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Subject: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tam on 03/03/07 at 11:33 pm
Here's the deal.
Seems to be a lot of confusion as to the sex of individuals on these here boards.
Like I Tia a she or a he? And Tia revisted? Hmmm... What about Tia is Back?
(Don't know if I even remotely got the handles right!) ;D ;D ;D
So, while keeping it as clean as possible, and not getting into an all out brawl over who is what sex, and being completely honest....
Please tell us which one you are. (No poll, just tell us straight out)
Have fun!
I am Female!!!! :) 8)
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/03/07 at 11:35 pm
*in a deep voice*
Female.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/03/07 at 11:35 pm
Last time I checked (on a good day)....I was definitely female!! ;D :D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/03/07 at 11:37 pm
i just got lotsa mad love for kim richards. is that so wrong?!?!
Yes.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/03/07 at 11:38 pm
I'M A GIRL!!!
See?
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/9223/newbathroom014ya8.th.jpg
That's me and my sister. She's on the left, I'm on the right. That was taken, according to the date, a couple of weeks ago.
And this is me again!
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/3018/february20012kq1.th.jpg
Once again, all woman.
And yet another picture of me being the girl I am:
http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/636/february6002wj4.th.jpg
Notice how all the faces are the same? That's because they're all me! A girl! I even got a manicure today, because that's what some girls like to do. So to sum up.....
I'M A GIRL!!!
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/03/07 at 11:39 pm
Yes.
go 'way.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/03/07 at 11:39 pm
I'M A GIRL!!!
See?
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/9223/newbathroom014ya8.th.jpg
That's me and my sister. She's on the left, I'm on the right. That was taken, according to the date, a couple of weeks ago.
And this is me again!
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/3018/february20012kq1.th.jpg
Once again, all woman.
And yet another picture of me being the girl I am:
http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/636/february6002wj4.th.jpg
Notice how all the faces are the same? That's because they're all me! A girl! I even got a manicure today, because that's what some girls like to do. So to sum up.....
I'M A GIRL!!!
Gee BETH, I didn't realize you were a girl!
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/03/07 at 11:40 pm
Gee BETH, I didn't realize you were a girl!
Apparently, that happens quite a bit.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/03/07 at 11:43 pm
Apparently, that happens quite a bit.
I don't know why. You are clearly female. And a cute female at that. :)
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/03/07 at 11:44 pm
I'M A GIRL!!!
See?
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/9223/newbathroom014ya8.th.jpg
That's me and my sister. She's on the left, I'm on the right. That was taken, according to the date, a couple of weeks ago.
And this is me again!
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/3018/february20012kq1.th.jpg
Once again, all woman.
And yet another picture of me being the girl I am:
http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/636/february6002wj4.th.jpg
Notice how all the faces are the same? That's because they're all me! A girl! I even got a manicure today, because that's what some girls like to do. So to sum up.....
I'M A GIRL!!!
Er... What are you, again?
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/03/07 at 11:44 pm
Beth can be a dude's name if the parents are evil. Like those crazy gypsies in Italy who keep trying to steal your wallet by crushing you with their gypsyboobs.
I'm a dude, but that's debatable on Halloween.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/03/07 at 11:45 pm
I don't know why. You are clearly female. And a cute female at that. :)
And you're a cute female too. Very female. So female, you had a baby!
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Midas on 03/03/07 at 11:49 pm
Male here. Ask Jess. :D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/03/07 at 11:51 pm
Male here. Ask Jess. :D
And how!
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tam on 03/03/07 at 11:51 pm
Male here. Ask Jess. :D
And almost bald at that!!!!! ;D :D 8)
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Midas on 03/03/07 at 11:52 pm
And almost bald at that!!!!! ;D :D 8)
I still get chicks. 8)
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/03/07 at 11:55 pm
Male here. Ask Jess. :D
Quit wordbanging my wife >:(
:D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/03/07 at 11:56 pm
Quit wordbanging my wife >:(
:D
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/14/sex.gif
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Midas on 03/03/07 at 11:57 pm
Quit wordbanging my wife >:(
:D
Your avatar says chick. That might confuse some people :D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/03/07 at 11:59 pm
Your avatar says chick. That might confuse some people :D
Snap, yo!
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/04/07 at 12:02 am
Don't post those pics of Kin in drag or that'll REALLY confuse people.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Midas on 03/04/07 at 12:03 am
Don't post those pics of Kin in drag or that'll REALLY confuse people.
He may want to confuse people down the road though. :D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/04/07 at 12:07 am
Just for the record, I am still female.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/04/07 at 12:07 am
Just for the record, I am still female.
Are you sure? I'd like to see some proof.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/04/07 at 12:08 am
Your avatar says chick. That might confuse some people :D
Yeah, like the people who are missing part of their frontal lobe :P
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/04/07 at 12:08 am
Are you sure? I'd like to see some proof.
Show her the THO complex.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Gis on 03/04/07 at 4:10 am
Despite what you may think I am female. I know the Legolas avatar confused people so I changed it to.............Linus. ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/04/07 at 4:42 am
Male
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 03/04/07 at 4:51 am
I be female.
Boob shot! (but not really)
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/nicki_morrissey/DSCF0462.jpg
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/04/07 at 7:04 am
I am MAN,Here me roar! ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/04/07 at 7:05 am
I be female.
Boob shot! (but not really)
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/nicki_morrissey/DSCF0462.jpg
I don't see any! ???
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/04/07 at 7:13 am
look on either side of the rainbow, howard. ::)
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/04/07 at 7:27 am
Ahem!
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/04/07 at 7:29 am
oh for god's sake howard. could you delete that please? really. before anyone sees it.
Ok,I just did.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Trimac20 on 03/04/07 at 9:13 am
Looking at that fudging blue circle with the arrow coming out of it, you nitwits... ::) :D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/04/07 at 9:21 am
Ok,I just did.
actually, in light of things i recently learned, i'm officially inviting you to put the post back up.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/04/07 at 9:22 am
Looking at that fudging blue circle with the arrow coming out of it, you nitwits... ::) :D
I guess someONE didn't know how to read that. Hence why we have to say what we are. They'll get it down the road, I guess.
I'm STILL female.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Trimac20 on 03/04/07 at 9:25 am
I guess someONE didn't know how to read that. Hence why we have to say what we are. They'll get it down the road, I guess.
I'm STILL female.
No, i guess it's too much effort for them to differentiate between the two symbols...
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/04/07 at 9:26 am
No, i guess it's too much effort for them to differentiate between the two symbols...
Sad, isn't it? I guess they failed Biology.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Trimac20 on 03/04/07 at 9:27 am
Sad, isn't it? I guess they failed Biology.
Just out of curiosity, does anyone know why the male and female symbols are what they are?
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/04/07 at 9:28 am
Just out of curiosity, does anyone know why the male and female symbols are what they are?
Because men go "SCHWING" and women like it on top.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/04/07 at 9:29 am
Because men go "SCHWING" and women like it on top.
Oh, that's bad. ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Trimac20 on 03/04/07 at 9:30 am
Rice Cube's been a bad boy, he needs a spanking...
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: lorac61469 on 03/04/07 at 10:15 am
I don't think that there was any confusion whether I'm male or female but in case there is...I'm a girl.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/04/07 at 10:15 am
Female has something to do with a Goddess holding a mirror... the circle is the reflective part... the stem is the thing you use to hold it.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/04/07 at 10:16 am
Female has something to do with a Goddess holding a mirror... the circle is the reflective part... the stem is the thing you use to hold it.
I like Rice's explanation better. ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/04/07 at 10:19 am
I'm a guy when I'm asleep.. but during the day I tuck it.
When DX say suck it, I say no thanks.
Guy.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/04/07 at 10:28 am
Venus and Mars are why the male and female symbols are what they are. The symbol for the planet Venus is described as her handmirror, with the circle being the reflective part and the cross at the bottom being what you'd hold. Because Venus was the Goddess of beauty, the symbol is associated with women.
Mars was the God of War, hence the arrow and I'm sure you've heard "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"? Well....there you go.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: jackas on 03/04/07 at 10:29 am
GIRL
By the way....have I showed you all my penis potato lately?
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/potato.jpg
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/04/07 at 10:33 am
Not true Beth.
Women are from Romulus. Men are from Vulcan.
Or as some would have it...
Men are from Space Ghost studio's, women are from Zorath.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: lorac61469 on 03/04/07 at 10:33 am
GIRL
By the way....have I showed you all my penis potato lately?
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/potato.jpg
Ha Ha!!
You could probably sell it on eBay for some big bucks!
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: whistledog on 03/04/07 at 10:49 am
♂
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 03/04/07 at 11:27 am
I am very much a female!
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/04/07 at 1:01 pm
As my name says: woman.
Cat
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/04/07 at 1:03 pm
As my name says: woman.
Cat
It also says Catwo MAN.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: whistledog on 03/04/07 at 1:12 pm
It also says Catwo MAN.
Kinda like: Cat? Wo, Man!
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: jackas on 03/04/07 at 1:13 pm
Kinda like: Cat? Wo, Man!
That's the one! ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/04/07 at 1:34 pm
Kinda like: Cat? Wo, Man!
It should really be Cat Whoa Man. :D (or should it be Whoa to Man :-\\ )
Cat
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Step-chan on 03/04/07 at 1:34 pm
Men are from Space Ghost studio's, women are from Zorath.
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f296/JeffRo_pdx/brak.gif
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/04/07 at 2:46 pm
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f296/JeffRo_pdx/brak.gif
I congratulate you.
You picked the one key character that I didn't actually mention. ;D ;D
I dunno where Brak's from.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Paul on 03/04/07 at 4:36 pm
I am very much a female!
I'll drink to that! (Rawr! ;))
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 03/04/07 at 4:40 pm
I'll drink to that! (Rawr! ;))
Heh! ;)
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/04/07 at 8:13 pm
*looks down shirt*
Yep, still a female. :)
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/04/07 at 8:20 pm
*looks down shirt*
Yep, still a female. :)
Do you need me to make sure?
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: jackas on 03/04/07 at 8:28 pm
Do you need me to make sure?
You sure are a lot of help today. Karma for being so selfless! ;)
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/04/07 at 8:37 pm
You sure are a lot of help today. Karma for being so selfless! ;)
That's me all over.. one freakin.. selfless.. hands on guy.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/04/07 at 8:39 pm
That's me all over.. one freakin.. selfless.. hands on guy.
you know, in the interest of quality control, you really require independent corroboration of davey's findings.
i'm just sayin'.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/04/07 at 8:43 pm
you know, in the interest of quality control, you really require independent corroboration of davey's findings.
i'm just sayin'.
You're right.
.. and there should be more than 1 test. To.. ya know, make sure the results are tainted, get a median etc.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/04/07 at 9:00 pm
Everyone wants to grope the JessBoobs.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/04/07 at 9:03 pm
Everyone wants to grope the JessBoobs.
...but only the worthy may enter the promised land 8)
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/04/07 at 9:06 pm
...but only the worthy may enter the promised land 8)
So step aside man
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Midas on 03/04/07 at 9:08 pm
...but only the worthy may enter the promised land 8)
8)
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/04/07 at 9:09 pm
HAWT. 8)
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/04/07 at 9:10 pm
8)
Go bang someone else's wife :D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/04/07 at 9:11 pm
Go bang someone else's wife :D
I think that's what he's trying to do..
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Midas on 03/04/07 at 9:13 pm
I think that's what he's trying to do..
Not really. I'm just sayin'.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/04/07 at 9:14 pm
Not really. I'm just sayin'.
Yeah. He BANGED me already.
Everyone loves the JessKitty.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/04/07 at 9:15 pm
So warm...
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/04/07 at 9:16 pm
I think that's what he's trying to do..
oh wow! it's gettin' chilly in here. dang.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/04/07 at 9:21 pm
Not really. I'm just sayin'.
Nuh Uh! Now you and Rice have to joust!!
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Midas on 03/04/07 at 9:23 pm
Nuh Uh! Now you and Rice have to joust!!
I'll set it up in the Renegade Retro Arcade. 8)
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/04/07 at 9:25 pm
I'll set it up in the Renegade Retro Arcade. 8)
I'll conquer you both later. Dave's eyes = tired.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/04/07 at 10:51 pm
GIRL
By the way....have I showed you all my penis potato lately?
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/potato.jpg
looks like a piece of doody.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/04/07 at 10:51 pm
looks like a piece of doody.
?
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 03/04/07 at 11:05 pm
I was male last time I checked.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: jackas on 03/04/07 at 11:08 pm
looks like a piece of doody.
What are you crapping out Howard?
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/04/07 at 11:08 pm
I was male last time I checked.
which i'm thinking probably wasn't that long ago.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 03/05/07 at 9:30 am
Don't post those pics of Kin in drag or that'll REALLY confuse people.
Only if they're REALLY drunk ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/05/07 at 9:31 am
Only if they're REALLY drunk ;D
Madam, you wound me...
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/05/07 at 11:50 am
I'm still a girlie girl.
I'm not sure if that will ever change, but I figured I'd keep all of you updated. ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/05/07 at 11:51 am
Hmmm...
Manly beard...check.
Relatively broad shoulders...check.
Adam's apple...check.
Wang...check.
I think I'm a dude.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/05/07 at 11:53 am
Hmmm...
Manly beard...check.
Relatively broad shoulders...check.
Adam's apple...check.
Wang...check.
I think I'm a dude.
Then how do you explain this?
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/sexyrice.jpg
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/05/07 at 11:54 am
Dammit Jess, you blinded Karl :P
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/05/07 at 11:54 am
I'm a girl.
Thank GOD.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/05/07 at 11:55 am
Dammit Jess, you blinded Karl :P
Tell him I'm sorry. :D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/05/07 at 11:56 am
I'm a girl.
Thank GOD.
Actually.. according to his written word.. it's a kind of punishment. Sorry.. but, ya know.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/05/07 at 11:56 am
Actually.. according to his written word.. it's a kind of punishment. Sorry.. but, ya know.
Eve was FRAMED.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/05/07 at 12:05 pm
Actually.. according to his written word.. it's a kind of punishment. Sorry.. but, ya know.
It's only a punishment in the fact that we have to put up with dumb-@ss men like you! :P
Eve was FRAMED.
True Dat.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/05/07 at 12:07 pm
It's only a punishment in the fact that we have to put up with dumb-@ss men like you! :P
True Dat.
That's not what you said in the bathroom at lunch time.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/05/07 at 12:11 pm
That's not what you said in the bathroom at lunch time.
That's true. I said "Stop peeking under the stalls you freaking pervert!" And then I kicked your ass.
What's your point?
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/05/07 at 12:19 pm
That's true. I said "Stop peeking under the stalls you freaking pervert!" And then I kicked your ass.
What's your point?
;D ;D
Well, ya know.. taking a goat in there just arouses curiosity.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/05/07 at 12:22 pm
;D ;D
Well, ya know.. taking a goat in there just arouses curiosity.
Yeah, but if you hadn't taken it with you, I don't think you'd have attracted as much attention, silly.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/05/07 at 12:40 pm
Yeah, but if you hadn't taken it with you, I don't think you'd have attracted as much attention, silly.
What was I supposed to do with it. I couldn't well take it back to your office where I found it.. could I?
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/05/07 at 12:47 pm
What was I supposed to do with it. I couldn't well take it back to your office where I found it.. could I?
Don't bring my boss into this. >:(
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/05/07 at 12:54 pm
Don't bring my boss into this. >:(
No matter how you look at it.. a farmyard animal does not constitute a bonus.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/05/07 at 1:01 pm
No matter how you look at it.. a farmyard animal does not constitute a bonus.
;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Henk on 03/05/07 at 1:05 pm
which i'm thinking probably wasn't that long ago.
Female intuition...? ::)
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/05/07 at 1:10 pm
Female intuition...? ::)
What's interesting about that saying.. is that women don't generally have anything like the extra-sensory mental capacities that men do.
Hear me out ladies!!
Guys were generally the ones out in the wilderness hunting stuff that could conceivably hunt them. Those little hairs on the back of your neck.. the uneasy feeling in your gut.. throwbacks to way back when. Women, who would generally not hunt, didn't develope such senses to as high a degree.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: jackas on 03/05/07 at 1:19 pm
What's interesting about that saying.. is that women don't generally have anything like the extra-sensory mental capacities that men do.
Hear me out ladies!!
Guys were generally the ones out in the wilderness hunting stuff that could conceivably hunt them. Those little hairs on the back of your neck.. the uneasy feeling in your gut.. throwbacks to way back when. Women, who would generally not hunt, didn't develope such senses to as high a degree.
What are you talking about? We had to stay home and protect the home and children from the animals you were out trying to hunt. It's a lot harder to protect a group of people than it is to protect yourself.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/05/07 at 1:21 pm
What are you talking about? We had to stay home and protect the home and children from the animals you were out trying to hunt. It's a lot harder to protect a group of people than it is to protect yourself.
aw, you know you guys were just hanging out eating bonbons and watching soaps all day long.
or, you know, reading the soap-opera cavedrawing thingies, or whatever.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: jackas on 03/05/07 at 1:24 pm
aw, you know you guys were just hanging out eating bonbons and watching soaps all day long.
or, you know, reading the soap-opera cavedrawing thingies, or whatever.
You all must have been spying on us. >:( Probably hoping to see lesbian sex during kiddie nap time.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/05/07 at 1:49 pm
You all must have been spying on us. >:( Probably hoping to see lesbian sex during kiddie nap time.
Actually.. gratification didn't exist then.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/05/07 at 1:51 pm
What are you talking about? We had to stay home and protect the home and children from the animals you were out trying to hunt. It's a lot harder to protect a group of people than it is to protect yourself.
Not to mention the fact that the man probably took all the weapons out into the forest with him.
What's interesting about that saying.. is that women don't generally have anything like the extra-sensory mental capacities that men do.
Hear me out ladies!!
Guys were generally the ones out in the wilderness hunting stuff that could conceivably hunt them. Those little hairs on the back of your neck.. the uneasy feeling in your gut.. throwbacks to way back when. Women, who would generally not hunt, didn't develope such senses to as high a degree.
My inferior senses tell me that this is one of the dumbest things I've ever read.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/05/07 at 2:22 pm
Not to mention the fact that the man probably took all the weapons out into the forest with him.
My inferior senses tell me that this is one of the dumbest things I've ever read.
I don't get how that's dumb.
It's like when you know you're being followed.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/05/07 at 2:26 pm
It's like when you know you're being followed.
Women are capable of experiencing that feeling.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/05/07 at 2:27 pm
I don't get how that's dumb.
It's like when you know you're being followed.
The feeling itself isn't dumb, the fact that you think women don't have it is what's dumb. They don't call it women's intuition for nothing, you know. Even in the animal kingdom, the most dangerous animal is the female when she is protecting her young. I don't think there's any doubt that men feel it too, but I think women have much stronger intuition than men do. They have to if they're going to protect their offspring. It's exactly what Jacks was saying.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/05/07 at 2:39 pm
The feeling itself isn't dumb, the fact that you think women don't have it is what's dumb. They don't call it women's intuition for nothing, you know. Even in the animal kingdom, the most dangerous animal is the female when she is protecting her young. I don't think there's any doubt that men feel it too, but I think women have much stronger intuition than men do. They have to if they're going to protect their offspring. It's exactly what Jacks was saying.
Oohh, I get where the issue is. No, I'm not saying they don't have it. I'm saying it's not the same.
Yeah, the female of the species is always wary to protect the young, that leads to all manner of senses when dealing with the protection of the young.
The hunters senses are different in that they're in unknown territory and dealing with the unknown.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/05/07 at 3:15 pm
Oohh, I get where the issue is. No, I'm not saying they don't have it. I'm saying it's not the same.
Yeah, the female of the species is always wary to protect the young, that leads to all manner of senses when dealing with the protection of the young.
The hunters senses are different in that they're in unknown territory and dealing with the unknown.
Uh huh. Did you read that in Conservapedia?
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/05/07 at 3:20 pm
Uh huh. Did you read that in Conservapedia?
;D
I'm thinking of adding it to my Garden of Eden article.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/05/07 at 3:56 pm
What are you crapping out Howard?
I don't know.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/05/07 at 3:56 pm
Male
*checks underwear* ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Step-chan on 03/05/07 at 3:57 pm
I congratulate you.
You picked the one key character that I didn't actually mention. ;D ;D
I dunno where Brak's from.
The same place as me, I guess....
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/05/07 at 4:21 pm
The same place as me, I guess....
Indiana?
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/05/07 at 4:37 pm
Indiana?
indiana wants step-chan... but he can't go back there...
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/05/07 at 4:38 pm
indiana wants step-chan... but he can't go back there...
I wish I had you to talk to.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/05/07 at 4:39 pm
I'm all male! ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/05/07 at 4:44 pm
I wish I had you to talk to.
i'm right here!
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/05/07 at 4:52 pm
You've Got male
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/05/07 at 5:10 pm
Tell him I'm sorry. :D
He has a picture of him in drag at a party but he won't give it to me so I can unleash it on the internet :D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: thereshegoes on 03/05/07 at 5:18 pm
I am a woman!
So...what do I win?
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/05/07 at 5:21 pm
I am a woman!
So...what do I win?
An all expenses paid trip to Davey Thrashmister's love shack.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/05/07 at 5:22 pm
i'm right here!
Don't know if you know this, but that was the next line in the song "Indiana Wants Me". Which you were quoting.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/05/07 at 5:23 pm
Don't know if you know this, but that was the next line in the song "Indiana Wants Me". Which you were quoting.
i did not.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/05/07 at 5:40 pm
An all expenses paid trip to Davey Thrashmister's love shack.
Taxes & administrative costs not included.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/05/07 at 5:42 pm
Taxes & administrative costs not included.
offer not available in some states. employees of inthe00s and their family members are not eligible. you must be 18 or over. davey thrashmister may not be available in some colors. model may differ from illustration. contents may settle during shipping.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: thereshegoes on 03/05/07 at 5:42 pm
An all expenses paid trip to Davey Thrashmister's love shack.
Taxes & administrative costs not included.
Somehow i think the love would be lacking... And look he's cheap too ::)
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/05/07 at 5:46 pm
Somehow i think the love would be lacking... And look he's cheap too ::)
No time limit...
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/05/07 at 5:46 pm
Somehow i think the love would be lacking... And look he's cheap too ::)
My friend Karl is single...
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: KKay on 03/05/07 at 5:50 pm
i'm a girl. i'm finding out there are more girls here than i thought
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/05/07 at 5:53 pm
offer not available in some states. employees of inthe00s and their family members are not eligible. you must be 18 or over. davey thrashmister may not be available in some colors. model may differ from illustration. contents may settle during shipping.
Void where prohibited by treaty or law :D :D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: KKay on 03/05/07 at 5:54 pm
offer not available in some states. employees of inthe00s and their family members are not eligible. you must be 18 or over. davey thrashmister may not be available in some colors. model may differ from illustration. contents may settle during shipping.
Haaaaahahahahahaaaaa...
contents may settle....ahhaaaahaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/05/07 at 8:02 pm
He has a picture of him in drag at a party but he won't give it to me so I can unleash it on the internet :D
I would pay good money to see that. ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 03/05/07 at 9:41 pm
No matter how you look at it.. a farmyard animal does not constitute a bonus.
Wait, I thought in parts of GB, a farmyard animal constituted a marriage? ???
Actually.. gratification didn't exist then.
you've obviously not studied art history or ancient history.....trust me, there was PLENTY of gratification LONG before then....
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/05/07 at 9:48 pm
Wait, I thought in parts of GB, a farmyard animal constituted a marriage? ???you've obviously not studied art history or ancient history.....trust me, there was PLENTY of gratification LONG before then....
That part is called Wales.
We don't consider it a civilised country, it's our Arkansas.
I knooooooow there was.
Would you like me to demonstrate?
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 03/05/07 at 9:49 pm
That part is called Wales.
We don't consider it a civilised country, it's our Arkansas.
I knooooooow there was.
Would you like me to demonstrate?
Sweetheart, I've been "demonstrating" since before you were born ;)
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/05/07 at 9:52 pm
Sweetheart, I've been "demonstrating" since before you were born ;)
I'm thinking 'Refresher'? ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/06/07 at 6:52 am
I am a woman!
So...what do I win?
http://www.inthe00s.com/avatars_custom/avatar_74.jpg
;)
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: karen on 03/06/07 at 7:56 am
That part is called Wales.
We don't consider it a civilised country, it's our Arkansas.
Oi that's my other half you're insulting! Only I'm allowed to do that
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/06/07 at 7:56 am
Oi that's my other half you're insulting! Only I'm allowed to do that
;D ;D
To his credit - Wales is a damn sight more civilised than Scotland.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/06/07 at 8:51 am
;D ;D
To his credit - Wales is a damn sight more civilised than Scotland.
So Braveheart wasn't entirely false?
I'm still a chick.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: karen on 03/06/07 at 8:53 am
This thread, and Jess's comments have made me wonder if I missed something on the boards?
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/06/07 at 8:56 am
So Braveheart wasn't entirely false?
I'm still a chick.
UmmHmm!
Actually, UUuuuuummmhhmmmmmm on both counts.. but still.
Yeah, Scotland is.. eew. People have this wonderful image of happy folk running around in kilts with orange hair. Not so. The main export of Scotland is unemployment. I do so laugh when devolution (the breaking up of the United Kingdom - yes please) is bought up and they talk about North Sea oil. It's all English, Dutch and American companys that own the oil fields. ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/06/07 at 10:19 am
Actually.. gratification didn't exist then.
Yanno... I've always imagined you a good Christian boy when nobody's looking.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/06/07 at 10:58 am
Yanno... I've always imagined you a good Christian boy when nobody's looking.
Ya know, I've always imagined you in a well.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/06/07 at 11:09 am
Ya know, I've always imagined you in a well.
That's a very hippie-ish thing to do, calling the U.S. a well...
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/06/07 at 11:29 am
That's a very hippie-ish thing to do, calling the U.S. a well...
???
Quiet you.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/06/07 at 12:27 pm
I am man,hear me roar. ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/06/07 at 2:41 pm
This thread, and Jess's comments have made me wonder if I missed something on the boards?
You have, sadly. Apparently there is some confusion about what gender people are. So, Tam started this thread for some clarity.
I'm still female.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/06/07 at 3:29 pm
Still a woman.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/06/07 at 4:51 pm
I am man,hear me roar. ;D
You... said that already.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Step-chan on 03/06/07 at 5:08 pm
Indiana?
I was thinking more like Planet Insanity.....
indiana wants step-chan... but he can't go back there...
Never left Indiana.... much to Indiana's dismay.....
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/06/07 at 5:15 pm
He was quoting a song, dear.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 03/06/07 at 5:27 pm
Last time I looked, I was a girl. That may have changed since then. ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Step-chan on 03/06/07 at 5:44 pm
He was quoting a song, dear.
Never heard of the song.... so that went over my head.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/06/07 at 5:46 pm
Never heard of the song.... so that went over my head.
Indiana Wants Me - R. Dean Taylor
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Step-chan on 03/06/07 at 5:47 pm
Indiana Wants Me - R. Dean Taylor
Doesn't ring a bell.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/06/07 at 5:49 pm
Doesn't ring a bell.
You said you didn't know what the song was, so I was telling you. I wasn't trying to jog your memory.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/06/07 at 5:51 pm
You said you didn't know what the song was, so I was telling you. I wasn't trying to jog your memory.
... *Sigh* This is how the fights start.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/06/07 at 5:52 pm
... *Sigh* This is how the fights start.
Ya gotta a problem with that, HIPPIE?!?!
;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/06/07 at 5:57 pm
Ya gotta a problem with that, HIPPIE?!?!
;D
I saw THAT one coming.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/06/07 at 5:58 pm
I saw THAT one coming.
Liar.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/06/07 at 6:02 pm
Liar.
Gary Numan's a liar.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/06/07 at 6:07 pm
Gary Numan's a liar.
Go away.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/06/07 at 6:08 pm
Go away.
Have my babies.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/06/07 at 6:08 pm
Have my babies.
One step ahead of you.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/06/07 at 6:16 pm
Go away.
I'm not the one who added me to Yahoo! Messenger!
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/06/07 at 6:17 pm
I'm not the one who added me to Yahoo! Messenger!
;D ;D
I plan to berate you.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: karen on 03/07/07 at 4:16 am
Indiana Wants Me - R. Dean Taylor
He did Ghost in my House which is a brilliant song
I'm female in case you didn't know
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/07/07 at 6:16 am
You... said that already.
I thought you forgot. ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/07/07 at 9:24 am
I was reminded of my femininity last night. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/07/07 at 1:39 pm
I'm still a girl.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: thereshegoes on 03/07/07 at 3:44 pm
I was reminded of my femininity last night. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif
You lucky gal!!! It seems like it's been forever since that happened to me :\'(
I'm still a girl.
But not yet a woman? :D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/07/07 at 3:45 pm
But not yet a woman? :D
LOL.....no, I'm a woman. Damn puberty.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/07/07 at 4:07 pm
I was reminded of my femininity last night. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif
But you're not allowed to say the word "vagina". ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/07/07 at 4:08 pm
I was reminded of my femininity last night. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif
But you're not allowed to say the word "vagina". ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/07/07 at 4:09 pm
you're definitely not allowed to say it twice.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/07/07 at 4:10 pm
you're definitely not allowed to say it twice.
Remember The Vagina Monologues?
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/07/07 at 4:11 pm
i remember hearing about it but i never saw it or anything.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/07/07 at 4:13 pm
i remember hearing about it but i never saw it or anything.
Girls were punished for saying the "v" word. ::)
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Step-chan on 03/07/07 at 4:21 pm
Girls were punished for saying the "v" word. ::)
Why?
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/07/07 at 4:55 pm
Why?
I've got to read more on the situation
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/07/07 at 6:04 pm
I was reminded of my femininity last night. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif
Did you get a physical? o_O
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/07/07 at 6:06 pm
Did you get a physical? o_O
You'll never know...
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/07/07 at 6:09 pm
You'll never know...
Meanie poopy-pants.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/07/07 at 8:10 pm
Did you get a physical? o_O
I sure did...in a way.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/07/07 at 8:12 pm
I sure did...in a way.
Full cavity search.
Just like that time coming back from Prague. *dreaming away..."laaaadeeedaaaaah*
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/08/07 at 12:12 pm
I sure did...in a way.
Which kind of doctor? ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/08/07 at 1:05 pm
Which kind of doctor? ;D
He said he was a gynecologist, but I didn't see his credentials.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/08/07 at 5:07 pm
First off- Don't adjust your reality stabilizer...I'm a man.
Y'know- man, male, hetero erectus.
Second- You guys have finally come up with some crazy %^&#*!
I love it!!!!
Lastly- If a doctor is giving you a barium enema, are their hands supposed to be on your shoulders??
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 03/08/07 at 10:38 pm
Definately of the feminine persuasion and I have the clothes to prove it. ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/08/07 at 10:41 pm
I have the clothes to prove it. ;D
me too!
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 03/08/07 at 10:43 pm
me too!
Bet I have more clothes then you do. I really should throw out about 3/4 of them, but alas....I love clothes. lol Although, I don't do the stereotypical "shoes" thing that women do.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/08/07 at 10:45 pm
Bet I have more clothes then you do. I really should throw out about 3/4 of them, but alas....I love clothes. lol Although, I don't do the stereotypical "shoes" thing that women do.
I do. I found some really cute heels at Target that I want. Zebra print, but I don't have any clothes to match. :P
But then Rice might try to borrow them.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/08/07 at 10:46 pm
I can't walk in heels :P
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 03/08/07 at 10:49 pm
I do. I found some really cute heels at Target that I want. Zebra print, but I don't have any clothes to match. :P
But then Rice might try to borrow them.
Those do sound cute. :)
I can't walk in heels (well...gracefully anyways), although they do make your legs look sexzy!
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/09/07 at 3:51 am
I can't walk in heels (well...gracefully anyways), although they do make your legs look sexzy!
Jeff Foxworthy said it best, when he explained why women wear heels.
(Hint: It ain't for comfort!)
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/09/07 at 6:40 am
He said he was a gynecologist, but I didn't see his credentials.
want to see mine? ;) ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: karen on 03/09/07 at 6:58 am
want to see mine? ;) ;D
Sure. Just scan it and post a copy here
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Jessica on 03/09/07 at 8:59 am
Sure. Just scan it and post a copy here
I almost choked on my coffee.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: jackas on 03/09/07 at 9:15 am
Sure. Just scan it and post a copy here
Don't listen to her Howard! Pleeease!
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/09/07 at 9:17 am
Sure. Just scan it and post a copy here
Okay, Howard, by "it" she means your credentials, not your goodies. Goodies = Baddies!
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/09/07 at 2:10 pm
I'm still a woman and I'll be posting pics later to prove it.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/09/07 at 2:16 pm
Okay, Howard, by "it" she means your credentials, not your goodies. Goodies = Baddies!
Is he trying to propmote his yambags again?
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/09/07 at 2:18 pm
Is he trying to propmote his yambags again?
how much would YOU pay for yambags like these?
but wait, there's more...
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/09/07 at 2:42 pm
New pic of yours truly, taken by her wonderful photographer sister:
http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/9770/bethkarie090gf2.th.jpg
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/09/07 at 2:43 pm
New pic of yours truly, taken by her wonderful photographer sister:
http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/9770/bethkarie090gf2.th.jpg
Oh! Honey you're just lovely. I'm smitten.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/09/07 at 2:47 pm
yeah, that's a wonderful pic, beth.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/09/07 at 2:49 pm
My sister knows how to take a picture. I keep telling her she should have gone into photography.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/09/07 at 2:49 pm
New pic of yours truly, taken by her wonderful photographer sister:
http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/9770/bethkarie090gf2.th.jpg
Nuuuuuuuge.
What's the little pendant thingy made out of?
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/09/07 at 2:51 pm
My sister knows how to take a picture. I keep telling her she should have gone into photography.
Plus, you look hot! You can't forget the importance of good subject matter.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/09/07 at 2:51 pm
Nuuuuuuuge.
What's the little pendant thingy made out of?
It's a heart locket on a silver chain.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/09/07 at 2:51 pm
Plus, you look hot! You can't forget the importance of good subject matter.
I am not hot. But thank you for the compliment anyway. :)
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/09/07 at 2:52 pm
It's a heart locket on a silver chain.
Ok.. better take it off, it might get broken.
SCHWING!
;D ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/09/07 at 2:53 pm
Ok.. better take it off, it might get broken.
SCHWING!
;D ;D
Oh, you clever little...
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/09/07 at 2:54 pm
I am not hot. But thank you for the compliment anyway. :)
Yes you are. :P
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: thereshegoes on 03/09/07 at 3:15 pm
I am not hot. But thank you for the compliment anyway. :)
You are not hot,because you're beautiful ;)
I have a male friend that once told me there's a difference between hot and beautiful, hot girls are good for a fling,the beautiful ones are the ones that make a man fall in love,make him want to be a better man.
I know it's all bullsh*t,but it amused me at the time ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/09/07 at 3:16 pm
I have a male friend that once told me there's a difference between hot and beautiful, hot girls are good for a fling,the beautiful ones are the ones that make a man fall in love,make him want to be a better man.
I know it's all bullsh*t,but it amused me at the time ;D
:\'( It's...so...touching!
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/09/07 at 3:17 pm
You are not hot,because you're beautiful ;)
I have a male friend that once told me there's a difference between hot and beautiful, hot girls are good for a fling,the beautiful ones are the ones that make a man fall in love,make him want to be a better man.
I know it's all bullsh*t,but it amused me at the time ;D
That's a really nice sentiment. I think there's some truth to it.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/09/07 at 3:18 pm
That's a really nice sentiment. I think there's some truth to it.
If more men were like that, women wouldn't need chocolate :)
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/09/07 at 4:18 pm
New pic of yours truly, taken by her wonderful photographer sister:
http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/9770/bethkarie090gf2.th.jpg
Well Hello there. ;)
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/09/07 at 4:19 pm
Is he trying to propmote his yambags again?
Will you stop it with the yambags,They're not YAMS. ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/09/07 at 4:19 pm
Okay, Howard, by "it" she means your credentials, not your goodies. Goodies = Baddies!
Aw Man. ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/09/07 at 9:15 pm
You are not hot,because you're beautiful ;)
I have a male friend that once told me there's a difference between hot and beautiful, hot girls are good for a fling,the beautiful ones are the ones that make a man fall in love,make him want to be a better man.
I know it's all bullsh*t,but it amused me at the time ;D
A hot girl is the one that you wanna jump in to bed with and then not call the next day because you have no respect for her, she's brainless and you have nothing in common.
A beautiful girl is the one that you sit through a 4 hour boooooring ass play with just to spend the evening together.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/09/07 at 9:43 pm
A hot girl is the one that you wanna jump in to bed with and then not call the next day because you have no respect for her, she's brainless and you have nothing in common.
A beautiful girl is the one that you sit through a 4 hour boooooring ass play with just to spend the evening together.
That's pretty deep.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/09/07 at 9:52 pm
That's pretty deep.
That play was sooooooo boring.
I had to keep pinching the inside of my thigh to stay awake.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/09/07 at 9:54 pm
That play was sooooooo boring.
I had to keep pinching the inside of my thigh to stay awake.
becky crane convinced me to go to an opera once. now THAT's love. deluded and misguided and misdirected, but love nonetheless.
where's my goddamn drink. what the hell are you people looking at?
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/09/07 at 9:56 pm
That play was sooooooo boring.
I had to keep pinching the inside of my thigh to stay awake.
She must have been very special for you to endure that kind of torture :D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/09/07 at 9:58 pm
becky crane convinced me to go to an opera once. now THAT's love. deluded and misguided and misdirected, but love nonetheless.
where's my goddamn drink. what the hell are you people looking at?
Never been to an opera. Never known a chick that sophisticated.. never mind one that sophisticated that I wanted to nail.
That's arson love!
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/09/07 at 10:00 pm
She must have been very special for you to endure that kind of torture :D
... she was beautiful!
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/09/07 at 10:01 pm
Never been to an opera. Never known a chick that sophisticated.. never mind one that sophisticated that I wanted to nail.
That's arson love!
she actually SANG opera, becky. she wasn't without her captivating aspects. i was besotted, oi. but we had virtually NOTHING in common.
i tell ya my heart skips a little beat even remembering her. she was a lovely little thing, i tell ya.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/09/07 at 10:02 pm
... she was beautiful!
So what happened with this one?
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/09/07 at 10:03 pm
So what happened with this one?
That was Laura, she was nice and stuff.. but we didn't get on so great.
No big deal.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/09/07 at 10:04 pm
That was Laura, she was nice and stuff.. but we didn't get on so great.
No big deal.
I understand, good luck with your future clients.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/09/07 at 10:05 pm
I understand, good luck with your future clients.
Ruck Foo.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/09/07 at 10:06 pm
Ruck Foo.
tone it down, boy!
sheesh, you're just like my ex-wife.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/09/07 at 10:07 pm
tone it down, boy!
sheesh, you're just like my ex-wife.
After your ex-wife divorced you because of your inadequate love-makin skills, she came round here for a meat sandwich.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/09/07 at 10:09 pm
After your ex-wife divorced you because of your inadequate love-makin skills, she came round here for a meat sandwich.
Salami in cellophane wrap, hold the mayo.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/10/07 at 4:06 am
hahaa...yambags. :D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/10/07 at 7:11 am
hahaa...yambags. :D
If men have yambags then women have.... ______? ???
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/10/07 at 7:12 am
Salami in cellophane wrap, hold the mayo.
and hold the white sauce. ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: KKay on 03/10/07 at 7:14 am
Quote from: Rice Cube on Today at 00:09:01
Salami in cellophane wrap, hold the mayo.
Howard
and hold the white sauce. Grin
that little exchange just gave me chillls. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/verlegen.gif
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/10/07 at 7:26 am
Quote from: Rice Cube on Today at 00:09:01
Salami in cellophane wrap, hold the mayo.
Howard
and hold the white sauce. Grin
that little exchange just gave me chillls. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/verlegen.gif
I have my doubts about Howard's ability to hold it.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/10/07 at 7:41 am
I have my doubts about Howard's ability to hold it.
Why do you have doubts? ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/10/07 at 7:43 am
Why do you have doubts? ;D
Because, if you've been building up pressure for 33 years, you're gonna pop like a freakin champagne cork.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/10/07 at 7:47 am
Because, if you've been building up pressure for 33 years, you're gonna pop like a freakin champagne cork.
I'm still a virgin,maybe that's why I have the ability to hold it. ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/10/07 at 8:53 am
I'm still a virgin,maybe that's why I have the ability to hold it. ;D
Exactly the opposite Howard... exactly the opposite.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/10/07 at 9:56 am
Exactly the opposite Howard... exactly the opposite.
Queens is gonna flood when Howard is finally touched for the very first time...
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/10/07 at 10:01 am
Queens is gonna flood when Howard is finally touched for the very first time...
Urgggh, I'm gonna go on vacation that week.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: jackas on 03/10/07 at 10:04 pm
Queens is gonna flood when Howard is finally touched for the very first time...
Now that's gross!
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/11/07 at 5:21 am
I'm still a virgin,maybe that's why I have the ability to hold it. ;D
D.S.B. can be dangerous to one's health and those around them.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/11/07 at 7:48 am
Queens is gonna flood when Howard is finally touched for the very first time...
I was already touched all I need to do now is to have sex. ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/11/07 at 7:49 am
D.S.B. can be dangerous to one's health and those around them.
D.S.B? ???
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/11/07 at 7:49 am
Urgggh, I'm gonna go on vacation that week.
Take a long vacation if you must.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/11/07 at 12:38 pm
Take a long vacation if you must.
Nah, I think you'll be done in about 2 minutes.. but the clean up could take a few days.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/11/07 at 12:39 pm
Nah, I think you'll be done in about 2 minutes.. but the clean up could take a few days.
could we not discuss tidal waves of Howardly Essence?
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/11/07 at 2:18 pm
Nah, I think you'll be done in about 2 minutes.. but the clean up could take a few days.
Let's say about a few hours.sex is not that short for me.It needs to be just right and take it's time.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/11/07 at 2:18 pm
could we not discuss tidal waves of Howardly Essence?
overflow! ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/11/07 at 5:22 pm
Let's say about a few hours.sex is not that short for me.It needs to be just right and take it's time.
Howard...
not to be.. cuttingly honest... but you have no idea.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/11/07 at 5:34 pm
Howard...
not to be.. cuttingly honest... but you have no idea.
http://i18.tinypic.com/452hwnq.jpg
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/11/07 at 5:59 pm
Howard...
not to be.. cuttingly honest... but you have no idea.
MAYBE, if you throw in some dialogue (Which ruins it all, anyway) and a back rub, you can almost stretch it to a good fifteen minutes.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/11/07 at 6:31 pm
MAYBE, if you throw in some dialogue (Which ruins it all, anyway) and a back rub, you can almost stretch it to a good fifteen minutes.
Talking to yourself is a sign of poor mental health son.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/11/07 at 6:32 pm
Talking to yourself is a sign of poor mental health son.
that's what i keep telling me.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/11/07 at 6:33 pm
Talking to yourself is a sign of poor mental health son.
Psht, like you never do it.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/11/07 at 8:24 pm
I'm still female.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: karen on 03/12/07 at 6:07 am
Sure. Just scan it and post a copy here
Don't listen to her Howard! Pleeease!
I meant his certificates! ;)
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/12/07 at 6:09 am
MAYBE, if you throw in some dialogue (Which ruins it all, anyway) and a back rub, you can almost stretch it to a good fifteen minutes.
No How about 2 Hours?
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/12/07 at 6:09 am
Howard...
not to be.. cuttingly honest... but you have no idea.
I'm not a moron. >:( ::)
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: karen on 03/12/07 at 6:12 am
I'm not a moron. >:( ::)
Davey's not saying that you are Howard. He is just trying point out that that first time generally isn't a two hour humpathon. Have you ever watched American Pie?
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/12/07 at 6:13 am
Davey's not saying that you are Howard. He is just trying point out that that first time generally isn't a two hour humpathon. Have you ever watched American Pie?
At least I won't hump Apple Pie. ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/12/07 at 10:35 am
At least I won't hump Apple Pie. ;D
But it didn't last two hours. :P
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/12/07 at 4:20 pm
But it didn't last two hours. :P
Until his father came in and saw him on top of the apple pie. ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/12/07 at 8:56 pm
....OK, I came in on the wrong end of this one.
*quickly dashing for the fridge, and studiously looking for the Pibb*
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/12/07 at 9:29 pm
....OK, I came in on the wrong end of this one.
*quickly dashing for the fridge, and studiously looking for the Pibb*
oh, nope. you're not gonna wanna drink that pibb, fraid howard had at that one.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/12/07 at 9:29 pm
oh, nope. you're not gonna wanna drink that pibb, fraid howard had at that one.
And if not, he's going to find something sexual to say about it, anyway.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/12/07 at 9:54 pm
And if not, he's going to find something sexual to say about it, anyway.
I have nothing sexual to say about it.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Gis on 03/13/07 at 2:55 am
Talking to yourself is a sign of poor mental health son.
Rubbish my Nan always used to say you get a better class of answer.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/13/07 at 3:06 am
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5x.uWfZFjMcA7gyjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=127b1aif4/EXP=1173859118/**http%3A//www.tvsquad.com/images/2005/11/symbol_ny.jpg I'm a man baby! hopefully my Fredie Mercury avatar doesn't send any mixed signals as to my orientation. I dig groovy chicks, yeah!
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: karen on 03/13/07 at 4:38 am
Shamelessly stolen from Al Murray (and probably not remembered correctly) but
Do you know why the two symbols for male and female are the shape they are?
The male one is a circle with an arrow on it because men are arrows. They are arrows. Strong, going forwards, pointed. They are ARROWS. Flying onwards towards their destiny.
And the womans symbol is a cross because women are cross with men
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/13/07 at 6:34 am
I'm still female.
And I'm still male. ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: La Roche on 03/13/07 at 7:21 am
And I'm still male. ;D
I heard that's not true.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 03/13/07 at 8:46 am
Let's say about a few hours.sex is not that short for me.It needs to be just right and take it's time.
a) sex with a partner is nothing like sex with yourself b) even the BEST of men have difficulty lasting for 2 hours c) if it DOES last 2 hours, the woman's not doing something right.....
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/13/07 at 12:42 pm
a) sex with a partner is nothing like sex with yourself b) even the BEST of men have difficulty lasting for 2 hours c) if it DOES last 2 hours, the woman's not doing something right.....
Ok smartypants how long DO YOU think sex should last? ::) ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/13/07 at 12:42 pm
I heard that's not true.
Who said It's not true?
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/13/07 at 12:58 pm
a) sex with a partner is nothing like sex with yourself b) even the BEST of men have difficulty lasting for 2 hours c) if it DOES last 2 hours, the woman's not doing something right.....
i dunno, takes me forever. it's not a stamina thing, i just can't seem to relax enough to get there for a long time.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/13/07 at 1:08 pm
i dunno, takes me forever. it's not a stamina thing, i just can't seem to relax enough to get there for a long time.
you need to be in a relaxing mood
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/13/07 at 1:26 pm
you need to be in a relaxing mood
well hopefully i'm not relaxing HER! :o that's not exactly the idea behind it.
i was thinking more the frankie-goes-to-hollywood style of relaxing.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: thereshegoes on 03/13/07 at 1:35 pm
c) if it DOES last 2 hours, the woman's not doing something right.....
You're so right,aside from foreplay,20 minutes are more than enough for me.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/13/07 at 10:23 pm
well hopefully i'm not relaxing HER! :o that's not exactly the idea behind it.
i was thinking more the frankie-goes-to-hollywood style of relaxing.
Which Is what?
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/13/07 at 10:29 pm
Which Is what?
>_>...
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/14/07 at 1:56 am
OK.....
Um.......
Hmmmmm.......
Do I say something, or smile & nod knowingly?
*Immediately seeks out the Pibb*
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/14/07 at 2:16 am
I'm still female.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/14/07 at 2:26 am
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 03/14/07 at 3:34 am
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner
That is what I'd truly like to be.
(actually, I'd really like to have an Oscar Meyer weiner right about now...Hubby hates that brand though)
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/14/07 at 6:14 am
>_>...
??? Hmm?
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/14/07 at 7:32 am
Which Is what?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2TLAxTY9Xs
a hint.
this is one of the few brian depalma movies that doesn't suck. (i have a feeling isabel's gonna smack me down for that, but it's pretty much this, carrie, and the untouchables... other than that, he annoys me.)
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: thereshegoes on 03/14/07 at 7:53 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2TLAxTY9Xs
a hint.
this is one of the few brian depalma movies that doesn't suck. (i have a feeling isabel's gonna smack me down for that, but it's pretty much this, carrie, and the untouchables... other than that, he annoys me.)
Another hint...there's this great line from Melanie Griffith about what she won't do, "absolutely no coming in my face" 8)
And yeah Tia you're not fly anymore,one word for you SCARFACE :P
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/14/07 at 7:57 am
Another hint...there's this great line from Melanie Griffith about what she won't do, "absolutely no coming in my face" 8)
And yeah Tia you're not fly anymore,one word for you SCARFACE :P
she wasn't into hair-pulling either, as i remember. hair-pulling and facials -- that's good lovin'! but i guess i just trained at a different school.
okay, yeah, scarface was cool.
but... snakeeyes? that movie just made me achy and sad.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: thereshegoes on 03/14/07 at 8:05 am
she wasn't into hair-pulling either, as i remember. hair-pulling and facials -- that's good lovin'! but i guess i just trained at a different school.
okay, yeah, scarface was cool.
but... snakeeyes? that movie just made me achy and sad.
Yeah,there was a lot she wouldn't do,"no water sports either",she's my idol ;D
Well Snake Eyes wasn't good,but he made up for that with Femme Fatale,most slammed it but that was one sexy movie.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/14/07 at 8:07 am
Yeah,there was a lot she wouldn't do,"no water sports either",she's my idol ;D
Well Snake Eyes wasn't good,but he made up for that with Femme Fatale,most slammed it but that was one sexy movie.
i didn't see femme fatale for the same reason i didn't dig dressed to kill, he seems like he's got a weird hangup about murdering women. it's, like, skeevy. but for all i know, femme fatale might have been really awesome, but i was turned off by the previews.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: thereshegoes on 03/14/07 at 8:12 am
i didn't see femme fatale for the same reason i didn't dig dressed to kill, he seems like he's got a weird hangup about murdering women. it's, like, skeevy. but for all i know, femme fatale might have been really awesome, but i was turned off by the previews.
Murdering women is a turn off to you? :o ;D
I'm gonna make you see it,so you don't really have a choice.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 03/14/07 at 8:14 am
Ok smartypants how long DO YOU think sex should last? ::) ;D
The "first time" is not going to last more than 10 minutes......after that, it's a different story.
Add to that: should and does are two TOTALLY different things ;)
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Tia on 03/14/07 at 8:33 am
Murdering women is a turn off to you? :o ;D
I'm gonna make you see it,so you don't really have a choice.
i know, crazy, right? but yeah, typically, murdering chicks isn't a fetish of mine. spanking, sure. hacking and slashing and putting the lotion in the basket? not so much.
oh, and being forced to see movies? that i like.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/14/07 at 3:33 pm
Tia-
Concerning Brian dePalma films- I have two words for ya:
"Raising Cain".
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/14/07 at 5:24 pm
The "first time" is not going to last more than 10 minutes......after that, it's a different story.
Add to that: should and does are two TOTALLY different things ;)
I'd have to time my sex session. ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/14/07 at 5:34 pm
I'd have to time my sex session. ;D
Howard....
Sex is not like "Mission: Impossible"!
There will be no voice from the mattress saying,
"Your penis will self-destruct in 5 seconds, unless you have intercourse!"
Sex is also not the Indy 500....it's not a race to see who will finish first.
Let it happen naturally!
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 03/14/07 at 5:46 pm
I'd have to time my sex session. ;D
Just don't mark it on the calendar every time it happens like my first husband did (that was annoying) ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/14/07 at 6:08 pm
Just don't mark it on the calendar every time it happens like my first husband did (that was annoying) ;D
I'd mark it my book. ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/14/07 at 6:08 pm
I'm still female.
And I'm still male.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: karen on 03/15/07 at 4:50 am
Just don't mark it on the calendar every time it happens like my first husband did (that was annoying) ;D
I found some old diaries of my husbands and found that he used to write down whenever we had sex.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 03/15/07 at 9:33 am
Just don't mark it on the calendar every time it happens like my first husband did (that was annoying) ;D
:-[ :-[ I did that one year because hubby was complaining it NEVER happened (and would SEVERELY "underestimate" the number of times it DID on the rare occasion he admitted it wasn't as nonexistent as he made it seem) just to prove a point ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/15/07 at 9:43 am
Just don't mark it on the calendar every time it happens like my first husband did (that was annoying) ;D
I found some old diaries of my husbands and found that he used to write down whenever we had sex.
:-[ :-[ I did that one year because hubby was complaining it NEVER happened (and would SEVERELY "underestimate" the number of times it DID on the rare occasion he admitted it wasn't as nonexistent as he made it seem) just to prove a point ;D ;D
;D Men are so funny.
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/15/07 at 2:48 pm
I found some old diaries of my husbands and found that he used to write down whenever we had sex.
I think I should do that one day. ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/15/07 at 11:37 pm
Hmmmm.
Diaries about having sex.....
Worked for Senator Packwood....'til he got busted...
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/16/07 at 6:26 am
Hmmmm.
Diaries about having sex.....
Worked for Senator Packwood....'til he got busted...
Dear Diary,Today I had Oral sex. ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/16/07 at 11:23 am
Dear Diary,Today I had Oral sex. ;D
I'd be surprised to see that in your diary!
Wow, I just noticed... you were on really late last night!
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/16/07 at 2:26 pm
I'd be surprised to see that in your diary!
Wow, I just noticed... you were on really late last night!
I was on just to say hello
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/16/07 at 2:27 pm
Howard....
Sex is not like "Mission: Impossible"!
There will be no voice from the mattress saying,
"Your penis will self-destruct in 5 seconds, unless you have intercourse!"
Sex is also not the Indy 500....it's not a race to see who will finish first.
Let it happen naturally!
Sex is like Mission Impossible.My penis will explode but not in that way. ;D
Subject: Re: Battle of the Sexes! (Well, not really)
Written By: Howard on 03/16/07 at 2:28 pm
I'd be surprised to see that in your diary!
Wow, I just noticed... you were on really late last night!
Would you like to find out? :o