...car drive YOU!

Dasvadanya Comrade

Dasvadanya Comrade


Russians are cool.

I like caviar, and vodka.  And Russian chicks.

Dasvandanya, dudes!

[quote author=Keyser S

yeah, a russian chick with a fur coat and fur hat and vodka & caviar. send me to Siberia  ;D


you know... russian chicks want it more because its really cold out and theres nothin' else to do.. plus.. like, warmth, man.

[quote author=Keyser S

Можете вы поговорить русского?

Можете вы поговорить русского?
translator please  ???

translator please  ???



It means "Do you speak Russian?"

It means "Do you speak Russian?"
oh good, I thought it said "where can I get Russian hooker"?

oh good, I thought it said "where can I get Russian hooker"?



Now that would be: Где могу я получить русское рыболовное судно?

Now that would be: Где могу я получить русское рыболовное судно?
oh yeah, that's familiar.  ;D

Now that would be: Где могу я получить русское рыболовное судно?
On my translator it came up with "Where I can 4 obtain Russian fishing vessel?"

I went to a party about two months ago.. and there was this chick from Russia there right.

She was talking to me about her job in this bank and all I could do was think.. thigh high boots, long fur coat, fut hat, sharp russian accent.. "You capitalist pig dog, ze KGB has sent me to interrogate you.. but.. zer eez and eazier vay."

I think she worked that out eventually..

Nikolai Volkoff was a great Russian wrestler

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you.

In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there.


That Joe Stalin...master of stand-up, he was...

I think his catchphrase was 'laugh, or be shot'...

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(don't mind me. i'm trying to see if i can get a PM from a certain someone... ;))

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(don't mind me. i'm trying to see if i can get a PM from a certain someone... ;))
Is that Tatu?

Now that would be: Где могу я получить русское рыболовное судно?


"In capitalist America... hooker gets YOU!  (What a country!)"
- Smirnov Yakoff!

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Always wear knee-pads as a precaution.

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Tia, you are a nut.  ;D  and lemme know if you get that PM, I'm really sure about my hunch and now I got you thinking it too. You could probably work in the vice squad as a detective with your entrapment skills and intuition.

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Dude, is that a rubber cock in the curly haired one's mouth?