you should internet date. everything's easy now that there's the internet.

robin didn't sound like she was very much fun anyway. sorry!


I don't want to internet date,I want her and I'm going to have her just as soon as I get this full time job Her And I will get back together and celebrate.I'm not putting up a white flag.I told her straight out that I don't want to see any other women,I love you and that's all that counts.

I don't want to internet date,I want her and I'm going to have her just as soon as I get this full time job Her And I will get back together and celebrate.I'm not putting up a white flag.I told her straight out that I don't want to see any other women,I love you and that's all that counts.



But she doesn't love you.

I don't want to internet date,I want her and I'm going to have her just as soon as I get this full time job Her And I will get back together and celebrate.I'm not putting up a white flag.I told her straight out that I don't want to see any other women,I love you and that's all that counts.
Howard, is Robin the only girl you've seriously dated or been with for any length of time?

Howard, is Robin the only girl you've seriously dated or been with for any length of time?


I've been with one other girl and she had Down Syndrome.We dated for almost 5 years.

But she doesn't love you.



I know deep down inside her that she loves me.

I know deep down inside her that she loves me.



How can she love you when she treats you like crap all the time? 

How can she love you when she treats you like crap all the time? 


Yeah true,Sister.I understand what you're saying :)

sometimes relationships with people just run their course. It happens, life moves on. For all you know, there's some sweet woman who will love you back and needs someone like you in her life.

^needs to press foreward to what lies ahead

sometimes relationships with people just run their course. It happens, life moves on. For all you know, there's some sweet woman who will love you back and needs someone like you in her life.

^needs to press foreward to what lies ahead


I understand what you're saying BF. :)

the lady walking towards me on the sidewalk today as I was on my way to Target today. I was very judgemental in my mind when I viewed her as she approached. I think I thought something to myself like "geez, what a freakin mongoloid" and that was not nice.  :-[


I'm sorry that I laughed at this.






Ok, I'm really not.

..Carlton Gaunt - I really shouldn't have told everybody that you sh.it yourself.

.. Alex Stafford - Punching anybody because they're gay isn't really the right solution.

..Pete - I'm sorry I broke your front door.

..My Mother - Sorry I've not lived up to your expectations.

..My Father - Sorry I didn't live up to mom's expectations and now she fills her life with expensive hobbies you have to pay for.


Everyone I know for:
..when I say the wrong thing and know that I'm doing it.
..when I act Ignorant to get my own way.
..when I go all strange and non-responsive for a while.

It wasn't your fault you got laid off, so there's no reason for you to feel sorry.  You didn't do anything wrong. 


I agree with you Sister...

From where I see it, there was never a more loyal fan (or more dedicated employee) of Au Bon Pain than Howard.  :)

I'm sorry that I laughed at this.






Ok, I'm really not.

;D I'm glad you get my sick humor, & I am somewhat sorry for my wicked thoughts and feel better now that I've made amends on this thread 

..Carlton Gaunt - I really shouldn't have told everybody that you sh.it yourself.

.. Alex Stafford - Punching anybody because they're gay isn't really the right solution.

..Pete - I'm sorry I broke your front door.

..My Mother - Sorry I've not lived up to your expectations.

..My Father - Sorry I didn't live up to mom's expectations and now she fills her life with expensive hobbies you have to pay for.


Everyone I know for:
..when I say the wrong thing and know that I'm doing it.
..when I act Ignorant to get my own way.
..when I go all strange and non-responsive for a while.
laudable honest here. davey appears to be in a confessional mood.

in speaking of messing oneself, did you see the hot tub youtube movie that's making the rounds? it makes me laugh, and yet feel awful for the poor girl. oops. i'll PM you and karen it if you haven't seen it.

I'll PM you it. what grate grammer!

laudable honest here. davey appears to be in a confessional mood.

in speaking of messing oneself, did you see the hot tub youtube movie that's making the rounds? it makes me laugh, and yet feel awful for the poor girl. oops. i'll PM you and karen it if you haven't seen it.

I'll PM you it. what grate grammer!


You saw how confessional I get when I'm wasted.

Grate gamma from my friend what is a good chappy.

I agree with you Sister...

From where I see it, there was never a more loyal fan (or more dedicated employee) of Au Bon Pain than Howard.  :)


Thanks LB.9 months is definitely an achievement. :)

To my ex wife for being such a depressed isolated loser and causing her to suffer.
To my ex wife for having such a hard time letting her go and not being able to move on.
To my family for having to deal with my sheesh and turning down their efforts to help me.
To all my friends I have abandoned recently trying to fix the unfixable.
To myself for beating myself up constantly and dwelling on all my mistakes instead of just sacking up and doing something about it.

To my ex wife for being such a depressed isolated loser and causing her to suffer.
To my ex wife for having such a hard time letting her go and not being able to move on.
To my family for having to deal with my sheesh and turning down their efforts to help me.
To all my friends I have abandoned recently trying to fix the unfixable.
To myself for beating myself up constantly and dwelling on all my mistakes instead of just sacking up and doing something about it.
well JP, for as depressing as all your stuff sounds, your avatar and sig lines from Young Guns is pretty cool .

I'm sorry for driving my friend away. We argue too much all the time and now we are no longer friends. 

... my record collection, for mixing in a few Rush albums  :\'(

... my record collection, for mixing in a few Rush albums  :\'(


hah hah.. I never cared for Rush .. (Tom Sawyer is about the only song I could tolerate)

The following people unconditionally:

-My daughter, Teela, for being stern with you. (I am raising you as best as I know how, sans "fathership" rules to go by.

-My wife, Melissa, for being more stressed out than usual lately. It is getting better!

-The fellow "In the '00s" members with whom I have not regularly conversed in a while...Life has kept me busy, but I will be making the rounds again very soon!

-My mother, for mot being able to help more with her situation...but I am helping in what ways I can.

-God, for not leaving my stresses in Your hands, as I know I should.

-My brother, Stuart, for kicking you out of my life. However, I cannot take full blame- the drugs you now consume had a big hand in it.

The following people conditionally:

-Arnold Schwarzennegger, on the condition that you stop politics and resume your film career. The 1st on the list is a 3rd "Conan" film. No Exceptions!!!

-Adnan alKaissy, on the condition that you & I go toe-to-toe in the ring one day. ;)

-Certain fellow "In the '00s" members for my animus toward them, on the condition that they also apologize to me for their initiating animus of me. I'm sorry, but at the risk of sounding childish- You started it, and I wish to finish it.

-Larry the Cable Guy, on the condition that you promptly find either another line of work, or a belt to hold up your jeans.

My girlfriend,let's create a life together :)
my god, what are you sorry for?

My girlfriend,let's create a life together :)



She's the one who should be sorry Howard, not you. 

my god, what are you sorry for?


Dude.. we need to take Howard out. It's a shame you can't get a good hooker in Times Square no more.

SERIOUSLY.

i was almost this bad with becky crane about ten years ago. she treated me like a dog and there i was, clinging on her car bumper as she drove away. i hate to see it man.

SNAP OUT OF IT DUDE! your best bet for getting robin back (if you really want that) is to have her talk to the hand. date someone else, that'll make her nuts. asking for her back won't get you anywhere. believe me i've tried it. just not recently.

http://uf.susu.org/films/images/billandtedEA-01.jpg

it's all most unfrinky, dude.

Howard, yo.

You gotta say "Hey, Fu*k you, yo, go shove it woman!"  She treats you like crap and you crawl back for more. Man, you gotta be like Cactus Freakin Jack when The Undertaker chokeslammed him off the cage yo, You gotta say, I ain't gonna give up, then you pick yourself up and move on.

fo schnizzle.

My girlfriend,let's create a life together :)


Away from her you must get!  The Dark Side I sense!

Good God!!  Find some smokin' hot woman, and just be seen in one of your old haunts.  If she's there, she'll get the message quick.

As long as you stay around like a puppy waiting for a pat on the head, she'll take advantage of that....make it known you have moved on and she'll start singing a different tune....

Good God!!  Find some smokin' hot woman, and just be seen in one of your old haunts.  If she's there, she'll get the message quick.

As long as you stay around like a puppy waiting for a pat on the head, she'll take advantage of that....make it known you have moved on and she'll start singing a different tune....


...and THEN, YOU are in control!  :D  Isn't life grand?  Because now, you can do one of two things:

Scenario 1:  "Oh, Robin, I could never love another as much as I love you!"  *Robin falls into Howard's arms and they live happily ever after*

Scenario 2:  "Robin, I have found another, one who will love me for who I am and not whether I am employed or not.  Back off, wench!"  *Howard lives happily ever after*

Either way, Howard is happy.

Dude.. we need to take Howard out. It's a shame you can't get a good hooker in Times Square no more.


PLEASE NO HOOKER! >:(

Away from her you must get!  The Dark Side I sense!


Nope I will not listen Sensai

PLEASE NO HOOKER! >:(


Good call, Howard.  They might have the plague or something.

You don't need no stinkin' hooker anyway :)

Good call, Howard.  They might have the plague or something.

You don't need no stinkin' hooker anyway :)



I'm trying to work on my life but please I don't need a disease ::)

Ok.. maybe no hookers. But still, head out to a bar and pick up some fine piece of woman.

Ok.. maybe no hookers. But still, head out to a bar and pick up some fine piece of woman.


I don't care about going to a bar

I don't care about going to a bar


Would you go to a bar with me?

Would you go to a bar with me?


No bar,no hooker I just want to be left alone

No bar,no hooker I just want to be left alone


Not today then. Maybe in a couple months?

Not today then. Maybe in a couple months?


We'll see.

We'll see.


Come on Howard, you oughta come out one time with us, get you slaughtered.

^ Plastered.  I don't think Howard wants to die just yet :D

Fellow members, please!

This bickering is pointless!
Howard obviously has not yet reached the point where he feels he has hit rock-bottom.
Until he decides he has, and is consciously ready to move on to "Life After Robin", he will only dig in his heels, and getting him to do anything will be like sneaking an Uzi into a Raiders football game!

Howard- You must find your own happiness within yourself. Robin cannot/will not provide this for you. No one can. You must first be happy with yourself, in order to be happy with anyone else.

It is also apparent that you have put all eggs into a single basket, and that the basket got squashed in the squirrel trap. For this, I am sorry that I cannot spare you the similar pain I once went through.
One thing I would ask, however- Dwell on happier things. There are so many more things to life than clinging to a faded glimpse of what may have been. Go smell the roses in Central Park. Take in a funny movie. Smile at a cute baby. Goose a cute gal on the street, when she's not looking. Drinnk a good espresso.

^ Plastered.  I don't think Howard wants to die just yet :D


Psha.

I'd say it'd put hair on his chest, but he has enough.

You make me sick.

You make me sick.
Take that to the pissed off thread, this is the I'm sorry thread

Take that to the pissed off thread, this is the I'm sorry thread


=P Is there such a thread?

It probably needs a good bump right about now.

at this moment howard and davey have the same karma count. i take this as a sign that they should quit their bitching and go get hammered.

frinky tia is willing to participate.

howard! get off da pittypot and find a girl who LIKES you! i been down this road enough times, i hate to see somebody else suffer yo. fudge dem bittzhes yo. if they can't like you for you tell em where to get off.

Come on Howard, you oughta come out one time with us, get you slaughtered.


We'll talk in a couple of months

Psha.

I'd say it'd put hair on his chest, but he has enough.


Tell Me About It

SERIOUSLY.

i was almost this bad with becky crane about ten years ago. she treated me like a dog and there i was, clinging on her car bumper as she drove away. i hate to see it man.

SNAP OUT OF IT DUDE! your best bet for getting robin back (if you really want that) is to have her talk to the hand. date someone else, that'll make her nuts. asking for her back won't get you anywhere. believe me i've tried it. just not recently.


Or have her kiss my....http://www.ass-ned.nl/startseite/bilder/ass-logo_gross.jpg!  >:(

Howard, yo.

You gotta say "Hey, Fu*k you, yo, go shove it woman!"  She treats you like crap and you crawl back for more. Man, you gotta be like Cactus Freakin Jack when The Undertaker chokeslammed him off the cage yo, You gotta say, I ain't gonna give up, then you pick yourself up and move on.


I'm not going to act hostile towards her so I'm not going to put up a white flag.

...and THEN, YOU are in control!  :D  Isn't life grand?  Because now, you can do one of two things:

Scenario 1:  "Oh, Robin, I could never love another as much as I love you!"  *Robin falls into Howard's arms and they live happily ever after*

Scenario 2:  "Robin, I have found another, one who will love me for who I am and not whether I am employed or not.  Back off, wench!"  *Howard lives happily ever after*

Either way, Howard is happy.


Scenario 1 is for me. ;D

I'm not going to act hostile towards her so I'm not going to put up a white flag.


Why don't you put up a white flag without being hostile? Man, she's obviously taking advantage of you. I don't think you should put up with it.


Although, of course, we only know your side of the story. For all we know, you could be beating her while she brings home 'da bacon.

For all we know, you could be beating her while she brings home 'da bacon.


I think this is probably true. Howard strikes me as the sort of guy who beats up on women.. after all.. real men hit women.

I think this is probably true. Howard strikes me as the sort of guy who beats up on women.. after all.. real men hit women.


Have you ever noticed how easily he gets angry? For shame, Howard. *Slowly shakes head*

Have you ever noticed how easily he gets angry? For shame, Howard. *Slowly shakes head*


I know! Pretty hostile.

why are you doing it, howard? why? don't you realize violence is not the answer?

why are you doing it, howard? why? don't you realize violence is not the answer?


You're right.. it's not the answer... it's the solution.

You can learn her all the way down the stairs.

You're right.. it's not the answer... it's the solution.

You can learn her all the way down the stairs.

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/ylsuper.gif  Opps, I mean "Oh, how mean"

throwing her down the stairs wouldn't solve anything. use a taser gun. it's much more civilized.

throwing her down the stairs wouldn't solve anything. use a taser gun. it's much more civilized.


Pretty soon, all the kids will be carrying them. 

throwing her down the stairs wouldn't solve anything. use a taser gun. it's much more civilized.



Heck da fuzz use em!!! :)

Pretty soon, all the kids will be carrying them. 


.. well.. the cool kids.

.. well.. the cool kids.


Don't worry - I'll let you use mine from time to time.

Don't worry - I'll let you use mine from time to time.


:) I saw some fat guy we could shock.

:) I saw some fat guy we could shock.



If you want her to shock you, just say so.

If you want her to shock you, just say so.


I'm seasonably plump.

I'm seasonably plump.




Is this a politically correct thing?

:) I saw some fat guy we could shock.


;D



If you want her to shock you, just say so.


;D


I'm seasonably plump.




;D


Is this a politically correct thing?


I think that's "pleasantly plump."

I'm seasonably plump.






Isn't that the way they describe the Christmas goose?

;D

;D

;D

I think that's "pleasantly plump."




So it's a Seasonal thing then???

You know guys, my boss is gone today, and I'm sure the lady in the next office is wondering what I'm doing, all alone in my office, giggling repeatedly.

Is this a politically correct thing?


No.. In think you'll find I'm as Un-PC as they come.

You know guys, my boss is gone today, and I'm sure the lady in the next office is wondering what I'm doing, all alone in my office, giggling repeatedly.




Like it's any of her business.  ::) 

No.. In think you'll find I'm as Un-PC as they come.


WE KNOW!!! :)

You know guys, my boss is gone today, and I'm sure the lady in the next office is wondering what I'm doing, all alone in my office, giggling repeatedly.






If she comes by, tell her you stole a NO tank from the dentist.

If she comes by, tell her you stole a NO tank from the dentist.


???

Who practices in the classroom down the hall?

???

Who practices in the classroom down the hall?




:o :-X

Why don't you put up a white flag without being hostile? Man, she's obviously taking advantage of you. I don't think you should put up with it.


Although, of course, we only know your side of the story. For all we know, you could be beating her while she brings home 'da bacon.


What the hell are you talking about,I wouldn't beat her. ::) >:(

I think this is probably true. Howard strikes me as the sort of guy who beats up on women.. after all.. real men hit women.


Could you please cut it out already!!! >:(

why are you doing it, howard? why? don't you realize violence is not the answer?


Just stop this ridiculousness! >:(

What the hell are you talking about,I wouldn't beat her. ::) >:(


Well Howard it's a long story.  We've kind of been discussing this on and off all day.  Speaking of days . . . How was yours? :)

Well Howard it's a long story.  We've kind of been discussing this on and off all day.  Speaking of days . . . How was yours? :)


Fine,I had a pretty good day. :)

My mom, for snapping at her earlier. 

Fine,I had a pretty good day. :)

Always good to hear!! :)

Davey Boy Thrashmister, for giving him the false pretense that I am an arrogant snob.

(Thanks, BTW, for the wrestling inspiration!) :D

to James, for taking him for granted. I hope we can be friends again.
and to my friend Anita, for neglecting our friendship.. I haven't seen her in ages :(
and to my mom, for taking her for granted, and for not being very nice to her.. I do love her..

Always good to hear!! :)


Thank You. :)

my husband, for taking the call today, after I promised I would not take the call anymore, because I'm going on a cruise in January. Sorry, Bob! I'm WEAK!

my husband, for taking the call today, after I promised I would not take the call anymore, because I'm going on a cruise in January. Sorry, Bob! I'm WEAK!


What call is that

call of the wild? call of nature? call of the mall?

call of the wild? call of nature? call of the mall?


Call of the Tia. What can I say? If Abix were my wife, I wouldn't want her taking your calls either! Probably gonna get her pregnant before your first date. *Shakes head*

Call of the Tia. What can I say? If Abix were my wife, I wouldn't want her taking your calls either! Probably gonna get her pregnant before your first date. *Shakes head*
i don't "call." i tap on the window.

the call.. as in.. They have a low patient census at the hospital I work at, so staffing will call nurses and ask if they want to be 'on call' . Then you get paid a lesser wage to stay home, and if they call you back, you have to come into work. I LOVE getting the call!! :P 
It's like being paid to sit here and post on Inthe00s. How great is that? 

dag. i wanna go on call! that sounds sweet.

only... they have to promise and never actually call for real, though. cuz i wouldn't know what to do.

dag. i wanna go on call! that sounds sweet.

only... they have to promise and never actually call for real, though. cuz i wouldn't know what to do.


Yeah, that's a real let down when they DO call ya in.. I hate that! but that's the risk ya take when you're on call. The only reason my husband is a little pissed about it is... 1. He's jealous.. cuz he doesn't get the call. and 2. I did mention the lesser wage, right? 

-The man closest enough to being a "best friend" as I have ever had- Ray, for not keeping in close contact.

-My daughter, Teela, for not exercising as much patience as I should, sometimes.

-Those adults who watched me grow up, for not becoming what they wanted me to be. My heart lies in a direction different from your call.

-Those people who have ever misinterpreted things I have said.

-Those people who have ever misinterpreted things I have said.
that is not an apology Mr Kerry  ;D

call of the wild? call of nature? call of the mall?


Nature calls ;D

....my sister for yelling at her this morning

being a big baby when i was sick and yelling at everyone.

The man who I had to place a "Citizen's Arrest" upon, this evening...I had to do my civic duty.
I hope I didn't break your shoulder, when I hammerlocked you.

being a big baby when i was sick and yelling at everyone.


On Here? ???

my mom for thinking she was a total pest during her visit here last week

Chris and Vaughn....for fighting with both of them tonight.

Chris and Vaughn....for fighting with both of them tonight.


Erin, I'm sure things will be OK.

Everyone bickers and argues, sometimes.
"See? Sometimes, mamas even make mistakes." -Maurice Sendak

my sister for not noticing that she hadn't posted in a while.
:-[


Just saw this.  No Worries Sweetie!  We're always cool. 8)

My "I'm sorry" list is long, and I'm not going to think about it right now because I woke up in a good mood and don't want to ruin it.  I'll be back though.

Carol who, in fourth grade, I helped by best friend at the time, pick on.  I actually met her after high school and apologized, but I still feel bad about it. When I did apologize she said the she remembered it and it wasn't as bad as thought it was.  :-\\

Erin, I'm sure things will be OK.

Everyone bickers and argues, sometimes.
"See? Sometimes, mamas even make mistakes." -Maurice Sendak



thank you! Yes, we all made up. :)

Paris, Britney and Lindsay.

If I had been a bigger spoiled, boozing slut, maybe people woulnd't notice them so much.
I"m so sorry.




:)

Paris, Britney and Lindsay.

If I had been a bigger spoiled, boozing slut, maybe people woulnd't notice them so much.
I"m so sorry.




:)


Awww you're being way too hard on yourself.  ;D

Paris, Britney and Lindsay.

If I had been a bigger spoiled, boozing slut, maybe people woulnd't notice them so much.
I"m so sorry.

:)


There's time darlin. You can start coming out with me more.

.. to my boyfriend for misunderstanding him this morning.

Paris, Britney and Lindsay.

If I had been a bigger spoiled, boozing slut, maybe people woulnd't notice them so much.
I"m so sorry.




:)



They don't need sympathy Kay. ::)

Robert "Bob" Nelson, for allowing him to demonstrate just how much of a jackass he is.
I should have dealt with him once & for all, years ago.

My neighbors, for drinking all their beer and leaving.

My neighbors, for drinking all their beer and leaving.


Which only says they should have bought more than they did. ;D

My brother Joe for threatening to duct tape his mouth shut on Christmas.  He talks, I don't get a word in edgewise.

My brother Joe for threatening to duct tape his mouth shut on Christmas.  He talks, I don't get a word in edgewise.

lol.

sometimes you just gotta do stuff like that to get the point across.

My brother Joe for threatening to duct tape his mouth shut on Christmas.  He talks, I don't get a word in edgewise.



Why would he do that? ???

......because he likes to talk.

......because he likes to talk.



There are other ways besides duct tape.

......because he likes to talk.


You always know just what to say!  ;) ;D

^so does howard!



There are other ways besides duct tape.

There are other ways besides duct tape.



A 2x4 isn't very nice.

A 2x4 isn't very nice.




No I don't think so ;D

Which only says they should have bought more than they did. ;D


You're right. You're usually right. I think I'm just gonna do what you say from now on.. if you pay bail.

^so does howard!




I always know what to say. ;D

my family and other people in Disneyland Paris for getting agitated and shouting in public. I'm staying with my family until tomorrow and I've been with them since last Saturday (23/12).

Q,I know i should be doing my job more often like sweeping and stuff maybe I just negelct it a lot.

To Phillip for my foolish carelessness.