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Subject: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: Tam on 10/10/06 at 2:10 pm
Sitting here today, going through old threads, trying to find something I wanted or felt I needed to post on....
I couldn't find anything at all.
So I started looking through my old posts....
Man, without the actual thread to follow, my posts just seemed so strange.
Then it gave me this idea.
There are forum quotes of the day and non-forum quotes of the day....
But what about a thread that makes absolutely no sense at all?
I don't mean like a useless thread or a spam thread...
Here's what you do:
Go through your posts and pick one to post here.
It doesn't have to make sense and it doesn't have to follow any outline.
Just pick one and post it.
(If this thread doesn't last long - don't worry, I'll get rid of it)
I'll post mine first.
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: Tam on 10/10/06 at 2:11 pm
"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: whistledog on 10/10/06 at 2:22 pm
How's this instead?
http://www.e-go.gr/filesystem/images/20050718/engine/newego_LARGE_t_280889_ugly_man_type11104.jpg
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: Step-chan on 10/10/06 at 2:26 pm
thinking of making a coffee ice cream milkshake.
I just saved my Puchiko avatar to my photobucket account and then re-entered it in my profile.
BTW, I just got an applaud from someone named Ebontyne, but I don't know why.
I like my porn like I like my folders, loaded with nekomimi(cat-girls). ;D ;D ;D ;D
I looked up the lyrics.... damn!!!!!!!!! :D
What language translator?(I use library internet)
Edit: Nevermind, googled it and had babelfish do it, French song...
English lyrics:
Agadoo-doo-doo, pineapples of push, shake the tree, Agadoo-doo-doo, pineapple of push, coffee of parcelling out, Towards the left, with the right-hand side, the jump through and with the knees, Venez to dance each night, sings with the melody of hula. I met a mistress of hula some share in Waikiki, Bien, it sold pineapple, playing the ukulele, And when I went in the girl, advanced and teach me to balance, It laughed and whispered with me," yes, come this evening to the compartment.
Still don't know what the song is.
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: Tam on 10/10/06 at 2:32 pm
I got this in an email the other day. Made me almost pee my pants I was laughing so hard!
If you have already read it - sorry that you have to again.
Tam
I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: Step-chan on 10/10/06 at 4:25 pm
Well, that makes my fetish even harder to deal with at the moment.
Applaud
all death metal music didn't sound the same?
No, I meant my previous one....
Which said: I would rather suck a fart than live in the same place(or house, whatever) with Jack Thompson.
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: joedeertae on 10/10/06 at 4:39 pm
Welcome SherKhann, we finally made thru to the other side... ;D It's nice in here isn't it?
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I knew two girls named Stormy in high school, another girl named January Sunshine
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Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.....
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Call me koo-koo and I have no real reason why but I really, really, really like this............
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Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: Apricot on 10/10/06 at 6:32 pm
The cover to Anal C-nt's "Morbid Florist" album.
Only as long as I like my penises.
I have relatively long hair.. like, long to the extent gelling would be retarded, but short enough to the extent it's not getting feminine.
Masturbating constantly, I imagine.
Who is this? Is this some turkey mofo from the site that's afraid to show their face? You know my policy on cowardice: It's bad.
You people are by far the greatest people on this site. If I were the queen, I would knight all of you. But, that would require gender change and a rise through the British monarchy, so I can't.
We could all benefit from a little psychiatric help. *points to various people with bottle of scotch* Don't you all agree?
JARRING CHORD!!!!
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/10/06 at 6:39 pm
Is very persistent.
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/10/06 at 8:12 pm
Tam...this is such a great idea!! I found so many funny ones....I was...erm, am such a spazz!! LOL! :D ;D Well....enjoy....
parrot bay and pineapple juice! YUM YUM!!!
Do you guys remember those ugly looking Cabbage Patch Koosa's? They came out after the regular Cabbage Patch Kids dolls? I used to have one....but they are creepy looking!!!!
so...you all say that I look different without my glasses.....is that good or bad? glasses or no glasses??? LOL!
The Ramones freakin' ROCK!! Hands down...the best band EVER!
hehehee...u crazy boy!
i threw my back out of place and I can't walk!!!!!
It's snowing like a globe at my house!!
you are very cute!! Has anyone ever told you that you look like that actor Shia LaBeouf? He was on the show, Even Stevens on the Disney channel and has been in a lot of movies lately....he's a total cutie!!! (this was addressed to Andrew--Tubeway General)
I feel like singing show tunes!!!
LA LA LA LA!!!!
it seemed like I always chose Luigi though.....I mean Mario was cool....but Luigi rocked my socks!!!!
OMG...I used to watch that show only because for some reason I had a massive crush on John Larroquette......LOL!!
oompa loompa doompa de doooO!!!!!!
who put the BOP in the Bop sha bop sha bop.....who put the ram in the ramalama ding dong!!!!!
Used to watch All my children....but now I just use body wash!! LOL!
no prob...i'll even throw in a nice bottle of wine!!
YUmmy..can this Italian girl come over for dinner??? LOL!!!
wow...i didn't realize you were only 17....i thought I was talking to an old guy!!! LOL!!!! go figure!
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: Apricot on 10/10/06 at 9:28 pm
You do a lot of LOL!!!!!-ing, I notice.
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/10/06 at 10:06 pm
You do a lot of LOL!!!!!-ing, I notice.
why...yes I do.
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 10/10/06 at 10:30 pm
:O And yes, Mike, I think she likes llamas.
Oh goodness, you're cute. *faints*
"Then there is no pleasing you!"
Purple Toupee- They Might Be Giants
How brief.
Will you marry me?
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: Jessica on 10/10/06 at 11:11 pm
I'm not sure what I was smoking when I brought this one up:
Hmmmmm....high culture wrestling. That is an interesting concept. Sort of like Picasso and Van Gogh getting into a death match if they were still alive and kicking, huh?
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: Tam on 10/10/06 at 11:19 pm
I'm not sure what I was smoking when I brought this one up:
Hmmmmm....high culture wrestling. That is an interesting concept. Sort of like Picasso and Van Gogh getting into a death match if they were still alive and kicking, huh?
Mahahaha! Love It!!!! ;D
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 10/11/06 at 12:22 am
Here are Hawk's Top 10 Memorable Quotes:
10. It started off when she did something she only does once a year- but that is for another story.
9. Well, it certainly fits you.
8. Yo' mama's so ugly, two guys broke into her home; she yelled rape, they yelled "NO!"
7. Anyone know where the Pibb is??
6. Of course I like Stakka Bo- they're Swedish!
5. "Hi! We're here to tell you about Amway!"
4. ^ Doesn't want anyone to know he molests breadsticks...
3. Glass houses and bricks do not mix well.
2. Does that mean I get to break the bicycle pump out?
AND! Hawk's Most Memorable Quote (At Least, To Him):
1. I'd post a pic of mine, but I'd probably have to get padded leather pants, like Ricky Martin.
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/11/06 at 1:18 am
yeah, the world has enough whores as it is. and manwhores too.
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: karen on 10/11/06 at 5:28 am
Some random ones from way back. I left off ones from the limerick thread because they look ever weirder out of context.
I just had a look in one of my books here at work. As far as I can tell handedness isn't a heritable trait.
Shouldn't be English abusing
Or a pair of scissors?
Could it be their slightly (cough) wider hips make the lower back a different shape?
But "The one who made the rhyme, committed the crime"
or "The one who denied it, supplied it"
Can they all be true?
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 10/11/06 at 6:20 am
Some quotes that sound out of place when not read in proper context:
"Try and imagine Mozart doing a cover of Pantera"
""I thought they might give me an aspirin. Instead they pulled a 5inch knife blade out of my head," he said"
"The REALLY strong kind that numbs your mouth afterwards"
"Frumunda what? My shoe?"
...got bored at page 691 (going backwards from 737) might post some later
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 10/11/06 at 7:02 am
A few more:
"Looks like you need to something +H3 code +Hsomethingelse in p89?"
""Good Morning" - Probably one of the most overused oxymorons ever."
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: KKay on 10/11/06 at 8:28 am
ugh...what was I talking about?!!!
1. and even then I want them dressed up as the characters...
and at a civil volume.
2. I don't look a day over 5.57594765694!
3. I was going to reply with a smart comment about the fact that one of the
12000 Reasons why we Love England is that there is tons of free timeas to allow for folks to leave 105011 messages.
4. the best part of that story is that your family's friends know truckers and had chickens. I wish I did.
5. I can't believe how clear those shots are..
do you have surveillence going on?
are you wanted?
6. I'm shipping my sister to you.
Watch for a crate with holes poked in it.
7. wow.
i have this feeling i did something strange like write him a letter..
8. you slightly resemble a certain hairy monkey that i saw here once.
9. the really nice archies...not the vengeful, angry archies.
10.she came in through the bathroom window in my pants
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: joedeertae on 10/11/06 at 9:08 am
see your "help me" post...
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Sitting in the car is better than standing in line, right?
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you run over a nasty, stinky skunk on the way to work!
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I hate wehn I get ina hurire and cant spel
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For me it was 1988.
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: karen on 10/11/06 at 9:21 am
A few more:
"Looks like you need to something +H3 code +Hsomethingelse in p89?"
That was in reply to one of my posts I think!
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: Tam on 10/11/06 at 10:10 am
More from my past:
1st off..... I am NOT pregnant!!!
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Can't people get worms from raw meat like animals? LOL
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Is it weird if I say "Nice Ass!"
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Nothing like the smell of fresh sheets!
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69!
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: karen on 10/11/06 at 10:22 am
some more recent ones
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No I want to see how long it keeps going
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I think I prefer Hawk's version! You're so excited you can't stop farting
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Still waiting for his head
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The two I saw just looked like squares to me. Do they actually say anything?
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/11/06 at 8:09 pm
1. I have been spending more time on here than usual. I'ts almost like some sort of cult thats brainwashed
me and now I don't wanna leave.
2. I sure hope I don't get busted checking out someone's profile.
Quote from: Odyssey on January 05, 2006, 11:41:17 PM
You just did.
Online Badfinger-fan 01:36:28 AM Viewing hoogbest's profile.
3. no way, I haven't checked any profiles.
4. I see smileys in my sleep
5. I love the smell of sex in the morning; it smells like Victory
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 10/11/06 at 9:21 pm
Got bored, so I decided to continue with this. (I like reminiscing)
"I think you've mistaken Michael Jackson for God. Ever heard of a fundy-MJ Fan? (Similar to a Fundy-Christian or a Fundy-Muslim etc) That is you!"
"I typed "Pictures of Stuff on Cats" in the google search bar."
"Macho macho macho man! I wanna be... a macho man!"
"And bad coffee can be worse than sewer water at times."
"I seriously need to buy some deodourant... P.U.!!"
"Coffee."
"I had them cut off. - this was when I was 10"
"Yes, we do have some rather scary looking women down here"
"He fingered her real good last night?"
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/11/06 at 9:49 pm
"I had them cut off. - this was when I was 10"
Erm...?
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/19/06 at 2:54 am
by the way, WTF is a woodchuck? ???
Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: Apricot on 10/19/06 at 12:19 pm
You must namedrop ALL OF US!
I like my women like I like my coffee.. without a penis!
So, I'm guessing the Death Penalty will be given fairly liberally?
Snopes... good site, good site.
How 'bout another one, just to please the masses?
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: Step-chan on 10/19/06 at 3:35 pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/maaya_no_uta/ippo04.jpg
I shall now read his mind with my ESP mouth laser....... *BRRRSSSZZZTTT*
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h12/Step-chan/Swimsuit%20girls/Ama.jpg
I see an image of a girl and he's thinking.... well...... the rest is too explicit....
(If you want to know what it is, ask me)*
*It's just naughty internet speak.
in the mood to dance! ;D
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h12/Step-chan/dancingai000121.gif
Posting this:
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h12/Step-chan/Anime/Mii02.jpg
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 11/19/06 at 3:08 pm
I like my women like I like my coffee.. without a penis!
Ha, that's funny!
Snopes... good site, good site.
I agree. Ever seen the gruesome pictures on there? They're pretty awesome. And the movie myths are nice to read too.
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/22/06 at 5:33 pm
"^ Likes Salad Fingers."
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/22/06 at 5:49 pm
"I did not molest breadsticks ::)"
-Howard, in response to the question of if he really molested breadsticks @ Au Bon Pain
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 11/22/06 at 6:13 pm
(This is from July of 2005)
It's hot again.. what's new?
This is our mountain - Mt. Diablo - and our highways that lead out of Walnut Creek and go towards Oakland and San Francisco :0) This is what it typically looks like around this time of the year..
http://www.gardenshf.org/MtDiablo%20Sunset.jpg
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: Howard on 11/23/06 at 8:06 am
"I did not molest breadsticks ::)"
-Howard, in response to the question of if he really molested breadsticks @ Au Bon Pain
That's not a quote. ::)
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: Apricot on 11/23/06 at 9:23 am
I agree. Ever seen the gruesome pictures on there? They're pretty awesome. And the movie myths are nice to read too.
Those are two of my favorite sections, actually. I use a few of their images as much background for my desktop on occasion.
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/23/06 at 10:45 am
That's not a quote. ::)
'tis.
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 11/23/06 at 5:33 pm
Those are two of my favorite sections, actually. I use a few of their images as much background for my desktop on occasion.
The picture of Brian Peppers, that registered sex offender gets me every time *shudders* Surely you don't use that picture as your backround!
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: Apricot on 11/23/06 at 5:45 pm
The picture of Brian Peppers, that registered sex offender gets me every time *shudders* Surely you don't use that picture as your backround!
I've never seen this.. oh my God, I just looked it up. Wow, I can't believe that pic is real.
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 11/23/06 at 11:31 pm
I've never seen this.. oh my God, I just looked it up. Wow, I can't believe that pic is real.
o.O I know.
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/23/06 at 11:34 pm
I've never seen this.. oh my God, I just looked it up. Wow, I can't believe that pic is real.
I've seen him before! Yeah, man, he... really creeps me out. But, hey! That's kinda shallow! =D
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/23/06 at 11:35 pm
I've seen him before! Yeah, man, he... really creeps me out. But, hey! That's kinda shallow! =D
Yanno, he's kinda hot.
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/26/06 at 5:01 am
Yanno, he's kinda hot.
*cocking an eyebrow*
Y'know, Dom, that's a bit more info than required to share with the public. :D
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 11/26/06 at 8:23 pm
For the sake of... whatever, here's the link to the photo of the guy we're talking about.
I posted the link instead of the picture because I can't bear to look at it.
Click at your own risk.
http://snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: Apricot on 11/26/06 at 10:31 pm
I posted the link instead of the picture because I can't bear to look at it.
Click at your own risk.
http://snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp
You know that in saying that, someone is going to post the picture to this thread, right?
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/26/06 at 10:34 pm
*cocking an eyebrow*
Y'know, Dom, that's a bit more info than required to share with the public. :D
I'm totally serious. If his face were more regularly structured, I'm sure he'd be at least semi-attractive. And, yanno, the whole... molesting thing.
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/26/06 at 11:40 pm
Re: Rap's Decline
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 11/29/06 at 11:19 am
You know that in saying that, someone is going to post the picture to this thread, right?
That would make me sad. And scare the crap outta me.
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/29/06 at 1:01 pm
That would make me sad. And scare the crap outta me.
'S OK, Ash.
You can hide behind me.
I'll keep you safe from the big bad rabbit!
Subject: Re: Quote Me?? Nah - Quote You!!!!
Written By: Howard on 03/18/14 at 7:45 pm
I'm about to take a piss in the last stall and I overhear a Father talking to his son in the other stall:
Father- "Do you have to make a peepee"?
"Ok, Then how about a poopy"?
;D