And this is what it came up with!

"I'm sure in 1985, plutonium is available at every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by."

;D

And this is what it came up with!

"I'm sure in 1985, plutonium is available at every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by."

;D


Back to the future?

website?  ???

Oooops, my bad!

Not sure where it is, now.

But here is a another one.

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php

Underpants? Where we're going we don't need underpants.

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my underpants. That's the price she has to pay.

Soylent Green is underpants!

Choosing any word at random, the generator found for me:

Come with hammer if you want to live.

You had me at 'kumquat'.

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty kumquat.

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to sex.

:o

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to sex.

:o


I think I hate you  :D ;D ;)

I think I hate you  :D ;D ;)


Fear me, you should  ;D  Oops, I mean :  >:( >:( >:( heh heh  :P

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel carrot?' Well, do ya, punk?

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce jello. Aren't you?  ;D

E.T. phone chicken.

My mama always said life was like a box of anal-lice.

Have you ever danced with the anal-lice in the pale moonlight?



why is the term 'anal-lice' so f**king funny?

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce a cup of tea. Aren't you?

Gort! Klaatu barada anal-lice!

I find your lack of anal-lice disturbing.

Okay, here's the plan. We get the warhead and then hold the world ransom for... one million anal-lice!

I am not a cup of tea! I am a human being. I am a man.

I find your lack of anal-lice disturbing.



;D ;D ;D That's f**king brilliant!

Okay, here's the plan. We get the warhead and then hold the world ransom for... one million penguins!

This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost caught Anal-Lice.

I just had to do it and this was the first option that came up!

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Lawn Darts Missiles Room!

I just had to do it and this was the first option that came up!

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Lawn Darts Missiles Room!


Hahaha, I saw that in the other thread!  ;D

I'm going to make him a blunt force castration he can't refuse.

I am not a Michael Dukakis! I am a human being. I am a man.

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my gigantic phallus. That's the price she has to pay.

With great power comes great shutting up.

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my gigantic phallus. That's the price she has to pay.


Clearly you don't have many women over for dinner.

Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Vice President Cheney.

You've got crotch rot on you.

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Sperm Donor' at will to old ladies.

This you not leaving me the f-ck alone attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it.

I'm Feeling Very Still? Where we're going we don't need I'm feeling very still.

I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a very naughty boy lasts forever.

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Hammer Time.

As God is my son of a bitch, I'll never be hungry again.

After all, tomorrow is another son of a bitch!

I am serious ... and don't call me Son Of A Bitch.

Soylent Green is son of a bitch!

Gort! Klaatu barada son of a bitch!

Better to be king for a night than son of a bitch for a lifetime.

All work and no getting laid makes Jack a dull boy.

I see dead getting laid.

May the Getting Laid be with you.

I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American getting laid.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my getting laid.

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Hammer Time.


I find Hammer Time usually leads to hate, not the other way around.

Jesus Christ? Where we're going we don't need Jesus Christ.

You know the difference between you and me? I make Jesus Christ look good.

Love means never having to say you're Jesus Christ.

Soylent Green is Jesus Christ!

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Titties And Beer Room!

You had me at 'titties and beer'.

I love the smell of Harry Potter in the morning.

Many Bothans died to bring us this Sex Appeal.

This sex appeal attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of.  You must bury it.

Lions and tigers and sex appeal, oh my!

Lions and tigers and organized religion, oh my!

Houston, we have a Lawn Dart.

With great power comes great pelvic thrust.

All work and no pelvis thrust makes Jack a dull boy.

Pelvic Thrust, for lack of a better word, is good.

One pelvic thrust's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

You can't handle the pelvic thrust!

Why don't you come up sometime and see stressed server?

Better to be king for a night than terribly flatulent for a lifetime.

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'GETTING SOME!' at will to old ladies.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my libido. Prepare to die!

They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into Christian rock.

Come with Unchained Melody if you want to live.

You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a pope john.













Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Pope John Room!

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"Hello Pope John"

















If you build it, pope john will come.



















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Oh Pope John! .... "what are you doing!?  :o ..... ... "you can't do that in public!"

Well, he did say he'd come if you built it!  :D ;D :D

This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old swinger.

Why are you wearing that stupid Tree Hugger suit?

Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my blow job, in this life or the next.

Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy Movie Quote Generator .

Dihydrogen Monoxide? We ain't got no Dihydrogen monoxide! We don't need no Dihydrogen monoxide! I don't have to show you any stinking Dihydrogen monoxide!

I feel the need - the need for decadology!

This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost caught Philip Eno.

I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this global warming.

I say we take off and nuke the entire inthe00s from orbit.

Lions and tigers and 50 cent, oh my!

Go ahead, make my cheeseburger pizza.

Pay no attention to that man behind the babilicious political babes!

I say we take off and nuke the entire George Bush from orbit.

A cheeseburger pizza. Shaken, not stirred.

I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a cheeseburger pizza lasts forever.

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his cheeseburger pizza.

Houston, we have a penis.  ;D

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my cheeseburger pizza. That's the price she has to pay.

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a cheeseburger.

You take the blue monkey - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

Love means never having to say you're MC Hammer.

We can't stop here. This is shmuck country.

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his lawn darts.

I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a piss lasts forever.

It sure does.  ;D

I'm going to make him a Mc Hammer can't touch this he can't refuse.

Made it, Ma! Top of the funbags!  ;D

Houston, we have a Mr Mister Fan Club.

I'll have what penis's having. ;D

I find your lack of kumquat disturbing.

We are indeed drifting into the arena of the Philip Eno Fan Club.

This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost caught Kiss.

I see dead angry gopher

First rule of Necrophilia Club is - you do not talk about Necrophilia Club.

We'll always have Necrophilia.

;D ;D ;D

This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost caught In M C Hammer's Pants .

Round up the usual asshole. ;D

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my angry gopher. That's the price she has to pay.

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce bumped thread. Aren't you?