of the garbage,find food and eat it. :(
Which reminds me .... I used to sit in the pub drinking a beer ... and for a few months (15/20 ? Years ago?) ... was watching to see if anyone left a nearly full glass of beer. Then I'd tip the contents into my glass ... to save a bit of money. :-[ When I later told a friend about this .. he reckoned I was playing a dangerous game .... could pick up hepatitis or something like that. That put me off the habit ......
Still, I have felt chronically tired /lacking energy since around that time ... wonder if I did pick something up .....nothing the doctors have been able to detect though ....
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/11/07 at 10:35 pm
Which reminds me .... I used to sit in the pub drinking a beer ... and for a few months (15/20 ? Years ago?) ... was watching to see if anyone left a nearly full glass of beer. Then I'd tip the contents into my glass ... to save a bit of money. :-[ When I later told a friend about this .. he reckoned I was playing a dangerous game .... could pick up hepatitis or something like that. That put me off the habit ......
Still, I have felt chronically tired /lacking energy since around that time ... wonder if I did pick something up .....nothing the doctors have been able to detect though ....
reminds me of the scene in Caddyshack, where Judge Smails nephew Spalding is sneaking leftover drinks and drinks out of a glass with a cigarette butt in it and gets sick.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 07/12/07 at 6:44 am
ah gawd...could you just imagine picking food from a dumpster and eating it....that's like a nightmare for me. :o
No,I never did that sort of thing. :P
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 07/12/07 at 6:44 am
he musta been really hungry to do that
No Mike,was just a compulsion. :(
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/12/07 at 10:26 am
I sometimes feel like I have touch people/things. I get embarrassed when I can't help it... D=
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: whistledog on 07/12/07 at 1:26 pm
... that I am right now listening to Hanson :D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/12/07 at 1:29 pm
... that I am right now listening to Hanson :D
Can you turn it off please?
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: whistledog on 07/12/07 at 1:45 pm
Can you turn it off please?
I was listening to it on ...
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000006TT3.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/12/07 at 1:46 pm
I was listening to it on ...
http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/139381.jpg
Could you not skip the track?
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: whistledog on 07/12/07 at 1:54 pm
Could you not skip the track?
I was too lazy ;D
Plus, MMMBop is the first song on 'Now 37' lol
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/12/07 at 1:55 pm
I was too lazy ;D
Plus, MMMBop is the first song on 'Now 37' lol
First track! You must had been lazy?
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/12/07 at 2:34 pm
... that I am right now listening to Hanson :D
I love Hanson! Some of their newer stuff is just great!
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/12/07 at 4:07 pm
I sometimes feel like I have touch people/things. I get embarrassed when I can't help it... D=
"The time I like is the rush hour, 'cuz I like the rush.
The pushing of the people- I like it oh-so-much.
Such a mass of motion...do not know where it goes...
I move with the movement and...I have the touch."
I Have The Touch- Peter Gabriel
A perfect song for those with the impulse to touch.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: La Roche on 07/12/07 at 4:29 pm
Which reminds me .... I used to sit in the pub drinking a beer ... and for a few months (15/20 ? Years ago?) ... was watching to see if anyone left a nearly full glass of beer. Then I'd tip the contents into my glass ... to save a bit of money. :-[ When I later told a friend about this .. he reckoned I was playing a dangerous game .... could pick up hepatitis or something like that. That put me off the habit ......
Still, I have felt chronically tired /lacking energy since around that time ... wonder if I did pick something up .....nothing the doctors have been able to detect though ....
Ever clear the bar?
Uuuggghh, several times I've gone clubbing and ended up with a couple of mates going from one end of the bar to the other necking everything in the glasses left over.. disgusting usually.. end up absolutely leathered, but still, if one of your mates dares you, you really just have to do it don't you. ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: lorac61469 on 07/12/07 at 4:42 pm
Howard. when you do that, you're probably taking the food from a baby raccoons mouth
Damn raccoons...they've torn open my trash more times than I can count, left muddy paw prints all over my husband's truck and got into my garage and knocked everything off the shelves.
My confession...I hate this black walnut cake that my step-father-in-law makes at Christmastime, but I lie to him and say I like it, so that I won't hurt his feelings.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/12/07 at 4:43 pm
I dream about people I've never even met. o_O
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/13/07 at 3:44 am
I will occasionally have foul wind, and blame it on the cat.
(Sometimes, it works- like after he's eaten tuna)
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/13/07 at 5:17 am
I will occasionally have foul wind, and blame it on the cat.
(Sometimes, it works- like after he's eaten tuna)
Is is the same when you eat tuna?
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/13/07 at 5:33 am
Is is the same when you eat tuna?
No....tuna doesn't do that to me.
Pineapple, on the other hand....
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/13/07 at 5:43 am
No....tuna doesn't do that to me.
Pineapple, on the other hand....
...and baked beans?
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 07/13/07 at 3:42 pm
...and baked beans?
Yes baked Beans will do that to you. ;D :P
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Green Lantern on 07/13/07 at 10:13 pm
I will occasionally have foul wind, and blame it on the cat.
(Sometimes, it works- like after he's eaten tuna)
Stay away from chicken too. That's bound to lead to FOWL ... I meant foul wind. :D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Tia on 01/19/08 at 9:01 am
i like dane cook. :-[
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Philip Eno on 01/20/08 at 9:23 am
Yes baked Beans will do that to you. ;D :P
Nothing wrong with Baked Beans!
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/20/08 at 9:12 pm
i like dane cook. :-[
Damn you.
DAMN YOU TO HELL!
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 01/21/08 at 7:22 am
Nothing wrong with Baked Beans!
It's good with Franks and Mustard.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Green Lantern on 01/21/08 at 7:41 am
I confess that whilst I might admire the wisdom of the 3 wise monkeys (speak, hear, see no evil) ... that being only recently descended from them, I have not inherited THEIR traits of wisdom, but rather, more primitive mechanisms of fight or flight. Hence if I see unjust 'evil' / provocation .... I'm likely to attack it back ! >:(
So much for being a 'smart' ape. :(
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: KKay on 01/21/08 at 7:46 am
^ I know some people like that...I am a person like that!
I used to say all kinds of stupid, racist things as a kid, not knowing what they meant.
I really didn't learn until highschool.
i never saw anyone seem to mind.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 01/21/08 at 5:18 pm
I'm sometimes so paralyzed about making decisions/plans (because I'm afraid of making the wrong decision/plan) that I end up not making any decision at all (which I guess is technically a decision). Or I will just try to make the decision that will ultimately benefit most the person that I am with, rather then something that would be to my advantage.
Sometimes I'm so digusted at how I feel like a neglected puppy begging for attention and affection from people. I should just toughen up and not really care if I get noticed or not.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/21/08 at 5:54 pm
I'm sometimes so paralyzed about making decisions/plans (because I'm afraid of making the wrong decision/plan) that I end up not making any decision at all (which I guess is technically a decision). Or I will just try to make the decision that will ultimately benefit most the person that I am with, rather then something that would be to my advantage.
Sometimes I'm so digusted at how I feel like a neglected puppy begging for attention and affection from people. I should just toughen up and not really care if I get noticed or not.
I can totally relate. I have always had such a tough time deciding things (hence the reason why I am nearly 31...and haven't done too much with my life....yet.). Ah, there's always hope though, right? I have so many ideas...I just feel like I don't have the means to fulfill them....sad really. :-\\
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/21/08 at 10:35 pm
sometimes I stay on page 1 of Playful Penguin Place and don't look at the next pages... for shame :-[
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Green Lantern on 01/21/08 at 10:48 pm
sometimes I stay on page 1 of Playful Penguin Place and don't look at the next pages... for shame :-http://www.xtremepccentral.com/forums/images/smilies/nono.gif
You just don't know what you might be missing. Such as 'World's most hated thread ever !?!?' .... which I think I can safely say (puffs chest with pride) ... belongs at the ass end of the playful penguin place ! :-[
(Actually, it belongs in another galaxy , somewhere FAR FAR away ................... 8-P :D ).
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Reynolds1863 on 01/21/08 at 11:32 pm
I like rubber duckies. I have a rubber ducky shower curtain, soap dish and toothbrush holder. :-[
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Green Lantern on 01/22/08 at 12:16 am
I like rubber duckies. I have a rubber ducky shower curtain, soap dish and toothbrush holder. :-http://www.toymania.com/news/images/0703_duck.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7d/Geek_rubber_duck.jpg/531px-Geek_rubber_duck.jpg
http://www.wateruseitwiselystore.com/images/products/wuiw012.jpg
http://z.about.com/d/hotels/1/0/d/5/mci_rubber_duck.jpg
https://www2089.ssldomain.com/grassrootsenvironmentalproducts/productimages/W6633-LRG.jpg
Hopefully you can see all those without any dreaded 'red x's' ... which I read some people are experiencing ! >:( :\'(
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 01/22/08 at 1:27 am
Another confession...I am a TERRIBLE procrastinator. It really isn't intentional, but alot of times my brain and the rest of my body just don't seem to discuss things and each does what it wants to, and nary do the two activities match. I have a list of things I need to do that are overdue and yet... they are still sitting there waiting for me to do them. :-[
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/22/08 at 2:06 am
Shame on you ! >:( http://www.xtremepccentral.com/forums/images/smilies/nono.gif
You just don't know what you might be missing. Such as 'World's most hated thread ever !?!?' .... which I think I can safely say (puffs chest with pride) ... belongs at the ass end of the playful penguin place ! :-http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S0207bo5VHh58AoD2jzbkF/SIG=12vel7lhj/EXP=1201075547/**http%3A//www.suncotan.com/indoor-tanning-lotion/caribbean-gold/guilt-trip.jpg
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 01/22/08 at 7:24 am
I like porn. :-[
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Green Lantern on 01/22/08 at 7:36 am
I like porn. :-http://libizblog.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/cm519porn-posters.jpg
That's better ?? ??? :P
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 01/22/08 at 7:48 am
You look sad there, Howard. Are those tears ? ??? :(
Hey pass the poor man some hankies. >:(
http://libizblog.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/cm519porn-posters.jpg
That's better ?? ??? :P
It's just embarassment.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Reynolds1863 on 01/22/08 at 10:18 am
You like 'rubber ducks' ? ???
Here ....
http://www.toymania.com/news/images/0703_duck.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7d/Geek_rubber_duck.jpg/531px-Geek_rubber_duck.jpg
http://www.wateruseitwiselystore.com/images/products/wuiw012.jpg
http://z.about.com/d/hotels/1/0/d/5/mci_rubber_duck.jpg
https://www2089.ssldomain.com/grassrootsenvironmentalproducts/productimages/W6633-LRG.jpg
Hopefully you can see all those without any dreaded 'red x's' ... which I read some people are experiencing ! >:( :\'(
Thank you Sir, you just made my day. Karma+1
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Green Lantern on 01/22/08 at 10:26 am
Thank you Sir, you just made my day. Karma+1
Yay ! Thanks for that ... and k .. likewise !
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/22/08 at 8:29 pm
I am petrified when I meet new people. :) Isn't that great?
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/22/08 at 10:59 pm
I like to crack people's toes...well, SOME people's...others are too fugly to touch! ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Philip Eno on 01/23/08 at 3:27 am
You like 'rubber ducks' ? ???
Here ....
http://www.toymania.com/news/images/0703_duck.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7d/Geek_rubber_duck.jpg/531px-Geek_rubber_duck.jpg
http://www.wateruseitwiselystore.com/images/products/wuiw012.jpg
http://z.about.com/d/hotels/1/0/d/5/mci_rubber_duck.jpg
https://www2089.ssldomain.com/grassrootsenvironmentalproducts/productimages/W6633-LRG.jpg
Hopefully you can see all those without any dreaded 'red x's' ... which I read some people are experiencing ! >:( :\'(
"Rubber Ducky, you're the one.
You make bath time lots of fun
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.
Rubber Ducky, joys of joys
When I squeak you, you make noise
Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!
Everyday when I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who' cute, yellow, and chubby.
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby)
Rubber Ducky you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.
Everyday when I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's cute, yellow, and chubby.
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby)
Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm glad that you're mine
Rubber Ducky I'm awfully fond of...
Rubber Ducky I'd like a whole pond of . . .
Rubber Ducky I'm awfully fond of you. "
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Green Lantern on 01/23/08 at 4:31 am
"Rubber Ducky, you're the one.
You make bath time lots of fun
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.
Rubber Ducky, joys of joys
When I squeak you, you make noise
Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!
Everyday when I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who' cute, yellow, and chubby.
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby)
Rubber Ducky you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.
Everyday when I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's cute, yellow, and chubby.
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby)
Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm glad that you're mine
Rubber Ducky I'm awfully fond of...
Rubber Ducky I'd like a whole pond of . . .
Rubber Ducky I'm awfully fond of you. "
Uh, Breaker One-Nine, this here's the Rubber Duck
You got a copy on me Pig-Pen? C'mon
Uh, yeah 10-4 Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure
By golly it's clean clear to Flag-Town, C'mon
Uh, yeah, that's a big 10-4 Pig-Pen,
Yeah, we definitely got us the front door good buddy,
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy
http://www.thespec.com/images/assets/214463_3.JPG
Was the dark of the moon, on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth, pullin' logs
Cabover Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs
We 'as headin' fer bear on I-One-Oh
'Bout a mile outta Shaky-Town
I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck
An' I'm about to put the hammer on down
Cause we gotta little ol' convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta little ol' convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...
Uh, breaker Pig-Pen, this here's The Duck
Uh, you wanna back off them hogs
10-4, 'bout five mile or so, 10-roger
Them hogs is gittin' in-tense up here
By the time we got into Tulsa-Town
We had eighty-five trucks in all
But they's a road block up on the clover leaf
An' them bears 'as wall to wall
Yeah them smokies 'as thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a bear-in-the-air
I sez callin' all trucks, this here's The Duck
We about to go a huntin' bear
Cause we gotta great big convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta great big convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...
Uh, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that Pig-Pen?
Uh, negatory Pig-Pen, yer still too close
Yeah, them hogs is startin' close up my sinuses
Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten
Well we rolled up interstate fourty-four
Like a rocket sled on rails
We tore up all a our swindle sheets
An' left 'em settin' on the scales
By the time we hit that Chi-Town
Them bears was a gittin' smart
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Illinois National Guard
There 'as armored cars, and tanks, and Jeeps
An' rigs of every size
Yeah them chicken coops 'as full a bears
An' choppers filled the skies
Well we shot the line, an' we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' trucks
And eleven long-haired friends of Jesus
In a chartreusse microbus
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41431000/jpg/_41431941_convoy.jpg
http://home.deds.nl/~equality/images/kriscbradio.jpg
Hey Sod Buster, listen
You wanna put that microbus in behind the suicide jockey?
Yeah, he's haulin dynamite
He needs all the help he can git
Well we laid a strip fer the Jersey Shore
An' prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge 'as lined with bears
But I didn't have a doggone dime
I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck
We just ain't a gonna pay no toll
So we crashed the gate doin' ninety-eight
I sez, let them truckers roll, 10-4
Cause we gotta mighty convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta mighty convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...
http://www.billingsartworks.com/images/products_duck2.jpg
Uh, 10-4 Pig-Pen, what's yer 20?
Omaha?!
Well they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer sure
Well mercy sakes alive good buddy
We gonna back on outta here
So keep the bugs off yer glass
An' the bears off yer... tail
We gonna catch ya on the flip-flop
This here's the Rubber Duck on the side
We gone
Bye, Bye.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Philip Eno on 01/23/08 at 4:35 am
Uh, Breaker One-Nine, this here's the Rubber Duck
You got a copy on me Pig-Pen? C'mon
Uh, yeah 10-4 Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure
By golly it's clean clear to Flag-Town, C'mon
Uh, yeah, that's a big 10-4 Pig-Pen,
Yeah, we definitely got us the front door good buddy,
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy
http://www.thespec.com/images/assets/214463_3.JPG
Was the dark of the moon, on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth, pullin' logs
Cabover Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs
We 'as headin' fer bear on I-One-Oh
'Bout a mile outta Shaky-Town
I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck
An' I'm about to put the hammer on down
Cause we gotta little ol' convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta little ol' convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...
Uh, breaker Pig-Pen, this here's The Duck
Uh, you wanna back off them hogs
10-4, 'bout five mile or so, 10-roger
Them hogs is gittin' in-tense up here
By the time we got into Tulsa-Town
We had eighty-five trucks in all
But they's a road block up on the clover leaf
An' them bears 'as wall to wall
Yeah them smokies 'as thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a bear-in-the-air
I sez callin' all trucks, this here's The Duck
We about to go a huntin' bear
Cause we gotta great big convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta great big convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...
Uh, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that Pig-Pen?
Uh, negatory Pig-Pen, yer still too close
Yeah, them hogs is startin' close up my sinuses
Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten
Well we rolled up interstate fourty-four
Like a rocket sled on rails
We tore up all a our swindle sheets
An' left 'em settin' on the scales
By the time we hit that Chi-Town
Them bears was a gittin' smart
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Illinois National Guard
There 'as armored cars, and tanks, and Jeeps
An' rigs of every size
Yeah them chicken coops 'as full a bears
An' choppers filled the skies
Well we shot the line, an' we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' trucks
And eleven long-haired friends of Jesus
In a chartreusse microbus
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41431000/jpg/_41431941_convoy.jpg
http://home.deds.nl/~equality/images/kriscbradio.jpg
Hey Sod Buster, listen
You wanna put that microbus in behind the suicide jockey?
Yeah, he's haulin dynamite
He needs all the help he can git
Well we laid a strip fer the Jersey Shore
An' prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge 'as lined with bears
But I didn't have a doggone dime
I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck
We just ain't a gonna pay no toll
So we crashed the gate doin' ninety-eight
I sez, let them truckers roll, 10-4
Cause we gotta mighty convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta mighty convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...
http://www.billingsartworks.com/images/products_duck2.jpg
Uh, 10-4 Pig-Pen, what's yer 20?
Omaha?!
Well they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer sure
Well mercy sakes alive good buddy
We gonna back on outta here
So keep the bugs off yer glass
An' the bears off yer... tail
We gonna catch ya on the flip-flop
This here's the Rubber Duck on the side
We gone
Bye, Bye.
I do have to confess that I saw the movie Convoy.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Green Lantern on 01/23/08 at 4:45 am
I do have to confess that I saw the movie Convoy.
'Confess' being the operative word (yet another 'shameful' confession ? :P :D ) . .... I think it was more of a triumph of publicity and bombast .... rather than of actual substance ... but it has been some time since I saw it .... so maybe I'm being slightly unfair ? :-\\
Well , the song from it... a hit for C.W. McCall didn't do too bad ..... even the Brits warmed to it ... taking it all the way to #2 in the charts over there, in '76 ! :-X
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Philip Eno on 01/23/08 at 4:49 am
'Confess' being the operative word (yet another 'shameful' confession ? :P :D ) . .... I think it was more of a triumph of publicity and bombast .... rather than of actual substance ... but it has been some time since I saw it .... so maybe I'm being slightly unfair ? :-\\
Well , the song from it... a hit for C.W. McCall didn't do too bad ..... even the Brits warmed to it ... taking it all the way to #2 in the charts over there, in '76 ! :-X
Warmed so much that I have the single somewhere.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Green Lantern on 01/23/08 at 5:01 am
Warmed so much that I have the single somewhere.
YOU have THAT single ? :o :o .... now that IS a shameful confession ! I'll have to double check ..... but even in my thousands of mp3's that fell off the back of a truck ... I don't think THAT one's there. :-X Not sure :-\\
There will now be a short intermission whilst Philip Eno privately flogs himself for shameful possession of media 'pap' ! :P ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Philip Eno on 01/23/08 at 5:17 am
YOU have THAT single ? :o :o .... now that IS a shameful confession ! I'll have to double check ..... but even in my thousands of mp3's that fell off the back of a truck ... I don't think THAT one's there. :-X Not sure :-\\
There will now be a short intermission whilst Philip Eno privately flogs himself for shameful possession of media 'pap' ! :P ;D
I will take a double flogging for shameful possession of media 'pap' ! For I even have the single "Convoy GB" by Laurie Lingo And The Dipsticks. A spoof version of the same song by Radio 1 DJs Dave Lee Travis and Paul Burnett (remember them?).
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Green Lantern on 01/23/08 at 5:34 am
I will take a double flogging for shameful possession of media 'pap' ! For I even have the single "Convoy GB" by Laurie Lingo And The Dipsticks. A spoof version of the same song by Radio 1 DJs Dave Lee Travis and Paul Burnett (remember them?).
I can remember D.L.T .... a bearded hippy looking type guy ... and Paul Burnett had an American accent. Liked the DJ's of the day ... along with Jimmy Saville, Jimmy Young (?), Terry Wogan, Tony Blackburn, Alan Freeman (my favourite ?) Kenny Everett (sort of) ... probably forgetting somebody ....
However, I don't remember a spoof version of that particular song.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Philip Eno on 01/23/08 at 5:37 am
However, I don't remember a spoof version of that particular song.
Somehow the single did reach #4 in the 1976.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Green Lantern on 01/23/08 at 5:49 am
Somehow the single did reach #4 in the 1976.
Somehow ?? You don't think being a DJ / having DJ friends in positions of power / influence .... wouldn't have been able to ensure DLT's version/ got plenty of plugs / airplay ? I think that just might have been a 'minor' factor ! ::) :P ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Howard on 01/23/08 at 7:05 am
I like to crack people's toes...well, SOME people's...others are too fugly to touch! ;D
Could you crack my toes,I'll let you see my open toenail. ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/23/08 at 8:55 am
Could you crack my toes,I'll let you see my open toenail. ;D
ew....no. 8-P
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Philip Eno on 01/23/08 at 9:19 am
Could you crack my toes,I'll let you see my open toenail. ;D
I do not like the sound of htat.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/23/08 at 5:46 pm
I like to crack people's toes...well, SOME people's...others are too fugly to touch! ;D
I'll have you know toe discrimination is not acceptable.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/23/08 at 11:04 pm
I'll have you know toe discrimination is not acceptable.
hahaah...methinks that you should post that ONE pic of your toe!! ;D
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/23/08 at 11:05 pm
hahaah...methinks that you should post that ONE pic of your toe!! ;D
Only if you agree to crack it.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 01/23/08 at 11:10 pm
'Confess' being the operative word (yet another 'shameful' confession ? :P :D ) . .... I think it was more of a triumph of publicity and bombast .... rather than of actual substance ... but it has been some time since I saw it .... so maybe I'm being slightly unfair ? :-\\
Well , the song from it... a hit for C.W. McCall didn't do too bad ..... even the Brits warmed to it ... taking it all the way to #2 in the charts over there, in '76 ! :-X
I, too, remember seeing the movie as a child. My dad had C. W. McCall's greatest hits on cassette (or was the 8 track?) and he used to play it in the car when we'd go somewhere. Brings back fond memories it does. :)
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/23/08 at 11:11 pm
Only if you agree to crack it.
hmm...I can't make any promises.
Subject: Re: shameful confessions
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/24/08 at 4:20 am
Cracking my toes is both a relief and painful.
However, I can show you that my toes are about as flexible as my fingers.
They are also strong enough to leave nasty little welts.
And- I can do the "Spock Gesture" with both hands AND both feet!
To top it off- I am double jointed in some toes.