What happened to your crotch Dom? ::)

This seems to be popping up often, so I figured it deserves it's own thread.

Possibilities:

1.  Lawnmower/weedwhacker/yardwork accident.

2.  Lost them to the Devil in a deal gone wrong.

3.  Vacuum cleaner set to reverse.

4.  Unfortunate fall while attempting to balance on a guardrail.

5.  They just haven't dropped yet and Meat is confused.

This woman has them ...

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/2627/t23jpgw300h1866ko.jpg

Possibilities:

1.  Lawnmower/weedwhacker/yardwork accident.

2.  Lost them to the Devil in a deal gone wrong.

3.  Vacuum cleaner set to reverse.

4.  Unfortunate fall while attempting to balance on a guardrail.

5.  They just haven't dropped yet and Meat is confused.


;D  I like 5

This woman has them ...

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/2627/t23jpgw300h1866ko.jpg


;D

OMG That's gross!

;D

OMG That's gross!


I googled "I Like Meatballs" and that was one of the results ;D

;D hahhah nice thread

7. His mother won't let him have them until he's 18
8. an unfortunate smelting accident

What about his spaghetti? ;D

9. Meat is really a 40 year old woman messing with us. :o

10. The cat attacked them.

He lives in a commune and therefor has to share them.

D=

He tried to climb one of the windmills, but they got sliced off.

Maybe the cat ate it?

i don't know what you're talkiing about, but it's a funny thread.

i don't know what you're talkiing about, but it's a funny thread.


In another thread, Meat said he had no crotch.

So we're honoring crotchless Meat.

So we're honoring crotchless Meat.


Or his meatless crotch. :P

8. an unfortunate smelting accident


This happened back in the day when he worked in the steel mill.

Or his meatless crotch. :P


:o A meatless crotch?!?!

In another thread, Meat said he had no crotch.

So we're honoring crotchless Meat.


Interesting... well, first, that that is the case.
Second...mentioning it in a thread other than the one created for the discussion of his being sans crotch.

Ok. Where did he mention that?

Ok. Where did he mention that?


'Show us what you, your family, your pets or your crotch look like.'

He played with it too much and it just, kinda' fell off :o

Ok. Where did he mention that?


What would you do for a Klondike Bar and What Would You Do for a Million Dollars.

He played with it too much and it just, kinda' fell off :o


NOBODY TOLD ME THAT COULD HAPPEN!!!!!

NOBODY TOLD ME THAT COULD HAPPEN!!!!!
Honey, it's only if YOU play with it too much.....if others are doing it, it doesn't have the same effect ;)

Honey, it's only if YOU play with it too much.....if others are doing it, it doesn't have the same effect ;)


Once again, I am reassured.

Possibilities:

1.  Lawnmower/weedwhacker/yardwork accident.

2.  Lost them to the Devil in a deal gone wrong.

3.  Vacuum cleaner set to reverse.

4.  Unfortunate fall while attempting to balance on a guardrail.

5.  They just haven't dropped yet and Meat is confused.


All incorrect. He never had them to begin with.. his male appearance is due to his lack of ovaries and poor shaving habits, which accounts for his lack of female secondary sex characteristics and his unibrow.

Honey, it's only if YOU play with it too much.....if others are doing it, it doesn't have the same effect ;)


Hey, who gets to define "too much"?

What is there some sort of "jerk-o-meter" that'll tell you when you're redlining it?
:D

D=


I concur.

9. Meat is really a 40 year old woman messing with us. :o

10. The cat attacked them.


11. Meat is telling the truth about his gender and age, but is messing with you about the crotch thing. o_O

Rice Cube is the Donnie Darko of BLAH threads.

I don't understand how balls drop...  :-\\

I don't understand how balls drop...  :-\\


http://www.cnn.com/US/9909/23/new.years.ball/new.years.crystal.ball.jpg

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Rice Cube is the Donnie Darko of BLAH threads.


If you're implying he started this thread, you're wrong.

So not only are you crotchless, but you also can't read very well.

If you're implying he started this thread, you're wrong.

So not only are you crotchless, but you also can't read very well.


Whoa, hey. My memory messed up, I guess..

... But he was the Donnie Darko of BLAH threads... back... in... December...

Whoa, hey. My memory messed up, I guess..

... But he was the Donnie Darko of BLAH threads... back... in... December...


Yes, because "what would you do for a Klondike bar" is such a compelling and insightful topic. :D

Yes, because "what would you do for a Klondike bar" is such a compelling and insightful topic. :D


:P Last month, he made 02394832094823 topics like this one.

:P Last month, he made 02394832094823 topics like this one.


That being a slight exaggeration.

http://www.cnn.com/US/9909/23/new.years.ball/new.years.crystal.ball.jpg

HAPPY NEW YEAR!


:D

I don't understand how balls drop...  :-\\


Well, when a boy is of age, God decrees that he can have his balls come out of his body...and they descend, thus making him a man.  This obviously has not happened to Meat yet, since he has no crotch.

I don't understand how balls drop...  :-\\


It's not so much that they suddenly go down to your knees.. but when you're a little kid they're kinda.. way more in to the body cavity. .. I think.. I can't really remember?  :-\\

I don't remember when it happened.

It's not so much that they suddenly go down to your knees.. but when you're a little kid they're kinda.. way more in to the body cavity. .. I think.. I can't really remember?  :-\\

I don't remember when it happened.


You always had a pair. ;)

It's not so much that they suddenly go down to your knees.. but when you're a little kid they're kinda.. way more in to the body cavity. .. I think.. I can't really remember?  :-\\

I don't remember when it happened.


That kinda helped. Does it happen in one day or is it like, a gradual process?

It is like a rite of passage...Jason's balls have already sort of dropped.

Therefore, Jason > Meat.

That kinda helped. Does it happen in one day or is it like, a gradual process?


It's something most people just notice after it happened.

I don't even know when it happened to me. o_O

It's not so much that they suddenly go down to your knees.. but when you're a little kid they're kinda.. way more in to the body cavity. .. I think.. I can't really remember?  :-\\

I don't remember when it happened.


Most people don't notice, it's not like a sudden "Eeee--eee--eWhiiiiiw-THUD!", it just sorta happens.. they just go from really close to the body to sorta hanging lower in the scrotum.

Most people don't notice, it's not like a sudden "Eeee--eee--eWhiiiiiw-THUD!", it just sorta happens.. they just go from really close to the body to sorta hanging lower in the scrotum.


I think I noticed it the day I was trying to be like Chuck Norris and doing a roundhouse kick, and leveled eight buildings with my wrecking balls.

I never roundhouse kicked again.

Hey, who gets to define "too much"?

What is there some sort of "jerk-o-meter" that'll tell you when you're redlining it?
:D
*HINT* If they fall off, it's probably too much ;)

I think I noticed it the day I was trying to be like Chuck Norris and doing a roundhouse kick, and leveled eight buildings with my wrecking balls.

I never roundhouse kicked again.

:D

Wow, I'm suprised you can walk. ;)

:D

Wow, I'm suprised you can walk. ;)


He probably got an injection... or chemotherapy to reduce the size.

He probably got an injection... or chemotherapy to reduce the size.



There's no way to reduce the size of the scrotum. ???