Whatever!  :D

CAKE!!!

it's LTE! but... shorter.

Twinkies!! :)

If I were you guys I'd blow this joint(the forum) for awhile. Things could be on the verge of getting extremely nasty..

If I were you guys I'd blow this joint(the forum) for awhile. Things could be on the verge of getting extremely nasty..


Is there felching afoot?

That poor hamster.

Is there felching afoot?


OHH You noticed.

Is there felching afoot?


No, theres a big ass fight afoot. I'm not going to be mistreated when I've been genuinely trying to be civil. I've tried to be diplomatic.

>:(

That poor hamster.


He never saw it coming.. until he felt the fire.


OHH You noticed.


It's hard not to.. you can feel it on the sides.


No, theres a big ass fight afoot. I'm not going to be mistreated when I've been genuinely trying to be civil. I've tried to be diplomatic.

>:(


Have you spoken to your congressman?

No, theres a big ass fight afoot. I'm not going to be mistreated when I've been genuinely trying to be civil. I've tried to be diplomatic.

>:(


Take it to PMs.  I don't want it to get too random.  There is an order to my chaos!

Take it to PMs.  I don't want it to get too random.  There is an order to my chaos!


Talk about oxy-moronic.

If I were you guys I'd blow this joint(the forum) for awhile. Things could be on the verge of getting extremely nasty..
SWEET!

i wanna stand on the sidelines and instigate.

No, theres a big ass fight afoot. I'm not going to be mistreated when I've been genuinely trying to be civil. I've tried to be diplomatic.

>:(


We don't mistreat you.  I'm the youngest of four.  Trust me, this is tame!!!! :)

We don't mistreat you.  I'm the youngest of four.  Trust me, this is tame!!!! :)


No, no. Its a specific person.

No, no. Its a specific person.


Remember that older brother I was trying to tell you about?  Davey reminds me of him. :)

I'm being ignored by someone b/c they can't grow up and move on from something that happened, like everyone else. It hurts my feelings and really makes me angry because the past couple of dayings I've really been trying hard to be nice..


Remember that older brother I was trying to tell you about?  Davey reminds me of him. :)


Ah, cool. :)

Remember that older brother I was trying to tell you about?  Davey reminds me of him. :)


Who's brother am I now?

You can be B'rer Rabbit.

I'm being ignored by someone b/c they can't grow up and move on from something that happened, like everyone else. It hurts my feelings and really makes me angry because the past couple of dayings I've really been trying hard to be nice..

Ah, cool. :)


Just wait till you're 30!!!  Someone will be on the recieving end of your vengence.

You can be B'rer Rabbit.


Did he wear pants?
I don't wear pants for nobody.

They were like honky overalls...do they count as pants?

Did he wear pants?
I don't wear pants for nobody.


That's what Uncle Remus said.

They were like honky overalls...do they count as pants?


Nope.


That's what Uncle Remus said.


I could do that.

Nope.

I could do that.

Do what?

Do what?


Do what Uncle Remus said.q

Just wait till you're 30!!!  Someone will be on the recieving end of your vengence.


I don't know what you mean.

All I know is this is BULLSH*T.

I've tried to be nice to people here the last couple of days and everyone else has accepted and moved on. Even Jessica and Rice Cube. Its REALLY hurt my f*cking feelings that shes ignored me this way.

You should dance the dance of pants.

Do what Uncle Remus said.q


I thought you had a mind of your own.

I thought you had a mind of your own.


Apparently I can be easily led in the subject of lower body attire.

I don't know what you mean.

All I know is this is BULLSH*T.

I've tried to be nice to people here the last couple of days and everyone else has accepted and moved on. Even Jessica and Rice Cube. Its REALLY hurt my f*cking feelings that shes ignored me this way.


Alright son...let's watch the language here, we have to control the chaos a bit ;)

There is nothing in the TOU that says anyone has to post to you or message you or respond to you in any way.  If you have a problem, talk to the moderator, keep it out of my thread.

Apparently I can be easily led in the subject of lower body attire.


If you wear a kilt, that might help your cause.

If you wear a kilt, that might help your cause.


I made my own kilt cus they're so expensive.

If you wear a kilt, that might help your cause.


Yes, but what Tartan pattern would he wear?

all the words are dying. we can't let the words die. :-\\ :\'(

Alright son...let's watch the language here, we have to control the chaos a bit ;)

There is nothing in the TOU that says anyone has to post to you or message you or respond to you in any way.  If you have a problem, talk to the moderator, keep it out of my thread.


No, I'm upset here man my feelings are hurt and noone even cares.

I'm being SH*T on after I made a genuine effort to be nice. I'm crying right now b/c of this.

My brother has a kilt and one of those kilt belt things that shame redneck belt buckles.  He also has bagpipes.  He went to a prom in a kilt one year.  I don't know why he has a kilt.  Did I mention that he's Asian like me?

Spam.

TAGGED for deletion!

Yes, but what Tartan pattern would he wear?


Black, on black.

BLACK METAL IST KRIEG!

all the words are dying. we can't let the words die. :-\\ :\'(


*snort*

No, I'm upset here man my feelings are hurt and noone even cares.

I'm being SH*T on after I made a genuine effort to be nice. I'm crying right now b/c of this.


Why does it matter to you what one person thinks of you?  I thanked you for your card, btw.

Okay, let the randomness ensue.

Spam.

TAGGED for deletion!


Make up your own line, plebe.

all the words are dying. we can't let the words die. :-\\ :\'(


The words of a writer.

Make up your own line, plebe.


Hey, hey! It's close enough to being my own. More like a parody. You see, I capitolized "tagged".

The words of a writer.


A.A. Milne

capitolized "tagged".


You built a capitol building on a tag?

A.A. Milne


Z.Z Top.

Z.Z Top.


D.L. Hughley!

You built a capitol building on a tag?
  While you're at it you can sit on it too.

does anybody remember laughter? :-\\ :\'(

Hmmm, the spire on the top of the capitol might make sitting a bit uncomfortable.

does anybody remember laughter? :-\\ :\'(


:D :D :D

You built a capitol building on a tag?


That would be "capital".

A <<<<<,111211oneseventeen.

  While you're at it you can sit on it too.


DAAAAAMN, YOU OWNED HIS ASS!

Yeah meaty boy, go sit on it.


does anybody remember laughter? :-\\ :\'(


A man walks in to a bar.

OUCH!

does anybody remember laughter? :-\\ :\'(


What's that?

does anybody remember laughter? :-\\ :\'(


Back when I was younger and had to walk 5 miles to school in the snow. :)

It's much funnier if I walk into the bar.

It's much funnier if I walk into the bar.


Shaken or stired, sir?

Sorry for the blow-up guys, its okay now.

Michael Richards, Rice Cube, and Shaquille O' Neal walk into a bar...

Michael Richards, Rice Cube, and Shaquille O' Neal walk into a bar...


Davey crys because he only has 2 bullets.

Sorry for the blow-up guys, its okay now.


All is forgiven.  Shaken or stired sir?

Rice passes Michael Richards to Shaq, Shaq dunks Michael Richards...2 points.

Davey crys because he only has 2 bullets.


Unprepared?  For shame!!!

Little does Davey realize that he's shooting blanks.

Little does Davey realize that he's shooting blanks.


Some people just choice not to spawn.

Rice passes Michael Richards to Shaq, Shaq dunks Michael Richards...2 points.


Well, I thought Michael Richards was gonna call you something racial, and Shaq would be called "The N-Word"...

After which, Jerry Seinfeld comes in and makes fun of Jewish people, or something.

There's no racism in my thread.  Get the F out.

Little does Davey realize that he's shooting blanks.


I think all 3 of us know otherwise.


Unprepared?  For shame!!!


It's ok, I'll shoot the bartender, then get 'em hammered so they fight amongst themselves. Then after Shaq eats them, I'll shoot him.

Well, I thought Michael Richards was gonna call you something racial, and Shaq would be called "The N-Word"...

After which, Jerry Seinfeld comes in and makes fun of Jewish people, or something.


It's an ethnic thing it's been going on for years.

I think all 3 of us know otherwise.

It's ok, I'll shoot the bartender, then get 'em hammered so they fight amongst themselves. Then after Shaq eats them, I'll shoot him.


Sounds like a plan to me!

Well, I thought Michael Richards was gonna call you something racial, and Shaq would be called "The N-Word"...

After which, Jerry Seinfeld comes in and makes fun of Jewish people, or something.


As a Nazi, I find this very offensive. Get out cali boy, you california sorts never learn do you. All the racial conflict in the world is your fault.

As a Nazi, I find this very offensive. Get out cali boy, you california sorts never learn do you. All the racial conflict in the world is your fault.


What is California, anyway?

Us potheads would like to think of it as a place of peace and love, not Nazi wars.

What is California, anyway?

Us potheads would like to think of it as a place of peace and love, not Nazi wars.


Hippies peace lovers.  :)

What is California, anyway?

Us potheads would like to think of it as a place of peace and love, not Nazi wars.


HATE MONGER!

HATE MONGER!


Dirty Commie!!!

Dirty Commie!!!


That would be me.

McBain to base...am being attacked by Commie-Nazis.

Yeah, Andys the Nazi, I'm the Communist. We're like the wonder twins.

Yeah, Andys the Nazi, I'm the Communist. We're like the wonder twins.


Any room for a hippie?

No, stay in California.

Dirty Commie!!!


Get back in your box.


Any room for a hippie?


GET! SHOO!


No, stay in California.


Good boy.

GET! SHOO!


Get shoe?

Well... us hippies aren't well-known for wearing protective footwear.

Rope sandals can be very protective..

Rope sandals can be very protective..


But we wear nothing!! NOTHINGGGJKLSDJKGLdfss
s

Barefeet, reprezent.

^ Hello, tetanus!

^ Hello, tetanus!


Yanno, back when I wore shoes, I got a nail in my foot, anyway.

June 9th, 2006, to be exact.

That's what you get for wearing crappy shoes.

Yanno, back when I wore shoes, I got a nail in my foot, anyway.

June 9th, 2006, to be exact.


Sneakers?

Sneakers?



Yesh. Skater shoes. Not because I'm a skater, but because I... couldn't... find any other shoes than that pair that fit me.

Yesh. Skater shoes. Not because I'm a skater, but because I... couldn't... find any other shoes than that pair that fit me.


Skaters have very little on the bottom.

This thread has almost more posts than both "Feel Any Way" threads combined. :P

^ OMG!

This thread has almost more posts than both "Feel Any Way" threads combined. :P


It's amazing what team effort can do!

^ OMG!

zOMFGWTFSTFULMFAOROTFLOL!!!!!!

It's amazing what team effort can do!


There is no "I" in "team", but there is an "I" in "pie"...

There is no "I" in "team", but there is an "I" in "pie"...


There's a Me in team... IF you rearrange the letters.


Hey! There's a "Meat!" in team!, too! =D

The team eats meat for breakfast.

The team eats meat for breakfast.


California eats Indiana for lunch, dinner, and snacks!

California eats Indiana for lunch, dinner, and snacks!


Amish > California.

California eats Indiana for lunch, dinner, and snacks!


Not likely, considering most of the fruity asses that live in Cali are vegans and Indiana is full of lard and meat.

Amish > California.


10 frames? Thats for Quakers


^_^ I love Kingpin

"Bye Mr.Munson!..Bye Whore!" ;D

Not likely, considering most of the fruity asses that live in Cali are vegans and Indiana is full of lard and meat.


Well, that was kinda in the 60's.

Plus, that's why we spent so long eating it, fewer meat eaters.

Well, that was kinda in the 60's.

Plus, that's why we spent so long eating it, fewer meat eaters.


I'd make a wisecrack about all the "meat eaters" in San Francisco's Castro District, but that would be SO un-PC of me. :P

I'd make a wisecrack about all the "meat eaters" in San Francisco's Castro District, but that would be SO un-PC of me. :P


I... would not know anything about that.

I'd make a wisecrack about all the "meat eaters" in San Francisco's Castro District, but that would be SO un-PC of me. :P


*hrumph hrump* *hack* *cough*

I think I'll go eat my leftovers from dinner.

I... would not know anything about that.


Of course not. It's entirely coincidental that your name on here is Meat.

Of course not. It's entirely coincidental that your name on here is Meat.


*Flips off* That better have been an insult, because I don't wanna wave these things around for the wrong reason!


:P

Of course not. It's entirely coincidental that your name on here is Meat.


OMG!  The Castro dudes eat meat?  :o

OMG!  The Castro dudes eat meat?  :o



Surprisingly enough, yes.

OMG!  The Castro dudes eat meat?  :o


Castro is Ortsac backwards.

*Flips off* That better have been an insult, because I don't wanna wave these things around for the wrong reason!


:P


Wouldn't that be considered advertising?

Wouldn't that be considered advertising?


That depends... Do you want to buy some?

That depends... Do you want to buy some?



How much are they worth?  And how much are you allotting per fiscal year for advertising?

That depends... Do you want to buy some?


I'm not sure where they've been, so.....no.

That depends... Do you want to buy some?


Meat has been brought to you by the letters S, T, and D.

Meat has been brought to you by the letters S, T, and D.


Don't forget L and S... Plus that D you already mentioned.

The SALVIA Experiential Rating Scale

Level - 1 "S" stands for SUBTLE effects. A feeling that "something" is happening, although it is difficulty to say just what. Relaxation and increased sensual appreciation may be noted. This mild level is useful for meditation and may facilitate sexual pleasure.

Level - 2 "A" stands for ALTERED perception. Colors and textures are more pronounced. Appreciation of music may be enhanced. Space may appear of greater or lesser depth than is usual. But visions do not occur at this level. Thinking becomes less logical, and more playful; short-term memory difficulties may be noted.

Level - 3 "L" stands for LIGHT visionary state. Closed-eye visuals (clear imagery with eyes closed: fractal patterns, vine-like and geometric patterns, visions of objects and designs). The imagery is often two dimensional. If open-eyed visual effects occur, these are usually vague and fleeting. At this level, phenomena similar to the hypnagogic phenomena that some people experience at sleep onset occur. At this level, visions are experienced as "eye candy" but are not confused with reality.

Level - 4 "V" stands for VIVID visionary state. Complex three-dimensional realistic appearing scenes occur. Sometimes voices may be heard. With eyes open, contact with consensual reality will not be entirely lost, but when you close your eyes you may forget about consensus reality and enter completely into a dreamlike scene. Shamanistic journeying to other lands--foreign or imaginary; encounters with beings (entities, spirits) or travels to other ages may occur. You may even live the life of another person. At this level you have entered the shaman's world. Or if you prefer: you are in "dream time." With eyes closed, you experience fantasies (dream like happenings with a story line to them). So long as your eyes are closed you may believe they are really occurring. This differs from the "eye candy" closed-eye imagery, of level 3.

Level - 5 "I" stands for IMMATERIAL existence. At this level one may no longer be aware of having a body. Consciousness remains and some thought processes are still lucid, but one becomes completely involved in inner experience and looses all contact with consensual reality. Individuality may be lost; one experiences merging with God/dess, mind, universal consciousness, or bizarre fusions with other objects--real or imagined (e.g. experiences such as merging with a wall or piece of furniture). At this level it is impossible to function in consensual reality, but unfortunately some people do not remain still but move around in this befuddled state. For this reason a sitter is essential to ensure the safety of someone voyaging to these deep levels. To the person experiencing this the phenomenon may be terrifying or exceedingly pleasant; but to an outside observer the individual may appear confused or disoriented.

Level 6 - "A" stands for AMNESIC effects. At this stage, either consciousness is lost, or at least one is unable to later recall what one had experienced. The individual may fall, or remain immobile or thrash around; somnambulistic behavior may occur. Injuries can be sustained without pain being felt; on awakening, the individual will have no recollection of what he/she did, experienced, or said in level 6. People cannot recall what they experience in this very deep trance state. This is not a desirable level, because nothing can latter be recalled of the experience.

The SALVIA Experiential Rating Scale

Level - 1 "S" stands for SUBTLE effects. A feeling that "something" is happening, although it is difficulty to say just what. Relaxation and increased sensual appreciation may be noted. This mild level is useful for meditation and may facilitate sexual pleasure.

Level - 2 "A" stands for ALTERED perception. Colors and textures are more pronounced. Appreciation of music may be enhanced. Space may appear of greater or lesser depth than is usual. But visions do not occur at this level. Thinking becomes less logical, and more playful; short-term memory difficulties may be noted.

Level - 3 "L" stands for LIGHT visionary state. Closed-eye visuals (clear imagery with eyes closed: fractal patterns, vine-like and geometric patterns, visions of objects and designs). The imagery is often two dimensional. If open-eyed visual effects occur, these are usually vague and fleeting. At this level, phenomena similar to the hypnagogic phenomena that some people experience at sleep onset occur. At this level, visions are experienced as "eye candy" but are not confused with reality.

Level - 4 "V" stands for VIVID visionary state. Complex three-dimensional realistic appearing scenes occur. Sometimes voices may be heard. With eyes open, contact with consensual reality will not be entirely lost, but when you close your eyes you may forget about consensus reality and enter completely into a dreamlike scene. Shamanistic journeying to other lands--foreign or imaginary; encounters with beings (entities, spirits) or travels to other ages may occur. You may even live the life of another person. At this level you have entered the shaman's world. Or if you prefer: you are in "dream time." With eyes closed, you experience fantasies (dream like happenings with a story line to them). So long as your eyes are closed you may believe they are really occurring. This differs from the "eye candy" closed-eye imagery, of level 3.

Level - 5 "I" stands for IMMATERIAL existence. At this level one may no longer be aware of having a body. Consciousness remains and some thought processes are still lucid, but one becomes completely involved in inner experience and looses all contact with consensual reality. Individuality may be lost; one experiences merging with God/dess, mind, universal consciousness, or bizarre fusions with other objects--real or imagined (e.g. experiences such as merging with a wall or piece of furniture). At this level it is impossible to function in consensual reality, but unfortunately some people do not remain still but move around in this befuddled state. For this reason a sitter is essential to ensure the safety of someone voyaging to these deep levels. To the person experiencing this the phenomenon may be terrifying or exceedingly pleasant; but to an outside observer the individual may appear confused or disoriented.

Level 6 - "A" stands for AMNESIC effects. At this stage, either consciousness is lost, or at least one is unable to later recall what one had experienced. The individual may fall, or remain immobile or thrash around; somnambulistic behavior may occur. Injuries can be sustained without pain being felt; on awakening, the individual will have no recollection of what he/she did, experienced, or said in level 6. People cannot recall what they experience in this very deep trance state. This is not a desirable level, because nothing can latter be recalled of the experience.



SALIVA's for methodical people.

SALIVA's for methodical people.
it's for people who want to digest their food BEFORE they swallow it, no matter how much mastication is required,

it's for people who want to digest their food BEFORE they swallow it, no matter how much mastication is required,


That's kinda gross, but it's gotta be good for your digestive system!

That's kinda gross, but it's gotta be good for your digestive system!
*smaksmaksmaksmaksmaksmaksmakgulp*

wait! am i in a state of immaterial existence?

I just swallowed some saliva

^ That was a jook, right?

I just swallowed some saliva

"When the leaves are chewed, the first effects come on at about 15 minutes and gradually develop to peak about 30 minutes after ingestion. The peak level of effects lasts 30 minutes to an hour, and then gradually diminish over an additional 30 minutes to an hour.

When taken as a tincture held in the mouth, the effects begin in 10-15 minutes, and quickly develop to a peak level that lasts 20-40 minutes. The effects then gradually diminish over an additional 30 minutes to an hour. To be on the safe side, it is important not to drive or use machinery for at least an hour after the experience appears to be ended."

^ That was a jook, right?
;D 


"When the leaves are chewed, the first effects come on at about 15 minutes and gradually develop to peak about 30 minutes after ingestion. The peak level of effects lasts 30 minutes to an hour, and then gradually diminish over an additional 30 minutes to an hour.

When taken as a tincture held in the mouth, the effects begin in 10-15 minutes, and quickly develop to a peak level that lasts 20-40 minutes. The effects then gradually diminish over an additional 30 minutes to an hour. To be on the safe side, it is important not to drive or use machinery for at least an hour after the experience appears to be ended."
what are you, are friggin Peruvian coca leaf importer? I want some to help me sleep

;D 
what are you, are friggin Peruvian coca leaf importer? I want some to help me sleep


Sleep is for tired people.

Sleep is for tired people.
If i ask someone to sleep with me, I can assure you I ain't tired  ;)

I can think of someone who will never post in this thread.

If i ask someone to sleep with me, I can assure you I ain't tired  ;)



Hussy.

I can think of someone who will never post in this thread.
can we get back on topic please? ;)

I can think of someone who will never post in this thread.



JERSEY_BWOY!? :O:O:O!!! BECKS!!

I can think of someone who will never post in this thread.
stop  ;D


can we get back on topic please? ;)
that wasn't random enough?

can we get back on topic please? ;)



I bet you don't know the last time you went off-topic.

What topic?  This is the random thread.

that wasn't random enough?



We can't go off-topic, remember?  ;)

I bet you don't know the last time you went off-topic.
i've never gone off topic. i'm pure as the driven snow.

Yanno... To go off topic would to be on topic, and vice versa.

Oh, dear, we do indeed have a situation.

We can't go off-topic, remember?  ;)
there should be an off-topic ticket like a parking ticket/violation that one can give to another like karma, except you get them when you go off topic. oh,,, I like that idea  http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMigXPnJFdwgBBxCjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12aqilodh/EXP=1165201303/**http%3a//www.cobraclub.com/crcforum/images/Off_Topic.gif

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiDdPXJFMCcA9hmjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=13cvblt3p/EXP=1165201245/**http%3a//www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/430707/2/istockphoto_430707_police.jpg

there should be an off-topic ticket like a parking ticket/violation that one can give to another like karma, except you get them when you go off topic. oh,,, I like that idea  http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMigXPnJFdwgBBxCjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12aqilodh/EXP=1165201303/**http%3a//www.cobraclub.com/crcforum/images/Off_Topic.gif

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiDdPXJFMCcA9hmjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=13cvblt3p/EXP=1165201245/**http%3a//www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/430707/2/istockphoto_430707_police.jpg




In the wrong hands, that idea is dangerous.

In the wrong hands, that idea is dangerous.


http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiDdPXJFMCcA9hmjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=13cvblt3p/EXP=1165201245/**http%3a//www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/430707/2/istockphoto_430707_police.jpg

See what I mean?

See what I mean?
did he ^ just give us a off topic violation  ??? 

did he ^ just give us a off topic violation  ??? 


He has no power in this thread.  This is MY thread.

Even if it is random.

did he ^ just give us a off topic violation  ??? 


He also looks like a fish and smells like a squirrel corpse.

He has no power in this thread.  This is MY thread.

Even if it is random.
thank you for that reminder


He also looks like a fish and smells like a squirrel corpse.
what a racist thing to say

He also looks like a fish and smells like a squirrel corpse.


You do?  That's terrible.  Take a shower, no smelly people in my thread.

You do?  That's terrible.  Take a shower, no smelly people in my thread.


That would be Kin.

i LOVE the idea of off-topic zaps that hang with your profile. remember when chucky (wisely, i thought) nixed the smites? this would be like smites, only i'd be proud of having a bunch of em. 8)

i LOVE the idea of off-topic zaps that hang with your profile. remember when chucky (wisely, i thought) nixed the smites? this would be like smites, only i'd be proud of having a bunch of em. 8)



So true. I could be the king of something, for once!

i LOVE the idea of off-topic zaps that hang with your profile. remember when chucky (wisely, i thought) nixed the smites? this would be like smites, only i'd be proud of having a bunch of em. 8)
me too, damn I had a good idea and don't let me forget it  ;D




So true. I could be the king of something, for once!
I'm saving yours up in case it becomes a reality

So true. I could be the king of something, for once!


Or the queen.

Or the queen.
;D sweet

Or the queen.


*Shrug* That works, too.

me too, damn I had a good idea and don't let me forget it  ;D


Mike, have you been getting into my stash again?

me too, damn I had a good idea and don't let me forget it  ;D

only thing is, from chucky's point of view, he'd know what a bunch of anarchists we are and how much we'd want to max out our thread-hijacking posts, that it would end up being inthe00s-wide anarchy.

not that that ain't what we got now... :P

me too, damn I had a good idea and don't let me forget it  ;D


We'll have like, 100 in the first day.

Mike, have you been getting into my stash again?
only your private reserve, the good sh*t  & i can roll one handed  ;D

only your private reserve, the good sh*t  & i can roll one handed  ;D


:o You're the one the prophets spoke of!

:o You're the one the prophets spoke of!


Or perhaps 'twas me, and he's just the runner up?

Answer the password, mortal!

Are you a god?

No.

Then...die!!!!!




....


Ray, when someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!

only thing is, from chucky's point of view, he'd know what a bunch of anarchists we are and how much we'd want to max out our thread-hijacking posts, that it would end up being inthe00s-wide anarchy.

not that that ain't what we got now... :P
oh yea, this place is just on the verge of a riot.  funny how we relish the idea of offtopic smacking


:o You're the one the prophets spoke of!
;D  I was once, but now I'm just mike

I have a Swan Lake music box.

Are you a god?

No.

Then...die!!!!!




....


Ray, when someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!


;D ;D Karma+1

You rule for that.


;D  I was once, but now I'm just mike


What about Ike?

What about Ike?
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMih9RXJF1BcB1lajzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=13msr6stg/EXP=1165203197/**http%3a//www.oldtimeconfection.com/mike%2520%26%2520ike%2520berry%2520blast%2520theatre%2520size.jpg

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Have you ever noticed how the Hot Tamales aren't real tamales?  Imagine my surprise when my wife and her family showed me what a real tamale was...

Have you ever noticed how the Hot Tamales aren't real tamales?  Imagine my surprise when my wife and her family showed me what a real tamale was...
oh, you didn't know they were candies and you didn't know about mexican tamales?  the chinese have a version, my wife and daughter love them, not sure how they're spelled but I'm sure you're grandma probably made them as my wife's grandma made them.
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiUZR3JF52EBriCjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12onvh2te/EXP=1165203609/**http%3a//onokinegrindz.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/kckitchen5.jpg

^ Yeah, they're called "tamares".

ball licker.

http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~raza/ball_licker.jpg

^ Yeah, they're called "tamares".


;D

^ Yeah, they're called "tamares".
my wife and daughter call then jungees or so something similar to that.

I assume your wife is Asian-ish ;)

My grandma makes them sometimes.  They're quite good.  You can either put sweet sticky rice inside the lotus/seaweed leaves or pork fried rice.  Very delicious.

http://wwitm.ytmnd.com/

http://wwitm.ytmnd.com/


annoying.

*smaksmaksmaksmaksmaksmaksmakgulp*

wait! am i in a state of immaterial existence?


That's the sound of old people eating peaches.

oh, you didn't know they were candies and you didn't know about mexican tamales?  the chinese have a version, my wife and daughter love them, not sure how they're spelled but I'm sure you're grandma probably made them as my wife's grandma made them.
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I was reading the blog that you got that picture from. That person is cool....and now I want Dim Sum. ;D

I was reading the blog that you got that picture from. That person is cool....and now I want Dim Sum. ;D



How about a thing of Cream of Some Young Guy? ;D

How about a thing of Cream of Some Young Guy? ;D
does this still work if you say "guy" instead of "boy"?

i need a referee over here!

does this still work if you say "guy" instead of "boy"?

i need a referee over here!


I don't know.

does this still work if you say "guy" instead of "boy"?

i need a referee over here!



Nope.

Nope.
thanks.

that's a 5-yard penalty, howard. still first down.

thanks.

that's a 5-yard penalty, howard. still first down.


Oh Well

Back when I was younger and had to walk 5 miles to school in the snow. :)


barefoot and naked cause we couldn't afford clothes..

How about a thing of Cream of Some Young Guy? ;D


Been there, done that.

I wish I had more people to send Christmas cards to.

I want a job and my woman back! :(

Job is good :) 

Job=money  Money is the root of all evil.

Job=money  Money is the root of all evil.


But money can buy many peanuts!

But money can buy many peanuts!



Peanuts = good
Job = good

Therefore a job that lets you buy peanuts = good

And peanut butter.

Job is good :) 


Woman is better ;D

And peanut butter.



Chunky only.

ball licker.

http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~raza/ball_licker.jpg


Oh my god.. I need to go add John Turturro to my strangely attractive list .. I totally forgot about him!!

Chunky only.


mine is creamy

Creamy is for wusses.

Creamy is for wusses.


Yeah is that what you think?

what about a chunky woman who turns creamy in your mouth ?  ;)

Yeah is that what you think?



I guess you thought I was serious.

what about a chunky woman who turns creamy in your mouth ?  ;)



Angel, you hussy.  ;)

what about a chunky woman who turns creamy in your mouth ?  ;)


I'd love that. ;)

what about a chunky woman who turns creamy in your mouth ?  ;)


I gotta change my pants.

I gotta change my pants.


Why? ;D

Angel, you hussy.  ;)


I can't believe I went there , either! :P

I gotta change my pants.



Try asbestos ones next time.

How about a creamy woman who turns chunky?

Try asbestos ones next time.


I think I just need to be swen in to my clothes and hosed down once a week.

I think I just need to be swen in to my clothes and hosed down once a week.


Why not twice a week?

Why not twice a week?


That would just be silly Howard.

That would just be silly Howard.


yeah It would

I wish I had more people to send Christmas cards to.


You can send  me one.  (Even though I don't know you, nor you know me)  I love getting Christmas cards.  ;D

I usually send out over 100 Christmas cards.. If I have a current address and you ain't dead... and you're in my address book, you'll be getting a card from me.. even if we haven't seen or spoken to each other in 20 years!! The post office LOVES me.. (or hates me, depending on if you're selling the stamps or delivering the cards!)

I just bought cards.  (Didn't I do the same thing last year? ::))

Be Bop A lua

I can't remember sending christmas cards.. ever. But then again, I am the black cloud on christmas.

I wish I had more people to send Christmas cards to.


You send me one and I'll send you one.  I think we've reached that level in our relationship.


I can't believe I went there , either! :P


Me neither!  I am shocked!  And impressed.  ;)

I've got 2 words for you....

I've got 2 words for you....


'JUSTIFIABLE HOMICIDE!'

I've got 2 words for you....


Lesbian catgirls?

Lesbian catgirls?


Projectile Vomiting?

Every time someone posts, this thread gets longer.

How YOU doin?  ;)

I love Paris in the Springtime!

I love Detroit in the dead of December.. How dreary and dismal is dat?

I love Detroit in the dead of December.. How dreary and dismal is dat?


Pretty damn dreary...deary...

I love Mumbai in May during the Massive Monsoon madness.

I hate Houstin in hot humid holidays with horice my horse's handler.

I hate Houstin in hot humid holidays with horice my horse's handler.

I'm hot for Houston Ho's with their bow legged Horse faces.. Hog tie anyone?

I'm hot for Houston Ho's with their bow legged Horse faces.. Hog tie anyone?


My metal mate from Manitobo played maracas until October.

I'm utterly confused. :P

it's random Alliteration!! 

Don't you want to join in the fun? it's easy...

Dude derives diminished understanding of Davey and Abix's dronings and dismisses them with a derisive display of derogatory "Damns".

^ Oooh.

It took me awhile :P

it's random Alliteration!! 

Don't you want to join in the fun? it's easy...

Dude derives diminished understanding of Davey and Abix's dronings and dismisses them with a derisive display of derogatory "Damns".



That's hot.

That's hot.


how YOU doing??  ;)

Abix accepts alliteration as an alternative for actual flirting.

it's random Alliteration!! 

Don't you want to join in the fun? it's easy...

Dude derives diminished understanding of Davey and Abix's dronings and dismisses them with a derisive display of derogatory "Damns".


Davey digs Abix's dronings, dosen't dismiss but delves deeper, deftly dodging damns from depressive downers.

Abix accepts alliteration as an alternative for actual flirting.


Impressive improvisation from an  inedible, imp who impersonates llamas.

Remember rapping rambunctiously with Marsh and Rocky. Really ripping rhymes in real time.

Davey digs Abix's dronings, dosen't dismiss but delves deeper, deftly dodging damns from depressive downers.


Abix is alluding to an idea of allocating alliteration auditions to amorous adonises all around America.

Bookmistress bravely bolsters the billowy board by babbling baloney beautifully. 

Davey does Debbie.

Bookmistress bravely bolsters the billowy board by babbling baloney beautifully. 


By George, me thinks she's got it! :)

Davey does Debbie.


Devious Davey does delicious Debbie drunkenly in Devonshire?

Drunken Davey does Diseased Debbie in Dallas , dumbly dismayed as his diminutive dicker dribbles dank dung- colored droplets of drivel.

Drunken Davey does Diseased Debbie in Dallas , dumbly dismayed as his diminutive dicker dribbles dank dung- colored droplets of drivel.


lol  bleh

Got too much of a visual on that one.  Must...get...image...out...of...head

Okay, so I heard back from Mike (Tia) about the Christmas cards....now I just need to hear from the rest of the people on my list. 

'JUSTIFIABLE HOMICIDE!'


SUCK IT! ;D

lol  bleh

Got too much of a visual on that one.  Must...get...image...out...of...head



heh.. heh.. but just wait til Davey gets the visual! :P

heh.. heh.. but just wait til Davey gets the visual! :P


BOOOOONG!

Davey does Debbie.



is that a porn film?

is that a porn film?



Maybe in his mind it is.  He was spoofing "Debbie does Dallas" I think.

is that a porn film?


Yes Howard, it is.

Yes Howard, it is.



I'm looking forward to renting it.

I'm looking forward to renting it.


Yeah? I'm in every scene.

Yeah? I'm in every scene.



nude?

nude?



No.  He did a porno wearing a parka and ski boots. 

No.  He did a porno wearing a parka and ski boots. 


Thats hot

Yeah? I'm in every scene.



I demand a copy.

I demand a copy.


Hmmm

Performing "Flight of the Bumblebee", are you?

No.  He did a porno wearing a parka and ski boots. 


And a russian army hat.

Performing "Flight of the Bumblebee", are you?


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I don't know why, but that made me giggle like a little schoolgirl.

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I don't know why, but that made me giggle like a little schoolgirl.



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Performing "Flight of the Bumblebee", are you?


Que?

passing thru

getting paid to sit here and post but then, I can pretty much do what I want as long as my work is done.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/06/king.gif

isn't that the greatest?
that's why I love it when I get to be on call. It's like being paid to stay home and post.  :)

And a russian army hat.


Where are you wearing the russian army hat?  ;D

isn't that the greatest?
that's why I love it when I get to be on call. It's like being paid to stay home and post.  :)
it doesn't suck  ;)  I am thankful to have a good situation and also remember working for the same comapny, different job and being miserable so i have paid my dues and am now in a job that I like doing and I like coming to work. I just try not to spend to much time on the internet.

No.  He did a porno wearing a parka and ski boots. 



That's cold

Where are you wearing the russian army hat?  ;D


I refuse to answer any more questions regarding the location of said Russian Army hat for fear of radiation poisoning courtesy of the KGB.

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Boop-boop-de-boop.

Boop-boop-de-boop.



Betty Boop?