it's waving dismissively at the speaker and so i don't think is meant to accuse the speaker of being gay in a derogatory fashion; i rather think instead it's making fun of putative closed-mindedness, bruno style. but maybe i'm just being over-optimistic.


Winnar!!1

Nah....that's WAY too easy.


You're quite unlikeable.

Well, it's monday night and I am sitting here in front of my puter.
Hubby is in the den playing Madden 07
Son is in bed - obviously school tomorrow

Fun Times :D

You're quite unlikeable.
harsh!

i'm always mocking all the bass players i meet by telling them they're playing EZ-read guitars.

there's two ways to play bass, one is as a guitar with big strings -- which, as a guitar player, is how I play bass  :-[ -- or as a scholar of the bass proper, like jaco or chris wood or john entwistle or certain other fine practitioners of the instruments do.

in metal it's hard to innovate on the bass. steve harris of iron maiden and the original dude in metallica are among the few i can think of who have done it.

well, and les claypool, if you want to count primus as metal.

...and how was Monday night for you?

Yeah, I think Ali G is actually the least funny of his characters...
By the time he did Borat in the U.K it was such old news it sunk without a trace, he hasn't had a show on over here for years now.

harsh!

i'm always mocking all the bass players i meet by telling them they're playing EZ-read guitars.

there's two ways to play bass, one is as a guitar with big strings -- which, as a guitar player, is how I play bass  :-[ -- or as a scholar of the bass proper, like jaco or chris wood or john entwistle or certain other fine practitioners of the instruments do.

in metal it's hard to innovate on the bass. steve harris of iron maiden and the original dude in metallica are among the few i can think of who have done it.

well, and les claypool, if you want to count primus as metal.


I thought the less-schooled person plucks and the afficianado picks, on the bass.

I thought the less-schooled person plucks and the afficianado picks, on the bass.
i think it's usually the other way around, chris squire of yes being an exception. although i feel there might be a really really obvious sexual entendre here that i'm totally making myself look dopey by not catching!

yes i pick on my bass! i'm no plucker!

i think it's usually the other way around, chris squire of yes being an exception. although i feel there might be a really really obvious sexual entendre here that i'm totally making myself look dopey by not catching!

yes i pick on my bass! i'm no plucker!
You don't pluck your twanger?

You don't pluck your twanger?

i have a big red one!

You're quite unlikeable.


So are you.  Which is why I'm leet and you're the suxxorz.

You're quite unlikeable.


Obviously not, since I can actually have relationships.

Forgot to add: And that statement coming from you is quite laughable.

It's Tuesday morning and Im at work.  blech.

It's Tuesday morning and Im at work.  blech.


Soon, I too shall be at work...

You're quite unlikeable.
huh?!?  i like her :)

So are you.  Which is why I'm leet and you're the suxxorz.


;D


huh?!?  i like her :)


She's mean...


Obviously not, since I can actually have relationships.

Forgot to add: And that statement coming from you is quite laughable.


See what I mean? :(

huh?!?  i like her :)


Thank you. :D I like you too.


See what I mean? :(


Oh please. You come on here and tell me I'm unlikeable (after you know I'm not around anymore for the night), and then act hurt when I defend myself? Sorry, that doesn't fly with me. You think I'm unlikeable? I'll tell you right now that, besides Harmonica, you are the most unpleasant member on this board that I have had to deal with. You whine about your life and get pissy when people tell you to do something with it, you insult members for having an opinion, and you act totally schizoid when someone starts a thread that wasn't even referring to you.

So don't EVEN start.

Thank you. :D I like you too.

Oh please. You come on here and tell me I'm unlikeable (after you know I'm not around anymore for the night), and then act hurt when I defend myself? Sorry, that doesn't fly with me. You think I'm unlikeable? I'll tell you right now that, besides Harmonica, you are the most unpleasant member on this board that I have had to deal with. You whine about your life and get pissy when people tell you to do something with it, you insult members for having an opinion, and you act totally schizoid when someone starts a thread that wasn't even referring to you.

So don't EVEN start.


Please lady! The title of this thread is an exact parody of the thread I made "Its Friday night and I'm alone". I won't be pissed on and told it's raining.

You're just like most people I've encountered in my life.  Noone understands me but me.

You're just like most people I've encountered in my life.  Noone understands me but me.


And that gives you a reason to act up on a messageboard? Nuh uh, don't think so. Try again.

And that gives you a reason to act up on a messageboard? Nuh uh, don't think so. Try again.


You don't have the right to be mean to me and expect me to just take it.

You don't have the right to be mean to me and expect me to just take it.


Same goes for me. You can't expect to make snide comments, talk smack, use smilies to be rude, etc. and expect ME to take it. I don't work that way.

Now I'm going to get off of here for several hours to enjoy LIFE. That should give you PLENTY of time to write a bunch of "woe is me" crap and to tell everyone how unlikeable I am.

Same goes for me. You can't expect to make snide comments, talk smack, use smilies to be rude, etc. and expect ME to take it. I don't work that way.

Now I'm going to get off of here for several hours to enjoy LIFE. That should give you PLENTY of time to write a bunch of "woe is me" crap and to tell everyone how unlikeable I am.




Karma will catch up to you for being so mean to me, honey.

Then again, I don't expect much different.  Nobody loves me but my mama, and sometimes I think shes jivin' too.

Noone understands me but me.


What are we now.. 12?


Karma will catch up to you for being so mean to me, honey.


Then me and Rice will totally bust all over Karma's ass.

That's why you don't wear t-shirts that say "Anyone who plays the bass is a prick" to auditions.


Or alternativley...

.. you could wear a T-Shirt of the crucifixion saying "Everybody's gotta learn the hard way."

http://www.rockfanshop.com/shop/images/slayerkfkpeacebewithyouv.jpg

And only after you get there notice the cruciform hanging around the guys neck.  :)

I thought the less-schooled person plucks and the afficianado picks, on the bass.


Nah, it's all to do with style.

The best bassists are generally the funky pluckers, a'la Les Claypool, Robert Trujillo, Cliff Burton (Mike, that was the guy you were thinking of).

You get a fuller richer sound and you can get some great slap stuff going on.

Then me and Rice will totally bust all over Karma's ass.


My karma ran over your dogma :D

Then the karcompactorma crushed my karma.

What are we now.. 12?



Its true though.

Rice seems like such a nice guy, I don't get it...

Rice seems like such a nice guy, I don't get it...


The reason I am nice most of the time is because I have no real reason to be mean to a bunch of people I don't really know.  I can be extremely mean, however, if you keep trying to provoke my wife.  Of course, she can take care of herself very well, so I don't have to step in.

Let's step back for a moment though, and look at some of the things you've posted that border on "woe-is-me-ism", most notably "It's Friday night and I'm alone" and "Help me date".  As you have heard my wife say, she chose not to post because she knew you were doing your pity-party thing.  I, however, chose to help with whatever little experience I had where I had success.  And then you proved her right..."I can't do this, it's not in my schedule, I'm too lazy, I'm too scared, I can't ride a bike, there's nothing to do in town (Tyler, I presume) which is barely seven miles away, even though Rice searched for it on Google and found like 80 different things to do and a bunch of other places where he could meet chicks if he wasn't married...etc."  (I'm glad I'm married, btw, but if I wasn't, and Jess knows it, I would DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT)  You basically brought it upon yourself because after seeing all possible viable options shot down because you claim you're either too inept or too lazy to do something about your situation, even the most patient of individuals is going to snap at you and tell you to get your head out of your arse.

You're on the computer all the time...you can use that computer to plan your course of action.  Find a bus schedule.  Find a nice path to take into town.  Check out Tyler.com (forgot what the real site was, but it was one of the first ten hits I got off Google) and look for museums, parks, wide open places where you may run into people and make new friends.  Didn't you say there was a college in the area?  If so, there are plenty of guys and girls your age you can hang out with.  This will lead invariably to someone who has a car or knows someone who has a car and there's your transportation right there.  But you have to get yourself into town.  If my wife who was pregnant at the time can walk something like eleven miles to and from town, you have no excuse for not doing so.  Bring water.

I mean, come on...I'm like 1000 miles away and I found a ton of stuff I can do in your area.  You LIVE there.  How can you tell me there's nothing to do and nobody to do it with?

The time has come for you to stop whining, stop saying people are against you all the time or making fun of you, and do something about it so those people will eat their words.  And you'll be better off for it...not to mention annoying my wife less :D  (that's my job)

The reason I am nice most of the time is because I have no real reason to be mean to a bunch of people I don't really know.  I can be extremely mean, however, if you keep trying to provoke my wife.  Of course, she can take care of herself very well, so I don't have to step in.

Let's step back for a moment though, and look at some of the things you've posted that border on "woe-is-me-ism", most notably "It's Friday night and I'm alone" and "Help me date".  As you have heard my wife say, she chose not to post because she knew you were doing your pity-party thing.  I, however, chose to help with whatever little experience I had where I had success.  And then you proved her right..."I can't do this, it's not in my schedule, I'm too lazy, I'm too scared, I can't ride a bike, there's nothing to do in town (Tyler, I presume) which is barely seven miles away, even though Rice searched for it on Google and found like 80 different things to do and a bunch of other places where he could meet chicks if he wasn't married...etc."  (I'm glad I'm married, btw, but if I wasn't, and Jess knows it, I would DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT)  You basically brought it upon yourself because after seeing all possible viable options shot down because you claim you're either too inept or too lazy to do something about your situation, even the most patient of individuals is going to snap at you and tell you to get your head out of your arse.

You're on the computer all the time...you can use that computer to plan your course of action.  Find a bus schedule.  Find a nice path to take into town.  Check out Tyler.com (forgot what the real site was, but it was one of the first ten hits I got off Google) and look for museums, parks, wide open places where you may run into people and make new friends.  Didn't you say there was a college in the area?  If so, there are plenty of guys and girls your age you can hang out with.  This will lead invariably to someone who has a car or knows someone who has a car and there's your transportation right there.  But you have to get yourself into town.  If my wife who was pregnant at the time can walk something like eleven miles to and from town, you have no excuse for not doing so.  Bring water.

I mean, come on...I'm like 1000 miles away and I found a ton of stuff I can do in your area.  You LIVE there.  How can you tell me there's nothing to do and nobody to do it with?

The time has come for you to stop whining, stop saying people are against you all the time or making fun of you, and do something about it so those people will eat their words.  And you'll be better off for it...not to mention annoying my wife less :D  (that's my job)


Applause!

Karma will catch up to you for being so mean to me, honey.


I'm mean, but at least I have a life, sweetheart.


Then me and Rice will totally bust all over Karma's ass.


Rock on.


Rice seems like such a nice guy, I don't get it...


Get what? That he married me? I'm a b*tch, but when it comes to people I adore, they get nothing but love from me.


The reason I am nice most of the time is because I have no real reason to be mean to a bunch of people I don't really know.  I can be extremely mean, however, if you keep trying to provoke my wife.  Of course, she can take care of herself very well, so I don't have to step in.

Let's step back for a moment though, and look at some of the things you've posted that border on "woe-is-me-ism", most notably "It's Friday night and I'm alone" and "Help me date".  As you have heard my wife say, she chose not to post because she knew you were doing your pity-party thing.  I, however, chose to help with whatever little experience I had where I had success.  And then you proved her right..."I can't do this, it's not in my schedule, I'm too lazy, I'm too scared, I can't ride a bike, there's nothing to do in town (Tyler, I presume) which is barely seven miles away, even though Rice searched for it on Google and found like 80 different things to do and a bunch of other places where he could meet chicks if he wasn't married...etc."  (I'm glad I'm married, btw, but if I wasn't, and Jess knows it, I would DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT)  You basically brought it upon yourself because after seeing all possible viable options shot down because you claim you're either too inept or too lazy to do something about your situation, even the most patient of individuals is going to snap at you and tell you to get your head out of your arse.

You're on the computer all the time...you can use that computer to plan your course of action.  Find a bus schedule.  Find a nice path to take into town.  Check out Tyler.com (forgot what the real site was, but it was one of the first ten hits I got off Google) and look for museums, parks, wide open places where you may run into people and make new friends.  Didn't you say there was a college in the area?  If so, there are plenty of guys and girls your age you can hang out with.  This will lead invariably to someone who has a car or knows someone who has a car and there's your transportation right there.  But you have to get yourself into town.  If my wife who was pregnant at the time can walk something like eleven miles to and from town, you have no excuse for not doing so.  Bring water.

I mean, come on...I'm like 1000 miles away and I found a ton of stuff I can do in your area.  You LIVE there.  How can you tell me there's nothing to do and nobody to do it with?

The time has come for you to stop whining, stop saying people are against you all the time or making fun of you, and do something about it so those people will eat their words.  And you'll be better off for it...not to mention annoying my wife less :D  (that's my job)


AMEN.

Tuesday,The day after Monday

I'm mean, but at least I have a life, sweetheart.


You're mean as a snake I swear. >:(



Get what? That he married me? I'm a b*tch, but when it comes to people I adore, they get nothing but love from me.



You're the typical person who doesn't understand how it is. You've probably had a normal life and social development, and don't comprehend what things are like for some people.

You're mean as a snake I swear. >:( 

On a plane?



You're the typical person who doesn't understand how it is. You've probably had a normal life and social development, and don't comprehend what things are like for some people.


How little you know...  :-\\

Is your own life so abnormal that you can't understand the part where "If I want something, I should do something to get that something"?  That's all we want you to do, get off your keister, go out, and formulate a plan to do something.  Even if your plan doesn't work right or at all, at least you tried, right?  What you've shown is that you don't want to try, and that you'd rather lash out at members of this board than to improve your situation.

Are you poor and destitute?  Do you have some weird disgusting disease or facial disfigurement that prevents people from wanting to hang out with you?  Do you refuse to raise your hand because you're not "Sure"?  Come on, you can't be as pathetic as you make yourself out to be.

Go out and do something already.  Lashing out at my wife is not very constructive.  Not to mention that she'll totally pwn you.

You're mean as a snake I swear. >:(

Snakes aren't mean, and I resent that on their behalf. The only time a snake strikes is when it is PROVOKED. So wait... maybe you are right.

You're the typical person who doesn't understand how it is. You've probably had a normal life and social development, and don't comprehend what things are like for some people.


Molestation, taunts, cruelty, being the fat kid, having to deal with drug addicts in my family, shootings, and stabbings....yeah, totally normal. The thing is I don't let that bring me down. I talk about how it is painful, but I don't f*cking milk it for sympathy. Am I supposed to ask for pity because I grew up the fat kid? Hell no! I change myself and know that ten years from now, the people that made fun of me will be the "fat kid".

Comprehending...ha. The only thing I'm comprehending is that you like to whine about your life and do zip to improve it.

It's not Monday night anymore.

Molestation, taunts, cruelty, being the fat kid, having to deal with drug addicts in my family, shootings, and stabbings....yeah, totally normal. The thing is I don't let that bring me down. I talk about how it is painful, but I don't f*cking milk it for sympathy. Am I supposed to ask for pity because I grew up the fat kid? Hell no! I change myself and know that ten years from now, the people that made fun of me will be the "fat kid".


I was the fat kid my whole life too, so I know how that is.. been on the run, been through my family breaking up after my mom cheated on my dad and left him, saw my dad go to prison, grew up without friends for support(I was a teenager before I ever hung out with anyone not related to me outsie of school), no siblings around..

I was the fat kid my whole life too, so I know how that is.. been on the run, been through my family breaking up after my mom cheated on my dad and left him, saw my dad go to prison, grew up without friends for support(I was a teenager before I ever hung out with anyone not related to me outsie of school), no siblings around..


And that's a whole slew of reasons to better yourself.

I'm not as mean as I sound, but dude, everyone on here has offered you suggestions, advice, etc. and you treated it like garbage. That is one of the sole reasons I got evil with you. I figured some "tough love" might bring you around, but it obviously won't. So now it is entirely in your hands what you are going to do with your life and how you are going to present yourself. Just be warned though that I will jump in with my unlikeable self if I see more sh*t talking from you on this board. But also let it be known that if anyone starts ragging on your for stupid reasons without you provoking them, they will get the rough side of my tongue.

Next Monday is September 11th

Next Monday is September 11th
Applause to you Howard for trying so hard to lighten the tone and change the subject.

Applause to you Howard for trying so hard to lighten the tone and change the subject.



Was that sarcastic? ???  :(

Was that sarcastic? ???  :(
No Howard, I gave you Karma man for being so sweet.  :)

No Howard, I gave you Karma man for being so sweet.  :)


Oh Thank You,I took it the wrong way

Was that sarcastic? ???  :(
lol

this thread is turning into a bloody mosh pit!

9/11/2001 was a tuesday. bad stuff tends to happen on tuesdays.

lol

this thread is turning into a bloody mosh pit!

9/11/2001 was a tuesday. bad stuff tends to happen on tuesdays.


How do you know that?

lol

this thread is turning into a bloody mosh pit!



You got a problem with that? ;D

You got a problem with that? ;D


I think he does

And that's a whole slew of reasons to better yourself.

I'm not as mean as I sound, but dude, everyone on here has offered you suggestions, advice, etc. and you treated it like garbage. That is one of the sole reasons I got evil with you. I figured some "tough love" might bring you around, but it obviously won't. So now it is entirely in your hands what you are going to do with your life and how you are going to present yourself. Just be warned though that I will jump in with my unlikeable self if I see more sh*t talking from you on this board. But also let it be known that if anyone starts ragging on your for stupid reasons without you provoking them, they will get the rough side of my tongue.


http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/grouphug.gif

http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/grouphug.gif




I love group hugs

How do you know that?
i don't, it's pure conjecture.

1929 stock market crash happened on a tuesday; i think the 1972 olympic terrorist attack happened on a tuesday. oo! it also happened on this day 35 years ago.

challenger explosion? tuesday, 1/28/86.

let's get rid of tuesdays! just start skippin' em!

lol

this thread is turning into a bloody mosh pit!

9/11/2001 was a tuesday. bad stuff tends to happen on tuesdays.
Don't you start!! You can't keep out of anything can you hmm  ;)

You got a problem with that? ;D
only if you're some kinda filthy no-good communist tuesday-lover!

Don't you start!! You can't keep out of anything can you hmm  ;)
you're another misguided tuesday apologist! appeaser!

down with tuesdays! take our country back!

it's tuesday and i'm alone, by the way.

you're another misguided tuesday apologist! appeaser!

down with tuesdays! take our country back!
Sorry tuesday is the night my favourite t.v show is on, so tuesdays are ok with me!

http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/grouphug.gif


Rock on. :)



only if you're some kinda filthy no-good communist tuesday-lover!


Hell no. I'm more of a Saturday person myself....although House, M.D. DOES come on tonight. Hugh Laurie... :-*

Monday is a long way off now.

The only good thing about Tuesday is that Love Soup on the BBCAmerica channel is on tonight. 
http://www.bbcamerica.com/genre/comedy_games/love_soup/love_soup.jsp

Well that and...Moody Blues sang about Tuesday afternoon (that was good too)

Come to think of it, Mondays aren't that good either...
Titanic sunk on a Monday
The atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima on a Monday

Can we outlaw Mondays too?

The only good thing about Tuesday is that Love Soup on the BBCAmerica channel is on tonight. 
http://www.bbcamerica.com/genre/comedy_games/love_soup/love_soup.jsp

Well that and...Moody Blues sang about Tuesday afternoon (that was good too)

Come to think of it, Mondays aren't that good either...
Titanic sunk on a Monday
The atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima on a Monday

Can we outlaw Mondays too?


How about Ruby Tuesday by The Rolling Stones?

And that's a whole slew of reasons to better yourself.

I'm not as mean as I sound, but dude, everyone on here has offered you suggestions, advice, etc. and you treated it like garbage. That is one of the sole reasons I got evil with you.

I find that people who continue with the constant "my life sucks" business  are just really really young and have not gotten their callouses yet.  and the "no one will ever know me but me" is a think i said as a teen. it  is not an easy time...that 15 to 18 to 20 part of life and i think this is all symptom of that.


I figured some "tough love" might bring you around, but it obviously won't. So now it is entirely in your hands what you are going to do with your life and how you are going to present yourself.

lots of people hate tough love ...it is just not the form of sympathy they were looking for.

on the other hand, ifyou wanna just vent and not get advice, you can say that fromthe beginning.
"life is bad, here is why . i wanna be miserable right now so no advice please, just getting it off my chest"

other wise, i agree that enough is enough.
just imo

How about Ruby Tuesday by The Rolling Stones?


Ah I forgot about Ruby Tuesday..great song (and it's a good restaurant here in the States)  Yum!

it's tuesday and i'm alone, by the way.


What do you want me to do about it?

What do you want me to do about it?


Give him a hug :D

The only good thing about Tuesday is that Love Soup on the BBCAmerica channel is on tonight. 


Not forgetting that I was born on a Tuesday...








(...several years ago!)

I find that people who continue with the constant "my life sucks" business  are just really really young and have not gotten their callouses yet.  and the "no one will ever know me but me" is a think i said as a teen. it  is not an easy time...that 15 to 18 to 20 part of life and i think this is all symptom of that.


I see where you're coming from here, but that definitely doesn't apply to me. I've had plenty of seriously f*cked up things happen to me as far as callouses go.


lots of people hate tough love ...it is just not the form of sympathy they were looking for.

on the other hand, ifyou wanna just vent and not get advice, you can say that fromthe beginning.
"life is bad, here is why . i wanna be miserable right now so no advice please, just getting it off my chest"

other wise, i agree that enough is enough.
just imo


Not trying to be contrite, but in the last thread at least, I didn't ask for advice.

I was just intending to vent.  I guess I should have said that, but it didn't really occur to me I needed to.  Chalk it up to poor social skills.  Thats what being a loner does to you. ;) Also if people just mess with you all the time, you don't have an incentive to learn to get along with people. My peer relationships in school were always inherently antagonistic from the start, and I didn't have a sibling at home to learn to get along with either.

Give him a hug :D



even better I'll bearhug him

I see where you're coming from here, but that definitely doesn't apply to me. I've had plenty of seriously f*cked up things happen to me as far as callouses go.

We all have.  But that doesn't mean we can't learn to pick ourselves up again.


Chalk it up to poor social skills.  Thats what being a loner does to you. ;) Also if people just mess with you all the time, you don't have an incentive to learn to get along with people. My peer relationships in school were always inherently antagonistic from the start, and I didn't have a sibling at home to learn to get along with either.


You have to learn to rise above the people who antagonize you.  And you also have to start putting yourself in situations where you are in the presence of "real" (not that we're not real, but you know) people, and learn to communicate and laugh with them.  That will help you learn the social skills you need.  There's only so much a messageboard can do, and you are definitely capable of more than this board can offer.

I'm alone on a Monday

What do you want me to do about it?


Leave him alone, he's mine! >:(

Leave him alone, he's mine! >:(


wanna fight about it?

Sorry tuesday is the night my favourite t.v show is on, so tuesdays are ok with me!
fanatical pro-tuesday extremism! we have to smoke the radical tuesdayists outta their holes.

wanna fight about it?


Hell yeah!

Me - You - HELL.. IN.. A.. CELL!!!

It's Tuesday night, and i'm all alone... but having spent the entire day with friends, I can't complain. Plus, my favourite TV show is on tonight, so i'd rather be alone  :P

what is this tuesday show everyone loves so much? couldn't be better than nanny and the professor.

what is this tuesday show everyone loves so much? couldn't be better than nanny and the professor.



For me, "House"

For me, "House"


I guess this means I should get home before 9/8 Central :D

For me, "House"


Ditto.

I was just intending to vent.  I guess I should have said that, but it didn't really occur to me I needed to.  Chalk it up to poor social skills.  Thats what being a loner does to you. ;) Also if people just mess with you all the time, you don't have an incentive to learn to get along with people. My peer relationships in school were always inherently antagonistic from the start, and I didn't have a sibling at home to learn to get along with either.
I got messed with constantly when I was in school, and I felt the same way that you do. But, in hindsight, I now realize that back most of the teasing that was directed at me was done in a friendly manner and that I took too much stuff way too personally, and if I'd have been more thick-skinned I would have been a whole lot more better off.
  I work at a freight terminal running a forklift, and the guys I work with are constantly messing with me. Hell, there's this big 300-lb ex-NFL lineman there that always calls me "Bisexual Al." And believe me, most of the stuff they say is far worse than that. But you know what? It doesn't bother me in the least, because we all give each other a hard time and I know that it just their way of letting me know that they accept me. I just throw it right back at them and they love me for it. (Not to mention that I'm pretty good at it. ;))
    The thing is, I believe that the majority of the comments directed at you (not to mention the creation of this thread) were done in that spirit, and that most of us (at least initially) were just teasing you in a good-natured manner because, well, when someone begins to whine a lot it makes them a target for that kind of thing. You say you have poor social skills? Well, one lesson that you might learn from this is that good-natured friendly ball-busting is just one way that people show affection for each other.

I got messed with constantly when I was in school, and I felt the same way that you do. But, in hindsight, I now realize that back most of the teasing that was directed at me was done in a friendly manner and that I took too much stuff way too personally, and if I'd have been more thick-skinned I would have been a whole lot more better off.
   I work at a freight terminal running a forklift, and the guys I work with are constantly messing with me. Hell, there's this big 300-lb ex-NFL lineman there that always calls me "Bisexual Al." And believe me, most of the stuff they say is far worse than that. But you know what? It doesn't bother me in the least, because we all give each other a hard time and I know that it just their way of letting me know that they accept me. I just throw it right back at them and they love me for it. (Not to mention that I'm pretty good at it. ;))
    The thing is, I believe that the majority of the comments directed at you (not to mention the creation of this thread) were done in that spirit, and that most of us (at least initially) were just teasing you in a good-natured manner because, well, when someone begins to whine a lot it makes them a target for that kind of thing. You say you have poor social skills? Well, one lesson that you might learn from this is that good-natured friendly ball-busting is just one way that people show affection for each other.


Sexy Ass is right, Alex.

I love it when you bust my balls, Al.  It kinda stings for a bit but then it feels really nice.

I love it when you bust my balls, Al.  It kinda stings for a bit but then it feels really nice.
Do you like it more when I ping them or when I punch them?

Do you like it more when I ping them or when I punch them?


Either is fine, although I would appreciate a warning before the punch.  I need to put my cup on, so it only pinches...

Either is fine, although I would appreciate a warning before the punch.  I need to put my cup on, so it only pinches...
http://www.wakthesak.com/

http://www.wakthesak.com/


Now Al, you know I can't look at porn while I'm at work... :P

Now Al, you know I can't look at porn while I'm at work... :P
Actually, it's not porn, it's a game. Although the screams of agony coming out of your speakers might cause your co-workers to pop up out their cubicles like a bunch of prairie dogs. (I guess it could still get you in trouble though, maybe you could have Jessica check it out for you first.  ;D)

I'll check it out when I get home, and maybe with the sound off :D

pr0n makes the world go round! ;D

on youtube there's a whole raft of fetish videos devoted to dudes just gettin' racked in all sorts of heinous ways. i'm sure al-b kin tell ya about it (you know how those forklift drivers are! ;)]; i'm all about the balloon fetish videos myself.

on youtube there's a whole raft of fetish videos devoted to dudes just gettin' racked in all sorts of heinous ways. i'm sure al-b kin tell ya about it (you know how those forklift drivers are! ;)]; i'm all about the balloon fetish videos myself.


I've got dial-up:(

;D

i'm all about the balloon fetish videos myself.
Never even heard of balloon fetishes until just now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae0_JTW62GI

Al likes.

BRB.

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Never even heard of balloon fetishes until just now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae0_JTW62GI

Al likes.

BRB.

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Kinky.

:-[

It's Tuesday night and i'm proper alone.. MSN isn't working  :\'(

Never even heard of balloon fetishes until just now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae0_JTW62GI

Al likes.

BRB.

http://www.schoolnursesupplyinc.com/images/products/18370.jpg
ewww......I have that lotion upstairs in my closet (no, it's not hubby's, it's mine ::))  I'll never be able to use it again :P

ewww......I have that lotion upstairs in my closet (no, it's not hubby's, it's mine ::))  I'll never be able to use it again :P


Save it.. just in case.  ;)

lotion is a bad choice...you should only ever use water based lubricant.
the oils and perfumes are not good for your body.

if you're gonna be 'good' to your self, be good to yourself.  I care.

lotion is a bad choice...you should only ever use water based lubricant.
the oils and perfumes are not good for your body.

if you're gonna be 'good' to your self, be good to yourself.  I care.


Could you send me some samples?

lotion is a bad choice...you should only ever use water based lubricant.
the oils and perfumes are not good for your body.

if you're gonna be 'good' to your self, be good to yourself.  I care.


;D

Dr. Kay

Hell yeah!

Me - You - HELL.. IN.. A.. CELL!!!



Friday Night Smackdown! >:(

Friday Night Smackdown! >:(


Hell no!

I'll see you on MONDAY NIGHT Raw!

Hell no!

I'll see you on MONDAY NIGHT Raw!



Don't forget Maria Canalis and Trish Stratus. ;)

Don't forget Maria Canalis and Trish Stratus. ;)


Winner takes all..

NOW GET IN THE RING!

WOOOO!

Winner takes all..

NOW GET IN THE RING!

WOOOO!


Bra and Panties match

Bra and Panties match


You want us to wrestle in our bra's and panties.

Well... ok, but I'm gonna have to borrow a bra.

You want us to wrestle in our bra's and panties.

Well... ok, but I'm gonna have to borrow a bra.



Maria and Trish in Bra and Panties ;)

It is Monday night and I am alone!

Me too, but never fear, I have an ample music selection and cheap domestic brews.

Me too, but never fear, I have an ample music selection and cheap domestic brews.
...domestic brews, now that is a good idea!

it's monday afternoon and i'm surrounded by idiots!

...domestic brews, now that is a good idea!


I'd offer you one, but I don't think I can throw that far. (about 100 miles)

I'd offer you one, but I don't think I can throw that far. (about 100 miles)
Save your energy, I will look in our drinks cabinet.

...domestic brews, now that is a good idea!
I bet you mean tea and I bet Davey doesn't!!  ;D

I bet you mean tea and I bet Davey doesn't!!  ;D


You know us a bit too well.

But maybe Philip will surpise us.. possibly there is Whiskey in the Jar after all.

You know us a bit too well.

But maybe Philip will surpise us.. possibly there is Whiskey in the Jar after all.
I am eyeing the leftover wine from last Friday.

I am eyeing the leftover wine from last Friday.


Philip you rogue.
Maybe I will join you, I think there's half a bottle around here somewhere.

Oooh go on then Philip, I will if you will. I've got some left over wine in the fridge too!

Philip you rogue.
Maybe I will join you, I think there's half a bottle around here somewhere.
Wine it shall be then.

Wine it shall be then.


Let me finish my beer and I'll join you.

I think you should rename this thread It's monday night and I'm drinking wine.  ;D

I think you should rename this thread It's monday night and I'm drinking wine.  ;D
Hic!

http://www.tombofthemutilated.net/uploads/post-8-1157488441.jpg


It's Monday Night and I'm spending time with my lady. ;)


Rosy Palm and her 5 lovely daughters?

I'll be alone tonight. I hate football season >:(

I will too.

So I guess we'll all be here?

Rosy Palm and her 5 lovely daughters?


Well not all 5 of them ;D

I will too.

So I guess we'll all be here?


Some of us in a better state than others.

The trick is start drinking at lunch time.  :)


Well not all 5 of them ;D


Not to sound conceited.. but I need all 5.

Some of us in a better state than others.

The trick is start drinking at lunch time.  :)

Not to sound conceited.. but I need all 5.



I'll take 3 and you take 2

I'll take 3 and you take 2


You have a high opinion of yourself.. although to be fair, 2 is all that's actually needed.

You have a high opinion of yourself.. although to be fair, 2 is all that's actually needed.



What will you do with the 3 virgins?

http://www.tombofthemutilated.net/uploads/post-8-1157488441.jpg


It's Monday Night and I'm spending time with my lady. ;)

Mike, check the address of that picture.

Remove the end stuff and just go to the main website.

Bizare for Howard to be on there.

Nothing there

Nothing there
there's an invisible image!

there's an invisible image!


It's a chick in underwear, but go to the site!!!

there's an invisible image!



Invisible girl.

I'll be alone tonight. I hate football season >:(
I won't.....I have a Scouts meeting that I don't really want to go to :(

ALthough, I could use hubby's cancelled flight for today as an excuse......now THERE'S an idea ;)

I won't.....I have a Scouts meeting that I don't really want to go to :(


I think your scout troop should wear little SS Uniforms and assault the homeless.

Oh NO!!!! I'm gonna be alone, whatever will I do??




I can think of tons of stuff. ;)

Oh NO!!!! I'm gonna be alone, whatever will I do??




I can think of tons of stuff. ;)


Way ahead of you.

Way ahead of you.


Hey!!! Slow down and wait for me :P

Hey!!! Slow down and wait for me :P


Changing speeds is advantageous.

It's Monday night, and I am indeed alone. But to be fair, it's the first time i've been alone since waking up this morning  :)

It is Tuesday morning now!

It's still Monday night here in Colorado and I wasn't alone until now.  I went out with my friend, Amy, and had a really fun time just playing pool and talking and drinking wine.  Now it's almost Tuesday morning, at which point I'll be alone but fast asleep.  No troubles.  :)

It's Tuesday Morning.. and I'm alone  :(

Seriously, I have no idea where the hell my mam is  :-\\

It's Tuesday Morning.. and I'm alone  :(

Seriously, I have no idea where the hell my mam is  :-\\


That is a worry.  Sometimes parents don't realize that their kids worry as much about them as they do about their kids.  Hope she turns up soon, when she does ground her for a week.  ;)

I don't mind spending time alone now that I have wireless internet for my laptop.  No more fighting over the desktop in the computer room!

It's Tuesday and I'm in the mood ;D

its' tuesday night and i'm at work.

i will post this again in a few hours....different day and hour.

i swear it's the last time i'll bring it up.

It's Tuesday and I'm in the mood ;D
Are you in the mood for Monday?

It's Hump Day now.  Almost time for the weekend. 





And before Howard gets the wrong idea, Wednesday has the nickname "Hump Day" because it's the middle of the week.  When you get over the "hump" all the good days are coming up; Thursday, Friday and then the weekend.

I'm counting down to a week off work, just got to work today until 1pm, tomorrow until 7pm, friday until 5pm and saturday until 1pm then HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's Hump Day now.  Almost time for the weekend. 





And before Howard gets the wrong idea, Wednesday has the nickname "Hump Day" because it's the middle of the week.  When you get over the "hump" all the good days are coming up; Thursday, Friday and then the weekend.



What about Dry Hump Day? HAHA! ;D

What about Dry Hump Day? HAHA! ;D




Ummm, no.

Ummm, no.



That'll be on Sunday. ;)

What about Dry Hump Day? HAHA! ;D


Shuttup.

Shuttup.


he he he....that quote and your avatar go so well together. 

he he he....that quote and your avatar go so well together. 


Good.

Now, if you can tell me where the sig line comes from you can come and live in my jungle shack.

Shuttup.



Up your nose with a rubber hose.  :P

Where has everyone gone?

It's monday daytime and I'm all alone, cos I'm on holiday this week so I'm at home!!  :D

Yep. It's monday night and I'm "alone". Well, theres people in the other room, but they'd rather watch TV.

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It is MOnday evening now, with the night yet to arrive.

Hmmm... Lets see.... Its Deal or No Deal tonight. So thats what I'm watching on tv.

I may succomb to the television later.

Himself has gone to the pub so I'm about to put on a Jane Austen DVD.............

The TV beckons!

The TV beckons!
Fight the urge to yield to the TV, read a good action novel, maybe a Dusty Fog adventure!

http://www.unspoken-pleasures.net/zoelay.png

It's Monday and I need pleasure. ;)

I'm cleaning my bathroom tonight.  YAY!

Monday Night and RAW is on at 9pm

Or maybe I'll just clean my shower instead......I don't know.

I'll probably just watch some TV and call a few people.

Guess the movie I watch?

Guess the movie I watch?
Spice World ! No idea why that just came into my head but it's the first film that did!?!  ;D

Spice World ! No idea why that just came into my head but it's the first film that did!?!  ;D
I avoid that film like the plague.

But, but it's got London in it.... ;D

A Beatles film??

But, but it's got London in it.... ;D
True, but still no!

A Beatles film??
No, but the film did feature a Rolling Stones song on the closing credits.

gawd I don't know, I'm no good at clues like that.  :-\\

gawd I don't know, I'm no good at clues like that.  :-\\
What clues are you good at answering?

Hmm, an actor/actress from the film...........or the title is always good.  ;D  ;D

Hmm, an actor/actress from the film...........or the title is always good.  ;D  ;D
...mmmmmm...

...lets think.

I need some pleasure for Monday

I need some pleasure for Monday



Read a book.  I always enjoy that.

...mmmmmm...

...lets think.


Hey you panda jerk, what film was it!!?!?! I wanna know now!!

No, but the film did feature a Rolling Stones song on the closing credits.


Interview with the Vampire?

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I'll pay you to come clean mine ;)



HA.....I would if I enjoyed cleaning bathrooms.  I'm just tired of looking at it.

I read newspapers



Do you have any books?

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Mine's not actually that dirty since I just cleaned it last Friday, I just can't seem to keep the hair off the floor :-\\



That's our big problem.  My sister and I both have long hair. 

I'm not interested in books like I used to,I'd like to know what goes on around the world



I like reading the newspaper every now and again too, but if I didn't have a library of books in my house, I'd be bored stiff.

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Mine's not really long, but since it's really curly, it gets tangled easily and comes out when I try to detangle it :(



I feel that.  My hair is really curly when it's wet and when I try to brush through it, I end up with hair on the floor.  I only wish it held its curl when it was dry too. 

Monday Night means Antiques Roadshow to me.  ;D ;D




Cat

I'm going to watch Seinfeld and Three's Company

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Oh, mine does.....unfortunately, it's not a "pretty curly", it's more of an electrocuted-poodle kinda' curl :o


So, of course, when I try to straighten it, even MORE comes out :-\\




My sister got the uber-curly hair of the family.  I used to get my hair permed when I was younger so that I could have matching curls.  Never again....I hated it. 


I don't have an issue when straightening it, as far as hair coming out.  If you really want bone-straight hair, take the flat-iron to it when the hair is damp.  The moisture left in your hair combined with the heat from the iron steams it flat. 

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  The really odd thing is when I was younger, it was straight as a board.....then puberty hit :-\\



same here, Kim. :D

same here, Kim. :D




According to my previous hairdresser, it might go back straight when "Aunt M" comes to stay ;)

According to my previous hairdresser, it might go back straight when "Aunt M" comes to stay ;)




oh wow...that would be something, huh?

oh wow...that would be something, huh?
I'm keeping my fingers crossed O0

Interview with the Vampire?
No.

But the film did feature Nancy Sinatra's These Boots Are Made For Walking.

same here, Kim. :D




Me three! I've got this one curl on my fringe that comes out forward like a horn if i let it grow too long, it drives me insane!?!

No.

But the film did feature Nancy Sinatra's These Boots Are Made For Walking.
Is it something by Guy Ritchie??

No.

But the film did feature Nancy Sinatra's These Boots Are Made For Walking.


The Megadeth cover of that song is far better than the original.

The only film I can think of with a Stones song at the end is Interview with the Vampire.. you've got me Philip.. wait, was it on TV?

I'm going to watch Seinfeld and Three's Company
Hey Howard, I like Seinfield but 3s Company creeped me out :o

Is it something by Guy Ritchie??
No is was not, try again?