I just killed a bug in the last few seconds.  In the next minute, I'm gonna go take a leak

;D  ;D  ;D  ;D


Please....I hope no mod deletes this.



Just this past second, I typed the last letter of this sentence.  Then, I'll have a Dorito.

;D

1 second ago I had a sip of water.

Just a few seconds ago, I was contemplating how many people were aware of Google. In a minute or so, I'll probably be calculating the exact number of people who are totally clueless about the Internet. After that, I'll probably take a leak too.  ;D

In the last second, I saw that song lyric thread where that guy didn't know about Google

In the last minute, I made a bowl of Chili, which means in the next few minutes, i'll hit the can, which might mean that I will have to start a "Hourly Observance" thread.  Chili never comes out fast ;D

I just took a leak a minute ago.  ;D

There are ~6,687,773,204 people on the planet as of a few seconds ago. I'm guessing that at least 5 billion of them are clueless about the Internet.

I'm now observing that if I had the time, and a scientific calculator handy instead of this POS, I could have entered a 10 digit number and the numerous variables to come up with an answer which probably wouldn't be too different from the one with which I arrived.

Right now I just read this post and "thought" Why don't I post in it? After that I'm gonna brush my teeth.

I also want to get to leet, so I thought I better come back in here and make another post.

In the last second, I observed Southern Image wanting to get leet

I printed the photo of Robin And I from July 3rd 2005. :)

I wondered what leet is, now I'm off to read the rest of my unread replies.

I wondered what leet is, now I'm off to read the rest of my unread replies.


Won't that take a while?

Won't that take a while?


Naw, I don't look at most of them.

Naw, I don't look at most of them.


So you just delete them?

Just as a few hours ago, my head is pounding up a storm.  It'll probably be the same in the next minute too.

In the last few seconds, I fixed a candle the spawn broke. In the next minute or so, I'm going to make dinner.

Yup, in the past few seconds I'm still sick and will probably remain so for the next few minutes.  Blasted immune system.

In the last few seconds I was thinking about ordering some stromboli from my favorite restaurant.  In a few minutes I'll probably still be posting and thinking about that darn stromboli.

I just ate 2 cookies. In the next second, I'm gonna drink some water and eat some more. :D

In the past few minutes I read the boy a bedtime story, downed some NyQuil and tried not to hack out my spare lung.  Ugh.

In the past few minutes I read the boy a bedtime story, downed some NyQuil and tried not to hack out my spare lung.  Ugh.


I just did the same damn thing!

I read the girls a story.  The entire time my eyes were watering and I could barely breathe because my throat was so scratchy it hurt to breathe.  I drank some water and ate a cough drop.

So you just delete them?


Yeah, I delete more than half of them.

You poor dear, you should have your husband massage your feet ;)

In the last few seconds....I took a sip of my bottled water. In the next few minutes.. I will still be here posting.

In the last few seconds....I took a sip of my bottled water. In the next few minutes.. I will still be here posting.



Addict.  Beth needs to schedule an intervention or something.

Addict.  Beth needs to schedule an intervention or something.


yes, so totally. I had better come out with it sooner or later....the first step to getting better...is recognizing the problem. ;D

You poor dear, you should have your husband massage your feet ;)


Or massage something else....Oops... :o

About a minute ago I wondered why nearly every thread seems to turn into 'Howard asks'.  I also wondered why spaceace was thinking about ordering a volcano.  In the next few seconds I'll be hitting the post button

I was viewing someone's profile.

I just swallowed.

I just swallowed.


Swallow what?

Swallow what?


My own saliva  ;D

I just swallowed.



Dirty girl.  ;)  ;D

Dirty girl.  ;)  ;D


hehe (I swear I didn't realise how bad that sounded until after I posted it  :D )

hehe (I swear I didn't realise how bad that sounded until after I posted it  :D )



That's what I thought. ;D

... blinked, now typing.

Robin sent me a valentine's Day text message. :\'(

And for that you're sad?  I would think you'd like to hear from her, even if it's just a pleasant greeting.

And for that you're sad?  I would think you'd like to hear from her, even if it's just a pleasant greeting.


I know I'm just a little sad,almost confused.