(I stole this idea)


See, I like my tea light and sweet, like me!

and i like my men like i like my tires...strong, sturdy, durable....and well rotated  ???

Now you try.


Oh and...I like my intimate moments like my local shoreline....
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This is a really fun idea.  Too bad I'm braindead and can't think of anything....

I like my women like I like my Miracle Whip ... light and spreadable

I've no idea what that means ;D

I like my women like I like my Miracle Whip ... light and spreadable


...like I like my coffee:

...noir comme le diable, chaud comme l'enfer, pur comme un ange, doux comme l'amour. ("Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure like an angel, sweet as love")
- Talleyrand, 18th century French diplomat, describing his concept of a good cup of coffee...

"Bitter from being tied up in a burlap sack, thrown over the back of a donkey, hauled through the Andes for a weekend, and available 24/7 at Starbucks for a buck fifty."
- ...updated for the 21st century.

I like my cats like I like my record albums...black and scratchy.

Ok, that was lame..I'll get better, I promise

I like my beer like I like my women....dark and bitter.

What was the question again?



I like my men.......... like I like my car...... big and horny ;D




Its too early for me to think

i like my men like i like my men....cold and hard....


errrrr.... :-\\

I like my women, like I like my beer...

full in the middle and no substance up top.

i like my men like i like my men....cold and hard....


errrrr.... :-\\


Thats good for the summer time  ;D

I like my women.. like I like my corpses... dead and festering.

:)

Thats good for the summer time  ;D

:)
Good Point.



I like my women.. like I like my corpses... dead and festering.

:)


i like my men like i like my sunday newspaper....4 inches thick, on my front lawn.

i like my men like i like my sunday newspaper....4 inches thick, on my front lawn.


Glad we're on the same page then.


I like my women like I like my country music, depressed, lonely and needy.

Hmm I came up with a similar thing to this when I was describing to a friend why I prefer milk chocolate.
Think Goldilocks and the three bears;
White chocolate is too sweet, Dark chocolate is too bitter, milk chocolate is just right!

i like my men like i like my fairy tales, sweet yet scary but always with a happy ending.

I like my women like I like my Bacon ... Lean in the middle, with a little bit of fat on the end ;D

I like my women like I like my Bacon ... Lean in the middle, with a little bit of fat on the end ;D


ahhh!
genius!
  i like my men like i like my dogs: big, dumb, and just looking for love.... 


and a bone.

I like my catgirls like I like my pokemon, cute and affectionate.

(That sucked)

I like my women, like I like my step-chan... gagged and bound.

I like my women, like I like my step-chan... gagged and bound.


You forgot to captilize my name!

You can't silence me either! :D

I like my catgirls like I like my pokemon, cute and affectionate.

(That sucked)


I like my women like I like Step-Chan's puns ... they're guaranteed to suck ;D

ok that was bad  :-[

I like my women like I like Step-Chan's puns ... they're guaranteed to suck ;D

ok that was bad  :-[


ROFLMAO

I like my women like I like Step-Chan's puns ... they're guaranteed to suck ;D

ok that was bad  :-[
funny, unfortunately at step-chans expense, but thats the risk we take  ;D

I like my women like I like my thanksgiving turkey,  ...... stuffed and basted

funny, unfortunately at step-chans expense, but thats the risk we take  ;D

I like my women like I like my thanksgiving turkey,  ...... stuffed and basted


Well, with my brain functioning at a low level.

I like my women like an oreo Cookie as soon as you open it up,there's some creamy filling in the middle. ;D

I like my men to be like trees - tall and strong, and with twigs and berries  ;D