ok...let's face it, some criminals can be kind of attractive. Which ones have you thought were/are attractive?


I'll go first...I've always had a thing for Erik Menendez.  Both brothers are now married, but neither of them can be intimate with their wives...sucks to be them.


http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiaoFYpFlmIBtTGjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsNXZtZnJjBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTk5OV83Mw--/SIG=12i84b5bq/EXP=1166763816/**http%3a//www.nndb.com/people/483/000027402/erik-menendez-mug.jpg

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMibAFYpFJWQBKxqjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsNXZtZnJjBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTk5OV83Mw--/SIG=132ivkb8p/EXP=1166763840/**http%3a//img.timeinc.net/people/i/2005/features/magstories/051107/emenendez5.jpg

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiaoFYpFlmIBtTGjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsNXZtZnJjBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTk5OV83Mw--/SIG=12i84b5bq/EXP=1166763816/**http%3a//www.nndb.com/people/483/000027402/erik-menendez-mug.jpg


Oh, my... He IS cute.

Oh, my... He IS cute.



yes...yes he is. ;)

No offense Erin, but if you're a criminal....you could be Playgirl model hot....I won't see it. 

No offense Erin, but if you're a criminal....you could be Playgirl model hot....I won't see it. 



I don't really think that most criminals are hot....but I do think that Erik Menendez is.  I know what he did was awful...and I wouldn't go as far as his wife did...and marry the guy, but if I saw him walking down the street...I would turn my head to look at him.

Some people used to say that at the time of his arrest, Paul Bernardo was quite a good looker.  Even after he had been convicted, some people still thought he was a looker.  All I can say is "WHY?" :o

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/9061/bernardo3sizedpq9.jpg

His graduating picture is at Queens University, but there's so many scratches over the glass frame, you can barely tell it's him

Paul Bernardo, what a freak.

Paul Bernardo, what a freak.


His wife on the other hand... (One ticket to hell, please.)

I wonder what you ladies would think of my old man. :D

Criminals by nature are ugly people. 

Criminals by nature are ugly people. 


Ugly on the inside... *Nods*

Criminals by nature are ugly people. 


Most women seek to think my father is pretty fair looking.

Ugly on the inside... *Nods*



Oh, so you happen to know them all personally Dominique?

Oh, so you happen to know them all personally Dominique?


Why yes, yes I do. Your father was my favorite, though. He gave me candy.

Don't ruin Erin's thread too.

Why yes, yes I do. Your father was my favorite, though. He gave me candy.


http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/dry.gif


Don't ruin Erin's thread too.


Stifle yourself.

Stifle yourself.



Uhhh, no.  :)

I wonder what you ladies would think of my old man. :D


He is a criminal?

Uhhh, no.  :)


I'm not going to sit by quietly with that type of talk going on.


He is a criminal?


My father has been in prison twice, the first time was state in the 1970s and the second time was federal from 2002-2006.

I'm not going to sit by quietly with that type of talk going on.


Dude, you're doing it now. Just ignore it.

He is a criminal?



Robbed a bank.  Went to the hooscow.

I'm not going to sit by quietly with that type of talk going on.


Yeah.

Robbed a bank.  Went to the hooscow.


Hooscow.  ;D  That's funny. 


So he really robbed a bank?  Both times?  Wow...

I don't know about both times, but I know one of them was for robbing a bank.  And ain't hooscow a great word? 

Dude, you're doing it now. Just ignore it.


Doing what now?



Robbed a bank.  Went to the hooscow.


And he is NOT a bad person.


Hooscow.  ;D  That's funny. 


So he really robbed a bank?  Both times?  Wow...




No, not the first time. The first time was for selling weed. That was in 1971.

Doing what now?


Arguing. It ruins people's threads.

And he is NOT a bad person.


What possible relevance does that have to my comment?  She asked a question, I answered it.  I never said anything about the quality of person he is. 

Arguing. It ruins people's threads.


Sorry, this is a personal matter to me.



What possible relevance does that have to my comment?  She asked a question, I answered it.  I never said anything about the quality of person he is. 


It has relevance to other comments made in this thread, by YOU.

so post his picture, yo...I wanna judge it for myself! ;)

No, not the first time. The first time was for selling weed. That was in 1971.


Huh.  Well, hopefully things are better for him now.  


You should post his picture on here.   ;) ;D ;)


And I don't think Beth was implying that he's a bad person either.  She was just being helpful.  


Let's all be friends.  It's Christmas for cryin' out loud!  

And I don't think Beth was implying that he's a bad person either.  She was just being helpful. 


Thank you dear Ash.

Huh.  Well, hopefully things are better for him now. 


You should post his picture on here.  ;) ;D ;)


And I don't think Beth was implying that he's a bad person either.  She was just being helpful. 


Let's all be friends.  It's Christmas for cryin' out loud! 


She said earlier that criminals are ugly people personality-wise.


so post his picture, yo...I wanna judge it for myself! ;)
'

Okay, I'm getting a digital camera tomorrow, I'll take a couple pics of him, lol.

Ok folks....let's agree to disagree....now,


on with the hot criminals!! ;D :D

Edited because I like Erin too much to let myself get involved in yet ANOTHER pissing match. 

http://www.justjared.com/images/2006/07/mel-gibson-mug-shot.jpg

http://www.justjared.com/images/2006/07/mel-gibson-mug-shot.jpg



well....there ya go Doms...now that's the spirit!! :D ;)

http://www.justjared.com/images/2006/07/mel-gibson-mug-shot.jpg


NOT hot.  At all.

Ewww......Mel Gibson is greasy.  He was hot a few years ago, but he's let himself go a bit.

No, not the first time. The first time was for selling weed. That was in 1971.


"I don't think I should be shot, for selling pot, it's just my little way, of saying hi."

I never found him to be hot...I was just happy that Doms posted another criminal pic. LOL! :D ;D

Ewww......Mel Gibson is greasy.  He was hot a few years ago, but he's let himself go a bit.



http://static.flickr.com/42/104522935_86f24b441f_o.jpg

http://static.flickr.com/42/104522935_86f24b441f_o.jpg



wow...that looks really unappealing! ;D

wow...that looks really unappealing! ;D


But they're hardened criminals.

But they're hardened criminals.



hardened something...I'll give you that much! ;)

hardened something...I'll give you that much! ;)


Ah, you picked up on my joke!

http://elgg.net/george/files/905/2442/mug-shot.jpg


Eh? Eh!?


... Eh...

http://elgg.net/george/files/905/2442/mug-shot.jpg


Eh? Eh!?


... Eh...



who be that? ???

You want some sexy hot criminal beefcake?  Feast your eyes on this!


http://mynewwebsite.free.fr/Mugshot-michael-jackson.jpg



I'll give all the women here a chance to compose themselves before they comment.

who be that? ???


Noooo idea.

You want some sexy hot criminal beefcake?  Feast your eyes on this!

I'll give all the women here a chance to compose themselves before they comment.



Here is my comment.   http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/15/thebirdman.gif

You want some sexy hot criminal beefcake?  Feast your eyes on this!


http://mynewwebsite.free.fr/Mugshot-michael-jackson.jpg



I'll give all the women here a chance to compose themselves before they comment.



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Gosh...I think I just had an accident...he's SO fine! ;D :D

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Gosh...I think I just had an accident...he's SO fine! ;D :D


I saw him last night... He gave me his nose as a souvenier!

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Gosh...I think I just had an accident...he's SO fine! ;D :D



I know, I know.  I had to splash cold water on my face afterward to cool off.  What a fine hunk of masculinity!

Paul Bernardo, what a freak.


I agree..... He is a freak.....  ::)

I agree..... He is a freak.....  ::)



I've never heard of him...what exactly did he do? Or do I wanna know? ???

The Kray twins had major sex appeal. Ron was gay though.

http://www.verulam-angling.demon.co.uk/images/krays.jpg

I wish you criminal picture posters would tell us who these criminals are and what they did.  I can't be bothered to look this stuff up.

The Kray twins had major sex appeal. Ron was gay though.

http://www.verulam-angling.demon.co.uk/images/krays.jpg


Um.... no?

The Kray twins had major sex appeal. Ron was gay though.

http://www.verulam-angling.demon.co.uk/images/krays.jpg



The one in the front is making the same face that Davey was making in that wedding pic.

The one in the front is making the same face that Davey was making in that wedding pic.


I've moddled myself on Ron & Reg. Intimidation, fear... never smile. Can't wait until I can get in with the mob.. they need some fresh ideas.

http://poplicks.com/images/Debra-Lafave.jpg

^ Debra LaFave, pedophile. 

^ Debra LaFave


WND isn't a news source.  But as Episode 1010 of South Park said it,  Niccccccce!

/it's a double standard
//long live the double standard
///all I had when I was that age was a Van Halen song
////and an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time
/////lawn. offa. git.

Ok, now don't laugh at me... but when Jeffrey Dahmer (Homosexual Cannibal Murderer from Milwaukee, WI)  was first shown on TV all cleaned up in court (without his dorky glasses), I thought 'geez , he's kinda  cute".  Doesn't mean I wasn't sickened by him though.

And Ted Bundy (Serial Killer from the 70's who murdered numerous women in at least 5 different states)  was known for his charm and his good looks. That's why so many women fell victim to him.. His good looks were disarming.


Randall Woodfield (I-5 Killer) was a body builder and drafted by the Green Bay Packers football team.  He was kinda good looking too.

http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/serialkillers/woodfield.htm

Dahmer was a good looking guy. He was pretty much just misunderstood.

Dahmer was a good looking guy. He was pretty much just misunderstood.


yeah, if only he could've patented that sex zombie technique.. it might help loners everywhere! :P

yeah, if only he could've patented that sex zombie technique.. it might help loners everywhere! :P



;D ;D ;D :D

;D ;D ;D :D


there I go again! shame on me!

yeah, if only he could've patented that sex zombie technique.. it might help loners everywhere! :P


I wanna sex zombie for christmas.

there I go again! shame on me!



hahah...your one-liners are great though!! ;D

That sounds like it could be a band name.. Dahmer's Sex Zombies

That sounds like it could be a band name.. Dahmer's Sex Zombies


Davey's sex zombies?

Davey's sex zombies?


uh, Davey... I don't think your sex dolls really count!  :D :P ;)

uh, Davey... I don't think your sex dolls really count!  :D :P ;)


Guess none of ya'll are gonna have a record after all.  :(

Guess none of ya'll are gonna have a record after all.  :(


since when did blow up dolls play instruments other than skin flute?

since when did blow up dolls play instruments other than skin flute?


OOOOOOOOH! blow up dolls.  :-[

How do you know about Sally the sqeaky sheep?

OOOOOOOOH! blow up dolls.  :-[

How do you know about Sally the sqeaky sheep?


you've got sheep fuc*ker written across your forehead! :P

you've got sheep fuc*ker written across your forehead! :P


What do you call a sheep tied to a street light in Boston?

A Leisure complex.

::)

::)


;D What, you wanna be tied to a streetlight?

this was in the guardian today. (i like to get my ultraliberal fix over here in the uk.)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,1977951,00.html

"The girl was a Romanian who, she claims, was begging on the street. "She looked very sad-looking and I took real pity on her. It was a horrible sight, so I decided to buy her a cheese pie." When Sophie Tuta Caldarar, the Romanian, who has since been denied custody of the child, indicated that the baby was cold, Ms Golby says she bought her a jacket. "There was a clothes shop nearby so I bought her the jacket and then when she pulled down the baby's trousers and said 'pamper, pamper', I gave her