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Subject: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/23/06 at 1:34 pm

Scientists say a bid to encourage giant pandas to breed by showing them 'panda porn' has paid off.

They claim to have sparked a baby boom among the endangered animals by showing them DVDs of pandas mating.

"It works," Zhang Zhihe, a leading Chinese expert, told the Xinhua news agency.

Pandas are notoriously poor breeders and the 'panda porn' movies were just one of many techniques used to encourage them to breed.

In the first 10 months of this year 31 cubs were born in captivity in China and 28 survived, said Zhang.

That's an increase from 12 births in 2005 and just nine in 2000. Of this year's births, 14 came through natural breeding, while artificial insemination or a combination of the two produced the rest.

Now comes the next test - getting the trick to work outside China.

The day of reckoning will come in January, when Prasertsak Buntragulpoontawee hopes male Chuang Chuang and partner Lin Hui will mate in Thailand.

"It is the same idea as chimpanzees seeing people smoke and then copying it," says the Thai researcher.

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: danootaandme on 11/23/06 at 2:14 pm

Next thing you know they will be drinking beer and hanging out in....what would the call a Hooters for Pandas?
Pooters?  ::)

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: spaceace on 11/23/06 at 2:43 pm

Here I thought porn was just a human thing.  :)

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: La Roche on 11/23/06 at 4:40 pm

I always said pornography bought hairy things together.

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: spaceace on 11/23/06 at 4:42 pm


I always said pornography bought hairy things together.


It's a beautiful thing!!! ;D

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: La Roche on 11/23/06 at 4:44 pm


It's a beautiful thing!!! ;D


Glad somebody else is down here on my level.

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: spaceace on 11/23/06 at 4:58 pm


Glad somebody else is down here on my level.


Of course I am, I grew up with two older brothers. ;D

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: La Roche on 11/23/06 at 5:00 pm


Of course I am, I grew up with two older brothers. ;D


Cheat, I did it all by myself.

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: spaceace on 11/23/06 at 5:02 pm


Cheat, I did it all by myself.


Poor kid! :(

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/23/06 at 9:18 pm

Did the Pandas do it while watching the video  :o

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/24/06 at 12:54 am

Both had a cigarette after the event...

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: spaceace on 11/24/06 at 2:21 pm

If they're doing Panda Porn what's next?  Think of the censership issues.  Think of the Anti-Porn groups!  This ranks up there with those gay penguins. :)

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/24/06 at 2:22 pm


If they're doing Panda Porn what's next?  Think of the censership issues.  Think of the Anti-Porn groups!  This ranks up there with those gay penguins. :)
Pengiuns can get lonely in the bleak Antarctic.

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: La Roche on 11/24/06 at 2:23 pm

Instead of IVF that costs Thousands.. we should just give folks a couple of jerk-off tapes and say "Good luck eh."

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Howard on 11/24/06 at 2:24 pm


I always said pornography bought hairy things together.


Or people who are hairy. ;D

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Abix on 11/24/06 at 8:01 pm

I just want to know , did they have cheesy porn music??  ;D

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/24/06 at 8:02 pm


I just want to know , did they have cheesy porn music??  ;D



"Hey baby.....do you want to see my bamboo shoot?"

"Oh yeah big boy, show me that shoot."





*bow chicka mow mow*

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Abix on 11/24/06 at 8:04 pm



"Hey baby.....do you want to see my bamboo shoot?"

"Oh yeah big boy, show me that shoot."





*bow chicka mow mow*


I wonder how what sorta sound effects they had for the 'orgasmic screaming'??  :D

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/24/06 at 8:06 pm


I wonder how what sorta sound effects they had for the 'orgasmic screaming'??  :D



Probably the same generic, canned sounds they use for every other porn.

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Abix on 11/24/06 at 9:52 pm

Did the female panda keep her high heels on?

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/25/06 at 1:35 am

can anyone aquire these panda videos?  ??? 

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Abix on 11/25/06 at 1:39 am


can anyone aquire these panda videos?  ??? 

no, but I've got a great collection of monkeys fu*king a football.  ;D

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/25/06 at 1:46 am


no, but I've got a great collection of monkeys fu*king a football.  ;D
no kidding?  nahl, not into monkey love, and with a football?  ;D  I don't like monkeys, maybe I'm still traumatized since childhood after watching the winged monkeys from The Wizard Of Oz.  they're creepy

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Abix on 11/25/06 at 1:49 am


no kidding?  nahl, not into monkey love, and with a football?  ;D   I don't like monkeys, maybe I'm still traumatized since childhood after watching the winged monkeys from The Wizard Of Oz.  they're creepy



wha?? Hot Monkey Love not yo thang??

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/25/06 at 1:59 am



wha?? Hot Monkey Love not yo thang??
nah, but I think there is a Monkeys Gone Wild video for those into it

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Abix on 11/25/06 at 2:17 am


nah, but I think there is a Monkeys Gone Wild video for those into it


oooh yea ,  hook me up!  :D

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/25/06 at 2:24 am


oooh yea ,  hook me up!  :D
just rent Planet Of The Apes  :D
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5wtq_WdFs2YAUOujzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12cffa2q3/EXP=1164529386/**http%3a//www.terribly-happy.com/images/planetoftheapes.jpg 

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Abix on 11/25/06 at 3:54 am


just rent Planet Of The Apes  :D
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5wtq_WdFs2YAUOujzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12cffa2q3/EXP=1164529386/**http%3a//www.terribly-happy.com/images/planetoftheapes.jpg 


eww.. I remember that!! lol I used to love that show when I was a kid. It was a show right? I remember seeing it..

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/25/06 at 4:12 am


just rent Planet Of The Apes  :D
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5wtq_WdFs2YAUOujzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12cffa2q3/EXP=1164529386/**http%3a//www.terribly-happy.com/images/planetoftheapes.jpg 
Nothing like a panda.

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Howard on 11/25/06 at 6:50 am


just rent Planet Of The Apes  :D
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5wtq_WdFs2YAUOujzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12cffa2q3/EXP=1164529386/**http%3a//www.terribly-happy.com/images/planetoftheapes.jpg 




http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005UWRD.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Or even better Playmate Of The Apes ;D

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: spaceace on 11/25/06 at 2:37 pm




http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005UWRD.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Or even better Playmate Of The Apes ;D


Is that the one with Misty Mundue in it? 8)

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/25/06 at 2:51 pm


eww.. I remember that!! lol I used to love that show when I was a kid. It was a show right? I remember seeing it..
I believe it's a scene from the original movie Planet of the Apes with Charleton Heston kissing the ape scientist Zira. 

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Step-chan on 11/25/06 at 2:52 pm


If they're doing Panda Porn what's next?  Think of the censership issues.  Think of the Anti-Porn groups!  This ranks up there with those gay penguins. :)


Aiyah!

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Howard on 11/26/06 at 3:16 pm


Is that the one with Misty Mundue in it? 8)


Mundae and yes.She spoofs old time movies and films and turns them into lesbian romp comedies.

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: spaceace on 11/26/06 at 3:37 pm


Mundae and yes.She spoofs old time movies and films and turns them into lesbian romp comedies.


I know, I have one of her movies. ::)

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Foo Bar on 11/26/06 at 9:00 pm



"Hey baby.....do you want to see my bamboo shoot?"

"Oh yeah big boy, show me that shoot."

*bow chicka mow mow*


"And here is the panda exhibit.  Observe the male panda, who eats shoots and leaves."

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/27/06 at 2:15 am

"Is that a shoot of bamboo, or are just pleased to see me?"

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Howard on 11/27/06 at 6:35 pm


I know, I have one of her movies. ::)


She also made Gladiator Eroticus

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: spaceace on 11/27/06 at 9:10 pm


She also made Gladiator Eroticus


I have her movie "Lustful Addictions".  I've seen "Gladiator Eroticus".

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Howard on 11/28/06 at 1:54 pm


I have her movie "Lustful Addictions".  I've seen "Gladiator Eroticus".


What do you think of her films? ;)

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: spaceace on 11/28/06 at 1:56 pm


What do you think of her films? ;)


I find them to be interesting.  She's directed a few of her own films, which impresses me.  She doesn't seem fake like other actresses.

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Howard on 11/28/06 at 2:03 pm


I find them to be interesting.  She's directed a few of her own films, which impresses me.  She doesn't seem fake like other actresses.



But she goes almost all the way in her lesbian romp films,Doesn't that turn you off since you're a girl? ???

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: spaceace on 11/28/06 at 2:10 pm



But she goes almost all the way in her lesbian romp films,Doesn't that turn you off since you're a girl? ???


Heck no!  You would be surprised how many (including hetro) girls go for that stuff.

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Howard on 11/28/06 at 2:12 pm


Heck no!  You would be surprised how many (including hetro) girls go for that stuff.



I think she fakes her moans.

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: spaceace on 11/28/06 at 2:17 pm



I think she fakes her moans.


Don't we all? ::)

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Howard on 11/28/06 at 2:26 pm


Don't we all? ::)


Sometimes

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: KKay on 11/28/06 at 9:35 pm

I like panda porn...cuz it leads to this!!!

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/29/06 at 2:16 am

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5x.CQW1FgHwAQgWjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=11om81j7s/EXP=1164874498/**http%3a//cellar.org/2002/pandaporn.jpg

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/29/06 at 2:20 am


http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5x.CQW1FgHwAQgWjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=11om81j7s/EXP=1164874498/**http%3a//cellar.org/2002/pandaporn.jpg
Please no close-ups of the television screen.

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/29/06 at 2:22 am


Please no close-ups of the television screen.
the panda looks embarrassed or unsure

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/29/06 at 2:23 am


the panda looks embarrassed or unsure
The panda is looking for it's partner?

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/29/06 at 2:33 am


The panda is looking for it's partner?
I think I'll go as a panda next halloween

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/29/06 at 2:35 am


I think I'll go as a panda next halloween
Don't forget your bamboo shoot.

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/29/06 at 2:44 am


Don't forget your bamboo shoot.
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiBWSG1Fk1kBlW.jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=13nampl27/EXP=1164876246/**http%3a//www.keltawebconcepts.com.au/clipart/animals/cartoons/small/opqr/Panda%2520%26%2520Bamboo.gif

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/29/06 at 2:46 am


Don't forget your bamboo shoot.



http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiBWSG1Fk1kBlW.jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=13nampl27/EXP=1164876246/**http%3a//www.keltawebconcepts.com.au/clipart/animals/cartoons/small/opqr/Panda%2520%26%2520Bamboo.gif


http://www.asiamahal.de/catalog/images/SureeBambooShoot400g.JPG

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: KKay on 11/29/06 at 1:59 pm

Like all men, this panda eats, shoots, and leaves....




bahhhhhaaahahahahaaaaa http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/coolman.gif

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/29/06 at 2:03 pm


Like all men, this panda eats, shoots, and leaves....




bahhhhhaaahahahahaaaaa http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/coolman.gif
;D

Despite being taxonomically a carnivore, the panda has a diet that is primarily herbivorous, which almost exclusively consists of bamboo. This is an evolutionarily recent adaptation, or perhaps just a very awkward one; pandas lack the proper enzymes to digest bamboo efficiently, and thus derive little energy and little protein from it.

Subject: Re: Panda Porn Pays Off

Written By: Howard on 11/29/06 at 3:51 pm

http://www.giantpandabear.com/snap/pandas-mating.jpg

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