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Subject: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: wildcard on 02/13/07 at 9:25 pm
If you choke a smurf what color would it turn?
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: wildcard on 02/13/07 at 11:40 pm
Why do places that are open 24 hours daily have locks on their door?
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: whistledog on 02/14/07 at 12:52 am
Why do places that are open 24 hours daily have locks on their door?
so the lone employee who works there can run to the washroom
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Tia on 02/14/07 at 12:55 am
so the lone employee who works there can run to the washroom
why does your avatar make me feel... funny. down there. ???
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: whistledog on 02/14/07 at 1:45 pm
why does your avatar make me feel... funny. down there. ???
Cause she is just as hot as Kim Richards? :D
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Tia on 02/14/07 at 1:47 pm
Cause she is just as hot as Kim Richards? :D
well, i wouldn't go all THAT far ;D but she's a looker, fer shurr.
okay, i saw a big list of these park-on-a-driveway question jokes somewhere. i should google it.
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: wildcard on 02/14/07 at 2:21 pm
Hi Tia and wistledog. Valentine's Day is so scary to me.
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Tia on 02/14/07 at 2:29 pm
i sent an email a couple days ago, asking, are we practicing wednesday or thursday? they shot back, thursday is valentines day! i'd totally forgotten.
did i mention i like your hat?
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/14/07 at 4:49 pm
If you eat natural foods do you still die from natural causes?
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: wildcard on 02/14/07 at 4:58 pm
Now there's a good question.
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Tia on 02/14/07 at 5:03 pm
why do we call buildings buildings, and not builts? after all, typically, they're done.
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: wildcard on 02/14/07 at 5:58 pm
Why do we leave the doors to banks open and chain the pens to the counters?
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: wildcard on 02/15/07 at 11:20 am
What happens if we get scared to death more then once? ???
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: wildcard on 02/15/07 at 11:29 am
forgot the word half
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Howard on 02/15/07 at 4:08 pm
If you choke a smurf what color would it turn?
Blue,what other color would they turn? ???
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/15/07 at 4:31 pm
i sent an email a couple days ago, asking, are we practicing wednesday or thursday? they shot back, thursday is valentines day! i'd totally forgotten.
did i mention i like your hat?
ummmm.....did you send one back telling them Thursday is NOT Valentine's Day, it was Wednesday ???
Blue,what other color would they turn? ???
ummmm, Howard, they're already blue, they're smurfs ::)
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/15/07 at 4:31 pm
If you choke a smurf what color would it turn?
Purple...
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Howard on 02/15/07 at 4:39 pm
ummmm.....did you send one back telling them Thursday is NOT Valentine's Day, it was Wednesday ???ummmm, Howard, they're already blue, they're smurfs ::)
Well Blue and Red make purple
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/15/07 at 4:40 pm
If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Howard on 02/15/07 at 4:43 pm
If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
That's not a joke
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: wildcard on 02/15/07 at 5:03 pm
The only things that I've seen turn blue are in cartoons. I guess you would be right although I never tried it. ;)
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: karen on 02/16/07 at 8:51 am
If you choke a smurf what color would it turn?
Someone posted a cartoon here a couple of years ago (possibly Henk because it was in Dutch). It had someone strangling a smurf and saying "Look they turn pink when you squeeze them"
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: wildcard on 02/16/07 at 12:37 pm
Why do they lock the restrooms at gas stations? Are they afraid someone is going to clean them?
reminds me of a parody I've wrote, wanna read it? http://www.amiright.com/parody/submit.shtml
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Howard on 02/16/07 at 3:59 pm
Why do they lock the restrooms at gas stations? Are they afraid someone is going to clean them?
reminds me of a parody I've wrote, wanna read it? http://www.amiright.com/parody/submit.shtml
I always thought you needed a key for gas station restrooms? ???
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: lorac61469 on 02/16/07 at 4:21 pm
I always thought you needed a key for gas station restrooms? ???
???
You need a key because it's locked.
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Howard on 02/16/07 at 4:28 pm
???
You need a key because it's locked.
Some restrooms are open
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: lorac61469 on 02/16/07 at 4:31 pm
Some restrooms are open
You don't tell jokes very often, do you? :D
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Howard on 02/16/07 at 4:31 pm
You don't tell jokes very often, do you? :D
Not often
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Tia on 02/16/07 at 5:56 pm
knock knock
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: lorac61469 on 02/16/07 at 6:24 pm
knock knock
who's there?
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Tia on 02/16/07 at 6:29 pm
who's there?
nobody.
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: gemini on 02/16/07 at 6:40 pm
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? :D
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Sister Morphine on 02/16/07 at 6:41 pm
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? :D
People?
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: gemini on 02/16/07 at 6:44 pm
People?
Makes perfect sense to me! ;D
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: MLB on 02/16/07 at 10:35 pm
My sister said someone told her this on Monday, " I saw two Eskimoes outside your house the other night. They said they weren't cold, just hungry" ???
Now, the guy who said this was the husband of one of my sister's weight loss group members. Is ^ a fat joke that isn't funny or what? She's big and they expected food at our house because she doesn't look starved? She and I aren't laughing.
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Howard on 02/17/07 at 5:27 pm
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? :D
Cheese? ???
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Sister Morphine on 02/17/07 at 5:29 pm
Cheese? ???
No, they'd say people.
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Howard on 02/17/07 at 5:39 pm
No, they'd say people.
Cheese should say "Cheese".
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Sister Morphine on 02/17/07 at 5:40 pm
Cheese should say "Cheese".
No Howard. If people say "Cheese", then cheese should say "People".
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Howard on 02/17/07 at 5:50 pm
No Howard. If people say "Cheese", then cheese should say "People".
What if People don't say Cheese?
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Sister Morphine on 02/17/07 at 5:52 pm
What if People don't say Cheese?
Then cheese doesn't say anything.
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/17/07 at 6:08 pm
If you get olive oil by squeezing olives and you corn oil from by squeezing corn, how do you get baby oil?
Cat
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: gemini on 02/17/07 at 6:11 pm
If you get olive oil by squeezing olives and you corn oil from by squeezing corn, how do you get baby oil?
Cat
From Cheese? ;) ::)
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/17/07 at 6:12 pm
From Cheese? ;) ::)
Lmao
Cat
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Sister Morphine on 02/17/07 at 6:12 pm
If you get olive oil by squeezing olives and you corn oil from by squeezing corn, how do you get baby oil?
Cat
Squeezing babies. Duh.
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: loki 13 on 02/19/07 at 9:58 pm
If you get olive oil by squeezing olives and you corn oil from by squeezing corn, how do you get baby oil?
Along the same line:
If Firefighters fight fires and Crimefighters fight crime, What do Freedomfighters fight?
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Howard on 02/20/07 at 2:24 pm
Along the same line:
If Firefighters fight fires and Crimefighters fight crime, What do Freedomfighters fight?
They fight for freedom whenever there's trouble GI Joe is there... ;D
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: wildcard on 02/20/07 at 4:21 pm
How do you draw a blank?
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/20/07 at 6:37 pm
How do you draw a blank?
Like this _____? :-\\ ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: wildcard on 02/20/07 at 7:29 pm
that works or maybe if I just draw the words a blank :D
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Howard on 02/21/07 at 5:48 pm
How do you draw a blank?
I don't know.
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Tia on 02/21/07 at 6:31 pm
I don't know.
looks like you just did.
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: wildcard on 02/22/07 at 3:48 pm
Stop sending the same movie Tia
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Tia on 02/22/07 at 3:56 pm
Stop sending the same movie Tia
???
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: wildcard on 02/22/07 at 4:38 pm
I just keep clicking on what seems to be part of your signature Tia. No problem it's just me.
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: wildcard on 02/22/07 at 7:04 pm
How come the word abbreviate is so long?
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Sister Morphine on 02/22/07 at 7:23 pm
How come the word abbreviate is so long?
Since when is that a joke?
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: wildcard on 02/22/07 at 7:48 pm
I don't know
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/22/07 at 7:51 pm
I don't know
You mean... "Don't I Know?"
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: wildcard on 02/23/07 at 12:29 pm
I think it time for me to go to the arcade and juggle some chickens. I'm out of jokes right now.
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: karen on 02/23/07 at 12:34 pm
How come the word abbreviate is so long?
And why is there only one Monopolies Commission
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Tia on 02/23/07 at 12:34 pm
I got one.
So these two nuns are riding bicycles back to the convent over a cobblestone road. One says, “wow. I’ve never come this way before.” The other says, “yeah, it’s the cobblestones.”
Guess there’s not really a question there, but I’d be prepared to any questions you might have.
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: KKay on 02/23/07 at 12:43 pm
I got one.
So these two nuns are riding bicycles back to the convent over a cobblestone road. One says, “wow. I’ve never come this way before.” The other says, “yeah, it’s the cobblestones.”
Guess there’s not really a question there, but I’d be prepared to any questions you might have.
my question is, why nuns?
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Rice_Cube on 02/23/07 at 12:45 pm
my question is, why nuns?
Because nuns = fun.
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: KKay on 02/23/07 at 12:49 pm
Because nuns = fun.
sure. if = means 'rhymes with'
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Tia on 02/23/07 at 12:54 pm
i imagine it's because nuns are probably more sexually pentup and so could achieve shangri-la just by riding a bouncy bike.
then again, evidently the one nun has, er, gone a number of different ways, so it really is a bit of a stumper, isn't it.
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: KKay on 02/23/07 at 12:57 pm
i imagine it's because nuns are probably more sexually pentup and so could achieve shangri-la just by riding a bouncy bike.
then again, evidently the one nun has, er, gone a number of different ways, so it really is a bit of a stumper, isn't it.
ok. i accept the nuns. had it been like.....a nun and me, it would go like this.
"ive never come this way before"
"i have."
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Ashkicksass on 02/23/07 at 3:56 pm
ok. i accept the nuns. had it been like.....a nun and me, it would go like this.
"ive never come this way before"
"i have."
;D
I miss you Kkay.
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Howard on 02/23/07 at 4:44 pm
sure. if = means 'rhymes with'
whiff?
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: wildcard on 02/23/07 at 11:39 pm
If a seagull flies over the bay can we call it a bagel ?
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Stompgal on 02/24/07 at 4:23 am
Did you hear about the group that broke into the police department and stole their only toilet?
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: Howard on 02/24/07 at 8:14 am
If a seagull flies over the bay can we call it a bagel ?
A bagel doesn't fly. ;D
Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions
Written By: KKay on 02/24/07 at 9:35 am
;D
I miss you Kkay.
yeah, i miss you too.