waiter?! i'll have what meat!'s having! :D

if you've smoked salvia, don't panic. it wears off in a few minutes. :)


I dunno, if it's that same thing you posted about a few weeks ago, I'm in for a trip!

just say no, meat! stay in school!

meat's all underage so i have to say stuff like that and scold him when he calls me a kiddie kraver so i dont wind up in jail.

in speaking of which, did i post this yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBaProuQlII

loved this movie when i was a little brat, didn't even recognize that as the witch mountain girl. it's hilarious when she slides down the storm drain. oh!

just say no, meat! stay in school!

meat's all underage so i have to say stuff like that and scold him when he calls me a kiddie kraver so i dont wind up in jail.

in speaking of which, did i post this yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBaProuQlII

loved this movie when i was a little brat, didn't even recognize that as the witch mountain girl. it's hilarious when she slides down the storm drain. oh!



What if I went to school with Salvia?

What if I went to school with Salvia?
i dont think you're allowed to have it if you're under 18. i'd have to report you.

look. fun of any kind is not permitted for minors. just buy another milkshake and accept it. :)

i dont think you're allowed to have it if you're under 18. i'd have to report you.

look. fun of any kind is not permitted for minors. just buy another milkshake and accept it. :)


Hmm... Milkshakes DO give me bad craps...

Which lead to hallucination from the smell. I suppose that'll do for now!

watch my disney movie everybody! it's cute as the dickens.

i love how the boys really like something about girls, but they don't know what it is. kids in kids' movies aren't kids anymore, they're freakish miniature adults.

meat's all underage so i have to say stuff like that and scold him when he calls me a kiddie kraver so i dont wind up in jail.


Davey's all sub-retardation levels of intelligence, so he can say what he wants.

Smoke crack Meat!! It makes you crap yourself and then you feel reaaaaalll purrdy.

Davey's all sub-retardation levels of intelligence, so he can say what he wants.

Smoke crack Meat!! It makes you crap yourself and then you feel reaaaaalll purrdy.
back in high school a friend of mine smoked a bunch of crack... fell DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS AND CRACKED HIS HEAD AGAINST A WALL! i thought he was probably dead. but he got up like nothing had happened, stumbled into the basement party room and let a bunch of people trick him into smoking PCP he thought was just pot. i was like, matt, man, you might not oughta smoke that seeing as how you're already falling down flights of stairs but did he listen to me? no.

then there was the time this other dude did LSD, he'd just broken his arm a few months ago and it had recently healed. when the acid kicked in he fixated on his arm for SIX STRAIGHT HOURS, begging us to call an ambulance because it had broken again. it plainly hadn't but there was no reasoning with him.

my middle two years of high school were like one continuous say-no-to-drugs commercial. seriously, that crazy sheesh? NOT recommended.

back in high school a friend of mine smoked a bunch of crack... fell DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS AND CRACKED HIS HEAD AGAINST A WALL! i thought he was probably dead. but he got up like nothing had happened, stumbled into the basement party room and let a bunch of people trick him into smoking PCP he thought was just pot. i was like, matt, man, you might not oughta smoke that seeing as how you're already falling down flights of stairs but did he listen to me? no.

then there was the time this other dude did LSD, he'd just broken his arm a few months ago and it had recently healed. when the acid kicked in he fixated on his arm for SIX STRAIGHT HOURS, begging us to call an ambulance because it had broken again. it plainly hadn't but there was no reasoning with him.

my middle two years of high school were like one continuous say-no-to-drugs commercial. seriously, that crazy sheesh? NOT recommended.


Now we REALLY know what's in Tia's head.

i got as many scary drug stories as the day is long. i should go around giving speeches to high school classrooms. and then getting phone numbers of all the hot chicks afterward.

fortunately, MOST of the scary drug stories happened to other people. i'd usually flinch when the real nutty pharmacological lab stuff got busted out. although i've got a few, such as my petit mal seizure. you're sitting there panicking and then you suddenly come to, not remember passing out -- you're twitching, drooling, complete amnesia, it was terrifying. we'd done LSD laced with strychnine, i know people say that's an urban myth but there was SOMETHING seriously toxic in that stuff.

i got as many scary drug stories as the day is long. i should go around giving speeches to high school classrooms. and then getting phone numbers of all the hot chicks afterward.

fortunately, MOST of the scary drug stories happened to other people. i'd usually flinch when the real nutty pharmacological lab stuff got busted out. although i've got a few, such as my petit mal seizure. you're sitting there panicking and then you suddenly come to, not remember passing out -- you're twitching, drooling, complete amnesia, it was terrifying. we'd done LSD laced with strychnine, i know people say that's an urban myth but there was SOMETHING seriously toxic in that stuff.


Oohhh, the tounge tingling sheesh. Like.. when your tounge is actually burning, you could swear you just swilled your mouth out with napalm.

you wake up and you could swear ten years had passed. and your tongue is tingling, yes.

you wake up and you could swear ten years had passed. and your tongue is tingling, yes.


Love the tounge tingle.

The best is when you drop some phets and find out that in the time in between you've got  A LOT done.

Love the tounge tingle.

The best is when you drop some phets and find out that in the time in between you've got  A LOT done.
"omg! every asshat at this party is now in intensive care!"

never touched it, actually. MDMA is as close as i ever got. well, this dude at an arcade sold us something that mighta been amphetamines.

my white trash aunt went down the hose from doing crystal.

wait! we're off track!

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20ccs of janet munro, IV stat!

"omg! every asshat at this party is now in intensive care!"

never touched it, actually. MDMA is as close as i ever got. well, this dude at an arcade sold us something that mighta been amphetamines.

my white trash aunt went down the hose from doing crystal.


Dude.. my family - rural Missouri.. Meth capital of the world. I guarentee half of them are makin' it.

i'm concerned that vas kallas is hitting the crystal. last couple pictures i saw of her her front teeth were sorta funky.

vas! call me! i'll talk ya down!

i'm concerned that vas kallas is hitting the crystal. last couple pictures i saw of her her front teeth were sorta funky.

vas! call me! i'll talk ya down!


Nah, Vas, share and share alike baby, we'll hit some crystal and then fu.ck all night.

Nah, Vas, share and share alike baby, we'll hit some crystal and then fu.ck all night.
but if she goes down the crapper from drug abuse we'll lose all the albums they were gonna make! you gotta think of the big picture.

i touched her hand, you know. i SO wanna see another show. i assumed i would die at the last one, so i never really thought about it.

but if she goes down the crapper from drug abuse we'll lose all the albums they were gonna make! you gotta think of the big picture.

i touched her hand, you know. i SO wanna see another show. i assumed i would die at the last one, so i never really thought about it.


I thought I did die at Slayer. When I went like 8 months ago. In May.. and it was 105 degrees and it was an outside gig.. and everyone was in leather and moshing. I just thought, ok.. so I'm actually going to shrivel and die.. cool.

I thought I did die at Slayer. When I went like 8 months ago. In May.. and it was 105 degrees and it was an outside gig.. and everyone was in leather and moshing. I just thought, ok.. so I'm actually going to shrivel and die.. cool.
better than dying in a hospital bed from a bad ticker clogged with cheeseburgers and hard liquor. which is what i'm foreseeing.

Right, just watched it. They were the first artists signed to apple records right. They're good.. waaaay better than those suckass Beatles. I'm never gonna be the biggest badfinger fan, but they're talented and as I say, way better than the Beatles. My new mission in life is to replace Badfinger as the pre-eminent band of the time as opposed to the Beatles.
right on Andy. They were the first and only band I am aware of to sign with Apple wonderful compliment for a talented group in which only 1 member remains. the other 3 have passed on to rock and roll heaven  :(

that's a pretty great song. i totally remember it.

it's funny how polite audiences were in those days!  where's the mosh pit!?
i know, everyone's got their hands in their laps, posture is ergonomically perfect and hardly a head is bobbing.  They must have been instructed to behave  ;D

right on Andy. They were the first and only band I am aware of to sign with Apple wonderful compliment for a talented group in which only 1 member remains. the other 3 have passed on to rock and roll heaven  :(




Seriously. I'd never listend to Badfinger before.. I don't think.. but they're pretty good, I could jam to that. Like I say, waaaaaaaay better than the beatles.

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Stop It,he's not thinking about me. ::)

i'm concerned that vas kallas is hitting the crystal. last couple pictures i saw of her her front teeth were sorta funky.

vas! call me! i'll talk ya down!
have her call me if she needs a sponsor.

Ho ho, Ho.

have her call me if she needs a sponsor.
mike, you smoothie!

inside my head right now:

http://www.boomercafe.com/London-fog.jpg

the whole south of london is being crippled by fog. doubtless a weather warfare attack on the part of the russians.

mike, you smoothie!

inside my head right now:

http://www.boomercafe.com/London-fog.jpg

the whole south of london is being crippled by fog. doubtless a weather warfare attack on the part of the russians.


Quite clearly. Did you fly in to Gatwick? Did you get my e-mail?

Quite clearly. Did you fly in to Gatwick? Did you get my e-mail?
naw, heathrow. and then literally five hours of train riding to get out to haywards heath. daaaaaag, i was a zombified jet lagged zombie, trying to figure out the train schedules and the system was all glitchy and just... ugh.

nothing fog-related though. apparently that's all departures and short domestic flights.

i goofed and asked the british flight attendant for iced tea. i love how not only do they not have it here, usually they've never even HEARD of it!

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1020289/2/istockphoto_1020289_biker_girl_2.jpg

mike, you smoothie!

I'm quite willing to help her work that 13th step in her program

naw, heathrow. and then literally five hours of train riding to get out to haywards heath. daaaaaag, i was a zombified jet lagged zombie, trying to figure out the train schedules and the system was all glitchy and just... ugh.

nothing fog-related though. apparently that's all departures and short domestic flights.

i goofed and asked the british flight attendant for iced tea. i love how not only do they not have it here, usually they've never even HEARD of it!


Ask Karen about me in some donut shop.

I wanted Iced Coffee right. He say's "How do you want your coffee." 'Cold' "Yes, but how do you want it?" 'Cold.. iced, ya know, like frozen' "Yes sir, but how would you like it?" 'fudgeIN FROZ..oh.. black, 2 sugars.'

Ask Karen about me in some donut shop.

I wanted Iced Coffee right. He say's "How do you want your coffee." 'Cold' "Yes, but how do you want it?" 'Cold.. iced, ya know, like frozen' "Yes sir, but how would you like it?" '(i_idiotically_tried_to_break_the_rules_by_using_profanity) FROZ..oh.. black, 2 sugars.'

it was HYSTERICAL.
being all mean to the guy. hahahaaaaa

the image in Tia's head right now is this: